00:00Camera now recording.
00:32Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:36Your house is a camera.
00:40At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:52And if you're watching at just the right moment,
01:01you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:05Don't play dumb with me.
01:07Oh, my goodness.
01:09Wasn't expecting that to go out of Eric's mouth.
01:13Come join.
01:21The Neighborhood Watch.
01:23You are currently being recorded.
01:48A dad is teaching his son to play a VR game.
01:52Hold the, the...
01:54You got it?
01:54Yeah.
01:56Yeah, nice.
01:56It looks so easy.
01:57Go.
01:58You got it.
02:00Go.
02:00Get it.
02:01Go.
02:01Oh!
02:03Okay, that was my fault.
02:05These boys don't realize that their security camera has anti-tampering features.
02:32A little girl is practicing baseball in her front yard.
02:43A little girl is saying, oh, my God, how far is that?
02:50Did you say that?
02:51No.
02:55I meant you, daddy.
02:56Hi.
02:57I meant you, daddy.
02:58Give him a kiss.
02:59Oh!
03:03Okay, shake it off, shake it off.
03:05I love you, daddy.
03:06Bye.
03:07Bye-bye.
03:10Bye-bye.
03:18This dad in Missouri is about to get caught in the act.
03:26Dad, I know that smile.
03:30You're going to touch mom's butt.
03:33I know that smile.
03:35I know that smile.
03:36I have no idea what you're talking about.
03:39Don't play dumb with me.
03:43We both are a very affectionate couple.
03:47I almost always will pat her butt every time we walk by or anything like that.
03:51If she's cooking or anything like that, I'll come up behind her and, like, be like, oh,
03:55what you cooking?
03:56And kiss her on the cheek and slap her butt and stuff like that.
03:59I know that smile.
04:01You're going to touch mom's butt.
04:04So I wanted to go get honey at the farmer's market.
04:07And I sit down on the steps and he's putting on my shoes.
04:11Dad, you're going to touch mom's butt.
04:13When she came back, I'm like, oh, hi, babe, and gave her a kiss and patted her butt again.
04:18He's all like, and he, like, looked at me and pointed at me.
04:20And he always does the, he always, he always does the little thing with his eyes.
04:24Just like, yeah.
04:26So he's all like, I'm watching you, dad.
04:29You may not think it, but I'm watching you.
04:32I have no idea what you're talking about.
04:35Don't play dumb with me.
04:39I have no clue where he gets some of the phrases he gets.
04:42We call it his 80-year-old man comment.
04:45Don't play dumb with me.
04:47Yeah, tell him you're not going to touch my butt.
04:51I'm not going to touch her butt.
04:54Okay, I know that smile.
04:56You're going to touch her butt.
04:58No, it's just bright out the sun.
05:00It's making me squint a little.
05:03The smile that my dad did when he was squintling, it was like this.
05:13He gets like a little, a little like curve right here.
05:16He has a pretty mischievous look and it's pretty identifiable because Ares has it too.
05:24The sun is making me squint a little.
05:27It makes me laugh even more because the sun is behind me when I'm saying it.
05:32That's pretty much what it is, is we can't get anything past Ares.
05:35I feel like I'm defending myself against him all the time.
05:38He's the police of the house pretty much.
05:40Don't give me a kiss.
05:42No, I think we found the butt slapping police.
05:46You're going to touch mom's butt.
05:51A toddler is in a mischievous mood.
06:01A toddler is in a mischievous mood.
06:30Someone in this dog's family left important papers out in the open.
07:01Hi mom.
07:03Say hi to my mom.
07:05Do I have to pray?
07:06Ring-a-ding-ding-ding.
07:07Oh, do you need?
07:08Ring-a-ding-ding-ding.
07:12Oh, sorry, we're too drunk.
07:15Ring-a-ding-ding.
07:15Hi, Mom.
07:17Hi.
07:17Hi, Mommy.
07:18Shh.
07:18Thanks.
07:19Thanks.
07:20I'll get there, sorry.
07:24You are currently being recorded.
07:27A boy playing in his yard makes a destructive decision.
07:43It looks good.
07:46Evelyn, want a beer?
07:49No.
07:50If you want, we can take one with us.
07:54There's so many different flavors.
07:57Hey, I want a beer.
07:59An overloaded boy sees something on his shoe.
08:04You're okay.
08:10You okay?
08:12Yes.
08:15This Californian kid is aimlessly throwing rocks.
08:38Oh, my gosh.
08:42Oh, my gosh.
08:47Recording.
08:51Oh!
08:54Ow!
08:56Ow!
08:57Oh, God.
08:58Look at Anthony.
09:00Put that freaking thing down.
09:02Right there.
09:02Damn.
09:03Damn!
09:03Yeah!
09:05Look at Anthony.
09:07Yeah!
09:10Oh, God.
09:10Oh, God.
09:11Oh, God.
09:15Oh, God.
09:16Oh, God.
09:19Oh my god, please have some f***ing blood.
09:37Thanks.
09:42Wait.
09:57He's so good.
10:08I'm not too intolerant.
10:10Oh.
10:12Oh, that was horrid.
10:14Oh my god.
10:15Oh my god.
10:22This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:40It was during COVID and I had just had a baby, so it was like chaotic and we were stuck
10:46at
10:46home.
10:47Yeah.
10:47And true was potty training.
10:49So I was concentrating on laying stones out, fixated on what I was doing.
10:53I heard him say something to me and I gave him a, yeah, okay, bud, that's fine.
10:58Then it kind of started to register to me that he just said, dad IP and coffee in the same
11:04sentence.
11:05I don't believe you know what happened.
11:07That's exactly the moment it clicked.
11:09When I looked down and I saw dribbles around the cup, then that's when those series of words
11:14really clicked in my head of, oh, what he was trying to tell me is, dad, I peed in your
11:18coffee.
11:20And I said to him, Truett, did you pee in daddy's coffee?
11:25And he kind of had that look of any kid did, like he didn't know if he was in trouble
11:29or
11:29if he did good.
11:31And you know, I think he thought he did good.
11:33I think he really did.
11:34He thought like, yes, I did it.
11:36Yeah.
11:36I think he was definitely proud of himself.
11:38Yeah.
11:38We were just happy he wasn't going in his pants.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So.
11:41Yeah.
11:42Anywhere other than the pants was good.
11:43Obviously the coffee cup wasn't like the ideal spot.
11:46No, no.
11:47Considering it was my drink.
11:48Yeah.
11:49But I dumped the coffee out, took that mug in, gave it a quick rinse, put it in the dishwasher
11:53and got myself a different coffee cup.
11:56One with a lid after that.
12:00Great, buddy.
12:06Are you okay?
12:07I'm okay.
12:35This boy is about to give his brother an important life lesson.
12:39You want to know how to woo all the girls, huh?
12:43He was so confused when I asked him.
12:45Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out.
12:47You want to know how to woo all the girls, huh?
12:57This son is supposed to be helping his father.
13:16In Florida, a boy has some advice for his younger brother.
13:31I'm his older brother, and he was just so confused when I asked him.
13:34I had to ask him like three or four times.
13:46It started at school.
13:48I was really big on Michael Jackson, and I was thinking of his toes up during the Billie
13:53Jean concert, so I tried to recreate that, and my back just went all the way back, and
13:59I just wanted to show him.
14:00Jackson and EJ spend a lot of time together at home.
14:03They joke around a lot.
14:05He's a great big brother.
14:06He's four years younger than me.
14:09He kind of looks up to me, I feel.
14:11EJ, want to know how to woo all the girls?
14:13Huh?
14:15He was like, what the heck?
14:16Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out, regardless of if he was aware.
14:22Look at the food.
14:26Wait.
14:27At first, I heard my mom put it through Facebook, and I was kind of like, oh, bummer.
14:32Facebook is like an old person app.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:35And then I saw it on a bunch of social media platforms.
14:38I was like, oh, my gosh.
14:39I'm kind of like famous.
14:41That's the first year I got a girlfriend, so I guess you could say it worked, but I'm
14:46single right now.
14:47I don't have any type of girlfriend.
14:53You were excited to give me a number just now, right?
14:57Wow.
14:59I do think Jackson's going to be a hit with the ladies.
15:01I think he already is.
15:02I think he doesn't tell me a lot.
15:04And I think EJ's going to be a hit with the girls, too.
15:06He's handsome.
15:08And EJ, are you interested in knowing how to woo all the girls?
15:11Not really, no.
15:18A mob in Denver is busy preparing dinner.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:38Oh, my God.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:41A teen tries to sneak in after curfew.
17:13A camera watches a family prepare for Halloween.
17:17Eberle, Eberle, f**k!
17:32Eberle, you look like Captain America's friend in the first place.
17:37What?
17:38Eberle, Eberle, f**k!
17:41Eberle, f**k!
17:43Eberle, F**k!
17:44Good frikin' safe, bro!
17:46What are you doing?
17:48Oh my God!
17:50Can you believe us?
17:51You're not allowed in it!
17:52Good thing Captain America was here!
18:10This dad put down his phone to work on his truck.
18:25Hey, don't scratch my truck, dude. Don't scratch my truck. Don't scratch it.
18:50These girls are returning a board game.
18:58We're at the store. What are you doing?
19:01Oh, we are just returning this.
19:04Oh, okay. You can do it on the table if you're done playing with it.
19:08Okay. Do you want to leave it on your doorstep or on the table?
19:12Either way. Thank you. That's fine.
19:16Right here.
19:19Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:27Don't let him pee.
19:32Okay.
19:45Bye.
19:48Bye.
19:50Bye.
19:51Bye.
20:06No more, no more, no more, no more, okay, Lucy, stop, Lucy, stop, Lucy, stop, Lucy,
20:33stop, Lucy, stop, Lucy, stop, Lucy, stop, Lucy,
20:48oh, this is gonna rust out, keep it outside, oh, sorry, you okay? Yeah, oh, wow, make sure the ring
21:02caught that one,
21:02oh, sorry, oh, sorry, oh, sorry, oh, sorry, oh, sorry, oh, my God, you don't do that,
21:08I hope so.
21:14Was that you?
21:16You f*****
21:17Drop it in a head.
21:20My man?
21:22My man?
21:23My man?
21:25My man?
21:29MSpace?
21:35Oh, my God.
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