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The Flying Deuces (1939) – Timeless Laurel and Hardy Classic  Join comedy legends Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy in one of their most beloved films, The Flying Deuces. When Hardy joins the Foreign Legion to forget a broken heart, Laurel follows him into a series of hilarious misadventures filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments.  This timeless classic captures the golden era of comedy, blending slapstick humor with heartfelt friendship. A must-watch for fans of vintage films and the legendary duo Laurel and Hardy.  Public Domain Film.

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00:01:30Oh, that's fine. There you are.

00:01:36Gee, that's swell photography.

00:01:39Well, we'd better get back to the hotel and get our things packed,

00:01:42because the boat sails at 12 o'clock tonight.

00:01:44Not for me, it doesn't.

00:01:46What do you mean?

00:01:47I've decided to stay a while.

00:01:49In fact, if my plans work out right, I may never go back.

00:01:54Well, you've got to go back or we'll lose our job at the fish market in Des Moines.

00:01:58So what?

00:01:59There are plenty of fish markets here in Paris.

00:02:02Uh, garçon?

00:02:06Yes, monsieur.

00:02:07Another glass of milk and two fresh straws.

00:02:10You know what?

00:02:17I think you're hiding something from me.

00:02:20Oh, roses are red.

00:02:33Candy is sweet.

00:02:35This is something I sent you to eat.

00:02:38Ollie.

00:02:38Oh, that's so funny.

00:02:42But the flowers are beautiful.

00:02:43What?

00:02:44Who is he?

00:02:48He's the American guest, number four.

00:02:50Well, we must not ridicule his generosity.

00:02:52Really, he and his friend are very kind.

00:02:54Mr. Hardy.

00:03:17Yes, ma'am.

00:03:21I want to thank you for your photograph.

00:03:23You're welcome.

00:03:24And for the beautiful flowers.

00:03:26Oh, shucks.

00:03:27It was just the fault.

00:03:29And the delicious chocolate.

00:03:31Well, I thought maybe you might want something to nibble on while you were smelling the flowers.

00:03:36What are you so happy about?

00:04:01Stanley, can you keep a secret?

00:04:03Sure.

00:04:04I'm in love.

00:04:05You don't tell me.

00:04:07Who is it?

00:04:08The most gorgeous creature in the world.

00:04:12Georgette, the innkeeper's daughter.

00:04:14Well, I don't blame you.

00:04:16She sure is a swell dish.

00:04:18She certainly is.

00:04:19Yes, sir.

00:04:20Don't call her a dish.

00:04:22She's the girl that I'm going to marry.

00:04:24Get a load of this diamond ring.

00:04:32Boy, it sure is a load.

00:04:34Yes, sir.

00:04:36Say, when are you going to get married?

00:04:38Just as soon as I ask her.

00:04:40Why don't you ask her now?

00:04:41Then we can all go out and celebrate.

00:04:43That's just what I intended to do.

00:04:45You'll get cleaned up and I'll go down and pop the quest.

00:04:48That's a good idea.

00:04:49You sure we'll have a lot of fun now?

00:04:51You sure can pick them.

00:04:53No, I'll never stop you.

00:04:54I'll give you a little bit.

00:04:54No, I'll give you a little bit.

00:05:18What are you doing with that cushion?

00:05:26Well, I keep on bumping my head.

00:05:30See?

00:05:32Move it in front of the window where you can stand up.

00:05:48How anyone could be so stupid as to stand there and continually bump their head is beyond me.

00:06:18Take it.

00:06:20Help!

00:06:22Oh!

00:06:23Why don't you stand in the window?

00:06:24Why don't you mind your own business?

00:06:38Oh.

00:06:39Well, do you think so, Mr. Harlow, do you guys?

00:06:41I'm sorry.

00:06:42What is it?

00:06:43It's this.

00:06:44The girl thinks she's funny.

00:06:46The girl thinks she's funny.

00:06:48Yes, this one, yes.

00:06:50But remember, Georgette, you are a married woman.

00:06:53And Francoise, Mr. Patelus.

00:06:55Oh, Papa, he's not serious.

00:06:58It's just the American way of having fun.

00:07:00Oh, yes, yes, might be.

00:07:03Run along, you girls.

00:07:04Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.

00:07:07Come on.

00:07:13Francoise!

00:07:14It's been so good to see you.

00:07:18After such a long time,

00:07:19I think you just know you are coming.

00:07:21I want to surprise Georgette.

00:07:22Where is she?

00:07:26Georgette!

00:07:27Georgette!

00:07:30Yes, Papa.

00:07:34Francoise!

00:07:35Oh, my darling, Georgette.

00:07:37I've waited every day, every hour, every minute.

00:07:40My poor Francoise.

00:07:41Oh, I've worried about your way out in that lonely post in Morocco.

00:07:44Oh, it was lonely, terribly lonely, but that's all over now.

00:07:47I've got great news for you.

00:07:49I've made arrangements for you to join me when I go back.

00:07:51Oh, darling, I'm so happy.

00:07:55I'm so happy, sir.

00:07:57You must be hungry.

00:07:58I'll get you something, please.

00:08:03Well, how about a nice cool drink?

00:08:05Well, that's great.

00:08:06It'll just put me in the mood.

00:08:08Yes, sir.

00:08:24Throw it over your shoulder.

00:08:26I'll get you over there.

00:08:56What can I do for you?

00:09:09My friend and I would like a bottle of wine.

00:09:12And bring three glasses.

00:09:14Three glasses?

00:09:15We thought maybe you'd like to join us.

00:09:20You know, I feel as fidgety as a jitterbug.

00:09:22You do?

00:09:23Yeah.

00:09:23What's the matter?

00:09:24Well, I'm nervous.

00:09:25You know, Stanley, this will be the first time I've ever been married.

00:09:32Say, that's a good time.

00:09:34Go on now.

00:09:35Why don't you?

00:09:36Go on, tell her.

00:09:37What's the matter, you shiz?

00:09:39I'll tell her for you.

00:09:40No, not now.

00:09:41I know just how you feel.

00:09:42Let me fix it for you.

00:09:43I can fix it.

00:09:44Just leave it.

00:09:46Say, he's got something to tell you.

00:09:48Something to tell me?

00:09:49Yeah.

00:09:50He's nuts about you.

00:09:52Nuts?

00:09:53Just plain nuts.

00:09:55Oh, wait.

00:09:59No, I don't mean that.

00:10:01I mean he's crazy about you.

00:10:03He's going to marry you.

00:10:04Aren't you, Ollie?

00:10:05Go on, stop talking.

00:10:07You want to marry me?

00:10:10Well, that is, if you don't mind.

00:10:13I must hear you make fun of me.

00:10:17No, he's not kidding.

00:10:18He's on the level.

00:10:19Aren't you, Ollie?

00:10:20Why, certainly.

00:10:22I was never more sincere in my life.

00:10:27That's very nice of you, I'm sure.

00:10:29But that can never be.

00:10:32Oh, won't you give me one chance, Georgia?

00:10:35Go on.

00:10:35Why don't you?

00:10:37Is there someone else?

00:10:39Oh, yes.

00:10:40Very much so.

00:10:42I'm so sorry.

00:10:43Well, that's that.

00:10:56No use crying over split milk.

00:10:59Well, I guess we'd better be going, eh?

00:11:01Come on, we'll...

00:11:02You go ahead.

00:11:04Samantha, aren't you going out with me?

00:11:07I want to be...

00:11:10alone.

00:11:11I want to be alone.

00:11:32Oh, it won't be long, darling.

00:11:52No, darling, but it's absolutely necessary I report to headquarters.

00:11:55Are you back right away?

00:11:56Just as quick as I can.

00:12:02Don't worry about it.

00:12:07You'll get over it, all right.

00:12:19To think that this would happen to me

00:12:22just at a time in my life when I needed something real,

00:12:28something wholesome,

00:12:29something tender.

00:12:34Why don't you try a nice, fat, juicy steak?

00:12:37That'll make you feel better if you have something to eat.

00:12:39You don't understand.

00:12:43Get me some swelling sauce.

00:12:47Oh.

00:12:50Oh.

00:12:51That doesn't matter.

00:13:02Get this.

00:13:04It won't come off.

00:13:08Get this off.

00:13:11Get this off.

00:13:11Get.

00:13:12Get this off.

00:13:13Get.

00:13:14Get.

00:13:15Get.

00:13:16Get.

00:13:17Get.

00:13:18Get.

00:13:19Get.

00:13:20Get.

00:13:21Get.

00:13:23Get.

00:13:28Put some water on my head.

00:13:30Oh.

00:13:42Get.

00:13:43Get.

00:13:44Get.

00:13:45Get.

00:13:46Get.

00:13:47Get.

00:13:48Get.

00:13:49Now, is that better?

00:13:51Make it wet.

00:14:05Is there anything else I can do for you?

00:14:09Yes.

00:14:10Leave me alone.

00:14:14Don't talk to me like that after all the hospital I've given you.

00:14:17I've tried to give you candy and nice, fat, juicy steak.

00:14:22I've waited on you with your hands and feet.

00:14:24Tried to tell you that there's plenty more girls.

00:14:26You don't have to worry about that.

00:14:28If I felt as bad as you, I'd go and drown myself.

00:14:36Stanley, you've given me an idea.

00:14:38What?

00:14:38I'm going to follow your advice.

00:14:40Good.

00:14:41And drown myself.

00:14:43Oh, wait a minute now.

00:14:44Listen, I was only kidding.

00:14:45This is no time for kidding.

00:14:48I know, but don't you think you ought to think it over?

00:14:50Have you ever been drowned before?

00:14:51I have thought it over.

00:14:52And since Georgette has given me the air, I have nothing left to live for.

00:14:57Oh, don't be silly.

00:14:58What do you mean, don't be silly?

00:15:00This is a far, far better thing I do now than I have ever done before.

00:15:06Well, Stanley, don't...

00:15:08Oh, my God.

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00:16:00Well, goodbye, Ollie.

00:16:13Goodbye, Stan.

00:16:14Good luck.

00:16:15Where are you going?

00:16:17Well, I don't want to get my name dragged into this.

00:16:29What's this for?

00:16:30Now, when I count three, we'll both jump in.

00:16:33What have I got to jump in there for?

00:16:35I'm not in love.

00:16:37So that's the kind of a guy you are.

00:16:39After all I've done for you, let me jump in there alone.

00:16:42Do you realize that after I'm gone,

00:16:45that you just go on living by yourself?

00:16:48People would stare at you and wonder what you are?

00:16:51And I wouldn't be here to tell them?

00:16:54There'd be no one to protect you?

00:16:55Do you want that to happen to you?

00:17:01I never thought of that.

00:17:03I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, Ollie.

00:17:06I didn't mean to be so dispolite.

00:17:08That's all right, Stanley.

00:17:10Let bygones be bygones.

00:17:13This is going to be easier than you think.

00:17:15Now move this over here for me.

00:17:17Don't do that.

00:17:34Are you ready?

00:17:36Goodbye, Ollie.

00:17:38Goodbye, Stanley.

00:17:39One.

00:17:44Two.

00:17:45Ollie.

00:17:46What?

00:17:47I just thought of something.

00:17:48Listen.

00:17:49Do you remember once you were telling me that

00:17:51when we passed away, we'd come back on this earth in some other form?

00:17:55Like a bird or a dog or a horse or something?

00:17:58Oh, you mean reincarnation.

00:17:59Yeah, yeah, that's it.

00:18:01Well, now that we're going to go,

00:18:03what would you like to be when you come back?

00:18:05I don't know.

00:18:06I've never given it much thought.

00:18:07I like horses.

00:18:10I guess I'd like to come back as a horse.

00:18:12Huh.

00:18:13What would you like to be when you come back?

00:18:15Oh, I'd rather come back as myself.

00:18:17I always got along swell with me.

00:18:20You can't come back as yourself.

00:18:22Now come on and stop wasting my time.

00:18:25Are you ready?

00:18:27Goodbye, Ollie.

00:18:28Goodbye.

00:18:30One.

00:18:32Two.

00:18:33Ollie, just thought of something.

00:18:37Do you think the water's deep enough?

00:18:39Maybe you might bump your head if it isn't just...

00:18:42Well, I never thought of that.

00:18:43One.

00:18:47Bye-bye.

00:18:48Shoot.

00:18:49Bye-bye.

00:18:51Bye-bye.

00:18:54Bye.

00:18:56Look now.

00:18:58Bye-bye.

00:19:00See you later.

00:19:01Bye-bye.

00:19:03Bye-bye.

00:19:04Bye-bye.

00:19:08Oh, thermites.

00:19:30Hey, we can't jump in there.

00:19:33There's a fella watching us.

00:19:38What are you trying to do?

00:19:40Talk me out of this.

00:19:41I came here to jump in this river,

00:19:43and that's what we're going to do.

00:19:45Now, you pick this horsing around,

00:19:47or I'll jump in without you.

00:19:49Don't leave me, Ollie.

00:19:50Well, are you ready?

00:19:51All right.

00:19:52Goodbye, Ollie.

00:19:53Shut up.

00:19:54One.

00:19:56Two.

00:19:57Pardon me, gentlemen.

00:19:59What seems to be the trouble?

00:20:01Well, if you don't mind,

00:20:02we're going to jump in the river.

00:20:04But why commit such a foolish action?

00:20:06Surely your troubles can't be as bad as all that.

00:20:08Well, that's what I've been trying to tell him.

00:20:10All because he fell in love with a dame.

00:20:12Now, isn't that silly?

00:20:14No woman is worth that.

00:20:15I should say no.

00:20:17You haven't seen her.

00:20:18If you knew her as I know her...

00:20:20I understand.

00:20:21But don't forget, there are plenty more fish in the sea.

00:20:23She's not in love with a fish.

00:20:25It's a girl, is she?

00:20:27That's just an expression, my friend.

00:20:29Oh, I realize perfectly how you feel, but you've too much to live for.

00:20:33Sure, you've got your dog and it's me.

00:20:35Life is too precious to throw away on account of some woman who probably isn't worthy of you.

00:20:40He's right, Ollie.

00:20:42She's worthy, all right.

00:20:44But there was another man.

00:20:45And if I could meet him face to face, what I, to him, would be nobody's business.

00:20:50Yes, sir.

00:20:52Well, advice is cheap.

00:20:54Maybe if you've listened to my suggestion, your problem will be solved.

00:20:57What is your suggestion?

00:20:59Join the foreign legion.

00:21:01What solve?

00:21:03To forget.

00:21:04Say, that's not a bad idea, Ollie.

00:21:07It's better than jumping in here if we forget in all our troubles.

00:21:10You're right, Stanley.

00:21:11Thank you, mister, for telling us.

00:21:13It was a pleasure.

00:21:14Goodbye and good luck.

00:21:15Goodbye.

00:21:16Gee, that's great, isn't it?

00:21:18Now we don't have...

00:21:19Say, we can't join the foreign legion.

00:21:21We've got to be back in Des Moines on the 17th.

00:21:24Well, you ready?

00:21:26One.

00:21:27Just a minute, Ollie.

00:21:28Hey, mister.

00:21:29If we join the foreign legion, how long will it take him to forget?

00:21:33No time at all.

00:21:34Just a matter of a few days.

00:21:36Well, that's swell.

00:21:37That's right all the time.

00:21:38Now we don't have to worry about it.

00:21:41Say, we won't need this, will we?

00:21:43No.

00:21:44All right.

00:21:45No!

00:21:46No!

00:21:47Come on!

00:22:17Come on!

00:22:47Come on!

00:22:56Right shoulder first!

00:22:59Present first!

00:23:03Order on!

00:23:07Take command, Captain.

00:23:15Lieutenant, close order drill for 1st Patrol.

00:23:19Very well, sir.

00:23:21These close sure don't pitch it very well, do they?

00:23:33Oh, they'll be all right for now.

00:23:35We only use them for a few days until I forget.

00:23:37You can't distract you.

00:23:39Left time!

00:23:41Left!

00:23:43Right shoulder!

00:23:45Fire!

00:23:47Watch left!

00:23:49Fire!

00:23:51Fire!

00:23:53Right shoulder!

00:23:55Fire!

00:23:56Right shoulder!

00:23:57Fire!

00:23:58Fire!

00:23:59Fire!

00:24:00Fire!

00:24:01What's right about?

00:24:02Fire!

00:24:03Left shoulder!

00:24:05Fire!

00:24:06What's right about?

00:24:10Fire!

00:24:11Watch left!

00:24:12Fire!

00:24:14Pardon us.

00:24:35Well, look who's here.

00:24:37Hey, Holly, look.

00:24:39Well, blow me down.

00:24:42What a small world.

00:24:43Well, we followed your advice.

00:24:45Yes, but nothing's happened yet, has it already?

00:24:47Show these men to the commandant.

00:24:49Yes, sir.

00:24:50Well, we'll be seeing you.

00:24:52Yes, take care of yourself.

00:24:53Gee, don't he look good?

00:24:55Sure does.

00:24:57Hey, hey.

00:24:59Where are you going to have dinner?

00:25:02Ken's son.

00:25:06Bye.

00:25:13Uh, good morning.

00:25:22I'll now assign you to your duties.

00:25:24Reveille at five, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspection.

00:25:29Inspection until seven.

00:25:30Ten minutes for breakfast.

00:25:32You drill until one and march until four.

00:25:36What about Lance?

00:25:37You'll have that while marching.

00:25:40You'll have inspection until six.

00:25:42Fifteen minutes from this.

00:25:43Kitchen duties until ten.

00:25:45Inspection until eleven.

00:25:46Then taps.

00:25:47That is all.

00:25:49We have to do all that.

00:25:50You won't have time to forget.

00:25:52Why don't you tell him?

00:25:53Uh, how much do we get for all this work?

00:25:56One hundred centimes a day.

00:25:58Well, that's not bad.

00:25:59Uh, how much is that in American money?

00:26:02Oh, American money?

00:26:04It's equivalent to about three cents a day.

00:26:06Of course, it varies with the rate of exchange.

00:26:09Well, how much do we get for overtime?

00:26:11There ain't gonna be any overtime.

00:26:14If you think that you're gonna get that much work out of me for three cents a day, brother,

00:26:19you are crazy.

00:26:21Is that so?

00:26:23Absolutely.

00:26:24Yeah, and that goes for me, too.

00:26:27Because we don't work for less than twenty-five cents a day.

00:26:30Do we, Ollie?

00:26:31Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

00:26:33Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

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00:31:41Beautiful teeth, ruby lips, gorgeous.

00:31:50I can see her now.

00:31:55So can I.

00:31:57Will you shut up?

00:31:59How can I concentrate when you keep talking about her all the time?

00:32:03Now keep quiet. Let me alone.

00:32:05Now sit down.

00:32:11Hey, Ollie.

00:32:32If you don't stop bothering me, I'm going to punch you in the nose.

00:32:37Didn't I tell you to quit that?

00:32:40You'll hear about this later.

00:32:51Hey, Luggs.

00:33:10When you get through with that washing, the cook wants you to manicure them vegetables for tomorrow's stew.

00:33:16I beg your pardon?

00:33:16You heard.

00:33:20Well, can you face that?

00:33:22How do you think we're going to do all this washing?

00:33:24Stanley, I feel something coming over me.

00:33:26You do?

00:33:30A miracle has happened.

00:33:32What?

00:33:32I've completely forgotten.

00:33:35You mean you've forgotten Georgette?

00:33:36Who's Georgette?

00:33:38Gee, that's swell.

00:33:39Now we can finish the washing and we can go home.

00:33:42Finish nothing.

00:33:43We're going now.

00:33:44Now you're talking.

00:33:49Absolutely.

00:33:53And I found them asleep.

00:33:55And when I told them to go back to work, they threw wet laundry in my face.

00:34:00Oh, they did, eh?

00:34:02Well, I'll show them what it means to disobey my orders.

00:34:07Goodbye.

00:34:08Goodbye.

00:34:09Goodbye.

00:34:10Gee, I'm sure glad to get out of this joint.

00:34:12Me too.

00:34:13Have you got everything?

00:34:14Uh-huh.

00:34:15Now we'll go over to that competent guy and tell him we're through.

00:34:18And at the same time, I'll give him a piece of my mind.

00:34:20I don't blame you.

00:34:22Three cents a day.

00:34:23Ha!

00:34:23Left time.

00:34:26Left.

00:34:33Turn out the guard and place them both under arrest.

00:34:35Yes, sir.

00:34:49Say, what's the big idea of keeping us waiting?

00:34:56You know what?

00:34:57What?

00:34:57He's not here.

00:34:58Well, of course he's not here.

00:34:59Well, let's go look for him.

00:35:01Look nothing.

00:35:01I'll leave him a note.

00:35:02Oh, I wouldn't bother to leave him a note.

00:35:05Just leave him a P.S.

00:35:06Oh.

00:35:06Good enough for him.

00:35:07He's...

00:35:08He's...

00:35:09Oh.

00:35:16Oh, God.

00:35:28Oh, God.

00:35:31Oh, God.

00:35:32Oh, God.

00:35:35Now, he can put that in his pipe and smoke it.

00:35:39Maybe he doesn't smoke a pipe.

00:35:41Well, whatever, he smokes it in.

00:35:43Well, you've got to be careful about those things.

00:36:05What did you say in the note, Ollie?

00:36:10I said plenty.

00:36:11And if I could have stole Raspberry, I'd have told him a lot more.

00:36:14That'll learn him three cents a day.

00:36:16Right.

00:36:35Never during my Army career have I been so grossly insulted.

00:36:44Just wait till I get my hands on them.

00:37:05Attention!

00:38:05Shine on, shine on

00:38:18Harvest moon up in the sky

00:38:22I ain't had no loving since

00:38:28January, April, June or July

00:38:31It's no time, ain't no time

00:38:36To stay outdoors and spoon

00:38:40Shine on, shine on

00:38:44Harvest moon for me and my girl

00:39:01I wonder what time the train needs to perish

00:39:25The sooner the better for me

00:39:26Say, which way to the depot?

00:39:28Just around the corner

00:39:30Thank you

00:39:30Goodbye

00:39:31Let no one pass through that gate

00:39:37No matter what happens

00:39:38Yes, sir

00:39:38Come on

00:39:46Say, we're not going to take a plane, are we?

00:39:50I should say not

00:39:51I wonder what keeps them up

00:40:06I don't know, but I know what keeps me down

00:40:09Me too

00:40:11Good old terra cotta for me anytime

00:40:14Tomiscusly

00:40:15Tomiscusly

00:40:16What's going on?

00:40:29Georgette, darling

00:40:30Now I'm so happy

00:40:34At last I'm here with you

00:40:35Have you missed me?

00:40:37Every day has been a year, darling

00:40:38I'll bring the car for you

00:40:39Wait here just a moment

00:40:40Could you tell us the way to the railroad depot?

00:40:50It's your hobby

00:40:51Georgette!

00:40:53So you've changed your mind

00:40:55Darling, I forgive you everything

00:40:58Say, I thought you said you'd forgotten her

00:41:01Don't be silly

00:41:02How can I forget my little Georgette?

00:41:06Oh, dear, I...

00:41:07I understand

00:41:08Stanley, we wish to be alone

00:41:10Come on

00:41:12Go ahead

00:41:13Darling

00:41:22Oh, this is...

00:41:31Oh, please

00:41:33Please, Mr. Harmony

00:41:34What's the big idea?

00:41:37The idea is that this lady happens to be my wife

00:41:39Oh, is that so?

00:41:42Your wife?

00:41:43Yes, you would-be homewrecker

00:41:45Chancellor, Chancellor, please don't hear him

00:41:47I don't understand

00:41:47Kind of step into the car, my dear

00:41:48I want to speak to this gentleman alone

00:41:50Now, once more, I'm going to give you a piece of advice

00:41:55Keep away from my wife

00:41:57If I ever see or hear of you being in her presence again

00:42:01I'll see to it that your worthless carcass

00:42:03Lies sizzling in the desert sun

00:42:05At the mercy of the vultures

00:42:07You understand?

00:42:08Yes, sir

00:42:09Yes, sir

00:42:11Hey, mister

00:42:19You don't have to worry about us

00:42:21We are leaving right now

00:42:22Aren't we, Ollie?

00:42:23We certainly are

00:42:24Yes, sir

00:42:25Fall in

00:42:26Who is he talking to?

00:42:29Fall in

00:42:29What do you mean, fall in?

00:42:32We're through

00:42:32Can't you get our note?

00:42:33Yes, I got your note

00:42:35And when you signed it

00:42:35You signed your own death warrant

00:42:37You're under arrest for desertion

00:42:39Now, fall in

00:42:40Call them to jail

00:42:44And have the guard to keep a close watch on them

00:42:45Yes, sir

00:42:46Fall in

00:42:47Two desertors

00:43:00Dessertors, eh?

00:43:04Come on

00:43:04I'll show you to your suite

00:43:05Get in

00:43:12Hey, come on

00:43:14Get in

00:43:16Don't push me

00:43:18Revolution, eh?

00:43:26I'll see you at sunrise

00:43:28I'll, um, um

00:43:29I'll show you where to get off at

00:43:31Well, what did we do?

00:43:35What did you do?

00:43:36Why, you know

00:43:37Why, you know

00:43:37Why, you

00:43:38Get in

00:43:40Get in

00:43:43Hey, mister

00:43:49What?

00:43:51You forgot your keys

00:43:52Look

00:43:53Why don't you keep your mouth shut?

00:43:59Hmm

00:44:00Hmm

00:44:07Hmm

00:44:09Hmm

00:44:11The prisoners have been found guilty and will be shot at sunrise.

00:44:41There's a nice pickle we're in. Shot at sunrise.

00:44:46I hope it's cloudy tomorrow.

00:44:49Say, Ollie. What?

00:44:51You still want to come back as a horse?

00:44:53I don't care if I never come back.

00:45:11I don't care if I never come back.

00:45:26I don't care.

00:45:31I don't care.

00:45:41I don't care.

00:45:47I don't care.

00:45:51I don't care.

00:45:55I don't care.

00:46:05I don't care.

00:46:09I don't care.

00:46:13I don't care.

00:46:17You still want to go over a little bit.

00:46:27I don't care.

00:46:36I'll play you another one now.

00:46:56Shut up!

00:46:57Go to sleep!

00:47:06Go to sleep!

00:47:36Put that thing down!

00:48:06Hey!

00:48:07Hey!

00:48:08What?

00:48:09Get in there!

00:48:10What for?

00:48:11Shh!

00:48:12Never mind.

00:48:13What for?

00:48:14Hurry up!

00:48:15Come on, get in.

00:48:16Here's a little fella.

00:48:17No one.

00:48:18Take this camera.

00:48:19Shh!

00:48:20Look away.

00:48:21Come on.

00:48:22Come on.

00:48:23Come on.

00:48:24Come on.

00:48:25Come on.

00:48:26Come on.

00:48:27Come on.

00:48:28Come on.

00:48:29Come on.

00:48:30Come on.

00:48:31Take this camera.

00:48:32Shh!

00:48:33Come on.

00:48:34Come on.

00:48:36You say, where are we going?

00:48:55This tunnel leads to the outside wall.

00:48:58We're making our escape.

00:49:01Well, are we allowed to do that?

00:49:04Isn't this fun?

00:49:05They don't know where we are.

00:49:06It sure is.

00:49:07I'm dying with laughter.

00:49:08Go ahead.

00:49:09Oh!

00:49:10Don't you hit me!

00:49:11See what you've done?

00:49:12Now we've got to dig our way out.

00:49:13Go back to the cell and get those ten plates.

00:49:14I don't want to go back to the cell.

00:49:15I don't want to go back to the cell.

00:49:16You can go back to the cell.

00:49:17Well, you hurry.

00:49:18This is our last chance.

00:49:19What do I have to do?

00:49:20I don't want to go back to the cell.

00:49:21I won't go back to the cell!

00:49:22I don't want to go back to the cell.

00:49:23I want to go back to the cell.

00:49:24But you're と he is so good.

00:49:25You're going to get to the cell.

00:49:26I know?

00:49:27Isn't this fun?

00:49:28It's true.

00:49:29They don't know where we are.

00:49:30It sure is.

00:49:31I'm dying with laughter.

00:49:32Go ahead.

00:49:33Move that to me.

00:49:34Don't you hit me.

00:49:35See what you've done?

00:49:36Go back to the cell and get those ten plates.

00:49:39I don't want to go back to the cell.

00:49:41Will you hurry?

00:49:42This is our last chance.

00:49:45What do I have to always do, Everton?

00:49:51Always me.

00:49:52Me, me.

00:49:55What's that, then?

00:49:57Never you.

00:50:06Bring the prisoners.

00:50:19Yes, sir.

00:50:25All right, come on, you.

00:50:27The sun's up.

00:50:28Come on.

00:50:34Come on.

00:50:35Escape.

00:50:36What?

00:50:36Give me the commandant.

00:50:45Sir, the prisoners have escaped.

00:50:48What?

00:50:49The prisoners have escaped?

00:50:51Then find them.

00:50:52Yes, sir.

00:50:55I want both those prisoners brought back dead or alive.

00:50:58Call out the entire post if necessary.

00:51:02I wonder what time it is.

00:51:04How do I know?

00:51:05We should be beyond the wall by now.

00:51:09Seems like we've been working.

00:51:11I guess you're right.

00:51:12We'd better start digging up.

00:51:14It's a good idea, now.

00:51:15Oh, stop all this nonsense stuff.

00:51:25What?

00:51:26Don't you dare go back to Paris again and leave me alone, see?

00:51:29Darling.

00:51:33Oh, bring up a bottle of that special vintage wine from the cellar, will you?

00:51:37Yes, sir.

00:51:44Why?

00:51:45Will you get out of here?

00:51:46Well, let me try.

00:51:47Come on!

00:51:47I'm trying to get you, then.

00:51:48I'm coming in anointing.

00:51:49That's good.

00:51:50Oh, God.

00:51:51Oh, God.

00:51:55Oh.

00:52:26I wonder where we are.

00:52:37Maybe some saloon outside the fort.

00:52:46See if the coast is clear.

00:52:48I don't want to see if the coast is clear.

00:52:49I don't want to see the coast.

00:52:50I don't want to see the coast.

00:52:51I don't want to see the coast.

00:52:53Go ahead.

00:52:57Go ahead.

00:53:02Go ahead.

00:53:04No, no, no.

00:53:08I got a third turn to the back.

00:53:32I got a third turn to the back.

00:53:38I got a third turn.

00:53:43Georgette.

00:53:44May I come in?

00:53:58Georgette.

00:53:59Yes, sir?

00:54:00You all right?

00:54:02Yes, Margaret.

00:54:08Assistant.

00:54:10All right, let me go.

00:54:11Let me go.

00:54:14We'll go.

00:54:16Let me go.

00:54:22I'll walk away.

00:54:23We're going to walk away.

00:54:25We'll walk away.

00:54:26And it's going to be a freak out.

00:54:27I'll walk away.

00:54:28I'll walk away.

00:54:29I'll walk away.

00:54:31They'll walk away.

00:54:32You need a little drink.

00:54:34At a time like this, you had to do that.

00:54:39Quick, help me get her on the bed.

00:54:43Get her feet.

00:54:47Quick, get me a glass of water.

00:54:52Get her feet.

00:54:54Quick, get me a glass of water.

00:55:01There's no more water than that.

00:55:06You're in your house.

00:55:09You're in your house.

00:55:11You're in your house.

00:55:13You're in your house.

00:55:15Look out.

00:55:39Don't do that!

00:55:41What is the meaning of this?

00:55:44What will we say?

00:55:45You think of your story.

00:55:47I've got mine.

00:56:13They seek attention.

00:56:14All of you.

00:56:15The men who were to be shot this morning have escaped.

00:56:18Be sure all gates are closed and make a thorough search of the entire barracks.

00:56:21Whoever brings them back will be given the reward of six weeks' furlough.

00:56:24That's all.

00:56:25The end.

00:56:26Um, let's go.

00:56:29The end.

00:56:31Oh, my God.

00:57:01Oh, my God.

00:57:31Oh, my God.

00:58:01Oh, my God.

00:58:31Oh, my God.

00:59:01Oh, my God.

00:59:31Oh, my God.

01:00:01Oh, my God.

01:00:31Oh, my God.

01:01:01Oh, my God.

01:01:31Oh, my God.

01:02:01Oh, my God.

01:02:31Oh, my God.

01:03:01Oh, my God.

01:03:31Oh, my God.

01:04:01Oh, my God.

01:04:03Oh, my God.

01:04:31Oh, my God.

01:04:33Oh, my God.

01:05:03Oh, my God.

01:05:05Oh, my God.

01:05:35Oh, my God.

01:06:05Oh, my God.

01:06:07Oh, my God.

01:06:37Oh, my God.

01:07:07Oh, my God.

01:07:37Oh, my God.

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The Flying Deuces (1939) – Timeless Laurel and Hardy Classic

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