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00:26Let's move on.
00:34That's right. No one can stop me from turning every coconut on this island into deadly explodonuts, thanks to my
00:41fiendish spider bombs.
00:44Scuttle, my spiders! Scuttle!
00:54Is it just me or have Eggman's plans gotten a little...weird?
01:01Exploding spider bot coconuts? No, it's not just you.
01:06How can we tell the difference between regular coconuts and the exploding...
01:09Oh, I see.
01:16It's psychological. The spider bots are an obvious cry for help and the coconuts indicate deep-seated mother issues.
01:22I do not have mother issues!
01:32Oh, darn it! I promised Stix a girl's night out to the volcano. Can we wrap this up?
01:37Just when it was getting good.
01:44I did.
01:54Mommy!
01:57Curse you, Sonic! I just had this washed.
02:07Come on, Stix! The volcano's not gonna be open all night.
02:11The volcano closes? It's an expression.
02:14Of what?
02:14I don't know! It's an expression! It's just an expression!
02:19Come on, getting ready is half the fun of going out. Like, what have you got in your purse?
02:25Purse?
02:26A girl needs the essentials. Cab fare, lip balm, picture of a platonic friend that you have no romantic interest
02:36in.
02:37Purse!
02:38Right!
02:41Stix!
02:42Are you okay?
02:44Oh, no!
02:46Purse is around here somewhere.
02:48Stix! You're a pack rat!
02:51No, I'm not!
02:52A pack rat's some kind of dance, right?
02:58Thanks, all of you, for helping with Stix's yard sale. We all know she's a pack rat, but together we
03:02can beat it. Right, Stix?
03:04I don't think I...
03:05Right!
03:05Amy, do you think maybe you're being a little too... take charge?
03:09I'm only doing what anyone would do for a friend who's pathetic and hopeless.
03:13Hey, hey!
03:14Let the yard sale begin!
03:17Nope, not too take charge at all.
03:22How much for this stick with a beehive?
03:25I can't sell that! My great aunt gave it to me!
03:28Then how much for this cow skull?
03:30No! That's where I keep my stick beehive!
03:34How about this wad of moss?
03:36Not that moss!
03:37If you hold it sideways under a full moon, it looks like Amy!
03:40With two noses! And a beard!
03:42Five bucks for all of it!
03:48Just breathe!
03:51Look, Knuckles! A Zuchai crystal cluster! Perfect to build a hyper-exo-mattifier! Don't you think?
03:58Um, what came after... look, Knuckles?
04:01What came after... look, Knuckles?
04:13Hey! What are you doing there?
04:15I was going to buy this!
04:18Ten bucks!
04:19Ten bucks! Highway robbery!
04:31Ahem!
04:32Uh, two bucks?
04:34Guys, could you move this couch to the other side of the yard?
04:37You got it!
04:39Oof!
04:44Ahem!
04:47Three bucks! And not a penny more!
04:55How much for this stump helmet?
04:58Four bucks! Right, Sticks?
05:01Oh!
05:02What luck!
05:06This rock would make a perfect focusing lens for my hyper-exo-mattifier!
05:10All I need is a refracting chamber and an influx reflector! Right, Knuckles?
05:14Do you use big words just to make me feel... uh... uh...
05:18What's that word that means not smart?
05:21Obtuse?
05:21Yeah, see? That's what I'm talking about!
05:25Amy! How much for the granite ottoman?
05:27Be right there! Just grabbing the last of this stuff!
05:37Oh well! Coming!
05:52Forgot this spoon.
06:03Three and a half bucks?
06:05When this is over, you'll feel so much better! A clean house is a happy house!
06:09Now how much should we charge for that old surfboard I found?
06:13Wait! Old surfboard made of the hardest wood in the forest blocking the granite portal with the evil skull on
06:18it?
06:18Yeah? So?
06:19No!
06:21This is the cave of the evil Froglodytes! That surfboard was there to keep it SHUT!
06:31Oh! Whoops!
06:33Sonic!
06:37What's going on?
06:38Amy took down the surfboard, which was the only thing protecting us from the hordes of Froglodytes invading from the
06:43very bubbles of the world!
06:44My bad!
06:45Now you're talking!
06:47About the invading horde I mean, not the part about you screwing up.
06:54Whatever you got for the surfboard, Amy, it was totally worth it!
06:58Oh! Here's the only thing between us and a horde of evil monsters! I'll just sell that for three bucks!
07:04Because a clean home is a happy home!
07:06Okay! I get it!
07:08I could use a little help here! That is, if you guys are done making fun of Amy, who, by
07:12the way, totally deserves it!
07:13Whoa!
07:15Sticks!
07:18The Froglodytes took her!
07:19What do we do?
07:20Huh. Blame you?
07:21After that.
07:22We go in and rescue her.
07:24I wish my Hyper-Exo-Mattifier was finished!
07:27Look, I'm sure you'll find the part you need. We got a whole junkyard of stuff here.
08:00Time to take in the trash!
08:03What does that mean?
08:04Shh. It's a dramatic moment.
08:06Oh, great Froggy Mandias! Accept this humble sacrifice! Really humble. Scrawny, actually.
08:15We've been stuck down here for so long, you'll take anything!
08:20Have you anything to say before you were sacrificed, oh wretched soul?
08:26No!
08:29You got a lot of nerve for somebody who lives in my basement!
08:33There's one of you and, oh, let's see, one, two, a bazillion of us!
08:38Um, sir, Og is homesick.
08:41A bazillion minus one of us. What chance do you think you have?
08:48Hey, I know that coconut!
08:50Give us back our friend!
08:54Couch!
09:00I knew this stuff would come in handy!
09:02No, you didn't. Let's get him!
09:12Beehive!
09:14Yeah!
09:14Beehive!
09:15Yeah!
09:16Hey, this one's still got bees in it!
09:18Yeah!
09:24Taste my Hyper-Exo-Mattifier!
09:30It works!
09:32It actually works!
09:34Brown!
09:36You look tired! Have a seat!
09:40Ha-ha! Oh, I cracked myself up.
09:46Sticks, need this?
09:48Hey! Thanks!
09:53Come on, let's blow this frog leg stand!
10:04Now to block this door forever.
10:11Designer shelving, sturdy, and good feng shui.
10:17I don't know about you guys, but I need a trip to the volcano.
10:20Really? Great!
10:26Ahem!
10:28375?
10:30Fine.
10:50Mine went farthest before it melted!
10:53No! Mine went farthest before it melted!
10:56Sticks, are you worried about the Froglodytes coming out again?
10:59Nah, I think they'll be fine.
11:04My brethren, we are trapped!
11:09Oh, but this old furniture totally brightens up the place!
11:13Og, move that coffee table over here.
11:15It really ties the cave together!
11:17Um, sir, Og is homesick.
11:42Yeah, who's gonna take it downtown?
11:45Knuckles, that's who!
11:47Gonna pour Sonic a hurt tonic,
11:49and the pain is gonna be chronic!
11:52Okay, we get it.
11:55Tails!
11:56Tails, you flip it.
11:58Not sure I trust this guy.
12:03Heads!
12:07Lucky.
12:24Don't give me that look!
12:43Don't give me that look!
12:47Heads!
12:48Heads!
12:50Heads!
12:51Heads!
12:52Heads!
12:53Factor in bird migration!
12:54That's gopher ball 101!
13:10That's totally unfair!
13:12Heads!
13:13Maybe you need to work on your swing!
13:14Are you kidding me?!
13:15This has nothing to do with my swing!
13:17It has everything to do with luck!
13:21Aww...
13:22Hup!
13:23Gah!
13:26Gah!
13:29Gah!
13:30Gah!
13:31Gah!
13:32Gah!
13:33Gah!
13:37Gah!
13:44Gah!
13:47Sonic the luck monkey beat me in gopher ball by getting totally lucky!
13:51I thought you didn't want to talk about your feelings!
13:54I don't!
13:54I just want to yell!
13:55We all get into a slump now and then!
13:58I'm not in a slump!
14:00Oh really?
14:01How many times have you lost to Sonic this week?
14:04I told you!
14:05I don't want to talk about this!
14:07Maybe!
14:07There's a disturbance in the luck balance of the universe!
14:11That could happen?
14:13Stupid universe!
14:14What you need to do is burn through the rest of this losing streak
14:17by bringing yourself as much bad luck as you can!
14:19As fast as you can!
14:21To speed up shifting the luck balance of the universe
14:23back the way it was before this all happened!
14:27Yeah!
14:28That's right!
14:28You heard me!
14:29Shift the luck balance of the universe?
14:32Really?
14:33I am so there!
14:35I can't believe I never thought of this before!
14:37Huh?
14:43When the luck balance of the universe shifts against you,
14:46just get it all over with as quickly as possible to shift it back!
14:50It's like one of those things!
14:51When you hear it, you're like,
14:53Duh!
14:53That's so obvious!
14:54Ugh!
15:03Plus it plays to my strengths of taking horrible-
15:07Painful!
15:11Brutal punishment!
15:17Ah!
15:18I can almost feel my luck changing already!
15:23Oh man, Knuckles!
15:25You okay?
15:26Am I okay?
15:28Are you okay, you mean?
15:30Or are you getting too nervous about the gopher ball beat down headed your-
15:35Oh-hey!
15:39Give me a minute!
15:40It's hard to trash talk with a punctured lung!
15:43Looks to me like you're not in much condition to play anything!
15:46You only think I'm not in much condition to-
15:50Whatever you said!
15:51But in fact,
15:52I finally tipped the luck balance of the universe back in my favor!
15:57Your lucky streak is over, Sonic!
15:59Brace yourself, my friend!
16:01Cause there's nothing but sunny skies ahead for this-
16:12Even with a mind as powerful as mine, it's important to keep the reflexes honed!
16:17That's why you robots will serve as my opponents in this training exercise!
16:23On your marks, get set, go!
16:32Stop!
16:39Agh!
16:39Someone stepping on my mustache!
16:43Wait, no one is stepping on your-
16:54If I didn't know better, I'd say there was a shift in the luck balance of the universe!
17:05Come on, Meteors! Take your best shot!
17:08We've got to do something. He's going to hurt himself!
17:12What do you suggest we do?
17:13You could lose to him on purpose.
17:16What else you got?
17:18I'll talk some sense into him. Leave it to me.
17:23Nux, you're wasting your time with this luck stuff.
17:26I've been beating you lately entirely due to skill.
17:29Luck!
17:29Skill!
17:30Luck!
17:30Skill!
17:31Like the way I beat you in this argument just now!
17:33You didn't win yet because I'm still saying the word luck.
17:37Luck!
17:42Can we discuss this somewhere else?
17:45Sonic and his friends always defeat me by the slimmest of margins.
17:49But with the luck balance of the universe shifted entirely in my favor,
17:53there's never been a better time to attack!
17:58So let us attack, this instant, with everything we've got.
18:03Bring the Mega.
18:06Stix, you gotta help us make Knuckles stop right away.
18:10He's gonna get hurt.
18:11Not if he shifts the luck balance of the universe in time.
18:13And what if he doesn't?
18:15I guess he'll probably be eaten by a carnivorous plant
18:17and slowly digested over a period of weeks or months.
18:19And we agree that's not good, right?
18:21I can think of worse, but I've got confidence in him.
18:25Confidence in a guy who believes your crazy theory?
18:28Did you just call my theory crazy?
18:33So, Nux, I was kinda hoping we could get you to stop this nonsense
18:37before an asteroid pulverizes you into baby food.
18:39Any suggestions?
18:41Admit that luck is the only reason you've been beating me all this time.
18:45How about we have a rematch right now?
18:48Skill versus skill.
18:51Go ahead, take your shot.
18:55Don't you feel the ground rumbling?
18:57Nice try, Lucky.
19:04Okay, that there was a little weird.
19:06I'll give you that.
19:07A little?!
19:07Are you kidding me?!
19:21Magnificent!
19:23The invasion is going swimmingly!
19:26And me without my floaties on!
19:32Note to self, need hip or diabolical banter.
19:41So, Eggman, what makes you think this stunt will go any better than the last dozen or so you've pulled?
19:45The luck balance of the universe!
19:47That's what!
19:48What?
19:49You believe that stuff too?
19:51Sorry I'm late.
19:52What can I do to-
19:55I'm unscathed from a little shvitsy, but no matter.
19:58It's also laundry day.
19:59Today is my lucky day!
20:03Ugh, you guys okay?
20:05Wow, that was nuts.
20:07I can't believe that.
20:09We had him cornered.
20:10What are you doing here?
20:12Helping?
20:13You're not helping, you're just bad luck.
20:15I have an idea.
20:17Since you and your bad luck just hurt our side, why don't you just join Eggman and make it official?
20:22Fine!
20:23If that's how you're gonna be about it, I'm gonna work with someone who appreciates me.
20:29Knuckles, come back!
20:31Hold up.
20:32Let's let this play out.
20:34Attention, village!
20:36Your panicked screaming and fear-addled hysteria have so charmed and delighted me these past few moments,
20:43that I wish to extend my appreciation by debuting for you my most extravagant ode to destruction yet.
20:53Behold, the Mega!
20:59I call him that because he's 7% bigger than my other robots.
21:02Eggman, I'm through with Sonic.
21:05I'm joining your side.
21:07Ah!
21:08A defector has come to join the winning team!
21:11More good luck!
21:13Pretty cool robot.
21:14New?
21:15Yeah, nice, right?
21:17Safe to say my best ever.
21:28Though it's basically a prototype.
21:34Never really tested it in the field before, but the designs look really sound.
21:38So I figured with this string of good luck I've been having...
21:47But hey, now it's tested and I don't have to clean up the mess.
21:51Good luck with that, suckers!
21:55Wow, my bad luck follows me wherever I go.
21:59Or is it good luck?
22:01After all, our side won.
22:03But I was on the other side.
22:05No, you weren't.
22:06I sent you on a secret mission for us.
22:08It was so secret, even I didn't know about it.
22:13Yeah, you see, you's rich sides and your bad luck overpowered Eggman's good luck, but you were really on our
22:18side.
22:19So by losing, you won.
22:23Wow.
22:24Yeah.
22:26You know what I've been wondering though?
22:28Where crazy luck theories come from?
22:30When the bad luck leaves me, where does it go?
22:36There's a perfectly good explanation for this.
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