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Amandaland S02E05-6 (2026)
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00:01Oh, come on. It's not a big deal. Half of my class have got one.
00:04You're not getting a fake ID, Georgie. You're not old enough.
00:07Yeah, that's the point. It's not about drinking or going out or anything.
00:09Oh, no. I'm sure you're just desperate to do jury service.
00:12It's just some geeks and festivals are in venues that...
00:15It's a no, Georgie.
00:17Sweetheart, just be thankful you inherited a youthful appearance from my side of the family.
00:22Both your dad's sisters are foreign so you can strike a match on.
00:28That should be our house. Life is so unfair.
00:32Is that a lot of money for a house?
00:33It is around here, Manus.
00:35Why is the writing so small?
00:37It's not. Your eye's okay?
00:39Yes. Thank you.
00:42It's their font that's the issue. My eyesight is actually perfect.
00:45Oh, come on. We'll be late.
00:49Oi! What are you doing with my daughter?
00:51Oh! I'm so sorry. So sorry.
00:53Mum. I just signed it.
00:56Second-hand embarrassment, Mum.
00:57It's just so embarrassing.
00:59How do you not know your own daughter?
01:00Oh, my God.
01:04Come on, boys. Half time. Let's get a drink.
01:07Sorry, Amanda. What was that again?
01:09Flat white whole milk.
01:10Great. Honestly. Head like a sieve.
01:13Flash white whole. Flash white whole. Flash white whole.
01:14Don't get too settled. We're going to grab a team photo if we get a minute.
01:19What? Does someone need some glasses there?
01:22No, actually, Mal.
01:24For your information, I have a biological age of 33.
01:27Really?
01:27Yeah. Not my words. Those are Marie Claire's website.
01:30Not really.
01:30And my last eye test showed 20-20 vision, so...
01:33Yeah, but when was that? Because your eyes fall off a cliff in your late 40s, you know.
01:36Well, that's nonsense. It's just a kind of misty haze.
01:39It's rather lovely. It's like watching a 1950s film.
01:43Great news! I've just got another book in.
01:45Hey!
01:46Okay!
01:46This one's a spaniel called Daniel.
01:48I already walk a pub called Doug and a bull mastiff whose balls are massive, which is almost the same
01:53thing.
01:53So it's like a proper business now, guys.
01:55I mean, it's got a logo and a name.
01:58I'm utterly barking.
02:01Indeed you are.
02:02I've even found myself a little van.
02:04Nice! What kind?
02:05I don't know. White one. Four wheels.
02:07I don't know much about cars.
02:09I saw it on Facebook and they said I could see it today, so...
02:12I could give it a look if you want.
02:13Really?
02:14Oh, yeah. Mal loves a bit of vansplaining.
02:20Because he's always like it.
02:21Yeah, we've got it.
02:25Right, I've got a latte for Amanda.
02:28No, and flat white hole. Flat white hole.
02:31And with that, the nickname was born.
02:34Very sorry.
02:35I'm all at sixes and sevens today.
02:37It's fine. I'll drink it to be sustainable.
02:39Oh, talking of drinking, Georgie was just asking about fake ID.
02:42So, something else to keep an eye out on.
02:44Great. Now I feel old.
02:46Well, no fee, because it shows they're young, too young to drink.
02:50Which means we're parents of young children.
02:53We're young parents.
02:54Oh, right. So do we need ID?
02:56Well, I don't see Darius having a need for that anytime soon.
02:59He's still all about Roblox and chocolate milk.
03:01I mean, look at that little cherub.
03:03Yeah, exactly.
03:04Such a sweet, sweet little boy.
03:06Let's go!
03:11Can I give you a lift, darling?
03:13Kids think you're going by bus.
03:14I don't go by bus, I walk.
03:17Oh, poor thing.
03:19A lift would be lovely, thank you.
03:21Oh, um, do you think you could drop me at the opticians?
03:25Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.
03:29Mummy.
03:31Hold on, I haven't got my seatbelt on.
03:40Can I park the bloody thing?
03:45So, Elspeth's house is officially on the market.
03:48Dead cat lady.
03:49Yes, I'm sure that's how she...
03:50Oh, Bobby, that was so close.
03:54I'm gonna have plenty of room.
03:54Um, yeah, uh, it's not exactly cheap, but actually given the floor...
04:02Relax.
04:03I saw it.
04:04Yeah.
04:06So, yeah, I'm just, uh, wondering if there's a way for me to...
04:14Secure the investment.
04:15Are you angling for a loan?
04:16No, not at all.
04:17Mummy, nothing like that.
04:20I wasn't planning to pay it back.
04:22Well, that sounds really tempting.
04:23I meant for...
04:24Oh, my God!
04:28Um...
04:28There's a possibility of you gifting me some of my inheritance early.
04:32You know, um...
04:35I heard of your, uh...
04:36Death?
04:37Oh.
04:37Oh, sorry, darling.
04:39All my money's tied up in the house.
04:40Oh.
04:40Looks like you're gonna have to wait for me to croak.
04:43Christ.
04:45How have you made it this long?
04:47Mummy, can you just pull over?
04:48I'm gonna walk from here.
04:49Fine.
04:49Your funeral.
04:50That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid.
04:53There you are.
04:54Thanks, Mummy.
04:56Absolute media.
04:57Jeez.
04:58This is wrecked.
05:01Yeah, don't buy it.
05:02I like it.
05:03Are you serious?
05:04Yeah.
05:05It reminds me of the one that my dad used to drive.
05:07He's had a little rust patch, just like that.
05:10Yeah, most buyers don't normally go for those, as a rule.
05:14He used to take me out on his rounds with him.
05:15He was a delivery driver.
05:17He used to let me take off the handbrake,
05:18put the hazards on when he was making a drop.
05:20Lot of happy memories in that van.
05:22Listen, I get the nostalgia, I really do,
05:24but trust me, you do not, under any circumstances,
05:28want to buy a van in this sort of condition.
05:34Right, all done.
05:39So, the test shows you're a plus one in both eyes.
05:41Oh, that's great.
05:42Such relief.
05:43Thank you so much.
05:44No, that means you need glasses.
05:46But you said plus.
05:47Plus means good things.
05:48Like A plus, or platinum plus, or, well, everything.
05:52Except plus size.
05:54Actually, no.
05:55Even that now.
05:55It's just how we express degrees of long-sightedness.
05:58I'm long-sighted.
05:59It's a perfectly normal result,
06:01especially if you're heading towards 50.
06:02I'm not heading towards 50.
06:04Oh, I did it at birth down as 1970.
06:06Yes, I know what I put.
06:07I wouldn't call that heading towards 50.
06:09It's like turning onto the M4 at Chiswick
06:11and saying you're heading towards...
06:13Well, I'm not sure where the M4 ends up,
06:15but it's probably a very long way away
06:16and not worth worrying about.
06:18Think it's Swansea.
06:19Exactly.
06:20There you are then.
06:21Maybe take the prescription
06:23and just have a think.
06:24Okay.
06:34Where are the glasses?
06:37Mum, could you do us a favour?
06:39Oh yes, of course.
06:40I was just standing here ironing while making a lasagna
06:42thinking, what else could I do?
06:43Cool.
06:44Could you get me an ID?
06:46Oh my God.
06:49My little boy.
06:50Where's my little boy gone?
06:52What's the hurry to grow up?
06:53What do you need a fake ID for anyway?
06:55Is it for drink?
06:56Are you a drinker now?
06:57Or is it drugs?
06:58Are you hooked on drugs?
07:00I don't think a drug dealer would ever ask me for my ID.
07:02Anyway, I don't want a fake one.
07:03One of them government ones to prove I'm still 16.
07:06Why?
07:06I keep getting charged full price at the water slides.
07:08They still look 18.
07:09That's all.
07:11Such a relief.
07:13You are.
07:13You're such a good boy.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15Gosh Kim, you're right scared there.
07:17Why would you do that?
07:19Why would you worry me like that?
07:20Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
07:22What the heck?
07:22Mum!
07:23Sorry, I'm so sorry.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:24I'm just feeling a little bit emotional today.
07:26I didn't sleep very well last night.
07:29Yes, that's absolutely no problem.
07:30I will send off for the ID in the morning.
07:32That's absolutely no problem.
07:33Hey, thank you.
07:35Mum, why are you ironing the pasta?
07:40Oh, no.
07:42Oh, no.
07:44Oh, no.
07:53Morning.
07:54Hi.
07:55Oh.
07:56Oh, they shoot you?
07:58Yes, they would say that.
07:59They're 300 pounds.
08:02Oh.
08:04Um.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Okay.
08:06Cool.
08:07Try these.
08:08Similar style.
08:09Just without the flex hinges.
08:10Okay.
08:1090 pounds.
08:11Okay.
08:12Yeah.
08:12There you go.
08:13Okay.
08:16Oh, wow.
08:18Okay.
08:18Maybe they all look good on you.
08:20Very good.
08:21I'm sure you're the king of commission.
08:23Oh, no.
08:24I'm not on commission.
08:27Okay.
08:27Well.
08:31Okay.
08:31We'll take those.
08:33Lens fitting takes about five days.
08:34So they should be ready by the end of the week.
08:36Oh, okay.
08:37Well.
08:38What do I do till then?
08:40Oh.
08:41Some ready readers might tide you over.
08:42Oh.
08:43Yeah.
08:43Not the height of fashion.
08:45But if anyone can pull them off.
08:50Oh.
08:51Can I get your number?
08:54Um.
08:56That's very.
08:56And we'll call you when they're in.
08:58Right.
08:58Yes.
08:59Of course.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:02It's 07.
09:03Yeah.
09:04It's just like my dad's van.
09:05You're going to love it Dells.
09:06There's a steering wheel.
09:08And a couple of these sun things.
09:10And a few of these.
09:12Yeah.
09:12I've seen a van before.
09:14Look.
09:14As long as Mal is happy.
09:15Well, actually Dells.
09:17Oh, you're breaking up actually Della.
09:19Right.
09:20Let's get the pedal to the metal.
09:21You mean rust.
09:24Ooh.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Yes.
09:27Newcastle United over the last few seasons in the Premier League.
09:30There have been a few nuts along the way.
09:32Seems to be stuck on some sports station.
09:34Oh.
09:34I suppose I should name her.
09:36Me dad just called Samantha.
09:38Maybe I'll call Amanda.
09:39After Amanda.
09:40She's sort of like.
09:41Looking down on everyone.
09:43All right.
09:43Well, there's a bit of a knack to getting these in reversing.
09:46So a different collar.
09:47Push them.
09:48Ooh.
09:50Are you sure you've never driven one of these?
09:53Yeah.
09:53Maybe it's in the jeans.
09:55All right.
09:55Let's go.
09:58Oh, Fee.
09:59What's that?
10:00Me?
10:01He came out of nowhere.
10:02I was indicating.
10:04I know, but we're in a white van.
10:06Us white van drivers have got a bad enough rep as it is, all right?
10:09Go easy on the horn, huh?
10:11All right, man.
10:22Mommy.
10:23Darling.
10:25Fancy seeing you here.
10:26Well, I live here.
10:27And don't you look a picture?
10:29In this?
10:30You look lovely in that collar.
10:31What is happening here?
10:32What do you mean?
10:33Why are you being nice?
10:35Can't a mother pay her daughter a compliment?
10:37Yes, but historically-
10:38No, actually, I was thinking about your idea about that house down the road, and I was
10:42I think you might be onto something.
10:44Mommy, are you serious?
10:45Well, it wouldn't hurt to take a little look around, and so I've booked us a viewing
10:48at 4pm this afternoon, if you're free.
10:52Yes!
10:52Amazing!
10:53Oh, Mommy, what happened there?
10:54Oh, just a little light brush against a keep left suggestion.
10:58Do you mean sign?
10:59No, the blue ones are just suggestions.
11:01Bye, darling.
11:07So, with GCSE's imminent, we just want to take you through a bit of exam prep, which
11:13we like to call the three Ps of revision.
11:15Plan, prepare, and I should have made some notes.
11:21So, let's start with planning.
11:23Plan.
11:24Plan.
11:24It's so, so important that they have a timetable.
11:28If they haven't had time to put a timetable together, and sometimes they will plain...
11:32Well, that was very interesting.
11:34Thank you, Mal.
11:34Where'd you get a new place on the high street on?
11:371996.
11:38They're temporary until my designer frames are ready.
11:40And the handsome late 20s guy in the shop seemed to like me in glasses.
11:45Very much.
11:46Obviously, because he'll be on commission.
11:48Not on commission, actually, Mal.
11:50Just like what he saw.
11:52A lot.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:56What?
11:57It's him.
11:58Should he be texting me, like, directly?
12:01Absolutely not.
12:02He's a serial killer.
12:02What's he saying?
12:03Okay.
12:05Hi, Amanda.
12:07Finley from OptiTrue here.
12:09Your glasses will be ready to collect tomorrow.
12:12I look forward to seeing you again.
12:17Okay.
12:18He, like, totally wants you to go and collect your glasses.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Because if that's his A-game, then he's no...
12:25Oh, Jesus.
12:26What's his name?
12:28Oh, God.
12:29You're a man.
12:30You're a man with all the women.
12:31James Bond.
12:32Tagawait.
12:32No.
12:33No.
12:33He's a lover.
12:35His name is the word for someone who, um...
12:37Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me at the moment.
12:40My memory is terrible.
12:41I can't concentrate on anything.
12:43I've not been sleeping great, which doesn't help either.
12:45And then my emotions are just on.
12:47Oh, Anne.
12:48Do you think it's like, you know, menopause?
12:51Don't be ridiculous, Abigail.
12:54For years from all that.
12:55It's just started at 42.
12:57And I heard that, like, one in ten women get it early.
12:59No.
12:59Yeah?
12:59Can't be the menopause.
13:01Like Amanda said.
13:02One in ten, Anne.
13:05And to be fair, you always age quite quickly.
13:08Yeah.
13:08It all fits now, I think about it.
13:10I mean, menopause definitely affects recall.
13:12I heard from my friend Marcy Jane Cameron in July at the ballet.
13:15Seat D4.
13:16Yeah.
13:17No, my sister had it all.
13:18Brain fog, tears, memory.
13:19Yeah, the works.
13:21What did she do?
13:22HRT.
13:23But it changed her life, so it's worth looking into.
13:25Yeah.
13:25Do you want to write that down, Anne?
13:27Yeah.
13:28Yeah, thank you.
13:28Were there any questions?
13:31Casanova.
13:32Sorry.
13:34Yes.
13:36Come on now, enough.
13:38What happens in the park stays at the park.
13:41Time falls down to the coaching.
13:43Until United accept that, we ain't never going to see any improvement.
13:46Do you know what I mean?
13:47They're getting paid a full tune.
13:48Full tune.
13:49Alright, mate.
13:49I'm sick of it, Alan.
13:50Week in, week out.
13:51These guys get paid millions of pounds.
13:52I mean, if anything, the issue's in the boardroom.
13:55I mean, if anything, the issue's in the boardroom.
13:58Look, V, I hear what you say.
13:59But I don't think we can actually lay the woes of an entire season at the manager's door.
14:03Yeah, but he's taking the money.
14:04I'm sorry, but if you're happy to take the paycheck and the silverware,
14:07you have to hold your hands up to some sort of negligence.
14:10Okay, we can't say it's negligent.
14:12I'd say what I like, Alan.
14:13Free speech.
14:14It's free speech.
14:16Yeah, okay.
14:17Thanks, V.
14:17I'm Holston there with your free speech.
14:19Anyway, give me football calls coming in.
14:23I'll give you a few moments.
14:27Ooh, such a lovely place.
14:29Yeah.
14:31Bags of potential.
14:32Bags.
14:35Well, I think we should have a catch-up tomorrow,
14:38and have a little chat about what might be arranged.
14:43Mummy.
14:44Oh, oh.
14:45Yes.
14:46Almost forgot.
14:46Yes.
14:46There is a little thing you could do for me.
14:48Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.
14:49You might get a letter from the police about a marginal speeding offence.
14:54If you could just tick the little box that says that you were behind the wheel,
14:58that would be a real weight off my mind.
15:01What?
15:03I was just saying, you might get a letter from the police.
15:06Yes, I heard what you said.
15:08It's the tiniest thing.
15:09It's just that, you see, my licence is pretty much full up, points-wise,
15:15and you haven't got any.
15:16If you could just tick that little box, I think that would be easiest for everyone.
15:21But you were driving.
15:23Yes, but it's only paperwork, really.
15:24Well, no, it's me lying to the police and getting two points on my licence.
15:29Well, I think you'll find it's three, darling.
15:31Or you could go on one of those courses, as it's your first offence.
15:34I haven't committed an offence.
15:35That's the spirit.
15:36I mean, what is ten miles an hour?
15:38They say that 40 is the new 30.
15:41But I guess they just forgot to tell the speed cameras.
15:43Yes, right. Mummy, the cameras.
15:47They will have a photo of you at the wheel.
15:49Well, do you think that'll be a problem?
15:50Of course it will.
15:51You're a woman in your seventies, and I'm self-evidently not.
15:53Just this week, I had a man in his twenties practically drooling over me, for God's sake.
15:59I don't think anyone's going to believe I'm you.
16:01Well, let's just sleep on it, shall we?
16:04Seems we both have a lot to think about.
16:09Such a lovely house.
16:16Well, it's been mainly the memory issues, yes.
16:19But there has also been some mood swings.
16:21Just the other day I told one of the twins that Mammy could really use some space right now.
16:26God, I don't know what came over me.
16:27I know they're no longer toddlers, but they shouldn't have to be listening to language like that.
16:31Okay. Well, they do have some results for you, based on the urine test and those initial bloods.
16:36Right. Yes. And, um, is it a woman's issue?
16:43In a way, yes. And you're pregnant.
16:52Darling!
16:53Mummy!
16:55What's this called?
16:56It's 3-0 to the Eagles.
16:58Oh dear.
17:00No, we're the Eagles.
17:00Oh, yes.
17:03So, um, have you had the chance to think any more about my little request?
17:07Yes, Mummy, I got my letter.
17:11And, whilst I'm a firm believer in helping out family members however I can,
17:16I downloaded the photo and, well...
17:24So, yeah, I think that puts that little debate to bed.
17:27I'll say it does.
17:30I'll say you'll take the points.
17:32What?
17:32Well, that could easily be you.
17:34That's a pensioner.
17:35How dare you?
17:36What? Mummy, it's a statement of fact!
17:38Look, it's...
17:38Oh, Mal, okay.
17:40Sorry, do you have a moment.
17:40Can you just tell me what you see there?
17:42Oh, no.
17:47What are you gonna do?
17:49Take the points or do the course?
17:51Si.
17:55I just did a course.
17:59Hey.
18:10Ann, what happened?
18:11Oh, well, I fell off a chair.
18:13Oh, nice.
18:14Because, oh, yes.
18:15Also, a bit of news.
18:17Turns out I'm pregnant.
18:19So, yeah.
18:21Oh.
18:21Oh my days.
18:23Wonderful news, Ann.
18:24Congratulations!
18:26Yeah, that's amazing.
18:27Oh, thank you.
18:28Yes, a bit of a shock.
18:29Oh, we could all be pregnant, Ann.
18:30We're all young enough to be pregnant.
18:32Just because some of us choose not to be
18:33doesn't make us any older than the people who are.
18:34That's not how it works.
18:36Okay.
18:38Congratulations, Ann.
18:38I'm very pleased for you.
18:44Stupid folk say song.
18:56Oh, hey.
18:57Hi.
18:58Hi.
18:58Picking up, right?
18:59That's right, yes.
19:00And what was the name?
19:03It's...
19:03I'm joking.
19:05I can't forget that face.
19:06Take a seat, Amanda.
19:07Stand up.
19:09They're right here.
19:11Hey?
19:12Just check the fit, if I may.
19:13Oh.
19:14Oh.
19:19How does that feel?
19:21Very nice.
19:23Great.
19:25Yeah, just check if the level...
19:26Look at me.
19:27Okay.
19:28Yeah.
19:33All looking good.
19:35Yeah.
19:35Real good.
19:39Look, this is hugely unprofessional, but I was wondering...
19:45Follow me?
19:46Yeah.
19:47So, those are for you.
19:48And any problems, you know where to find me.
19:50Right.
19:51Yeah?
19:51Yes.
19:53Yes, I do.
19:54Oh.
19:56Oh.
20:03Amanda!
20:04Hey there, Mama.
20:06Oh, look at you.
20:07You're absolutely glowing.
20:10I was...
20:10I was just bleaching my moustache.
20:12Aww.
20:13I was just passing and I wanted to drop by a little preg-cent.
20:16A pregnancy present.
20:18A pregnancy present.
20:21Oh.
20:22It's for stretch marks.
20:23I've never had to use it ever, but it's supposed to be really great.
20:26Oh, thank you for this.
20:27My cousin uses this actually on her scars.
20:29She reversed pedalo into a bloom of jellyfish a few years.
20:32I just got propositioned.
20:34By the guy at the opticians.
20:35By the guy in his twenties?
20:36Yes.
20:37Are you sure he didn't get hold of the wrong end of the stick there?
20:39Yes.
20:39Anne.
20:41Quite sure.
20:42The only stick getting hold of was him wanting me to get hold of the right end of his...
20:51No.
20:52Anne.
20:53No, don't do that.
20:54Do your normal face.
20:55Why, what did I...
20:56Anne.
20:57No.
20:57You don't have the monopoly on being young and fertile, you know.
21:00Don't look at me like I'm some dried up husk.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on, I'll prove it.
21:06I'm just in the middle.
21:06No, you're not.
21:07Come on.
21:07Grab your coat.
21:07Okay.
21:08Come on.
21:08Before they close.
21:09I'll be back in a minute.
21:10And wipe it off, it's gross.
21:15Right.
21:16Come on.
21:21Did somebody call the RAC?
21:23It's like R-A-C, but it's me.
21:26Yeah, I forgot to top up the bleeding coolant, didn't I?
21:28Hop in.
21:28I'll take you to Alpha's, mate.
21:30Oh, nice one, Fi.
21:35Oh.
21:36Oh.
21:37Sorry.
21:38Oh, got a live one there.
21:40Do you want that?
21:40No, thank you.
21:41All right.
21:42Can I turn that down?
21:43Oi, oi!
21:44Lucky saddle!
21:45What the fuck?
21:47What?
21:47You can't say that.
21:49Well, that's what you say when you see a lady on a bike.
21:52You shout, lucky saddle, for good luck.
21:54It's like seeing a yellow car.
21:56My dad used to say it all the time.
21:58No, no, no.
21:58Okay.
21:59Turn off.
22:00Huh.
22:03That's not why your dad was saying lucky saddle.
22:06He was implying that the saddle was lucky because of where it was.
22:09On a bike?
22:10No, where?
22:10On the rider.
22:13Oh, my God, he was a white van man.
22:16Well, I mean...
22:17How did I fucking miss that?
22:18Well, you were a kid and, you know, it was a different time.
22:21In the 90s.
22:22Even the greatest dads could be a bit stuck in the 80s.
22:25I mean, I'm a white van man and we're just not like that anymore.
22:28Well, I bloody am.
22:30Look at me!
22:31Yeah, I mean, you could tidy up a little bit and think a bit more about how you behave on
22:37the road.
22:37Maybe it's just in my DNA, though.
22:40All them childhood memories.
22:42Stick me in a white van and this is just what I've become.
22:44Hmm.
22:45Do you want me to drive?
22:47Yeah.
23:01Oi, I was indicating, you wanker!
23:03The ambition is there.
23:04The supporters, they know the money's there as well.
23:06The rules, they just slow everything down.
23:08Maybe it's the van.
23:13I don't know why we have to do this, because the shops want to be closed soon, anyway.
23:17It's barely 5.30.
23:18Now, listen, you're going to go in there and browse the glasses.
23:20I actually have 20-20 vision.
23:21Don't show off, and I will then enter, approach Finlay,
23:24and you will bear witness to a very handsome young man 100% hitting on me.
23:28Okay, that dammit's leaving. That's him.
23:31Oh!
23:33He is a very handsome young man, yes.
23:34Yes, I didn't tell you that.
23:36Awful young, though.
23:36Well, I don't see a term, but then maybe I'm not prejudiced like you.
23:39Oh, come on!
23:41He's been picked up by his mum.
23:43Well, we all see our mums, then.
23:44There's not an age when you suddenly stop seeing your mum.
23:47Oh.
23:48Actually, I don't think that's his mum, Amanda.
23:53What?
23:55Do you think maybe he has a slight kink for the older lady?
24:01And listen to me.
24:03If you want me to be godmother to your unborn child, which you do,
24:06Mm-hmm.
24:06This never happened.
24:08Okay?
24:15Move it.
24:17Now.
24:22What the hell?
24:24Busted.
24:25I said we should sit inside.
24:26What do you think you're doing?
24:28It's one gin and tonic.
24:29And they're only single, so it's not that bad.
24:31Did your mum get you a fake ID?
24:32No.
24:33She went all Amanda about it.
24:34What?
24:34Is that supposed to mean?
24:36Where'd you get served?
24:37Drinks, ladies!
24:40Oh, shit.
24:41Terris!
24:42You little fucker!
24:43Well done, guys.
24:45Way to upset the pregnant woman.
24:49Oh.
24:50Had you not...
24:51Wait.
24:56Big brother!
25:05Darling!
25:06I was just...
25:07No.
25:07It's a no to taking your points.
25:09And I realise it's going to cost me any help with buying a house,
25:11but the fact is...
25:13Neither of us are getting any younger.
25:15Eyes fail.
25:16Reflexes go.
25:17And frankly, your driving's getting bloody awful.
25:21I worry you're going to kill someone.
25:24Probably yourself.
25:28As it turns out, I would rather have you alive than a big house.
25:32So, it's a no.
25:34No, mummy.
25:36Amanda!
25:36Mummy, I have said my piece.
25:38I have thought about it.
25:39Amanda, thank you.
25:41For not wanting me dead.
25:44Not many mothers could say that.
25:45My...
25:46I lightly brushed into a one-way suggestion today.
25:50Fine.
25:50Yeah.
25:51So, I think the time has come for me to admit that my driving days are behind me.
25:56Mummy...
25:56I've taken the points.
25:57They've taken my licence.
26:00And...
26:00Okay.
26:03What's this?
26:04Valuation.
26:05On this place.
26:06I'm selling it.
26:08To free up the money so I can put an offer in.
26:10On...
26:11Dead cat lady.
26:12Elspeth.
26:13Elspeth.
26:14Hey.
26:14I don't know what to say.
26:16But where will you live?
26:17Well, with you.
26:19In our new house.
26:21Oh!
26:21Oh, darling.
26:27It smells fantastic.
26:29Talk us through a little bit about how you make your wonderful croissants.
26:32Well, the trick is the lamination.
26:34Because if you cut it open like this, you can see inside you've got all these layers.
26:38And that is a combination of butter and pastry.
26:41Oh!
26:42Oh!
26:43You woke me up again.
26:44How can you hear the kettle over that TV, Mummy?
26:47Has that been on all night?
26:49I always sleep with the television on in my own house.
26:51Well, it's not your house that I need to get to work.
26:54And please, Mummy, can you tidy up a bit?
26:56It's like living with a student.
26:58I'm homeless, Amanda.
26:59You're not homeless, Mummy.
27:00You're between a four-bedroom house and a six-bedroom house.
27:03Any day now we could be exchanging.
27:05Well, while I'm in limbo, this is my bedroom.
27:08I don't see why I should have to tidy up.
27:10I mean, that's exactly why one has a cleaner.
27:13I don't have a cleaner. I am my own cleaner.
27:15Oh, so I shouldn't put my used towels in the bath?
27:19Will you let me know if the estate agent calls, Mummy?
27:22Yes.
27:23Oh, damn it. I'm going to be late.
27:27Why is the fridge not working?
27:28Because I turned it off. It's buzzing annoyed me.
27:33Unbelievable.
27:35And Mummy, please, can you open a window? It stinks in there.
27:49Whoa. There's a lot of dogs you got there, Fi.
27:51Yeah. Hugo, Bobby, Snowball, and my newest sign in, Shakira.
27:56It's great you're so busy. You're like the Deborah Meaden of dog walking.
27:59Yeah, I can basically cover all our household bills now.
28:03So it means when Della gets back, she can have a proper break from bloody cooking.
28:06She deserves a sabbatical.
28:08It's her turn at the basket weaving.
28:10Or whatever she fancies doing.
28:12I wish I was in a lesbian marriage. Just so considerate.
28:15No offence, Jade.
28:16Oh, man taken.
28:18When's Della back?
28:18Friday. I cannot wait. She literally flies in for the prom.
28:22Guys, can you believe that our babies are going to the proms?
28:26Oh, grown up.
28:27Fi, I might have to borrow your high viz for the big night because I have volunteered to man the
28:31gangplank.
28:32It's the prom on a pirate ship.
28:34It's a river cruise.
28:35Surprisingly, I'll mock it the haycroft.
28:37And you know what?
28:38I think a prom on a boat is a lovely idea.
28:41Yeah, because when I think of sort of drunk teenagers, I obviously think open water.
28:45Oh, hey, there will be no illegal substances on my wife, thank you very much.
28:49I know every trick in the book.
28:50I was once a teenager too, you know.
28:52My friends and I once smuggled a hamster into mass.
28:55Oh, God.
28:55Is that the hamster story again, Anne?
28:58Boys, what are you doing?
28:59There's a game going on here.
29:00Guys, we're in the middle of a match.
29:02What are you playing at?
29:03Darius!
29:04Oh, what?
29:04He's doing his promposal.
29:05What is a promposal?
29:07Who thought of that stupid word?
29:08I think it's romantic.
29:09I think it's in a promonation.
29:10Oh, here we go.
29:13Georgina, Felicity, Maury.
29:14Maury.
29:15I know.
29:16That's Johnny's mother's name.
29:18Will you go to promoli?
29:20Yes.
29:25Sorry, sorry.
29:27I know.
29:27It's the pregnancy hormones.
29:29I'm just thinking of my little Darius and his little tuxedo like a tiny James Bond.
29:33Tiny James is the size of Jaws from James Bond.
29:36Well, spread the word, guys, because this year's after party is going to be at Senuous HQ,
29:40a.k.a. our house, and it's going to be lit.
29:43Oh, sorry, Mom.
29:43There's actually been a change of plan.
29:45We're all going to Becky Seltzer's house now.
29:46Her house is massive, and her parents are getting the carpets changed anyway, so.
29:49Oh, cool.
29:50Yeah.
29:51That does sound dope, actually.
29:53Yeah.
29:53Well, we'll do the pre's.
29:55What are the pre's?
29:56Pre's.
29:57Pre party.
29:58It's actually way cooler than the after party.
30:00Girls only.
30:01A.k.a. the squad.
30:02Georgie can be Taylor, I'll be Selena, and Morton can be Blake.
30:05Oh, come on.
30:06At least let me be JJ.
30:07Okay.
30:09Best mom ever, right?
30:11Mum?
30:11You know what would look amazing with my dress?
30:13What?
30:14Your blue vintage shoes?
30:15They're not vintage.
30:16I wore them in my twenties, and they cost more than a term at a mid table prep, so no.
30:21Right.
30:22I got me some pre's to plan.
30:24Well, while you guys are doing that, Darius can come to us for a shit and a shave before
30:27the prom if he wants.
30:28Lovely, yeah.
30:29Okay, cool.
30:30So, should JJ and I come over too and wave them off?
30:32Nice.
30:33That'll be good.
30:34Oh, yeah.
30:34I mean.
30:35Oh, we could do it at yours, you know what I mean?
30:38That's fine with me.
30:39Yeah?
30:39Oh, no.
30:40Mal, we should do it at yours, because then we can all chip in for the limo.
30:42I mean, they're inherently naff, but teenagers don't seem to know that, so.
30:46We had a limo at our wedding.
30:47Yeah.
30:48So.
30:49Congratulations.
30:52See you Friday for the pre's.
30:56I'm back.
30:57Hello.
30:58Any news from the estate agent, Mummy?
31:00Uh-uh.
31:03Why are you still in bed?
31:04I need to start setting up for the party.
31:05Well, it's not my fault I slept so terribly.
31:08Your downstairs neighbour started hoovering at 11am.
31:11How can you even hear the hoover over that TV?
31:13Please get up, Mummy.
31:14I need to turn this room into a spa by 2pm when the girls arrive.
31:17Well, if you're going to be in here, where exactly am I supposed to watch Wimbledon?
31:21I'm helping the crew get ready, so it's not my concern.
31:23This is the designated VIPs area.
31:27What is this?
31:29Gross, Mummy.
31:30What?
31:31I did it out of the window.
31:37Why are you going through my bins?
31:39Uh, my bins?
31:40Building a coffee table.
31:41I've accidentally dropped a screw.
31:43Right.
31:44Abs has never actually been inside my flat, and I want to present as the kind of person
31:48who puts their cup somewhere predictable.
31:53Nice screw.
31:55Um, you think you could ask your mum to turn the telly down at night?
31:58I can hear his GB news from the floorboards.
32:00I'm becoming right-wing for osmosis.
32:01No, if I could, I would.
32:03It's like having another teenager.
32:04It's a good job you're going to be living together then, isn't it?
32:06Well, it'll be fine once we have a moving-in date.
32:08And everyone knows high ceilings really absorb family tension.
32:11Oh, yeah.
32:12Does that really work, that Buckingham Palace?
32:18Okay, right.
32:19Boat leaves at 6, limo arrives at 5.
32:2250 minutes for photo ops.
32:23I'll tell makeup we need everyone ready, 4.30.
32:26She's worked on Strictly, so she'll understand deadlines.
32:28Mummy, it's Crystal for the breeze.
32:30I'm really smelling them.
32:31It's the guys.
32:33So exciting.
32:34Please don't try and be cool, Mum.
32:36As it.
32:37Oh, my God.
32:39Hey-o!
32:42Strong male game.
32:43Look at that!
32:44You should hear him text him.
32:45It's like a 1950s type pit bull.
32:47Hello!
32:47Oh, car cars, welcome back!
32:49Oh!
32:50How are the high seas?
32:52Have you seen below deck?
32:53No!
32:54Well, that's that comparison, Fogden.
32:56It's all right if we hang around to do photos, right?
32:58It's sort of a drop-off,
32:59because I'm going to be hanging with the girls.
33:02Hi!
33:03I'm going to...
33:09Mummy!
33:10It's very loud.
33:12Mummy!
33:13Shall we turn that off now?
33:14We've got guests.
33:15Mm-hmm.
33:16Elaine's here with...
33:17Can someone get that?
33:18You're a tennis fan, Dara.
33:19Never watched it, never played it,
33:20but it's produced some excellent lesbians,
33:22so yeah, yeah, I'm a fan.
33:24And the babe, you got any vino?
33:25No.
33:27Um...
33:27Okay.
33:28Yeah, I'm just about to take some drinks up to the girls' fee,
33:30but I think there's some wine in the fridge.
33:33Oh.
33:34Right.
33:35That's Mummy's to drink that.
33:36I heard that.
33:37It's so fun, having Dara back.
33:39Oh.
33:40And I'm excited to take over as the breadwinner,
33:42so I can't wait to tell her my sabbatical plan.
33:46Aww.
33:47Yeah, I think I might be needed now.
33:48Okay.
33:50Georgie, the make-up designer.
33:52Hi there.
33:53I'm Claire.
33:54Hello.
33:54Honestly, I'm a tad late.
33:55The traffic was a nightmare down from Birmingham.
33:57Oh, for the Strictly tour?
33:58No, my parents live there,
33:59and I'm crashing with them
34:00because my house burnt down in a fire.
34:02Note to self.
34:03Don't light candles and fall asleep in the bath.
34:05Right, where do you want me?
34:06Do you want to do it in my room?
34:07Oh, sweetheart, I've got it all set up in here.
34:09Oh, actually, that sounds good,
34:10because I could do with a bit of space for all my kit.
34:12Oh, okay.
34:12I'm one of life's spreaders.
34:14I'm a super-spreader, you could say.
34:16Though, if you can catch it, I'll get it.
34:17I've only just shaken off conjunctivitis.
34:20Great.
34:22Let's get cracking.
34:23Will you be kneading this, Claire?
34:24Oh, is that all right?
34:25Yeah, sorry.
34:25That's fine.
34:26It weighs a ton.
34:26I slipped a disc last year.
34:28Is that okay?
34:29I've got it.
34:30Can you manage?
34:30Yes.
34:31Yes.
34:32Oh, exciting.
34:39Loving the vibe.
34:40I'll just pop this here,
34:41and I thought maybe I could lend a hand with the hair.
34:44So I'm going to need a plug for my straightness.
34:46Oh, that'd be nice.
34:46Mum, could we get some drinks, please?
34:48Oh, er...
34:49Oh wait, yeah, I know.
34:50I'm actually quite thirsty, could we?
34:51Can I get a drink too?
34:53Oh, yes.
34:54Yes, sure, of course.
34:55More cocktails come right up.
34:58Don't do anything fun without me.
34:59Just a bit.
35:03Who's calling me?
35:06Hello, Amanda speaking.
35:07Oh, hello.
35:07It's Tony here from posh and classy limos and coaches.com.
35:10Hi.
35:11Listen, a bit of bad news, I'm afraid, my darling.
35:13Our driver has just come down with a migraine.
35:16These cocktails are off.
35:17They're not.
35:17They're just non-alcoholics.
35:18Sorry, what has this got to do with me?
35:19Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel.
35:21What?
35:22No!
35:22You can't cancel.
35:23I need that limo.
35:24It's my daughter's prop.
35:25I'm sorry, but we just don't have a driver who can handle a vehicle of that length.
35:29Now, listen.
35:30I don't usually do this because I am a very modest super-influencer.
35:33But my Insta-senuous is followed by a lot of influential people who could definitely afford
35:37to hire limos.
35:38...albeit ironically.
35:39And all I need to do is post that you cancelled at the last minute.
35:42Um, well, that's going to be seen by a lot of powerful eyeballs.
35:47And you are going to rue the day that-
35:49Amanda?
35:50Yes?
35:50I'll sort it.
35:52Oh.
35:53Okay.
35:57All right.
35:58Mummy, please turn the volume down.
36:00And have you got your phone on here in case the estate agent goes?
36:02Oh, nag, nag, nag.
36:03I'm not a child, you know.
36:04Okay.
36:05Well, stop acting like one.
36:06Right, drinks time.
36:08No, not for you.
36:09Girls, it's mocktail or clocktail.
36:12Oh, God.
36:13Yes, you didn't put the lid on their glitter.
36:15Oh, don't worry.
36:16I've got more in the car.
36:21Girl?
36:22No way.
36:24Who wants to smooch on the beach?
36:27I think you're going to have to take it off and start again, George.
36:29It's awful.
36:31What's wrong?
36:33Oh, the make-up designer is so bad, mum.
36:35She's made me look really old.
36:37She didn't even know what contouring was.
36:39We had to show her YouTube video.
36:40No. What? She's worked on Strictly.
36:43Yeah, she did Bill Bailey.
36:44Damn it.
36:45Please, can you ask her to leave one?
36:46She's gonna make us look like middle age receptionists.
36:48I can't. I've paid for her and she's driven all the way from Birmingham and she's so nice.
36:52Please, Mum.
36:55Yeah, she does. You do look hideous, my love. I'm sorry.
37:00I'll sort it.
37:01Okay, I've cleaned the bathroom. I've done the kitchen.
37:04Um, there's a smell in here.
37:06Yeah, reeks of brazen bleach.
37:08Oh, right. Great.
37:09God, there's a lot more space in here.
37:12Have you had a wall taken out?
37:13Uh, no. I just put all the vinyls in the shed to create a bit of space, you know.
37:17Which reminds me, do not let abs in the summer house. It's a tip.
37:21And anyone who's got a beer can use one of the coasters, please.
37:25Since when did you use coasters?
37:26Since today. It's a new table. I don't want to get marks on it.
37:30Oh, shit. They're here.
37:35Hey, come in. Welcome. Only us. Everyone decent.
37:39Hey, JJ. You all right, Mum?
37:40Hi, baby.
37:42Wow.
37:44Yeah, so, this is where the magic happens, eh?
37:47Oh, yeah, of course. You've never been here.
37:49No. I haven't been inside, no.
37:51I came to your old place above the barbers that was definitely a money laundering front.
37:55Can I use your bog?
37:56Yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight through.
37:58Great.
37:59Yeah.
38:01Hey, JJ, you want a beer?
38:02Ooh, sure. Coaster. Ooh. One shouldn't hurt.
38:06JJ, man.
38:07Can I... Yes, thank you.
38:09I just cleaned the floor.
38:15Hmm.
38:18Oh, just the person I was looking for.
38:20Have you got a parking ticket?
38:21Oh, no.
38:22Oh, classic name.
38:23Is everything all right?
38:24Yes, terrific. Really, really good.
38:27Sorry, hang on. Mummy, it's very loud. Turn it down.
38:30Oh, God.
38:31Um, tell you what, we're having such a laugh out there.
38:34Those young ladies, they're a real hoot.
38:35Reminds me of when I used to work with Carol Smiley.
38:37And you're Georgie. She's so polite.
38:40She's a real credit to you, Amanda.
38:41Oh, thanks.
38:43So, I know we talked about you doing the full three hours.
38:46Oh, listen, I'm happy to do more.
38:48I'm just so pleased to be here.
38:50This is my first gig back since I finished chemo, so...
38:53Oh, really?
38:54Yes.
38:55Oh, God.
38:56Well, I was thinking that maybe the girls could just do their own thing.
39:02Are they not happy?
39:03No, not at all.
39:05They love it. They love it.
39:06Yeah, yeah, they love it. No.
39:07No, I just thought, um, uh, that...
39:12It's a bit unfair of them hogging you all to themselves.
39:15And I know that the other parents would love a go, too.
39:19So, we can all look good for the photos as well.
39:24Oh!
39:25Of course!
39:27Oh, that's so sweet.
39:28Oh, no!
39:29Yeah, listen, I'll grab some more brushes.
39:30Okay, yeah.
39:31And then I'll give this lot of ones over.
39:33Shall I start on you? Hmm?
39:34Taste that jawline out.
39:35Huh?
39:38My man did so nice letting you go first.
39:40I feel like a princess.
39:43I've never had a make-off before.
39:45Don't you start. You'll get me going.
39:46I'm so sorry.
39:50Good news.
39:51I managed to ditch daggy old Clare.
39:54So if you were able to lend a hand.
39:55That's really nice of you, but, um, Ganggun's helping us out.
39:58Oh.
39:59What?
40:00I used to be a model, so I'm virtually a professional.
40:02Well, for your information, I actually could have been a model.
40:05No, you couldn't have been a model.
40:06You've got your father's shoulders.
40:07It's all good, Mum. We'll be down in a minute.
40:10Love you.
40:12Okay, who's for a pop-up?
40:16Busted! Mummy!
40:17What do you think you're doing?
40:18It's just a tiny tipple. Relax.
40:21I said no booze. My roof, my rules.
40:23And now...
40:24Amanda! The limo's here!
40:25Thank God.
40:27You may be a model, but you are no role model.
40:30I'll be right back.
40:32Oh, wow. I am loving the Barbicartlins, babe.
40:34I'll have a go next.
40:35Don't blink all your eyes. You'll get glued together.
40:37Tony! Hi!
40:39Amanda!
40:39Yes, hello!
40:40Oh, can I just say...
40:42Yeah.
40:43Big fan of your underwear.
40:46Okay, we're not quite ready,
40:48so if you could just do a lap of the block
40:49and I'll give you a call when I'm ready.
40:51Do you know how long you're going to be?
40:51Because I'd probably get back to the switchboard.
40:53Not long, not long.
40:54But just take the first left
40:55and you can do a loop around the block.
40:57Well, that does look a bit tight.
40:58I don't usually drive the limo.
41:00It's fine. Just keep circling.
41:03We do need to leave soon, though.
41:05You're a professional, Claire.
41:06You make me look gorgeous.
41:07Oh, what fun.
41:08You're my favourite sort of client, right?
41:10I'm thinking something really fun, Kate.
41:12It's so lovely to have you back.
41:14I've got a rather interesting plan.
41:16I'd love to pass by you if that's all right.
41:18So, can you just keep still?
41:19I'm going to start on your lips.
41:20Oh, yeah.
41:20Hi.
41:21I'll go first.
41:22I have something to say to you as well.
41:24So, the investors behind the cruise
41:27were really impressed with what I did.
41:31And long story short,
41:34they've offered me my own restaurant.
41:35Oh, hey.
41:37How's that, then?
41:38In London?
41:39No.
41:40In Miami.
41:42Wow.
41:42Fee, Fee, can you just hold still?
41:44Oh, yeah.
41:44Sorry.
41:45I mean, the weather's great all year round,
41:47and we can easily get a pet passport from Bobby.
41:50Wow.
41:51Oh.
41:52That's so fancy.
41:53I'd love to go to Miami.
41:54I've never been, but I've seen CSI in Miami.
41:57Are you OK?
41:58Oh, I picked up the hot end of the hair straightens.
42:00Oh, again.
42:01Oh, when will I learn?
42:03Oh, I can't believe how handsome you look.
42:06I'm going to send these to all the pats.
42:08Now, get behind me and hold the bump.
42:10Oh, my, what?
42:10No, that's weird.
42:12Erm, sit on my knee?
42:13No.
42:14Oh, I know.
42:15Why don't we press our cheeks together?
42:16Mum, this is getting creepy now.
42:19Jesus, is it that time already?
42:20I have to go to the boat.
42:21It leaves at six.
42:22Don't be late.
42:23Thank God.
42:24Bye, Anne.
42:27Listen, sorry if I was a bit of a punky pooper back then, but to make up for it, I
42:33wonder
42:33if you wanted to borrow my shoes.
42:35Oh, my gosh.
42:37Thank you so much.
42:38I'm a very petite size nine, so I'm sure you can make them work.
42:41I love them.
42:42Aww.
42:43Why don't you wear the sliders on board to save your arches?
42:46Yeah.
42:46I love you.
42:46I love you.
42:48And if it's cool with you and the squad, maybe I can come in just for the finishing touches.
42:54Okay.
42:57What now?
43:01Yes.
43:04What?
43:05Oh, boys.
43:08That's a lot of aftershave, huh?
43:10Right, where's your mum?
43:11Oh, she's in Luton.
43:13Sorry, you mean apps, don't you?
43:14Er, I think she's in the garden.
43:16Hold up.
43:17Shit, I told you not to let her near the shed!
43:25Ahem.
43:27Famous shed?
43:29Yeah, technically it's a summer house.
43:32Yeah, normally we keep the vinyl in, um, not in here.
43:36Hmm.
43:36So, it feels bigger.
43:40And, um...
43:42Alright, look, abs, I see you poking around with your judgy looks.
43:45My flat's not huge.
43:47And the phone reception's shit, and half of Ned's bedroom is in the back garden.
43:51But it's a nice flat.
43:53And the neighbours are lovely, and we like it here.
43:55So, stop behaving like...
43:59What?
43:59You're such a dick.
44:01What I was thinking was, holy shit, Mal's sorted his life out.
44:05You've got a toilet roll on the thingy.
44:07You've got two types of sugar.
44:09You've built a fucking den.
44:11Technically it's a summer house.
44:12Yeah, well, it's remarkable for a man who used to use a sock as a wallet.
44:16No, you're like a fully functioning human being, mate.
44:21And you're a really, really, really great dad.
44:24And, yeah, I just never thought I'd say it, but...
44:27You nailed being a grown-up.
44:30Thanks.
44:31Yeah.
44:33I hope it's okay for me to say this, but, um...
44:38Us not being married anymore is definitely...
44:40I totally agree.
44:47I love you guys.
44:50You pissed, George.
44:51Yeah.
44:55Um, why are we all hugging in my shirt?
44:57Oh, my...
44:58Oh, my...
44:59Look at this handsome young man.
45:02Get in here, man.
45:05Lady killer.
45:07I can't move.
45:07Oi, you lot, the limo's here.
45:09Oh, my gosh.
45:09Are we going or what?
45:11You okay?
45:13All right, all right.
45:14Oh, my God.
45:15Oh, my God.
45:20Open the jacket, please.
45:21Anything in there?
45:23Nothing.
45:23Nothing?
45:24Okay.
45:24On you go.
45:26Hello.
45:28Hi, can you open your purse, please?
45:31Turn around.
45:32Sorry, what is that?
45:33Water.
45:35Good, you're staying hydrated.
45:36That's great.
45:37On you go.
45:38Open your bag.
45:40Tony, please!
45:41There's, like, so much space.
45:43I'm just scraping in there.
45:44It's just...
45:45It's really unfortunate.
45:46I can't believe you've got it.
45:47It's stuck.
45:48I'd normally just mind the phones.
45:49How...
45:50What's going on?
45:51Tony has got the limo stuck
45:52and they are literally going to miss the boat.
45:54The girls are coming down, Magda.
45:55Oh, my God.
45:57Move the car.
45:58How?
45:58I can't change physics.
46:00No, it's...
46:01Oh, my God.
46:02It's just...
46:02Yes, now...
46:03That's all I need.
46:04Move your limo.
46:04It's all I need.
46:07Oh, wow.
46:08Oh, my God.
46:10Oh, sweetheart.
46:10Oh, babe.
46:12You look amazing.
46:13Doesn't she look stunning?
46:14You look so beautiful, babe.
46:15Oh, no.
46:17What's up with him in the limo?
46:19Oh, God.
46:19We're not going to be late, are we?
46:21Right.
46:22Hold that one.
46:23What are you doing?
46:24Starting shit out.
46:25I'm driving a 15-year-old transit with a knackered clutch.
46:28This should be a piece of piss.
46:30Come on.
46:31Matey, give me the keys.
46:32Okay.
46:32Hurry up.
46:33We're late.
46:34Hey, you in the black car.
46:35Back up.
46:37Okay, Tony, out of the way.
46:38Out of the way.
46:38Hey, your missus is a boss lady now.
46:41What?
46:41She can reverse part like a demon.
46:44Are we talking about the same Fiona?
46:46Oh, yes.
46:50Wonderful lad, wonderful lad.
47:05There you go, mate.
47:11Bloody hell, who is this new woman?
47:14You're late, you're late, you're late, you're late.
47:16I love you so much.
47:18I love you so much.
47:19I love you so much.
47:19I love you.
47:20Mum, I really need to go.
47:21No, just a sec.
47:22Just a sec.
47:23Mummy, you take it.
47:24Oh, no.
47:24Just take it on me quickly.
47:26Mum, let's go.
47:28You don't have time, Amanda.
47:29Go, go, go, go.
47:32Enjoy yourselves.
47:33This only happens once.
47:35Oh, bye.
47:36See you, mate.
47:37Bye, darling.
47:38How are you from?
47:39Have your time.
47:40Bye.
47:41I just wish I had a bit more time with them.
47:43What?
47:44Who else wants to get a makeover?
47:45Oh, no.
47:46Someone's left their bag.
47:47Oh, no.
47:49Who's are these?
47:50Oh, God.
47:51They're Georgie's.
47:53She's wearing sliders.
47:54She can't wear sliders to the prom.
47:56This is a nightmare.
47:58Oh.
47:59Right.
48:00Get in the van.
48:01Come on.
48:01Come on.
48:02Oh, God.
48:03Will we make it?
48:05Well, there's only one way to find out.
48:07Let's go.
48:11I think we just packed into Claire.
48:13I'm fine.
48:14I'm fine.
48:15I'm fine.
48:16I'm fine.
48:16It was my fault anyway.
48:17She's fine.
48:18Okay.
48:19Go, go, go.
48:26What are these?
48:29Antussets?
48:31You get the...
48:32That's terrible.
48:33Yeah, me too.
48:34Scourge.
48:34Go on.
48:34In you go.
48:35Have a good night.
48:36Okay.
48:36Sorry, can we hurry this up a bit, please?
48:39Darius's mum.
48:40It's just the boat driver wants to take off.
48:42Okay.
48:43Cool.
48:50Honestly, the one time they're not glued to their bones.
48:54Oh, shit.
48:55Mal, it's 5.49.
48:57How do we stop the boat?
48:58Well, there is one person you could call.
49:04Hi, Amanda.
49:05Everything okay?
49:06Anne, you have to delay the boat.
49:08Well, we're nearly all aboard.
49:09Georgie has forgotten her shoes and I need to bring them to her.
49:12Please, Anne, we're nearly there.
49:14Leave it with me.
49:16You know what, lads?
49:19I don't think I've searched you thoroughly enough.
49:23My God, this whole stupid afternoon has been an absolute flop.
49:27What?
49:28Kids had a great time.
49:29Yeah, but I didn't get to join in.
49:31Not that Georgie wanted to be there anyway.
49:33Georgie's finding her groove.
49:34You should be proud.
49:36Getting her ready to fly the nest like your mum got you ready.
49:39And now here I am, moving back in with her.
49:41Well, for what it's worth, I'm going to miss you.
49:45Oh, my God, there it is.
49:46There it is, Mal.
49:47That's the turning.
49:48Yep, got it.
49:51Oh, my God.
49:52Let's go.
49:53I forgot my shoes.
49:54I forgot my shoes.
49:55Oh, my God.
49:56What am I going to do?
49:57I can't go to prom and smokers.
49:58Okay, okay, okay.
49:59I mean, they look good.
50:00Does anyone know where I can turn around?
50:02No.
50:03Oh, my God.
50:04You're kidding me.
50:07Georgie!
50:08All right, the limousine's stuck again,
50:09but it's just a couple of hundred yards away.
50:11If you sprit, you might just make it.
50:12Great.
50:13Uh, the door!
50:15Madam, we really need to go.
50:16Don't touch me.
50:17Don't touch me.
50:17I'm pregnant.
50:19Georgie?
50:20Is it exciting to your mum?
50:21Because I don't think I can hang on any longer.
50:23No.
50:24Okay, we should get on the boat, George.
50:26Don't worry.
50:26If your heels don't arrive,
50:28some of the best times of my life
50:29I've been having comfortable shoes.
50:31Georgie!
50:31Oh, my God.
50:32Is that your mum?
50:33There she is.
50:34Georgie!
50:35Hold the promo!
50:36Hurry up!
50:38Hurry up!
50:39Hurry up!
50:41Hurry up!
50:43Hurry up!
50:44Hurry up!
50:45Hurry up!
50:45Hurry up!
50:46Hurry up!
50:46Hurry up!
50:47Just ask me.
50:48Sorry.
50:49One!
50:50Oh!
50:52That's vodka!
50:54What?
50:55Thank you so much.
50:56Bye, darling.
50:57I love you.
50:58I love you.
50:59I love you.
51:00Thanks, Mum.
51:00Oh, sweet.
51:01I'll have the most wonderful prom.
51:03And try not to spill any sticky drinks on those shoes, please.
51:06Why?
51:07They're satin.
51:09And three, two, one.
51:12Yay!
51:15These are so hard to look in.
51:17I'm going back to sliders.
51:19Mom!
51:21I'll stick with the flats.
51:22Catch!
51:27Doesn't matter!
51:29Have the best time, my sweetheart!
51:31Thanks!
51:33All right.
51:36Ann, quick.
51:37I can still see them.
51:38Can you swim?
51:38I mean, I've got my 20 meters.
51:46I feel like gasping.
51:47Can you believe our baby's gone to prom?
51:50It's mad, isn't it?
51:51Do you know what?
51:52I can't take anything that you're saying seriously with that makeup on.
51:54I asked for Kardashian.
51:56Well, you got funny credit.
52:00Nice driving back there.
52:02Never seen you take charge like that before.
52:04I'm a dog walker now.
52:06What I say goes.
52:08Ask the dogs.
52:11You don't want to move, do you?
52:15Not really.
52:17I mean, you know I love you.
52:21But this is the first time in years I feel settled.
52:24When Mautzer's got sixth form and we've got friends.
52:27And I'm not just Bella's wife, Fee.
52:30I'm utterly barking for you now.
52:33I'm going to say no to the author.
52:35No, no, go to Miami Bay.
52:37You've got to do it.
52:40We're going to stay here.
52:42We've made it work for the last year.
52:44We can do a bit longer.
52:49I'm going to take these eyelashes off.
52:55Hello!
52:57Is everyone gone now?
52:58Well, nearly.
52:59The makeup lady's upstairs washing her brushes.
53:01Oh, God, she's still here.
53:02How did it go?
53:03Well, Georgie got her photo and then my shoes fill in the terms.
53:08Mm-hmm.
53:09Well, that's what being a mother is about in the end.
53:12Emergencies and cheerleading.
53:13Yes.
53:13I think you're doing fantastically.
53:16Oh, Mummy.
53:17Mm-hmm.
53:18The estate agent called, by the way,
53:20and we officially exchange on Monday.
53:30Mummy.
53:32I don't think we should move in together.
53:38What relief. I couldn't agree more.
53:41Mummy, really?
53:43I think we'd kill each other.
53:45Georgia proportions aren't worth the jail time.
53:47Let's just stick to being mother and daughter and not roommates.
53:49Yes.
53:51Oh.
53:52Oh, Mummy, do you think you'll lose the deposit, though?
53:55Oh, no, because I'm still going to buy the house.
53:57I just don't think you should live there with me.
53:59Wait, what?
54:00But...
54:01That's my house.
54:02Well, it's my house now, darling.
54:03And we're going to be neighbours.
54:05And if you ever want to pop in for a coffee, my door will always be open.
54:09Right!
54:09That's me, Dawn.
54:10Honestly, I've had the best time.
54:12I can't thank you enough.
54:13Oh, thanks, Claire.
54:14I've really, I've just had the loveliest after-
54:16Oh!
54:17Oh!
54:17Oh!
54:17Oh!
54:21I'm fine!
54:22Tell me again!
54:23Oh mm-mm…
54:23Eh oh, Dr.
54:24He's out!
54:25Oh, bye!
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