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00:01:17Oh, that's fine. There you are. Thank you.
00:01:21Gee, that's swell photography.
00:01:24Well, we'd better get back to the hotel and get our things packed, because the boat sails at 12 o
00:01:29'clock tonight.
00:01:30Not for me, it doesn't.
00:01:31What do you mean?
00:01:33I've decided to stay a while. In fact, if my plans work out right, I may never go back.
00:01:40Well, you've got to go back or we'll lose our job at the fish market in Des Moines.
00:01:43So what? There are plenty of fish markets here in Paris.
00:01:48Uh, garçon.
00:01:52Uh, another glass of milk and two fresh straws.
00:02:01You know what? I think you're hiding something from me.
00:02:12Oh, roses are red. Candy is sweet. This is something I sent you to eat.
00:02:19Ollie.
00:02:20Oh, that's too funny.
00:02:23But the flowers are beautiful.
00:02:25Who is he?
00:02:28Who is he?
00:02:29He's the American guest, number four.
00:02:31Well, we must not ridicule his generosity.
00:02:33Really, he and his friend are very kind.
00:02:58Mr. Hardy?
00:03:00Yes, ma'am.
00:03:02I want to thank you for your photograph.
00:03:04You're welcome.
00:03:05And for the beautiful flowers.
00:03:07Oh, shucks. It was just a thought.
00:03:10And the delicious chocolates.
00:03:12Well, I thought maybe you might want something to nibble on while you were smelling the flowers.
00:03:17Oh!
00:03:18Oh!
00:03:18Oh!
00:03:19Oh!
00:03:20Oh!
00:03:26Oh!
00:03:28Oh!
00:03:29Oh!
00:03:29Oh!
00:03:29Oh!
00:03:29Oh!
00:03:30Oh!
00:03:32Oh!
00:03:33Oh!
00:03:33Oh!
00:03:39What are you so happy about?
00:03:42Stanley, can you keep a secret?
00:03:44Sure.
00:03:45I'm in love.
00:03:47You don't tell me.
00:03:48Who is it?
00:03:49The most gorgeous creature in the world.
00:03:52Hmm.
00:03:53Georgette, the innkeeper's daughter.
00:03:55Well, I don't blame you.
00:03:57She sure is a swell dish.
00:03:59She certainly...
00:04:00Yes, sir.
00:04:01Don't call her a dish.
00:04:03She's the girl and I'm going to marry.
00:04:05Get a load of this diamond ring.
00:04:14Boy, it sure is a load.
00:04:16Yes, sir.
00:04:17Say, when are you going to get married?
00:04:19Just as soon as I ask her.
00:04:21Why don't you ask her now?
00:04:22Then we can all go out and celebrate.
00:04:24That's just what I intended to do.
00:04:26We'll get cleaned up and I'll go down and pop the quest.
00:04:29That's a good idea.
00:04:30You sure we'll have a lot of fun now?
00:04:32You sure can pick them.
00:04:34I never saw anything like you.
00:04:41Oh, it's a holiday, yes, I'm sorry.
00:04:43Papa, it's this.
00:04:45The girls think he's funny.
00:04:47Yes, this funny, yes.
00:04:48But remember, Georgette, you are a married woman.
00:04:51And Francoise was a little jealous.
00:04:53Oh, Papa, he's not serious.
00:04:56It's just the American way of having fun.
00:04:58Yes, yes, maybe.
00:05:01Well, hello, you girls.
00:05:03Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:05:05Come.
00:05:11Francoise!
00:05:15Francoise!
00:05:15It is so good to see you.
00:05:16After such a long time, why didn't you just know you were coming?
00:05:19I wanted to surprise Georgette.
00:05:20Where is she?
00:05:24Georgette!
00:05:25Georgette!
00:05:26Shh!
00:05:29Yes, Papa.
00:05:30Hello.
00:05:33Francoise!
00:05:34Oh, my darling, Georgette, I've waited every day, every hour, every minute.
00:05:39My poor, Francoise.
00:05:41How I worried about your way out in that lonely post in Morocco.
00:05:44Oh, it was lonely, terribly lonely, but that's all over now.
00:05:46I've got great news for you.
00:05:48I made arrangements for you to join me when I go back.
00:05:50Oh, darling, I'm so happy.
00:05:54I'm so happy, Francoise.
00:05:56You must be hungry.
00:05:57I'll get you something to eat.
00:06:02Well, how about a nice cool drink?
00:06:04Well, that's great.
00:06:05It'll just put me in the mood.
00:06:08Yes, sir.
00:06:23Throw it over your shoulder.
00:06:41What about a nice cool drink?
00:07:06What can I do for you?
00:07:08My friend and I would like a bottle of wine.
00:07:11And bring three glasses.
00:07:13Three glasses?
00:07:14We thought maybe you'd like to join us.
00:07:19You know, I feel as fidgety as a jitterbug.
00:07:21You do?
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:22What's the matter?
00:07:23Well, I'm nervous.
00:07:24You know, Stanley, this will be the first time I've ever been married.
00:07:31Say, now's a good time.
00:07:32Shh, go on now.
00:07:34Why don't you?
00:07:34Oh, go on, tell her.
00:07:36What's the matter, you're scarce?
00:07:38I'll tell her for you.
00:07:39Oh, no, not now.
00:07:40I know just how you feel.
00:07:41Let me fix it for you.
00:07:42I can fix it just as easy.
00:07:45Say, he's got something to tell you.
00:07:47Something to tell me?
00:07:48Yeah, he's nuts about you.
00:07:50Nuts?
00:07:52Just plain nuts.
00:07:54Oh, oui.
00:07:58No, I don't mean that.
00:08:00I mean, he's crazy about you.
00:08:01He's going to marry you.
00:08:03Aren't you, Ollie?
00:08:04Go on, stop popping.
00:08:06Tell me.
00:08:07You want to marry me?
00:08:09Well, that is, if you don't mind.
00:08:13Oh, I must hear you make fun of me.
00:08:16No, he's not kidding.
00:08:17He's on the level.
00:08:18Aren't you, Ollie?
00:08:19Why, certainly.
00:08:21I was never more sincere in my life.
00:08:25That's very nice of you, I'm sure.
00:08:27But that can never be.
00:08:30Oh, won't you give me one chance, Georgia?
00:08:33Go on, why don't you?
00:08:35Is there someone else?
00:08:37Oh, yes.
00:08:38Very much so.
00:08:41I'm so sorry.
00:08:52Well, that's that.
00:08:54No use crying over split milk.
00:08:57Well, I guess we'd better be going, eh?
00:08:59Come on, we'll...
00:09:00You go ahead.
00:09:02What's the matter?
00:09:02Aren't you going out with me?
00:09:03I want to be alone.
00:09:49You won't be long, darling.
00:09:51No, darling, but it's absolutely necessary I report to headquarters.
00:09:54Will you be back right away?
00:09:54Just as quick as I can.
00:10:04Don't worry about it.
00:10:06You'll get over it, all right.
00:10:18To think that this would happen to me
00:10:21just at a time in my life
00:10:23when I needed something real.
00:10:27Something wholesome.
00:10:30Something tender.
00:10:32Why don't you try a nice, fat, juicy steak?
00:10:35That'll make you feel better if you have something to eat.
00:10:38You don't understand.
00:10:41Get me some smelling salts.
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:48Oh.
00:10:59That better, fella.
00:11:05Come on, come on.
00:11:09Get this off.
00:11:11Get this off.
00:11:26Put some water on my head.
00:11:39Get a towel.
00:11:46There. Now, is that better?
00:11:49Make it wet.
00:12:05Is there anything else I can do for you?
00:12:08Yes. Leave me alone.
00:12:12Don't talk to me like that after all the hospital I've given you.
00:12:16Try to give you a candy and nice, fat, juicy steak.
00:12:20I've waited on you with your hands and feet.
00:12:22Try to tell you that there's plenty more girls.
00:12:25You don't have to worry about that.
00:12:29If I felt as bad as you, I'd go and drown myself.
00:12:35Stanley, you've given me an idea.
00:12:36What?
00:12:37I'm going to follow your advice.
00:12:39Good.
00:12:39And drown myself.
00:12:41Oh, wait a minute now. Listen, I was only kidding.
00:12:44This is no time for kidding.
00:12:46I know, but don't you think you ought to think it over?
00:12:48Have you ever been drowned before?
00:12:49I have thought it over.
00:12:51And since Georgette has given me the air, I have nothing left to live for.
00:12:55Oh, don't be silly.
00:12:56What do you mean, don't be silly?
00:12:58This is a far, far better thing I do now than I have ever done before.
00:13:30Good luck.
00:13:32Where are you going?
00:13:33Well, I don't want to get my name dragged into this.
00:13:36Here.
00:13:45What's this for?
00:13:46Now, when I count three, we'll both jump in.
00:13:50What have I got to jump in there for? I'm not in love.
00:13:53So that's the kind of a guy you are.
00:13:55After all I've done for you, you let me jump in there alone.
00:13:57Do you realize that after I'm gone, that you just go on living by you?
00:14:03People would stare at you and wonder what you are, and I wouldn't be here to tell them?
00:14:09There'd be no one to protect you?
00:14:12Do you want that to happen to you?
00:14:16I never thought of that.
00:14:19I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, Ollie.
00:14:21I didn't mean to be so dispolite.
00:14:24Are you ready?
00:14:26Goodbye, Ollie.
00:14:27Goodbye, Stanley.
00:14:31One.
00:14:33Two.
00:14:34Two.
00:14:35Ollie.
00:14:35What?
00:14:36I just thought of something.
00:14:38Listen.
00:14:39You remember once you were telling me that when we passed away, we'd come back on this earth in some
00:14:43other form?
00:14:44Like a bird or a dog or a horse or something?
00:14:47Oh, you mean reincarnation.
00:14:49Yeah, yeah, that's it.
00:14:50Well, now that we're going to go, what would you like to be when you come back?
00:14:54I don't know.
00:14:55I've never given it much thought.
00:14:57I like horses.
00:14:59I guess I'd like to come back as a horse.
00:15:01Huh?
00:15:02What would you like to be when you come back?
00:15:04Oh, I'd rather come back as myself.
00:15:06I always got along swell with me.
00:15:09You can't come back as yourself.
00:15:11Now, come on and stop wasting my time.
00:15:15Are you ready?
00:15:16Goodbye, Ollie.
00:15:17Goodbye.
00:15:20One.
00:15:22Two.
00:15:23Ollie.
00:15:24Just thought of something.
00:15:26Do you think the water's deep enough?
00:15:29Maybe you might bump your head if it isn't just...
00:15:32Well, I never thought of that.
00:15:35Back on this river, and that's what we're going to do.
00:15:38Now, you quit just horsing around, or I'll jump in without you.
00:15:41Don't leave me, Ollie.
00:15:43Well, are you ready?
00:15:44All right.
00:15:45Goodbye, Ollie.
00:15:45Shut up!
00:15:47One.
00:15:49Two.
00:15:50Pardon me, gentlemen.
00:15:52What seems to be the trouble?
00:15:54Well, if you don't mind, we're going to jump in the river.
00:15:56But why commit such a foolish action?
00:15:59Surely your troubles can't be as bad as all that.
00:16:01Well, that's what I've been trying to tell him.
00:16:03All because he fell in love with a dame.
00:16:05Now, isn't that silly?
00:16:06No woman is worth that.
00:16:08I should say not.
00:16:10You haven't seen her.
00:16:11If you knew her as I know her...
00:16:13I understand, but don't forget there are plenty more fish in the sea.
00:16:17He's not in love with a fish.
00:16:19It's a girl, you see she...
00:16:20That's just an expression, my friend.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:22I realize perfectly how you feel, but you've too much to live for.
00:16:26Sure, you've got your dog, and there's me, and...
00:16:28Life is too precious to throw away on account of some woman who probably isn't worthy of you.
00:16:33He's fine, Ollie.
00:16:35She's worthy, all right.
00:16:36But there was another man, and if I could meet him face to face, what I'd do to him would
00:16:42be nobody's business.
00:16:43Yes, sir.
00:16:45Well, advice is cheap.
00:16:47Maybe if you'd listen to my suggestion, your problem would be solved.
00:16:50What is your suggestion?
00:16:51Join the Foreign Legion.
00:16:54What for?
00:16:55To forget.
00:16:57Say, that's not a bad idea, Ollie.
00:16:59It's better than jumping in here.
00:17:01You could forget in all our troubles.
00:17:02You're right, Stanley.
00:17:04Thank you, mister, for telling us.
00:17:05It is a pleasure.
00:17:06Goodbye, and good luck.
00:17:08Goodbye.
00:17:09Gee, that's great, isn't it?
00:17:11Now we don't have...
00:17:11Say, we can't join the Foreign Legion.
00:17:14We've got to be back in Des Moines on the 17th.
00:17:17Well, you ready?
00:17:18Whoa.
00:17:19Just a minute, Ollie.
00:17:20Hey, mister.
00:17:22If we join the Foreign Legion, how long will it take him to forget?
00:17:26No time at all.
00:17:27Just a matter of a few days.
00:17:29Well, I've swum, but I've plenty of time.
00:17:31Now we don't have to worry about it.
00:17:34Say, we won't need this, will we?
00:17:35No.
00:17:36No.
00:17:36Oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:18:46Take command, Captain.
00:18:49Lieutenant, close order drill for the 1st Platoon.
00:18:52Very well, sir.
00:19:03These clothes sure don't fit you very well, do they?
00:19:06Oh, they'll be all right for now.
00:19:07We only use them for a few days until I forget.
00:19:10That's right, too.
00:19:11Left time.
00:19:13Left.
00:19:15Right shoulder.
00:19:18Right shoulder.
00:19:20Watch out.
00:19:25Right shoulder.
00:19:28Right shoulder.
00:19:30Fire!
00:19:31Fire!
00:19:33What's right about?
00:19:35Fire!
00:19:36Fire!
00:19:39Fire!
00:19:41What's right about?
00:19:44Fire!
00:19:45Watch out!
00:19:47Fire!
00:19:50Fire!
00:19:53Fire!
00:20:03Pardon us.
00:20:07Well, look who's here!
00:20:09Hey, Ollie! Look!
00:20:11Well, blow me down!
00:20:14What a small world!
00:20:16Well, we followed your vice?
00:20:17Yeah, but nothing's happened yet, has it, Ollie?
00:20:19Show these men to the commandant.
00:20:21Yes, sir.
00:20:22Well, we'll be seeing you.
00:20:24Yeah, take care of yourself.
00:20:25Gee, don't he look good?
00:20:27Sure does.
00:20:29Hey, hey!
00:20:31Where are you gonna have dinner?
00:20:34Genshaw!
00:20:38Bye!
00:20:51Uh, good morning!
00:20:54I'll now sign you to your duties.
00:20:56Reveille at five, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspection.
00:21:01Inspection until seven.
00:21:02Ten minutes for breakfast.
00:21:04You drill until one and march until four.
00:21:08What about lunch?
00:21:09You'll have that?
00:21:11You'll have that while marching.
00:21:11You'll have inspection until six.
00:21:14Fifteen minutes for mess.
00:21:15Kitchen duties until ten.
00:21:17Inspection until eleven.
00:21:18Then taps.
00:21:19That is all.
00:21:21We have to do all that.
00:21:22You won't have time to forget.
00:21:23Why don't you tell him?
00:21:25Uh, we...
00:21:25How much do we get for all this working?
00:21:28One hundred centimes a day.
00:21:29Well, that's not bad.
00:21:31Uh, how much is that in American money?
00:21:34For American money?
00:21:36Well, it's equivalent to about three cents a day.
00:21:38Of course, it varies with the rate of exchange.
00:21:41Well, how much do we get for overtime?
00:21:43There ain't gonna be any overtime.
00:21:46If you think that you're gonna get that much work out of me for three cents a day, brother,
00:21:51you are crazy.
00:21:53Is that so?
00:21:55Absolutely!
00:21:56Yeah, and that goes for me, too.
00:21:59Cause we don't work for less than twenty-five cents a day.
00:22:02Do we, Ollie?
00:22:03Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:22:34Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:22:36No, no, whatever, ah, ah!
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00:25:51GET BACK TO WORTH
00:25:52.
00:26:02Get back to work!
00:26:16Haven't I got enough trouble with our cue making it tougher?
00:26:20Well, it's your own fault.
00:26:21If you hadn't fallen in love with Georgette, we wouldn't be here.
00:26:24Wouldn't have to do it.
00:26:25Will you stop reminding me of that?
00:26:27Here I am trying to forget and you keep talking about it all the time.
00:26:31Now here's another day wasted.
00:26:33Well, maybe you don't try hard enough.
00:26:36If you can't forget, why don't you try and pretend to forget?
00:26:39How can anybody pretend to forget?
00:26:42Well, I know if it was me, I'd sit down and relax.
00:26:45I'd close my eyes and I'd concentrate and I'd think of nothing.
00:26:49Wouldn't be long then. That's what I'd do.
00:26:51Say, I think you've got something there.
00:26:54I know I've got something.
00:26:55Why don't you take a whirl at it?
00:27:02Now, don't think of anything.
00:27:04I won't.
00:27:07I know it's tough to forget a swell gal like that.
00:27:10Gorgeous hair and lovely eyes, beautiful teeth, ruby lips.
00:27:20Hmm, gorgeous.
00:27:23I can see her now.
00:27:27Oh, so can I.
00:27:30Will you shut up?
00:27:32How can I concentrate when you keep talking about her all the time?
00:27:35Now keep quiet.
00:27:36Let me alone.
00:27:38Now sit down.
00:28:02Hey, Ollie.
00:28:04If you don't stop bothering me, I'm going to punch you in the nose.
00:28:09Didn't I tell you to quit that?
00:28:22You'll hear about this later.
00:28:41Hey, Lugst.
00:28:43When you get through with that washing,
00:28:44the cook wants you to manicure them vegetables for tomorrow's stew.
00:28:48I beg your pardon?
00:28:49You heard.
00:28:52Well, can you beat that?
00:28:54How do you think we're going to do all this washing?
00:28:56Stanley, I feel something coming over me.
00:28:59You do?
00:29:03A miracle has happened.
00:29:04What?
00:29:04I've completely forgotten.
00:29:06You mean you've forgotten Georgette?
00:29:09Who's Georgette?
00:29:10Gee, that's swell.
00:29:12Now we can finish the washing and we can go home.
00:29:14Finish nothing.
00:29:15We're going now.
00:29:19Now you're talking.
00:29:21Absolutely.
00:29:25And I found them asleep.
00:29:27And when I told them to go back to work,
00:29:29they threw wet laundry in my face.
00:29:32Oh, they did, eh?
00:29:34Well, I'll show them what it means to disobey my orders.
00:29:40Goodbye.
00:29:41Goodbye.
00:29:41Goodbye.
00:29:42Gee, I'm sure glad to get out of this joint.
00:29:45Me too.
00:29:46Have you got everything?
00:29:47Uh-huh.
00:29:48Now we'll go over to that competent guy
00:29:49and tell him we're through.
00:29:50And at the same time,
00:29:51I'll give him a piece of my mind.
00:29:53I don't blame you.
00:29:54Three cents a day.
00:29:55Ha!
00:29:56Left time.
00:29:58Left.
00:30:05Turn out the guard
00:30:06and place them both under arrest.
00:30:08Yes, sir.
00:30:21Say, what's the big idea of keeping us waiting?
00:30:29You know what?
00:30:30What?
00:30:30He's not here.
00:30:31Well, of course he's not here.
00:30:32Well, let's go look for him.
00:30:33Look nothing.
00:30:34I'll leave him a note.
00:30:35Oh, I wouldn't bother to leave him a note.
00:30:37Just leave him a P.S.
00:30:39Oh.
00:30:39Good enough for him.
00:30:43TAP!
00:30:46TAP!
00:30:48TAP!
00:30:50TAP!
00:30:56TAP!
00:31:00TAP!
00:31:13now he can put that in his pipe and smoke it maybe he doesn't smoke a pipe well whatever
00:31:19he smokes it well you've got to be careful about those things
00:31:44what do you say in the note ollie i said plenty and if i could have spelled raspberry i'd have
00:31:49told
00:31:49him a lot more that'll learn him three cents a day right
00:32:13never during my army career have i been so grossly insulted
00:32:17just wait till i get my hands on
00:32:43attention
00:32:44so
00:32:50so
00:32:56so
00:33:00so
00:33:03so
00:33:07so
00:33:10so
00:33:16so
00:33:17so
00:33:22so
00:33:28so
00:33:47shine on
00:33:49shine on
00:33:51shine on harvest moon up in the sky
00:33:55i ain't had no loving since january april june or july
00:34:13shine on
00:34:15shine on
00:34:16shine on harvest moon up in the sky
00:34:19for me and my girl
00:34:20now
00:34:21so
00:34:23so
00:34:35so
00:34:55I wonder what time the train needs to prepare it.
00:34:58The sooner the better for me.
00:34:59Say, which way to the depot?
00:35:01Just around the corner.
00:35:03Goodbye.
00:35:07Let no one pass through that gate, no matter what happens.
00:35:11Yes, sir.
00:35:13Say, we're not going to take a plane, are we?
00:35:16I should say not.
00:35:31I wonder what keeps a man.
00:35:32I don't know, but I know what keeps me down.
00:35:36Me too.
00:35:38Good old terracotta for me any time.
00:35:41Promiscusly.
00:35:54What?
00:35:55Josette, darling.
00:35:59Now I'm so happy.
00:36:00At last I'm here with you.
00:36:02Have you missed me?
00:36:03Every day has been a year, darling.
00:36:05I'll bring the car for you.
00:36:06Wait here just a moment.
00:36:12Could you tell us the way to the railroad depot?
00:36:17Monsieur Harvey!
00:36:19So you've changed your mind.
00:36:22Darling, I forgive you everything.
00:36:25Say, I thought you said you'd forgotten her.
00:36:28Don't be silly.
00:36:29How could I forget my little Georgette?
00:36:31Oh, monsieur, I...
00:36:34Oh, monsieur, I...
00:36:34I understand.
00:36:35Stanley, we wish to be alone.
00:36:38Oh, darling.
00:36:38Come on.
00:36:39Go ahead.
00:36:41Come on.
00:36:47Oh.
00:36:48Oh, darling.
00:36:51Oh.
00:36:55Oh, this is...
00:36:59Oh, please.
00:37:00Please, monsieur, monsieur Harvey.
00:37:02What's the big idea?
00:37:04The idea is that this lady happens to be my wife.
00:37:06Oh, is that so?
00:37:08Your wife?
00:37:09Yes, you would be homewrecker.
00:37:12Fransomar.
00:37:12Fransomar, please don't heed him.
00:37:14I don't understand.
00:37:14Kindly step into the car, my dear.
00:37:15I want to speak to this gentleman alone.
00:37:20Now, once more, I'm going to give you a piece of advice.
00:37:22Keep away from my wife.
00:37:24If I ever see or hear of you being in her presence again,
00:37:27I'll see to it that your worthless carcass
00:37:30lies sizzling in the desert sun
00:37:32at the mercy of the vultures.
00:37:34You understand?
00:37:35Yes, sir.
00:37:37Yes, sir.
00:37:44Hey, mister, you don't have to worry about us.
00:37:47We are leaving right now.
00:37:49Aren't we, Ollie?
00:37:50We certainly are.
00:37:51Yes, sir.
00:37:52Fall in.
00:37:54Who is he talking to?
00:37:55Fall in.
00:37:57What do you mean, fall in?
00:37:58We're through.
00:37:59Can't you get our note?
00:38:00Yes, I got your note,
00:38:01and when you signed it,
00:38:02you signed your own death warrant.
00:38:04You're under arrest for desertion.
00:38:06Now, fall in.
00:38:09Throw them to jail
00:38:10and have the guard to keep a close watch on them.
00:38:12Yes, sir.
00:38:13Fall in.
00:38:14Mark.
00:38:25Oh, two deserters.
00:38:29Deserters, eh?
00:38:30Come on.
00:38:31I'll show you to your sweets.
00:38:37Get in.
00:38:39Hey, come on, dear.
00:38:42Get in.
00:38:44Don't push me.
00:38:45Revolution, eh?
00:38:53I'll see you at sunrise.
00:38:55I'll, um, um,
00:38:56I'll show them where to get off at.
00:39:00Well, what did we do?
00:39:02What did you do?
00:39:03Sure.
00:39:03Why, you don't...
00:39:04What are you...
00:39:05Get in there.
00:39:09Get in there.
00:39:15Hey, mister.
00:39:16What?
00:39:17You forgot your keys.
00:39:19Look.
00:39:24Why don't you keep your mouth shut?
00:39:26All right.
00:39:29All right.
00:39:30All right.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:59The prisoners have been found guilty
00:40:01and will be shot at sunrise.
00:40:09There's a nice pickle we're in.
00:40:12Shot at sunrise.
00:40:14I hope it's cloudy tomorrow.
00:40:17Say, Ollie.
00:40:18What?
00:40:18Do you still want to come back as a horse?
00:40:20I don't care if I never come back.
00:40:23What?
00:40:27Oh, man.
00:42:21I'll play you another one now.
00:42:23Shut up!
00:42:25Go to sleep!
00:42:47I'll play you another one.
00:43:02Put that thing down!
00:43:33I'll play you another one.
00:43:36Well, I guess we'd better get some sleep.
00:43:40Won't be long for that.
00:43:42This is a bit.
00:43:43Hey!
00:43:44Hey!
00:43:45What?
00:43:46Get in there!
00:43:47What for?
00:43:48Shh!
00:43:48Never mind.
00:43:49What for?
00:43:49I'll be up.
00:43:52Come on, get in.
00:43:55Here's a little fella, Noah.
00:43:57Take this, Cam.
00:43:58Shh, look away.
00:43:59Come on.
00:44:21Say, where are we going?
00:44:23Say, where are we going?
00:44:31Go ahead.
00:44:34Go ahead.
00:44:35I'll do that.
00:44:39Go ahead.
00:44:39I'll do that.
00:44:43Isn't this fun?
00:44:44They don't know where we are.
00:44:46It sure is.
00:44:47I'm dying with laughter.
00:44:49Go ahead.
00:44:50Say, don't do that to me.
00:44:52Don't do it!
00:44:58See what you've done?
00:44:59Now we've got to dig our way out.
00:45:02Go back to the cell and get those ten plates.
00:45:05I don't want to go back to the cell.
00:45:07Will you hurry?
00:45:08This is our last chance.
00:45:11Why do I have to always do everything?
00:45:17Always me.
00:45:19Me, me.
00:45:21What you had done?
00:45:23Never you.
00:45:25You.
00:45:44Bring the prisoners.
00:45:46Yes, sir.
00:45:52All right.
00:45:53Come on, you.
00:45:54The sun's up.
00:45:55Come on.
00:46:01Go on.
00:46:02Escape.
00:46:02What?
00:46:05Give me the commandant.
00:46:11Sir.
00:46:12The prisoners have escaped.
00:46:14What?
00:46:15The prisoners have escaped.
00:46:17Then find them.
00:46:18Yes, sir.
00:46:21I want both those prisoners brought back dead or alive.
00:46:25Call out the entire post if necessary.
00:46:28I wonder what time it is.
00:46:30How do I know?
00:46:33We should be beyond the war by now.
00:46:36Seems like we've been working.
00:46:37I guess you're right.
00:46:39We'd better start digging up.
00:46:40It's a good idea, ma'am.
00:46:49Oh, stop all this nonsense now.
00:46:51Ross, what?
00:46:52Don't you dare go back to Paris again and leave me alone, see?
00:46:55Darling.
00:47:00Oh, bring up a bottle of that special vintage wine from the cellar, will you?
00:47:04Yes, sir.
00:47:11That's fine.
00:47:12Will you get out of here?
00:47:13I'm only trying to.
00:47:14Are you going to get dressed?
00:47:15You're going to know in that cup.
00:47:40Not again, but just turn it.
00:48:01I wonder where we are.
00:48:03Maybe some saloon outside the fort.
00:48:13See if the coast is clear.
00:48:15I don't want to see if the coast is clear.
00:48:21Go ahead.
00:48:23Go ahead.
00:48:28Go ahead.
00:48:29I made the money.
00:48:57Come to my left.
00:48:59I got third side to the back.
00:49:09Jojette, may I come in?
00:49:25Jojette.
00:49:26Yes, dear.
00:49:27Are you all right?
00:49:28Yes, Father.
00:49:29Come on, guys.
00:49:52Shit!
00:50:16At a time like this, you had to do that.
00:50:22Quick, help me get her on the bed.
00:50:27Get her seat.
00:50:37Quick, get me a glass of water.
00:50:58Look out.
00:51:05Don't do that.
00:51:08What is the meaning of this?
00:51:11What do we say?
00:51:12You think up your story, I've got mine.
00:51:42I'll pay strict attention, all of you.
00:51:44The men who were to be shot this morning have escaped.
00:51:47Be sure all gates are closed and make a thorough search of the entire barracks.
00:51:50Whoever brings them back will be given the reward of six weeks furlough.
00:51:53That's all.
00:51:54Come on.
00:52:07Come on.
00:52:10Come on.
00:52:11Come on.
00:52:12Come on.
00:52:14Come on.
00:52:25Come on.
00:52:49Come on.
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:53Come one.
00:52:54Come one.
00:53:06Come on.
00:53:09Help!
00:53:49To be continued...
00:54:30Let's cover up the hole!
00:54:54Let's cover up the hole!
00:55:13Let's cover up the hole!
00:56:05Let's cover up the hole!
00:56:09Hey!
00:56:11What?
00:56:11See if they've gone!
00:56:21Yeah, we're giving them the slip!
00:56:22Good, now let's get out of here!
00:56:38Good, now let's cover up the hole!
00:56:40Good, now let's cover up the hole!
00:56:52Wow!
00:56:55Wow!
00:57:23So, let's go.
00:57:51So, let's go.
00:58:23So, let's go.
00:58:53So, let's go.
00:58:56Let's go.
00:59:41Let's go.
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