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00:15I must have been out of my damn mind when I said I'd become that kid's familiar.
00:20She's so freaky. What the hell was I thinking?
00:23Well, there it is. The town of Axel.
00:26Pretty sure this is where I'll find Lady Walbach.
01:12Oh
01:58Oh
02:02Oh
02:13It's 5,000 errors for each one so this will be 15,000 two more and they'll give us a
02:1910,000 bonus on top of that
02:20We should move on to the woods now
02:23Already fighting these bottom-feeding monsters is doing nothing to raise our levels
02:28We need to focus on being more efficient
02:34Hey there, mr. Bossman
02:38See you tomorrow
02:43So you want to look for a different job tomorrow, I'm not cut out for manual labor
02:48Are you whining about now? This is total shut-and-neat behavior. It's not you can't quit a job. You
02:54just got
02:55Here's what we're gonna do get paid take a nice relaxing bath eat something yummy and give it another shot
03:01Megumin what's wrong
03:04Nothing
03:10You're gonna do it stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
03:14It's gonna be really stupid if you think it appears worth making a fight with a new turn like this
03:18Hey, who are you calling stupid? Do you dare question me?
03:22Very well, I'll handle this myself
03:24Union, duck and cover
03:34Hey you human you alive
03:41Yep, you're alive all right. Yeah
03:56So I'm trying to find a giant ebon magic piece, and it's very possible
04:02Wait those eyes
04:05I am the one called host. I am not a giant goblin, but a high-ranked demon one who is
04:12destined to attend to a certain freaky little kid someday
04:16You like the way I introduced myself you crimson demons love this kind of
04:27You encountered a high-ranking demon in the woods
04:30That's right one who's looking for a giant ebon magic beast that sounds familiar
04:35I think I might know what he was talking about
04:37It's a very dangerous foe a monster known as a rookie slayer, but what would a high-ranking demon be
04:43doing searching for that?
04:44Hmm
04:46Thank you. You've done a great service sharing this with me. This could be seriously dangerous
04:56Well, this day got intense pretty fast, didn't it?
05:00We ran into him at an unfortunate time. That's all
05:02He's just lucky I used up my magic power
05:05Otherwise, I can guarantee my hello would have been a whole lot explode here
05:09Stop it. I don't think there's any beating that thing
05:12Didn't you see him? I'm sure he'd withstand explosion magic
05:15Oh, I definitely know a challenge when I hear one
05:19Very well, then tomorrow we'll head back into the woods so I can face
05:22What?
05:23No way in hell I'm going back in there
05:25You want to do it? Go alone
05:30We need a new priest for our party
05:32Are there any mages around if you can make potions? We can really use your help
05:37I've got some complimentary ones just what we needed
05:42Since the entire guild is getting involved, I wanted to do what I can
05:45Your business plan needs work, but those things hit the spot
05:48If you're feeling generous, how about a date?
05:53Huh? You're cleared out already?
05:55I'll head over to the shop and bring back some more
05:57Okay, guess we'll eat first
05:59Thanks, lady
06:01I'll need to buy more ingredients
06:02I suppose I'll be having bread crust and sugar water for a while
06:07It sure is lively around here
06:09Well, the whole guild wants to go hunt this demon down and defeat him
06:12Wait, Megumin, what's with that excited look?
06:15You saw how scary he was?
06:17This monster is more dangerous than anything we would get back home in the village
06:20If you're worried about it, then by all means, feel free to stay behind
06:25But they're offering a hefty reward just for participating in the hunt
06:28There's no way I'd miss the chance to get paid for hanging in the back of a crowd
06:32Because that's way too good to pass up
06:34Oh, if you're going, I guess I can't let you do it all by yourself
06:38What was that, YunYun? Did you say something?
06:40I know you did
06:41Come on, let's hear it a little louder this time
06:44You heard me fine
06:45I know you heard me
06:46You just wanted me to say it again, huh?
06:48Now look, I have to admit
06:49I'm not interested in doing this for the reward alone
06:52Huh?
06:53Just think of the possibilities
06:55A good performance here
06:56And we'll turn the tables by having people begging us to join their parties
07:00We'll have to fight off all the offers
07:02Huh?
07:09Fireball!
07:18Whoa, nice shot, damn
07:20Impressive, yeah
07:22Isn't she that one girl?
07:24The one who's always playing cards by herself?
07:27Hmph
07:28Excellent job, YunYun, well done
07:34Clear a path
07:36It's him
07:37That's the hero with the cursed sword who is leading the charge
07:40Let me go
07:41I can still fight
07:42I can't give up
07:44Not now
07:45You need to stop pushing yourself
07:49I'm not done
07:49If someone like that was no match against it
07:52We're through
07:52We won't ever beat it
07:54Put me down
07:54This beast is as strong as one of the Devil King's army generals
07:58Retreat!
07:58Retreat!
07:59Please, everybody fall back!
08:00Please!
08:01Please!
08:02Damn it!
08:05Damn it!
08:07Thanks for coming, everyone
08:09I've been informed how the hunt went
08:11This foe is uncommonly dangerous
08:13The famed cursed sword adventurer received grievous injuries by its hand
08:18So basically, if he could be beaten that badly, it'll be impossible for the rest of us
08:23You guys are the toughest party in town, you mean it's really that dangerous?
08:27Well, a couple of dozen from our main force have been injured
08:30But still, even with the priests using their healing magic and potions on them
08:34It'll be a while before we try again
08:36So what do we do now?
08:38Just sit around and wait for that thing to come and kill us?
08:40Is there really nothing we can do?
08:42I have one idea that might suffice
08:45Fairly recently, we had somebody register as an adventurer here
08:48And now Axel's the host of
08:50An expert exorcist
08:52Because she registered as the rare class of archpriest
08:55Really?
08:56Archpriest?
08:57They're a demon's natural enemy
08:58Hey, hold on a second
09:00If she just registered, she'd still only be level one, right?
09:03Here's the interesting thing
09:05Minus a few glaring exceptions, all of her stats are off the charts
09:09Not only that, as a gifted archpriest, she already knows every single class skill you can learn
09:14No way
09:15Maybe she'll be able to beat that thing
09:17The only problem is, I haven't seen her around the guild lately
09:21I suspect she's still somewhere in town, but...
09:24On it! We'll go!
09:25Tell us what she looks like, and we'll find this archpriest
09:29Her hair is a striking shade of blue
09:32And she has a beauty that could only be compared to a goddess
09:43They all ran off quickly, huh?
09:46What do you think?
09:47Should we look for her too?
09:48No, it's alright
09:49They seem desperate enough to find her in no time
09:52Besides, I feel too exhausted
09:54Oh?
09:56I think I'll hang around in the guild hall for a bit longer
09:59I see
10:00You're hoping to be scouted by another party, is that it?
10:03No way, I swear
10:05Yeah, yeah
10:06Just try not to stay out too late tonight
10:08Of course
10:09And don't worry, I'll be back before dawn
10:11You better be kidding me
10:15Blue-haired goddess, where are you?
10:21Excuse you
10:21Huh?
10:23Watch where you're going, that is so rude
10:25Thanks to your brutishness, I dropped my pay
10:27Hey, that's 10,000 heiress all over the ground
10:29Go on, pick it up already
10:31And if I find any missing, it's coming out of your wallet
10:34Hey, look lady, I'm sorry
10:36But there's no way in hell that adds up to a whole 10,000 heiress
10:39Oh, wait, you're here
10:41What, you got a problem?
10:43Out with it then
10:44Uh, never mind, it couldn't be
10:47She's pretty frumpy
10:48And I doubt a high-ranked clergy member would try and scam someone like this
10:52What was that?
10:54Huh?
10:54Oh, nothing, but I'm kinda in a hurry
10:56Here, take this
10:58Just let me go
11:00Score!
11:01Now that was some quick thinking, huh?
11:03Come on, help me clean up all these coins I dropped
11:05What a mess
11:06Huh?
11:08Wait, why are you crying?
11:09I can't help it
11:10It's just
11:11You're such a
11:13Ugh
11:14No
11:15I refuse to believe it could be her
11:24There you are
11:25Welcome home, Megumin
11:26Wanna take a bath?
11:28Or maybe take me?
11:29Or take the Axis sect into your life?
11:32Uh
11:37I have so many questions I could ask you, miss
11:39It's Cecily
11:41Let's use each other's names
11:42It's time we move to that step of our relationship, don't you agree?
11:46Hey, miss
11:46What are you doing in my room?
11:48It's Cecily
11:50And, uh, well
11:51That's honestly a bit of a long story
11:54Explaining everything would take time
11:56So let's just say it was Divine Aqua's will
11:58That means less than nothing
12:00And how'd you even get inside here?
12:02I know for a fact it was locked
12:04Truthfully
12:05I came to Axel because I'm in need of your assistance, Megumin
12:09Hope you don't think you can fool me by suddenly acting determined
12:12Father Zesta himself heard the Goddess Aqua's holy voice
12:17I am Aqua
12:18Yes, that's right
12:20The patron deity of the Axis Order
12:22Known as Aqua the Goddess
12:23If your devotion to me is true
12:26I could really use some cash right now
12:30Every part of that sounds suspicious
12:32More importantly
12:34He said he heard the voice coming from right here in Axel
12:37So the Axis Order's beautiful priest was dispatched
12:40Now I'm on a mission to try and investigate the source of the Oracle's voice
12:45Your sect must have nothing better to do
12:47Lots of free time, huh?
12:51That said, after arriving I think I understand where we got the message
12:55I was told Axel's being threatened by a demon
12:58The enemy of our order
13:00Therefore, it's my belief
13:02That I am to utilize the Axis sect's funds to fortify our defense
13:06And hire people to kill the demon that appeared in this town
13:10Seems like a very liberal interpretation
13:13And no offense, but would you please get out of here?
13:16You busted into my room without permission and got in my bed
13:20One thing came to mind after coming to this place
13:24Find our ally
13:27And that's you, Megumin
13:28No, I don't even care anymore
13:31I want you out of here right now!
13:32There are so few loyal Axis members here in town
13:35The local church is barely able to scrape by
13:37So I can't afford to hire anyone but you
13:39Don't care, not my problem
13:41I'm not helping
13:42I want nothing to do with you people ever again
13:45Stop trying to sniff my sheets for crying out loud
13:49Quit panting!
13:51I have five million heiress for you
13:53And all you have to do is help me find the archpriest who lives here
13:56Then it's yours
13:59If we can slay the demon, then I'll make it ten million
14:05Count me in
14:09Any luck finding her?
14:11Nothing yet
14:12The closest I could find was a drunk street performer with blue hair
14:15Damn it
14:16You'd think it'd be a whole lot easier to spot a beautiful archpriest around here
14:22How likely do you think it is that we'll be able to find this lady?
14:25I mean, they've already scoured the whole town looking for her
14:28Hmm
14:29Well...
14:30Okay, so we're dealing with an archpriest
14:32Maybe it'll help to start thinking like one
14:34She could be praying in a church somewhere?
14:36Or at a public cemetery helping some lost souls find peace?
14:40Let's see if it were me
14:41First I would rush the public bath so I can get in before anyone else arrives
14:45I'd munch on some fried frogs and wash it all down with a cool crimson beer
14:49Then I'd brawl with the drunks who lash my luscious body with their impure looks
14:53And finally, I'd toss rocks at the local heiress church before heading home
14:58I don't even know why I bothered asking you
15:01Oh, come on, Megumin
15:03We can search tomorrow instead
15:05Tonight, let's hit the baths together
15:07Oh, we can even wash each other
15:09If you don't intend to find her, I can just go home, you know
15:12What is this?
15:14I figured it was highly unlikely that such a powerful archpriest would be a member of the Axis sect
15:19The Earth Order might...
15:21Open the hell up!
15:22We know you're harboring the archpriest in there that we need for this demon hunt!
15:27Either you open the damn door, or it's gonna get kicked in!
15:30I don't know who you're talking about!
15:32Eris Church has reserved the right to farm members of the Axis sect from entering!
15:35Now leave immediately!
15:38All right, Megumin, you're up
15:40Whenever you're ready, go ahead and obliterate this lousy church
15:43I'll do no such thing!
15:46This is annoying enough already
15:48Please don't make it any worse than it already is
15:56Strike!
15:58You're out!
15:59Are you insane?
16:01What could have possessed you to do something so incredibly ridiculous?
16:04It's strange, but to be honest with you
16:06I've felt this weird excitement ever since I got here
16:09Perhaps it's a true blessing from Aqua herself
16:12That's her idea of a blessing, huh?
16:14If I ever come face to face with this goddess Aqua, the first thing I'm gonna do is smack her
16:36You should have heard yourself, Megumin
16:40You have the most adorable little scream!
16:42Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I won't do it again!
16:45Stop it!
17:14I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
17:21NYUNYa
17:21What was that about?
17:22Things sure have gotten pretty lively around Axel lately
17:39YunYun.
17:45Thank you, you're trying to cheer me up, aren't you?
17:57I thought about going home.
17:59Then I figured, what if someone shows up to ask me to join them?
18:03But since I've already gone home for the night, they just give up.
18:06And then I had to stay here!
18:10Looks like you're really tired too, Mekumin.
18:13It's been a long day.
18:15Hey, Crimson Demon Girls, there you are.
18:17Huh?
18:18You two are arch wizards, aren't you?
18:21Yeah, can I help you?
18:22That's what we're hoping for.
18:24The name's Rex, and my party's been cooking up a big plan.
18:27But in order to pull it off, we're gonna need a couple of talented spell casters.
18:31Huh?
18:31Huh?
18:32So what do you say?
18:34Wanna team up?
18:36Huh?
18:38No!
18:40No!
18:41No!
18:41No!
18:42No!
18:43No!
18:44No!
18:50What do you say?
18:52Way to go Yunnyun!
18:54Consider me impressed. Come on. How would you like to join our party officially?
18:59You really want me?
19:01You bet. We can discuss all the little details when we're in town. For now, let's drag this back and
19:06celebrate.
19:07Okay.
19:09This thing's got to be what the demon is supposedly searching for, right? I mean, it's a black magic beast.
19:15Now that we've caged it up, maybe the demon will come to negotiate for it.
19:19I don't know. Something feels off about this.
19:24I know I've found you.
19:28What the hell, you little punks, think you're doing to Lady Wobok?
19:37Lady Wobok.
19:40Hey, Megumin. We're in big trouble, aren't we?
19:43Shh. Just slowly back away and we'll evaluate from a distance.
19:47Hold on. What the...
19:48That's not Lady Wobok. It's a rookie slayer.
19:52Hey, you two.
19:54I rushed here because I caught the familiar scent of Lady Wobok from this area.
19:59Care to explain why the smell's coming from you?
20:02That confirms it. I know who this demon's after. My familiar Chomusuke.
20:08No doubt about it, and it seems particularly strong of the little one.
20:13Well, would you care to explain yourselves? Come to think of it, you're the Crimson Demons from the forest, right?
20:21Then there's no way you don't know Lady Wobok.
20:27Why do all of you keep calling my familiar the same bizarre name? She's Chomusuke, not Wobok.
20:33You must have the wrong cat. If a cute black kitten is all you want, then I can go get
20:37you another one.
20:38Please, just leave my poor Chomusuke alone.
20:42Chomusuke? Was that it? Wait, I believe I've heard that name before. A shrimp said it. You kinda look like
20:51her.
20:52Like a shrimp?
20:53I'm not trying to have a beef with any Crimson Demons. Think of it more like a deal.
20:59All you have to do is hand over Lady Wobok and I won't harm either of you. Nor will I
21:04harm this town.
21:05You really expect us to trust a demon's word?
21:08A demon always delivers their end of a deal. Once an agreement's made, it's unbreakable. So what's it gonna be?
21:27What should we do? Are we really gonna make a deal with that demon?
21:32I'm not sure yet. But if handing over the furball actually puts an end to this, it might be our
21:38best bet after all.
21:39You can't believe a word that comes out of that demon's mouth. Despite what they say. That this town's for
21:45beginners. There are plenty of proper adventurers, too. I'm sure someone...
21:55At the moment.
21:57Oh, no.
22:18I can't believe it.
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23:27Biggest trouble, Megumin? Biggest trouble ever!
23:29Crimson Demons accept any and all challengers! We're taking him down!
23:33You're the coolest, Megumin. You're so amazing.
23:35Huh? N-next time, where your wonderful world will have an-
23:40EXPLOSION!
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