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Laurel & Hardy – Old-School Comedy Favorites presents a timeless classic from the golden age of comedy, starring the legendary duo Laurel and Hardy. Enjoy their unforgettable humor, physical comedy, and vintage cinematic charm that continues to entertain generations.
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00:06The End
00:51Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict?
00:54Yes, Your Honor. We, the jury, find the defendant guilty as charged.
01:08Before I pass sentence, I wish to thank you two gentlemen in behalf of the state for the valuable evidence
01:16you have furnished this court in bringing this criminal to justice.
01:20It's men like you this country should be prouder.
01:29Order in the court.
01:30The defendant will now stand up.
01:38Has the defendant anything to say in his own behalf?
01:43No.
01:44I hereby sentence you to prison for the rest of your natural life.
01:50Aren't you going to hang him?
01:53Order in the court!
01:54You dirty, double-crossing squealers.
02:00You rats!
02:02I'll get even with you if it's the last thing I ever do.
02:08Ain't a jail in this country strong enough to hold me.
02:11But when I do get out, I'll break off your legs and I'll wrap them around your neck.
02:20There are you.
02:29Can I get you?
02:31Have you ever won't take me out?
02:34I'll get you here.
02:35All right. I'll get you.
02:51Listen, fellas, if you take my advice, you'll get out of town as soon as possible.
02:56The butch is like an elephant. He never forgets.
03:05Why don't you keep your mouth shut?
03:08What did I do?
03:10Guess what you did. You put us right on the spot.
03:14Everything would have been all right if you hadn't said,
03:16Aren't you gonna hang him?
03:20Couldn't you see that he was annoyed?
03:23Why, if he ever gets out of there, our lives won't be worth five cents.
03:28Well, maybe we'd better get out of town.
03:31Now, how are we gonna get out of town?
03:33Well, we've got a car.
03:34Well, what are we gonna run it on?
03:37On the road.
03:38On the road.
03:39What are we gonna use for gas?
03:41Well, we got enough money to buy some gas.
03:44Not enough to go as far as I wanna go.
03:48Say, that gives me an idea.
03:50Why don't we advertise for somebody to go with us?
03:54What do we want somebody to go with us for?
03:56Help drive and share expenses.
03:59Just like when we came out here.
04:02Remember?
04:04At last, you're using my brains.
04:08We'll go to the newspaper office and put in an ad immediately.
04:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
04:17hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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04:23hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
05:06What are you doing in there?
05:08Never mind what I'm doing in here. Help me get out.
05:15Oh, good pet. Get behind me and pull me out.
05:25Are you ready?
05:26All right, go.
05:37Let's go.
05:49All right.
06:00Did you put the advertisement in the paper?
06:02Yeah, and they printed it.
06:04What does it say?
06:06Do you want me to read it to you?
06:08Certainly.
06:08Wait till I get me glasses.
06:12It won't take a minute.
06:22All right.
06:23Okay.
06:55It serves you right.
07:02No wonder I couldn't see through them.
07:04Why? They're yours.
07:09I'll read it.
07:14To whom it may concern.
07:17To whom it may concern.
07:20Well, that's so nobody else will read it.
07:24Two young gentlemen...
07:25That's us.
07:27I'll read it.
07:28All right, read it.
07:30Come home, Nellie. All is forgiven.
07:37Two young gentlemen who are making a motor trip east would like for someone to drive and also pay expenses,
07:44like when we came out here.
07:49Phone, Main 489.
07:52Sincerely yours, Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy.
07:57P.S.
07:58Those not interested do not answer.
08:03What do you think of it?
08:05It's very nice.
08:07Brief and right to the point.
08:18Can I help you with anything?
08:20Pack up those cooking utensils.
08:47Don't take that.
08:48You know it doesn't belong to us.
08:54What about the milk?
08:56You better take that. We might need it.
09:04See who that is.
09:10Hello?
09:11Are you the party who, uh, advertised for a traveling companion?
09:15Yes, ma'am.
09:17Who is it?
09:18It's a lady about the trip.
09:20Ooh.
09:22Just a minute. My friend, Mr. Hardy, will speak to you.
09:27Hello?
09:32Uh, excuse me, please. My ear is full of milk.
09:41Brush that off.
09:56Uh, pardon the delay, please.
09:58But what is the nature of your business?
10:00I understand you're driving east.
10:03And I'd like to go along.
10:06Well, that suits me fine.
10:08How soon do you expect to leave?
10:11Why, at your convenience, of course.
10:14Well, I'm ready to go right now, baby.
10:18Uh, what is the address, please?
10:22Hmm, well, I'll be right over. Goodbye.
10:25Goodbye.
10:34That's enough.
10:35...
10:51...
11:18Butch, what are you doing here?
11:20I took a vacation.
11:21Oh, why did you make a break?
11:23You know they'll get you.
11:24I got an account to settle.
11:26One of the gangs double-crossed you?
11:28No.
11:29A couple of mugs opened their troughs too wide.
11:31So what?
11:32I know how to shut them up.
11:35What are you going to do, Butch?
11:37I'm going to search this town from end to end until I find them.
11:40Oh, but, Butch, you can't stay here.
11:43This is the first place the bulls will look for you.
11:45There they are now.
11:46Quick, down the fire escape.
11:48Go on.
11:48Not a chance.
11:49They'll probably get the place surrounded.
11:51All right, then hide in here.
11:52And if the worst comes to the worst, you can shoot the way out.
11:55All right, then get my gun.
11:57In the trunk.
11:58Come on.
11:58Come on.
12:26Come on.
12:36How do you do?
12:38We're the gentlemen you're going east with.
12:40Oh, won't you come in?
12:42Oh, thank you.
12:44Uh, flowers for you.
12:46I'm Mr. Hart.
13:04As I was saying, I'm Mr. Hart.
13:07This is my friend, Mr. Lowry.
13:08Oh, how do you do?
13:10Well, are we all ready to go?
13:11Well, I was, but...
13:13Well, you haven't changed your mind, have you?
13:15Oh, no, no.
13:16But you see, a friend of mine just dropped in,
13:19and he's awfully anxious to leave town.
13:21And, well, I was wondering if, uh,
13:25if you could possibly make room for him.
13:27Oh, why, certainly.
13:30The more, the merrier.
13:32Oh, that's awfully nice of you.
13:34Why, he'll just be tickled to death.
13:36Well, don't be long, because we've got to get going.
13:39What's your hurry?
13:40We've got to get out of town as fast as we can.
13:43You see, a fella, he told us that if he ever caught up with us,
13:47he was going to break off our legs
13:48and was going to tie him around our necks.
13:54Didn't he?
13:55Hmm, don't you worry.
13:58With my friend along, nobody would dare harm you.
14:01Oh, but you don't know this other fella.
14:04Oh, yeah?
14:05Well, you don't know my friend.
14:07If you'll just sit down, I'll have him come on and meet you.
14:10Stanley.
14:12Sit down, Stanley.
14:15It's okay, Butch.
14:16You can come out.
14:17Who was it?
14:18Some friends of mine.
14:20I want you to meet them.
14:21Okay, open the trunk.
14:23All right.
14:25Hurry up.
14:26I'm choking in here.
14:28But, Butch, it's locked.
14:30Well, unlock it.
14:31Oh, well, I can't.
14:33I haven't got the key.
14:34Well, ain't that so well,
14:37you dumb clock.
14:38Oh, take it easy.
14:42Do you happen to have any keys?
14:44Keys?
14:45Yes.
14:45My friend got locked in the trunk and he can't get out.
14:48Locked in the trunk?
14:49Yes.
14:49Well, you see, he was packing and he accidentally fell in.
14:53It could happen.
14:55Maybe you could help me open it.
14:58Show us the trunk and we'll have it open in a jiffy.
15:00Right in here.
15:01You bet.
15:04Get me out of here.
15:05I can't breathe.
15:07Now, take it easy.
15:07My friends are going to help you out.
15:13It's locked.
15:14Of course it's locked.
15:16That's why he can't get out.
15:18There's only one way to get it open
15:19and that's to break the lock.
15:21Have you got a helmet?
15:21Sure.
15:22Here's some tools.
15:23Help yourself.
15:25Just be a minute now.
15:29Hey!
15:31Cut that out!
15:33Oh, May?
15:34Yes?
15:34Slip over and get Jerry.
15:36He'll open it.
15:37Okay, kid.
15:39Now, don't go away.
15:40I'll be right back.
15:43Is there something we can do to help you?
15:46Can we get you a sandwich or something?
15:49Sandwich is nothing.
15:50There's no air in here.
15:52I'm joking to death.
15:54It is locked, isn't it?
15:56Sure is.
16:03How's that?
16:05Holes what?
16:06That's no good.
16:08What we'll have to do is bore some holes in the trunk.
16:10That's a good idea.
16:13What?
16:14Wait there.
16:15We're going to bore some holes in the trunk.
16:31Now, what are you trying to do?
16:34Whoa.
16:35Why don't you be careful?
16:37Well, I didn't know his head was on that end.
16:42Now, put a hole in there.
16:50Wait a minute.
16:51Hey, Willa!
16:59How was that?
17:00Fine.
17:02Go ahead.
17:04Go ahead.
17:09Are you getting any air?
17:11Well, it's getting better.
17:16Tuck!
17:17Wait a minute.
17:18I'll do the next one.
17:26Say, what's the big idea?
17:28Where's Butch?
17:30Wouldn't you like to know?
17:31Come on.
17:32Hey, listen.
17:32Where do you think you're taking me?
17:53Hey!
17:54Hey!
17:56What is it?
17:58Listen, fellas.
17:59I got an easier way to get me out of here.
18:02What is your suggestion?
18:04Get the blowtorch and melt the lock off.
18:08That's a good idea.
18:10Get the blowtorch.
18:30What's happened?
18:31I'm on fire!
18:33Get the water and put it out!
18:35Hurry up!
18:36Hurry up!
18:37I'm burning out!
18:38Hurry up!
18:40Hurry up!
18:42She's letting the water!
18:45Hurry up now!
18:47Oh, wait, I'm burning out!
18:51Just stay with it!
18:52It won't be long now!
18:53Hurry up!
18:56I'm burning out!
19:02Let's go!
19:16Is the fire on good?
19:20Okay, we'll turn it off!
19:33Oh!
19:48So!
19:54Parker!
19:55Parker!
19:56Oh, my God!
19:57Oh, my God!
20:14Get away, I'll get!
20:15I'll get it!
20:17I'll get it!
20:18I'll get it!
20:18I'll get it!
20:29Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
20:34Well, I couldn't help it.
20:35You told me I would use your price if you were a terrible amount.
20:39Come on, love. Come on, love.
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