00:06Dinner is served!
00:09Hey, where's everyone?
00:12Nah, who cares, more chicken bites for me?
00:21What is this?
00:25What is this?
00:32It's meatless soykin wings with compassionate cashew barbecue sauce.
00:39Yeah, mom says meat's off the menu till I get my cholesterol down.
00:45Why do you think everyone else has boycotted dinner?
00:49Well, if the choice is saving dad or saving dinner, I vote dinner.
00:56I'm with Parker.
00:59Give Meatless a chance.
01:02You haven't tried my simulated sausage snaps.
01:08Who is that?
01:15Cindy Dippeldorf.
01:16What is that too-good-to-say-hello-to-me-in-the-grocery-store snob doing in my backyard?
01:28Well, hello, Cindy.
01:30What a pleasure it is to see you trespassing in my backyard.
01:35Well, fix your front gate.
01:39I just came by to give you your... whatever this hot mess is.
01:47It's my poet-tree for poetry.
01:50You see, it's a clever play on the words...
01:53I get it.
01:55I thought the neighborhood needed a place for people to express themselves.
02:00So I gave a dead tree new life by inviting neighbors to attach poems to the branches.
02:06And the poet-tree was born.
02:11The kids love it.
02:13There once was a lady named Mom who said poetry was, quote, da bomb.
02:19She thought we'd be stoked.
02:21To pin poems to the oak.
02:23But she could not have been more da wrong.
02:27Good job, guys.
02:29I didn't think we could pull it off.
02:32Now, don't slay the messenger, sweetie.
02:35But the neighborhood consortium thinks your poetry is a horrible eyesore.
02:41Second only to that unfortunate mustard color you painted your house.
02:48So you just decided to rip it out of my front yard?
02:52Thanks for understanding.
02:54Toodles!
02:57I'll stop G- happening it for now, though.
03:03The
03:06Body Of My
03:08I'm up with the sunshine.
03:11At least, up my heart's off.
03:14Slam dunk, ready or not, yeah show me what you got.
03:19I'm under the spotlight
03:21How dare you come on and follow
03:25You dance to your own beat
03:27I'll sing the melody
03:30When you say yeah
03:32I say no
03:34When you say stop
03:37All I wanna do is go, go, go
03:41You, you, the other half of me
03:44The half will never be
03:47The half that drives me crazy
03:51You, you, the other half of me
03:55The half I always need
03:58But we both know
04:01You're better in stereo
04:10Attention!
04:13Intergalactic Council members!
04:16Robot
04:17Has arrived!
04:25The Intergalactic Council are like-minded individuals
04:29Sworn to uphold the purity of sci-fi and fantasy
04:32It's like Comic-Con
04:34But we get together one Saturday month
04:37Because we cannot wait a whole year to put on our costumes
04:47Hear ye, hear ye
04:49As all-powerful chairman of the Intergalactic Council
04:53Earth chapter
04:54U.S. sub-chapter
04:55Wisconsin sub-sub-chapter
04:57Stevens Point Micro sub-chapter
04:58I call this meeting the order
05:02I thank you all for gathering on this fine Saturday
05:05Where we can meet far from the judgmental eyes
05:08Of our uncostumed classmates
05:12I bring magnificent news
05:15Our campaign of emailing, texting, and general annoyance
05:19Has finally brought Hollywood to its knees
05:22Wait, for real?
05:24A movie studio's paying attention to our humble micro-sub-chapter?
05:29Yes
05:30We have won the right
05:32To choose a comic book character
05:34To make a cameo appearance in
05:36The Revengers 2
05:37Rage of Fulton
05:40I open the floor to nominations
05:43I
05:45Joey Rooney of House Rooney
05:48On
05:49Crane Street
05:50Do nominate
05:52Robot
05:52Half robot
05:54Half bat
05:55All awesome
06:07Joseph Rooney
06:08I despise you and all that you stand for
06:11But we do share a love of robot
06:14As well as candy bracelets and Mondays in September
06:19So
06:20If there are no other objections
06:22Stay off staff, good sir
06:25I
06:27Orion
06:29Defender of the Emerald Nebula
06:32Also have a nomination
06:37You dare challenge robot
06:39Mysterious cloaked figure with filtered monster voice
06:43Which, by the way, is awesome
06:47How are you doing that, fella?
06:51Reveal yourself, stranger
06:59Tis I
07:00Aubrey Banfield of House Banfield
07:04On Fairhaven Drive
07:06Just off Main Street
07:08It's near the gas station
07:13A lady walks among us
07:15Arnie
07:16Put it down in the minutes
07:31What you doing, peeping mom?
07:34It's the Dippledorfs
07:36What did they Dippledo do this time?
07:39There is a catering truck
07:42Rented tables
07:43Flowers
07:44They are having another party that we're not invited to
07:48That is so Dippledorfy
07:52Mom is not the only one with Dippledorf drama
07:55Yeah
07:56In third grade, Holden Dippledorf stole my multicolored goodbye puppy pen
08:02The one I used to write in my dream book
08:06And I mean, sure, it's been seven years
08:08But an elephant unicorn never forgets
08:14This takes the cake
08:16Cindy is putting up an enormous bronze giraffe on her front lawn
08:21Oh, sure, that eyesore is okay
08:23And yet she takes down my poetry
08:25A brilliant oracle of literary genius
08:30All right, you know what?
08:32Enough is enough
08:34We need to take the giraffe by the neck
08:36What do you think we should do?
08:38What I just said
08:40Take the giraffe by the neck
08:42Holden took my pen
08:44Cindy took your tree
08:46We're gonna take the giraffe
08:47You mean, steal it?
08:51All right, why don't you just say it a little bit louder
08:53I don't think the entire neighborhood heard you
08:56Sorry, sorry
08:57Let's do it
08:58But for the record
08:59If anyone asks
09:01I try to talk you out of it
09:02Okay
09:06You hungry, Maddie?
09:09We've got soy turkey and soy chicken
09:13Mmm
09:14Mom's meatless muck
09:16Oh, thanks, Dad
09:17I think I'd rather just keep chewing on my pen
09:22Does it taste like real meat?
09:24Give me that pen
09:27Matt, you won't believe this!
09:35Can you ever just enter the room like a normal person?
09:39No
09:39I can only enter the room like an awesome person
09:45So, I was installing new lighting to the park or tunnel to the garage
09:50And guess what I found?
09:52A life?
09:54It's packed with bones down there
09:56I think they're prehistoric bird bones
10:01Fuck!
10:05That is one of the most ridiculous things I think I've ever heard in my life
10:09No, listen
10:10There's a kid on the other side of town who found Archaeopteryx bones when his family was digging a pool
10:17Scientists came, validated the dig site, and they got a free trip to Archaeology Camp
10:23Are you serious?
10:24Yeah!
10:25I mean, it turned it down because he has a pool, but still!
10:29Can you imagine?
10:31What if Archaeopteryx lives right here under our house?
10:34Like you do?
10:35Exactly!
10:37You wanna help me dig?
10:41I can't, Parker
10:42I mean, I gotta do my Algebra 2 homework
10:45I have to graph some parabolas
10:47And take me to the bones!
10:54Speak your mind, Lady Banfield
10:57Who is your nomination for The Revengers 2?
11:02My nomination is...
11:08Smoochbot!
11:14It's from the romantic graphic novel, that's my smoochbot!
11:21Okay, clearly this is some kind of joke
11:25Smoochbot isn't even a real robot
11:27He's just a divorced guy pretending to be a robot nanny so he can spend time with his kids
11:34There is no way the council will ever nominate smoochbot teller, artisan
11:42Smoochbot's me likey
11:45All in favor of Smoochbot is put forward by the ravishing Lady Banfield
11:53So say we all, long live Smoochbot!
11:57But this is our chance for intergalactic fame
12:01Are you saying you'd all just sell out your core values for a pretty face?
12:07Yep, that's exactly what we're saying
12:11Fine
12:11Then, in accordance with council bylaws
12:15I wish to challenge Aubrey of House Banfield
12:20To a side fight
12:26But there hasn't been a side fight in this council for three semesters
12:32Challenge accepted
12:36Bat boy
12:38Oh, it is so on
12:42Right after our scheduled tooth break
13:00That was completely irresponsible, but so much fun
13:05I was thinking the exact same thing
13:09We should take tennis together
13:10Don't ruin this, Mother
13:14Sorry
13:14It just feels so good to get back at Cindy for getting rid of my poetry
13:19Dare I say, it's poetic justice
13:24Take that, you pen-stealing party throwers
13:27We totally got away with it, too
13:30It's the cops!
13:31We're going to jail!
13:32Do something, Mom!
13:33Do something!
13:36Okay
13:36Okay
13:38Get the door and be cool
13:40Okay
13:41Wait
13:43Be cool?
13:44How can I be cool when there's a soul of giraffe that are living for majority of laws knocking at
13:48the door?
13:50Chill, baby
13:51Mama's got a plan
13:55Wow, Mom, the life of crime is coming surprisingly easy to you
14:00Oh, yeah
14:02Hello, officer
14:04You're not the police
14:06Oh, wait
14:07Liv
14:07It's Holden Dippeldorf from across the street
14:10We didn't steal anything
14:15Oh, Holden!
14:17Holden
14:19Yes, Hungry Hungry Holden who used to eat paste
14:22I thought you went away to boarding school
14:24Well, I'm back for the weekend
14:26And I've cut my paste consumption way down
14:32Anyway, my mom has sent me over to see if you guys have seen a giraffe statue around anywhere
14:37Why would we know anything about a giraffe? It's not like we stole it!
14:42Of course you didn't
14:43But you know how she is
14:46And she's watching me right now
14:48So just violently shake your heads no and I'll be on my way
14:55Okay, okay
14:57Not that violently? I don't want you to hurt yourselves
15:01Gosh, we would sure hate to ruin your mom's big blowout party
15:05We're not having a party
15:06Oh, right, you just have a giant tent, caterers, and everybody in the neighborhood but us
15:12Actually, it's awake
15:17I'm so sorry for your loss
15:20Yeah, my uncle died
15:21The giraffe statue was donated by the nation of Cameroon
15:25To celebrate his life's work of protecting wildlife
15:31Is that all?
15:34So you could see why my mom's so distraught over losing the statue
15:38Of course
15:39Who would do such a wretched, wretched thing?
15:44Well, not us
15:45So we will just keep our eyes open for any Cameroonian giraffes
15:51Thanks
15:52And if you see one from Kenya, that's not him
15:55Oh
15:56It's nice seeing you
15:57We didn't see anything
16:05Huh
16:13This is weird, but I am not finding any prehistoric animal that ever existed with 12 knuckles per finger
16:22Whoa
16:23Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
16:25That we are putting these bones together wrong
16:28And that this animal never existed?
16:30No
16:31That we've discovered a new species
16:35Oh, I like your idea so much better
16:39We shall name our discovery
16:42We shall name our discovery
16:42The parkosaurus
16:47Really?
16:48Because I was sort of thinking more in the range of Matty Dactyl
16:54Tell you what
16:55How about whoever finds the skull gets to name it
17:00Okay
17:00You're on
17:02And guess what?
17:03You're gonna lose
17:04Cause I'm gonna get to the tunnels first
17:06No fair
17:09You're so fast
17:11How will I ever catch up to you?
17:19Amateur
17:24This is a three round sci-fight
17:27Round one
17:29Intergalactic thumb wrestling
17:31Begin
17:35Thumb wrestling is a sport of strategy and stamina
17:40The last thumb wrestling duel
17:42Last
17:42Oh, and Joey won
17:49Round two
17:51Interstellar staring contest
17:54Blink and begin
18:04I could do this all day
18:07I do it every morning
18:10With a crow that perches on my windowsill
18:15That's super weird
18:18Thank you
18:25He blinks
18:27The loser blinks
18:34Okay
18:35Let's get this giraffe back
18:37The party just went inside
18:39Alright
18:40Again, mom
18:40Not a party
18:41It's a wake
18:44Well, it still would have been nice to have been invited
18:49Alright
18:49Let's just count our blessings
18:51He wasn't saving elephants
18:53And help me pull
19:02What you doing, guys?
19:18Hey, Olden
19:27I can still see you
19:30I know
19:40So, I know this looks really bad
19:43But I promise there is a good explanation
19:46Yeah, there is
19:47And you should tell him
19:48Okay
19:49What?
19:51I'll get snacks
19:58So, um, what happened is
20:01Um
20:01You guys stole the giraffe
20:03Um, yes, we did
20:04And, Olden, I am so sorry
20:06We had no idea that we were ruining your uncle's wake
20:09Oh, please
20:10My mom's shadow puppet tribute to life on the Serengeti ruined that wake
20:17This is fun
20:19You're not mad?
20:21You're not mad?
20:26That's, uh, kind of unexpected
20:30He's still a pen-stealing jerk
20:33He's just
20:34Kind of a cute pen-stealing jerk
20:40My uncle would have loved it
20:42Look, you gotta get that thing back before the wake ends
20:45Okay, can we have your help, though?
20:47Come on, get in there, hot and hungry Holden
20:52I thought it was hungry, hungry Holden
20:55What?
20:56No, yes, that's what it is
20:57That's your name
20:58That's what I said
21:02Let's go!
21:07Still no skull
21:09But at least 15 limbs
21:11The Parkasaurus must have been a brainless stomach with claws
21:17What's that?
21:29Dad
21:34Why do you have a bucket of ribs from Fast Al's Greasy Food Hut?
21:40And why are you eating it out here?
21:44I can't take another bite of your mom's fakie food meat stuff
21:50So I'm sneak-eating the real thing out here
21:56Dad, are you burying the bones?
22:00He's burying the bones to hide the evidence
22:02Dogs do it
22:07Huh
22:07He's burying them right above the tunnel
22:11I discover these prehistoric bird bones
22:13Huh
22:14Which are beginning to look more and more like chicken and rib bones
22:20Things that dad has gnawed clean
22:28For our final challenge to determine which character will get the cameo in
22:33The Revengers 2 Rage of Photon
22:36Is the interplanetary mind melt
22:40Minions?
22:47Uh-huh
22:48Who looks like a genius for making these in study hall now?
22:55All right
22:57I am thinking of a number between one and seven million six hundred thousand and fifty-eight
23:03Aubrey, you and your perfect little turned up nose go first
23:08Correct!
23:09You are the victor!
23:12Oh
23:13Wait
23:13Joey gets a turn
23:16Joseph
23:17Um
23:19For-
23:20Wrong!
23:20Halbury is the winner!
23:23Smooch fat reigns supreme!
23:26Woo!
23:27Woo!
23:29Woo!
23:29Woo!
23:30Celebrating my arms
23:32Woo!
23:34Woo!
23:34Woo!
23:37Woo!
23:38Woo!
23:38Woo!
23:38Have you all forgotten
23:39Why we became members of the intergalactic council in the first place?
23:44Because we believe in honor
23:46And loyalty
23:47Because we are the defenders of the fantastic
23:51Yeah
23:52There are those who mock us
23:54Call us nerds
23:56Geeks
23:57Weirdos
23:58Like our brothers
24:00Sisters
24:01Cool second cousins
24:04Neighborhood crossing guards
24:06Pretty much everyone else
24:10But do you also want to be called sellouts?
24:13I think not
24:14And so I say to you today
24:17Stand fast
24:20And stand by Robat
24:22Because he would stand by you
24:26Robat
24:27Robat
24:29Robat
24:30Robat
24:31Robat
24:33I just messaged the head of the studio
24:35He said
24:37We'll put smooch fight in the movie
24:39Never text me again
24:41Victory is ours!
24:44Ba
24:45We
24:48Robat
24:53Sorry Joey
24:54Can't win them all
24:56Or in your case
24:58Any
25:00Don't you agree
25:02Aubrey
25:02Winner of my six alien hearts
25:09Joey
25:10I've been called weird
25:12Ever since I was a little girl
25:14That happens
25:15When you have your own cloak of mystery
25:16And
25:17Monster voice filter
25:20So
25:22Thank you for
25:24Standing up for what
25:25It really means to be
25:27A true fan
25:29You're welcome
25:31Seriously
25:32That monster voice filter
25:33Is like the coolest thing ever
25:35Really?
25:37You think it's cool?
25:39Does that electro hyperbot have two processing cores?
25:43Oh
25:43Yeah
25:44It does
25:47No
25:49Putting that smooch fight in the movie
25:54You sure did buddy
25:57Minions
25:58Recorded in the minutes
26:00Artie
26:01Is on team smooch
26:03Bud
26:05Walking out with girl burn
26:14Joey
26:15Wait
26:16I want to do that with my staff
26:19Minions
26:23Joey
26:23Joey
26:33Careful
26:35Just want to get the giraffe on the pedestal here
26:38Okay
26:40Hey Holden
26:41Thank you so much for helping us out of this jam
26:44I hope you don't think I'm a thief now
26:46Oh I totally think you're a thief
26:49What?
26:50Ugh
26:51But it takes one to know one
26:54I believe this
26:56Belongs to you
27:00Oh oh oh
27:01Two hands
27:01Two hands
27:02Oh sorry
27:02Sorry
27:04Huh
27:05What's this?
27:07Some kind of
27:08Multi-inked goodbye puppy pen
27:10That any third grade girl would cherish
27:12Because of the dreams and adventures
27:13It would make real
27:16I forgot all about this
27:20In third grade
27:21I thought you were cute
27:25So I took your pen
27:29It made sense at the time
27:31But again I ate a lot of paste back then
27:35Okay
27:36Less yappy yappy
27:37More ropey ropey
27:38Okay
27:48You drop this
27:51Thanks
27:53Little help
27:55Thank you all so much for coming
28:00It would have been the world to my brother
28:02No no no wait
28:07Karen Roney
28:08Hey Cindy
28:11We didn't steal anything
28:19That's my house across the street
28:22It was really nice walking with you
28:24Do you think?
28:26You could say that in your monster filter voice
28:30It was really nice walking with you
28:35I'm not gonna lie
28:36I like the second way better
28:39You know
28:40I just
28:41Got the twelfth punch
28:43Of my pretzel pagoda card
28:45And I was thinking
28:46Maybe
28:48You and I
28:49The two of us
28:50Could
28:58Joey
29:00Joey's friend
29:02Carry on
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