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Liv And Maddie S02E05 [Full Movie] [Full Version]Full EP - Full
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00:04oh honey don't slouch
00:08so the gals gala is coming up
00:11that means girls will be asking boys to the dance all week
00:15they're gonna be looking at you like a steer at auction
00:19oh honey hold on a second
00:21got an eyebrow hair out of place
00:24brother i do not need your help to be awkward
00:28come on i bet the girls are just lining up
00:32to ask my dashing little notebook
00:38mom i mean don't touch my face
00:43creepy old lady who i have never seen before
00:48sorry old people like to touch my face
00:51i have like super soft baby skin
00:56don't worry i've got a mom too
00:59love bug
01:05a cheerleader just talked to me mom
01:07fix my other eyebrow
01:11okay put this on and don't ask questions
01:21okay press the button
01:29another satisfied customer
01:31match tactic
01:34as richmond high's premier matchmaker
01:36i am known as the queen of hearts
01:38the motto is let live let love live
01:44hey live
01:45yeah
01:46can we talk
01:47yeah
01:47i need advice from the queen of hearts
01:50let me guess you want to ask joey to the dance
01:52how do you know
02:01just a hunch
02:03so will you help me
02:06willow
02:07your taste in men baffles me
02:09but your taste in matchmakers is impeccable
02:13so the queen is going to get joey and willow together
02:16jillow is about to be willow
02:21all hail the queen of hearts
02:25i said all hail the queen
02:36i'm up with the sunshine
02:38i lace up my hearts all night
02:41stand up
02:42ready or not
02:44yeah show me what you got
02:46i'm under the spotlight
02:48i dare you come on and follow
02:51you dance to your own beat
02:54i'll sing the melody
02:56when you say yeah
02:58i'll say no
03:00when you say so
03:03all i wanna do is go go go
03:07you you
03:08you're the help of me
03:10me
03:10the help of me
03:12me
03:13the help that tells me
03:15baby
03:17you you
03:18you better have to
03:19me
03:20me
03:21the help that always
03:22me
03:23the weasels know
03:25you're better in stereo
03:42dude what are you doing
03:44i accidentally stuffed on my cupcake
03:47don't wanna waste the frosting
03:51that's so nasty
03:54wanna taste
03:55you know i do
03:57fallen dragons
04:00i went to this dojo when i was parker's age
04:03yeah
04:03i actually made it to the highest rank possible
04:06iron dragon
04:09so when his sensei made a
04:11a pilgrimage out to her ancestral homeland of irvine california
04:16yeah i volunteered to fill in
04:18the dragon is back
04:24oh like picture that
04:25with like fire breath
04:31i am sensei matty
04:35due to injury i will need assistance demonstrating moves so top dragon please step forward
04:41uh
04:42we don't have
04:44a top dragon
04:45but do you mean the snap captain
04:49i guess
04:50dragon strike martial arts has gone soft
04:53without a top dragon
04:55what goal do you strive for
04:57how will you learn the way of the dragon
05:00what's the way of the dragon
05:02burn strong strike fast
05:03no defeat
05:05oh yeah
05:07that got changed through smile bright
05:10hug hard
05:10no owies
05:15unacceptable
05:19next class
05:20you will all fight each other
05:22until we find the top dragon
05:24your last easy day
05:26was yesterday
05:37but like picture that
05:38but with like fire breath
05:46joey rooney
05:47behold my glorious face
05:50and see the man who will be attending the dance with your sister on his arm
05:55feed your brother-in-law burn
05:59has live actually asked you to the gals gala
06:04a mere formality i'm surprised it hasn't happened already
06:08why what have you heard
06:10well actually this morning
06:13live was saying
06:16nothing about you
06:19reeled you in and burned your burn
06:28are you sure this is gonna work
06:29yes
06:30trust your queen
06:31now fly my chicken
06:35here comes willow to ask me to the dance
06:42will you go to the gals gala with me
06:46look willow
06:53she's asking me
06:54you're asking arty
06:56she's asking arty
06:58all part of the queen's plan
07:01joey would never have said yes to willow if she'd asked him
07:04and i also knew that if she asked arty
07:07joey would get crazy jealous and try to steal her back
07:11really talking willow into wearing the chicken suit was just for me
07:14but hey queen has to have a little fun
07:20seriously
07:20arty
07:22i thought you was gonna ask me
07:26i know
07:27so super crazy weird
07:30right
07:32i'm surprised willow
07:34i thought you only had eyes for joey
07:36i realized i was
07:38bop-ing up the wrong tree
07:41so wanna go
07:44well let me think
07:46hmm shall i
07:50go to the dance with her
07:52i guess my answer to willow
07:55is going to be
07:59anyone wanna jump in under the wire
08:01in 3, 2, 1
08:04zero chance
08:10you're lost
08:12lady willow of west stevens point
08:15i cock-a-doodle-doo wanna go with you
08:44parker
08:45now finish him
08:46finish him
08:47what do you mean
08:48i already scored the
08:49i said finish him
08:59victory to parker
09:03sit on the bench of shame
09:04here we go
09:09parker you will fight reggie
09:12in the finals tomorrow
09:13there are no friends
09:15in this dojo
09:21dude your sister's one mean dragon
09:24i know
09:25i don't mind punching a kid in the gut
09:28but not in the feelings
09:33i'll go talk to her
09:34it dropped some psychology on her dr p
09:40hey sis
09:41yeah
09:42i'm a big fan of humiliation and yelling
09:45but it's not the best way to motivate the class
09:50uh-oh
09:51wow
09:53okay
09:53never thought about it that way
09:57thanks little bro
09:59all right dragons
10:00let's uh
10:01round up your little mat chat
10:03yeah
10:07so
10:09parker here
10:10has um
10:11pointed out to me
10:13that
10:13i might be a little too intense
10:16and
10:16might need to lighten up a little bit
10:18you think
10:19yeah
10:20well that's not gonna happen
10:25you've all been living in a no owies world
10:27well this world
10:28is full of owies
10:30yeah
10:30and i am gonna toughen you up
10:32so parker and reggie
10:33you're gonna face off tomorrow
10:34until one of you drops
10:36and the loser will be banned from this class forever
10:39dismissed
10:41banned
10:42you can't
10:43i said
10:45dismissed
10:52wow
10:52she's not keen about that dragon breath
11:03what's going on here
11:05my little strawberry shortcake
11:08arty is polishing my locker
11:12welcome to the arty party
11:20oh
11:21what's this behind your ear
11:24what's this behind your ear
11:29a rose for my rose
11:33so i told willow
11:34that the more she pretended to be into arty
11:36the more it would drive joey crazy
11:40i suppose it was a bit cruel
11:42to make arty a pawn in my plan
11:44but that is what he gets for dressing as me for halloween
11:48darling we have to choose a moniker for arty and willow
11:51which do you like better
11:53warty
11:57or artillo
12:01i can't choose
12:02joey
12:03what do you think
12:04oh
12:05well i can't decide between don't know and don't care
12:11i think he'll go with i don't canare
12:15how can he not canare when i canare so much
12:19i don't want to be warty
12:21i want to be jill-o
12:28so
12:28i guess you're not into live anymore
12:31i've had what my mom refers to as a moment of clarity
12:36from now on i'm only into girls that are into me
12:41care to skip to class my peach
12:45only if i get to hold your small clammy hands
12:58dance
12:58with
13:00hey
13:01nice one amelie
13:03what you're asking is a lucky guy
13:04i'm asking you
13:08me
13:09why me
13:10i mean
13:11yes
13:21a cute cheerleader
13:23asked me to the dance
13:25this is the best day ever
13:28even better than the day
13:30that i completed my state quarters collection
13:32by fighting the elusive utah
13:35which should give you some idea of how excited i am
13:45and the fake leg is done
13:47maddie wants us to take each other out
13:50then we'll fake a gruesome fight
13:52i'm not gonna let either of us be banished from the dojo
13:59quit eating the fake blood
14:02i can't help it
14:03you know i have a weakness for strawberry preserves
14:07focus this has to go perfectly
14:10when maddie sees me break your fake leg
14:13we're gonna scare some sense into that sensei
14:21that hurt my real leg
14:32hello emily
14:34the cheerleader
14:36the cheerleader that asked me to the gala
14:41hey joey
14:42i brought this for you
14:44i wanted to say i'm super excited about tonight
14:47oh and could you meet me at the bottom of the stairs at exactly 8.02
14:53yeah whatever you want
14:56i will be there
14:57wearing nothing but a smile in this boutonniere
15:03and clothes
15:04i will also be wearing clothes
15:07see you tonight love bug
15:15emily watson is taking you to the gals
15:19get a nice job son
15:22thanks dad
15:23prank
15:27what?
15:29you're being pranked
15:30no way a girl that cute wants to go to the dance with you
15:36perhaps you haven't noticed because you see me every day
15:39but i have blossomed
15:43earth to blossom
15:46the flower is so you can be spotted in a crowd
15:50the precise time is when the prank is being pulled off
15:53and standing at the bottom of the stairs is so they can dump stuff on your head
15:59probably a liquid but possibly some sort of animal byproduct
16:06that's how i'd do it
16:08well i think you've cracked one too many walnuts with your forehead
16:14she's totally into me
16:16right dad
16:19well
16:23i thought the same thing as parker at first
16:28but your mother and i think you're quite a catch
16:32dad's right
16:33there are plenty of cheerleaders dying to go out with members of the rocket club
16:40i am not just a member
16:43i am vice chancellor of the
16:47oh i am so getting pranked
17:07see my darling i told you we'd be the only ones in the lavender
17:13yep here we are at the dance
17:16willow and artie
17:17together
17:18just like we both wanted
17:23these are the texts that i received from willow today
17:26so
17:2810 47
17:29artie's actually into me
17:31fix this
17:3212 30
17:34joey has a date
17:36fix this
17:37and 3 25 pre-dance picnic behind
17:41artie's stepdad's burger stand
17:43fix this
17:45i really messed up
17:47i have to fix this
17:50willow agrees
17:54wait
17:55i can't let you two go into the dance together
17:59king artie
18:01the magnificent
18:07you have my attention
18:12live rooney
18:13artie's my date
18:14what are you doing
18:17claiming my king of hearts
18:20artie
18:21will you go to
18:24the dance with me
18:30minions
18:31curtain of privacy please
18:39curtain of privacy please
19:01Yeah, sure, whatever.
19:08I hope you can forgive me, but I can live with your hate.
19:27I can't help but feel that some of this must be my fault.
19:33Mom, you were looking at a prank-proof box.
19:37This box protects my head from liquids and my waistband from pantsing.
19:44No one's gonna make me look ridiculous.
19:51Oh, you poor, damaged boy.
19:55No one's gonna make me look ridiculous.
19:58No one's gonna make me look ridiculous.
20:30Who's trying to prank you?
20:34Well, you and the rest of the snooty yet beautiful people who think you own the school.
20:41Let me tell you something, Emily.
20:43You may be cute, popular, and on the honor roll, but I have seen your cartwheels and they are inconsistent
20:50at best.
20:53That's right.
20:54I said it.
20:55I am my own man.
20:57Nobody puts Joey Rooney in a box.
21:01Except Joey Rooney, obviously.
21:06I wasn't trying to prank you.
21:09I wanted to go to the dance with a cute, sweet, funny guy.
21:14Oh.
21:15Huh.
21:17My bad.
21:21Let's not let two inches of galvanized steel and bulletproof glass ruin our night, because I can still dance.
21:31Goodbye, Joey.
21:32Oh, and by the way, my cartwheels are magnificent.
21:41No way, no.
21:44It's not my fault.
21:45I have a father and brother who have no faith in me.
21:49It's okay, baby.
21:50It's okay.
21:52Mommy's here.
22:00Dragons, places for the final showdown.
22:09Fight!
22:10Fight!
22:10Give it to you!
22:11Yeah, go!
22:12That's you!
22:14Yeah, go!
22:14Ah!
22:16Woo!
22:17Woo!
22:19Woo!
22:19Woo!
22:19Woo!
22:19Woo!
22:20Woo!
22:21Woo!
22:23Woo!
22:24I've got an owie!
22:26I've got a big owie!
22:31Bridget, are you okay?
22:33Don't worry.
22:34I'll finish him.
22:35I will not be banished from this dojo.
22:38Dragon heart punch!
22:40Woo!
22:51Okay.
22:52You've made your point.
22:54Show's over.
22:55Dragon arm attack!
22:57Ah-ha!
22:59Ah!
23:06So, I've realized that as my brother was beating his best friend senseless with his own dismembered arm,
23:14I may have pushed the kids a little bit too hard, I may have pushed the kids a little bit
23:20too hard.
23:22Aw, man, we're done?
23:24What am I supposed to do with these fake teeth?
23:31What am I supposed to do with these fake teeth?
23:33Dragons, I owe you an apology.
23:36I forgot that dragons drag martial arts is about discipline and learning how to defend yourself, not being top dragon.
23:43So, in order to make it up to all of you, I am buying everyone hot dogs at the go
23:48-kart track!
23:51Also, Dad, can I borrow some money for hot dogs and go-karts?
23:56All right, dragons, gather up your loose limbs and hearts and meet me at the minivan.
24:03It's time to ride!
24:05Yeah!
24:08You know I'm not going to be holding back out there on that go-kart track, right?
24:11I do not care if you are in middle school.
24:13I am going to dominate you.
24:15Or run you right into a wall, old lady!
24:21But, like, picture that, but, like, fire breath.
24:32Oh, I almost forgot.
24:34Minions?
24:42What?
24:43Wait, why do you even have this?
24:45You had no idea that I was going to ask you.
24:47You are all gaga for Willow.
24:49Oh, I was never into Willow.
24:52You were, you never, you what, what, what?
24:56It was all part of my master plan.
24:59Allow me to explain.
25:00Minions?
25:01Some splainin' music.
25:06I knew that a girl with a taste for Joey could never feel the same way towards an elegant,
25:11gingery flavor such as myself.
25:13It makes no culinary sense.
25:16I knew it had to be the work of the Queen of Hearts.
25:20So I faked an obsession with Willow, giving you no choice but to jump on the grenade for her.
25:26And that grenade is me.
25:28Boom!
25:30Romance!
25:37Wait, I got outplayed?
25:41You're like an evil genius.
25:43And I'm weirdly impressed.
25:46Wait till you see me tango.
26:14Hey, Joey.
26:17Hi, Willow.
26:19You look nice.
26:20Thanks.
26:22Where's Artie?
26:23It's, uh, kind of rude to ditch your date.
26:26Joey, I never wanted to go to the dance with Artie.
26:29I wanted to go with you, but I thought you'd say no.
26:32Good instinct.
26:36It's too bad I'm in this box.
26:38We could go dance as friends.
26:52So, uh, how about that dance?
26:54I'm afraid to say no.
26:56Good instinct.
27:00Artie texted this to the entire school.
27:08But, it was all worth it when at 10.15, I got this.
27:13A drawing.
27:15Bye-bye.
27:21Bye-bye.
27:23Bye-bye.
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