00:07The End
00:50Are you going to eat your pie?
00:53I have a little more.
00:55You've had two pieces of pie.
00:57Incidentally, when are you going to pay me for your board and room?
01:00I gave it to him.
01:03What did you give it to him for?
01:05Well, he said he was boss, and I didn't know.
01:07Oh, he did, huh?
01:14Don't get sore, honey.
01:16I was only kidding.
01:20And from now on, you pay me for your board.
01:25Well, we've got to be running along.
01:27Come on, Stanley.
01:28Goodbye, honey.
01:29Goodbye.
01:31Where do you think you're going?
01:33Well, we're going to the ball game.
01:37You're going to the ball game?
01:40Well, certainly.
01:41We businessmen have to relax sometime, don't we, Stanley?
01:44We certainly do.
01:45Well, if you want to relax, you can stay home and wash these dishes.
01:48What do you mean, wash the dishes?
01:50Yeah, what would his friends think?
01:52You keep out of this.
01:57You'll stay home.
01:58Come on, the dishes.
01:59Well, I'll be seeing you.
02:01Oh, no, you don't.
02:02If I've got to stay here and wash the dishes, he's going to dry them.
02:06I don't care who does what.
02:09But you're not leaving me here and washing all these dishes alone.
02:11I'm telling you that right now.
02:13Well, after we get through, then can we go to the ball game?
02:16You can do what you like.
02:19Thank you, honey.
02:20Uh, Mrs. Hardy, if...
02:29Get me the dish, man.
02:33Get me the dish, man.
02:37Over there.
02:48Get me the soap, man.
02:59And don't forget to rinse them off.
03:22Get out of the way.
03:37Get out of the way.
04:07Pull out that boy.
05:22Don't keep handing them to me.
05:24When you get it dry, put it in a nice dry place.
05:42Now we are getting some place.
05:56If you open the cupboard, I'll put those away.
06:06Do you see who that is?
06:15Is Mr. Hardley home?
06:17Yes, sir, but he's not in.
06:28What's the matter with you?
06:29Too lazy to answer the door?
06:36Oh, good afternoon, Mr. Finlayson.
06:38Good afternoon.
06:44What's the idea?
06:45I'm here to collect the payment on the furniture.
06:47Why, it was paid yesterday.
06:49Steady, woman.
06:50Not to me it wasn't.
06:53Oliver?
06:54Yes, sir?
06:54Oliver?
06:55Yes, lady?
06:56I'm coming.
06:56There must be some mistake.
06:58Oliver, did I or did I not give you the money to pay on the furniture?
07:02You certainly did.
07:03Then why wasn't it paid?
07:05Well, I gave it to him to pay it for me.
07:07Then what did you do with it?
07:10I gave it back to him.
07:11You gave it to me?
07:13Yeah, I gave it to you to pay my room and board.
07:15Then you gave it to her.
07:18Recommender?
07:19Do you mean to say that the money that he gave to you, that you gave to him, that he
07:24gave to me, was the same money that I gave to him to pay him?
07:28Well, if that was the money that you gave to him to give to me to pay to him, it
07:33must have been the money that I gave him to give to you to pay my rent, didn't I?
07:39Mr. Finlayson, I owe you an apology.
07:42I'm 37 dollars.
07:43Then this money must belong to you.
07:46And the next time, I want my payment without any detour.
07:50He gave it to you, and you gave it to him, and who gave it to what?
07:54Why, you're all nuts!
07:59You big dumb bell, I can't trust you to do a thing.
08:03And as for you, I have a good mind to throw you out.
08:06You can't do it.
08:07I can't do it?
08:09No, because I paid my room and board in advance, and I gave it to him.
08:12What do you mean you gave it to me?
08:15That was the money that she gave to me, and I gave it to you to give to him.
08:21Then you gave it back to me, and I had to give it to her to give to him.
08:27Was that the money that she gave to him that I gave to you to give to...
08:31Why, certainly.
08:32Well, if she wants to give it to him, that's her business.
08:35No use you and I arguing about it.
08:37Oh, cut it out, cut it out.
08:43What humiliation.
08:45Creditors hounding me at my very fireside.
08:50You know what?
08:51What?
08:52I've got an idea.
08:54Well, let's hear it.
08:56How much money have you and your wife got in the bank?
08:59Well, if it's any of your business, we have a joint account of $300.
09:05Why?
09:06Why don't you draw the money out of the bank, pay off the furniture, and own it outright?
09:13You wouldn't have any interest to pay, and you wouldn't have any hounds in your fireplace.
09:21That's a good idea.
09:23I'm glad you liked it.
09:25Oh, honey!
09:26What is it?
09:31Stanley's got a great idea.
09:33What now?
09:33Well, he said that we should draw our money out of the bank and pay the furniture off.
09:38We'll do nothing of the kind.
09:41That money stays right where it is.
09:44Listen, Tumbleweed.
09:45From now on, you mind your own business.
09:48Huh.
09:48Draw the money out of the bank, the very idea.
09:52I've come to the conclusion you haven't an ounce of brains.
10:00Are you going to let her talk to you like that?
10:02I certainly am not.
10:04I don't blame you.
10:06Why, she talks to you like water off a duck's back.
10:09If she was my wife, I'd draw her out of the bank and I'd go and buy some furniture.
10:16Stanley, you're absolutely right.
10:20I'll let her.
10:22Come on.
10:28Do you know where the bank is?
10:29Why, certainly.
10:44$300.
10:46That's a lot of money.
10:47It sure is.
10:48Why, listen, ladies and gentlemen.
10:50This beautiful antique grandfather's block is worth $3,500 of anybody's money.
10:54And you're asking me to keep it away.
10:56And you're asking me to keep it away for $150?
10:58$150.
11:00$150.
11:00$155.
11:01Thank you so you'll never regret that big.
11:03$155.
11:04$155 for the beautiful old antique.
11:06At last we get something for nothing.
11:08$160.
11:09$160.
11:10Do I hear any more?
11:12$160 for this beautiful antique clock.
11:15Oh, gentlemen, step right up forward.
11:17We're giving things away today.
11:19Come, come.
11:19There's many seats right down front here.
11:21$200.
11:22Folks, don't let me sell this beautiful clock for $200.
11:25$200 once.
11:27$205.
11:28$205.
11:29$205.
11:30$210.
11:30$210.
11:32$225.
11:33$225.
11:34$230.
11:35$230.
11:36$230.
11:37$230 once.
11:38Just a minute.
11:38All right, lady.
11:39Take your time.
11:40Please, sir, will you do me a favor?
11:42My heart is set on having that clock.
11:44And I find I've left my money at home.
11:46Will you keep the bidding open until I go home and get it?
11:48Don't let anyone have it under any consideration.
11:51And I'll pay you well for your trouble.
11:53My dear madam, being a true southerner, chivalry is my middle name to say nothing of the hospitality.
12:00$230 I'm bid.
12:02Do I hear any more?
12:03$230.
12:04$230.
12:05$230.
12:07$235.
12:08Thank you so much.
12:08I'll be back in a minute.
12:10$235 once.
12:11$235 once.
12:13Third and last call.
12:15$240.
12:16$240.
12:18$240.
12:18$240.
12:19Do I hear any more?
12:20$240.
12:22$240.
12:22$240.
12:23$240.
12:26$250.
12:27$250.
12:30$255.
12:31$255.
12:32$250.
12:32$260.
12:34$260.
12:35$265.
12:37$265.
12:37$260.
12:38$270.
12:39$270.
12:39$270.
12:41What are you bidding against me for?
12:43Well, you're bidding against me.
12:45$275.
12:47$280.
12:48$280.
12:48$280.
12:49$285.
12:50$285.
12:51$290.
12:53$290.
12:54$290.
12:54Sold to the jolly gentleman on my left for $290.
13:04Well, folks, that concludes the sale for today.
13:12Hey, you.
13:15Come and pay your money and take your clock out of here.
13:17I want to get home.
13:19Pardon me just a moment.
13:22I beg your pardon, sir, but you don't understand.
13:25You see, I wasn't bidding for myself.
13:27I was bidding for a lady, and she went home to get her money.
13:30Oh, yeah?
13:31Well, you did the bidding, and you'll do the paying.
13:34Oh, boss.
13:35Yes?
13:37What is it?
13:38This fellow bought a clock and won't pay for it.
13:40Oh, is that so?
13:41Well, we've got a way of...
13:43Oh!
13:44I'll handle this.
13:45I've had trouble with these birds before.
13:46Now, you pay this money what you bid, or I'll call the cops.
13:56You take that clock and get out of here!
13:58You gave it to him, and he gave it to me, and I give...
14:01Get out!
14:02Go!
14:03He gave it to him, and...
14:05Get out of here!
14:06Get out!
14:06Good morning.
14:07Good morning, Mrs. Hardy.
14:08I wonder if you'd do a favor for me.
14:10You know, I have a joint account with my husband, and I'd like you to fix it so that nobody
14:13else can draw the money out but me.
14:15I'd be glad to do it for you, Mrs. Hardy.
14:17That's...
14:17But your husband was here a short while ago.
14:19That's very nice.
14:21What?
14:22Did he take the money?
14:24Yes, ma'am.
14:24All of it.
14:25He closed the account.
14:36Hey, Ollie.
14:37What?
14:38Let's put it down a minute.
14:44Hey!
14:47Hey!
14:48Hey!
14:48Hey!
14:49Hey!
15:07Oh, Mr. Finlayson.
15:09Yes?
15:09Have you seen my husband?
15:10He was here a while ago.
15:12Oh, thank goodness for that.
15:13Did he pay you for the furniture?
15:15He did not.
15:16Then what was he doing here?
15:17He bought himself a grandfather's clock.
15:20A clock?
15:21What for?
15:22For $290.
15:23That's what for.
15:24That's what for.
15:33Well, here's another nice kettle of fish you've pickled me in.
15:38What are you going to tell her about the clock?
15:40I'm gonna tell her nothing.
15:42I'll keep everything in the dark.
15:44I'll keep everything in the dark.
15:44And if you'll keep your mouth shut, nobody will be any the wiser.
15:54Hello, honey.
15:57Well, what's the matter?
15:59Where's that clock?
16:00What clock?
16:02The clock you paid $290 for.
16:05Why, that's ridiculous.
16:07Where would I get $290?
16:10Where's that clock?
16:12I don't know.
16:13He said he was going to keep it in the dark.
16:15And if I didn't keep my mouth shut, then nobody would be any the wiser.
16:20Oh!
16:22Now, why didn't you keep your trap shut?
16:35Give me that chair.
16:39What are you gonna do, cook something?
16:41Yes.
16:42I'm going to cook his goose.
16:47I'm taking my money out of the bank.
16:49I'll give him clocks.
17:08You can go right in.
17:09The second room on the right corridor.
17:14Oh, good morning, Mr. Laurel.
17:15Good morning, Mrs. Nurse.
17:17How's Mr. Hardy?
17:18Why, I believe he's convalescing.
17:20All right.
17:20I'll wait till he gets through.
17:22I'll sit over here now.
17:23I'll see.
17:26Good morning.
17:37Good morning.
17:52Good morning, Mrs.
17:54Well, Miss Goodall, get Mr. Laurel on the phone, having him down here at once.
17:58Why, Doctor, that's Mr. Laurel there.
18:00Oh, good. We need you. Right this way.
18:07Mr. Laurel, I regret to inform you that Mr. Hardy's had a relapse,
18:11and I find it necessary to give him a blood transfusion.
18:14Now, Mr. Hardy has suggested that you, being his best friend,
18:18would be pleased to let us take the blood from you. How do you mean?
18:20Oh, it's simple. We take some of your blood and transfer it to Mr. Hardy
18:26to give him strength and make him well.
18:29Who do you think I am, a bloodworm?
18:31Nurse? Yes, sir.
18:32Take Mr. Laurel upstairs, preparing for the operation.
18:34Yes, sir. Right this way, Mr. Laurel.
18:36Do I have to take me a hectopile?
18:40Ready, nurse? Ready, Doctor.
18:49Open the valve.
18:52Oh, Doctor, look.
18:54Close the valve, quickly.
18:55Oh, it won't work, Doctor.
18:57It must work. Try it again.
18:59Oh.
18:59Oh.
19:00Oh.
19:00Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:02Get the doctor.
19:05Oh, Doctor, that Laurel and Hardy case.
19:07What's the matter?
19:08Mr. Laurel has passed out, sir.
19:10I'm afraid we've taken too much of his blood.
19:11Well, reverse the operation.
19:13Take some blood from Mr. Hardy and give it to Mr. Laurel.
19:15But that'll get them all mixed up, sir.
19:17What difference does it make? Do as I tell you.
19:19Yes, sir.
19:20Come to me for everything.
19:33Come on!
19:50Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
19:55Well, I could doubt that the doctor sent me upstairs to get a bloody infusion.
20:00I look like you now and you look like me and I don't want to do it.
20:04Shut up and come on.
20:09Oh, good-bye, Mr. Hardy.
20:12Good-bye.
20:14And good-bye, Mr. Laurel.
20:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:19Good-bye, my dear madam.
20:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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