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00:14Oh, I knew it. I guess I lose again today.
00:24That hurt! What'd you do that for? Megumin, it was your idea to find out which one of us was
00:29the more compact, eco-friendly girl, not mine!
00:32Ask yourself what you think I'd need to do that in the first place!
00:35Now, now, Megumin. Undo stress isn't good for healthy growing girls.
00:40Oh, I didn't see you there, Megumin.
00:44One second, I've got a nice tree just for you.
00:47Megumin is as adorable as ever.
00:51And fluffy too, huh, Megumin?
00:54There, now enjoy!
01:02You're just the cutest thing, aren't you, Megumin?
01:06Hey!
01:33Hey!
01:39Hey!
01:52Hey!
02:01To be continued...
02:26描き続けて… Stay free!
02:54If it's bothering you, maybe it'd be best if you started going by another name instead.
03:00You are such a traitor! You don't care if your rival's name changes?!
03:04Well, how's this? Maybe… we could call her Rink. You know, because… she's a black cat?
03:16Uh… not good?
03:17I think it could work. It's easy to remember weird names, and this definitely qualifies.
03:23Wait… it does?
03:24Oh well. Even though it makes you sound like a freak, I guess Ink is gonna have to do.
03:29And who knows, maybe someday you really will be my familiar. If that happens, I'll make sure to give you
03:34a much cooler name.
03:37Attention! Today, we received word that the monsters in the area are getting unruly again.
03:42All the adults will be investigating this matter, so you can study in the library for the time being. Dismissed!
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04:01Uh… study sessions don't earn you any skill points. What a waste of time!
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04:18I'm not quite there yet, but Megumin may be close.
04:25Users of explosion magic are often called landmine mages
04:28and are frequently excluded from adventuring parties due to their hazardous nature.
04:35I must have been here a million times now. Seems like there's nothing left for me to learn in this
04:40place.
04:42Hm?
04:47The Unfettered Lord?
04:54Yunyun.
04:55Huh?
04:56Sorry to interrupt you, but can I see that book sitting on the desk there?
04:59Oh, sure. Here you go. I didn't know you were into this stuff.
05:04Hm? Fish are friends and so much more?
05:07This is obviously not the book I meant! The Unfettered Lord is the one I want!
05:12Huh? I didn't know that you liked this series. It's one of my favorites.
05:16Actually, I read it over and over again. The end of Volume 2 is-
05:19No spoilers, you nerd!
05:21And what exactly were you doing with this book anyway?
05:24Tell me there are at least some mammals in here.
05:27But listen to this! According to this one, even cacti have hearts!
05:31That means every plant is a potential friend!
05:34Would you stop looking at me like that? It isn't pitiful, it's fascinating!
05:39Honestly, if your quest to make friends is getting that desperate, why don't you stop calling yourself my rival and
05:45-
05:45Huh? Hey Yunyun, are you reading those strange books again?
05:48Huh? We're right here. If you want some friends that bad, then how about us?
05:53What was that? Would you repeat yourself one more time, please?
05:56Wow, you are really close. Look, I just thought we ought to be friends, that's all.
06:02If it isn't Funikura and Odonko, don't you know that you can't just decide to become friends?
06:08These things have to form naturally.
06:10I am Funifura! Would it kill you to get your classmates' names right?
06:13Um, it's an honor to join you! I took you to treat me kindly!
06:17So, Yunyun, do you understand how friendship works?
06:20Please tell me you do.
06:24Anyway, there's this cute guy, and I'm pretty sure he has a crush on me.
06:29Here's the thing, right? There's another guy from a past life I swore I'd be with if we were reborn,
06:34so would that make this like a cheating situation, or-
06:37He can't get mad at you for that!
06:38I came up with a scenario where my Prince Charming's held prisoner at the bottom of the deepest, darkest dungeon.
06:43Or at least, I'm pretty sure he is, which is why I want to hurry and learn some magic so
06:48I can go rescue him!
06:49This whole conversation is so cringe-worthy!
06:53Well, I had no idea! I think you're both amazing!
06:57Whatever, I'll leave it alone.
07:07Huh?
07:17Come here!
07:20So, what about you? Do you have a type? I mean, what was your lover like in your past life?
07:26Oh well, I, uh, I'd like someone quiet and mild-mannered. They'd have to be sweet and willing to listen
07:33to what I think. Does that make sense?
07:35Boring.
07:36Yeah, pretty vanilla.
07:38Where's that hair tie?
07:41Huh?
07:45I need ammo.
07:50Who'd use this?
07:51What?
07:51Ah!
07:53Hrgh!
08:02I am victorious!
08:04What am I meaning?
08:09Are you a child? Were you seriously snapping hair ties for fun?
08:12You've got it all wrong! Listen, there was a spider and he was taunting me, so I-
08:17That isn't a good excuse!
08:19Ugh, this was the first time I've had friends do my hair and now I'm through it!
08:22Uh, seems like Megumin feels bad about it. And we can always do it again if you want.
08:27I'm sorry, Furifura! It made my hair look so beautiful! I was gonna wear it like this for the rest
08:33of my life!
08:34Woah, there's no need to go that far! It's just a hairstyle, relax!
08:40You girls seem to be reveling in your adolescence!
08:46Bufurari! What's the village Neet doing here?
08:49You finally learned teleport, huh?
08:51I did! You ladies left me in quite the fix, and so I had no choice but to hone my
08:56skills.
08:57Truly something awakened within me that fateful day!
09:01Wait, in terms of teleport destinations-
09:04That's right. One can only register three locations at a time.
09:08So why'd you pick the library?
09:11Nostalgia. Whenever Soketo returned a book, I would check it right back out. It was a way for me to
09:17be closer to her.
09:19She is a rather voracious reader. She checked out fortune-telling books, self-improvement books, romance novels, as well as
09:26some titles I'd hesitate to mention in polite company.
09:28But then, for some mysterious reason, she suddenly stopped visiting the library. It seems she was heading into the woods
09:35to train every day, so I started doing the same.
09:38And of course, my other teleport location is right in front of her house. But it's not like I can
09:43go inside!
09:43Haha!
09:44Woah! What a stalker! We've gotta report him to someone!
09:49But the adults are all busy with the investigation, so we can't!
09:52The what? Interesting. No one told me about that.
09:56Well, anyway, I'm here today to ask for some advice!
10:00Time for you to rest. For good.
10:02Come on! Let's bury him!
10:04Now wait a-
10:05Woah! That's enough! Oh, more! Too many books! Too many!
10:10I've heard of getting lost in the stacks, but not like this!
10:14Wait a second! Would you listen to me, please?
10:16Please!
10:18Ah!
10:23I've known Bukurori since I was a little kid, and he's always been a complete waste of a human being.
10:29If you've known him that long, then doesn't it kind of make him like a brother to you?
10:33Is there any attachment?
10:35None at all.
10:38You two are like soul sisters to me.
10:41No!
10:52So Keto is beautiful as always. If I were trash, I could be swept up by her feet and no
10:57happiness.
10:58You are in need, so calling yourself trash isn't a huge stretch.
11:01Megumin!
11:02You should really think about what you bring to the table before you pursue this.
11:05The most beautiful crimson demon paired with someone like you? Good luck.
11:08Why don't we just get out of here? This is a waste of time.
11:12Please just go ask Soketo what her type is, pretty please! I'm begging!
11:16Cause you two are my only hope!
11:17She's a fortune teller, isn't she? Just have her read your romantic fortune and leave us out of your sick
11:22schemes!
11:23Is that a neat joke? If I could afford it, don't you think I'd get my fortune read every day
11:27of the week?
11:27I'll treat you, okay? Next time I get some cash, I'll treat you to a big meal or something!
11:31That really isn't the issue here.
11:34And will you treat Komiko too?
11:35Of course, sister of my heart!
11:37Megumin!
11:38It's easy. All we gotta do is give him an opening that he can work with.
11:58Now listen up. First, Yunyun, you're gonna threaten Soketo with your dagger, which has basically just been for show until
12:04this point. Then Bukurori, who's coincidentally walking by-
12:08Jumps in and saves her!
12:11No way! Bad plan! What is wrong with you two?!
12:14Yes, the dagger really is for show. Don't come crying to me when it rusts from lack of use.
12:19But, you guys, I don't get why we're doing this when he can just collect the bounty from beating monsters
12:23in the area. Then he could raise the money to ask her to read his fortune and-
12:27Denied.
12:28As Crimson Demons, we must always strive for the cooler alternative.
12:31Bingo!
12:35Here.
12:39Light of reflection!
12:44There. You got this.
12:46Why did you go invisible?
12:47Simple. It's so he can make sure to rescue her at the coolest moment possible.
13:02Hang on. What's he doing?
13:27What is wrong with you? Every day the same thing!
13:30It wasn't anything dishonorable, I promise you. It was only intellectual curiosity has a mage to know which colors are
13:37popular among crimson demon women. No other reason!
13:40Bukurori has something he's really been wanting to tell you, Soketo.
13:43What?
13:43Oh? What a coincidence. I have something that I'd like to tell you as well.
13:48Huh? Soketo, I- I've always wanted to-
13:53I had no clue that you hated me so much! I wish you would've come clean about it sooner!
13:58Huh?
13:59I don't know what it is about me that bothers you, but sneaking around like a coward is too much!
14:03What's the matter with you? Now you're trying to ambush me?
14:06No, you're wrong! You don't understand!
14:10Huh?
14:20Unpunch bears aren't supposed to travel in packs!
14:23Wait! They said that the monsters have become more active ever since the seal and the dark gods started weakening!
14:29Now you mean! The time has come for that stylish dagger of yours to be put to good use!
14:33Megumin!
14:34It's alright!
14:35Huh?
14:36Stay behind me, both of you!
14:38Huh?
14:39I'll handle this!
14:40Huh?
14:45I'll protect you. This I swear.
14:48Huh?
14:49Now, run wild, diabolic inferno!
14:53Now!
15:03Help the castle!
15:06How stupid can you possibly be?
15:08Come on! I only know advanced magic, so it's hard to hold back!
15:12Huh?
15:18It's the same torment from you day after day, but this time I'm finally going to put an end to
15:25it!
15:30Honestly...
15:30Going into the woods just to earn enough money for a reading from me is a new level of desperate.
15:35If you'd told me, I would've given you your first session for free.
15:39Uh... really?
15:46I might've almost been burnt to death in the process, but you did technically save me from a pack of
15:51monsters, so I owe you.
15:53Well, tell me what you want to know and we can start.
15:56What?
15:56Oh, I was wondering about my... my future girlfriend, maybe?
16:01No, wife.
16:02No, wait! Who's gonna fall in love with me?
16:06Oh, I don't know how to choose!
16:08You want to know about your future lover.
16:11Alright.
16:12The woman you're likely to end up with should appear in the crystal ball soon.
16:21It shouldn't be too much longer now.
16:28Uh... I don't see anything.
16:31Uh-huh?
16:33That is so strange.
16:35Usually at least one person shows up.
16:37This is the first reading I've done where no one appeared.
16:42What is this pain?
16:44If she had just outright rejected me, you'd hurt less than this torment.
16:48I know he's pathetic, but I'm kinda starting to feel bad for him now.
16:51What should we do? This is worse than I thought.
16:53I can still hear you both, you know?
16:55If you must break my soul over hot coals, maybe do it somewhere else so I don't have to listen!
17:00It's gonna be alright.
17:02My predictions don't always come true 100% of the time.
17:05Once when I was little, I tried to predict the weather, and there was a light drizzle,
17:09when I only predicted mostly cloudy.
17:12The whole world sucks!
17:20He might be a complete failure, but he is sorta interesting.
17:24Strange, huh?
17:26Huh?
17:26It-it couldn't be.
17:28What is it?
17:28Um, Soketo, I was wondering, have you ever tried to read your own fortune before?
17:34Like, about your love life?
17:36The funny thing about fortune tellers is they can't predict their own future.
17:40When it comes to my fate, the crystal ball won't show me anything whatsoever.
17:46Hm?
17:46Why do you ask?
17:48No reason.
17:49I was just thinking, some things need to be spelled out for us to see them.
17:56Hmph.
17:58It might be entire.
18:00No.
18:02Of course I would.
18:07Megumin, do you think things will work out for those two someday?
18:12Hard to say.
18:14Soketo's fortunes do tend to come true, but the future's pretty flexible.
18:18I guess so, but if he would just be honest, they could get to know each other.
18:24Honestly, I think Bukurori needs to find a job before he tries to do anything else.
18:28He does still owe me a meal, after all.
18:31I've always wanted to ask you, do you think of anything besides food?
18:35I mean, have you ever thought about finding someone nice to spend time with?
18:39I have grand ambitions I intend to fulfill.
18:41I'm not gonna waste my time on romance.
18:44But you said you wanted to become an adventurer, didn't you?
18:47You'll start to rely on someone in your party, and be there for each other every day.
18:52That's true.
18:53I've heard stories of lots of marriages beginning that way.
18:56Whatever the case, if I did happen to find myself falling for somebody,
19:00then he would be a dashing hero to which there was no equal in this world or the next.
19:04I wouldn't be too surprised if you ended up with somebody who's pretty normal.
19:09Hmm.
19:11Attention!
19:12We have investigated the Dark God's tomb.
19:14Lower level monsters are wandering about in large numbers.
19:17Until the seal is fully restored, do not walk home alone.
19:20The buddy system will be strictly enforced.
19:22That is all!
19:23Huh? We aren't allowed to walk home alone?
19:32Well, if you insist.
19:33Hey, Union!
19:34Huh? Were you gonna walk home alone?
19:36Do you wanna come with us?
19:38I mean, you're kinda the only one who has a weapon.
19:40I'd feel safe if you came along.
19:42Huh?
19:44Huh?
19:45Hmm...
19:46Huh?
19:55N-Negumin!
20:02Wait, I thought you were gonna walk home with Funifura and the Donko.
20:06Well, I was.
20:07But there's monsters!
20:09It's too dangerous to walk home alone.
20:11So I thought that...
20:12Uh...
20:13You and I...
20:15Hang on.
20:16You seriously think you can protect me with that dagger?
20:19Huh?
20:19Uh...
20:19Yeah, I do!
20:21I'm number one in our class in Prodigy of the Crimson Demons.
20:25I'm way better at this than you, Union.
20:27Please don't underestimate me.
20:29Excuse me?
20:30You're the one who used me as a human shield from those one-punch bears, remember?
20:34Uh...
20:36Uh...
20:37Uh...
20:41Uh...
20:42Very well, then.
20:43Since you're my self-proclaimed rival, maybe we should settle things once and for all!
20:47Self-proclaimed?!
20:48I guess I can't deny that.
20:50Fine, then!
20:51If we're going to duel, you can decide the contest as usual!
20:56Huh?
21:04It was just Ink.
21:05She scared me for a second.
21:09She's lost some weight.
21:10I guess Komago won't try to eat her anymore.
21:14Huh?
21:22Union...
21:23Hm?
21:25Wanna get something to eat with me?
21:27Afterwards, we can both walk home together.
21:31Huh?
21:33Wait...
21:33You mean it?
21:34But that doesn't seem like something rivals would do.
21:37Rivals going home together would be weird, right?
21:40B-besides, you make it sound nice,
21:42but I know all you really want is to take my food for yourself!
21:47Never mind, then.
21:48Hey!
21:49Uh...
21:49I know!
21:50Let's call a truce and then be rivals again tomorrow, okay?
21:53Megumin!
21:56Tonight, I can't believe that you're going to talk to me, but
22:01I can't believe that I'm in the house.
22:04I can't believe that I'm in the house.
22:05I can't believe that I'm in the house.
22:06I can't believe that I'm in the house.
22:06I can't believe that I'm in the house.
22:10I can't believe that I'm in the house and no one's red,
22:15but...
22:20I'm taking a thought with the dust junto goes on.
22:25I don't know how I Rogan Otso на special days to play such a thing.
22:26But...
22:29I can't believe that I'm in the house.
22:31I got a heart wankwak-wak-wak-wak-wak-wak-wak-wak-wak-wak kw marsh-wak-wak
22:40There are wonderful days
22:44With the courage, courage,
22:47There's a smile only
22:49There's no way in the world
22:54With the courage, courage, courage
22:59Oh, courage, courage
23:00With the courage, courage, courage
23:06There's a courage, courage
23:15He's my hero
23:25Who's my hero?
23:26I'm my hero
23:26Oh, Megumin, Buri-Buda's little brother is sick!
23:29They're even raising funds for him!
23:31Oh right! As her true friends,
23:32we must mask up and rob the local apothecary!
23:35It's illegal!
23:36And it wouldn't solve the problem anyway!
23:38Next time, we'll beat your job with an-
23:40EXPLOSION!
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