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The Midnight Patrol (1933) is a timeless classic comedy short film packed with hilarious moments, chaotic adventures, and unforgettable vintage humor. Set during the golden age of cinema, this black and white comedy delivers entertaining performances and classic slapstick comedy that continues to charm audiences decades later.

Perfect for fans of old Hollywood films, vintage comedy classics, and early cinema entertainment, this legendary short movie captures the fun spirit of classic filmmaking and timeless humor.

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01:34Car 13.
01:36That's us.
01:37Calling car 13.
01:40I thought he said 13.
01:42Shut up.
01:43Look out, boys. Somebody's stealing your spare tire.
01:47That is all.
01:53Say who it is.
02:00Go ahead.
02:06Look out, Hank.
02:09If you come back here again, I'll arrest you.
02:13Who will?
02:16Uh, we will.
02:18Oh, is that so?
02:21Yes.
02:22Let's go.
02:23Let's go.
02:23Let's go.
02:25Let's go.
02:25Let's go.
02:45Let's go.
02:45Car 13.
02:47Go to 24 Walnut Avenue.
02:50Men trying to break in the house.
02:53Hurry, boys.
02:54That is all.
02:55Let's go.
02:55Come on, boys.
02:55Come on.
02:56Come on, boys.
02:59We're here.
03:09You go.
03:09Oh!
03:23Come on, boys.
03:25Maybe we're out of gas.
03:28Mind your own business.
03:44What happened?
03:45We're not out of gas.
04:01What's the address?
04:05Go and telephone headquarters and find out and hurry up.
04:09Oh!
04:51Go and find another phone.
04:54Well, where am I?
04:55Oh!
05:29Yes, sir.
05:30May I use your telephone?
05:32Why, certainly.
05:33Thanks very much.
05:34It's a good thing you came back to open up your store.
05:37My store?
05:38Oh, yes.
05:39Yes, yes.
05:39Good thing.
05:40I couldn't find the telephone anyplace.
05:42How often?
05:43Wasn't it, though?
05:44It was.
05:44Don't let me interrupt you.
05:45You go ahead with your will.
05:46I won't be a minute.
05:47Thanks.
05:52Hello.
05:52Headquarters?
05:55Headqu...
05:57Pardon me.
05:58Would you mind waiting a minute till I get this call?
06:01Excuse me.
06:02Perfectly all right.
06:03This is Officer Laurel speaking.
06:05Yeah.
06:06Officer Hardy forgot the address to the last call.
06:1024 Walnut Avenue.
06:12Twenty...
06:12Just a minute till I put that down.
06:14You can go ahead now.
06:16I've got it.
06:16Thanks.
06:17I've got it.
06:24Thanks very much.
06:29What's the matter?
06:30Did you lose the combination?
06:31Yeah.
06:33They...
06:33They're chopped too open, aren't they?
06:35Very.
06:41Do you think you tried underneath here, Michael?
06:44I have tried in there.
06:53Did you get the address?
06:54Yes.
06:55Well, come on.
07:01What's going on here?
07:04Oh, so that's your little game, is it?
07:06Well, I'll fix you for that.
07:10And I'll teach you a lesson.
07:22Thanks.
07:28Sign here.
07:38Appear Tuesday.
07:40I can't appear Tuesday.
07:42Why?
07:43Well, I...
07:44I've got to have me hair cut.
07:48Well, how about Wednesday?
07:50Wednesday?
07:50Wait a minute.
07:52Wednesday.
07:54Wednesday.
07:55Well, I can't make it Wednesday.
07:57Thursday I'll be out of town.
07:59Well, when can you appear?
08:02How about Monday?
08:04Monday's okay.
08:05Well, we can't be there Monday.
08:06Why?
08:07It's our day off.
08:08Why, we were off last Monday.
08:10I beg your pardon.
08:11We haven't been off since...
08:12Why, we went to the beach last Monday.
08:14I beg your pardon.
08:15Hey, listen, listen.
08:16I wish you birds would make up your mind.
08:19I can't stand here listening to you argue all night.
08:21I've got my work to attend to.
08:24Make up your minds one way or the other, or we'll call the whole thing off.
08:29I don't want to interfere with your business.
08:32How would a week from Tuesday be?
08:34That suits me fine.
08:35Now, you won't disappoint us.
08:37On my honor.
08:39Goodbye, pal.
08:40Goodbye.
08:41See you Tuesday.
08:42Okay.
08:43Goodbye.
08:44Goodbye.
08:45Don't forget Tuesday.
08:47I won't.
08:49What's the address?
08:51Oh, yes.
09:12What are you looking for?
09:13I'm looking for the address.
09:15What did you do with it?
09:17Well, I wrote it on here and somebody's stolen the street.
09:26Somebody's stolen the street.
09:28Hello, headquarters.
09:29Officer Hardy.
09:36Hey, pal.
09:38Will you give me a little push?
09:43Come on.
09:44Thanks, pal.
09:45Get out of there.
09:46Come on.
09:47Now.
09:48Just for that, just for trying to steal our car, you'll appear tomorrow.
09:52Yes, for sure.
09:52Never mind.
09:53Not another way.
09:54Get out of here.
09:55The idea.
09:56Come on, get in.
09:57What was that address?
09:5724 more minutes.
09:59Right.
10:00Get right out of here.
10:33We're just in the nick of time.
10:35What time is it?
10:36What time is it?
10:37Get out.
10:38Go on.
10:51Go ahead.
10:53Go ahead.
10:55Go ahead.
10:57Go on.
10:59Hurry.
11:24Where have you been?
11:26I've been flying for the last hour to get into my own house.
11:29I'm sorry, sir. Me and the cook just been out for a little walk.
11:32Well, don't let it happen again.
11:34You'll go out for a little walk and you'll stay out.
11:49Don't knock.
11:51Well, I think it's locked.
11:52What do you mean you think it's locked?
11:55Now we've got to find some other avenue of entrance.
11:58Come on.
12:24No!
12:26Shh! Don't shush me.
12:31Let's try the front door and be careful.
12:48There's no use wasting any more time.
12:50We'll break in the door and surprise him.
12:52That's a good idea.
12:54Let's go back ten paces and get a good run at it.
12:57Fine.
13:00One, two, three, four, five, five, six, seven, seven, eight, nine, nine,
13:50come here.
13:58What?
14:00Get a hold of that bench.
14:03What for?
14:04We'll use it as a battering ram.
14:22What?
14:43Now, now let's swing it and get a good start.
14:46One, two, three!
15:25Don't stop me!
15:27Don't stop me!
15:29Don't stop me looking ugly!
16:12Come here!
16:13Come here!
16:17Sit down.
16:30Shhh! Shhh!
16:35Will you do me a favor?
16:37What?
16:39Let me do this my way once.
16:46Now, when I count three, we go that way, not this way.
17:10In case you forget which way to go.
17:22Now, one, two, three!
17:30Now, one, two, three!
17:32Now, one, two, three!
17:39Now, one, two, three!
18:00Now, one, three, two, three!
18:12Now, one, two, three!
18:17Now, one, two, three!
18:27There's your man, Sergeant.
18:28Good work, boy.
18:30We ought to be promoted for this.
18:32More than likely.
18:33What's the charges?
18:35Rubbing a house without a license.
18:37Chief, chief, chief.
18:40The chief.
18:42Chief.
18:47Chief, Ramsbottom.
18:56Chief, Ramsbottom.
18:58Chief, Ramsbottom.
19:02Chief, Ramsbottom.
19:02Chief, Ramsbottom.
19:02Oh, Nurse Chief.
19:03We only started this morning.
19:28Send for the coroner.
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