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00:09Good morning, Stephen Sport. I'm your old pal Johnny Nimbus coming at you live from the site of the Cheddar
00:16Brot Fest, where pride and pork come together to celebrate all things Wisconsin.
00:22Cheddar Brot Fest, whoo!
00:24Oh, hey, that is no ordinary sausage enthusiast. That is the now-injured captain of the Lady Porcupine's basketball team,
00:33Maddie Rooney.
00:34Hey, Maddie, how do you feel about the Brot Fest being moved to your school?
00:37Uh, well, Johnny, I think Clancy's Dairy Farm was a great place, but then that, um, cow that struck by
00:44lightning, which was unfortunate.
00:48It smelled like steak, though.
00:52Tragic, but delicious.
00:54Hey, and also with me are the current reigning cheese roll champs, Pete and Karen Rudy.
01:02Look at that. Hey, Pete, tell the folks at home how you're feeling.
01:09Cheese.
01:12Fantastic. Hey, how about we show everybody how this crazy cheese roll thing's gonna work tomorrow, huh?
01:17Now, the cheese roll is all about teamwork. Now, the roller can't see the target, so they rely on the
01:24spotter to help them aim.
01:25Okay, turn a little to the right. Down, and roll.
01:31Yes! Good job!
01:33Are you signing for packages? Because we just delivered them soon.
01:39Oh, that is why they are four-time champs.
01:42Hey, little Brot Fest fun fact, nobody's ever won this five years in a row.
01:48And no one ever will.
01:53Cheddar Brot Fest is Brats-solutely the thing that I miss most about Wisconsin when I was off in Hollywood.
01:58Maddie and I won the cheese roll at age 12 when we got these sweet jackets.
02:07Still fits.
02:09Liv has the freakish ability to roll a wheel of cheese with pinpoint accuracy.
02:15Takes after her father.
02:18Oh, don't make me blush.
02:22She was Bullseye Rudy Locke before she was Tristan Locke into the upcoming blockbuster, Space Werewolves.
02:30I'm very excited, Johnny. The red carpet premieres next weekend.
02:34Oh, that's right, and that's taking place out there in Hollywood.
02:37You happen to have an extra ticket.
02:41Keep dreaming, Johnny.
02:42I will!
02:45So, Maddie, you sure about this partner of yours?
02:48Because she seems to have the habit of not showing up for Cheddar Brot Fest.
02:52I'm just saying, not trying to get your head or anything.
02:57Not going to work, Mom.
03:00The cheese roll's actually the first thing that Liv and I ever won together,
03:02and now that she's home, the Rooney twins are rock solid!
03:10We are rock solid, right, Liv?
03:13Absolutely, Maddie.
03:14No way I am missing the Cheddar Brot Fest this year.
03:16I promise.
03:19Hey, Mom and Dad.
03:20You feeling queasy?
03:22Cause it's about to get cheesy.
03:29Run time!
03:33What?
03:37Where is the Cheddar Brot Fest this year?
03:41partout.
03:42I'm all booked and done!
03:45I'm gonna stand up when you're not
03:49Yeah, show me what you got
03:51I'm under the spotlight
03:53I say you come on and follow
03:56You dance to your own beat
03:59I'll sing the melody
04:01When you say yeah
04:03I say no
04:06When you say stop
04:08All I wanna do is go, go, go
04:12You, you, the other half of me
04:15The half I'll never be
04:17The half that drives me crazy
04:21You, you, the other half of me
04:25The half I'll always be
04:28But we both know
04:31We're better in stereo
04:37There it is, partner
04:40The Golden Bratwurst Trophy
04:42Will be awarded to the winners of the Slippery Sausage Toss
04:47Make no mistake
04:49She will be mine
04:52How can you tell when a Bratwurst is a lady?
04:55Ah, by the way, she's checking me out
04:58Hey, girl
05:01In the Slippery Sausage Toss
05:03One teammate tosses a greasy sausage to the other one
05:07If you drop one, you're out
05:09It's a metaphor for life
05:14Want to see my mad skills?
05:16Drop me, bro
05:17Bro
05:18Drop me
05:19Right here, bro
05:20Right here
05:30Big surprise!
05:32You're horrible at catching
05:33You've seen me throw
05:35So that's out
05:36Look, we have to win that trophy
05:39I must get to my laboratory
05:41To build a device
05:43That gives you the power to catch
05:45That sounds good, partner
05:50And, uh
05:52You take care of yourself, little mama
06:01Thanks, Joey
06:01It's kind of hard to carry my books
06:03And with these things, so
06:05I don't know
06:05Taking care of the family is what I do
06:09And now that the ladies from sixth period
06:12Have seen me be a gentleman for my sister
06:14I'm done
06:17Later, Limpie
06:21Thanks
06:29Dickie!
06:30Hey!
06:31How are you?
06:32I miss you
06:34It's 40 below zero
06:37It's like the air is trying to kill me
06:42When Maddie was supposed to leave
06:43For the Junior Olympics basketball team
06:45I decided I didn't want to be home
06:47When she wasn't
06:48So I signed up to be a foreign exchange student
06:52Which is, like, way romantic
06:54Except then, you know
06:55I blew my knee out
06:57So I couldn't go
06:58So now I have a boyfriend
06:59Who's 6,000 miles away
07:02What a jerk
07:04Guess what happens when you're the last foreign exchange student to sign up
07:09You get the country that nobody wants
07:13Tundrabania
07:13Heard of the Arctic Circle?
07:16That's where Tundrabanian kids go on spring break to warm up
07:21I really wish you were going to be here for Cheddar Broadfest
07:24I do, too
07:25It's so cold
07:27Say things that are warm
07:32Is that Diggy?
07:34Mrs. Rooney, hey, I heard you got promoted to Vice Principal
07:37Congratulations
07:38Thanks
07:39It's a big job
07:41Yeah, she's, um
07:43She's in charge of things like, you know
07:44Enforcing the rules
07:45For example, no face cabbing in the hall
07:49Confiscated
07:53Okay
07:55I know that you're trying to rattle me
07:57But me and Liv are going to take you down at the cheese roll
08:01Bam!
08:02What?
08:05Maybe I am
08:07Why don't you go cry to your boyfriend in Tundrabania about it
08:10Oh, wait, you can't
08:12I got your phone
08:16Would you mind helping me carry my books?
08:20No
08:21Okay
08:22I got this
08:30Mama's here
08:31Mama's here
08:36This changes nothing
08:37Are you making your own sausage?
08:54Cool
08:56It's not just any sausage, alright
08:59I'm putting pieces of metal into the links
09:02You want to know why?
09:04Don't need to
09:06Sometimes you get a feeling that something special's about to happen
09:11Here, put these on
09:12I figured out how to win the slippery sausage toss
09:18Rock bros
09:19Nice
09:21Joe with close bling equals
09:24Think fast
09:31I caught it
09:34Witchcraft
09:37The rings are magnets
09:39The metal sausage will stick right to them
09:42It's doof-proof
09:44Isn't this cheating?
09:47Hey, the rule book doesn't say you can't stuff the sausage with metal and wear electromagnetic rings
09:54I'm sold
09:55I'm sold
09:56Any chances of matching necklace and chalice?
10:00Sorry, some things I just like to keep for myself
10:08Today is the cheddar broth fest
10:11I finally get to do the cheese roll with my sister again
10:13I was actually so excited that I went to bed in my champagne jacket last night
10:22Parker, come on!
10:23You're gonna be late for cheddar broth fest!
10:27You do live in, Maddie
10:30Hate for you to miss a ride and have to forfeit the cheese roll
10:34Start the car
10:36Nice try, Mom
10:39Maddie, come on!
10:41Uh-oh
10:42Look, somebody hung my space werewolves poster
10:46Looks perfect
10:49About time someone recognized my superior hanging abilities
10:53Okay
10:57I am so proud of you
11:00Next weekend my little space werewolf is gonna be walking the red carpet at her movie premiere
11:06Thanks, Dad
11:09Aww
11:12Using affection to neutralize competitive fire
11:15Fierce power move
11:18Not prime time's first rodeo
11:24How great is this?
11:26Nothing can stop my triumphant return to the cheddar broth fest
11:30Yeah
11:32Major space werewolf problems
11:37Whitney, what are you doing in Stephen's Point? You're the producer, you're supposed to be in Hollywood getting ready for
11:42the premiere
11:43Well, I hopped on the studio's private jet and came straight here to give you some horrible news
11:47Lunar foxes changed their premiere to the same day as ours
11:52No!
11:53Those dirty lunar foxes
11:57So the buzz on space werewolves is so huge that a rival studio made a copycat film called Lunar Foxes
12:06Pathetic
12:07It's like putting ketchup on a bagel and calling it pizza
12:11They're trying to steal our audience
12:14Not only is their premiere the same day as ours, but they're going to project their movie onto the face
12:20of the moon
12:22We can't get beat with the moon
12:24Yes, we can
12:25I changed our premiere to tonight
12:28Don't quit, don't quit
12:31We gotta get you packed
12:33We're going to Hollywood right now
12:35Uh, now? No
12:36No
12:38Uh, Mr. Cheddar Brackfest
12:40I promised my sister that I would be there for the cheese roll
12:45Liv, you are the star of space werewolves
12:48We need you with the premiere, so unless this cheese you're going to roll cost a hundred million dollars to
12:55make
12:55You're getting on that plane
13:00Fine, I guess I'm going
13:03Wait, you're not going to the Cheddar Brackfest?
13:08Well, you promised me
13:11I guess it must mean something different in Hollywood than it does in Wisconsin
13:22Guess the only thing Liv's going to crush in that cheese roll is Maddie's heart
13:28Too soon?
13:29Yeah, it's too soon
13:41Look at that
13:44Amazing! Let's hear it!
13:46For Ingleburn Levert and the Pretzel King, everybody!
13:52Hey, Maddie
13:53I'm sorry Liv's not here
13:55You doing okay?
13:56Yeah, I'm fine
13:58I mean, you know
14:00Liv's doing her thing and I'm doing mine
14:02So
14:04Besides
14:06I'm going to take you down myself
14:27Dude, look at me
14:36Okay
14:38Let's go
14:39You should be in Hollywood
14:41Stop!
14:42Oh
14:42I should be here, okay?
14:44Oh, no
14:45There's no stopping
14:46We need time to sell you for that premiere
14:48Oh
14:49What are you doing?
14:51Planes are waiting
14:52Wow, you are really strong
14:56Whitney, I can't just leave my sister hanging like this, okay?
14:59I made her a promise
15:00To make you make that promise with your abs
15:03Wow
15:11Whitney, if you make me go to that premiere tonight
15:13All of those photographers are going to see you on the red carpet
15:15Is this
15:16Boom, boom, boom
15:18Sad face
15:21No, no, no
15:22No sad face on the red carpet
15:24Whitney, come on
15:25There has to be some way to get me to go to both the Jenna process and my premiere
15:29It's just not possible
15:40Technically, it might be kind of possible
15:44If we delay the private jet two hours and do your hair and makeup here
15:47Oh
15:49Then I can still do the cheese roll with my sister and be in Hollywood on time for the premiere
15:53Hold on
15:55Bam
15:57Hometown girl spends time with her family before big Hollywood premiere
16:02That is a story with heart
16:04You can't project that onto the moon
16:06Let's do it
16:08Boom, boom, boom
16:10Happy face
16:15Last awesome sausage in
16:17And they're out
16:19While Parker Rooney's throwing sausage after sausage at his big brother Joey there
16:24And he is catching everything but a cold
16:27I tell you, it's amazing, this Joey Rooney
16:29I mean, it's like he is a broad-catching octopus
16:32A broctopus, if you will
16:34Outward now, two teams
16:36Only two teams left
16:37I know his sister is in the movies
16:39But Joey Rooney is the real star today
16:43Unbelievable
16:44This is just an incredible display of road-catching ability I haven't seen since old
16:49Oh, that's it
16:50It's over
16:51Parker and Joey Rooney win
16:58Unbelievable stuff
16:59What's your secret, boys?
17:01Science
17:02Hard work
17:07Okay, enough pimping
17:09The cheese rolls about to start
17:11Libby, let them work their magic
17:13You are going to be photographed more tonight than you've been in your entire life
17:16You need to look perfect
17:24Let's go!
17:24Come on, people
17:25This cheese pork thing has us on a drink schedule
17:28Oh, quickly
17:29Come on
17:30I want to grab my phone
17:31I want to text Maddie that I'm on my way now that I know I'm actually coming
17:41No!
17:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
17:53What the?
17:54Oh, hey!
17:59Hi
18:00So, um, my hair kind of got sucked into a, oh, a meat grinder
18:10But, uh, you know, on the bright side
18:13Help me! Help me, Whitney! Help me! I don't know what to do!
18:17Oh, my God!
18:23And to the Slippery Sausage Toss Champions goes the Golden Broward!
18:31Seriously, Joey, everybody, how did you do it?
18:34Oh, well, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, success is 50% preparation and 50% perspiration
18:41Me? No, no, no, no
18:43I like to sprinkle in another 16% of natural-born handsomeness and one metric leader of straight-up Bala
18:50skills, Jo!
18:52Hey, listen, is there anything you can't catch?
18:55I mean, think fast, huh?
18:59Second time's a charm.
19:01There you go.
19:04Um, why don't you try throwing one from a husband?
19:12Holy hidden secrets!
19:15The Rooney Boys stuffed their sausages with metal, and Joey's rings are magnets!
19:23How could you do this to the Cheddar Brot Fest?
19:27I thought we raised you to respect sausage.
19:33Okay, I got a guy coming.
19:36He's gonna get your hair out so we can salvage it for the premiere.
19:39Can you do it in the next five minutes so that I can make the cheese roll?
19:43Sister, it's gonna take two hours to fix your hair.
19:45You're not going to the festival.
19:47Whitney, I promised my sister!
19:49No, no, no!
19:51haoは Luigi!
19:55No, no, no!
19:58No, no, no!
19:59No!
20:03There we go!
20:05There we go!
20:11No, no, no!
20:14There we go!
20:21Okay, Maddie needs you.
20:24You can do this.
20:27You can do this.
20:36Oh, I don't need to bend my arm.
20:38Nicholas stuck.
20:48This just hit Maddie.
20:51Rudy has backed out of the cheese roll.
20:53That means Pete and Karen Rudy are winners by default.
20:58That's heard for a bunch.
21:00You ready for that crown, Pete?
21:04Cheese.
21:07You're going to have to earn that crown.
21:13Holy hacked up on some hair.
21:16Ooh, ah.
21:17Ooh.
21:19What happened?
21:22You know, it's just your typical hair gets caught in a meat grinder
21:26and has to be hacked off in order to keep a promise to your best friend's last sister kind of
21:29story.
21:30One of those.
21:33Wait, you sacrificed your hair for me?
21:37What about your premiere?
21:38Um, actually, Whitney says that if I can win this within the next ten minutes...
21:42I can still make the premiere.
21:44Nine minutes, thirty-eight seconds.
21:46Take talk, ladies.
21:47Okay, Maddie, let's do this.
21:51Okay, seriously, give me the hood.
21:54People are staring.
21:55Thanks.
22:01Looks like we're going to have a cheese roll after all.
22:04Ha-ha!
22:06Partners, get ready to chuck that cheddar.
22:09Please, oh, please, let's roll some cheese.
22:13I got it, I got it.
22:15The four-time chip grabs his wheel of cheese and lets him fly and down goes the pretzel man.
22:20And what a great shot, huh?
22:22And there goes the younger Rudy pretzel man there.
22:26Oh, here we go Pistol Pete again.
22:29He's fired up.
22:30And there goes that wheel of cheese.
22:33See, now lift.
22:35Look at that shot lined up.
22:38Oh, they just desolated that house.
22:41And now it's down to the always difficult pretzel castle, folks.
22:49Hey, uh, hey, primetime.
22:52You know, if you choke now, you lose to girls whose diapers you've changed.
22:56Oh, sorry, that's right.
22:58You never changed our diapers.
23:00I was too worried I would get clumsy and drop you.
23:04Well, really hope you don't drop this wheel of cheese.
23:07You know, it weighs about as much as a baby girl.
23:16Oh, did she get in your head?
23:21Shake it off, primetime.
23:23You're the champ.
23:24This is for all the marbles.
23:26And here he goes and lets him roll it.
23:29You Jimmy Chunked Duck, mother of man.
23:32Woo!
23:34If the twins can knock down their pretzel castle, they win.
23:38She intimidated my partner.
23:40You go get her, pretzel king.
23:42There is no smack talk in the cheese roll.
23:44You are banned from aiming your partner.
23:48What?
23:48No!
23:49How can I hit the castle without my aimer?
23:51You know what, Liv?
23:52It's fine.
23:53You got this.
23:54Because if anyone can find a castle, it's a princess.
23:58Of course.
24:01Activate diva sonar.
24:11Got it.
24:12Target locked.
24:31Steer PD is under here.
24:34There's a new cheese sheriff in town, and her name is Bullseye Rudy.
24:38How come I run for free?
24:40We got to go.
24:42Let's get on the plane, Rudy.
24:45Um, wait, all of us?
24:47You think I'm going to my big Hollywood premiere without my family?
24:53Move, move, move.
24:55Do it.
24:56Do it.
24:57Yes.
24:59I love you, Rudy.
25:00I love you, Rudy.
25:00I love you, Rudy.
25:01I love you, Rudy.
25:02That was exciting, huh?
25:04Oh, boy.
25:05For the record, I didn't even want to go to Liv Rooney's stupid Hollywood premiere, you know?
25:11My job's right here at Stephen's Point.
25:12Um, we have an extra seat on the plane, so it's, uh, yours if you want it.
25:21Charlie Deppis is going to Hollywood.
25:22Deppis out.
25:43I'm really glad Wisconsin Liv is back, but Hollywood Liv has some serious perks.
25:51Let's keep her around.
25:54Hey, guys.
25:55Family photo.
25:56Come on in.
25:59Everyone look.
26:00Everyone say...
26:02Cheese!
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