00:07It was a peaceful day in downtown Stevens Point.
00:31It was a peaceful day in downtown Stevens Point.
01:05What kind of bonkers boy business is this?
01:09Uh, we're destroying fake Stevens Point.
01:13Care to participate in significant humans?
01:19Yeah.
01:32Oh, that felt good.
01:35Hey, I'm gonna go check the video footage from the roof camera.
01:42Liv, you're a high-class woman of the world, so can I get your advice on a matter of the
01:48heart?
01:49Yes, of course.
01:51I love that you came to me, Reginald.
01:53What's the love one one?
01:55I'm crushing on an older girl.
01:57I'm not sure how to get her to notice me.
02:00Ooh, someone likes their cheese-aged.
02:05Okay, so tell me about this girl.
02:06Oh, she's got it going on with a smile that lights up the room.
02:12Bling!
02:13Cool.
02:13Oh, okay.
02:16Well, my advice would be dress to impress, you know?
02:20Give a hoot, wear a suit.
02:24And, you know, a heartfelt poem never goes out of style, so.
02:27A poem?
02:29I could flow with that.
02:31Yeah.
02:32I bet you could.
02:34Flow on, Casanova.
02:40Ew.
02:42How's that look?
02:44Did you just swallow a bug or something?
02:47Isn't it obvious?
02:49You're the older girl with the bling smile.
02:52Little Reggie has a crush on you.
02:55No.
02:56I mean, thank you for the props of my smile, Mom.
02:59But, really, he just wanted my advice.
03:00Uh, trust me, I know kids.
03:04He was vibing you so that he didn't embarrass himself by vibing.
03:10It's just a word that kids use.
03:14Yeah, Mom, no one uses that word.
03:18Hey, Mom.
03:19Thanks for picking me up these new underwear.
03:22I am totally vibing these new boxer briefs.
03:30I'll never say it again.
03:32Great.
03:41I'm up with the sunshine.
03:43I'm laced up my heart.
03:45I'll bring a slam dunk.
03:47When you're not, yeah, show me what you got.
03:52I'm under the spotlight.
03:53I'll tell you, come on, you'll follow.
03:57You dance to your own beat.
04:00I'll sing the melody.
04:02When you say yeah.
04:05I'll say no.
04:07When you say stop.
04:10All I want to do is go, go, go.
04:13You, you, never help us.
04:16Me, me, the help I'll never be.
04:20The help that drives me crazy.
04:24You, you, better help us.
04:27Me, me, the help I always need.
04:41I am ready for my morning practice, Coach Dad.
04:44You sure?
04:45It's going to be a tough one.
04:46Oh, yeah.
04:47Bring it.
04:48I want my sweat to sweat.
04:51Okay, so ever since I came back from my knee injury,
04:55my basketball team has lost a game.
04:58Oh, oh, Mad Dog is back and better than ever.
05:03Oh, I guess I'm smiling.
05:07See?
05:10All right, Mad Dog, let's do this.
05:12Let's do this.
05:14Not so fast, Maddie.
05:16We need to talk about your grades.
05:19Okay, what about my grades?
05:20Well, you're on academic hold.
05:23Now, I'm sorry, honey, but I have to suspend you from the basketball team.
05:28What?
05:29Yeah, what?
05:30I'm acing every class.
05:32Now she's acing every class.
05:37Not home ec.
05:38You're failing.
05:40Yeah, no, I meant like every real class.
05:43Right, Dad?
05:48Okay, this would generally be the part where you, like, back me up.
05:52Sorry, Maddie.
05:55The grades come first.
05:57Yeah, your father's right.
05:58Now you need to go talk to Mr. Clodfelter.
06:02What?
06:03No!
06:05I can't...
06:06I can't talk to him because...
06:08Because he's just...
06:10He's a monster!
06:13You can't make me talk to him!
06:15Are you guys buying this?
06:18No?
06:21Fine.
06:22You weren't buying it even for, like, a second?
06:25Damn.
06:32Hey!
06:33Where is Mr. Clodfelter?
06:53All right, class.
06:55Fawn's down, spoon's up.
06:56We're making crepes.
06:58Let's get ready to whip it and flip it.
07:04Look who's here.
07:07Maddie Rooney.
07:08You can't fail me.
07:10Teachers don't fail students.
07:13Students fail themselves.
07:34Okay, but if you don't change my grade, I am off the basketball team.
07:40Well, if you want to pass home ec, you got to do the work.
07:44Respect the ec, yo.
07:49Okay, so if I'm being honest, some of my projects didn't exactly turn out the way I had hoped.
07:57She made me lasagna.
08:00Or a doorstop, I can't tell.
08:03She made me a sweatshirt.
08:08I don't let her make me anything.
08:11Life's too short.
08:13Okay, so home ec isn't exactly my bag.
08:17But isn't there anything that I can do for extra credit?
08:20Well, there is one thing you can do.
08:23Win the Clodfelter cooking competition this Friday.
08:28Okay, I'm in.
08:30Who am I going to make cry when I beat them?
08:34Bunny, I was just asking myself the same thing.
08:44Wait, okay.
08:46I have to beat Artie to get back on the team?
08:51Have you guys seen the gourmet treats that he drops off to woo Liz?
08:55Because he calls this one a living Artie berry tardie.
09:03Hello, my star sous chef.
09:07Oh, right back at you, my culinary king.
09:12So, Miss Rooney versus Chef Artie.
09:17Do you feel you're up for the challenge?
09:19Or are you going to deflate like a bad chocolate souffle?
09:24Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
09:29ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
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09:40ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
10:00¡Gracias!
10:20Oh, what movie?
10:21In a world where gladiators need friends, there is the gladiator game.
10:33I really want to see that movie. Can I come?
10:36Joey, I can't take you out of school to see a movie.
10:46Come on, those weird moose kids get to leave.
10:50They're going on a field trip. That's the Moose Enthusiasts Club.
10:55Okay, all right, well, the gladiator gang is set in ancient Rome.
11:00The ancient Roman history club is born.
11:05Nice try, Joey.
11:07But school comes before movies.
11:11Dad, I have two free periods with a lunch in between, a 4.3 GPA,
11:18and I just so happen to have popcorn in my pocket.
11:23Don't ask me why.
11:26You know what?
11:29Let's do it.
11:33How old is this popcorn?
11:36I don't know.
11:38How old is this sweater?
11:58Reggie, you look so great.
12:00Thanks, Slip.
12:01I took your advice, dressing to impress my girl.
12:04I wrote a poem, too.
12:06Tell me what you think.
12:07Okay.
12:09Blame.
12:10Blame.
12:11Blame.
12:12My green-eyed girl sings.
12:14Blast off.
12:15She's a rocket.
12:17In orbit around my heart.
12:24This is my heart.
12:27It's beating.
12:31Oh, yes, I can see the hat.
12:34Well, you gotta find Dr. P.
12:36Stay pretty.
12:38Okay.
12:41Okay.
12:42So maybe Reggie does have a curse for me.
12:44Oh, I said that.
12:45Remember when I said that?
12:46Does mama know kids or what?
12:51Mom, how am I supposed to let someone down when they're as sweet as that?
12:55Oh, honey.
12:57Just be delicate.
12:58You know, you're probably the first crush he's ever had.
13:01Oh.
13:02The way you treat him will affect every relationship he ever has.
13:08Ever.
13:12Okay.
13:13Mom, that's kind of like a lot of pressure on me.
13:15Oh, honey, I'm not trying to put pressure on you.
13:17Just remember how tight he is with Parker.
13:20You don't want to destroy that friendship.
13:22How'd you not end me being you right now?
13:26Mom, what am I supposed to do?
13:27You should probably just marry him.
13:45As faculty advisor of the Terminal Velocity Club, I must say, I love skydiving.
13:56After our field trip to the Gladiator movie, Joey and I realized there were a lot of educational opportunities out
14:05there.
14:06All I've got to do is start the right club.
14:11The Compressed Air Fishing Club went scuba diving in Lake Hachibachi.
14:19The Enhanced Engineering Club went to the Monster Truck Rally.
14:24I got this hat and a healthy fear of large trucks.
14:37What's that smell?
14:40Can't tell whether it's coming from the oven or my butt.
14:47It is chicken and dumplings.
14:51It's actually Mr. Claude Feltzer's favorite dish.
14:56Although I'm kind of just now realizing that my dumplings are a little dumpy.
15:02Yeah, well, the fumes are burning my nose.
15:06We need some fresh air.
15:13Hola, Roonies.
15:14Well, now I know what the butt smell was.
15:21Put a sock in it, sassmouth.
15:23I'm just here to drop off my weekly delivery for my future wife, Liv Rooney.
15:42You made a wedding cake?
15:45You do know Liv hates you, right?
15:51There's a fine line between love and hate, child.
15:58Hey, Artie.
16:00Could you do me this really big favor and just kind of bow out of the competition?
16:04Because I really need to win, or else they're not going to let me play basketball anymore.
16:10I could do that, but I won't.
16:13Do you know why?
16:16It's really more of a yes or no question.
16:18I'll tell you why.
16:20It was a crisp October day six years ago.
16:23I'm sure you remember the rest.
16:25Nope.
16:27We were at recess, picking teams for dodgeball.
16:31Ring a bell?
16:31Not a ding.
16:32I stood by hoping that Dodge Dynamo Madison Rooney would look my way and pick me for her team.
16:39Doesn't sound like something I would do.
16:41And you didn't.
16:43I was stuck playing duck-duck-goose with the kindergartners.
16:48Oh, I remember that.
16:51You were a goose for like a whole week.
16:55Wait, you're mad at me because I didn't pick you for dodgeball in grade school?
17:03Not mad, my sweet.
17:06Motivated.
17:08You took my dodgeball hopes.
17:10Now I will take your basketball dreams.
17:13Listen, Artie.
17:15No one threatens my sister except for me.
17:19Now beat it, goose.
17:21Fine.
17:21I was leaving anyway.
17:26Oh, uh, can one of you guys take a picture of Liv eating this?
17:29Ow.
17:35There's no way I'm gonna beat Artie.
17:38I am gonna fail home ec and be benched forever.
17:41Are you really giving up that easily?
17:44You worked so hard to get back on the team.
17:48Come on, Matt.
17:48You gotta be able to cook something.
17:52I just, I don't care about cooking, you know?
17:55The only thing I really care about is basketball.
17:58Well, we have to figure out a way to channel that passion in the food.
18:04We're totally eating Liv's wedding cake first, though, right?
18:07Uh, cha.
18:27Hey, Liv, what you up to?
18:29Oh, just brushing my teeth.
18:42Okay, so I decided the best way to keep sweet little Reggie from feeling rejected was to get him to
18:50reject me first.
18:53Sorry if you have to see me like this.
18:58Uh, you know, I know you really have a thing for those bling smiles, so...
19:04I've gotta say, Liv, I admire you for letting me see your true self.
19:09Now I respect.
19:12No!
19:14You're supposed to reject me!
19:16Because of your teeth?
19:18What type of superficial monster do you think I am?
19:26Okay.
19:28Come here.
19:32Um, so, Reggie, you are a very, very sweet boy.
19:42And, you know, somewhere out there is the perfect girl for you.
19:48And when you meet her, she's gonna have no choice but to orbit around your heart.
19:55But we really need to talk about this crush that you have on this green-eyed older girl, you know?
20:03I think we both know who it is.
20:05Oh, you know Clarissa, too?
20:08Yeah, I do.
20:09Wait, no, what?
20:10No, who's Clarissa?
20:13A girl from my karate dojo.
20:16Okay, but hold on.
20:19You said you had a crush on an older girl.
20:21Yeah, she's three months older than me.
20:27Wait, you didn't think I met you, did you?
20:31Yeah, no, it's possible that I thought that, yes.
20:36Was this disgusting, slobbery master your way of letting me down easy?
20:42Possible that it was, yes.
20:46Liz, you're cute, but you're a little immature for me.
20:54Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find a nice guy.
20:57Oh, that arty dude seems into you.
21:00Want me to hook it up?
21:01Get out.
21:04Get out.
21:14I am so excited to mini-golf.
21:18And is it just me, or do I look great in these tiny elf pants?
21:27Well, looky, looky, looky.
21:31Two roonies playing hooky.
21:34We have permission to stand by our faculty advisor.
21:39Let it go.
21:40It's over, son.
21:43It's not over.
21:44It's not?
21:45Oh, no, no.
21:47I just had to open your club up to new membership, so looks like you have some guests on your
21:53field trip.
21:54Hi, guys.
21:56The Moose Enthusiast Club.
21:58Yeah, and they don't want to mini-golf.
22:01They just want to sit in the woods, you know, just hope that a moose walks by.
22:11Well, can't get any worse.
22:22Hello, roonies.
22:24I hear we're going moosing together.
22:34That's dang corrected.
22:37It got worse.
22:39Well, have fun, boys.
22:50Welcome to the Claude Felter cooking competition, which pits Matty Rooney versus Artie Smalls.
23:03And this is why we cook.
23:13Behold the Claude Felter.
23:17I had to use my pension money to have this lifty thing installed, worth every penny.
23:25Chef Artie, present your plate.
23:33Why did the chicken and dumplings cross the road?
23:39To deliver Matty a beatdown.
23:46Chicken and dumplings.
23:48My favorite dish.
24:04Someone has been reading my self-published memoir.
24:10From the fridge to the stove, the three-foot journey.
24:17Artie, you stole my dish.
24:20You dirty dumpling.
24:24Don't hate the plater.
24:26Hate the game.
24:30Very impressive, Chef Artie.
24:33One day, when Hollywood whisks me away for my cooking show, this kitchen kingdom complete, with the custom lifty thing,
24:42will all be yours.
24:49Pomegranate fizz.
24:51Please.
24:53I shall drink it in celebration as I hoist the Claude Felter in victory.
24:59Not so fast.
25:00My turn.
25:03Sure.
25:04Why not end on a whimper?
25:17Behold, Madison Square Meal Garden.
25:21The peoples of Snarkadium.
25:40Matty, Matty, here to please 50 pounds of ham and cheese.
25:45Snarkadium.
25:46Snarkadium.
25:48Go Snarkadium.
25:50Go Snarkadium.
25:56The food, cheerleader.
26:00How delightful.
26:03This Snarkadium, it intrigues me.
26:07Excellent presentation.
26:09Wonderful creativity.
26:12Mmm.
26:15Mmm.
26:16Mmm.
26:17Mmm.
26:19Mmm.
26:20Mmm.
26:27Now, I know you just dumped these cheese cubes out of a bag, but...
26:31They taste delicious.
26:34The glory of the Snarkadium cannot be denied.
26:38Maddie, Maddie Rooney has won the Claude Felter!
26:42Oh, no!
26:44Yay!
26:46Guys!
26:47I'm back on the team!
26:50What?
26:52No!
26:52This is a stain on the Claude Felter that can never be removed!
27:06Oh, Archie, so prepared in the kitchen, so unprepared for life.
27:43Welcome once again to Cooking with Claude Felter.
27:47Today, we're making seven-layered dip surprise.
27:51What's the surprise, you may ask?
27:55We're using eight layers.
28:02You get a car, you get a car, you get a car, you get a custom-made lifting thing.
28:13Mr. Claude Felter?
28:16What's she doing?
28:18Nothing, certainly not talking to an imaginary audience,
28:22pretending I have my own cooking show.
28:26What do you want?
28:28I was just going to show live my Snackadium.
28:31Sorry, kid. I hate it.
28:33Oh, well, then, maybe we could teach the imaginary folks at home how to make their very own Snackadium.
28:47Excellent idea!
28:49Who doesn't love a special guest star?
28:52Welcome to the show, Liv and Maddie!
28:57No channel hopping, we're about to get chopping!
29:19Flip it and flip it.
29:24O히w it!
29:25Yeah...
29:25It's over...
29:25can't find you! Hm
29:25Gracias.
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