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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Season 1 Episode 7
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00:15Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, I know you, Rula. You are never going
00:19to admit something's up. There are echoes that Brian's got a mystery. This is not still ongoing.
00:35This is like our story tale. I'm going through like major life changes here. I need an eat,
00:41pray, love trip with the girls. Is Rula going to come? I have not talked to Rula. She needs to
00:46stop
00:46blaming me. I'm actually trying to be there for you and have your back. I think that she questions
00:50your motives. My mom sent me away to a behavioral program. My life was not easy. My father left us
00:56homeless. I'm actually like really shy in real life because I've learned to pretend and I learned
01:01to be bigger. That was the first genuine thing that came out of your mouth. It was such a backhanded
01:07compliment. I feel like you're not going to be honest. Kelsey wants to discredit everything about
01:12me. Shut the f*** up. Good night. Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?
01:23I have a blessed life and I'm a loyal wife. Why settle for justice life when you can have the
01:31whole
01:32damn pie. My life is like a rom-com. When I'm not crying, I'm laughing. I used to report the
01:39news,
01:40but now I'm the headline. I'm not trying to be mean. I just mean what I say.
01:48In the ocean state, I dispense the weed and the truth.
02:02I feel like you're looking at me like upset. You actually picked your room, but like you're
02:08literally giving that face of like you're pissed. Hello. Hello. Hi. I did the schedule Saturday.
02:14I'm working at an after party. Wait, Saturday? Yeah. Jared, I told you that's the Jonas fricking
02:20concert. Hi, Richie. Hello there. I'm just in my bed in the castle. Good morning. Morning.
02:29Are you getting the kids ready for school? Yep. Hi, Gary. Making their lunches. Kelsey was a bad
02:35girl last night. She had a few words with Rosie. Oh, yeah? I couldn't sleep. I was like puking all
02:42night. Why? Kelsey was like saying like she thinks my job, I didn't quit. I got fired and
02:48my house, the square footage is fake. I put a PDF of her plan. Or like blue paper. What
02:54are they called? Like the... Blue paper? Yeah. It's clearly projection for Kelsey. Not having
03:00property, not having a real job. She is the thing she's accusing you of. I know.
03:10It's so pretty. This is my favorite part of the whole castle. It's like the hallway. I love
03:19buffets. I'm just going to have a yogurt. It's actually like what I dreamt of. I'm like shaky.
03:25Because you're hungry? I don't know. She threw up all last night. What? She threw up all last night.
03:31No. Yeah. You think it's something you ate? I don't know. I'm so nauseous at breakfast. It's not
03:38from eating anything last night. I barely ate and it wasn't from drinking that much. I really
03:42didn't drink that much. So I think I'm just sick of Kelsey's bullshit. Did you hear her throwing up
03:48all night? No, I didn't hear her at all. I was so scared she was going to get like taken
03:53by a ghost.
03:53Oh my God, I did hear like giggling at 3 a.m. Did you? I didn't hear giggling. I swear
03:58to God,
03:59I heard giggling. Do you think it was the doubts?
04:06You think they have salt? This is the best deal that I've had in my life. I could actually cry.
04:11I don't want to keep talking about it, but it's so good. His breakfast is so good. I need to
04:15find
04:15out what it is. I'm sorry. I have to call my mom. Dawson doesn't feel good. It's his little inhaler.
04:21He hates coughing. He like freaks out. My son Dawson, whenever he gets a cold,
04:27he has labored breathing. My mom is taking care of him and our nanny's there too because Jared is out
04:33of state. Of course, our child is getting very sick while both of us aren't there.
04:37Should I call Rula? Do you think she's going to come today?
04:40It'll be a nice update. Hey girl, how are you feeling? We just want to know if you're making
04:45it today for the plans. I hope Rula's going to show up, but I feel like there's more of a
04:50chance
04:50Brian's going to admit to the affair before her showing up to the castle. Good morning.
04:55Hi guys. Good morning. You already ate? I took a shower. I'm sorry. I took a shower.
05:01Good morning.
05:09Okay. Kelsey, she won't speak to me. Won't look at me. I'll just be like over here trying to eat
05:14my
05:14yogurt. Anyway, what's the plan for today? Um, okay. We have like a big water slide. I feel
05:22like you girls would love that. Oh yeah. I'm so excited for that. And then we're going to go on
05:28a boat, which would be nice. This is awkward. Kelsey, yesterday you were upset. Do you feel better
05:40like with it, like getting off your chest? I think I was being nice with what I said. I was
05:44giving you
05:44credit because I felt that it was genuine. It felt to me like a backhanded compliment, but if you
05:52didn't feel that way, so. But then the past came up in our room. Because you asked about it. You're
05:59asking, well, what does she lie about? I have to say something. You think they're lies, but they're not
06:03necessarily lies. And you asked her and she clarified. I don't know what is or who you are
06:10because something is always changing. I thought Rosie finally took off the mask and we saw the true
06:17authentic version of her. It turns out the mask is still on and it's super glued to her face.
06:23You don't like me, it's okay. You don't want to believe me. Like, it's fine.
06:27I feel bad. You don't look well right now even talking about it. I'm good. Everything's good.
06:33She says I'm a liar, says I'm an exaggerator, and you're literally a high-end squatter. So,
06:38I mean, I don't care what Kelsey believes because Kelsey is delusional.
06:42After whatever the hell went on with you guys last night, you could not walk in here this morning
06:47and brush it off. If I'm feeling a bitchy, I can't do that. Like, that I am like...
06:52Is it like a Sasha Fares with Beyonce? I want to learn that.
06:54Like, when she goes on stage, she like turns on her things. Wait a minute. I want to just finish
06:58this.
06:58But I'm saying it could be like her alter ego. Let me finish my sentence for a second.
07:01I don't know what. Just let me finish for a second. I am, Liz. I am. I am, Liz. Calm
07:04down.
07:05Just hear that, yeah, yeah, yeah, that droning on of whatever she's saying. I don't know why.
07:10I'm just, I'm feeling noise. Look, Alicia cracks me up. She's funny. The things that come out of her mouth
07:16are hysterical. I went to a psychic once and she said,
07:19you carry so many people's energies on you. Me too. She's like,
07:22you need to go into an Epstein, is Epstein's salt bath? Epstein.
07:28I just want to get my thought out there. When I came in your room last night,
07:32but you were upset and you couldn't really speak, talk to us at all. You couldn't turn it on then.
07:36Right. That's when I would love to see you turn it on because maybe if she wasn't afraid of
07:41somebody yelling at her all the time, then she would be more comfortable in letting you guys all
07:45know her different levels. Maybe Rosie just needs like a little nurture from you guys.
07:49Like nurture. I don't either. I was just thinking that. I don't, I skeebed nurture. I just was thinking that.
07:53I'd rather have tough love, but tough love's going to come from someone I trust. But I don't think that's
07:58true.
07:58If I don't trust you, I don't respect any love. I don't think that's true. Nurture, not.
08:01She's going to cry. She's going to cry again.
08:05She's going to cry again. Hold on.
08:07I'm fine. I just feel bad for Rosie because she wants to
08:12be able to be freely expressing people too, you know? She wants to freely express them.
08:19I just feel like I'm going to throw up. I just like, it's, it is what it is.
08:24All right.
08:24I'm always here to cry.
08:26It's a day ending in wine.
08:27This is supposed to be a fun trip, but all the girls are getting on each other's nerves.
08:31I'm starting to feel like these spirits in the house are starting to possess all of us.
08:36I just feel like I'm going to throw up.
08:37I'm going to lie down.
08:38I just need a break.
08:40I think there's some Casper's in there, friendly ghosts. And I also think there are some witches
08:45that are ghosts.
08:46Plural, ghosts.
08:47Ghost.
08:49Ghost.
08:50With an S at the end.
08:51Ghost.
08:52I can't do it. Ghost.
08:54I think Ghost is very sad. Today, like at breakfast and even last night, she just looks weak.
08:59She looks like she's struggling inside.
09:01Last night I did her, I genuinely meant that in a nice way.
09:04I know you did.
09:05Obviously, she's feeling something internally.
09:07Maybe talk to her one-on-one, but there's no one else around.
09:11No one has to put on an act or a facade.
09:13She's actually good one-on-one.
09:15Go see her. I'm going to get dressed.
09:17I can't promise this is going to be positive, but I'll try.
09:19I do find it weird that Joellen's being the mediator between me and Rosie.
09:23If I stepped in between her and Rula, she wouldn't be happy about it.
09:26Rosie.
09:28Hi.
09:28Hi.
09:29Hi. How are you doing?
09:30I'm just, like, so nauseous.
09:33I feel like shit, honestly.
09:37Obviously, you feel uncomfortable. I feel uncomfortable.
09:40Mm-hmm.
09:40I feel like we keep missing each other.
09:43Sometime I have an attitude or sometime my delivery is too harsh.
09:46The problem is that I feel like I don't know you well enough to understand how I can talk to
09:53you.
09:53It's very easy to say, Rosie's standoffish, and look at all this shit I heard about Rosie.
09:59But if you're going to say, but if you're going to do that, you can't expect me to then wanting
10:03to hang out or talk and, like, get to know you, because I do shut down.
10:06I genuinely do want to make a connection with you.
10:37Mm-hmm.
10:39I try my face.
10:40No, I appreciate it.
10:40I'm glad that you're trying.
10:41I'm going to try.
10:42I think we're going to force you on the water slide, and we're going to have a great day.
10:47I want to enjoy the weekend with the girls. I am starting my life completely over. The last thing I
10:53want to worry about is Rosie. The RBF is always involuntary. I just hope she looks past it and realizes
10:59that, like, I am trying to have fun with her.
11:03Ashley, is she?
11:03Ashley, are you here? Shall we bring our dolls to the slide?
11:08Oh, my God.
11:09The energy in this room feels a lot lighter right now.
11:12Yeah.
11:13So, woo-hoo!
11:14Woo! Ha-ha!
11:16Grip hug?
11:17Sometimes hugs are really, really good, you know?
11:20It's really good for a moment like this.
11:22Ooh, I just grabbed your boob.
11:23I just literally cupped her boob.
11:27Coming up...
11:28Oh, my God, Boris, look at these washboard abs!
11:32Boris, it's so hot.
11:36Holy .
11:37This is indisputable evidence.
11:41This is bad.
11:56I should've brought my red sneakers.
11:59Oh, my God, look at how high up this thing is.
12:02Look at this!
12:03Let's go, girls.
12:05Bye, dollies.
12:09Sweating like a pig in church.
12:11A whore.
12:11A whore in church.
12:13With Kelsey and Rosie fighting, Liz attacking me, Ashley's crying.
12:18Hi.
12:19How are you?
12:19I just feel like me and Joellen need to get out of this house and have a girls' day.
12:22Even being in this huge castle, us girls need space.
12:26Have you ever picked up anyone at this castle before or dropped anyone off?
12:29Yeah, I used to live here.
12:30You did?
12:30Swear to God.
12:31Where?
12:31I came to college here and we lived freshman year on the top floor, the third floor.
12:36That's crazy.
12:36You're joking.
12:37Swear to God.
12:38What, like, did you experience?
12:39Sorts of paranormal activity inside the building.
12:42What?
12:42Yeah, we lived on the, uh, top floor and called the bowling room and next to it was supposedly
12:48where a nun hung herself.
12:52Um, so, but I know we did hear footsteps.
12:56That's what I heard.
12:57Yeah, it was.
12:57I heard whistling.
12:59That ghost stuff doesn't scare me.
13:00I'm more scared about, like, the mice and rats.
13:02Like, I get nervous about that stuff.
13:03Like, there's a shower, we're gonna be clean.
13:05Dirty toilets.
13:06I don't like sleeping in dirty beds.
13:08I hate dirty stuff.
13:10They're a little trippy.
13:11Okay.
13:12I have a big beer belly.
13:14And I don't even drink beer.
13:16Okay, there's towels out here.
13:25Oh my God!
13:27So fun!
13:28I mean, all I needed was a slide and now I feel much better.
13:31I'm so happy that this is what we're doing.
13:33Like, I know that I should be, like, more mature than this.
13:36And I should wanna, like, do something, like, fancy or, like, important.
13:40But I'm so happy that we're going down the slide.
13:43Oh my God.
13:44Please tell me the water is heated.
13:47Are you going?
13:48I'm gonna cheer you on.
13:49Stop it.
13:50This is kind of the antithesis of what I've ever done at the mansion.
13:55Never saw this big plastic break thing there before.
13:59Usually it was more spooky.
14:02This is actually very scary to me.
14:05There's no water here.
14:13It is a wild effing ride.
14:16Like, you get air.
14:17Let's do it.
14:18Okay.
14:19I'm really glad that I laser hair removed my bikini line.
14:25Because that thing is gonna be moving.
14:33Do you love it?
14:34My ass cheeks.
14:36Oh, really?
14:37Did they burn?
14:45Look at all these athletic people.
14:47I wish that was me.
14:48We're gonna be so athletic taking this walk.
14:50I don't know if I wanna bring this water.
14:52This is what I have anxiety about.
14:54Do I wanna hold things?
14:55I know.
14:56Oh my God.
14:57This is so pretty.
14:58So we're gonna walk down here.
14:59I'm glad we're getting away from the group of girls.
15:02You know, last thing I felt like it was, like, very deep.
15:04I know.
15:04And I haven't had a chance to even ask you about your mom.
15:06My mom sent me away to a behavioral program.
15:09I remember that.
15:11Yeah.
15:11It's funny when I hear about your mom now,
15:13because growing up, like, your mom was always, like, so jovial.
15:15Like, funny.
15:16Hi, Alicia.
15:17It was always very.
15:18Stay right here.
15:19Bubbly.
15:20Yeah.
15:20You know?
15:20She was tough.
15:22I think Alicia's impression of my mom is the one that my mom portrays.
15:26That Southern Belle.
15:27Kind, caring, loving mother.
15:29But my mom wasn't maternal.
15:31She was the opposite.
15:32My mom was definitely, like, very triggering.
15:35I love you, Joellen.
15:36I've always loved you.
15:37I'm like, you didn't even like me.
15:39What did I do that was so bad that you put me in places with rapists?
15:42With murderers.
15:43With people that stab people.
15:44With, like, convicts.
15:46Seriously?
15:47Ninety-nine percent of the people there were court ordered.
15:49And then you have me.
15:50Oh, my God.
15:52I know.
15:53My mom, she tells me that she sent me to this place because she didn't know what to do or
15:58how to control me.
16:00She knew that I wasn't on drugs.
16:01She knew that I wasn't drinking.
16:03I wasn't an out-of-control kid.
16:05I was a straight-A student.
16:05And her biggest problem with me was that I had big boobs.
16:09And boys liked me.
16:11She felt that I was promiscuous, even when I wasn't doing anything.
16:15I remember you going away because Jen went first.
16:19Jen went first.
16:20And then you did.
16:21Yeah.
16:21I went three times.
16:23The first time I got sent away, I was in seventh grade.
16:27That was a drug rehab.
16:28I had never done drugs or drank any alcohol.
16:31They ended up sending me home after a week because they realized I had no business being
16:36there.
16:37Second place was like a month and a half, two months.
16:39That one was really rough.
16:40But the third place was the worst.
16:41That was the one that my mom ended up giving partial custody to the state because her insurance
16:45stopped paying.
16:48And she had me there for like a little over a year.
16:50And then one day this-
16:53Over a year?
16:54Over a year.
16:55Are you kidding?
16:56What grade were you in?
16:57Ninth.
16:58It was really-
16:59What?
17:00Not normal.
17:01And not a good place.
17:02The third time that I was sent away was what my mom referred to as a boarding school.
17:08It wasn't a boarding school.
17:10There was children cutting themselves, trying to commit suicide.
17:15There was male and female predators.
17:20They would restrain kids there.
17:22The state said, all right, we're going to take 100% control of your daughter.
17:27She didn't want to lose that custody.
17:28And she decided that day I was all better.
17:32I really tried to block all of this out because it was such a bad time in my life.
17:36And I was like suicidal.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:40Many times for me.
17:42That, like, death was better than living with her.
17:48It hurts a lot to have no one that loves you growing up.
17:52I'm really sad.
17:53I really had no idea about this.
17:55No, my people don't.
17:55And I feel really bad.
17:57I went to high school with Joellen and Jen when they left during, like, the mid-year.
18:02It was definitely talked about, but almost like something we didn't want to touch.
18:06We didn't want to ask many questions.
18:07I didn't want to overstep boundaries.
18:09Everyone noticed.
18:10We just, you know, we just didn't know why.
18:14It was a really hard childhood.
18:16And, like, hearing everything that you said yesterday that, like, hit home because I didn't know.
18:21For some reason, like, that's what I got stuck with for a father.
18:24My life was not easy.
18:26From what I remember, my father left his home last.
18:29It hits hard because you see your kids and you're like, how did they do this?
18:33How did you do that?
18:34And I just look at my daughter and I'm like, how did he do this to me?
18:39How did he never want to see me again?
18:42I feel like maybe I didn't want to get married because, like, who was going to walk me down the
18:47aisle?
18:47How did he do that?
19:01I definitely have relationship issues because of my father.
19:05I always want to leave the guy first because it's always, like, in the back of my head that, like,
19:10they're going to leave me and do what my dad did.
19:12I think me not marrying Billy is, um, I don't know what's wrong with me.
19:19I don't know if any amount of therapy or talking about it is going to make it better.
19:23But maybe just getting it off your chest and saying, like, that was not okay will start to ease the
19:30pain in your heart.
19:31The wind just blew when you said that and I felt it. Like, yeah.
19:34Hearing from Alicia and seeing the pain that she's been through with her father makes me feel so much more
19:40relatable
19:40to have somebody that understands just a little bit of what I went through.
19:45I've known Alicia forever.
19:46However, this conversation, I feel like it's bringing us together.
19:50She's understanding me and I'm understanding her.
19:53Thank you for, like, opening up to me.
19:56Me too.
19:56And letting me open up to you.
19:59Let's break the cycle.
20:01I know.
20:02I need some crackers.
20:02At least our kids are doing good.
20:04You need some crackers.
20:04You know what's funny?
20:05I didn't bring my crackers today.
20:06The mint crackers.
20:07Oh, my God, how did I not bring my crackers?
20:20If I don't have a cracker in two seconds.
20:22I would like some champagne.
20:23Tell you about it.
20:24Pour it.
20:24Pour it.
20:25Let's call Mr. Champagne.
20:26Hi, Jamie.
20:27Great.
20:28I had a great walk.
20:29I had a great walk.
20:30Oh, my goodness.
20:33Oh, my God.
20:33I'm dead.
20:35Oh, my God.
20:35I had a religious text to me.
20:36What'd she say?
20:37Hey, doll.
20:38Feeling like , thank you for asking.
20:40My entire body has been in a lot of pain, had to tell.
20:43I was looking forward to being on the trip with you.
20:45I hope you enjoy everything and hope you aren't too exhausted.
20:48That's crazy, right?
20:49She seems to have a lot of health concerns.
20:53I'm so sorry.
20:54I'm not going to be able to make it today beautiful.
20:57I was at the urgent care.
21:00I, like, don't even know what to say.
21:09I need a pencil, Ruka.
21:12What kind of tea does Mommy like?
21:13What kind should we make her?
21:14I don't know.
21:15I don't know.
21:16I actually don't know which kind.
21:19You don't?
21:20Mm.
21:23Finish up your pictures.
21:24We're going to bring this up to Mommy now, okay?
21:27Okay.
21:29Daddy, do you like my picture I made for Mommy?
21:33It's beautiful, Princess.
21:34I love it.
21:37How are you feeling?
21:39How are you feeling?
21:40How are you feeling?
21:41Hi, Pete.
21:41How are you doing?
21:43I made this picture.
21:44Oh, my goodness.
21:45I made this picture for you.
21:47Oh, my.
21:49I love it.
21:51Thank you so much.
21:51How are you feeling?
21:52Any better?
21:54You okay?
21:55No, I'm struggling.
21:56I'm struggling.
21:56I'm struggling.
21:56I'm struggling.
21:57You guys want to go play?
21:58Yeah, I want to play.
22:00Go ahead.
22:01Go play.
22:02Thank you so much.
22:04The day before the girls trip, I started to feel like I was coming down with something.
22:09I wasn't feeling myself.
22:10My head was absolutely pounding.
22:12I couldn't speak.
22:13I had a fever spike and couldn't even pick my head up.
22:16Having trouble, like, looking at light.
22:19Couldn't even get up to walk.
22:21I ended up in the emergency room and had to be taken by rescue.
22:24This is so frustrating.
22:26I'm dying right now.
22:30Legitimately so sick.
22:31I could die.
22:32I could.
22:33Like, my head, you know, like, this is the first time I've sat up.
22:36It's hurting me to talk.
22:37I just don't know what they can't figure out what it is.
22:39They ran through everything.
22:41CAT scan, MRIs, all the blood work, and everything was coming back, you know, negative.
22:48So they thought maybe I had one of the viruses they can't pinpoint and categorize.
22:55So you're bummed about not going on the trip?
22:58Have you spoken to anybody?
23:00Alicia tried calling.
23:01So sweet.
23:02Just better off here with the near and dear.
23:20Are you sure you guys don't want to join us?
23:22Are you not wearing underwear?
23:23Come on, Boris.
23:24Show us what you got.
23:25You're no fun.
23:27I probably have shorts for you, Boris.
23:30Boris, you gotta do it.
23:31Why wouldn't they want to be in bathing suits with three young hot girls?
23:38It's ready.
23:40Oh, my God.
23:40I'm telling me.
23:41Let's go.
23:42Oh, my God, Boris.
23:43Look at these washboard abs.
23:46Oh, he couldn't wait to take it off.
23:48Boris has an amazing body.
23:49Okay, Boris, you go first.
23:52I mean, it is technically their job to cater to our every demand, right?
23:55You need to take your clothes off.
23:58Oh, my God, they're loving it.
24:00Oh.
24:02Don't worry.
24:03Are you only medicatiing?
24:05Oh, my God.
24:06Oh, Boris.
24:06Wow, Boris, you really killed it.
24:09Oh, my God, helps people.
24:09All done.
24:09OK, we'll get back.
24:10Boris is so hard.
24:13They're fine, okay?
24:14They're cute.
24:16My husband's definitely hotter than these guys,
24:19so I have no interest in getting my flirt on.
24:22Boris, do you work out?
24:23Do you have a girlfriend?
24:25Let's get Rula here.
24:27I'm impressed.
24:28Rula would forget about Brian real quick
24:30if she saw this.
24:32How old are you, Boris?
24:3323.
24:34We're 10 years old then, you guys.
24:36Let's go.
24:38Let's go.
24:38You made me to do this.
24:39I know.
24:40I know.
24:40I did.
24:41Let's go.
24:42Let's go.
24:42You guys look good together.
24:45Models.
24:46I can't stand around and, like, flirt
24:48with the 21-year-old butler.
24:50You know, sometimes it's challenging
24:52to be with a group of friends who could essentially
24:56be your daughters.
24:57I'm certainly not flirting with 20-year-old butlers.
25:01It's just not really in my wheelhouse right now.
25:07Coming up.
25:08They're just taking Dawson to the emergency room.
25:10It's going to be fine.
25:11He's going to be fine.
25:21Oh!
25:24Oh, my God!
25:27My ass is hanging out.
25:29Come on, Boris.
25:30Let's go.
25:30Keep your shirt off.
25:32I'm going to go check on Liz.
25:37Hi.
25:38Hi.
25:38Just wanted to check in on you.
25:40I just don't belong.
25:41I mean, there's only...
25:42I get a little bored.
25:43I'm not going to be out there on a slip and slide at 56 flirting
25:47with 21-year-old butlers.
25:49Both of your accents I like.
25:51How's dating going in Rhode Island, Boris?
25:53I need to find a wife on a job, you know?
25:57Boris is right here.
25:58Maybe you can find another boyfriend.
25:59Add it to the pile.
26:01Oh, yeah.
26:01He's too young for me.
26:02Although, I don't think Boris has any money.
26:05There's only so far I can relate.
26:07No, I get it.
26:07Yeah, I don't want to like...
26:08I don't want you to feel bad.
26:10It's not that I feel out of place, but I just sometimes feel like maybe a little mature
26:19being around the girls.
26:20I love these girls, but I'm not going in a bikini and splashing around flirting with
26:2522-year-old butlers.
26:26I'm not doing it.
26:27I'll let you be alone.
26:29No, I totally don't mind you at all.
26:31I think you're awesome.
26:33I kind of checked out.
26:34No, I get it.
26:35Yeah.
26:35I want you to enjoy my company.
26:38I do.
26:39I thoroughly enjoy your company.
26:40I don't want to do it during a time that you don't feel like it.
26:42No, that's what I was going to say.
26:44That's what you're good at.
26:45You're a good friend.
26:46Oh, thank you.
26:47I've heard from many people in Rhode Island that once you get to know Liz, you're going
26:52to discover that she's actually such a softie, which is a hard shell.
26:56I think that I'm afraid to let anyone in because I'm afraid to lose.
27:00I'm hard to get to know them.
27:03I'm very tough.
27:04As I hang out with her more and more, I'm seeing that Lammy in there.
27:08Lammy Liz.
27:10Aw.
27:12See ya.
27:13Bye.
27:13Bye.
27:14Thanks for hanging.
27:15See you later.
27:15Thank you for inviting us.
27:17It would be a good idea for you to take your shirt off.
27:26All right.
27:27Back to Spookyville.
27:28Oh my God.
27:29Yes.
27:31Thank you so much.
27:32It was nice meeting you.
27:35We're home.
27:40Where are you?
27:42Liz?
27:46Hello?
27:48Girls.
27:51Hey, Lady Alicia and Madam Janelle.
27:53Janelle?
27:54Janelle?
27:54Who the is that?
27:56I don't know, but it just came to me, so that might mean something.
27:59Alicia.
28:00Look at her with her bikini.
28:02Are you doing yoga or are you just getting some spray tans?
28:05I'm practicing my downward dog.
28:07How was your walk?
28:08It was good.
28:10What?
28:10That bee just stung me, mother .
28:12What's on your butt?
28:13It's on your butt.
28:13I don't do bees.
28:14These bees are freaking me out and I'm not into it.
28:17All right.
28:17Should we go upstairs and get ready for the bowl?
28:18What time are we leaving?
28:20530.
28:21Where is everyone?
28:22Getting ready, maybe?
28:34So cute.
28:35So you like it.
28:36It's approved.
28:37I don't look like a hookah.
28:37I love it.
28:38I've been to many harbors on the Italian Riviera, the French Riviera, St. Bart's.
28:44But Newport is spectacular.
28:47We're going to be on the boat.
28:48It's getting late.
28:50So for tonight, I have a little sunset cruise planned for the girls.
28:55This is my wheelhouse.
28:56More so than a slip and slide.
28:58Oh, I like that.
29:00Oh, I love that.
29:01Where are the ladies?
29:04Okay.
29:09The weather looks ominous.
29:11I know.
29:12It's very not boaty.
29:15Oh, no.
29:16I know.
29:16He just doesn't feel good.
29:18Do you feel like you have to get home?
29:20I don't know.
29:20I kind of play it by ear when we get off the boat.
29:26Hi.
29:27Did he calm down after he woke up?
29:30Yes.
29:30He calmed down.
29:31He's comfortable right now.
29:33He's not coughing constantly.
29:35I do worry about not like being right next to him when he's like breathing like that.
29:40You know what I mean?
29:41I was all set to go to the hospital.
29:43You were?
29:43I woke him up.
29:44I said he'd feel better.
29:45He goes, I feel better.
29:46Okay.
29:46Well, that's good.
29:47Okay.
29:48That's good.
29:48Listen, I'm here.
29:49Worst case scenario, we go to a hospital.
29:52Okay.
29:52He seems pretty comfortable.
29:54Okay.
29:54I'll call you in like another hour or two.
30:05Hi.
30:05Hey guys.
30:07Wow.
30:07Are you excited?
30:09So excited.
30:11Oh, we're walking across the bridge.
30:14It's a little chilly.
30:16Your nipples are poking through.
30:18Hello.
30:19Hi, sir.
30:20Are you single?
30:21I am single.
30:22Oh my, I have a sister who's beautiful.
30:24She's the prettiest sister.
30:25I'm going to take a picture of you actually for her.
30:27I'm always on the hunt for Jen.
30:29Jen is very picky with men.
30:31I feel like you're the reason though that I haven't settled.
30:33Because like I'm waiting for my own Gary.
30:35It's been 30 years.
30:36Get the over it.
30:38I'll call you when I'm done.
30:40I'm your husband.
30:42Is anyone here on the crew from Rhode Island and single?
30:47Oh my God, is that our boat, the big one?
30:52Oh my God.
30:53Look at the pink hat.
30:54Yay.
30:56I love a pink hat.
30:57Hi.
30:58Hi.
30:59Oh my God.
31:00Wow.
31:02Oh my God.
31:03You guys know I love my chicken, right?
31:05Oh, look at this.
31:07Fancy.
31:09Oh my gosh.
31:10I just got a text from my dad.
31:12This is very nice, but I have a doubt.
31:14Yeah.
31:14So pretty.
31:16I love this.
31:19They're just taking dolls to the emergency room.
31:22All right, sorry.
31:22It's always great.
31:24It's okay.
31:25It's okay.
31:25Just go.
31:26Don't, don't stress it.
31:27It's okay.
31:28It's gonna be fine.
31:30He'll be okay.
31:30He's gonna be fine.
31:32He's gonna be fine.
31:33He's gonna be okay.
31:33He's gonna be okay.
31:34He's gonna be okay.
31:35Go be with him.
31:36My dad, who's a doctor, says, I think you should take him to the ER.
31:41I'm like, oh, this is serious.
31:43And I'm basically ready to jump off this boat.
31:45Thank you guys.
31:46Please call us.
31:47All right.
31:48Update us.
31:49Poor thing.
31:50I'm sorry.
32:01They're just taking dolls to the emergency room.
32:04All right, sorry.
32:05It's always dry.
32:05It's fine.
32:06Please keep us posted.
32:08Bye.
32:10Poor thing.
32:11I'm sorry.
32:13No, I wanna cry.
32:14I'm feeling very worried for Ashley.
32:17I know what that's like.
32:18My girls mean everything to me.
32:20I mean, I have left Florida to get home to be with my cat.
32:29You know what I'm, like, really upset about, though?
32:31The crackers are all the way over there.
32:33Yeah, baby.
32:34And everyone knows how much I love them.
32:35I told you I love them.
32:36Oh, she wants the crackers.
32:38I love a pita cracker.
32:39Oh, I love them.
32:39For sure.
32:40That's all I eat.
32:43Thank you so much.
32:44Thank you so much.
32:45My favorite part of the trip is right now.
32:47Aw.
32:47By far.
32:48When I have cheese in front of me, and my girls, and tequila.
32:51And I just feel like I had such a great experience with you today, too.
32:54And that's why you always need your girlfriends.
32:56Yes.
32:56Cheers.
32:57Sorry that was yours.
32:57To a deeper connection.
32:59Yeah.
33:00Yes, love you guys.
33:01To a girls trip.
33:02I love a tequila.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:07The engine's gone.
33:08We're about to go.
33:09Yay!
33:10I love being on the water.
33:12Never had sex on a boat.
33:14I think I had sex with my ex on a boat.
33:16Wait, what?
33:17On a boat?
33:19I think you did.
33:20I remember my ex telling me he had some sort of sex escapade with Joellen and another
33:27girl on a boat.
33:28No, I didn't.
33:29I was on land.
33:30Not on a boat.
33:32Joellen was very loud.
33:35And that the people on top of the boat knew what was going on.
33:41When they walked upstairs, everyone looked at them like, what the hell just happened down
33:45there?
33:46I was slutty in my 20s.
33:47This was before.
33:48It was before his brother, right?
33:50She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
33:54Yes.
33:55Oh.
33:56The better brother in bed?
33:59I mean, Kelsey knows the answer to that.
34:07I'll just do a shot of tequila.
34:09Look at how beautiful.
34:10I love this type.
34:11I love it.
34:12I love this.
34:12I would love a tequila shot as well.
34:14There is nothing like this in the world.
34:17Look at that.
34:18I need tequila.
34:20I feel like on that note, let's go look at the boat.
34:24I'm going to take the blankie.
34:26All right, let's go up this way.
34:27Oh, this is pretty over here.
34:29I need to have a cigarette.
34:30I'm going to go find this spot on the boat I can like hide away at.
34:34You want to go on the stairs right there?
34:36Yeah.
34:41I got it.
34:42What is that?
34:43Grenadine?
34:43It's Lindsey's.
34:45Who's Lindsey?
34:52Do you feel better today after talking to Rosie?
34:55Yeah, I do.
34:55You do.
34:56I went to her room, like you said.
34:58What about with Kelsey?
34:59You guys are really good.
35:00Yeah.
35:01Even in the cop.
35:01You were like yourself with her.
35:03Usually you're like standoffish though.
35:04With her and you weren't today.
35:06Well, it actually like meant a lot to me.
35:08Like when Kelsey came up to my room today, we had a nice day.
35:11It was like nice to actually spend time with her.
35:13I'm going to accept her for who she is.
35:16I'm like not bringing up the past anymore.
35:18And I agree with you.
35:20Let the past go.
35:21She built a 75 million square foot house.
35:24I can't wait to party there.
35:25That's so cool.
35:26I'm so excited.
35:27She's like so sweet though, right?
35:28You have to admit.
35:29Like, you know, I'll never forget what was that.
35:32I love it.
35:35Gorgina.
35:36All right, let's go.
35:44Oh, there they are.
35:47Hello boys.
35:48Oh, what a sight for sore eyes.
35:51We're back.
35:53Champagne honey.
35:54Put our PJs on.
35:56Put the PJs on.
35:58I'm going to pee like a race horse.
36:02Alexa.
36:03Alexa, why is there a beetle in my room?
36:05Let's get this.
36:06I'm not touching you.
36:08Get out.
36:10Oh my God.
36:11It was so gassy.
36:16Joellen.
36:22Hi Dolly.
36:23Hi.
36:24How you do?
36:25What's happening?
36:28You look really upset.
36:30What?
36:30What happened?
36:32I just feel like .
36:34What happened?
36:37You remember the other day, like,
36:39a couple of matches how like, you know,
36:40when I went up to Rula and like,
36:42she's like, you know, get me proof.
36:43It's coming.
36:45And if you want proof,
36:46I'll figure it out.
36:47I appreciate all your intel.
36:50I got her proof.
36:53There's no...
36:54All right.
36:56You see it?
37:01Oh God.
37:06Oh my God.
37:08I know.
37:10Holy .
37:11I cannot believe it.
37:13This is indisputable evidence.
37:16I've seen enough.
37:28Ladies, sounds nice.
37:29Hello.
37:29This looks amazing.
37:30Did you bring chocolate covered strawberries?
37:32I love him.
37:33What am I going to do?
37:34We're leaving tomorrow.
37:35We're never going to see him again.
37:37I don't even know how I'm so upset.
37:38No, no, just tell him.
37:40I got this video from my girlfriend,
37:42and I don't know where to go with this.
37:45Last I left off with Rula,
37:46she said she would want to know if there was proof,
37:49but I feel like I've caused her heartache,
37:51and I want to be done with this.
37:53I'm not here to hurt her.
37:54He's hurting her.
37:55I feel bad about Ashley's.
37:57I hope he's okay.
37:58I tried FaceTiming her in my room.
37:59She didn't answer.
38:01Every time I come in here, I do the cracks.
38:06Hi, guys.
38:07Oh, my goodness.
38:09Oh, I know.
38:11Everyone knows I love a cracker.
38:13Anything else?
38:14No, we're good.
38:15Yes.
38:15Thank you, guys.
38:16Bye. Good night.
38:19Joellen just looked like she saw a ghost.
38:24You look like you're gonna...
38:25What the happened?
38:28More...
38:30that has been uncovered.
38:32Who are we even talking about?
38:34Rula?
38:35Yeah.
38:36Oh, God.
38:38Bad, though.
38:39Bad?
38:39How bad?
38:42I don't know if I can handle another story.
38:46Unleash the hounds.
38:47Yeah, what is it?
38:48It's time.
38:50What?
38:51What's the hounds mean?
38:55All right, so there's this...
38:56You gotta look at it,
38:57because it's real.
38:59I look so...
38:59It's real.
39:01I, like, have no words.
39:04We went to the polo match on Saturday, the 9th.
39:08So keep that in mind.
39:15This is bad.
39:16The video starts.
39:18You're looking through a glass door,
39:19and Brian and this blonde woman are standing there.
39:22He's hugging her.
39:23This was two days before polo?
39:24Mm-hmm.
39:25Brian is, like, consoling and, like, caressing this blonde lady
39:29with his hand on her ass and, like, kissing her.
39:33Oh, my God.
39:34Hey, Brian.
39:36That's him.
39:37And then there's this long hug.
39:38They're, like, embracing each other.
39:40It's, like, a five-minute hug.
39:41It's, like, who hugs that long?
39:43Is this really happening right now?
39:45Like, is this a setup?
39:47I mean, if she orchestrated that, like, could she put her bra on?
39:50They obviously had sex with her nipples popping out.
39:52Joellen is vindicated because she has said
39:55Brian is doing his thing with this woman.
39:59You can't deny video footage, you know?
40:02That's Brian in his BP-22.
40:05You know, the one that has the red interior
40:06that he said wasn't him?
40:07That's right there.
40:08The misfit was posted three times.
40:10And she is in his red interior.
40:13Who has a red interior car?
40:15Oh, that's not good.
40:18I don't think anybody's wondering
40:20if Brian's cheating on Rula.
40:22I'm more so interested in how Joellen got this video
40:27and what she's planning on doing with it.
40:29I want to see his face again, though.
40:31Who took this video?
40:33After everything that happened at the polo match
40:36and Rula's, like, get me real proof,
40:38I asked my girlfriend, who's friends with the mistress,
40:40I said, is there any proof that this is happening?
40:42Because, honestly, Rula's making her out to be delusional.
40:45And she goes, oh, there's plenty of proof.
40:47I never asked my friend.
40:49I mean, video proof.
40:51But Rula said she wants hard proof.
40:53This is as hard as it gets.
40:55I can almost guarantee Rula's gonna say
41:00he was probably ending things with her.
41:02He grabbed her butt and kissed her.
41:04He was pointing at a bunny.
41:06Alicia, enough.
41:08The question is, is what are we gonna do?
41:10I think she needs to see the video, right?
41:14I think that we actually have to let her know.
41:19Not only as Rula's friend, but even just being a girl.
41:23I think it's crucial that she knows.
41:27At some point, Rula's gonna face it one way or the other.
41:30We're physically watching it.
41:32She has to hear it.
41:34Now there's no way out of it.
41:35I'm sick of being the one that's accused of interfering and meddling.
41:39You're very close with her.
41:43I mean, ugh.
41:44I don't, like, wanna, like, break our heart again.
41:46Like, that's the thing.
41:47I don't know.
41:48I'm so confused.
41:50Coming from me, it's gonna be more of the same.
41:53There was a lot of talk, and my husband's involved.
41:56But he is, Ma.
41:57He's there.
42:00This is, like, a very up situation.
42:04Yeah.
42:05So...
42:05What are we gonna do?
42:10Not it.
42:11Not it.
42:12Not it.
42:12Not me.
42:14Nope.
42:22Not it.
42:22Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
42:24Little taste test.
42:25Dolores and I thought,
42:27let's develop a menopause gummy.
42:31I haven't felt this good in a long time.
42:33No!
42:34I don't wanna give her the bad news about this video.
42:37I wanna die.
42:38But he wouldn't lie, trust me.
42:39No, I wouldn't lie.
42:40I know what you did last week.
42:42You're literally f***ing no lies!
42:44You're a f***ing lamb pig!
42:45Don't ever f***ing talk for me!
42:47Get the f*** out of me!
42:48Get the f*** out of me now!
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