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00:35Look, I've got until the end of the week, yeah?
00:37Let's tell Russell to wind his neck in.
00:39I told him he was going to get his cash,
00:41and he's going to get it.
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00:51And there I was thinking I was meeting my sister for a nice little coffee.
00:55And I walk into this.
00:57Happy little family's just for me, Vic.
00:59You ain't funny.
01:00So shut up, sit down and listen, yeah?
01:09I sold the bar in Portugal.
01:12The cash will be in my account very soon.
01:15So what you need to do is go and pay the late.
01:19Much as it pains me to say he's right.
01:22I want to book a makeup artist for my wedding.
01:24Not an embalmer for your funeral.
01:27I don't need you or your money.
01:31Because I'm sort of less.
01:33Quiet before a fool, Mark.
01:35And if you fall, we all do.
01:44The last thing we need is an out of practice Billy.
01:48He'll, er, end up with the wrong coffin or something.
01:51Can you tell him please?
01:52Because just like his brother, I can't seem to penetrate this Mitchell dome of defiance.
01:57It's what Nigel would have wanted, to be in safe hands.
02:00Safe hands and Billy don't really go in the same sentence.
02:03Yeah, well, he's doing it, all right? Suck it up.
02:05Everybody's doing their bit.
02:06Oh, right.
02:06In that case, you can do the dinner for tonight, can't you?
02:09You, er, you want this to have top-level cottage pie for tonight?
02:14Yeah.
02:14Oh, because I've got ovaries. I'm on oven duty.
02:17Honestly, if you wanted a fifties housewife to do the chores,
02:20one of you should have married one.
02:22Why can't he cook?
02:23He already thinks I'm taking his suit down the cleaners.
02:25You're on your way anyway, what's the problem?
02:27Can you save the burning the bra and the bickering for one day, yeah?
02:31I've got a list as long as your aunt is all out for tomorrow.
02:34So, you are doing dinner for tonight,
02:36and you can ring Ian about the food for tomorrow.
02:39And it's not for me, it's for Nigel, okay?
02:47You all right?
02:48Yeah, er, just omen and aring over this eulogy.
02:53Nothing seems to do injustice.
02:55We told the vicar I'm not doing one, yeah?
02:59Yeah.
03:00Er, right, I'd better go and call Clare, find out what time the train gets in.
03:05Erm, tomorrow's coming whether we like it or not, eh?
03:22Come on, Louis, you're gonna be late.
03:24Peter!
03:30Morning.
03:32What are you doing here?
03:34The, er, the first car's getting delivered soon.
03:37So I wanted to come tell you face-to-face just in case the police are tapping our phones.
03:42It's a joke, Laura.
03:43Yeah, we'd better send our very own Peaky Blinder out for some dosh.
03:48Sonja said we could use the rent money to fix the freezer, but that ain't her lot.
03:51We need new one, won't we?
03:52Oh, hey, what are you doing here?
03:54Kathy said you were struggling with your back, mate, so I thought, er, I'd pop round and bring you the
03:58painkillers that I use.
04:00Er, no, you're all right, mate.
04:02I, I, I had a little bit of a painkiller thing and he's just, he's just being nice.
04:07So, er, if it makes you help me out round the house a little bit more than take them, pop
04:11away.
04:12Right, come on, you're gonna be late.
04:14Take your bag and get out of here, I've already dropped Jimmy to your dad's.
04:16Come on, you're gonna be late.
04:17Careful, my bag.
04:18See you later.
04:20Love you.
04:24You might think it's funny.
04:25You had to do old Bill jokes.
04:27I don't.
04:27If I'm gonna do this, then I need to understand how it all works.
04:32Bit by bit.
04:34So can you just do me a favour and just lay it all out for me?
04:37Cos I've got too much to lose here.
04:41Please.
04:48Very good to chew, yeah?
04:54I come with coffee and an apology.
04:59Look, me and my brother, it's awkward.
05:03I don't know, maybe I have some hang-ups on being left out when it comes to him.
05:08But, that is no excuse to shut you out.
05:12Cos, I mean, I know you'd never make me feel like the other one out.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:21Can you think?
05:24I am taking it.
05:33Don't get it, we've got a washing machine at home.
05:35Oh my God, yeah.
05:36It's full of Irish stuff, innit?
05:38And the old kitchen sheets still need cleaning.
05:42And you know what? Actually, Harry, could you...
05:44Could you go and watch him for a bit whilst I get this done?
05:47Just to make sure he's not up to him.
05:48Leave it home, Mum.
05:49Please, Harry!
05:51Can you just do this for me?
05:57And then I change the chassis numbers at the Archers.
06:00You sell them on with the lookbooks.
06:02Clean and easy. Trust me.
06:07Look, Lauren, if anything does go wrong, it's on me, innit?
06:13Which is why we're gonna do a 60-40 split.
06:17What? That's fair, innit?
06:19Besides, you're about to own half the car lot, so it's a win-win.
06:22The way I see it, this is the start of a very promising relationship.
06:29And I've always wanted a work wife.
06:40You all right?
06:41Dad, you can't just walk in here!
06:44Why not?
06:45With Dad, I wanna talk to you.
06:49What's he doing here?
06:51I was just going, actually.
06:53Er, tell Peter to only take half a pill, yeah? Strong stuff.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Max?
07:00Pain pills.
07:02For Peter, he's put his back out.
07:04Do you know what? Next time, just give me a call
07:06and I can tell you not to bother to come around here.
07:09Er, listen, I've just seen another car turn up in the lot.
07:15What, is that your sauce, yeah?
07:17Yeah.
07:18The bet's still on, innit?
07:19It's just, kick your hands off my commission and all.
07:21No, look, I just wanted to triple check that your supplier's definitely all right.
07:25Yes, Dad, yes!
07:27The supplier is legit, all right?
07:28All right, calm down.
07:29I don't wanna row with you, Lauren.
07:31I love you too much to fall out of you.
07:33I just don't want this bet to mean we're at each other's throats, that's all.
07:36The bet is still on.
07:39I have till the end of the week to prove that you need to be in business with me
07:43and that is what I'm gonna do, all right?
07:45So just, see yourself out.
07:56Oh, I guess being a mummy isn't all giggles, right?
08:02The dirty work still needs to be done.
08:04This is Judy's dad's stuff, actually.
08:08I see.
08:11Hold up, I'm sorry, but you'll have to take this business elsewhere.
08:15I spoke to Elaine, and I know exactly who that man is.
08:20Look, I ain't defending him, all right?
08:22But he's a dying man.
08:24I just thought a woman of faith yourself, you'd understand that.
08:28Really?
08:32Okay.
08:37I think you are the one who needs to understand.
08:58Hiya!
08:59Are you all right?
09:00Yeah, I thought I'd come over and help you with some funeral stuff.
09:05Oh!
09:07Phil said you'd be cooking.
09:11Not going well, then?
09:12No.
09:13Honestly, a takeaway would have been much easier, wouldn't it?
09:16How are you doing?
09:18Well, better than you, by the looks of it.
09:21Well, come on.
09:22Maybe I can help by giving you a hand, yeah?
09:25Sure.
09:32Look, I get it, okay?
09:35The man is scum.
09:37So is my dad.
09:38I grew up surrounded by men like that.
09:40But I am doing this for George, even if you don't think it...
09:44If he can understand that, surely you can too.
09:49I understand acceptance and tolerance.
09:52I have practiced it my entire life.
09:55But for you to expect me to do that for this,
09:59that is a weight that I will not carry.
10:02It is a test too far.
10:04And to ask George to in any way do the same,
10:09after what that man did to him?
10:15To have your heritage stolen away from you.
10:21Your history erased.
10:23To be treated less than a human being.
10:27And then to bring that man into his home with his child.
10:34I don't know how George can even breathe the same air as him.
10:39Well, he can't.
10:41We're lucky if he's in the house for five minutes.
10:43And yet you still have that man in your home.
10:47You think you're supporting George.
10:49And you're helping him to heal.
10:52But you're taking away his choice and you have no right to do that.
11:13Penny said if I bought her a hatchback, she'll take my name off the birth certificate.
11:17But this, this is nice.
11:20Someone's already reserved it. Sorry, Vinny.
11:22That's a shame. Well, they don't turn up. Just give me a call, yeah?
11:26Yeah.
11:31Let me guess.
11:33My new work wife has a conscience.
11:36Alright, okay. Number one, do not call me that.
11:39Number two, you know the saying.
11:41You don't, you know what, on your own doorstep.
11:44It's practically family.
11:45Yeah, well, if it made money, I would, you know what, on your own doorstep.
11:51By each of their own.
11:53Look, I've got someone coming to look at the car later.
11:56So, try not to scare them off, okay?
11:58Yeah.
12:00Bring these together, remember.
12:19I've had some less minute thoughts. French fancies.
12:22Nigel loved them, and some party things too.
12:25You, uh, said you'd opened it.
12:32I couldn't do it.
12:35Erm...
12:36Yeah.
12:37Of course, I might have enough time before the funeral to bear it, you know, but...
12:50These were his last words to me, Phil.
12:54And this eulogy are mine to him, aren't they?
12:59And he always knew what to say.
13:02And what if, what if this is perfect, eh?
13:06So, when I get up there and stand and talk, then that's got to be perfect too, hasn't it?
13:14And what if it's not enough?
13:17And my mum, she, er...
13:20She wrote me a letter, and I struggled opening it too, probably because, er, I don't know, you...
13:25You feel like it's the end.
13:26But it ain't the end.
13:28You know, you think about him, you dream about him, you...
13:32You hear him say things to you, you know, you...
13:36You say things that you would have said to them.
13:41They won't be his last words to you.
13:44And what you say that...
13:47They won't be the last things that you say to him, either.
13:51Right, sir?
13:53Stop stressing about it, because Nigel would not want that.
13:57Right?
14:07Squeeze your plums, Governor.
14:11Banana?
14:12Banana milkshake.
14:14If you answered your phone, I would have got you one too.
14:17Relax.
14:18I'm just talking.
14:19I know.
14:21It's just...
14:23I don't want to hurt anyone, you or Jasmine.
14:27And last night, we got too close to hurting everyone.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Yeah, I get that Jasmine is my sister, and I love her.
14:37So, from now on, let's...
14:39Let's just keep our distance, yeah?
14:41And then no one gets hurt.
14:54G, can you bring me back?
14:55I'm worried.
14:56Don't you?
14:57Yeah.
15:05I think...
15:08I'm in love with twins.
15:12Bit rough round here, ain't it?
15:14What?
15:15You're a drug dealer, from Stepney.
15:17Former drug dealer.
15:19And it's all on church now.
15:20Oh, is it?
15:22Well, this is the car.
15:23Lovely little motor, innit?
15:25It ain't for me.
15:26It's for Maria.
15:27Hiya.
15:28I'm Priya.
15:29I'm your sales assistant.
15:30How can I help?
15:31John.
15:33John Conway.
15:34Well, so no more, Mr Conway.
15:36How can I help today?
15:38I'll take this one.
15:40Bring it up for me, Tia.
15:42Well, for a ten-second sale, I'll be to you any day.
15:45No offence, but this is Lauren's sale.
15:48She's our point of contact.
15:50Your point of what?
15:51Everything all right?
15:52Well, no, apparently not.
15:54I feel like I'm being stiffed out of a commission here.
15:55What, you two gonna split it then, are you?
15:57No, no, no.
15:57It's just we spoke on the phone earlier.
16:00John.
16:01John Conway.
16:02Ah, yes.
16:03Do you want to take a look inside?
16:04He doesn't need to, do you?
16:06He'll take it, right, mate?
16:08Yeah.
16:08Perfect.
16:09I'll just grab the keys.
16:10Lauren.
16:12This is PC Bowen.
16:13You want to ask a few details about the arson case?
16:16Er, yeah, I'm just with a plastic man now.
16:18I'll come back later, yeah?
16:19John.
16:20John, I need this one.
16:22It's about these torch cars.
16:29Oh, if I was only 20 years younger and the only one who likes Cher.
16:33Try 30 years.
16:34Oof.
16:35Look, I know I've checked to find gay boys beats playing politics with Ian Beale,
16:39but it's only day two you might do some work today.
16:40Oh, no.
16:43Watch that one.
16:46Oh, I'm fine, I promise.
16:47Okay, I'll pop by the weekend, yeah?
16:50Alright, I love you.
16:51Yep.
16:52Hello, darling, what can I get you?
16:53Oh, cheapest shots you've got, please, and keep them coming.
16:57Boy trouble.
16:58Mmm.
17:00Worse.
17:01Taken boy trouble.
17:02Well, darling, you've come to the right bar.
17:04Between me and the landlady, we've got every cautionary tale covered.
17:07So this drink's on us.
17:08Oh.
17:09Also, so as somebody who has chased taken men and been chased as a taken woman,
17:14I can tell you, it only ends in tears.
17:17So may I suggest you jump off a non-runner and ride yourself a winner.
17:32Right, Lauren, we're going to have a little look around, yeah?
17:36I've got something on the floor, but if you want to do a test drive, you can do that.
17:41Sound good?
17:42Dad, can I have a word, please?
17:43Uh, yeah.
17:44I'm going to be right.
17:45I'll just see you.
17:46You okay?
17:47Right, well, you're obviously not worried about my supplier, then.
17:49Yeah, we're a team, aren't we?
17:51This is still my lot, Lauren.
17:52Yeah, for now.
17:53But the bet's still on, innit?
17:54So keep your hands off of my car.
18:02You've created a monster.
18:04Ir and Mark practically shoulder barged me off an easy sail earlier.
18:13You all right?
18:14I asked around.
18:15Mark's been called in with questioning twice before he got here.
18:19Car theft, apparently.
18:21Wait, you just can't prove anything yet.
18:23Just calm down, will ya?
18:25If you're sniffing around Lauren, Natty's bad nose, yeah?
18:28You just keep your hands off of him and your eyes on her.
18:31Just for now.
19:10I'm hoping that's not our girl.
19:13He's asleep.
19:15I don't know how you put up with him.
19:16I nearly grabbed a pillow and finished him off myself.
19:21Welcome to my world.
19:27Is it your time yet?
19:30No.
19:32No, of course he ain't.
19:36You know, if anybody thinks that I want that scumbag in my house, then they are wrong.
19:47He makes me sick to my stomach, Harry.
19:50He really does.
19:56He'll be right.
20:00I made a choice and it's hurting George.
20:03Maybe I was wrong.
20:06You know, he has to be here.
20:09To keep a roof over our heads.
20:11I'm doing this for my family, for his baby and for mine.
20:15I am doing this for the greater good.
20:18I know you, Mum.
20:19I know you would do anything for the people that you love.
20:23But sometimes your greater good ain't worth the pain that it causes.
20:29What good is a roof over our head if you ain't got a family under it?
20:41Look at this.
20:42Hey.
20:43Hey.
20:43We done a good job.
20:45Er, that would be the royal wee, wouldn't it?
20:53Oh, Denise, that looks really sore.
20:56How do you do it?
20:57Oh, catching Raymond off the slide down the park.
21:02Barely felt it.
21:03Got two more on me leg I didn't even know I had.
21:08Got me blood test appointment tomorrow, after the funeral.
21:11Yeah.
21:12So I might be able to make it to the weight,
21:13so I thought at least I could do his help out today.
21:16Yeah, well, thank you.
21:17Cos, look, I can't wait to serve this.
21:19Mmm.
21:20Yeah.
21:21I'm gonna make sure that Grant's plate of pie is, um...
21:24Well, just a little bit more extra level.
21:28Oh.
21:36Listen, Mark.
21:37What have you got going on with Lauren?
21:38I really don't want to know.
21:48If you think this has got something to do with Ravi...
21:50I don't.
21:52But I do know that he would be dead if it wasn't for me.
21:55I kept my mouth shut, Priya.
21:58I put myself in this mess for him.
22:01So now it's his turn to help.
22:04Well, but he's in a mental health unit.
22:06What do you want me to do? Drag him out?
22:07I want his money, not him.
22:09And I want it now.
22:10What money?
22:11Are you joking?
22:12Do I look like I'm joking?
22:14I know he has money stashed away.
22:16Don't lie to me!
22:16Hey, no money, no Ravi.
22:20Do you know what?
22:21If spare change is what you're after, then be my guest.
22:25But honestly, we've got nothing.
22:35You can give me the code to the safe.
22:42I mean...
22:43I don't think anybody could top my trouble at the minute.
22:46Here's the daddy's one thing, but...
22:48A sexual love triangle with twins, yeah.
22:52Hats off.
22:52With Jasmine, okay?
22:54It's not a triangle, it's a...
22:55Yeah, you weren't exactly playing tiddly weeks with him, are you?
23:00Might as well shave my head and start wearing three-piece suits.
23:03Apple don't fall far from the cheat tree, does it?
23:07Right, come on, let's get a drink and we can work all this out, yeah?
23:10It's nothing to work out.
23:12I'm with Jasmine.
23:13Me and Josh, we can still be friends, but nothing else.
23:17That's good.
23:19Well, I think he's way ahead of the heat.
23:33I'm with you.
23:34That was lovely, son, thank you.
23:36Am I the only one that's struggling here?
23:39Your taste's always been questionable.
23:41Double denim in the 80s, Jane Beale.
23:44They spring to mind.
23:45Have you poisoned me?
23:48Oh, please.
23:48I'd have thought you'd be walking eggshells around me right now.
23:51Can you two...
23:52Shut up, yeah?
23:53What have you got going on?
23:54Can you just bark it out?
23:55Can you just do that, please?
24:03It's just that Nigel would expect a little bit of Mitchell madness, wouldn't he?
24:11You, er, spoke to Mark about the bar money yet?
24:17Apparently, he's sorting it out himself.
24:19Well, let's just, er, let's just concentrate on tomorrow.
24:23Erm, give Nigel the send-off that he deserves.
24:29Let's keep the madness to a minimum, yeah?
25:21It's almost.
25:21Yeah, I can't do anything you want.
25:21I'm afraid we'll just have an event to visit my room.
25:21It's a good thing you want to be doing.
25:25Let me know.
25:26I'll remember how I can't do it.
25:27I can't do anything, but he can't do it, huh?
25:31including Peter, who, who, who, who, who...
25:51Right, okay, um, I'm gonna go.
25:54You coming?
25:56No, not yet.
25:58Okay.
26:18It didn't take you long to move on then, did it?
26:19You move on from what?
26:21Oscar, what are you doing?
26:23Were you too scared to speak to me at the market, but now you want to talk?
26:27You know how I feel about you, and I think I know how you feel about me, but us, it
26:33isn't
26:33gonna happen without hurting everyone.
26:38Just let me be the one to stay away and I'll be the only one who gets hurt.
26:43I'll be the only one to stay away.
26:58I'll be the only one to stay away.
27:07Oh, my God.
27:53Get him in!
27:54Get him in!
27:55Get him in!
27:57Get him in!
27:57Help me!
27:57Get him in!
28:27Get him in!
28:29Get him in!