00:19You
00:55Good morning, officer. Good morning.
00:57Well, open for business, eh?
00:59Yes, sir.
00:59We want to talk to you later.
00:59We could have opened yesterday, but my partner had a nervous breakdown.
01:02Oh, well.
01:04And a nice little story you have here, too.
01:06Thank you very much. Thank you.
01:08Well, success.
01:09Thank you again.
01:20Where have you been?
01:21I went down the basement to get some gloves to put in the electric side.
01:34I'm sorry, officer. That was my partner's fault.
01:36You see, he's not quite over his nervous breakdown yet.
01:39It won't happen again, I assure you.
01:42Goodbye.
01:45Why don't you be more careful?
01:46Well, I didn't know he was on top of that thing.
01:49Do you want to get us arrested before the customers arrive?
01:51What time are they going to be here?
01:53Well, they'll be here about ha...
01:54What time are they going to be here?
01:56Why, customers come at any time.
01:58Get a lad and put those globes up in the sign.
02:00What?
02:03Where are you going?
02:04I'm going over to Mr. Hall's to pay my respect.
02:07Our neighbor.
02:08That's a good idea.
02:10I'd like to meet him, too.
02:12Come along.
02:30Uh, pardon me. Are you Mr. Hall?
02:33That's the name?
02:34Uh, good morning, Mr. Hall.
02:36I'm Mr. Hardy and this is my partner, Mr. Laurel.
02:39Is that so?
02:40Uh, we're opening an electrical store next door.
02:43So what?
02:48Go on.
02:48What's he looking at?
02:50Remember that fellow that we met in the trailer?
02:53Remember his wife came in, and she asked for a drink of water?
02:56Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
02:59-la-la-la-la-la.
02:59Pom-pom.
03:04I remember you.
03:06And I remember you, too.
03:08Now get out of my store and stay out.
03:11Oh, don't be like that.
03:14Let bygones be bygones.
03:16You have a business and we have a business.
03:19Let's help each other.
03:21You send people to our store and we'll send people to your store.
03:25What do you say?
03:26You mind your business and I'll mind my business.
03:30Now get out of here before I throw you out.
03:33Be it as it may.
03:35Remember, beggars can't be choosers.
03:39You go your way and we'll go our way.
03:44You're right, Ollie.
03:45We'll take the high road and let him take the low road.
03:50Henceforth, we'll neither nod nor speak.
03:54Come, Stanley.
04:00We'll take the high road and you'll...
04:02You don't have to sing it.
04:03Go downstairs and get that ladder.
04:05Well, how do you do?
04:06How do you do?
04:13Did you hear me tell them, baby?
04:15You sure did, Daddy.
04:16When I tell them, they stay tall.
04:18No beating around the bush with me.
04:20That's right.
04:22That's right.
04:53Take off your hat.
04:58Now get me some more gloves.
05:00Will you watch the store a few minutes?
05:02I'm going upstairs.
05:03I'm going upstairs.
05:16Will you take the high road?
05:21No!
05:22No!
05:23No!
05:25No!
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:30No!
05:32No!
05:33No!
05:33No!
05:33No!
05:54What are you doing up there?
05:56I'm waiting for a streetcar.
05:59Where are you going?
06:04I'm in a slight predicament.
06:06Would it be asking too much if I used your stairway?
06:10Oh, why, it would be a pleasure.
06:12Come right in.
06:25Oh, why, it would be a pleasure.
06:28Come right in.
06:43I've never been in a position like that before.
06:46Well, it's certainly a pleasure to have seen you again.
06:49Oh, it's my pleasure.
06:50Thank you so much.
06:51Goodbye.
06:51Goodbye.
06:51Goodbye.
07:08Hey!
07:10Just a minute, you.
07:15What is the secret between you and my wife?
07:18I have nothing to say.
07:22Neither have I.
07:24Listen, weasel.
07:26You keep out of this.
07:35If I ever catch you even looking at my wife again,
07:39I'll hit you so hard that he'll feel it.
07:43Is that so?
07:44Yeah, that's so.
07:46And don't forget, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
07:55How do you do?
07:59Who's that fellow?
08:01Never mind him.
08:02There are more important things to think of.
08:05What?
08:06My character.
08:08It has been smudged.
08:10Ruthlessly dragged through the mud and mire.
08:13How do you mean?
08:15Why didn't you hear him accuse me of having a clandestine meeting with his wife?
08:19Never let it be said that a hardy, spotless reputation
08:23should be so maliciously trodden upon.
08:27Come, Stanley.
08:28Where are you going?
08:29I am going to demand an apology.
08:33You're right, Ollie.
08:34He who filters your good name steals trash.
08:41Come, Stanley.
08:42Just a minute.
08:50The next time you tell me to keep an eye on the store,
08:53I'm going to keep the other eye on you.
08:55Oh, you make me sick.
09:04What do you want?
09:06Pardon the intrusion, but I've come to seek redress for the gross insult to my character.
09:10In other words, I demand an apology.
09:24I shall take this up with my barrister.
09:31Come, Stanley.
09:54Pick up those gloves and let's clean this place up.
10:00Put them right over there.
10:01Come on.
10:10You've been picking on me all morning, making my life miserable.
10:15If it's fights you want, I'm the guy that'll give it to you.
10:24Don't!
10:26Don't!
10:27Don't!
10:28Don't!
10:28Oh.
10:31Oh!
10:33Oh!
10:34Oh!
10:42Don't!
10:45Don't!
10:53Put that down.
10:55Come on.
11:31Tit for tat.
11:33What?
11:34Tit for tat.
11:37What's that for?
11:39I thought you said, tip me hat.
11:41Come on.
12:11How do you do?
12:12How do you do?
12:34How do you do?
13:07How do you do?
13:42How do you do?
14:06How do you do?
14:07How do you do?
15:06Come, Stanley.
15:35How do you do?
15:40Come, Stanley.
15:43Come.
15:47Come.
15:49Come.
15:50Come.
16:02It's fine.
16:07That's better.
16:08Uh-huh.
16:35Now will you stop?
16:42Hold that.
17:00I'm going to give you one more chance to a pop-
17:27Say, what's going on here?
17:30You keep out of this.
17:53Now just a minute.
17:54Don't you think this thing has gone far enough?
17:56Who started this anyway?
17:58He did.
17:59I did not.
18:00Why, he did too.
18:00Why, this little upstart in the presence of my friend slandered my character, for which I demanded an apology.
18:07He refused to give it, hence this petty little argument.
18:11Slandered your character?
18:12Yes, sir.
18:13He filtered his good name, didn't he?
18:15Yes, sir.
18:15Filtered his good name?
18:16Why, do you know what he did?
18:17Then he accused me of a transvestite meeting with his wife, for which I was wholly and absolutely innocent.
18:26Then what were you doing coming downstairs with my wife?
18:29Oh, what nonsense.
18:30There was nothing to it.
18:31Nothing to it, officer.
18:32He was waiting for a streetcar.
18:34He took...
18:35Well, it looks like you're to blame.
18:37You better apologize to this gentleman.
18:39I will not.
18:40Oh, yes, you will.
18:41Or I'll run you in.
18:42Well, all right.
18:43But don't let it happen again.
18:45No hard feelings.
18:48Madam.
18:50Allow me.
18:53Goodbye.
18:59Here it is.
19:00Come on, get out of here.
19:01You go on back to your work.
19:02Come on.
19:13How do you do?
19:19Come on, folks.
19:20Get out of here.
19:21Where's the man?
19:22Where's the man behind you?
19:23What are you standing around here blocking the man's place for?
19:26Yes, you do.
19:27You get out of here.
19:28Come on.
19:35Yeah, you do.
19:36She goes on.
19:37You sit on the table.
19:37Rebecca Curtis.
19:37You are so smart.
19:38Let's take this oneΧOLL
19:39what you were doing. You have to
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