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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01New born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30Que los forever.
01:33Que los forever.
01:36Que los forever.
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she made Trevor
02:11Que los forever
02:15Que los forever
02:19Que los forever
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28You think I'm pretty
02:29Close enough
02:30Wanted back out on the ice
02:31For Boston
02:32I'm going to take this
02:33Pack it
02:34You're having a lot
02:35For the game today
02:35I'm going to take it
02:36I'm going to take it
02:37I'm going to take it
02:37Magic things
02:37I hope you're going to
02:38Get out soon
02:40I really hope you're going to
02:42Get out soon
02:43Oh man I hope you're
02:46Going to get out soon
02:48I really hope you're
02:49Going to get out soon
02:52I know
02:54You're hurt but right
02:56It hunched over your phone
02:58Like a tree
03:00A dark
03:01A hill
03:02It's crooked
03:03From the wind that bites
03:07You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11Call the power and ill
03:13Why
03:14You're washed up
03:17You're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:33You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say to scare y'all
03:40Most people do
03:43This is the real world, honey
03:45In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no hidden door
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:01You wanna be ya
04:02Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston
04:38You wanna see?
04:39Uh, no, thanks
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, maybe
04:43Go be weird somewhere else
04:45Not even now
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks, guys
05:19Bye, Rocky
05:29Bye, Rocky
05:59Bye, Rocky
06:25Bye, Rocky
06:27Bye, Rocky
06:27Bye, Rocky
06:27Bye, Rocky
06:44Bye, Rocky
06:44Bye, Rocky
06:45Bye, Rocky
06:49Bye, Rocky
06:50Bye, Rocky
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight-up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12Good job.
07:13Good job.
07:14Good job.
07:15Good job.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Yeah, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57Ugh.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:05I...
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09I'm going to come here.
09:22It's the wound.
09:25It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:31Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:38I'm okay.
10:59Is he okay?
11:01I'm okay.
11:05I'm okay.
11:06I'm okay.
11:08I'm okay.
11:08It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14It's me.
11:17It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:25I still can't.
11:30I can't say it.
11:52I can't say it.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:04What the hell?
12:09Oh, God.
12:23Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33We'll shower now, okay?
12:51Let's go.
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
13:00I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:11It's you.
13:18It's you.
13:22It's you.
13:23It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:32so uh obviously we won't see each other during the olympics right
13:39your family must be happy there in russia
13:45yes my parents are pretty psyched for me they're pissed they can't come but my mom
13:49is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game
13:55i bet uh your parents will be there right my father yes maybe my brother but who knows
14:04cool anyways i'm psyched i've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:08dreaming of what bronze medal you fucking wish dude
14:16hey uh remember when i made you come hands-free
14:19go fuck yourself rosa such a good drink your cab is definitely here
14:37bye
14:45welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we're four
14:51four days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story
14:55here in sochi russia what an embarrassing and promising year for the russian men's hockey team
15:00a hard pill to swallow on all mice and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his country's
15:08captain
15:17but uh
15:24in the
15:25in the
15:35All in there, what's up, motherfucka?
15:38Good boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Nice to say.
15:42I fucking lost Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:55Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
15:59Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here long.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42I'm going to go out to a club, man.
16:52I'm going to go out to a club.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13He didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37I want to meet you.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:47This is my honor.
18:49You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you lost...
18:57...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:00And he's still drinking.
19:02How did you do it?
19:04You're not sad?
19:05I'm not sad.
19:06But not so much.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:15It's not a shame.
19:15It's not a shame you showed up in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:22Our opponent is injured.
19:24The team is playing.
19:25Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:28What is it playing?
19:30You're a captain, you make them playing.
19:33Oh, my daughter never forgets.
19:34You always find someone leider.
19:42It's true?
19:45This world is never about the Enjoy.
19:49What is it going to be done?
19:50I don't care about you.
19:54I didn't want a good scene.
20:02I was in the view of your family.
20:06Where are you, Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the night.
20:23To meet with the minister.
20:28Yes, ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:35I'm always the same.
20:36I'm always the same.
20:37He wasn't in shape.
20:39He was not in shape.
20:42He needs to go out.
20:45He's got a prize in America.
20:47He's got a good, good.
20:50He's got a good for us.
20:53It's a problem with leadership.
20:55It's always a problem with leadership.
20:58He's got a good for you.
21:08He's got a good for you.
21:27It's been a good for you, if you remember it.
21:31I want to go out.
21:32I want to go out.
21:33Well, I have something more interesting.
21:51I want to go out.
21:53I want to go out.
22:04I want to go out.
22:06I want to go out.
22:07I want to go out.
22:07I want to go out.
22:12Let's go out.
22:15I want to go out.
22:27I want to go out.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43The Hunt and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:52This year?
22:53Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
22:59Where do you know everything?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03You're not going to go through the fight with a bad guy.
23:06You've seen the team here pretty well.
23:10It's good.
23:12This is the West Coast, and then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago, not just before.
23:20In the final, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:24They're good, but too young.
23:27So you win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I talked about.
23:35You're good.
23:36No, thank you.
23:36I'm going to sleep.
23:37You need to be perfect.
23:42You're perfect.
23:44You always look perfect.
23:47We'll see you in the next few weeks.
23:50Bye, Pavel.
23:56What's up?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:04There is great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09The clubs are my head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:17And the boys...
24:20Well...
24:21You've seen the French ones about them?
24:24Right?
24:26Oh my God.
24:34Nothing at all.
24:37You don't know anything like that.
24:41You don't joke.
24:43You don't flirt at the answer.
24:50You're not a good person.
24:53You were so happy.
24:56I remember...
25:07You were so happy.
25:12You were so happy.
25:14to you, if you remember me, don't change me.
25:21We are children, Sash.
25:25Yes, that's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:52I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:06I'll be happy to see you.
26:31I'll be happy to see you.
26:32I'll be happy to see you.
26:43I'll be happy to see you.
26:44Hey, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Come on.
26:49Hey, Jay.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it, James.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:08Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:57I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:21Wait for this.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You ate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-and-er, okay?
28:44Not that animal, shit-show, cock-sucking, Russian.
28:48Now that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
28:59leading his team in block shots,
29:01in shots against, and obviously, the final match.
29:07Legend of LeMond!
29:10Legend of LeMond!
29:13Legend of LeMond!
29:15Legend of LeMond!
29:16Legend of LeMond!
29:44Legend of LeMond!
29:51and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great. Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:15Well...
31:17What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe you ask nicely.
32:08Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43No.
32:47What?
32:49No.
32:52We will go back to our seats,
32:54watch the rest of this boring show,
32:56and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when you have been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:06and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:09you'll do more than you suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:23The New Yorker is boring.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is,
33:32is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:15And if you win?
34:25I do not win!
34:25You are gonna do.
34:28Man.
34:31See you.
34:32No, man.
34:32Oh, man.
34:33Oh, man.
34:34The one that he's with you,
34:37You're right.
34:37Oh.
34:39Oh, man.
34:43Oh, man.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:26You're such an asshole.
35:48What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:37Show off for me.
36:38I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander.
36:42I want to watch.
36:43I've never.
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
36:54I want to watch.
37:09I must end the night.
37:12You're right.
37:16I like your birthday.
37:18I wish I didn't do it better.
37:18There's a gift.
37:28do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels
37:32holding the cup
37:35you fucking asshole
37:37I can barely describe it
37:39oh my god Hollander
37:53fuck
38:03are you gonna fuck me?
38:05we will see
38:09I need
38:12what?
38:13you know
38:14tell me
38:18you?
38:24I need you
39:04I need you
39:07I need you
39:25So, Russia this year was... something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:34Yeah.
39:40So, are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:45To Russia for the summit?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to. It's... it's home.
40:09Yeah, but... I don't know. Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you... do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:55So, I'm off.
40:58Goodbye Hollander.
41:00Goodbye Hollander.
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