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Liv And Maddie S02E01 [Full Movie] [Recommended]Full EP - Full
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00:09Good morning, Stephen Sport. I'm your old pal Johnny Nimbus coming at you live from the site of the Cheddar
00:16Brot Fest, where pride and pork come together to celebrate all things Wisconsin.
00:22Cheddar Brot Fest, whoo!
00:24Oh, hey, that is no ordinary sausage enthusiast. That is the now-injured captain of the Lady Porcupine's basketball team,
00:33Maddie Rooney.
00:34Hey, Maddie, how do you feel about the Brot Fest being moved to your school?
00:37Uh, well, Johnny, I think Clancy's Dairy Farm was a great place, but then that, um, cow that struck by
00:44lightning, which was unfortunate.
00:48It smelled like steak, though.
00:52Tragic, but delicious.
00:54Hey, and also with me are the current reigning cheese roll champs, Pete and Karen Rudy.
01:02Look at that. Hey, Pete, tell the folks at home how you're feeling.
01:09Cheese.
01:12Fantastic. Hey, how about we show everybody how this crazy cheese roll thing's gonna work tomorrow, huh?
01:17Now, the cheese roll is all about teamwork. Now, the roller can't see the target, so they rely on the
01:24spotter to help them aim.
01:25Okay, turn a little to the right. Down, and roll.
01:31Yes! Good job!
01:33Are you signing for packages? Because we just delivered them soon.
01:39Oh, that is why they are four-time champs.
01:42Hey, little Brot Fest fun fact, nobody's ever won this five years in a row.
01:48And no one ever will.
01:53Cheddar Brot Fest is Brats-solutely the thing that I miss most about Wisconsin when I was off in Hollywood.
01:58Maddie and I won the cheese roll at age 12 when we got these sweet jackets.
02:07Still fits.
02:09Liv has the freakish ability to roll a wheel of cheese with pinpoint accuracy.
02:15Takes after her father.
02:18Oh, don't make me blush.
02:22She was Bullseye Rudy Locke before she was Tristan Locke into the upcoming blockbuster, Space Werewolves.
02:30I'm very excited, Johnny. The red carpet premieres next weekend.
02:34Oh, that's right, and that's taking place out there in Hollywood.
02:37You happen to have an extra ticket.
02:41Keep dreaming, Johnny.
02:42I will!
02:45So, Maddie, you sure about this partner of yours?
02:48Because she seems to have the habit of not showing up for Cheddar Brot Fest.
02:52I'm just saying, not trying to get your head or anything.
02:57Not going to work, Mom.
03:00The cheese roll's actually the first thing that Liv and I ever won together,
03:02and now that she's home, the Rooney twins are rock solid!
03:10We are rock solid, right, Liv?
03:13Absolutely, Maddie.
03:14No way I am missing the Cheddar Brot Fest this year.
03:16I promise.
03:19Hey, Mom and Dad.
03:20You feeling queasy?
03:22Cause it's about to get cheesy.
03:29Run time!
03:33What?
03:37What?
03:38What?
03:39What?
03:41I'm out with the sunshine!
03:44I lace up the hot dog!
03:46When you stand and kill me or not!
03:49Yeah, show me what you got!
03:51I'm under the spotlight!
03:54How dare you come on and follow!
03:57You dance to your own beat!
03:59I'll sing the melody!
04:01When you say yeah!
04:04I say no when you say so.
04:09All I want to do is go, go, go.
04:12You, you, the other half of me, me.
04:16The half I'll never be.
04:18The half that drives me crazy.
04:22You, you, the other half of me, me.
04:26The half I'll always be.
04:29But we both know we're better in stereo.
04:38There it is, partner.
04:40The Golden Bratwurst Trophy awarded to the winners of the Slippery Sausage Toss.
04:47Make no mistake, she will be mine.
04:52How can you tell when a bratwurst is a lady?
04:55By the way, she's checking me out.
04:58Hey, girl.
05:01In the Slippery Sausage Toss, one teammate tosses a greasy sausage to the other one.
05:07If you drop one, you're out.
05:09It's a metaphor for life.
05:14Want to see my mad skills?
05:16Drop me, bro.
05:18Bro.
05:18Drop me.
05:19Right here, bro.
05:20Right here.
05:28Don't stop.
05:30Big surprise.
05:31You guys, you're horrible at catching.
05:33You've seen me throw, so that's out.
05:37Look, we have to win that trophy.
05:40I must get to my laboratory to build a device that gives you the power to catch.
05:45That sounds good, partner.
05:49Oh, and, uh, you take care of yourself, little mama.
06:01Thanks, Joey.
06:02It's kind of hard to carry my books and work these things, so.
06:05I don't know.
06:06Taking care of the family is what I do.
06:09And now that the ladies from sixth period have seen me be a gentleman for my sister, I'm done.
06:17Later, Limpie.
06:21Thanks.
06:29Dickie.
06:30Hey.
06:31How are you?
06:32I miss you.
06:34It's 40 below zero.
06:37It's like the air is trying to kill me.
06:41When Maddie was supposed to leave for the Junior Olympics basketball team,
06:45I decided I didn't want to be home when she wasn't.
06:48So I signed up to be a foreign exchange student.
06:52Which is, like, way romantic, except then, you know, I blew my knee out, so I couldn't go.
06:58So now I have a boyfriend who's 6,000 miles away.
07:02What a jerk.
07:04Guess what happens when you're the last foreign exchange student to sign up?
07:09You get the country that nobody wants, Tundrabania.
07:14Heard of the Arctic Circle?
07:15That's where Tundrabanian kids go on spring break to warm up.
07:21I really wish you were going to be here for Cheddar Broadfest.
07:24I do, too.
07:26It's so cold.
07:28Say things that are warm.
07:31Is that Diggy?
07:33Mrs. Rooney, hey, I heard you got promoted to vice principal.
07:37Congratulations.
07:38Thanks.
07:39It's a big job.
07:42Yeah, she's, um, she's in charge of things like, you know, enforcing the rules.
07:46For example, no face capping in the hall.
07:49Confiscated.
07:53Okay.
07:55I know that you're trying to rattle me,
07:57but me and Liv are going to take you down at the cheese roll.
08:01Bam!
08:02What?
08:05Maybe I am.
08:07Why don't you go cry to your boyfriend in Tundrabania about it?
08:10Oh, wait, you can't.
08:12I got your phone.
08:16Would you mind helping me carry my books?
08:20No.
08:21Okay.
08:22I got this.
08:30Mama's here.
08:31Mama's here.
08:32Come on.
08:35This changes nothing.
08:49Are you making your own sausage?
08:54Cool.
08:56It's not just any sausage, all right?
08:59I'm putting pieces of metal into the links.
09:02You want to know why?
09:04Don't need to.
09:06Sometimes you get a feeling that something special's about to happen.
09:11Here, put these on.
09:13I figured out how to win the slippery sausage toss.
09:18And then, you're making your own sausage.
09:18Come on.
09:18Think fast.
09:19We're making sure to check it out.
09:19I'm going to see the other side on the cliff.
09:22So, we're close.
09:24Bling equals.
09:25Hotter!
09:27Think fast.
09:32I caught it!
09:35Witchcraft!
09:37The rings are magnets. The metal sausage will stick right to them. It's doof-proof.
09:44Isn't this... cheating?
09:47Hey, the rulebook doesn't say you can't stuff the sausage with metal and wear electromagnetic rings.
09:54I'm sold. Any chances of matching necklace and chalice?
09:59Sorry, some things I just like to keep for myself.
10:08Today is the Cheddar BratFest.
10:10I finally get to do the cheese roll with my sister again.
10:14I was actually so excited that I went to bed in my champagne jacket last night.
10:22Parker, come on! You're gonna be late for Cheddar BratFest!
10:26You too, Liv and Maddie.
10:31Hey, for you to miss a ride and have to forfeit the cheese roll, start the car.
10:36Nice try, Mom.
10:39Maddie, come on!
10:41Uh-oh. Look. Somebody hung my space where I was supposed to start.
10:46Looks perfect.
10:49About time someone recognized my superior hanging abilities.
10:54I am so proud of you.
11:00Next weekend my little space werewolf is gonna be walking the red carpet at her movie premiere!
11:06Thanks, Dad.
11:09Aww.
11:12Using affection to neutralize competitive fire. Fierce power move.
11:18Not primetime's first rodeo.
11:23How great is this?
11:26Nothing can stop my triumphant return to the Cheddar BratFest.
11:30Yes!
11:32Major space werewolf problems!
11:37Whitney!
11:38What are you doing in Stephen's Point?
11:40You're the producer. You're supposed to be in Hollywood getting ready for the premiere.
11:43Well, I hopped on the studio's private jet and came straight here to give you some horrible news.
11:48Lunar foxes changed their premiere to the same day as ours!
11:52No!
11:53Those dirty lunar foxes!
11:57So the buzz on space werewolves is so huge that a rival studio made a copycat film called Lunar Foxes.
12:06Pathetic.
12:07It's like putting ketchup on a bagel and calling it pizza.
12:11They're trying to steal our audience!
12:13Not only is their premiere the same day as ours, but they're going to project their movie onto the face
12:20of the moon!
12:22We can't get beat with the moon!
12:24Yes, we can!
12:26I changed our premiere to tonight!
12:29Don't quit, don't quit!
12:31We gotta get you packed!
12:33We're going to Hollywood right now!
12:35Uh, now? No!
12:36Uh, Mr. Cheddar BratFest, I promised my sister that I would be there for the cheese roll.
12:44Liv, you are the star of space werewolves!
12:49We need you at the premiere, so...
12:51Unless this cheese you're gonna roll costs a hundred million dollars to make, you're getting on that plane.
13:00Fine. I guess I'm going.
13:03What, you're not going to the Cheddar BratFest?
13:07Well, you promised me.
13:11I guess it must mean something different in Hollywood than it does in Wisconsin.
13:22I guess the only thing Liv's gonna crush in that cheese roll is Maddie's heart.
13:28Too soon? Yeah, it's too soon.
13:40Ha-ha! Look at that!
13:44Amazing! Let's hear it!
13:46For Ingleburn Lambert and the Pretzel King, everybody!
13:52Hey, Maddie.
13:54I'm sorry Liv's not here. You-you doing okay?
13:57Yeah!
13:58I'm fine.
13:59I mean, you know, Liv's doing her thing and I'm doing mine, so...
14:04Besides...
14:06I'm gonna take you down the south.
14:09Mm-hmm!
14:12Mm-hmm!
14:17Mm-hmm!
14:18Mm-hmm!
14:25Mm-hmm!
14:27Dude, look at me!
14:30Mm-hmm!
14:32Mm-hmm!
14:37okay let's go you should be in hollywood stop oh i should be here okay oh no there's no stopping
14:46we need time to sell you for that premiere oh what do you do planes are waiting wow you are
14:53really strong quickly i can't just leave my sister hanging like this okay i made her a promise
15:00to make you make that promise with your abs
15:11whitney if you make me go to that premiere tonight all of those photographers are going
15:15to see you on the red carpet is this boom boom boom sad face no no no no sad face
15:23on the red
15:23carpet whitney come on there has to be some way to get me to go to both the cheddar process
15:28and
15:28my premiere it's just not possible
15:41technically it might be kind of possible
15:44if we delay the private jet two hours and do your hair and makeup here
15:49then i can still do the cheese roll with my sister and be in hollywood on time for the premiere
15:53hold on bam hometown girl spends time with her family before big hollywood premiere
16:02that is a story with heart you can't project that onto the moon let's do it
16:08boom boom boom happy face
16:15lots of awesome sausages
16:17and they're out
16:19while parker rooney's throwing sausage at his big brother joey there
16:24and he is catching everything but a cold
16:27i tell you it's amazing this joey rooney i mean it's like he is a broad catching octopus
16:32a broctopus if you will
16:34oh we're down two teams only two teams left
16:37i know his sister is in the movies but joey rooney is the real star today
16:43unbelievable
16:44this is just an incredible display of broad catching ability i haven't seen since old
16:49but oh that's it it's over parker and joey rooney wins
16:58unbelievable stuff what's your secret boys
17:01science hard work
17:07okay enough pimping the cheese rolls about to start
17:10livy let them work their magic you are going to be photographed more tonight than you've been in your entire
17:16life
17:16you need to look perfect
17:24let's go
17:24come on people this cheese pork thing has us on a great schedule
17:28oh quickly
17:29come on
17:30i want to grab my phone i want to text maddie that i'm on my way now that i know
17:33i'm actually coming
17:47no no no no no no no no no
17:53what the
17:54oh
17:55hey
17:59hi
18:00so um
18:02my hair kind of got sucked into a
18:05oh
18:05a meat grinder
18:10but uh you know on the bright side
18:13help me help me with me help me i don't know what to do
18:22and
18:23to the slippery sausage toss champions goes
18:26the golden brown
18:27power
18:31seriously
18:32joey rooney how did you do it
18:34oh well johnny johnny johnny success is fifty percent preparation and fifty percent perspiration
18:41me
18:41no no no
18:42i like to sprinkle in another sixteen percent of natural born handsomeness and one metric leader of straight up balla
18:50skills yo
18:52hey listen
18:53is there anything you can't catch i mean think fast huh
18:56oh
18:59second time's a charm
19:00there you go
19:04um
19:05why don't you try throwing one from a husband
19:12holy hidden secrets
19:15the rooney boys stuffed their sausages with metal and joey's rings are magnets
19:20oh
19:23how could you do this to the cheddar broth fest
19:27i thought we raised you to respect sausage
19:33okay
19:34i got a guy coming
19:35he's gonna get your hair out so we can salvage it for the premiere
19:39can you do it in the next five minutes so then i can make the cheese roll
19:42sister it's gonna take two hours to fix your hair you're not going to the festival
19:47whitney i promised my sister
19:49no no no
20:21Okay, Maddie needs you. You can do this. You can do this.
20:36Oh, I don't need to bend my arm. That got stuck.
20:39Oh, I don't need to bend my arm.
20:47So you just saw this. Just it, Maddie Rudy has backed out of the cheese roll.
20:53That means Pete and Karen Rooney are winners by default, huh?
20:58That's her and for her, Bugs, huh?
21:00You ready for that crown, Pete?
21:04Cheese.
21:07You're gonna have to earn that crown.
21:11What?
21:13Oh, they hacked up on some hair.
21:16Ooh, wow.
21:18Ooh, what happened?
21:21Oh, you know, it's just your typical hair gets caught in a meat grinder and has to be hacked off
21:27in order to keep a promise to your best friend's last sister kind of story.
21:30One of those.
21:33Wait, you sacrificed your hair for me?
21:37What about your premiere?
21:38Um, actually, Whitney says that if I can win this within the next ten minutes, I can still make the
21:43premiere.
21:44Nine minutes, 38 seconds.
21:46Take talk, ladies.
21:47Okay, Maddie, let's do this.
21:50Woo!
21:53Okay, seriously, gave me the hood.
21:54People are staring.
21:55Thanks.
22:01Looks like we're gonna have a cheese roll after all.
22:04Ha-ha!
22:06Partners, get ready to chuck that cheddar.
22:09Please, oh, please, let's roll some cheese.
22:13I got it, I got it.
22:15The four-time chip grabs his wheel of cheese and lets him fly and down goes the pretzel man.
22:21What a great shot.
22:22And there goes the younger Rudy pretzel man.
22:26Oh, here we go Pistol Pete again.
22:29He's fired up.
22:30And there goes that wheel of cheese.
22:33See, now lift.
22:35Look at that shot lined up.
22:37Oh, nation just desolated that house.
22:41And now it's down to the always difficult pretzel castle, folks.
22:49Hey, uh, hey, primetime.
22:52You know, if you choke now, you lose to girls whose diapers you've changed.
22:56Oh.
22:57Sorry, that's right.
22:58You never changed our diapers.
23:00I was too worried I would get clumsy and drop you.
23:04Well, I really hope you don't drop this wheel of cheese.
23:07You know, it weighs about as much as a baby girl.
23:13Oh, did she get in your head?
23:21Shake it off, primetime.
23:23You're the champ.
23:24This is for all the marbles.
23:26And here he goes and lets him roll it.
23:29Jimmy, Chuck, Duck, Mother of Man.
23:32Woo!
23:34If the twins can knock down their pretzel castle, they win!
23:38She intimidated my partner.
23:40You go get her, pretzel king.
23:42There is no smack talk in the cheese roll.
23:45You are banned from aiming your partner.
23:48What?
23:48No!
23:49How can I hit the castle without my aimer?
23:51You know what, Liv?
23:52It's fine.
23:53You got this.
23:54Because if anyone can find a castle, it's a princess.
23:57Of course.
24:00Activate diva sonar.
24:11Got it.
24:12Target locked.
24:31Still eating is under here.
24:32Game to you.
24:34There's a new cheese sheriff in town, and her name is Bullseye Rudy.
24:38How come I run for free?
24:40We gotta go.
24:42Let's get on the plane, Rudy.
24:45Um, wait, all of us?
24:47You think I'm going to my big Hollywood premiere without my family?
24:53Move, move, move.
24:55Do it.
24:56Do it.
24:57Yes.
24:59I love you, Rick Hudson.
25:02That was exciting, huh?
25:04Oh, boy.
25:05For the record, I didn't even want to go to Liv Rooney's stupid Hollywood premiere, you know?
25:11My job's right here at Stephen's Point.
25:13Um, we have an extra seat on the plane, so it's, uh, yours if you want it.
25:20Johnny Dimes is going to Hollywood.
25:22Dib this out!
25:43I'm really glad Wisconsin Live is back,
25:45but Hollywood Live has some serious perks.
25:51Let's keep her around.
25:54Hey, guys, family photo.
25:56Come on in.
26:00Everyone say cheese.
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