00:12The End
00:53Oh, I think it's adorable. I'll take it.
00:56Well, I'm glad you like it. You see, it's the latest malt.
01:00Can you deliver it right away?
01:01Right away, madam.
01:03You see, it's my husband's birthday, and I want to surprise him.
01:07Oh, I understand. And the address, please.
01:101127 Walnut Avenue.
01:131127 Walnut Avenue.
01:27Oh, pardon me, Mr. Postman.
01:29Yes, sir.
01:31Could you tell me where 1127 Walnut Avenue is?
01:351127 Walnut Avenue?
01:36Yes, sir.
01:38That's the house up there, right on top of the stoop.
01:47That's the house up there, right on top of the stoop.
02:00Steady, Susie.
02:14Just a moment.
02:16This requires a little thought.
02:24Now ease it down on my back.
02:52Why don't you be careful?
02:56Come on.
03:01Now heave home.
03:16Now heave home.
03:23Now heave home.
03:25Now heave home.
03:28Now heave home.
03:33Now heave home.
03:34Now heave home.
03:35Now heave home.
03:36Now heave home.
03:36Now heave home.
03:36Now heave home.
03:36Now heave home.
03:37Now heave home.
03:39Now heave home.
03:41Now heave home.
03:42Now heave home.
03:44Now heave home.
03:59Let's go.
04:18Heave, hold!
04:20Heave, hold!
04:24Heave, hold!
04:26Heave, hold!
04:28Heave, hold!
04:33Would you gentlemen please let me care?
04:36Why, certainly, ma'am.
04:38Why, just a moment.
04:44Just a moment. Maybe I can help you.
04:45Oh boy.
04:53Why?
04:56I don't know.
04:58I don't know.
05:02I don't know.
05:22Of all the dumb things.
05:28Oh!
06:33And not only that, he kicked me.
06:35He kicked you?
06:36Yes, officer.
06:38Right in the middle of my daily duties.
06:41Oh, he kicked you, did he?
06:57Hey, you!
06:59What?
07:00Come here!
07:03Go down and see what he wants.
07:08You go down and see what he wants.
07:11Don't argue with me.
07:13Go see what the man wants.
07:15I'm not arguing.
07:29Go down and see what he wants.
07:46Go down and see what he wants.
08:00Don't want me.
08:02He wants the other monkey.
08:09You!
08:11Oh!
08:12Don't you go down and see what he wants.
08:13Go down and see what the man wants.
08:16Oh!
08:20Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, no!
08:58Hey, what do you mean by molesting that girl?
09:01Who, me?
09:03Yes, you.
09:04Why, I was just...
09:06Now, let that be a lesson to you.
09:11Are you going to stand for that?
09:12Say, listen. If he'd have said one more word to me, I would have...
09:20Now, let that be another lesson to you.
09:25Say, listen.
09:26Don't you think you're bounding over your steps?
09:30What do you mean, bounding over my steps?
09:33Why, he means overstepping your bounds.
09:36Oh.
09:40Now, let that be a lesson to you.
09:42Oh!
09:52East home, east home!
09:56East home, east home!
09:59Oh, me!
10:00Oh!
10:26Well?
10:27When are you two numbskulls going to take this thing out of the way?
10:32What's it to you?
10:34I should like to pass.
10:38Why don't you walk around?
10:40What, walk around?
10:41Me, Professor Theodore Bunch,
10:44Wassenhofer, M.D., A.D., D.D.S., F.L.D., F.F.F. and F.
10:51Should walk around?
10:53Get that thing out of my way!
10:54Get out of my way!
10:56Come on, get out of the way!
10:58Out of the way!
11:18Very lovely!
11:21I'll have you arrested for this!
11:24I'll have you thrown in jail!
11:26Take that off!
11:40I'll have you arrested!
11:43You're right!
11:48Come on!
11:50You're right there!
11:51Come on!
11:51You're right here!
11:54You're right here!
11:56Now you're right here!
11:56I can't make it.
11:57Don't weaken now.
11:59We've only got a couple more steps.
12:01Now both together.
12:03In!
12:03Ho!
12:28Let's go.
13:05Let's go.
13:46Let's go.
13:49Let's go.
13:49Come here!
14:12Let's go.
14:15Let's go.
14:33Let's go.
14:40Let's go.
14:47Let's go.
14:58Let's go.
15:00Let's go.
15:00Let's go.
15:06Let's go.
15:08Let's go.
15:10Let's go.
15:11Let's go.
15:12Let's go.
15:25Let's go.
15:27Let's go.
15:27Let's go.
15:28Let's go.
15:38Let's go.
15:40Let's go.
15:40Let's go.
15:44Let's go.
15:48Let's go.
16:01Let's go.
16:28Well, I guess we'll have to take it back.
16:31Why?
16:31There's nobody home.
16:33Where there's a will, there's a way.
16:40We'll take the piano through the window, carry it down the stairs, and place it in the living room.
16:45You find a ladder, and I'll get the block and tackle.
17:09Why don't you watch what you're doing?
17:11All right.
17:11Oh!
17:21Oh!
17:24Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:28Oh!
17:30Oh!
17:31Oh!
19:25Hey, Ollie!
19:35What?
19:36There's somebody home.
19:38Are they up there?
19:40No, I heard them coming up the stairs.
19:43You heard them coming up?
19:45Why, stupid, that was me!
19:47That was you?
19:49Why, certainly.
19:50Well, how'd you get in the house?
19:51Well, I was standing on the ladder while you were pulling the piano up and the block intact.
19:58Get back in there!
20:00Throw me my hat!
20:05Could have come it up the stairs.
20:27Could have come it up the stairs.
20:33Here!
20:35Now, throw me mine!
20:38Now, get back in that house and I don't want to hear any more out of you.
21:07You're welcome.
21:10Let's go.
21:14Where'd you get the hat?
21:29Now, let's get this piano downstairs.
21:46Oh yeah.
21:55Oh.
21:58Oh my God.
22:03Oh.
22:05Oh.
22:05Oh.
22:06Oh.
22:46Get that piano out of there while I find a place to put it.
23:02I'll get it out.
23:08I'll get it.
23:47Get out of here.
23:48Get that piano out of that box.
23:49Oh, go!
23:52Get home!
23:54Get home!
24:09Get out of here.
24:24Don't go!
24:46What were you doing up there?
24:48I was trying to plug it in.
24:51That's not the place to plug it in.
24:53Give it to me.
25:24And if I see them, I'll run them in.
25:26Thank you, officer.
25:41Now let's get this place, Peter.
26:47What is the meaning of this?
26:50Do you live here?
26:52Do I live here?
26:54This is my home.
26:55What are you doing here?
26:58Why, we just delivered your piano.
27:00Piano?
27:02Piano?
27:03I hate and detest pianos.
27:06They are mechanical blunderbusses.
27:09Take that eye here before I commit murder.
27:12Take it out.
27:13Take it out.
27:14Take it, I'll run.
27:28I'll take care of you.
27:29I'll take care of you.
27:31You are a lesson.
27:33You are a lesson.
27:33I'll show you.
27:35Now you...
27:48I'll take care of you.
27:55I'll show you.
27:57I'll show you.
27:57Piano and murder.
28:15I'll show you.
28:18I'll show you.
28:22I'll show you.
28:26I'll show you.
28:27You said you hated pianos.
28:29What, me hate pianos?
28:31Why, I'm nuts about them.
28:35Excuse me, gentlemen.
28:37What can I do to show you how sorry I am?
28:42Just sign here.
28:44Service with a smile.
28:46Stanley, the pen.
28:58Why, you, out of the house!
29:02Out of the house!
29:18You, out of the house!
29:19You, out of the house!
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