00:05The End
00:46We're going to have a great big juicy steak with mushroom sauce, strawberry with the whipped cream
00:55mixed down in the bottom of it, a cup of coffee and a big black cigar. Any nuts? You would
01:04want nuts.
01:05Well, certainly you're going to have nuts and you're going to...
01:08Oh, good evening, Mr. Harvey.
01:10Good evening, Mrs. Kennedy. This is my friend, Mrs. Kennedy.
01:16Good evening.
01:21I brought him home together, Mrs. Kennedy.
01:23Oh, how lovely of you, Mr. Harvey.
01:27How is Mr. Kennedy, Mrs. Kennedy?
01:29Oh, he's very well, thank you, Mr. Hardy.
01:33Is Mr. Kennedy home, Mrs. Kennedy?
01:35Not yet, Mr. Hardy. I must be going. Good night, Mr. Hardy.
01:40Good night, Mrs. Kennedy.
01:44That was Mrs. Kennedy.
01:48Well, what's the matter?
01:51I was wondering who it was.
01:54You just waited. You meet Mrs. Hardy.
01:57Mmm.
01:58She's a great scout.
02:01And won't she be surprised to meet you?
02:04She will be surprised, won't she?
02:07Now, don't make a sound and tiptoe in and surprise us.
02:11Good move.
02:24Yoo-hoo!
02:30Yoo-hoo!
02:33What do you mean, Yoo-hoo?
02:42Are we in the right apartment?
02:44Oh, sure.
02:45She's a great scout.
02:47You've got to know her to understand her.
02:51Honey, I've got a nice surprise for you.
02:58You've heard me speak about Stan, haven't you?
03:01Yes.
03:02That's him.
03:05Well, what about it?
03:06Well, we were down playing a little game school this afternoon
03:10and he got hungry.
03:13And I told him about those big steaks that you cooked
03:15and the strawberry souffle with the whipped cream beat up in it
03:21and that good coffee you made and some nuts.
03:26Oh, I forgot to tell you.
03:28He likes nuts.
03:29Oh, he does.
03:31Well, isn't that lovely?
03:32Then I told him if he'd come up, you'd be glad to fix something.
03:35Oh, you did?
03:36Well, get a load of this, big boy.
03:38I'm sick and tired of cooking for you
03:40and all the bums that you happen to bring up here for dinner.
03:43And I'm not going to do it any longer.
03:45If you think for the moment that all I'm going to do
03:47is stay in that kitchen, leave over that much stove.
03:50I don't care what I told you.
03:52I'm telling you now that I'm not going to do it any more.
03:55This is my birthday.
03:55This boy is a friend of mine.
03:57I've known him for five years.
03:58I don't care if you've known him for 105 years.
04:01I'm not going to cook.
04:02And you're not going to make a slave out of me
04:04for all the bums that you want to bring up here for dinner.
04:07You're not buying.
04:08No, you've done it.
04:09You're on the money and I do the cooking.
04:11That's all I do.
04:12And besides that, what else do I do?
04:14All you do is my food.
04:16And all you keep up with it.
04:18I'm not buying anything.
04:20I'm just telling you something that I'm not going to do it any more.
04:23I'm all set up.
04:26Gosh, I can't get a word and edge wave of you two.
04:29Now, I've listened to you.
04:30You listen to me.
04:32I'm simply sick and tired.
04:34I'm not going to stand it any longer.
04:36My mother told me that you'd make a slave out of me
04:38and keep me in this house till morning all night.
04:41And I'm actually sick and tired of you.
04:42And I'm not going to do it any more.
04:44If you think in one minute
04:46that I'm going to go in that kitchen
04:48and talk to you and talk to you,
04:50I'm just saying you're not going to do it.
04:52Not just as well.
04:54Not as well.
04:55No, it's not.
04:56Because if I'm not going to do it,
04:57I'm not going to...
05:02What do you mean by saying this
05:03when I'm going to talk to you?
05:05You!
05:06You!
05:07You think soot!
05:08Now, I'm going home to my mother.
05:09That's all.
05:10I'm getting sick and tired of it.
05:11I'm not going to stand any longer.
05:12Do you hear me?
05:12I'm going home to my mother.
05:14Right here.
05:15She told me what you do.
05:16She told me you were no good.
05:18Yes, you were absolutely no good.
05:19And this time, let me tell you something.
05:21I'm through.
05:22You get me through?
05:23And I'm going to stay put.
05:29And it's like nothing.
05:31Why, you look like a peanut.
05:45Well, I guess we don't eat.
05:47Oh, yes, we do eat.
05:49I'll cook you a meal like you've never eaten.
05:55You don't cook my meals for me.
05:58One thing about me, I'm absolutely independent.
06:01I was surprised.
06:02I have cooked before.
06:07Why don't you do something to help me?
06:11What can I do?
06:12That's the table.
06:13That's simple.
06:15You don't have to use any brains for that.
06:36No hands off of that.
06:38Go in the kitchen and light the oven.
06:41And take your feet up.
06:44And take your hat off.
06:46Now go in and light the oven.
07:17You're going back.
07:19Yes, I'll light it.
07:22You pick the table.
07:44Why don't you be careful?
07:46You might have blown the whole house up.
08:10You know there's a right and wrong way to do everything.
08:37I'm sorry I brought you here.
08:39Too dumb enough?
08:41Why, what in the world ever happened, Mr. Harvey?
08:45Well, I was cooking dinner for my friend and I.
08:49And we had a slight accident.
08:52Oh, you poor, dear boy.
08:54Maybe there's something I could do to help you.
08:57Well, that's awfully good of you, Mrs. Kennedy.
08:59Why, it would be a pleasure, Mr. Hardy.
09:02You sure I'm not imposing Mrs. Kennedy?
09:05Oh, not at all, Mr. Hardy.
09:09Thank you, Mrs. Kennedy.
09:14What's that, Mrs. Kennedy?
09:15Oh, shut up.
09:24Come here.
09:25You to come.
09:27Turn the muito better.
09:29Let's do this.
09:31Pull it!
09:31Er, if you've got the light to return!
09:32Sit down!
09:32Put me off!
09:33Mr. George!
09:34Keep it down!
09:35You're set, please look me!
09:36Take that!
09:37Turn it!
09:38Put it, put it, put it, put it.
09:40Help!
09:41Don't look out!
09:42Look out!
09:43Oh, my God!
09:44Oh, my God!
09:45Oh, my God!
09:53No, Mr. Hardy.
09:55You'd like to frighten me to death.
09:57I'm awfully sorry that happened, Mrs. Kennedy.
09:59Oh, that's all right, Mr. Hardy.
10:01Hospitality will happen.
10:02You're right, Mrs. Kennedy.
10:04It won't take me for a minute to get on another dress, Mr. Hardy.
10:07You sure I can't help you, Mrs. Kennedy?
10:09Oh, no, thank you, Mr. Hardy.
10:16I can't.
10:17If he sees me here like this, he'll kill all of us.
10:19What do I do?
10:21Do?
10:22Why, we'll tell him the truth.
10:24The whole truth.
10:26And nothing but the truth.
10:28Absolutely.
10:29Pardon me.
10:37My wife.
10:38What do we do?
10:39Tell her the truth.
10:40Oh, shut up.
10:41We've got to get out of this.
10:42I'm going to get right in here.
10:43I don't know where to go.
10:44Who can take off that door?
10:46Who's in the truth?
10:47Who's in the truth?
10:48Who's in the truth?
10:49Who's in the truth?
10:50No, not you.
10:51Get up, Mrs. Kennedy.
10:52Who's the guy in here, Mrs. Kennedy?
10:53Now, keep your head down.
10:57Oh, puzzled.
10:59What do you mean, puzzled?
11:02Oh, don't be cross.
11:03I'm sorry for what happened.
11:04And I'll fix down a nice dinner.
11:06Look.
11:07I brought him some nuts.
11:10No, Barbara.
11:12We are through.
11:14Oh, but what do you mean?
11:15I mean that you've broken the camel's back once too often.
11:19Oh.
11:20My trunk is packed.
11:21And I'm leaving for South America tonight.
11:24To do big things.
11:27Oh.
11:27Oh, but Oliver.
11:29And I'm burning my bridges behind me.
11:32Oh.
11:33Oh.
11:36Burning your what?
11:38Burning my bridges.
11:41Oh, I thought you said bridges.
11:44Oh.
11:45Oh, but Oliver, why are you leaving me?
11:48Because my friend advised me to go.
11:52Come stand.
11:54Oh.
12:00Just a minute.
12:03You wolf in sheep's clothing.
12:08It's men about town like you that cause all the trouble between man and wife.
12:12What do you mean by taking this poor little innocent to South America
12:17and advising him to burn his bridges when he never even started a fire in his life?
12:24I'm talking to you.
12:26Come on.
12:26Answer me.
12:27What do you mean?
12:27Well, come on.
12:28What do you mean?
12:29Can't you answer?
12:30Oh.
12:31You thrust me, would you?
12:32Oh, you wouldn't.
12:33That boy wasn't going to hit you.
12:35Please, please.
12:35You thrust me.
12:35He wasn't going to hit you.
12:36No, he wasn't.
12:38Wait a minute, girl.
12:39Wait a minute, girl.
12:52Hey!
12:53What's going on here?
12:54Oh!
12:55Oh, there's no words.
12:56He's picking up my happy home.
12:57And he's taking my elevator to South America.
13:00And I'm on the same way.
13:01I won't.
13:02I just won't, girl.
13:04I won't.
13:05I just won't.
13:05I won't.
13:10Well, you're the little home-breaker, are you?
13:15Hey, I want to tell you something.
13:18Hey, this goes for you, too, big boy.
13:21If any guy ever tried to break up my home,
13:30I'd cut his throat.
13:31Well, I think I'll have to be going, Mr.
13:35Hey, wait a minute.
13:38Put that down.
13:45Oh, you're moving in the case, huh?
13:47Oh, Mrs. Harding.
13:49I've never figured I wanted to get away at the punch.
13:53Come out, Mr.
13:54Ah, Mrs. Harding.
14:02No, no, no, no, no.
14:04Stop that quiet.
14:05Stop that quiet.
14:06Now, I'm going to take the boys outside and eat my good talking to them.
14:11And you go out and catch them and finish up a nice little supper.
14:14I'll have them back here in five minutes for you.
14:17Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Kennedy.
14:20That's perfectly all right, Mrs. Harding.
14:24Hey, here, here.
14:26You bozos, take this trunk and put it over in my apartment.
14:31I'll have to get out of here!
14:32Oh, thank you so much!
14:35What will you do?
14:42Let's get out of here.
14:43Oh, thank you!
14:44Oh, thank you!
14:52Oh, thank you!
14:57for you fellas that my wife isn't home.
15:02Say, listen.
15:03Listen, now.
15:04If you fellas have got to take chances,
15:06you've got to be more careful.
15:09The big thing is
15:10you're just as far away from your wife as you can.
15:18You fellas should go out on my beach with me some night
15:21to thoroughly appreciate my technique.
15:26Now, come on. We'll go over to the wife.
15:29And I'll take him, let that clunk out of the trunk,
15:32and nobody will be any the wiser.
15:39Come on. You know, we've married men.
15:41We've got to stick together.
15:48Well, here they are, Mrs. Hardy.
15:50I brought them back, just like I promised.
15:52You know, I'm going to go.
15:54Oh, I'll never forget you, Mr. Kennedy.
15:56Oh, that's perfectly all right, Mrs. Hardy.
15:58Now, listen. Anytime you want peace, quiet,
16:02just give me a call.
16:07Now we're going to celebrate,
16:08and I've fixed your favorite dish for you.
16:11Oliver, you sit here.
16:12And Stan, you sit over there.
16:17Come to Papa.
16:19Now, Stan, you serve the spaghetti while it's good and hot.
16:22And I'll pour the coffee.
16:23And Oliver loves his coffee with his dinner.
16:37Oh, Oliver, don't do that.
16:40You know, accidents will happen.
16:41Yes, I know that.
16:51Your dickie bird is waiting.
17:08Oh, little Ditty Bird is waiting.
17:17Well, you don't, you don't understand it, dear.
17:21I'm a crook, am I?
17:23Oh, dear.
17:24Oh, dear.
17:27Well, listen, you get a bit of my technique, dearie.
17:41Now, Oliver, you sit right down.
17:44That doesn't concern you in the least.
18:21Excuse me.
18:42No!
18:44No!
18:45No!
18:46No!
18:48No!
18:49No!
18:50No!
18:59No!
19:01No!
19:06No!
19:16No!
19:20No!
19:24Oh, my goodness!
19:43Oh, my goodness!
19:46Oh, my goodness!
19:46Oh, my goodness!
19:56Quit your crying!
20:00Close your eyes!
20:02Shut them!
20:34Good night, Mr. Hardy.
20:37Good night, Mr. Hardy.
20:38Good night.
20:51Good night.
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