00:01Porcupines win! Porcupines win!
00:05Don't you believe in miracles?
00:08Well, you better, because Bridgewood High is your new Wisconsin Girls Basketball State champs.
00:16Oh, wait, where is she? Maddie Rooney.
00:19I'm here with Maddie Rooney. She psyched that game-winning shot.
00:23We won! Porcupines won State Brown Champs!
00:29She usually says, damn, what? But she changed it, because today's special, State Champs!
00:37Well, it is going to be a porcupine party at Stevens Point tonight. I'm not going to miss it.
00:44I'm Johnny Nimbus, signing off from the porcupine band.
00:48I'm Johnny Nimbus!
00:52I'm Johnny Nimbus!
00:56I'm comigo!
01:01I'm up with the sunshine
01:04I'm laced at my house
01:06I'm huntin' to slam dunk
01:08When you're not
01:10They show me what you got
01:12I'm under the spotlight
01:14How dare you come on and follow
01:18You dance to your own beat
01:20I'll sing the melody when you say yeah
01:25I'll say no when you say so
01:30All I wanna do is go, go, go
01:34You, you, never have to leave me
01:38The happiness of me
01:40The happiness of me
01:44You, you, never have to leave me
01:49The happiness of me
01:51We will know
01:54We're better in stereo
02:01Look who's on the front page
02:04What?
02:07That's me!
02:09This is so cool, Mom
02:12My little girl is a headline news
02:15I made that beautiful face in my baby oven
02:23Parker, let's go
02:25Victory parade will be here any minute
02:27To take us to the rally
02:30Yeah, hold that thought
02:32Three, two, one
02:37Freedom!
02:41My month-long punishment is over
02:43On my favorite TV show, Linda and Heather
02:48The rascally little brother
02:50Turned his refrigerator into a time machine
02:53I tried to do the same thing to our fridge
02:57It did not go well
03:00It did not go well at all
03:06I had a half a meatball sub in there
03:08They found it four blocks away
03:12He still ate it
03:15Mom and Dad punished me with a month of no TV
03:19No computer
03:20No video games
03:22Also, the government confiscated a good portion of my home laboratory
03:28Don't copy what you see on TV, yo
03:32Maddie, I'm really proud of how you battled back from that knee injury
03:36And now look at you
03:37My big sis, the state champ
03:40Oh, thank you
03:44That means a lot to me, little bro
03:46Good
03:47Bank that feeling because I'm not going to your rally
03:52What?
03:53Linda and Heather's season ends tonight
03:56I have to watch the four episodes I missed before the finale airs
04:00If I don't, it'll be spoiler city at school tomorrow
04:03And you know, the spoil makes me boil
04:08Yeah, dude, don't even worry
04:11I totally get it
04:12I love that show
04:15Oh, wait till you get to the one where Heather's at the
04:17No spoilers
04:20I will re-break your knee
04:24Oh, it's the parade
04:32Mom?
04:34No
04:36But Maddie
04:38It's a parade
04:45Nope
04:47Not a parade
04:48Just the boy who broke my daughter's heart
04:53Dickie is going away to be an exchange student again
04:56And it's actually why we broke up
05:00I bet he wants to say goodbye to me
05:02But I don't think I could handle that
05:04Besides, I mean
05:06There's a new man in my life
05:08And his name is Victory
05:14Hi, Maddie
05:16Can I just have, like, a minute?
05:18Hello
05:24Steven's boy
05:26We are coming to you live
05:28We're at the home of Coach Rooney
05:30And Team Captain
05:32Slash MVP
05:34Slash Funk Hero
05:35Slash, I just like saying, slash
05:37Maddie Rooney
05:39Hey, champs
05:40It's parade time
05:41Let's get a move on
05:44Let's go
05:44You're a big fella
05:46Push these people out of my way
05:52Alright, so I'll just
05:53I'll just catch you later then, Maddie
05:55You can stay, but, uh
06:00I'm in Linda and Heather mode, brah
06:05So I'm gonna need you to dance
06:07Go, go, go, go
06:10grass, grass, grass
06:12I play again
06:13Push, push, push
06:14And Heather
06:15Or tomorrow
06:16Linda and Heather
06:19Let's press
06:25Hey, Joey, are you there?
06:27You are not using proper walkie-talkie etiquette, Liv.
06:33Over.
06:36Um, okay, Joey, the parade is going to be here, like, literally any second, so...
06:41All the more reason to use proper walkie-talkie etiquette, Liv.
06:50I'm over.
06:55Fine.
06:57Lobby to Porcupine Pit.
06:59Come in, Porcupine Pit. We need streamers.
07:04Still didn't hear an over.
07:07Give me the streamers!
07:09We are a go for streamers, over and out.
07:18Number one fan is in the house.
07:24Dumb truck, you hear a fan of girls' basketball?
07:28Hey, it's not girls' basketball.
07:31It's basketball that happens to be played by young women.
07:35You want a boy's black eye?
07:40Who's this fuzzy-wuzzy ball-a-cute?
07:43His name is Fat Neck.
07:45Because of his big fat neck.
07:47Are you neck-shaming my rabbit?
07:49His neck is very handsome, sir.
07:52I gotta go change into my Porcupine fan gear.
07:55Will you watch Fat Neck for me?
07:56Awesome!
07:58You wanna hang with Uncle Jojo?
08:02Yes.
08:02You do, too.
08:05I hate it when people talk to pets.
08:08There are a lot of rules that I am not up to speed on.
08:12But here's the most important rule.
08:15If anything happens to my rabbit, I will be irritated.
08:20There too far, I will lash out at people.
08:24Ergo, you.
08:28I'll be right back, my fat fuzzy-wuzzy.
08:31I thought you hated it.
08:32It's different when I do it.
08:35Don't you worry, Mr. Dubtruck, sir.
08:38Your body isn't good.
08:43And...
08:44Oh, no.
08:50All right, here.
08:51As soon as I got your text.
08:53I only used my phone to contact my mother and pediatrician.
09:00But when I saw Reggie running down the street shouting,
09:04I'm going, Dr. B.
09:06It seemed prudent to follow.
09:11You ready for a Linda and Heather marathon?
09:15What do you think?
09:18Go chicken soup!
09:21We can have soup?
09:23Yes!
09:25No.
09:26That's something Linda and Heather say on our favorite show.
09:29My bad, dog.
09:32My mother just allowed me to start watching TV.
09:36I haven't had the courage to do it yet.
09:39But today's the day.
09:43Evan, all you need to know is Linda and Heather are besties.
09:47And in the last episode, Reggie and I saw,
09:50Linda was invited to be the first teenager on the International Space Station.
09:56Do you think she'll take Heather with her?
09:58Or her vampire boyfriend, Steve?
10:02Reggie, she's not taking Steve.
10:05Heather's her BFF.
10:07And BFFs have each other's back.
10:09You know, like how you didn't watch Linda and Heather for the last month
10:13because I wasn't allowed to watch it.
10:15Please, I gotta have my boy to watch my show about my girls.
10:23Okay, we have to watch all four episodes we missed before the finale airs.
10:28No time for breaks.
10:29So our butts are stapled to this couch for the rest of the night.
10:33But what if I need a drink?
10:35A mom said I could only come over if I kept myself properly hydrated.
10:42Please, you're in Dr. P's world now.
10:46This is hooked up to lemonade.
10:51Chocolate milk.
10:55And guacamole for our chips.
10:59We need to have chips?
11:02For being a fruit?
11:06I was saving this for Christmas, but today's more important.
11:22God bless us.
11:24Everyone.
11:29Okay, the parade is coming.
11:32Sticky tape down, people.
11:38The parade just turned into a victory rally on Channel 4.
11:44So, Dally, get down to that rally.
11:46Yeah!
11:47Yeah!
11:53Maddie!
11:54Maddie, Maddie!
11:55Hey, I just, I have to talk to you.
11:57You feel like you're quick.
12:00A second.
12:04Hi, Liv.
12:08Diggy.
12:11I have been icing you out in a show of sisterly solidarity.
12:19I bet you felt that, too.
12:25Why do you need to talk to Maddie so bad?
12:29Because I made a stupid mistake when I broke up with her.
12:33Yeah, you did.
12:38What's up?
12:40I woke up this morning ready to go to Australia.
12:46But it just hit me how hard being away from Maddie is going to be.
12:52I don't know if I should go.
12:55What are you saying?
12:59I want to get back together with her.
13:02Whoa.
13:03Okay, but, Liv, do you think that she'd take me back?
13:06Because if she will, I'm not going to leave.
13:09I don't know.
13:10I mean, Diggy, this is huge.
13:12I can't answer that for her.
13:14You're going to have to ask her yourself.
13:15I have been trying all day.
13:19I leave for the airport in a half an hour.
13:22What?
13:24Um, okay, you know what?
13:26You just sit by the Polly statue,
13:28and I will go get Maddie before you leave.
13:31Are you serious?
13:32Yes.
13:33Okay, thank you.
13:34Oh, um,
13:38you're going to fix your hair before Maddie comes back, right?
13:45What?
13:45I thought I thought it looked good.
13:49You're going to fix your hair before Maddie comes back, right?
14:13Let's go, porcupines!
14:26Where's my bunny?
14:29What did Joey do with my bunny?
14:34Hey, buddy, how that geek is going to drop?
14:38Ladies and gentlemen, number four, Brie Martucci!
14:47Oh, good!
14:49Maddie, Diggy really needs to talk to you,
14:51and it is huge news.
14:54Okay, Liv, I'm actually too busy celebrating with people
14:57who want to be in my life to talk to somebody who doesn't.
15:00Number nine, Cat Montenegro!
15:05Okay, Maddie, I really, really, really wanted you to hear this from Diggy,
15:08but he says that he's going to stay if you tell him to.
15:12What?
15:13Oh, Johnny just announced Cat.
15:18You guys are talking about something else, aren't you?
15:23Maddie, he wants to get back together with you!
15:26I mean, obviously, like, if that's what you want,
15:28but that is what you want, right?
15:34I mean, yeah, it was,
15:38but I guess I kind of gave up on that ever happening, so...
15:44I don't know.
15:46Maybe?
15:47Okay, well, then, Maddie, you have to get out there and talk to him.
15:51Because he's waiting for you at the Polly statue,
15:53but he's going to leave for the airport in, like, ten minutes.
15:56Nineteen, Samantha Byman!
16:00Okay, look, there is an entire town full of people waiting for me in that gym.
16:05It's not like I can be in two places at the same time.
16:09Maybe there's a way that you can.
16:12There is?
16:14Number eight, Lacey Solinger!
16:17I'll explain it to you later, sweetie, okay?
16:21Okay, Maddie, give me your uniform and your spare pair of glasses.
16:26I will go to the rally.
16:27You go get Diggy.
16:28And, Willow, can you just also have time to change?
16:31Got it.
16:32Okay, great.
16:33Number 44, Mrs. Joey Rudy!
16:39What?
16:40They asked how we wanted to be introduced.
16:42It's my big dick.
16:47There she is.
16:50And now, your team captain, Maddie Rooney.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:57I think before we bring Maddie out,
16:59I think everyone would love to hear one of your famous weather poems, Johnny.
17:04Oh, no, no, I couldn't.
17:06It's not the right time.
17:08Hickory dickory, no.
17:10The temperature's starting to drop.
17:13Hickory dickory, dizzle.
17:16Outside, it's starting to drizzle.
17:18Thunder goes full.
17:20Lightning.
17:21Shut up for Maddie Rooney!
17:36You, uh...
17:39Hi!
17:40Hi!
17:42I would like to thank...
17:45The Academy!
17:50Um, Johnny, how about another one of those weather poems?
17:56Oh, no, I couldn't.
17:57Nobody wants to hear roses or red, violets or blue.
18:03The high on Tuesday was 72!
18:12This episode is epic.
18:15I can't wait for the season finale on the International Space Station.
18:20Dare I say it?
18:21I'm a little giddy.
18:25Wait until you see the end of this episode.
18:27When the girls catch the Phantom Breakdancer,
18:30he's the B-boy that you can't see, boy!
18:37Wait.
18:38How do you know how they catch the Phantom Breakdancer?
18:42You watched this episode without me.
18:46I'm sorry.
18:47I watched all the episodes.
18:50It's the Phantom Breakdancer, Parker.
18:53How can I turn away?
18:56I thought we were friends.
18:59Why should I be punished because you blew up your fridge?
19:02I was building a time machine for us.
19:18Did I not recently entrust you with the most precious thing I possess?
19:25I mean, can you really possess a pet?
19:29I mean, in some ways, they own us.
19:31Zip it!
19:35Did you lose my beloved bunny?
19:38Okay!
19:39I did lose him, but then I spotted him.
19:44But then he went somewhere where I could not get to him.
19:49So I was just fleeing for my life.
19:59What do you mean you couldn't get to him?
20:03He hopped into the girls' locker room.
20:14Fat neck, you sly dog.
20:19Go get him.
20:21Mr. Truck, I can't just go into the girls' locker room.
20:25Either you go into that locker room and you grab my rabbit,
20:30or I go into your chest and I grab your heart.
20:36To the girls' locker room and I go.
20:42Okay.
20:44What are you going to say when you see him?
20:47Ahem, sup, ahem, sup, ahem, sup.
20:51That's the one.
20:51Let's go.
20:58Ladies, I am not a sneaky peeker.
21:01I am just looking for my giant rabbit.
21:04Joey, get out of the girls' locker room.
21:09Oh.
21:11Whoa.
21:12Joey, what did you just do?
21:15What?
21:16No, I didn't mean to do that.
21:18You startled me, so I just jumped back and hit.
21:24Are you kidding me?
21:27Joey, I am going to kill you.
21:29Why are you so upset?
21:33Oh, I found Fat neck.
21:36Fat neck.
21:37I am safe.
21:39Just gotta get him to dump truck.
21:44Oh, we can't get out.
21:48Now I get it.
21:50I'm going to go ahead and say it.
21:52That's my bad.
22:01What on earth are you doing, Liv?
22:04What?
22:06Liv?
22:07No, Mom, it's me.
22:09I'm not a...
22:11Really?
22:13Name one female sports star.
22:23Beyonce likes to SoulCycle.
22:29Okay, fine.
22:30You got me.
22:31Maddie and I switched so that she could go talk to Diggy before he leaves for Australia.
22:35You have to get back together with her.
22:37Well, a lie for love negates all of my disapproval.
22:42But remember, you can never get one past your parents.
22:47We will always know.
22:50Maddie.
22:53You're up next.
22:54I'm so proud of you, Maddie.
22:58Hey, Ridgewood, who wants to hear Maddie Rooney talk about that winning shot, huh?
23:08Hi.
23:09Talk about the basketball, East Rope.
23:12Okay, well, you go get Maddie.
23:15Mama's got this.
23:17You know, before Maddie speaks, I think it's time for Vice Principal Rooney State Championship
23:26Rally Flag Extravaganza.
23:30Maestro.
23:54Can I please watch Lyndon Heather?
24:02You saw this one already, traitor.
24:05You've earned that bucket of shame.
24:09So, friend who did not betray my trust,
24:18who do you think Lyndon will take to the International Space Station?
24:22Heather or Steve the Vampire?
24:27I'm afraid to express an opinion for fear that I will get a bucket, too.
24:35Mark my words, Evan.
24:37Lyndon will take Heather.
24:38I know my girl.
24:39And my girl will take her girl.
24:42Who is also my girl.
24:48Lyndon, I shouldn't have lied to you.
24:51But you're my friend, Heather.
24:55Friends?
24:55Forgive friends.
24:58Besty hug!
25:02Wow.
25:05When the wacky hygiene send, this show makes me think about life.
25:11Reggie, take that bucket off and give me a Lyndon Heather.
25:15Besty hug, you big dummy.
25:24Bessies!
25:34Diggie is going to leave any minute, and I have to get to the Pauly statue.
25:38Why don't you just text him?
25:43Ah, because my phone is trapped inside the lockers that you just knocked over.
25:49Shh, you're upsetting, Fat Neck.
25:56Maddie?
25:57Are you okay?
25:59Willow!
25:59I have to get to Diggie, and I'm trapped in here.
26:02Please help!
26:07I'm sorry, Maddie.
26:09It's not budging.
26:10It would take, like, five guys to lift these.
26:13Okay.
26:15I can't believe you trapped us in here, Joey.
26:18Joey's in here?
26:31Thanks, Willow!
26:33No!
26:33No!
26:34You saved now, Munchkin!
26:39Diggie!
26:41Diggie, am I too late?
26:54Diggie, am I too late?
26:55We're back!
26:59No talking!
27:01It's the season finale!
27:03He's tense.
27:07Linda, have you made your decision?
27:10I have, Heather.
27:12This is it! This is the moment!
27:18The person I want to join me on the International Space Station is to be continued.
27:30No!
27:34What's happening?
27:39Dude, we got cliffhangered.
27:42Evan, honey, sometimes a show ends a season with an unfinished moment to bring viewers back in for the next
27:48season.
27:49My mom was right! Television is a demon box!
27:54Dr. P, what are we gonna do?
27:57We are gonna sit on this couch until season three starts.
28:04Boo-chicken soup!
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