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00:26To be continued...
00:41Are you all right? Were you hurt?
00:44Please tell me, how can I grow up to be just like you?
00:49First, what's your name, young lady?
00:54Megumin!
00:56The girl was lit by the red glow of the explosion's flames.
01:00The heat and light it gave off burnt an imprint on her very soul.
01:06This is the story of the girl known to some as an exceptional mage,
01:10but most think of her as an idiot obsessed with explosion magic.
01:14It's the tale of how she came to depart her hometown
01:17and began the journey which led her to meeting her fated companions.
01:37Megumin? Is that a nickname?
01:40Nope.
01:41Oh, uh, okay.
01:43I wonder who freed me from that seal. I don't see anybody nearby.
01:48Oh.
01:50Don't tell me that's...
01:51Oh, yeah. I just finished doing this puzzle,
01:54but then your magic blew some of the pieces away.
01:56Do you think you could help me find them?
01:58A puzzle?
02:00I'm curious.
02:02Did the grown-ups from your village ever mention
02:04that coming near here was a bad idea?
02:06My mom says when places are off-limits,
02:08it always means somebody's trying to hide some kind of treasure there,
02:11which makes sense, so now I come out here every single day.
02:14Oh, do you now?
02:17Then it seems I owe you my thanks, young lady.
02:19Well, maybe more than that.
02:21I'll tell you what.
02:23Is there a wish I can grant for you?
02:25What do you mean?
02:26There's no need to be shy.
02:28I know I may not seem like it,
02:30but I'm actually a mage of truly incredible power.
02:33World domination!
02:35That might be a little much. Is there anything else?
02:38What am I doing?
02:39There's more to this girl than meets the eye.
02:42Come on, I'm sure there's something else you want.
02:44Okay, then. May I please have some massive boobies?
02:48Sorry, that's also a no-go.
02:50Besides, you're a little young for that, don't you think?
02:52You have quite a few more years before you need to worry about that.
02:56Fine.
02:57Then I want to be the devil king.
02:58I'm so sorry, sweetie. You know what?
03:00I think it's best if we start again.
03:02Compared to your grand requests,
03:03I'm a mage with semi-moderate power at best,
03:05so do me a favor and let's work on scaling down your wish
03:08to something I can handle. Is that okay with you?
03:10Well, I'm still missing three pieces of this thing,
03:13so do you think you can maybe help me find those instead?
03:16Now, let's not be hasty.
03:17I'm sure I can manage something at least a little better than just that for you.
03:20Huh?
03:23Think about it.
03:24Is there anything else you want?
03:25There must be something big you've been dreaming of.
03:28A big dream?
03:29Well, uh...
03:30Yeah?
03:32I know!
03:33You can teach me the magic you used!
03:36That's not a...
03:37Please, you have to!
03:39Hmm.
03:41Here's the thing, kiddo.
03:43I don't recommend learning that kind of magic.
03:46Fine, then just help me catch some crawfish or something.
03:49You don't understand!
03:50Don't look at me like I'm worthless!
03:51It's just that the spell I used has a lot of cons rather than pros!
03:55That's all I'm saying!
03:56What kind of magic is it?
03:58Well, it's, um...
04:00It's the strongest kind that there's ever been.
04:02Called explosion magic.
04:04The strongest?
04:19Behold!
04:19Sis, you're the greatest!
04:22Look at all these!
04:23I think we should have grilled crawfish.
04:25Let's pick some plants we can eat while we're at it.
04:27Yeah!
04:28We'll have crawfish for dinner tomorrow!
04:30Is that so?
04:32We'll have crawfish for dinner tomorrow!
04:36Crawfish the day after that!
04:38And cicadas!
04:39We'll have crawfish for dinner tomorrow!
04:42Crawfish the day after that!
04:51They're pretty good.
04:55Thanks, but I wasn't really...
04:58Bye.
05:01Why'd you do that?
05:03She had a hungry look in her eyes, I could tell.
05:05That's my sis, Zoe!
05:06So generous!
05:13What's up?
05:14Somebody's there!
05:18Hey, Megumin!
05:19I got so worried when no one was home!
05:21I didn't know you were back!
05:23Daddy's home!
05:24Daddy's home!
05:25Aw, comical!
05:27Oh, that's quite a catch!
05:29Yeah, hi, Mom!
05:30Guess what we're having for dinner!
05:35It's sukiyaki!
05:36Whoa!
05:38Real meat?
05:38How many months has it been since we've had that?
05:41It's a special day, so everyone gets two pieces!
05:43Seriously?
05:44Dad gets to have three pieces, because he's there!
05:47No, he doesn't!
05:48Hey, big sis!
05:49What's sukiyaki?
05:50You only eat it on special occasions!
05:53It's super fancy and yummy!
05:54It's best when you crack a raw egg on top!
05:56Like from a chicken?
05:58Ugh!
05:59Never thought I'd see the day I'd get to sit at the table with my sweet daughters for a sukiyaki
06:03dinner!
06:04Dedicating myself to my craftsmanship was the right choice!
06:07Have you really been doing that well at work lately?
06:10You bet!
06:11I met this fantastic person who truly understands the quality of what I offer!
06:14I helped make this happen, too, you know!
06:17Oh, absolutely!
06:18That sales pitch of yours really worked wonders!
06:21Our customer walked away with quite the deal!
06:23This tall tale's getting a little hard to believe!
06:26Huh?
06:27So who was this mysterious customer?
06:37Honey, could you get some tea?
06:41My darling, some tea, please?
06:44I would, sweetheart, but we haven't had a single sale yet today.
06:47So how could we possibly afford such a thing?
06:49You can think about luxuries after business picks up.
06:52No!
06:55Hello!
06:56Well, I'm surprised to see these things here.
06:59Are you in from out of town?
07:01Feel free to browse as much as you like.
07:03Lovely!
07:04Who knew that humans were capable of such quality?
07:07Pardon, may I see that one?
07:09This is just wonderful!
07:11You're our first customer of the day!
07:14Get out of here!
07:16Huh?
07:17That is one of the finest pieces I've created.
07:20I won't sell it to someone who doesn't appreciate it.
07:23Just look at you, saying things for no reason again.
07:25Do you want to go home to your hungry children and tell them you didn't sell anything for the umpteenth
07:30time?
07:31On the contrary, this is a rare item for such a humble market.
07:35I can clearly see you're a magic tool craftsman of superior skin.
07:39Yeah!
07:39You obviously have a keen eye for magical crafts, young lady.
07:42Meeting a client like you makes the labor of coming out here worth it.
07:45Indeed.
07:46The power in the peace you hold is immense.
07:48Far better than the trash you'll find that's no more than a mere good luck charm.
07:51Well, isn't that interesting?
07:52That cuff's handy.
07:54It has the ability to attract the person you're looking for.
07:57Really?
07:58I've been looking for someone for quite some time.
08:00This would be so useful on my journey.
08:03We'll give you our Crimson Demon Craftsman Guarantee.
08:05If you bring it with you, your journey will be a success.
08:08That'll be 10,000 heiress.
08:10A guarantee?
08:11Would you call that a pact, in other words?
08:14Huh?
08:14Yes, I suppose so.
08:16Hmph.
08:17Interesting.
08:18I'll take it.
08:19All right!
08:20Thank you for your purchase!
08:23She was a real sweetheart with an uncommon eye for quality.
08:27I wouldn't be surprised if she was a famous adventurer.
08:30Wow.
08:30Well, it sounds like you did a good deed.
08:32I bet she's so happy she bought that.
08:35We get to eat real meat thanks to her.
08:38And now I can afford a new uniform for my daughter.
08:41Maybe I'm not such a bad dad after all.
08:44Yep, that's right, Megamine.
08:46You promised you mean it?
08:47Even though you said I'd be stuck with your old hand-me-downs?
08:50Well, you weren't too happy about that.
08:52I mean, you did customize it to match the trends from when you were young.
08:56Come on!
08:57Your mother looked great!
08:58She was totally tubular!
09:00People stopped to look at her and thought,
09:01Could this chick be the final boss?
09:02Now, now, that was a long time ago!
09:05The fact that you used tubular as a descriptor is my whole problem.
09:09Tubular!
09:12If you're gonna wear our Magic Academy's uniform,
09:15it's only right that you wear your own set that fits your own style!
09:18Ha!
09:19Ah!
09:20You're awesome!
09:21You look so cute!
09:23My little girl is all grown up!
09:25It's just her first year, honey.
09:27This calls for the fancy tea, Snuggle Bunny!
09:29How about some hot water instead?
09:31Listen up, you guys.
09:32I know what I want to learn at the Academy.
09:35You ready?
09:36Mm-hmm.
09:37I'm gonna master explosion magic!
09:39Mm-hmm!
09:42Huh?
09:43Huh?
09:47Huh?
09:49Congratulations on your enrollment, everyone!
09:52Welcome to the Temple of Crimson Demon Learning,
09:55the greatest Magic Academy in the world!
09:58Known as the Red Prison!
09:59Learn!
10:05May each of your journeys down the paths of sorcery and magic
10:09be bathed in the crimson light!
10:12Listen well, for the benefit of all our new students,
10:15if the Headmaster gets started on the sagas,
10:17we'll be here all night.
10:19All right!
10:20That hereby concludes this year's matriculation ceremony!
10:23I was about to fill their impressionable young minds with wonder!
10:26Come on!
10:26I'll skip to the third book of the saga!
10:28You didn't mind last year!
10:29Well, everyone, your lessons begin tomorrow.
10:32Good luck to all of you!
10:36The Red Prison.
10:38This is where I write the first page of my story.
10:42And here are my classmates.
10:44Or should I say, stepping stones.
10:45It's finally over.
10:47It's like the Headmaster doesn't know when to quit.
10:49But I still can't believe there's only 11 of us.
10:52Yeah, well, our village isn't that big.
10:55So we are the Chosen Eleven.
10:58That's a sorceress number.
11:00Oh, that sounds cool.
11:02Are you coming, Megumin?
11:04Merimaki's family runs the pub, so the party's there.
11:07I am not here to make friends.
11:09Huh?
11:10How impressive.
11:11It's just the enrollment ceremony, and she's already the lone wolf.
11:14This girl gets it.
11:18Um, excuse me.
11:19You need something?
11:20Hold on.
11:22Have we met?
11:23We live in the same village, and you don't know my name?
11:26Well, you're kind of forgettable.
11:28Really?
11:29Yeah.
11:30Sorry.
11:31It's on the tip of my tongue.
11:33Isn't she the chief's daughter?
11:35My name's Yunyun!
11:36Oh, yeah, that's right.
11:38I had no idea you were in the same year as us, because you kind of blend in.
11:42So, what is it you want, Yunyun?
11:45Because it's not like I have all day.
11:47Oh, well, I wanted to tell you.
11:50I've been really excited to meet you, that's all.
11:52What?
11:53I don't even know who you are.
11:55Are you a stalker?
11:56Whoa, wait.
11:56I didn't mean it like that.
11:58Well, it's a little creepy, so could you maybe back off?
12:01But I...
12:02It's just...
12:03Huh?
12:05I enrolled in this academy to defeat you!
12:08Huh?
12:11Declaring yourself her rival so early on.
12:14This gets more and more interesting.
12:17Oh, wait.
12:19I didn't mean...
12:20And so, that was the beginning of my days at school.
12:27I adapted to life in the Red Prison, but it was the toughest thing I'd ever faced.
12:32Crimson Demons are only considered adults after learning advanced magic.
12:36But that's not the kind of magic I'm interested in.
12:39I want what I saw on that fateful day.
12:43Well, a month has passed since you all began your studies here, and today's lecture is on special classes of
12:50magic.
12:51In addition to advanced magic, there is also blasting magic, bursting magic, as well as bombing magic.
12:58Teacher!
12:58Huh?
12:58Something important is missing from the text.
13:00What's that?
13:01There's nothing about explosion magic.
13:03Uh, what did she say?
13:04Is this a joke?
13:07Whatever you do, don't pursue explosion magic.
13:10But why shouldn't I?
13:11To put it simply, even if you were to pursue mastery of explosion magic for your entire life, it's practically
13:18useless.
13:20It's essentially joke magic.
13:25Okay, I didn't think that vaguer mean could be so funny.
13:28You're the lone wolf and the class clown. Well played.
13:32Alright now, calm down. Let's get back on task.
13:40Okay, it's time for combat training, aka gym class.
13:44It's about time! I have been looking forward to this.
13:48Pop quiz before we begin.
13:49What's most important when a crimson demon engages in combat?
13:53Let's hear from Yunyun, our second place tester.
13:56Um, I have to answer?
13:58In combat, the most important thing to do is...
14:02To keep a cool head!
14:03You must remember to remain calm and never lose your composure!
14:07Five points.
14:08Tickle!
14:08Next up, number one. Megumin!
14:11Destructive power!
14:12Strength is your most important asset!
14:14I will not be stopped until I have the power to obliterate everything!
14:18Eh, 50 points.
14:20It's true that power is valuable, but you're wrong!
14:22That answer you gave was only worth 50 points and nothing more!
14:25So that's really all he's gonna give me?
14:28That's still ten times what I got.
14:30Outtaway! I'm certain that you know the answer!
14:35It's looking cool.
14:37That's why you're my favorite! 100 points!
14:39If you don't look cool as a crimson demon in combat, then what's it all for?
14:43Allow me to demonstrate exactly what that means.
14:47Call of Thunderstorm!
14:55My name is Poochie, and I am an arch wizard and a master of advanced magic.
15:01Formost teacher among the crimson demons and he who shall usurp the headmaster's throne!
15:07Wow! That's so cool!
15:11I guess that explains why you summoned all those clouds earlier.
15:14Yeah, you're right.
15:16It just makes me cringe!
15:17What do you mean? This is literally our whole deal!
15:20We're crimson demons.
15:21Ah, hot!
15:24Now, I want all of you to split up into teams of two.
15:27Come up with epic ways to declare your presence.
15:30And don't neglect those cool poses!
15:32Okay!
15:33Teams of two?
15:35Oh!
15:37And whoever's remaining will be paired with me.
15:47Enemy sighted!
15:48I have an observation based on my statistical research.
15:51Evidence suggests you have a high likelihood of becoming a very powerful mage in the future.
15:56I know what I have to do.
15:57I must assert my dominance while I still can!
16:00I didn't follow any of that, but I like the fire in your eyes.
16:04Explosion!
16:04My name is Furi Fura!
16:07I just enrolled and now I'm studying magic!
16:09You feel me?
16:11And my name is Doranko!
16:12And I, uh...
16:14I forgot.
16:16My name is Nerimaki!
16:17And my parents own a popular local pub!
16:19Serve us with a smile, but we just take cash!
16:21Wait, that doesn't sound right.
16:23It's hard to come up with something on the spot.
16:26Explosion!
16:27I am Arue, she who will master advanced magic and wield an authorial pen.
16:32My personal development exceeds that of all other students.
16:35Damn your developments!
16:37They're huge!
16:39Arue's the only one who's got the hang of it.
16:42Okay, Yunyun.
16:43You give it a shot.
16:44Yes, sir.
16:46Um...
16:46Well, I...
16:48I'm the chief's daughter and I came here to...
16:51You can't be shy when you do this.
16:53Mastering self-declaration is the key to mastering crimson demon combat.
16:58Sorry, sir, but it's so embarrassing.
17:00I've never heard a crimson demon utter such nonsense!
17:05This is highly irregular!
17:08What's wrong?
17:09Nothing.
17:18Teacher, I'm not feeling very well, so is it okay if I sit out of pee again today?
17:23Are you kidding?
17:24Do you know how important today's lesson is?
17:26I won't let you fake illness just to get out of it.
17:29It's happening, the Awakening!
17:31The entity inside me will take control if we don't do something!
17:35Oh no, I've seen this before.
17:37Megamine, if you can still hear me, is the thing within you trying to come forth into this world?
17:42I see.
17:43So be it, then.
17:44You can go and rest right over there.
17:46Be strong.
17:47Just keep the seal intact.
17:48Right, you got it.
17:50I'll go do that.
17:54Union, it would appear that I am suddenly bereft of a partner.
17:58Would you like to work together?
17:59Yeah, sure.
18:00That sounds great.
18:03Um, watch out, because someday I'm gonna be chief of our village.
18:08I mean, maybe I will be.
18:11Why don't you just bluff about it for now?
18:13What do you mean?
18:16Stare.
18:19Here, then like that.
18:27Master, it's raining!
18:29Yes, of course.
18:30The moon, which is the source of all magic power, is at its apex today.
18:34As a result, my strength has been heightened to an incredible degree.
18:37Or maybe just admit you don't know how to stop it!
18:40The headmaster's beloved bed of tulips is being washed away, if that's of any consequence to you.
18:45Really?
18:46Wait, no!
18:49Oh, no, oh, no!
18:50Okay, new assignments, everyone!
18:52Catch those tulips so I don't lose my job!
18:54He said that out loud.
18:59Well, I'm gonna go see the nurse for my time-ake.
19:01Quit the act!
19:02You get over here and help!
19:08Hey, Union, it's gonna do rain!
19:12Damn it.
19:14Wait!
19:14The seal!
19:15It must have broken!
19:16This rainstorm was caused by a dark god!
19:19You're blaming a god?
19:30What did we just go through?
19:32How can this be considered educational?
19:34It would be easier if we could just use magic.
19:37For real, though.
19:38I can't wait till we get to learn, son.
19:41Tell me about it.
19:43I mean, one good explosion spell on this would have been salt.
19:46Huh?
19:47It doesn't matter.
19:49Hmm.
19:50You know, Megumin.
19:51Sure they called it a joke, but I think that just depends on who's using it.
19:57Don't be so friendly.
19:59You're supposed to be my rival, aren't you?
20:02Oh, yeah, that's right!
20:04You and I are bitter rivals competing to master magic!
20:07I might have come in second during exams, but next time I'm gonna...
20:10Yeah, sure.
20:11Why won't you take me seriously?
20:34Explosion magic.
20:36It's just a joke?
20:39No.
20:40I know what I saw that day.
20:43That light.
20:53Hey, kid.
20:54Stand back.
20:56This is dangerous.
21:07You need to rest a little longer.
21:09My other half.
21:11I'm sorry, but this world is too peaceful for you to step into at the moment.
21:17Rest within the primordial flame, cloaked by the smoke of supremacy.
21:23Explosion!
21:53Fluid
22:06Oh
22:42Oh
22:55Oh
23:26Oh
23:27Oh
23:27Megumin
23:28We don't know any magic yet, but they're making us practice combat
23:31I need one good blow to slay my enemies
23:33That's allowed? Oh no, a block of gargoyles is flying in!
23:36Has the seal and the dark god been broken?
23:38Next time, we'll target your heart with an-
23:40EXPLOSION
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