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00:04I swear, I was just delivering a letter. I didn't know this would happen.
00:09Egumin, what should we do?
00:13Oh, stop worrying.
00:15Cause knowing Father Zesta, I bet he's loving his interrogation with that Lady Knight right now.
00:20It'd be rude to spoil his fun, right?
00:25So instead, would you two want to help me with collecting a few votes? I'm willing to pay you for
00:29your labor.
00:31What are the votes for?
00:33Sen! It's a Sen! Father Zesta colluding with the Devil King's army!
00:38I beg you all, for our next pawns if we must ensure someone more faithful, like myself, commit now and
00:45get a free vial of holy water at 10,000 heiress value.
00:49If elected, as head of the access order, I'll enact the following promises.
00:54First, the legalization of polyandry.
00:57Second, the eligible age to be married shall soon be lowered even further.
01:01And third, I will even allow siblings if they love each other!
01:05Please, vote for the greater good! Vote for me!
01:07Don't listen to him! Vote for me!
01:09Me! No, no, vote for me instead!
01:10No, me! You should vote for me!
01:11For the greater good!
01:12They certainly didn't wait very long, did they?
01:14No, no, no, no, no!
01:17Correct!
01:23No, no, no...
01:43Let's wait for a second.
01:44Let's go through the eyes of the sky.
01:47Let's try to paint the same way.
01:51Let's see what's going on in the sky.
01:55Let's see what's going on in the sky.
01:57only to accept that it will be
01:59It's a star-spangled banner,
02:02that will be a star-spangled banner.
02:09Oh
02:41Oh
02:51I'm so exhausted
02:53Where do these acts as faithful get all their energy? I want to go back home to the crimson demon
02:59village
03:01I'm back
03:03I brought you some ice-cold jelly slime enjoy
03:08What kind of creepy drink is this it's an arc and retia delicacy known for its smooth texture try it
03:15you'll love it
03:17These two are on me you're welcome a little bonus to thank you for helping me out and if both
03:22of you join the access set
03:25You know the rest at this point now that we've gotten to sabotage some of the nominees
03:30Let's head over and talk to the inns that filed the complaints
03:34Really miss whatever leaf you want to investigate after all
03:37Call me big sis cecily
03:39Well if sister really is innocent then that would mean being weighed down day after day by a guilty conscience
03:45for union
03:46Oh
03:48Union you are just too adorable you must have felt so responsible for everything but unsure of what to do
03:54about it
03:54I
03:56Hear me if thou art feeling troubled focus on life's joys instead
04:01Let the path of least resistance flow so freely like water with no restraints let your instincts guide your actions
04:10and
04:10And please call me big sis cecily
04:21Ah
04:22Ah
04:22Ah
04:23It's jelly slime
04:25What the heck is going on?
04:27So the devil kings forces supposedly did this?
04:30I don't get it
04:31Why would they want to pour slime mix into the hot springs?
04:34Yeah this is too stupid for me
04:36Can I leave?
04:37Hang on
04:37It may be stupid
04:39But if this is really what's wrong with the hot springs, then...
04:43I suppose you have a point.
04:45Feast your eyes!
04:46Here's where spring water from the mountains is collected before it flows to all the inns!
04:51And of course, since the Axis Order runs it, we get to enjoy the perks!
04:55We can pretty much do whatever we want around town!
04:58So in other words, your order's pretty awful.
05:00And based on the reports going around, all of the strangeness began after Father Zesta visited this place.
05:06It seems that way.
05:09I'm starting to think he may be guilty after all.
05:12Maybe, but there's still a level of uncertainty, so let's make sure we have evidence.
05:16Right, you probably shouldn't assume he's guilty.
05:22Are you ladies with the Axis sect?
05:25You're late. We already recovered the evidence from the scene.
05:28You have it in that bag?
05:31Yeah, a ton of jelly slime mix.
05:34Ah!
05:36Eyewitnesses confirmed they saw Father Zesta carrying this bag around.
05:40I don't see any way out of this for him.
05:42Maybe so.
05:43Hm?
05:44But that's a pretty ridiculous thing to do, even for Father Zesta.
05:47Yeah.
05:47I mean, if you wanted to ruin the hot springs, why didn't he just poison them instead?
05:52Poison?
05:53Hmm.
05:54The truth is, when someone tells you the Axis cult is behind a thing like this, suddenly it makes a
05:59lot more sense.
06:02I mean, Father Zesta is definitely a strange man, but he didn't actually seem evil.
06:08Drinking this straight from the faucet ought to be clean enough, right?
06:11I know!
06:12Any of you have a mug or something, and then one of you can chill it with the spell Freeze!
06:18Ugh, the Axis cult.
06:24What do you think?
06:25Is Zesta involved with the Devil King's army?
06:28Because it doesn't seem that way to me.
06:31Hm?
06:31Ugh.
06:34Even she's feeling down about this.
06:37They said I couldn't drink any because it was evidence.
06:41But why would that matter?
06:42There was so much!
06:43What a waste!
06:45Ugh.
06:46Look, what's done is done, and nothing's gonna change that.
06:49I'm sure he'll be back and better than ever after he serves his time.
06:53I think the penalty for conspiracy to commit treason is death.
06:59Well, if all it took were an apology, wouldn't that put you all out of a job?
07:03You accused me, the head of the Axis religious order, of such heinous crimes!
07:09Me!
07:09To think I would collude with demoniacal forces!
07:13Are you mad?
07:14I'm so sorry.
07:15Please, that's all I can say.
07:17Really?
07:17Father Zesta!
07:18Is that?
07:19Why if it isn't Cecily?
07:22Ah, you were waiting here devotedly for my release, weren't you?
07:26Huh?
07:27Release?
07:28Of course!
07:29Are you really that shocked?
07:30It should be obvious that I would never commit such a foolish crime.
07:34Right?
07:35Now tell them!
07:37It's true.
07:38Our arrest of the Honorable Father Zesta was an unseemly mistake.
07:42And for that mistake, we offer sincere apologies!
07:47Our deepest apologies, Father Zesta!
07:49Forgive us!
07:50Oh yes, almost forgot.
07:52That smug-looking prosecutor in glasses who showed up with that lie-detecting magic device.
07:57I would like you to let her know how truly grateful I am.
08:01After all, she's the one who cleared these suspicions right up.
08:05And seeing her cool, confident face welling up with tears was quite a nice little treat for me.
08:12If I had my druthers for an insult such as this, I'd have you begging down at my feet, giving
08:18my toes a good licking.
08:20But in my magnanimity, I'll let you off easy this time.
08:25I-I understand. Thank you. For your generosity-
08:32Alas, if only your brain...
08:35...was even half as big as those breasts of yours!
08:44Zesta was released, but this doesn't actually solve the real problem at hand, does it?
08:49The fact remains that somebody out there has been pouring that powder into the hot springs.
08:54Indeed. Hmm.
08:59Huh?
09:14She followed us here for you? That's devotion.
09:18We meet again.
09:21Well, you certainly gave me the slip last time.
09:26What is this? Do you- do you know that scandalously clad vixen?
09:31Appearing in the middle of town like this? That's awfully bold of you.
09:34Or are you just that desperate to take Chomusuke?
09:37Miss Megumin, what exactly is your relationship with this woman?
09:41And why is she flaunting her bosom so brazenly?
09:44I'm afraid there aren't any meddling townsfolk to save you now.
09:47I'd normally crush the two of you and be done with it.
09:50But since Lady Woolbox seems so attached, I'll-
09:53Miss Megumin, tell me, please!
09:54I must know why she's bearing her body like such a shameless Jezebel!
09:58And yet, she wears that robe as if it's actually covering anything!
10:02The indecency!
10:04But still, for how indecent it is, there's a razor-sharp aesthetic edge to it.
10:08Like the transgressive thrill from seeing a raincoat over a swimsuit-
10:12Would you knock it off?!
10:13Who the hell are you, anyway?! Leave!
10:16I wouldn't provoke her anymore if I were you, Zesta.
10:19You don't want her as your enemy, too.
10:21She followed us all the way here in pursuit of this little furball.
10:24Oh? She's after Chomusuke?
10:26That's a rather whimsical motivation for such a femme fatale type.
10:30Could you two leave it for another time?
10:32I think... I think you're just making her even angrier.
10:37All right, Worms, if you want to spare yourself some pain, then-
10:40And what should I do if I want you to hurt me?!
10:42What do I do then?
10:43Father Zesta!
10:45Fine, then pain you shall have!
10:48Fireball!
10:52Oh, she's a demon girl.
10:56Reflect.
11:04Well, I can't believe I thought you were just some old freak.
11:08That was impressive.
11:11What's going on?!
11:13No way! The old pervert did that?!
11:17A demon girl. She's a demon.
11:21From orcs to ogres, my taste doesn't discriminate.
11:25But demon girls, the commandments of the Axis Order expressly forbid any appreciation of them.
11:30I must be strong.
11:33So, what exactly could a human priest hope to do against me?
11:37He can easily destroy you right where you stand.
11:49Such a sense of humor.
11:51I'm a servant of the great dark god Wolbach.
11:54You-
11:54Sacred Highness Exorcism!
12:03I beg your pardon, Miss Demon Girl.
12:08Let me introduce myself. I am the head of the Holy Order of Axis.
12:13Yes, that's right. I am the Archpriest Zesta!
12:17Likewise. I am also a faithful member of the Axis Order, the beautiful priest Cecily.
12:22Well, Cecily, it seems that Demon Girl is the perpetrator behind this whole mess.
12:27I believe you're right, Father Zesta.
12:29We have before us the very reason you endured that embarrassing ordeal.
12:34Huh?! Ordeal?!
12:35What are you talking about?! What's going on?!
12:38I've done nothing but look for Lady Wolbach the whole time I've been here!
12:49Don't let her flee! After her! In the good name of the Axis Church!
12:54We must make her rule the day she was ever born a demon girl!
12:58Yes, sir! All demons.
13:01Must die!
13:04This time I'll let you run!
13:07It's a demon heart!
13:15What was that?
13:16Don't ask me. I have no idea.
13:20Tie her up!
13:21So, I guess that's that. We're all done?
13:25Well, it's hard to say, but I'd rather not think about the Axis sect anymore.
13:33What's next for you now that we're finished here?
13:36I'm headed for the town of Axel after this.
13:38You see, I heard there's someone there who's an explosion magic user.
13:43Axel, you said?
13:45Uh, I'm heading out there too!
13:47I thought I could start training against weak monsters and what better place to be, right?
13:51Really, isn't that a coincidence?
13:53Go on ahead without me, then.
13:55I'll try and catch up with you sometime.
13:57You know, once I've earned enough money for the trip.
13:59Huh?
14:01Uh, well, really, I'm not in a rush or anything, so...
14:05Uh, I know.
14:06I think I'll stay and do a bit of sightseeing around town.
14:09And then I'll start heading off to Axel.
14:13Hmph.
14:14Oh, Miss Megumi. I didn't expect you to still be here.
14:17That demon was a slippery one.
14:20I enjoyed seeing her tears so much I kept only grazing her with my magic and she managed to escape.
14:26You don't seem very sad about it to me.
14:29What?
14:29Don't be ridiculous.
14:30I'm positively beside myself with frustration.
14:34Now then, Miss Megumi, I've something for you.
14:38Hm?
14:42For me? What is it?
14:44It'll cover the cost of a coach trip to Axel.
14:47What?
14:48With the methods you taught me for recruiting new church members, why, I'm certain they will be fruitful beyond measure.
14:55In fact, I could even see them becoming an attraction for the town.
14:59Consider that coach fair as my thanks.
15:03What are your plans today? Leaving already?
15:05As late as it is now, I believe there should still be one last departure for Axel.
15:10Huh?
15:12I can just go to Axel?
15:15In that case, I want to get there as soon as possible and tell her all about what's happened.
15:21Then I'll find some companions and unleash the explosion magic I've always dreamed of!
15:27I'm leaving, as soon as I can!
15:28Huh?
15:29Oh, Yunyun, you were going to do some sightseeing first, right?
15:33Oh well, then I guess I'll be heading over to Axel before you get there.
15:37Wait, hold on!
15:39Uh, maybe I've, uh, changed my mind about all that!
15:42Then besides, if you go now and start training before I do, you'll have a total advantage!
15:48Hmm...
15:48Miss Megumi, since it is quite late, why don't you stay just for the night?
15:52Huh?
15:53There are many from our order who would still like to give you their regards.
15:57Now that you mention it, that's a good point!
16:00What am I supposed to do?
16:02You could even stay here for another week if you're interested!
16:05Oh, that might be fun!
16:18The water's nice, right Megumin?
16:21I'm bathing with Aloli!
16:24Hehehehe!
16:25So you wanna tell me what that looks about?
16:27You've got a big predatory threatening thing going on!
16:30And where am I supposed to look? We're cramped here in this little bath!
16:34Right?
16:34Well just know, if anyone tries something weird with me, I always fight back!
16:39How cute!
16:41Oh, actually, there was one thing I wanted to tell you in private...
16:49Huh?
16:50Huh?!
16:50You're saying Zesta did it after all?!
16:52Uh-huh, that's right!
16:54Turns out while he was cleaning, he mixed up the baking soda with the slime mix accidentally!
16:59You've gotta be kidding me!
17:01So I suppose in the end it actually had nothing to do with demons at all!
17:05But promise you'll keep this between us, okay?
17:08Cause I want exclusive dibs on this juicy piece of blackmail!
17:12Well, it doesn't really matter now anyway, does it?
17:18You're, uh, awfully close!
17:20This bath is just so tiny, I don't know where else to go!
17:24As tight as they are!
17:26Allegedly these little things cost quite a fortune to dig!
17:30Hmm...
17:30From what I hear, they hired this skilled mage who created all the holes in the ground with rupture magic!
17:37See? Every bath is the same perfect little ring shape!
17:40Did you say rupture magic?
17:42That's right!
17:43I heard that they wanted to make more spacious baths, but alas!
17:48You know, Miss...
17:50Hmm? What is it?
17:51And do you know what I would just love, instead of calling me Miss, if you said Big Sister Cecily
17:57in an adoring voice?
17:58Listen, Miss!
17:59You said you wanted a bigger bath, right?
18:03Hmm? That would be nice!
18:05But why do you ask? And why do your eyes look all sparkly like that?
18:11Hmph!
18:13I'll make one! With explosion magic!
18:16Uh-huh?
18:17Now what do you say? Is it okay if I make the largest bath this city's ever seen?
18:22Oh, well, uh...
18:24Why not? Of course you can!
18:26Because after all, in the Axis Order, we follow the tenet that anything goes!
18:31So long as it isn't illegal!
18:33So follow your heart's desire, and fire away with all your magic!
18:40Miss, are you ready?
18:41No! Big Sister Cecily!
18:43All right, Miss! Here it goes!
18:52I've been holding back the entire time I've been in Arcan Rettia!
19:00Explosion!
19:32I must say, I never would have guessed you were someone who could use explosion magic.
19:37And now, once again, I'm in your debt, Miss Megumin.
19:41Think of the possibilities! With a bath this big, we can fit everyone in the Order all at once!
19:46There'll be no mixed bathing, Father Zesta!
19:50Well, even so, don't be a stranger. Next time you're in town, make sure you come and visit us!
19:56Yeah, I will!
19:57Once I've found companions, if we ever talk about wanting to go on a vacation, now I know the perfect
20:03place!
20:05May the Divine Aqua watch over you, and protect you while on your journey.
20:11Blessing!
20:17Oh, pardon!
20:19Zesta, could you cast that on me?
20:22I mean, all his troubles did start with that letter you brought, Yunyun.
20:26No fair! That's not my fault!
20:29Huh?
20:31But, I didn't do enough to earn something like this.
20:35It's okay. Take it. I've got a feeling you'll need it someday soon.
20:40Now come on, don't be difficult. There's no need to be so considerate.
20:53You put those to good use in Axel-
20:55Oh!
20:58Last call for Axel! The coach will be leaving shortly!
21:03See ya!
21:04Hey, wait for me!
21:13The coach is now rolling out! Next stop, Axel!
21:21The town for beginning adventurers. Axel. I'll make it my base of operations as I gather companions.
21:30Ideally, I'd like a party that's on my level, full of advanced classes.
21:35A reliable, courageous leader. A sturdy, frontline fighter. A benevolent healer.
21:42And me, the one who analyzes encounters with her brilliant mind, then brings us all to certain victory with a
21:50single spell!
21:55Oh!
22:16Oh!
22:19Oh!
22:21Oh!
22:21Oh!
22:25Oh!
22:26Oh!
22:27Oh!
22:31Oh!
23:04Yuki o dasu, yuki o dasu, aki ni wa
23:08Oh, yuki o dasu, yuki o dasu
23:14Yuki o dasu, yuki o dasu
23:32Eksplosion magic
23:32Wait, no, you'll kill us all
23:34Let me do it, please let me do it
23:36Next time we'll dig up your secrets with an
23:39Eksplosion
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