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00:00Good fun and look at your dream, it goes all night.
00:05We'll never let you go, say you're all night.
00:09Yeah.
00:09Yours.
00:11Sucker.
00:13BMO bust my ass.
00:16Are you staring at me?
00:21Dick on a dick.
00:22New year, new dick.
00:23Hey, everybody.
00:24We are making shit on big old titties.
00:27Hi!
00:28I was officially diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome at 17 at the Mayo Clinic.
00:34And ever since then, I've been on a journey to find ways to help my tics.
00:40We are seven months out from the wedding, and we have two different opinions sitting on this couch over here.
00:45Collin.
00:45Collin!
00:46Is definitely stressed.
00:47Collin sucks a lot of .
00:49Collin sucked Austin's .
00:50Collin sucked George Washington's .
00:51Collin sucked Collin's .
00:53Collin gave Tootsie gonorrhea.
00:55Tootsies horny.
00:57We've been engaged for over a year.
00:59Our wedding is literally right around the corner, and...
01:02That's seven months.
01:03The corner would be like creeping up on two.
01:05We have a long time.
01:06Well, we don't have anything to show for it besides choosing the venue.
01:10We don't have save the dates.
01:11We don't have a caterer.
01:13We don't have a dress.
01:14We don't have a suit.
01:15We don't have flowers.
01:16We don't have a cake.
01:17We don't have dessert.
01:18Okay.
01:19Okay.
01:19We've done zero.
01:34You know what?
01:34Next time we go to an apple orchard, make sure I wear my stilettos.
01:38Step on the wiener, squish the wiener.
01:40You're wearing stripper heels to an apple orchard.
01:44What stripper heels?
01:46I just wanted to dress cute for our three year anniversary.
01:50That's all.
01:50Ain't nothing wrong with that.
01:51There you go.
01:52Grab the bucket.
01:53Okay.
01:54I decided to go to the apple orchard on our first date.
01:57And Collin drove like three, two, how many hours?
02:01Almost two.
02:03For me to be late.
02:05By an hour.
02:06I told him I'm still at home doing my hair.
02:10He goes, okay.
02:12Then you waited.
02:13You're the sweet man.
02:15It's really cool though that this time we came here three years later, they have green
02:19apples.
02:19Why did you wait?
02:21Some guys would have failed.
02:22Why did you wait?
02:24If you were doing your hair or not, I mean, there's no point.
02:26You just really liked me.
02:28I did.
02:30Look at this one.
02:32Put it in the bucket.
02:34That's how you bruise it.
02:36I'm sorry.
02:37I'm really happy right now.
02:40This makes me really happy.
02:42We're talking about our first date.
02:43We're about to get married.
02:44It's been like so long.
02:46We were just babies when we first started dating.
02:48Like I was like super, super nervous at first.
02:51I remember holding in my tics the entire time.
02:54You were still ticking.
02:55I mean, I was still ticking, but I held in a lot of my tics because I was like really
02:59nervous.
03:00Like this man's really cute.
03:01Like I really, really like him.
03:03I just started talking to him yesterday.
03:06I was like, I have to know how this works out.
03:09I have to.
03:12Goddamn!
03:14Colin?
03:15Colin?
03:16Ow!
03:17Colin!
03:20I hit my noggin so hard off the tree.
03:26Oh man.
03:28And fast forward.
03:29We are three years in, three dogs in, and seven months away from our wedding.
03:37Bitch.
03:39I am excited.
03:40Dick!
03:41Our bachelor bachelorette trip.
03:45Why are the two of you having a joint bachelor bachelorette party?
03:49Because we're best friends.
03:51Duh.
03:52I'm just kidding.
03:53I feel like we chose to do a joint bachelor bachelorette trip because a lot of our friends
03:59and our bridal party are kind of the same friends.
04:02Trick or treat mother .
04:03Squish the weenie.
04:05Oh look at this baby one.
04:06Little baby wings.
04:07That's a tiny one.
04:08I like tiny apples.
04:10We settled on Asheville, North Carolina because we saw this cabin and like instantly fell
04:16in love with it.
04:17It's absolutely perfect and we wanted a destination bachelor bachelorette trip.
04:23However, we also know the reality is there'll be people that can't show up.
04:26And that's how my friend did it.
04:28They picked where the trip was and then the best man and the maid of honor planned the
04:33itinerary.
04:35Have you heard anything at all from Sammy?
04:37Nope.
04:38Nothing.
04:39Not even a text.
04:40Yeah, Austin.
04:41Austin never heard from her.
04:44So my best man is Austin and Baylen's maid of honor is Sammy.
04:48We asked Austin and Sammy to coordinate with each other to plan the trip.
04:54However, Sammy's immediate response to having the bachelor bachelorette party in Asheville
05:00wasn't really the best response.
05:02She basically said that it's a huge inconvenience for everybody.
05:06And she shut down communication probably immediately when we sent her a group text about the trip
05:12because I think that her mind was probably already made up.
05:16Yeah.
05:18My dad's bald.
05:20He is.
05:21And I know that she struggles with traveling because of her anxiety.
05:25However, she hasn't even made it clear to us if she's coming or if she's not coming.
05:30So we've had to create the itinerary for our own bachelor bachelorette trip.
05:36I'm just really heartbroken because she's not only my maid of honor,
05:40she's my sister and my best friend.
05:43And it would hurt if she's not there.
05:45It would.
05:46But my feet hurt.
05:48Okay.
05:48And we got all the apples we need.
05:50All right.
05:50I'm glad we're going to my parents after this because I know that Sammy hasn't been talking
05:55to me or us, but I know she's been talking to my mom.
05:59So I need to talk with my mom.
06:02I'm taking a shortcut.
06:03What?
06:04Okay.
06:06Sonalia!
06:19What are you doing with all of these?
06:22I think I was going to randomly stand up 12 of them across the yard and just carve different figures.
06:26That's not what we're doing.
06:29The cross does look amazing.
06:30Is it completely finished?
06:32Oh, yeah.
06:32It's done, done.
06:33Like you put a coat of polyurethane and stuff on it?
06:35It has some, but I don't know how shiny they want.
06:38So we've been back from our life-changing adventure in London for about six to eight weeks now.
06:44And the moment Balen and Colin asked me to help them with some projects on their wedding,
06:48I was already in my mind building it on the plane back.
06:52We would like your help with the wedding.
06:55Yeah.
06:56Just name it.
06:57Like a cross for the ceremony.
07:01This is Al's element.
07:02So this is a win-win for Al.
07:05But honestly, since we've been back, we have heard like nothing crickets in terms of wedding planning.
07:12Like nothing.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:14My feet hurt so bad.
07:16These shoes are getting thrown out.
07:18Hi, everyone.
07:20Hey.
07:20You know what?
07:21Go to an orchard in four-inch heels.
07:23Do it.
07:23I can't believe that's what you wore to the orchard.
07:26Oh, my gosh.
07:27I got you donuts.
07:29Two dozen.
07:31I got them for Dad.
07:32Oh, let me get one.
07:34What's up with the new hairdo?
07:36Do you miss the curls?
07:37Absolutely not.
07:38I do think this looks better on you.
07:40Yeah, it does.
07:41Yeah.
07:41And like it has more puffs, so I can call myself like five-three.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47The cross looks so good in its glory.
07:49Holy crap.
07:50If it's not big enough, your dad will make another one.
07:54I'm in complete awe.
07:56He's just so talented.
07:57I have the best dad ever.
07:59Do it.
08:00I just wish that our wedding planning could come together as easy as that cross did.
08:06Yeah, there's a lot of things I want, but we also haven't heard back from our wedding planner.
08:11We just need to get our vendors in two months.
08:14Do you know who you want for vendors?
08:16No.
08:16Do you know who the...
08:17Oh, gosh.
08:19Like, this is where we are.
08:20We are nowhere.
08:22To be only seven months away, concerned is an understatement because they don't truly
08:28understand the gravity of waiting until the last minute.
08:31This is not a school project that you can procrastinate for.
08:34So I know that she's, like, working on, like, three, four, five different things.
08:38Okay.
08:38But we just don't have an update.
08:41Just sitting back and being a spectator is difficult, but they wanted us to stay back,
08:47so we're staying back and cut your path.
08:50So now that we're on wedding topics, me and Colin have something to show you that involves
08:55the dogs for the wedding.
08:57Okay.
08:57So let's get the dogs in the backyard and...
09:00Okay.
09:01It is a surprise for the dogs, too.
09:02Yeah, let's go.
09:04Boys.
09:06We're worried about the dogs.
09:08Of all the things for the wedding, that is number one on the list.
09:13We're worried about the dogs.
09:14All right.
09:16I am so excited to reveal this to my family and to the dogs.
09:21What the...
09:22This idea may be corny to some people.
09:26Are you me?
09:27Me?
09:28I absolutely love it.
09:30Little do they know what's coming.
09:39We are looking for an outfit for the bachelor bachelor party.
09:43Uh, yeah.
09:43That's a no.
09:44God, I'm sorry.
09:46People are going to break your heart over and over again in life.
09:49I know you didn't expect your sister to do it.
09:51Definitely not her.
09:53It is her big life event.
09:56And to not have your best friend by your side.
10:00What could be more hurtful, really?
10:03She's my only sister.
10:04My only sister.
10:05The only one I got.
10:14Me and Colin have something to show you that involves the dogs for the wedding.
10:19All right.
10:21What the...
10:25She has a car.
10:27A kid car for the dogs.
10:29Oh my lord.
10:30The dogs are not driving these.
10:33Are you me?
10:34You need help?
10:35Yeah.
10:37These cute little pink cars will match perfectly with the dogs' outfits.
10:41I think the dogs look cute and fashionable.
10:46They're going down the aisle together in these?
10:48Yes.
10:49So if you had to guess, how do you think each of these dogs will do in the car?
10:53Terrible.
10:54I think Fluffy would do the best.
10:56I do not think Tootsie will stay, and I don't think Pumpkin will stay either.
10:59I would put my whole life on Fluffy.
11:02It's Fluff, then Toots in a hard second, and then Gilbert third.
11:07Pumpkin.
11:08I call him Gilbert.
11:09Why do you call him Gilbert?
11:10I don't know.
11:10He just looks like a Gilbert.
11:12Okay.
11:12Moment of truth.
11:14Guys.
11:15Guys.
11:16Oh my gosh.
11:17Fluff, keep driving.
11:19Fluff's in there.
11:21Look at Fluff.
11:22Fluff won.
11:23She's the only flower girl.
11:24Look at Fluff.
11:25Fluff's doing good.
11:26Fluff, bring me an apple.
11:30You want to race?
11:33Woo!
11:34My little race.
11:35The fucking man!
11:36I think with a little time and work put into this, I mean...
11:39Look at him.
11:40Oh my God.
11:41Oh, damn.
11:43Okay.
11:44I take my words back.
11:46Um, overall the experiment, it went.
11:50Like, if we could get a ramp for Fluff, I think she'd ride it.
11:53Ride it over the ramp.
11:55I think she would go for it.
11:57But, Punky and Toots are not staying in there.
12:00No.
12:00It's not gonna happen.
12:02What an optimistic person I have sitting next to me.
12:05They're going down that aisle.
12:10Okay.
12:11Pie time.
12:12Alright.
12:14I'm gonna take my shoes off.
12:15Oh, that's a good idea.
12:17Yeah.
12:17Let me throw your dog's stuff down.
12:19Okay, how many apples do we have to peel?
12:22Fluff, you're doing good.
12:23I'm not all work.
12:24You probably get a CDL license, Fluff.
12:27So we gotta...
12:28Okay.
12:28I gotta...
12:29I have a recipe.
12:30Let's just get to work.
12:34You know most stores have apple pies.
12:38I mean, yeah, but I've come so far.
12:40It's not where I want it to be, but it's where I've wanted it to be, like, since four years
12:44ago.
12:45Like, this peeler and I are about to get hands.
12:47You guys aren't friends.
12:48You're doing a good job, though.
12:50Because I feel like you'd be better with a plastic knife.
12:53Why don't I peel and you can cut?
12:58We'll make the process a little bit quicker.
13:01The kitchen has always been a place for me that has been filled with anxiety, but my tics have gotten
13:07better.
13:08And what I mean by that is just learning my body and learning how my tics work in different environments.
13:15So to now be in the kitchen, making things, using tools, using my hands, like, not being worried about my
13:21tics or scared about my tics.
13:23Like, it's just, like, unimaginable.
13:25Are you stressed about being so close to the actual wedding date?
13:31I'm just stressed over the fact that, like, there's just a lot of things that haven't happened or we haven't
13:36done yet and we're so close to the wedding.
13:38Yeah.
13:38Like, I know there's a lot that our wedding planner Shannon has to do, but Shannon doesn't do everything.
13:45Like, Shannon is not in control of me getting my dress.
13:49Maybe we could just do, like, a dome.
13:50We could put this one on top.
13:52So are you confused as to everybody else's, like, division of labor with some of this wedding stuff?
14:00Like, is that why you're a little bit slow to the go with giving us responsibilities or you're...
14:04Sammy had a responsibility for the bachelor bachelorette party.
14:08And it didn't end up working that way and we ended up creating our whole itinerary.
14:12And now I don't even know if she's coming.
14:17Me and Sammy are in a weird place.
14:20We've always had each other's back, so...
14:23It's just not even about the party, it's about the fact that you are the maid of honor.
14:27And that comes with duties and responsibilities.
14:30But there's also a lot of anger that I have with her not coming.
14:36Or not having an answer to coming.
14:40Suck...
14:44That sounds to me like it's a lot of miscommunication and undercommunication from what I'm hearing from both of you.
14:51Yeah, because you're in the middle and it sucks because it's like neither one of us want to talk to
14:55each other and figure it out.
14:56I mean, I don't mind being in the middle, but it's...
14:59You guys both have a little bit of a stubborn side.
15:02No.
15:03Not us.
15:04But you have no...
15:05You guys have no problem each individually letting me know what the issue is.
15:11It's called talk .
15:13Talk .
15:14That's not nice.
15:15I'm just kidding.
15:16No.
15:17I don't talk .
15:18It's just...
15:19The only thing is that it's just really upsetting for me.
15:22But she's gotta have some upsetting things on her side too.
15:25And that's why I'm pinching you too.
15:28I mean, I guess, but...
15:30Forcefully to just make a call and hear each other out.
15:34I hate to put it on Balin, but I really think it's Balin that needs to extend the olive branch
15:40in this situation.
15:42Because it is her big life event and to not have your best friend by your side.
15:50What could be more hurtful, really?
15:53But if she continues to be stubborn about it, nothing is gonna be accomplished.
15:57People are gonna break your heart over and over again in life.
16:00They are.
16:02They are.
16:02I know you didn't expect your sister to do it.
16:04Definitely not her.
16:06I know.
16:07It sucks.
16:09It sucks.
16:10I know it does.
16:10It's not just like it's like anything.
16:12Like, this isn't like my birthday.
16:14I know.
16:16But you could only make the right decision for you.
16:18You can't do it with somebody else.
16:19Yeah, all I know is that if she doesn't come, I'm still gonna have fun with or without her.
16:25You should.
16:26Like, I just wanna go off.
16:28Oh.
16:28Because how mad I am.
16:30Like, I'm so mad and I'm so upset.
16:33Like, I just am.
16:35She's my only sister.
16:36My only sister.
16:37The only one I got.
16:39Well, then make sure you say that to her in your conversation.
16:42You see, I'm not mad at you.
16:44I'm just hurt.
16:45I'm deeply hurt.
17:08You excited to go to your happy place?
17:10Oh, it's your happy place that I'm going to.
17:12I know.
17:13This is like my Super Bowl.
17:16It's pink everywhere.
17:17Holy crap.
17:24Welcome in.
17:26This is a shot glass.
17:27We get all the girls shot glasses.
17:29Goddamn!
17:32Let me know if you guys are shopping for anything particular.
17:36Our bachelorette party.
17:37Oh, so exciting.
17:39Yes, I'm so excited.
17:40That's so fun.
17:41Yes, I'm so excited.
17:41When's the big event?
17:42This weekend.
17:43Oh, my goodness.
17:44We gotta prep you up.
17:45Yes.
17:46That's why I walked in and I'm like, give me all this.
17:52After talking with my mom about Sammy, I realized that it really is very unfortunate
17:57and silly that me and Sammy have not reached out to each other.
18:01But also, I just don't like confrontation.
18:04I have this at home, so I would rather avoid the conversation about it, period.
18:10And I just really want to have a good time.
18:14So cute.
18:15Like it?
18:17We are looking for an outfit for the bachelor bachelorette party.
18:20The theme is last rodeo and we picked it because I love that theme.
18:25Look at it.
18:25It's got a little bow.
18:26That's a good one to try on.
18:28Okay.
18:28Here you go.
18:29All right.
18:30Thank you so much.
18:31I have been taking my GLP-1 for about two months because I gained 20 pounds from my
18:36medication and it's really amazing for me and I love it.
18:41And I've lost about six pounds.
18:43We're trying on this one.
18:44So, I do want to have some fun today.
18:47This one.
18:47I'm ready to try on some dresses.
18:52See, look, it's got a blue bow.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Oh, I love this one.
18:57They don't have shopping carts.
18:59Who takes up the most space in the closet?
19:02I don't...
19:04I don't even get to use the closet.
19:06What is that?
19:07I don't know, but I need it.
19:09This is my .
19:13You cannot, you cannot look at me like that.
19:16You are marrying this.
19:17You knew this.
19:18You knew this from the day we met.
19:20Okay.
19:20I'm going to go change.
19:21All right.
19:21Sounds good.
19:24Bedazzle that dick.
19:25Dick.
19:27Even in moments like this, it's hard not to just like adore her.
19:32Oh, God.
19:33Life is never dull with her.
19:37Hey, balls, man.
19:39Holy balls, man.
19:40Holy balls, man.
19:42Holy balls, man.
19:42God, I am.
19:44Con, you ready?
19:45Yep, I'm ready.
19:49Ooh.
19:51I like that one.
19:52Do ya?
19:53Yeah.
19:54Okay.
19:55Typically, the dresses that I love, Balen hates.
19:58Why?
19:59You don't like it?
19:59It's not the best.
20:00Do a twirl.
20:01No.
20:02I only really want to see Balen in the tightest one.
20:05What's wrong with it?
20:06I'm going to go back in.
20:07Okay.
20:08I mean, I like cleavage.
20:11Okay.
20:12Mm-hmm.
20:12My parents are going to lose their mind.
20:15We're not 12.
20:19Here comes Santa.
20:20I'm sorry.
20:21I mean, what if we did a garter toss at the wedding?
20:24Your dad would have to sit there and watch me go underneath.
20:27No.
20:28Okay, I'm going to be honest.
20:29It looked like a backdrop.
20:33We're not doing that.
20:34Well, I'm just saying, what if we did?
20:36No, what if we didn't?
20:37It's fun.
20:38It just doesn't flatter my body the way I want it to.
20:41So I'm going to go back in.
20:42I'm going to pretend like I never came out in this.
20:47Hold up.
20:48Wait.
20:48I want to come out in this, but I can't get it up past my kneecaps.
20:53Uh, yeah, that's a no.
20:55Oh, them kids.
21:04I really like that one.
21:07That's great.
21:07I'm glad you like it.
21:09Sure.
21:10Thank you for bringing me here.
21:12I really need this motivation.
21:13Do you think we could go to the gym?
21:15Like every day, maybe three times a day, four times a day.
21:18Some.
21:19Some.
21:19Because I can't have people call me from bailing to whaling.
21:22Okay?
21:23Can't, can't do that.
21:24Why are you reading comments?
21:27When you put yourself out there on social media, you kind of expect hate.
21:32But to have comments about like your body, it doesn't necessarily feel the greatest.
21:39And I get a little bit down on myself.
21:44Babe, you look great.
21:46That's number one.
21:48That's number one.
21:48I just wish that, you know, Baylen could see herself through my eyes and the way that I see her.
21:55I mean, she's the most beautiful woman that I've ever met.
22:07You like the disco one?
22:09I loved the disco one.
22:10This is adorable.
22:13And that's a must, right?
22:14Oh my God.
22:15I want to wear it home.
22:16I want to wear it until the wedding.
22:17Right?
22:18Yeah.
22:19It's so cute.
22:19You want to go set for the trip?
22:23Yeah.
22:24Other than Sammy.
22:25Okay.
22:26And I don't know who's going to buy decorations.
22:28I would say just reach out to my sister.
22:32In all the years that I've known Baylen, I really haven't seen a rift between Baylen and
22:37Sammy to like this degree where the communication is just non-existent.
22:42Nothing's been addressed.
22:44Like, they haven't talked.
22:47Step on the wiener, squish the wiener.
22:49Little baby wieners.
22:51I try to be as protective of Baylen as I can, but if Sammy's not going to be able to
22:59make it to the party, it's going to be really difficult for Baylen to get past this.
23:04Oh my goodness, it's so cold.
23:09I wish then I could have like planned the trip with you.
23:12Sammy, what do you mean help you plan?
23:15Colin reached out three times.
23:17I reached out.
23:18Did she ever contact you and say, hey, I want you to plan my bachelor and bachelor party?
23:23No.
23:23Get in touch with Austin and figure it out.
23:25No.
23:25I would have crushed that .
23:28I would have killed it.
23:43How many hours is the drive to Asheville?
23:45It's like seven hours.
23:47I don't know.
23:53I'm so excited for this weekend.
23:54I have so much arts and crafts planned.
23:56I don't think you understand.
23:57I need a screwdriver in my hand and an arts and craft in my other hand.
24:01So you're building something and doing arts and crafts.
24:05What do you mean building?
24:06A screwdriver?
24:07No, a screwdriver, like vodka and orange juice.
24:10There you go.
24:11I'm not drinking as much as you though, so I'll actually remember the vacation.
24:16Con is like a partier by heart.
24:20Are you a lightweight in comparison?
24:21I am definitely a lightweight.
24:24Absolutely.
24:24Just remember fluff and the pink car.
24:27And then you go and look at Balin, drunk.
24:30They're the same.
24:35Oh my.
24:37What we're not going to be doing is all the things that go into this bachelorette party.
24:42We're not doing that.
24:42There'll be no little wieners, no little straws.
24:45We're not eating off a penis cake.
24:47He didn't want to bedazzle a penis.
24:50No.
24:55Collin sucks for a living in Nebraska, Omaha.
25:02It just sucks that Sammy hasn't given us an answer if she's going to be there or not.
25:07That's pretty .
25:09Knowing that I haven't talked to Sammy, I think that it's safe to say that she's not coming on the
25:14bachelor bachelorette trip, which is obviously heartbreaking.
25:19Woo!
25:20Get your cold cuts.
25:20Get your cold cuts.
25:21Get your cold cuts.
25:22Where did that tick come from?
25:25I don't know.
25:26It's a meme somewhere.
25:29I'm Googling it.
25:32Oh.
25:33Guess who texted me?
25:35Who?
25:35Sammy.
25:36She wants me to call her.
25:38I'm about to my pants.
25:40I have so much anxiety.
25:46Hello?
25:46Hey.
25:48Hey.
25:50So, what do you want to talk about?
25:54I just can't.
25:55I can't go.
25:57Why?
25:58There's no feasible way for me to go.
26:01There's none.
26:04If I'm like this super special, important part of being your maid of honor, I wish then I could have
26:10planned the trip with you and be a part of it.
26:13What do you, Sammy, what do you mean help you plan?
26:16Colin reached out three times.
26:19I reached out.
26:20I was a part of no part of that process.
26:23Nothing.
26:24I got a group text just like everybody else did.
26:27Hey, this is where we're headed.
26:29This is what we're doing.
26:30Grabbing hibachi the first night.
26:33When Balen started planning her bachelor bachelorette party with Colin, she knew when she wanted it to be, but they
26:39didn't even have a plan of where they were staying until two weeks before.
26:45And then all of a sudden, it's a group text.
26:47Hey, we're going to Asheville, North Carolina. Here's a list of itinerary and things.
26:52You guys had already bought that trip, Balen. You had already bought and paid for that bachelorette trip.
26:59I thought she missed the N for Nashville, like Tennessee. No, Asheville.
27:08Okay, let me look up an airport. Okay, there's no airport two hours away.
27:11How the are people getting there?
27:13And she was like, you just talk to everybody and figure out how they're getting there.
27:18I'm glad that you picked this place together, but there's not a regional airport within three hours of that place,
27:25Balen.
27:25Because of my anxiety and OCD, I have a specific regimen for traveling.
27:30I only take one certain airline. I sit in a specific seat.
27:34I only fly nonstop. And if it's not on that regimen, like I spiral.
27:41None of my stuff lined up for it. I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing that.
27:46I remember.
27:47I remember talking to you.
27:48You already knew you were going to Asheville, North Carolina.
27:51Yes.
27:51And you reached out to us.
27:52Yes, because that's.
27:53That's what I'm saying.
27:54Because that's the bride and the groom's responsibility is to pick the trip.
27:58No, it's not. I have never heard of the bride and the groom planning their own trip.
28:02I've never in my life.
28:04They pick the trip. They just don't plan the trip.
28:09You did both.
28:10Yeah, because, Sammy, when we came to you and said, these are the things we want to do, nothing was
28:15done.
28:18Did she ever contact you and say, hey, I want you to plan my bachelor at bachelor bar party?
28:22No.
28:22Get in touch with Austin.
28:24No.
28:24Get the best man and figure it out.
28:25No.
28:26If Baylen had reached out to me as a priority and wanted to establish what she wanted to do for
28:33her, like, her bachelorette party, you know, give me a general area, what you want to do, I would have
28:38crushed that .
28:40I would have killed it.
28:42There really was things that we reached out for help for.
28:45But you're not going to turn this as, like, I'm a bad communicator.
28:49No.
28:50It's both of us.
28:50The communication has been terrible.
28:52It was poor planning, too.
28:54Like, when you pick a trip that's so far away from somebody, you can't expect everybody to go.
29:00I'm not expecting everyone to go, but I was expecting my best friend to come.
29:06And it hurts so bad.
29:10It really does.
29:21It hurts so bad.
29:22It hurts.
29:22I'm sorry.
29:23I love you.
29:24I love you.
29:24I love you, bye.
29:33I
29:34Sucks I
29:36Definitely have my play in this as well, but this is not going to be resolved before the party
29:43I'm just confused on
29:46On her reasoning on why what was her reason? I mean, it's not all her. It's it's both of us
29:52it is the both of y'all, but
29:55There was no attempt to plan it. So like from the jump there was no attempt
30:02It was like she already knew that she wasn't gonna go
30:28Oh
30:28Holy crap look at all of the games. I'm so excited
30:36The house is so cool. Oh
30:40Yeah, this is awesome
30:41Sammy and I are definitely gonna have to have a conversation after the weekend is done
30:46I'm gonna miss her but I'm not gonna let that stop me from having a good time with my other
30:50friends
30:51Thank goodness all these decorations were shipped to the house already. Did y'all get any details about this weekend?
30:57I just found out two days ago. Are Baylin and Colin good communicators? No
31:03They're probably some of the worst communicators ever and I live in Florida
31:09So when I got here, I was kind of just thrown into things
31:13Oh
31:14Oh
31:17God damn
31:19Wait, I love you guys
31:21This is so cute
31:22There's someone's horse for the wedding
31:24Oh my god
31:25This is the exact horse that he will be taking to the wedding
31:28Oh my god, wait
31:29How was the drive?
31:30How was the drive? How are you guys in the suitcase?
31:32Who the room is this?
31:34That's yours
31:34This is our room?
31:37The cabin, it's a pretty amazing place
31:39It has about ten beds
31:42Two hot tubs
31:43There's food vault
31:44I mean, there's just all kinds of stuff to do here
31:47Wait, you need your hat, Baylin
31:49Oh my god, y'all did everything
31:51That's the cutest thing ever
31:52Put your hats on, men
31:54Okay
31:55Yes, ma'am
31:56Wait, who's here?
31:57Hi!
31:59Hi!
32:00It looks so nice to you
32:02Oh, I love it
32:05Oh my god, you look
32:06As you should
32:08What's going on?
32:09What are you?
32:10What's going on?
32:12So, our bridal party is seven groomsmen and seven bridesmaids
32:17I have Baylin's brother, Burke
32:19Two friends that I made in D.C.
32:22A.J. and Aiden
32:23My friend, Ethan
32:24And then three guys that I met in the military
32:28Walker, Mark, and Austin
32:29Who's my best man
32:31Hey!
32:32What's up, man?
32:33What's up, dude?
32:34How's it going?
32:35How are you, man?
32:36How's it going, handsome guy?
32:37And my seven bridesmaids consist of my sister, Sammy
32:41Colin's sister, Colleen
32:43My high school friend, Kylie
32:46Goddamn
32:47My college friend, Kayla
32:48And the friends I've made from D.C.
32:51Eileen, Lila, and Kayla B.
32:53Unfortunately, Mark, Lila, Aiden, and Kylie were unable to make it
32:58That's how we have it
33:00Hi!
33:01Oh my god, hi!
33:02I've got more decorations
33:04More?
33:05More!
33:06Hi!
33:06Hi!
33:07Thank you so much for ordering all of them
33:09Yes!
33:09They look so good!
33:11I know, y'all did a great job
33:12Over the last couple of months
33:13Uh, there's been some questions about like
33:16What's gonna happen here?
33:17What's the theme?
33:18And then Baelin reached out to me
33:20And asked me to help her
33:21Kind of communicate with the girls
33:23On themes and planning and decoration
33:25And kind of what we're gonna do for our side of things
33:28Well, since everybody's here
33:30I think it is a shot o'clock
33:32So let's take some shots
33:35Cheers!
33:36Cheers!
33:36Cheers!
33:38Congrats, Baelin and Colin
33:40Thank you
33:46It's so hot
33:48Oh my god
34:02Oh my gosh, are you so excited?
34:04So cute!
34:05Hi!
34:06Hi!
34:06How are you?
34:07Thanks for coming
34:08Thanks for coming
34:09My pleasure
34:10Yeah
34:11Welcome
34:11This is awesome
34:12Hello, hello
34:13We're ready to party
34:14Welcome
34:15You, bitch
34:16Here they come
34:18Three, two, one
34:27I'm starving
34:28I got my party dress on
34:29It's a lot of room
34:31For hibachi
34:32And some shots
34:33You can put some shots in there too
34:34Welcome
34:35Welcome to Hibachi
34:39Good job
34:40Okay, make a fire first
34:42Hold on, everybody
34:43We're gonna do two cutscenes that we knew
34:44One, two, three
34:46Woo!
34:48Woo!
34:48Woo!
34:50Woo!
34:52Woo!
34:55Okay
34:55Come on, boy
34:56Good job
34:57Come on!
34:58Yeah
34:59Wow
35:00Oh!
35:03No more sake for me
35:05Take a dick, Bo
35:07Take a dick, Bo
35:07What'd he say?
35:09Can he say it again?
35:11The girl say take a dick, Bo
35:16I'm sorry
35:17So I have Tourette's Syndrome
35:19What do you mean?
35:21Do you know what Tourette's Syndrome?
35:22Goddamn!
35:23Do you know what Tourette's Syndrome is?
35:25I don't know
35:25I have involuntary motor and
35:28Ha!
35:29Vocal sounds that I make
35:30So I wasn't saying anything towards you
35:33I'm just
35:35Okay
35:35So one thing
35:36Do you want to do the one thing for cooking?
35:39You want me to come cook?
35:40Yeah
35:41Do you want to?
35:41I can give a hand
35:42Yay!
35:43Do you want to give a hand?
35:45Be careful
35:45All right
35:47Let's go
35:47Yay!
35:50Oh, he wants us to cook
35:52I can't get too close to the hot flames
35:54Because of my tics
35:55So I hope this goes okay
35:58Hey, I bet you got that
35:59Okay
36:00Oh, yeah, easy
36:02Easy
36:03Yes, I think
36:03You got it
36:04All right, you want to?
36:05Oh, she'll help you?
36:06Yeah
36:07Goddamn it
36:08You got it, baby
36:09Woo!
36:10There he goes
36:10Yay!
36:16Get up in the air
36:24I'm having the best time at Hibachi
36:26Bo is so entertaining
36:28Yay!
36:30Saki!
36:31Saki!
36:32Saki!
36:33Yay!
36:36Have you ever had sake before?
36:37Mm-mm
36:38I've never had sake
36:39Saki, sake
36:39Saki
36:40I've never
36:42Saki
36:42Never had sake before
36:44There you go
36:45Thank you
36:46Thank you
36:49Thank you
36:49Thank you
36:50Welcome to Hibachi
36:50Yeah
36:51Thank you, thank you
36:52Dinner just finished
36:53What's the plan for the rest of it?
36:55Shots
36:55I'm doing crafts
37:08It's time to bedazzle
37:10I like it
37:11I like it
37:15Thank you guys so much for being here and for bedazzling
37:18Of course
37:19Of course
37:20I wouldn't have it any other way
37:22Even though I do love every single girl that's here and I'm having a blast with them
37:27I do wish Sammy was here
37:29I truthfully believe from the bottom of my heart she loves me deeply
37:33But I just won't forget the fact that she was not there for me for my bachelor bachelorette trip
37:41Hey, can I talk to you real quick?
37:43Uh, sure
37:44My sister and I have like always been like really close
37:47I know that I can count on her in any situation that I'm in
37:50How's everything going?
37:53Um
37:55I really wanted to talk to you about like Sammy and everything
37:59Yeah
38:01But can Balen count on Sammy the way that I can count on my sister?
38:06I would say no, you know like she's the maid of honor
38:09Yeah
38:10She's not here
38:12And I see how much that affects Balen
38:16As much as I have been trying to stay as neutral as possible
38:21Recently I've been finding myself more inclined to want to step in
38:26Sammy didn't just drop the ball
38:27Sammy never even picked it up
38:30So my concern is that Sammy's not going to be able to fully uphold her duties as a maid of
38:37honor
38:37Sure
38:38As much as I try to stay out of sister drama
38:42I think it's really gotten to the point where Balen needs to
38:48She needs to make a change
38:56Merry Christmas
38:57Hey, baby
38:57Merry Christmas
38:59Feliz snobby dick off
39:01Ho, ho, ho your ass back to the sleigh you fat ass bitch
39:04Sammy!
39:05I didn't know you had that as a dick
39:08I don't mind being
39:10Are you okay?
39:12I have Tourette syndrome stupid
39:13You're bald
39:14Bald bitch
39:15Colin gave tootsie gonorrhea
39:17Colin
39:18What kind of drinks do you guys usually drink?
39:20I like
39:20Dick
39:21Nope
39:23Colin's talking about having tits
39:25The baby fever
39:26Fever kick
39:27I'm not even sure I can even get pregnant
39:30We're just kind of here to get some answers
39:32We should think about surgery sooner rather than later
39:37Fever
39:38Bitch
39:38The lead up to the wedding is just going to be crazy
39:41Time is ticking
39:42How is wedding planning going?
39:44Haven't picked out my dress
39:45Oh
39:46Do you see a groom when you look in the mirror?
39:48I would have never thought that I would be married at 25
39:51You a blackjack dealer?
39:56Can you twerk in a dress?
39:58I don't know how to twerk
39:59But I'm going to learn
40:01You don't want
40:01No you're not going to learn
40:03Oh my god
40:03Do you have to do it naked?
40:04I gotta go
40:05I was thinking something more silky like that
40:09I still have to approve every bridesmaid's dress
40:12Brideszilla
40:15It's kind of crazy she called you a bartella
40:17I'm not going to lie
40:19Bitch
40:20A lot is happening
40:21A potential move
40:22Our wedding
40:24Collin's new job
40:25We're going to buy a house instead of renting a house
40:27That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard
40:29You have no idea what you're getting into bae
40:31All I want is for you to just tell me your heart
40:34And where you stand
40:36There are some things that need to change
40:40Dick
40:41So what are you suggesting?
40:45We have some very important news
40:48What bomb's about to drop?
40:52We're six months out
40:54But I'm having really bad second guesses about it
40:57What the f*** Baylen?
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