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00:25You
00:30Meteors are shooting stars. We shouldn't be running. We should be making wishes.
00:35I wish for a pony.
00:37And I wish you'd take cover.
00:42How come your wish came true?
00:45Should I use my meteor defense system?
00:47You have a meteor defense system?
00:48I have defense systems for all sorts of junk.
00:51Wildfires, floods, people trying to meet my thoughts.
00:54Yeah, start with the meteor one.
01:00The people trying to read my thoughts one is exactly the same.
01:03But with tin foil trim.
01:09Someone left us at my house.
01:11Yeah, the mailman. It's a letter.
01:15Letter, huh? I don't know. Paper folded over itself?
01:18What's it hiding? What's it hiding?
01:25Sticks, you've been nominated for an awardee award.
01:28They really need a better name for that thing.
01:30Ooh, let me see.
01:35Oh wait, I can't read.
01:37Gimme that.
01:37In honor of saving our village, the mayor cordially invites you to the awardees.
01:43Conveniently, you may also bring your four closest pals.
01:51Sorry, comedy chimp.
01:56Now, where was I?
01:58The awardees will be at the mayor's mansion.
02:01You'll dine on elegant food and mingle with elegant guests.
02:05After which the awardee award will be awarded to the winner.
02:08Which could be you.
02:10I can't make it.
02:11What? Why not?
02:12Well, you know, I'm slammed this week.
02:15See, tomorrow, rummage to garbage.
02:18Wednesday, rummage to garbage.
02:19Thursday, get tetanus shot.
02:21Friday, rummage to garbage.
02:22I'm booked solid.
02:23This is the honor of a lifetime.
02:26Yeah, you might even win a shiny trophy.
02:28You love shiny things.
02:31I do love shiny things.
02:35But, no, no, uh-uh, nah.
02:38Sticks, are you afraid to go?
02:41Afraid?
02:42No.
02:43Of course not.
02:45No way.
02:45Nuh-uh.
02:46Nope.
02:47A little.
02:48Sticks, there's nothing to fear.
02:50Look at me.
02:51I'm a feral badger.
02:53I'll embarrass myself.
02:55Who cares what people think?
02:56Yeah, everyone at these parties is a win bag anyway.
03:00What a robust mustache you have, Colonel Grumpkin.
03:03Why, thank you, Madam Stinkbottom.
03:07Don't worry.
03:08You'll be fine.
03:09I'll teach you to be a lady.
03:11A lady?
03:12That's the thing that holds garbage, right?
03:14No.
03:15A lady is a polite, sophisticated member of society.
03:19And you can be that.
03:21Lesson one, don't discuss garbage.
03:23I'm out.
03:24Come on.
03:25You can do this.
03:27Okay.
03:28I'll try.
03:29Great.
03:30A proper lady requires an escort for the gala.
03:38Why do I even bother with you guys?
03:43No.
03:44Please.
03:45I don't want to embarrass myself in front of fancy folk.
03:48Fine.
03:49But I'm not wearing pants.
03:53If you want to be a lady, you'll have to train hard.
03:56You up for it?
03:57Yes.
03:57I only have one question.
03:59Can I take this snail with me?
04:03When meeting someone new, start with a compliment.
04:07Try saying something nice about their perfume.
04:15You don't stink.
04:19And go.
04:25This is my male consort.
04:29And if you don't like him, I'll knock you out.
04:32No sticks.
04:32Ladies, don't fight.
04:35When in doubt, Pinky's out.
04:47One, two, step.
04:49One, two, turn.
04:51One, two, step.
04:53One, two, dip.
04:54Why is the music controlling us?
04:57I'm not your puppet music master.
04:59I'm not your puppet!
05:04Yeah, I think she's ready.
05:11It's my pleasure to introduce the Lady Styx and her escort, Sir Sonic of Hedgehog.
05:23Go ahead.
05:24You can do it.
05:26Start with a compliment.
05:31What an elegant scent.
05:35Oh!
05:39Finally, some chow.
05:42No.
05:43Asparagus crostini.
05:45Hemp seed quiche.
05:46Goat cheese with red radicchio spread?
05:49And the hoity-toity stiffs love these tiny nibbles.
05:54Uh-oh.
05:55Gotta go.
06:01More like goat cheese and a red crudicchio spread.
06:07My dear chap, what a marvelously comical witticism!
06:11Uh...red radicchio spread?
06:15Sir, you have the audacity to say what we're all thinking!
06:20You simply must join us.
06:22Me?
06:23OK.
06:25Red crudicchio spread.
06:31now you seem prepared for winter that's one healthy layer of blubber well I never
06:39sticks what it was a compliment it's not like I said she wasn't prepared for winter
06:44welcome to the awardee award where we award an awardee award for award-winning
06:50safest tonight one of you nominees will be awarded your very own awardee award that's
06:58it I'm firing my speechwriter check out that ridiculous hat not sir there's the
07:07official hat of the jackalope lodge of which I am president a bit upon closer
07:16inspection it does look asinine
07:31what is this it's your pre salad post soup mid appetizer post post cocktail tertiary
07:38thimble fork excuse me pardon me pardon me excuse me evil genius coming through
07:42move it shell boy Eggman how did you get nominated let's just say I had a loyal
07:49base of supporters finally a use for my ballot stuffing robot you look familiar do
07:57I know you start with a compliment you have healthy hindquarters all right thank
08:04you I actually just started taking spin classes see that Shelly that's how a lady slurp soup from a bowl
08:20ladies and gentlemen we're ready to announce this year's winner and the awardee goes to
08:29Leroy the turtle yes score one for Leroy Leroy the turtle that award was mine something smells fishy
08:39here I am irritable bowl syndrome if you won't give me the award I'll take it with my ballot stuffing
08:48robot stuffer bot stuff their ballots this is not quite as menacing as I'd hoped Minions
09:04attack
09:19Sticks get them a lady doesn't fight that's how I know you
09:47what are you yeah that's it I'm sick of being proper
09:54time to get primal
10:15give us a pound dear chap
10:44I'll be back and next time I'll bring more ballots
10:47more ballots
10:53Leroy you may have won the awardee but I think we can all agree that today I was the real
10:58hero
10:59yes but I won the award
11:02give me the shiny
11:04stay cool keep rocking that bow tie
11:09thanks for saving our skin sticks I guess it isn't always proper to be proper
11:13yes following the old instincts think you can teach me how to do that sure
11:19No
11:47we'll be
11:47and let you know
11:47I don't take orders from you. You flank left.
11:50Why do we have to have this discussion every single time?
11:56Behold! The awesome power of Octopus Bot!
12:03Nice to meet you.
12:27You know, this would be easier if you'd all stop moving around.
12:30Sorry, I can't hear you. Too busy running circles around your squid bot.
12:34It's not a squid, it's an octopus!
12:37Can't you tell by the size of the tentacles in relation to the head?
12:40Sonic, my laser-guided unbulterizer is ready to go.
12:43I've got a clean shot at Spider-Bot.
12:45It's an octopus! An octopus!
12:48Tails, have you even tested it yet?
12:50Don't worry, it'll work.
12:57That's not good.
13:02I should've taken that log-rowing class.
13:06Keep them coming. I can do this all day.
13:11I could use a breather.
13:16He-he-he-he-he. How the tide has turned.
13:19That's an article reference, because it's a squid.
13:22I-I mean octopus.
13:24Great. Now you've got me doing it.
13:34Gross.
13:37Next time, study a cephalopause before we do battle!
13:43Guys, I don't know what happened.
13:45I'll tell you what happened. Your laser almost turned us into robo-fish food.
13:50Yeah, and not the delicious flaky kind.
13:52I'm sorry. It malfunctioned.
13:55Maybe it didn't malfunction.
13:57Maybe.
13:58This isn't even Tails.
14:00What if he's one of those sleeper agents?
14:02A mole.
14:02Pretending to be a fox.
14:04A fox mole!
14:06Ow! Quit it!
14:08Hey, leave him alone. He just-
14:10No, Sonic. They're right.
14:12Well, except for sticks and that whole fox mole thing.
14:16I put all of you in danger. I need to go.
14:21Tails? Wait!
14:23Tails? You okay, buddy? Tails?
14:26I'm not coming back till I fix my unpolterizer.
14:32Hey, guys. Go easy on Tails.
14:34So we made a mistake. I mean, haven't you ever-
14:41Oh, sorry if I scared you folks, please.
14:44Accept my most humble apologies.
14:46You almost made us roadkill, pal.
14:48Oh, a thousand pardons.
14:51Allow me to introduce myself.
14:52T. W. Barker.
14:55Entrepreneur, owner, and ringmaster of T. W. Barker's
14:59Circus of Wonders.
15:01A circus, huh?
15:02Like, with clowns?
15:03And elephants?
15:04And art made from corn husks?
15:07I have no idea what a circus is.
15:09Alas, I have none of those.
15:11For you see, my performers ate some bad sushi in the last town
15:14and have fallen gravely ill.
15:16All I have are my two stunt bears.
15:20So, how will you put on a show?
15:22I won't be able to.
15:23The children will be ever so disappointed.
15:27Not the children?
15:29Yes, the children.
15:31If only I could find some kind-hearted souls to help me keep the magic of the circus alive.
15:38Mr. Barker, you're in luck. We'd be proud to volunteer in your circus.
15:42Speak for yourself, Amy.
15:44What makes you think I want to perform like some kind of trained animal?
15:47No offense.
15:50Yes, yes, I understand.
15:52The training is quite rigorous. I-I-It's okay if you're not capable.
15:58Capable is my middle name.
16:00I thought your middle name was The.
16:02Look, I just hope your circus can keep up with me. I'm in.
16:05Wonderful!
16:13I'm delighted to have all of you.
16:16Oh, wait, there's one more.
16:18Tails, come in.
16:19We're joining the circus!
16:22Tails?
16:24Tails!
16:27That should do it.
16:35Oh, come on! Stupid piece of junk!
16:41Welcome to the circus, where your unique abilities will be put on display for the children of the world.
16:48Sonic, there's only one creature fast enough to master.
16:54The Sphere of Fear!
16:57A circuitous cage with no beginning or end,
17:00allowing you to reach unparalleled speeds,
17:03all without leaving the center ring!
17:06Wicked!
17:10You, my muscular friend, are formidable with your fists.
17:13But have you ever thought about using your head?
17:21Using my head!
17:22I get it!
17:26Ooh, me! What am I gonna be?
17:28An acrobat? A lion tamer?
17:30A magician performing illusions the likes of which nobody has ever seen!
17:34You'll be a sad clown.
17:36Sad clown?
17:37I see what's going on here.
17:38You're giving me the lame job because I'm a girl.
17:43I'm ready for my trapeze, Act Boss.
17:47That's it!
17:48I didn't use a counterweight to compensate for changes in velocity!
17:52Plus, this was inside.
17:56Welcome to T. W. Barker's Circus of Wonders!
18:01Tonight, we bring you feats of strength, speed, and agility,
18:07the likes of which you have never seen before!
18:10Unless you've been to any other circuses.
18:12Enjoy!
18:25It's not funny!
18:27It's sad!
18:28You're supposed to sympathize with the sad clown!
18:30Behold!
18:33The sphere of fear!
18:45One final test!
18:54Sweet!
18:55Just in time for dancing with the robots!
18:59No!
19:00It's the season finale!
19:07What time does the show start?
19:10Great job, everybody!
19:12That was a blast!
19:13We should do it again sometime!
19:15Yes, you should!
19:17And you will!
19:21Hey, what's the big idea?
19:23Well, you see, my performers aren't exactly sick.
19:27They escaped.
19:28So when I heard about your crew, I set up this brilliant trap!
19:33And you marks walked right into it!
19:41Too late, my feral friend!
19:46But here's the real prize!
19:48It's not easy to catch lightning in a bottle!
19:51So I had to special order this bottle from a mutual friend of ours!
19:57The sphere of fear from Eggman Industries is unbendable, unbreakable, un-meltable,
20:02and it's yours for just six easy payments!
20:05Plus shipping and handling!
20:06And that's how we get you!
20:07You forgot one thing, Barker!
20:09Me!
20:10Did I?
20:11Oh, sweet, compassionate Amy Rose!
20:15Think of the children!
20:18The children?
20:19Wait!
20:21That's not gonna work on me this time!
20:24So is this a regional tour, or...?
20:26Oh, and in case you manage to escape, I ordered some of these as well!
20:38Guys, I fixed the unbolterizer!
20:40It actually works now!
20:42Where is everyone?
20:46Sonic, you there?
20:48Sonic?
20:48Tails!
20:49Man, am I glad to hear from you!
20:50That circus creep captured us!
20:52We need your help, buddy!
20:5410-4, Blue Leader!
20:55Help is on the way!
20:58I've got eyes on the big top, Sonic!
21:04Tails!
21:05Get me out of this thing!
21:14Great!
21:14That thing still doesn't work!
21:20Now this is wicked!
21:23Bears!
21:25Motobugs!
21:26Attack!
21:47Sonic!
21:48He's getting away!
22:01Let me out of this infernal cage!
22:04I'm an entrepreneur!
22:08That was some sweet flying, buddy.
22:11Yeah, you did good.
22:12Sorry for saying you were a double agent.
22:15I didn't realize you were a triple agent.
22:19Yeah, thanks, Tails.
22:20Well, I'm just happy I could help.
22:22Now let's get out of here.
22:23What?
22:24No!
22:25No!
22:25Wait!
22:27You can't leave me here!
22:30Come back!
22:32Come back!
22:34Come back!
22:36Come back!
22:37Finally, I can turn off this dreck!
22:55manage.
22:56Matt and stop!
22:57We're done!
22:58We're done.
22:58It is done.
22:59We're done!
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