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00:00Someone's made a complaint at HR. Essentially, the complaint is about me.
00:04My dad just turned 42.
00:06I don't give a shit how old you are.
00:09Dan did something he probably regrets now.
00:11You think he kissed her?
00:13Jess told me everything.
00:15Something's happening to me. I've been kind of seeing things.
00:19You are the best person that I know.
00:22I don't want to be good anymore. I want to be happy.
00:46I don't want to be happy.
01:00I don't want to be happy.
01:21can someone tell me why we're here because when posh people invite you to
01:24their party you go is it definitely fancy dress I mean it better be it's
01:30certainly not just drinks and nibbles is it no no it was on the invitation did we
01:34RSVP I don't think we did
02:07well what would everyone like to drink G&T vino or who wants to try some of my punch I
02:13call this
02:14my June de Bacchanal it's lethal good girl get it down yes who's next you go Aphrodite am I right
02:27yeah you can always rely on Aphrodite to bring the party where's hubby is he babysitting it's not
02:36babysitting when they're your kids is it absolutely not your house is amazing oh god
02:43it was a total hovel when we first bought it but now we adore it oh we do we do
02:48please go and mingle
02:51I love that you brought your rent boy sorry hmm oh hello coming hi oh welcome punch for this one
03:01too
03:01oh thank you of course oh you you both came to Aphrodite was that deliberate oh well I thought
03:08she was gonna do the sheet too but um it's fine this is gorgeous oh um yep it's from home
03:17good for you
03:19and what's this one come as I'm the mine at all not playing the game eh it's a gods and
03:27monsters
03:27party isn't it I mean the game darling
03:38where the fuck are we and where have all these people come from oh come on it's funny
03:44having a random adventure like we used to single girls together again I'm free it's a big moment for
03:52me yeah how do you mean we've broken up what we've split up and broken up no you haven't you
04:03had an
04:03argument do you think we should stay out here or is it more fun inside you've got kids what's gonna
04:08happen to them it'll be fine we'll co-parent like it was just a kiss I know you're upset I'm
04:16not upset
04:17I'm relieved I'm excited I'm so excited this is one of those nights where you don't know what's gonna
04:32happen she's being weird isn't she they've split up what actions have consequences Jessica
04:56hey hi can you come in the pool now daddy no not now sorry do you have to stay in
05:07bed like when you
05:07hurt your leg no no I'm just a bit tired hey can you go for my leg
05:27come on
05:38throw it to me
05:46they love the tape
05:52that's amazing they want me to go to LA for a chemistry read I knew they'd want you well done
05:58you look beautiful by the way oh thanks
06:05it's a film based on those books you love
06:08shadow mate yeah yeah um I've sort of grown out of those but um but but that's amazing
06:16I think we should celebrate yeah you need to have more fun come with me come on
06:51you just wave up like true have you seen him
06:58oh really yeah oh you two yeah uh this is one of my mean ads Claire uh wonderful painter um
07:05animals
07:06mostly uh lots of her work all around the place oh watch out for Claire when it comes to Sparagmos
07:12it's when everyone goes mad and tears each other apart oh it's the um after party if you will
07:19okay deathless Aphrodite oh terrible enchantress
07:24this is from Arachne's little harbour atelier isn't it
07:28so expensive but woven from the lunar silk moth so it'll last forever
07:35who have you come as oh I don't do fancy dress I'm an actor oh of course you are looking
07:41like that
07:41when we've seen you in anything we love gritty urban drama it's our favourite genre
07:48he um he's about to play a centaur actually oh well why shouldn't you I mean anyone can play
07:53anything now can't they it's it's fabulous how many more opportunities there are in the arts for
07:57people from all over the world all different kinds of backgrounds you went to Harrow so yeah
08:04goodness you're an old boy too I knew it oh god stop banging on about your bloody school no one
08:12cares am I right
08:17how long have you been married oh god no we're not we're not married we just do you know what
08:24you
08:25you should do fancy dresses I've just come up I've seen this you look amazing
08:37I look at you
09:03good afternoon or evening what time
09:07is it there hi Natalie thanks for coming on at such a notice you're so welcome I've got Greg with
09:12me hi Natalie I've jumped in on this it's allowed to move pretty quickly up through the levels as you
09:17can imagine nice to see you Greg and I've also got Suzanne Sarah Dominique and Maria the whole senior
09:22management team who obviously you know yes hi guys let's start with the nature of the complaint
09:31which is in and of itself extremely serious as it involves an accusation of sexual harassment
09:36sorry what we understand the complainant was primarily concerned with unwanted comments on his
09:41appearance this I'm totally and the subsequent unwanted contact with them be great to get your take on
09:47that well I've been away did you send something to this one address what did you send the box of
09:53baked goods he said they arrived this morning oh yes the cupcakes but they were just a gesture of
09:59goodwill the victim feels that these were intended to put pressure on him into dropping the complaint the
10:03victim Debbie this is me it's also celiac so it could be construed as menacing or an act of coercion
10:09why
10:10would I be coercing him well unfortunately we are going to have to escalate this to a formal grievance
10:14and suspend you pending a full investigation are you serious oh no no after you please thanks
10:37so you're here on holiday yeah and how do you know the hosts I'll be dying
10:45they like to collect people like king and a queen together a court around them
10:54very strange thank you cheers
11:06more than likely
11:07well maybe the family
11:10hey
11:11hey
11:12can I talk to you quickly
11:13yeah
11:28are you following me around
11:36you're having a good time
11:37no
11:41oh
11:42uh
11:43every can you
11:43give us a moment please
11:49and you
11:50all stars need say please
11:54please
11:55please
12:11i'm sorry
12:14what for
12:14what for
12:17what i mean
12:18Dan made a mistake
12:22but i'm sorry about that i know it's made things weird and i'm just i really am i'm just i'm
12:29so
12:29sorry don't apologize you did me a favor seriously thank you
12:53so
12:59so
13:01so
13:02so
13:02so
13:23Yeah?
13:31Guys, where's Leah?
13:32Come on, you shouldn't be out here without an adult.
13:35What the hell are you screaming?
13:37Someone had my cake.
13:40Okay.
13:44Um...
13:45Henry, did you eat this cake?
13:48It's important, Henry.
13:49You have a nut allergy and there are nuts in this, aren't there?
13:52Did you eat it?
13:54Who ate it?
13:56Guys, you're not in any trouble.
13:58Just tell me, did Henry have any at all?
14:00No.
14:01Yes.
14:02Um, what does that mean?
14:04Uh, what do we do now, Henry?
14:06Um, how bad is your allergy?
14:08How long does it take to happen?
14:10Minutes or...
14:12Leah will know.
14:14Leah!
14:26I think I've just been worrying about what other people think too much, you know?
14:30I mean, I've been worrying about that all my life.
14:32I hear that.
14:34There's a lot of shame attached.
14:37Exactly.
14:38When you start thinking about your relationship history and maybe it's you, you know, maybe you're picking wrong people.
14:44Right.
14:45You blame yourself.
14:47But actually, it's not your fault if other people aren't ready to commit to you.
14:51And just because someone's your age or older, it doesn't mean they're more mature or ready for a relationship.
14:57I mean, we know that, right?
14:58You still get blindsided and hurt.
15:03It's like, how do you let yourself trust someone?
15:05How do you know?
15:07You know?
15:09It's scary.
15:11But I think you do know.
15:14Who cares what other people think?
15:17Maybe you have to take a risk.
15:19And trust it.
15:27No, no, no, no, no.
15:28Don't drink that.
15:30You don't know what's in it.
15:37Henry, how do you feel?
15:38Will you just talk to me, please?
15:39Is he going to be okay?
15:40I don't know.
15:41I don't know.
15:42Okay, look.
15:43Can you do your lips?
15:46Do they feel balloony?
15:48Your throat?
15:49Open your mouth.
15:50Okay, airway?
15:51Is it constricted at all?
15:52Okay, do you have an EpiPen?
15:55No.
15:56Where do you want me to keep the medicine?
15:59Oh, Jesus.
16:05Guys, come on!
16:08Okay, look.
16:09I'll take you to mommy.
16:11Why is there never any reception?
16:16What's happening?
16:18Where the fuck are you men?
16:20I had to make a phone call.
16:23He ate nuts?
16:24He's fucking got a nut allergy.
16:25He doesn't have a nut allergy.
16:28What?
16:29Just thinks he has a nut allergy
16:31because all the other kids have it.
16:33It's fashionable.
16:35And he puked one time
16:36when he ate a whole jar of peanut butter.
16:40Oh, my God.
16:44Where are you going?
16:45Paris.
16:47Now?
16:48Uh, oui.
16:49Now.
16:55You all right?
17:10What is this place?
17:13Come on, come on, come on.
17:18Look at this.
17:24Wow.
17:27That's...
17:29I want to see their bedroom.
17:57Oh, wow.
18:03The things have happened in here.
18:05Oh, they definitely have.
18:08Shut the door.
18:17Who's this guy?
18:19Wow.
18:21Hmm.
18:22Terrifying.
18:26Is he all right?
18:28Because he doesn't look comfortable.
18:36Oh, my God.
18:40Is that door?
18:41No.
18:43Why?
18:43Definitely means something, right?
19:10I always used to do stupid things at parties.
19:17Do you remember graduation night?
19:20I ran off and climbed that tree and you found me hiding up there.
19:25And you didn't say what you're doing.
19:28You just laughed and climbed up next to me.
19:34And we watched the sun come up.
19:39Do you remember that?
19:42I do remember.
19:46You're always very...
19:50funny.
20:08I just don't understand why you can't stay until, like, tomorrow.
20:12I told you.
20:13I don't need this shitty job.
20:15I have a trust fund.
20:17And where will I stay, huh?
20:19For you?
20:21Leia, don't go.
20:23He's really upset, can't you see that?
20:24Does that not bother you at all?
20:25Hola, he's not my kid.
20:28Look, I'm sorry, Henry, you're a good boy, but your parents don't look after you very well.
20:33What?
20:34They're all very selfish.
20:35Oh, I'm sorry, we're selfish.
20:37I don't have kids.
20:40You're so busy looking up your assholes that you don't even see what you have in your hands.
20:44Is that like a French saying, or...?
20:47It's fine, okay?
20:49You're right.
20:50Let's go.
20:53How will you even get to the airport?
20:55There's a boat today, and my dad booked me a taxi.
20:58Good for you.
20:59Godspeed.
21:00I can do this.
21:01I'll be fine.
21:03Au revoir.
21:06Bonne chance.
21:21You look nice in those trousers.
21:24Now, did that make you feel uncomfortable?
21:27Absolutely not.
21:29Did he look good in the trousers?
21:32Yes, but apparently I should have said the trousers look good.
21:36Not him, because then apparently it wouldn't be sexual harassment.
21:41No one's allowed to flirt anymore.
21:43No.
21:44It's not like I'm his boss.
21:46I mean, technically, I'm his line manager.
21:50Dave should be flattered.
21:53Ancient civilizations understood the anarchic nature of courtship.
21:57When Zeus wanted Ganymede, he just transformed into an eagle,
22:01picked him up in his talons, and had his wicked way with him.
22:04Ganymede didn't mind. He'd just been fucked by a god.
22:07Yes, sure.
22:08Well, all the gods were at it.
22:11They'd all be cancelled now, I dare say.
22:13They definitely would.
22:15Dave sounds like a snivelling little snowflake to me.
22:19Yes.
22:20I don't know what to do.
22:21Oh!
22:25Oh!
22:26Oh!
22:27Oh!
22:29Oh!
22:31Oh!
22:31Oh!
22:33Oh!
22:34It's ringing.
22:38Hi, Debbie.
22:40Who's this?
22:40It's Natalie.
22:42Oh, I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
22:46No.
22:46No.
22:46No.
22:46No.
22:47No.
22:47No.
22:47No.
22:48No.
22:48No.
22:48No.
22:49No.
22:50No.
22:50No.
22:50No.
22:51No.
22:52Bye.
22:54Yes.
22:55Yes.
22:57Yes.
22:58Who wants a normal job like that anyway, darling?
23:03Yes.
23:04Things go wrong, sell up, move, start again.
23:08It's always been my rule of thumb.
23:10Yeah.
23:15I just quit my job.
23:18I'm free.
23:21Congratulations.
23:28We're like out in the world, like connection, it's so.
23:32Hi.
23:32Hi.
23:34This is Andros.
23:36Hey.
23:37Hi.
23:37Have you seen how late it is?
23:39How the hell did that happen?
23:40This place is a time warp.
23:44Oh, this is...
23:45This is my husband, Stefanos.
23:47Hi.
23:48Hi.
23:50This is Jacob, my boyfriend.
23:54Hi.
23:55Hey.
23:56Someone's hosting their own divorce party.
24:01She's having a good time.
24:03I think when you end a marriage, you have to process it your own way.
24:06What do you mean, end a marriage?
24:09You haven't heard.
24:10It's sad, but sometimes if you're not happy, it's better to be apart, isn't it?
24:14It's unfair to stay, actually.
24:24Hey.
24:25Can you come down?
24:27Come on.
24:28No.
24:29Get down, please.
24:31Come on.
24:31Come on.
24:32I'm serious.
24:34Come on.
24:36I mean, it's not even dangerous.
24:41What the hell's going on?
24:43What?
24:45I didn't know you and Dan and...
24:47Oh, yeah.
24:50Just...
24:50Why didn't you say anything?
24:54I don't know.
24:56Just...
24:57It's not...
24:59You can't just do that.
25:03You can't just do that to Dan.
25:06It's not alright, you know?
25:08You need to stop.
25:10Take a minute and think about what you're doing.
25:14And I mean that in the best way as your friend.
25:18Is everything alright?
25:22Yeah.
25:23Yeah.
25:36I think it's sometimes helpful when you feel overwhelmed to think that...
25:41You're just a tiny speck in a huge, mysterious universe.
25:46And it's okay not to understand it.
25:50All you need to do is just be present.
25:52In the now.
25:56Breathing.
26:00You know?
26:20We were thinking if you guys would like to come upstairs with us.
26:27Oh, right.
26:29I mean, wow.
26:31That's...
26:32That's so kind of you.
26:51Your dad wants to go.
26:58He, um...
26:59Has to leave in the morning.
27:03I'm sorry if that spells the rest of the holiday for you.
27:10Probably won't feel that different though.
27:12I know.
27:30You know?
27:31If you wanted your first time to be on this holiday tonight.
27:34Would it be a good time to do it.
27:38Hot random at a mad party.
27:40You have a good story to tell when you're older.
27:43Honestly, that's the best you can hope for, really.
27:46I know.
27:46I don't even know if he likes me.
27:49Um, of course he likes you.
27:56I'll take care of you, Dad, for you.
28:00Just go for it.
28:01Can you see me on this holiday?
28:11Uh...
28:12I know.
28:28Oh, God...
28:30I...
28:30Bro.
28:36having a moment darling if you're feeling sick best do a Roman bomb bring
28:42it all up now and then you can start again with the body and coke I'm sorry
28:48I don't really know what I'm doing it things have gone a bit wrong no sweet
28:55tart are they being mean I can see you're a very emotionally challenging moment in
29:03your life you're a bud trying to bloom a caterpillar trying to wriggle out of your
29:11little chrysalis and become a big sexy butterfly but they won't let you will
29:16they I'm happy you found these three you know who they are don't you
29:25yeah the more I the fates Clotho Lachesis and Atropos the maiden the mother the hag
29:37they decide your destiny when you're born the golden thread is your life and when
29:43Atropos cuts the thread that's when you die
29:48death isn't necessarily bad darling it can mean change transformation like the hanging man in tarot
29:58I've kind of been seeing them around since I got here well that's because they're trying to tell you
30:08something aren't they yeah what do you think they're trying to tell me they're your connection to all the mysteries
30:18of your future
30:20they sent you signs and you have to trust them follow them let them lead you this
30:27island is deeply connected to the more I of course there's a temple here where offerings were made to them
30:35sometimes even sacrifices I think I've been here before and I think there's a reason I came back here
30:46so do I I see you darling I know that you're a seer like me you see because you seek
30:58you're a huntress and tonight you hunt
31:04what
31:14you
32:07Who wants to play a game?
32:09I do.
32:13That's my girl.
32:16In this jar, there are two black stones.
32:20The two who pick them out must kiss each other.
32:25Sort of ancient Greek spin the bottle, if you like.
32:30And it's compulsory.
32:34There you go.
32:39All right?
32:42Yeah?
32:43There you go.
33:11Oh, that would have been fun.
33:21Never mind, never mind.
33:32Oh, look at that.
33:46Go on.
33:48You know you want to.
34:00Oh, here we are.
34:09Huh?
34:10Oh, look at that.
34:12Oh, look.
36:13Now, it's time to judge.
36:17Who is the most beautiful?
36:23Who is the most beautiful woman here tonight?
36:34One of you must choose.
36:37So who will?
36:41Who will decide?
37:01Who is the most beautiful woman here tonight?
37:12I'm not joking, kiddo.
37:13You have to choose.
37:15There'll be consequences for you if you get it wrong.
37:18Mate.
37:19Come on.
37:22I'm sorry.
37:24I don't understand.
37:26So now you can't speak English?
37:28It's not hard.
37:32Her?
37:35Her?
37:38Her?
37:39Her?
37:41Who is it?
37:44Who is the most beautiful?
37:48Her?
37:56I don't think we should play this anymore.
37:57My party?
38:00I'm Lord of the Bacchanal.
38:05And I demand that you choose.
38:09And don't get it wrong.
38:12Don't anger the gods.
38:25Who is it?
38:27Come on.
38:28It's just a game.
39:07You made the wrong choice, my friend.
39:11My wife is the most beautiful woman here.
39:17She is a goddess.
39:24Now get the fuck out of my house.
39:26Put the gun down.
39:28I want him out of my house.
39:31I mean, who does he think he is?
39:33Coming in here, trying to sully your daughter.
39:41It's a disgrace.
40:01His face!
40:05Come on, music!
40:07Music!
40:21Thank you, guys.
40:28You really enjoyed that?
40:49Let's go.
40:51What?
40:52What are you doing?
40:52I'm going to hear.
40:53No, stay.
40:55The party's not over yet.
40:57The night is young.
40:58Stop me.
40:58Seriously.
41:00It's time to go home.
41:22so open up the door.
41:27It's time to give.
41:31So open up the door.
41:31And I'm feeling it so much more
41:36Open up your door
41:43Open up your door
41:49Love is so hard to find
41:56And even harder to define
42:03Open up your door
42:09And I've never been so sure
42:16Open up your door
42:20Open up your door
42:39Open up your door
42:41Open up your door
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