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00:01Now that I've mastered explosion magic, the time has finally come to inform the world of my greatness!
00:08Yes, let the smoke from my explosion be a signal to the world's mightiest!
00:18Please, wait a second! If I could just have another chance!
00:21Sorry, no. I'd rather not have my shop go up in a cloud of smoke.
00:26But I did exactly what you asked me to do! I need this job!
00:30I'm begging you to reconsider! I'm running out of options here! Please, don't turn me away!
01:25Thank you!
01:29Thank you!
01:29Wow wowけどもしながらも
01:41歩き続けたくて amianeこのだらけでもいいよ始まりの
01:44esas旅立ちの
01:54seo何階だって最高の夢描き続けて
01:56Stay free.
02:26Ha! It's only a matter of time before a battle arises that requires my talent.
02:31I must sharpen my fangs until then.
02:33See ya.
02:34If you need any help, be sure to let me know.
02:37As long as it's not financial.
02:39Since we're both neats, after all.
02:46I am not a neat and never have been.
02:48A neat refers to a failure who has no intention of working.
02:52Someone who wants to find a job but can't doesn't fit that description.
02:55Right.
02:56I am a job hunter.
03:00Hello, I'm home!
03:03Welcome back!
03:05And I'm hungry, big meat sis!
03:16It's the Mad Exploder!
03:18The Devil King's army is attacking!
03:20Dammit! He won't escape tonight!
03:36The End
03:37Megumi!
03:37There you are!
03:40It's too early for you to be this loud.
03:42Have you ever considered you might be a nuisance to your neighbors?
03:45You're the last person who should be saying something like that after last night's explosion!
03:49What would I know about that?
03:51I heard the Devil King's army said it off.
03:53Don't play dumb!
03:54Funny how you got rejected by every job you applied to yesterday and then BOOM!
03:58What do you mean? Are you seriously trying to accuse me right now?
04:02Unbelievable!
04:03I thought we were Friends Union! I'm hurt!
04:07How dare you can't just pull the friend card and accept me to turn a flight nine to your antics!
04:11Okay! Message received! Now please stop scrambling my poor brain!
04:17What's wrong with you? You can't fire off explosion magic in the village for no reason!
04:21I am not the one at fault here! Society is to blame for not being able to utilize my talent!
04:26That excuse is getting old! You need to stop thinking you're gonna get rich quick and start actually working to
04:31save money like the rest of us!
04:32I tried my best, okay? But nothing I do works!
04:38Oh well, I guess I understand. I've got a few ideas I think you should try.
04:43Huh? Don't look at me like that! All I want is for you to stop blowing things up to let
04:47off steam!
04:48Come on, let's get going!
05:18We'll be right back to how to recover!
05:19I'm fine!
05:19I never want to see another potato again!
05:27I refuse to endure this torture!
05:29Look at me! I'm supposed to be a prodigious mage!
05:32There are as many adventurers as there are stars in the sky thirsting for my talent!
05:36How is this the life I'm living right now?
05:41How much longer do I have to stay trapped in this little village?
05:44Oh Megumin, I'll do my best to find different jobs with better pay, alright?
05:49So please don't give up just your-
05:51Yunyun, I have a question I want to ask you.
05:54What is it?
05:55I was just wondering if you'd like to go on a date?
06:00Huh?
06:04EXPLOOOOOOTION!
06:12ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER NICE EXPLOSION!
06:16What are you even doing?
06:18It's all part of my usual routine. I need to use my explosion magic once a day, every single day,
06:23or I'll die.
06:24You're stupid! Why are you like this?
06:26Okay, you can carry me home now.
06:29What?!
06:29As things stand, I'm pretty much as helpless as a newborn baby.
06:33So carry me, please.
06:35If you don't stop being ridiculous, I'm going to murder you!
06:40What are the two of you doing out here in the middle of the night?
06:43Is that Bukurori?
06:45Oh, uh, what brings you out here?
06:47Didn't you girls hear all that noise just a few moments ago?
06:50I thought it might be the mad exploder, so I rushed over as fast as I could.
06:53Did you catch sight of them anywhere?
06:55Also, why is Megumin lying on the ground?
06:58Well, that's because she-
07:00What I mean is-
07:01Did I see them? I did!
07:03Union and I were gaining levels by fighting monsters in the woods when all of a sudden
07:07we encountered the mad exploder.
07:09With the strength they wielded, I'm certain they must be one of the Devil King's enforcers.
07:13We battled valiantly, but they escaped our grass somehow.
07:16So that's why you look so pathetic. They must have been a fearsome foe indeed.
07:20Yes, a demon most likely. A demon woman, actually, with gigantic horns and a body built for sin.
07:27How can't you lie through her teeth like that?
07:37I'm spent.
07:39Anyway, for tomorrow, I, um...
07:43Right. If you could help me go job hunting tomorrow, that'd be great.
07:46Of course! See ya!
07:52Oh, Union.
08:01Hey, chill, Miss Gay. I'm home.
08:04What's that look for?
08:08There you go. How's that?
08:10You like scritches?
08:12You're a needy little thing, aren't you?
08:14How about-
08:15Ow! Okay, I get it! Not there! Not there!
08:18Yeah!
08:20Please pardon the late intrusion. Is anyone home at the moment?
08:24The door's open! Come in!
08:34So, who are you exactly?
08:41It has been a long journey, but at last I have found you, my glorious mistress.
08:48I learned the seal had been broken, so I came as quickly as I could.
08:54My name is Arnas. I will serve as an extension of your will, dedicating my very being to your protection.
09:03Of course, I sensed that a day like this would come eventually.
09:08The Age of Chaos draws near with every breath. Now attend me, my faithful servant!
09:16I appreciate what you've done, but I don't have any idea who you are.
09:21Please just leave the care of my mistress to me.
09:23What? You mean that whole speech had nothing to do with me?
09:26It did not.
09:27Who are you pledging allegiance to, then?
09:29The one on top of you.
09:35Oh, her.
09:36She who rules sloth and violence, my glorious mistress. Come, let us away.
09:44I don't think she's very interested. You should go now.
09:47Now wait just a minute!
09:49Lady Wolbach, don't you recognize me? It's me, Arnas!
09:52Come, we must go home!
09:53You can't imagine the horrors I've endured trying to locate you!
09:57You are so stubborn. If she doesn't want to go, she doesn't want to go. You've got to accept that.
10:02I'm grateful you've cared for her in my absence. Let me reward your kindness.
10:06No need. Chumusuke is a beloved family member. You can't expect money to be enough.
10:13I only have 300,000 heiress with me at the moment.
10:16300,000?!
10:18Please forgive me. I know it's a rather paltry sum.
10:21It's fine! Go ahead and take her with you right now!
10:24I truly appreciate it!
10:26Okay, go with your new guardian like a good dark mistress! We both had fun while it lasted!
10:31Let go!
10:32You know what? My mistress seems rather reluctant to leave.
10:36You two should say your goodbyes. I'm happy to come back tomorrow.
10:42Sounds good. See you then.
10:46It's a promise. Have a good night.
10:54Yeah, so today is going to be Chumusuke's last day staying with us.
10:58Did you seriously just flat out sell her? But you've been inseparable from that cat! Unbelievable!
11:04You don't get it! I've been so torn up about the whole thing! It sucks! But I want the 300
11:10,000 heiress!
11:12I have returned to retrieve my mistress now, as I promised I would.
11:16Miss Ornis!
11:19Um, ma'am, why'd you just call the cat your mistress?
11:23Please, no. I am truly in your debt for caring for her in my absence.
11:27However, any further questions in this line would be unwise.
11:32Now, Lady Wolbach, let's be on our way.
11:37Ow! Please, mistress! This isn't time for our-
11:40Let's play!
11:40Chumusuke, calm down!
11:49You're a demon?
11:51It seems my secret is out.
11:53A high-ranking one, too.
11:55What business do you have with us?
11:57You need not worry. I have come for Lady Wolbach and nothing more.
12:01Hand her over without any trouble, and you will not be harmed. I promise you.
12:07You're not foolish enough to trust the words of a demon.
12:09Yeah, she's right! The minute we hand over Chumusuke, you're probably going to have her for lunch!
12:14Ridiculous. Demons never break our promises.
12:21Break promises. Promises!
12:25Hey, are you okay?
12:30What?
12:40It's not great tea.
12:44Thank you, though. And I apologize for losing my composure.
12:49Um, are you alright?
12:52Yes. I'm beginning to feel better.
12:54It seems like you've been through a lot more stress than you're used to.
12:58Yeah. Lately, it seems as though I've been trapped in this bizarre energy field.
13:03Energy field?
13:05Yes. Something about it seems to attract men that are like crystallized embodiments of trash.
13:10I've been lied to, betrayed, and had every promise made to me broken!
13:14At this point, I've basically gotten used to it. The bitter taste of deception, I mean.
13:21I see. Well, that's...
13:23But it's fine!
13:24Now, I've finally been reunited with my mistress!
13:27At long last, I can put those tearful days behind me!
13:30Join me, Lady Wolbach! It's time for us to go!
13:34I think Chomusuke doesn't want to go. Maybe you should consider moving on with that.
13:39What? Are you humans breaking yet another promise?
13:42Not exactly.
13:44Hey! Sorry to interrupt, Megumin.
13:47Bukurori!
13:48What are you doing here?
13:49Huh. I could feel this extremely attractive energy calling to me and couldn't stay away.
13:55Not again. I can feel it. I sense the energy of an extremely trashy man!
14:00Hey, Megumin. Is this demon the mad exploder that's been causing trouble?
14:05Huh? That's right! She's the one you're after!
14:07Huh?
14:08Of course came back to take revenge on my friends, did you, you fiend?
14:11But what are you talking about?
14:13Assemble, my crimson bestial brethren! Now's the time to bear your piercing banks!
14:20What are you doing? You realize this is where I live, don't you?
14:23I feel them! The trash men come!
14:29Onward! Follow the energy resonating with the abysmal depths of ourselves, my brothers!
14:34We're on the way to save you all, my precious students!
14:39I sense it. A horde of worthless men is approaching!
14:44No more! I can't take it!
14:49Not so fast!
14:59I'm cursed upon humanity! And death to all the worthless men in the world!
15:12That poor demon. I kind of feel bad for her.
15:16But at least she didn't take Chomusuke away.
15:18Yeah. I was wondering, do you think you could take care of Chomusuke at your place for a while?
15:24Huh? Why would you ask me to do that?
15:26I'm considering heading out on my journey starting tomorrow.
15:29Wait, but what about the money?
15:33I'm sure this will cover the cost of teleportation.
15:35That's so mean! After all that, you're still gonna spend it?
15:39Crimson demons are meant to be alone, but I'm sure you and I will meet again if it's fated to
15:43happen.
15:44Do your parents know you're leaving?
15:46I told them a long time ago I would go on a journey when the time was right, so it
15:50shouldn't come as a surprise.
15:51But still...
15:53You could take your time before you go.
15:56This is so sudden...
15:59Actually, no it isn't at all.
16:02I've been waiting for over half a year.
16:07I'll ask again. Would you take care of this furball for me?
16:19Megumin, once you find that mysterious roped woman, you'll come back to the village, won't you?
16:24No, probably not. Once I'm out in the world and find myself some reliable companions,
16:30I may as well slay the Devil King and ascend his throne while I'm at it.
16:33I'll make you one of my generals once I've accomplished that.
16:36That won't happen! Then why don't we always have to be the bad guys?
16:41You're going to become village chief once you've finally mastered advanced magic, yeah?
16:45That's right. But I'm pretty sure I've still got a long while before that's going to happen.
16:53Anyway, so...
17:02All right then, Yunyun. I wish my self-proclaimed rival good luck.
17:06But if you wait until after I've conquered the world to try and become one of my generals,
17:10it'll be too late. I would never ask for that. If you really become the Devil King,
17:15I'll have to come and defeat you. Okay, see you then. Yeah, see you then.
17:29Oh, hey Megumin! Just wait right there!
17:40Oh, hey Megumin!
17:40Oh, hey Megumin!
17:41Oh, hey Megumin!
17:41Oh, hey Megumin!
17:52Komiko, if anything happens when I'm not here, then tell the grown-ups about it right away, you got it?
17:57Yes, big sis.
17:59You might seem kind of lame, but you can talk to Bukurori if you need help with something.
18:04You won't have anything better to do anyway.
18:06Yes, big sis.
18:07And if you get lonely, you should go visit Yunyun.
18:11I'm sure she'll be glad to see you. Besides, she'll probably be even lonelier than you are, honestly.
18:16So you should check on her from time to time.
18:19Yes, big sis.
18:20Komiko, you're the smartest little sister in the world.
18:32Good luck, big sis. I wish you'd be the strongest ever.
18:36You got it, Komiko. You can consider that a promise.
18:39One day, I'll be renowned as the most powerful mage in all the universe.
18:44Beat up the Devil King.
18:45Uh, the Devil King, huh? Well...
18:48You gotta beat him.
18:50I'll do my best.
18:52Sis?
18:53What is it?
18:55Come home soon, okay?
19:06She should be here any time now.
19:09Hey, what kept you?
19:10Maybe think about the people who are waiting on you.
19:14You've got nothing better to be doing?
19:16How about trying to say thank you for once in your life?
19:20Yunyun won't be here. She had to discuss something with her parents.
19:23I see.
19:25Wait, aren't you disappointed?
19:26Not really.
19:27You wouldn't admit it anyway.
19:29Whatever. Here, take this.
19:31What's that?
19:32Oh, just a little gift to say goodbye.
19:35Funifura's dad made it.
19:36I'll take good care of it.
19:37Thanks, you guys.
19:39But why did you give it to me?
19:41Some sort of tsundere thing?
19:42Of course not! I just don't like leaving debts unpaid, that's all.
19:46Remember that medicine you made?
19:48It really helped Funifura's brother, and she's grateful.
19:51Huh? You mean your little brother actually was sick?
19:54I seriously thought you just made up a story to steal money from Yunyun.
19:58I wouldn't do something that terrible.
20:00Funifura might be creepily obsessed with her brother, but she's not a bad person.
20:04Hello!
20:06The next gift is from me, and it's a one of a kind.
20:10Whoa, your eye patch?
20:12Wait a sec.
20:12I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've ever seen you take it off.
20:16This is a very big deal!
20:17It's a magic item that helps restrain my power.
20:20I was born with more magic than I could easily control,
20:22so I've worn this to contain it ever since I was young.
20:26And you're gonna give up something like that as a parting gift for Megumin?
20:29Yes, I am. My dream is to become an author.
20:32All I want to do with my life is write stories that make people happy.
20:36I can't wait to hear about your adventures someday, Megumin.
20:40Arui's gift was so meaningful and profound.
20:43It kind of makes the staff seem lame now, doesn't it?
20:48It means a lot to me. These things will always be my treasures.
20:52Good to know. Especially considering that's a simple fashion eye patch with nothing special about it at all.
20:58Hey.
20:59I'm a writer. Making up stories is what we do.
21:02The teleportation to Arcanretia will activate momentarily.
21:06If you're leaving, please get into position.
21:08The teleportation to Arcanretia will activate momentarily.
21:17The teleportation to Arcanretia will activate momentarily.
21:25Have a good journey.
21:29Off I go.
21:36May your journey be blessed.
21:38Teleport!
21:43My name is Megumin.
21:45She was born in the village of Crimson Demons.
21:48And she, who will one day, perfect explosion magic!
21:58I'm excited.
22:01The teleportation to Arcanretia will be born in the house.
22:04I hope that you are born in the house.
22:05But there's a real heart in the house.
22:06You can find that I'm born in the house.
22:09I can find that I'm born in the house.
22:12Every time when you die.
22:13I can find that I feel like it's not enough space to do.
22:15But...
22:19I'm still going to get away from my own
22:28But...
22:29My story is really
22:31A story that is making me feel
22:35I'm still alive
22:38I'm still alive
22:40Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
23:10Yuki-o-dass
23:13Yuki-o-dass, Yuki-o-dass
23:41Yuki-o-dass
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