00:03Students of Bridgewood High, for our big game against the Ravens, we are excited to have our captain back from
00:11her injury, Maddie Rooney!
00:17Hey! Will it wasn't finished?
00:24Take it away, Matt.
00:27Thanks, Willow, and thank you so much for carrying the team when I was gone.
00:39She didn't carry the team. We take a bus.
00:44It's really nice, except seat 14, which is covered in tape.
00:48There was a bathroom, though, which was handy. Willow knows about town.
00:52A license! I think Maddie has something to say.
00:58Hey, Bridgewood! It's gonna take a lot more than a blown knee to keep me from beating those Ravens.
01:05Go, Porcupines!
01:15Yeah, we really need to come up with a new Porcupine victory, Clive.
01:18And for our big rivalry game, we bring out the Ridgewood Rock!
01:26If anyone can steal this from the team before Friday, you will be excused from Jim for an entire week!
01:36Lady Porcupines, protect the rock!
01:43Victory is mine!
01:48I desperately need that get-out-of-P.E. pass.
01:52Next week is Square Dance Week.
01:55And Joey don't do-si-do.
01:57Oh, yes, he do-si-do.
02:08Give me that rock! I won't stop trying until I get it!
02:12It's behind my back. One hug and it's yours.
02:17Round one, Lady Porcupine.
02:19Round one, Lady Porcupine.
02:21Round one, Lady Porcupine.
02:24Round one, Lady Porcupine.
02:28I'm up with the sunshine.
02:31I'm laced up, my heart's off.
02:33I'm slam dunk, ready or not.
02:37Yeah, show me what you got.
02:39I'm under the swatlight.
02:42I dare you come on and follow you.
02:45Dance to your own beat, I'll sing the melody
02:49When you say yeah.,
02:53I
02:53say no. When
02:55you say stop
02:58All I wanna do is go, go, go
03:00You, you, the help I'll help me
03:04The help I'll never be
03:07The help that drives me crazy
03:11You, you, the better help I'll
03:14Me, me, the help I'll always be
03:18But we both know
03:20We're better in stereo
03:31Take that, zombies, hi-yah
03:33You will not dine on these brains, sir
03:38Parker, are you still playing that game?
03:41You've been playing that since before I left
03:43For my sparkle-size aerobics glass
03:48Don't you wanna go outside?
03:50No, I want to go to the bathroom
03:54But I can't pause the game in the middle of a level
03:57Here, take over
03:58Just hide and don't get me killed
04:00Zombies don't play, dude
04:05Oh, so realistic
04:09It's like I'm walking through a forest
04:13Oh, it even follows my movements
04:16Oh, look at me
04:17I'm walking down stairs
04:22Oh, excuse me, Mr. Zombie
04:25I'm just supposed to hide
04:26I said excuse me
04:31I actually felt that
04:33Hey, back off
04:35The sparkle kiss
04:38Oh, I'm sorry, did I knock off your head?
04:41Good, fear me
04:42Three, five, six, seven, and one
04:44And two, seven, and one
04:47Yeah, four, three
04:49What are you doing?
04:51I said hi
04:53Oh
04:58Whoa
04:59You made it to level 17
05:03Mom, how'd you do that?
05:05Oh, I just did some moves I learned in my sparkle-size class
05:08Wait
05:10You used your old lady exercise moves to clear level 16?
05:17This old lady could show you some of her moves
05:21I don't want some of your moves
05:23No
05:23I want them all
05:25Sparkle me, Mom
05:33Guess who just got cast in her first sequel
05:38I'm guessing the only actress in this house
05:43Do you want to notice?
05:45Okay, I'm gonna give you a hint
05:46Mandy says your muffler is A-OK
05:54My first big break was singing in a local commercial for Mike's Muffler Shop when I was nine
06:00To this day, the roar of bad mufflers and the smell of motor oil always gives me that showbiz rush
06:09I thought you were gonna, like, focus on your music
06:14Well, yeah, I am
06:15But Mike's Muffler Shop called and I felt like I owed them one
06:20I'm so excited
06:22You're excited about being a dancing muffler chased by a badger
06:29Okay
06:29First of all, no, the badger wasn't chasing me
06:32He was chasing a good deal
06:36And secondly, I told him that I would only do it if they cast Shana Sowen
06:41In second grade, Shana and I met at Shiny Smiles Acting Camp
06:47Shana was actually cast in the muffler commercial first
06:50But then she got chicken pox, so they asked me to do it
06:53And then Shana had already tried on the outfit
06:55So two weeks later, I got chicken pox
06:58I just always felt bad that Shana didn't get to do the commercial
07:02And now I have a chance to make it right
07:05And don't worry, I will be done filming before your big basketball game
07:09I can't wait to see you play now that your knee's all better
07:14Yeah, thank you
07:15Yeah
07:16It's, uh, it's gonna be great
07:19I'm gonna crush those ravens
07:23Whoa
07:25Maddie
07:26You didn't say BAM WHAT?
07:31I've never seen you miss a BAM WHAT moment
07:33I've even seen you BAM WHAT a good BAM WHAT
07:38Right
07:40BAM
07:41BAM
07:44BAM
07:46We both know you're faking
07:49Maddie
07:52What's wrong?
07:53What?
07:55Nothing's wrong
07:56This isn't about your knee, is it?
07:59Because seriously, I mean, we talked to the doctor
08:01And she said you're fine
08:02And she also said that she loved my outfit
08:04so she obviously knows what she's talking about.
08:09No, Liv, nothing's bothering me.
08:11I'm fine.
08:13I'm ready.
08:14I'm...
08:16Whoa, you are so not ready.
08:20You just got schooled by Mandy the muffler, girl.
08:26What's that thing that you always do?
08:29Okay.
08:43There it is.
08:45The muffler fumes of my youth.
08:53Oh.
08:54Okay, now I'm just dizzy.
08:58Tooch, hey.
09:00Hey, um, before you leave, can we make sure that Shayna is the new muffler and I'll be the rusty
09:04old one?
09:07It's really important to me that Shayna gets the spotlight.
09:11Plus, I mean, I feel like I've played the shiny new muffler before.
09:15You know, I really want to challenge myself as an actress.
09:20So, does this look rusty to you?
09:29Yes!
09:31Shayna!
09:34Oh, I missed you, so am I not as much as I missed you.
09:39Shiny Smiles acting camp salute.
09:43Hey, you, what do you do?
09:45Drama, comedy, improv, too.
09:48I'll sing, I'll dance, I'll make you smile.
09:49Shiny Smiles camp is worth your while.
09:51And space work, and space work, and space work, and space work.
09:56Put the groceries in the car, put the groceries in the car.
10:00Law on sprinkler, law on sprinkler.
10:02Tessie!
10:06Thank you so much for doing this commercial with me.
10:10I told them I wouldn't do anything unless they got Liv Rooney.
10:15I'm just kidding.
10:17I'm not doing anything.
10:18I'm not.
10:19Well, Shayna, it is such a shame that we lost touch.
10:23You know what?
10:23Let me get your phone number.
10:27Wow, is that the new Z-Phone 5000?
10:31Uh-huh, it's awesome.
10:34Do you like it?
10:36I hate it.
10:38I hate that it's not mine.
10:42I had you going there, didn't I?
10:44Who is the movie star now?
10:48I'm kidding.
10:50It's still you.
10:52I don't know, Shane.
10:54Those are diva shades if I ever saw them.
10:57I love those.
11:05And Moe's back, too?
11:08Wow, he really hasn't aged a bit.
11:16Lacey kicks off the ball to Rooney, who drives to the hole!
11:21Or passes it to Lacey, who passes it back to Rooney, who drives to the hole!
11:31Or not!
11:35Maddie, you haven't taken a shot all day.
11:37What's wrong?
11:38Yeah, something's fishy.
11:40Whoa, I just remembered tomorrow's fish sink day in the cafeteria.
11:45Do you think they're made from halibut or cod?
11:49Oh, wait.
11:51Maddie, were you about to say something?
11:53I really want to hear it.
11:55Please let it be cod.
11:59I...
12:01Okay.
12:02Um, the truth is, I'm really excited about getting back on the court.
12:11But I am just a little nervous that I might hurt my knee again.
12:15That's all.
12:17You'll be fine, Maddie.
12:20I just...
12:21I don't know.
12:22I'm worried that if I get in a game, I might hesitate.
12:25And, I mean, you know that if you hesitate for even a second, you're toast.
12:30And I mean, I also know that I haven't played in a while.
12:34What if I'm just not as good as I used to be?
12:37Maddie, Maddie, you're our star.
12:40Once you get in a pressure situation, you're going to react just fine.
12:44It's like one of those things you never forget how to do.
12:47Like riding a bike or sneaking up on Joey when he's taking his afternoon nap.
13:09Ha-ha!
13:10Victory is mine!
13:12Hey, hens, next time try less clucking and more defending the rock.
13:18Hey, Jojo.
13:20Cluck, cluck, boom.
13:28This makes me slightly less certain of victory.
13:33I shall find a neighborhood cat to lick me clean while I plot my revenge.
13:48Sweet mother of crushed vermilion!
13:53We have the exact same lip gloss!
13:56No way!
13:56You weren't crushed vermilion by Lady Love Lips?
14:01Obsessed!
14:04It's so hard to find here in Wisconsin.
14:07I always keep it right here in my bag.
14:11Right here.
14:14That's so weird.
14:16It was here just a minute ago.
14:25Okay, so I really don't want to go there.
14:28But what are the chances of us having the exact same lip gloss color like one in a crushed vermilion?
14:36Is it possible that Shayna took my lip gloss?
14:42Nah.
14:46Well.
14:48Nah.
14:51Well.
14:53Huh.
14:55It's gotta be in here.
14:57It's usually right here next to my phone.
15:07What?
15:08What is it?
15:09My phone!
15:11My phone!
15:12It's gone, too!
15:13Oh, I can't feel my fingers!
15:15Oh, Shayna!
15:16I can't feel my fingers!
15:17I can't feel...
15:20Okay, so my lip gloss and my phone, which Shayna said she wanted, are both gone.
15:28Normally in this situation, I would ask Maddie what to do, but I can't call her because I don't have
15:32my phone,
15:32and then I can't call her from the shop's phone because I don't know her number, and...
15:37I don't know anyone's number!
15:38Hold on!
15:43Hold on!
15:46Call Maddie!
15:50Call Maddie!
15:53Yeah!
15:53It's angry!
15:54Oh, it's angry!
16:01Okay, and a twizzle, and a pivot, and a kick
16:05Life in your way, and sparkle, sparkle, sparkle
16:09Okay, say words that make sense
16:13Okay, let me just show you
16:15I wish I could say that I was having fun sharing an activity with my son
16:20But the truth is, I just love killing zombies
16:26Parker, come on, you let those zombies back you into a corner
16:31Well, mama's gonna fix that with a sparkle, sparkle
16:34Ooh, boom, those zombies just got mumbled
16:41Okay, mom, I think I got it
16:42Level 18, mama needs some room
16:45But I'm ready to have my game back
16:47Go away, ooh, that's my new kill move
16:49Yeah, and, and, and, and
16:52I think some neighborhood kids are having a rock fight
16:55Maybe I'll go join them
16:57Okay, have fun
17:01Hope I make you back alive
17:03Love you too
17:12Yep, that's right
17:14At Mike's muffler shop
17:16Mandy says 80 bucks is all you'll pay
17:20Mandy says your muffler is A-OK
17:26And Shayna stole my phone and that is not OK
17:32Great day, Shayna
17:34Thanks, I'm drawing from the same emotions I used to play a cupcake
17:39And it's totally working
17:46And now to find my phone
17:58memorize coming
17:59We're doing allmış
18:05And the same emotions I used to play
18:06And now being able
18:06Without going
18:06Jenna
18:06Let's play
18:06Because I have a chat
18:07That's great
18:07Or
18:09I love that
18:11And I love that
18:33Liv, what are you doing with my wallet?
18:36Uh, give me a sec.
18:39I'll think of something.
18:42My sunglasses went missing earlier, too.
18:46You know, the ones you said you love?
18:49I can't believe it.
18:50You're a thief.
18:52Liv Rooney's a thief.
18:58I'm kidding.
19:01No, I'm not.
19:02Liv Rooney's a thief.
19:05I'm the thief?
19:06You stole my phone and my lip gloss.
19:08What? How dare you?
19:10Oh, that's what's going on.
19:14Oh, oh.
19:23Oh.
19:27Oh.
19:33And, and, and, and three of those three times.
19:36Come on, tighten those buttons, ladies.
19:39I mean, zombies.
19:42Mom, you've been playing zombie gut splash all day.
19:45You gonna take a break and make dinner by any chance?
19:52Mama's busy.
19:53Make it yourself.
19:55Get to use the stove.
19:58Hey.
20:00Oh, hello, Mr. Zombie, sir.
20:03Have you met my friend, Size 7 Sparkle Sneaker?
20:09Did someone order a can of butt whooping?
20:13Because I brought a whole case.
20:17I played outside for 20 minutes.
20:19I got three mosquito bites, somersaulted into dog poop, and was chased by an owl.
20:26It was time to take virtual reality back.
20:30Oh, hello, little boy.
20:32I hope you bought a ticket, because you're going down to Karen Town.
20:38You're pretty tough against the undead.
20:40Let's see how you do against the living.
20:44Hi-yo, hi-yo.
20:48And stretch, and lift, and jimmy, jimmy, boom.
20:52And slap, and slap, and slap, and slap, and slap.
20:58No!
21:01Ever been beaten with your own spine?
21:19As I ripped the spine from my son's body, I realized that maybe I'd crossed a line.
21:29Oh, sorry, honey. Here's your spine back.
21:40Thank you. Here's your Mother of the Year award.
21:48Oh, I think I'm done with this game.
21:52Probably best. But you had a good run, Mom.
21:56Thank you, honey.
21:59So, the stove is super complicated.
22:06Who wants ice pops for dinner?
22:10You are never moving out, are you?
22:13It is not looking good.
22:18You put back my sunglasses! I don't have your sunglasses! Give me back my phone!
22:26I don't have your phone!
22:32What is going on?
22:39I thought we were going to be friends!
22:41I'm not friends with these!
22:42I am not a sixth!
22:46Girls, what is wrong with you?
22:49And Liv, why do you keep texting me weird stuff that I don't understand, like LLK semicolon?
22:56I barely know what IDK means.
23:02LOL.
23:05I can't text you, Dad, because Shana stole my phone.
23:11Well, you just texted me a photo.
23:15What? That's impossible.
23:20Why is there a selfie of a badger on my...
23:25No!
23:35Mo stole our stuff?
23:38I'm going to get my phone back.
23:41Dad, get my phone back.
23:46Let's just let him finish his phone call first.
23:51Shana, I'm so sorry I thought you took my phone.
23:56I'm sorry, too.
23:58And you know what?
23:59When I thought you were the thief, I was really upset, because I was so happy that we're friends again.
24:04And when I thought you were the thief, I thought,
24:07She's a movie star.
24:08Why can't she afford her own sunglasses?
24:14I really want to hug you, but I don't think I could get my hands around your suit.
24:20Bow and touch tailpipes.
24:31I got your phone back.
24:41All right, porcupines.
24:43One more minute until we have successfully defended the rock.
24:49Keep rocking, buster!
24:56Bring us home, Lacey.
24:58No, Maddie, you should do it.
25:00You could use the confidence boost, and my self-esteem is flying high.
25:04I found a rainbow scrunchie today in chemistry.
25:07Check it.
25:10I was going to go outside, Pony, but then I decided it was a rock.
25:17Here you go, Mads.
25:20Thanks, Lace.
25:21And great job, guys.
25:23I mean, if we work like this against the Ravens, then nothing can stop us.
25:33Victory is mine!
25:51I'm going to go outside, Pony, and I'm going to go outside, Pony, and I'm going to go outside, Pony,
26:03and I'm going to go outside, Pony, and I'm going to go outside, Pony, and I'm going to go outside,
26:03Pony, and I'm going to go outside, Pony, and I'm going to go outside, Pony, and I'm going to go
26:04outside, Pony, and I'm going to go outside, Pony, and I'm going to go outside.
26:22Time!
26:24Hey!
26:25Brock's right here, coach.
26:28Mary!
26:29You ran, planted, and pivoted on your knee,
26:32just like you would in a game!
26:34You're back, Captain!
26:36You're right!
26:38I am!
26:40Bam! What?
26:42That was a really good one.
26:45Bam! What?
26:51See you in gym class, partner.
27:03The three is mine!
27:09Great win, porcupines!
27:12And our game MVP is Maddie Rooney!
27:22Thanks, you guys.
27:23And it felt so good to get back on the court with a win.
27:27Nice work, ladies.
27:30While you were winning your game, I had my own little triumph.
27:34I overcame my fear of the oven.
27:39And I baked you guys a cake to celebrate.
27:43A cake that will explode in Maddie's face,
27:48covering her in a thick layer of frosted revenge.
27:54Go ahead, Maddie.
27:56Cut into it.
27:57See what...
28:11What happens?
28:13What happens?
28:17Hit me!
28:19Hit me!
28:20Nothing!
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