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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 19: After Dark EngSub
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:17Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:21Your house is a camera.
00:25At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:37And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:43Did you really just throw your keys in the gutter?
00:47You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:53Why are you kidding me?
00:55I looked over and I was like, how am I gonna do this?
01:00How am I gonna get him inside?
01:02Come join.
01:07Are you okay?
01:09The Neighborhood Watch.
01:11You are currently being recorded.
01:21God damn it!
02:01What?
02:03A boy walks his dog before going to bed.
02:07A boy walks his dog before going to bed.
02:13The Neighborhood Watch.
02:14How do you do this?
02:27I'm going to bed.
02:29It's over here.
02:29I got to bed.
02:31You're still here.
02:33You're still here.
02:33I want to bed.
02:34I got to bed.
02:34I want to bed.
02:35I want to bed.
02:36It's under the bed.
03:06It was very cool.
03:07It was very exciting. I was pregnant with my second son. I was, I think, five days past due already.
03:13So I was ready to get him out. I was walking up and down the stairs. I was just trying
03:18to do everything I could to get labor going. And it ended up working.
03:26As Erica's mom and I were trying to get Erica to the car, her water broke.
03:32Oh, oh, oh. With my first son, I was in labor for 16 hours. So that's what I was kind
03:42of expecting. I thought we had more time.
03:45I took about three steps. And while I was walking, I had a contraction and delivered his head.
03:55No, he's coming!
03:57I said, he's coming. I'm pushing.
04:01And then your sweet mom said, oh, honey, don't do that.
04:06I called 911. I was like, the moment is here. We need the ambulance here right now.
04:12Oh, he's right here. Oh, my God.
04:15Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
04:18Oh, he's right here.
04:22You would think I would feel so much panic. All I felt in that moment was primal need to do
04:30what's best for my baby.
04:32And in that moment, I knew it's deliver him right here, right now.
04:35The baby's literally coming out right now.
04:37My mom's a pediatric nurse, and she had the foresight to run into the house and get towels.
04:44But that meant it was just me and Aiden.
04:48There's no one else here who is going to catch this baby.
04:53I have to do this right now.
04:56She had another contraction, and then he just shot out.
04:59The baby's coming out of the leg, tell you.
05:02Oh, my God, he's out there.
05:03Oh, my God, he's out there.
05:04I was screaming my lungs off.
05:09I was screaming bloody murder.
05:11Not a single neighbor.
05:14My dad said they saw anything, heard anything.
05:18My dad thinks that we're heading to the hospital.
05:21He was staying here at home to take care of our toddler.
05:25So he went back to bed and didn't even realize all of this happened.
05:30So he was pretty shocked.
05:32Is he all right?
05:33Paramedics probably took about 10 minutes to get there.
05:37From the initial time I called them, the big fire truck shows up, the ambulance shows up.
05:42Are you with the baby?
05:43No.
05:43No?
05:43No?
05:44No?
05:44Great.
05:44No issues.
05:46They let me cut our son's cord.
05:49The paramedics got me on a stretcher, and they were getting me into the ambulance, and that's
05:54when I finally got handed my son and got to hold him for the first time.
05:59And he was beautiful.
06:01And he was beautiful.
06:01He was a miracle.
06:03Oh, my goodness.
06:04Hi.
06:05Hi.
06:07Hi.
06:07The paramedics just guessed what time he was born, so we didn't have an official time
06:12of birth.
06:13And when we were at the hospital, we realized, wait a second, we have the security camera
06:18footage.
06:18We can tell you exactly his time of birth.
06:212, 26 a.m.
06:24And look, here he is.
06:28He's here.
06:29He's six months old.
06:31After his very eventful labor, we threw out everything on the list and came up with a brand
06:38new name, so this is Milagro, which means a miracle in Spanish.
06:45And Milagro's middle name is Air, since he was born in the fresh air.
06:50I think every single birthday, starting with the first, he will watch the video of his child
06:58birth to know what pain his mother went through to bring him here.
07:05Mom, don't call her.
07:07A little boy is playing hide and seek.
07:11He has the box.
07:13I see in the box.
07:16No.
07:18We need to find a pillow.
07:20There we go.
07:24Um, blankets?
07:26What?
07:27Wait, here's my guy!
07:30Wait a minute!
07:31Where is my guy?
07:35Ha, ha!
07:39Are you really in the door, buddy?
07:43No.
07:45I'm in the black box.
07:55A man tries to remove a frog from his doorbell.
08:01You were right.
08:03You're right.
08:04I think you just pissed all over me, too.
08:05Are you dead?
08:06No.
08:07He jumped right on me.
08:09Oh!
08:13Something is hiding in this living room.
08:40No, Amber!
08:42No!
08:44He's eating that man!
08:46This family is looking for a bat that has come inside.
09:03A couple returns home from a wedding.
09:09There was a lot of drinking involved.
09:11I was like, you go ahead and have your fun.
09:13I'm going to drive.
09:14I don't know.
09:16I don't know.
09:18I don't know if I can get out of the car, I had my seatbelt on.
09:24So that's the reason why I fell on my face.
09:27I was thinking, okay, maybe he's going to wake up and maybe he's going to be able to just,
09:31you know, get up and walk inside.
09:33But that definitely wasn't the case.
09:38I looked over at JoJo and I was like, how am I going to do this?
09:42How am I going to get him inside?
09:55My mom lives across the street from us.
09:58And so she was on her way out and she's like, are you sure you don't need any help?
10:02I said, no, I'm good.
10:06I just called up.
10:20I was hoping that he would just grab onto me.
10:25And he didn't have that strong of a grip.
10:28So I just let him hold him.
10:34I had thought about leaving him, but I was like, okay.
10:37Let's try this again.
10:40You dropped me.
10:42No, you're d***ing fell.
10:44He claims I pushed him, which I not.
10:48Or let go or something.
10:49I don't think you remember.
10:51I do not remember anything after falling out of the car.
10:59Babe, come here.
11:02Babe, you're going to take me down the f***ing driveway.
11:05Come here.
11:08So after we got in the house, I finally got him to the couch and he passed out there.
11:15And I said, job done.
11:17I got him in the house.
11:20The next day, he said, I felt like I got beat up.
11:24He said, what did you do to me?
11:26And I said, I didn't do anything to you.
11:29I said, you did it to yourself.
11:32My initial thought was, oh, we have ring cameras outside.
11:35Let me see if it caught it on video.
11:38And he was like, oh, my God.
11:43You better not piss me down the f***er.
11:46We actually have two weddings coming up.
11:48They're both at wineries.
11:49We're definitely going to have to set some ground rules and some limits.
12:19This man's sister is playing a prank on him.
12:25Oh, my God.
12:29Please get out of that thing right now.
12:33Oh, my God.
12:35Are you kidding me?
12:37That was so good.
12:39You've got to be f***ing.
13:05I'm so glad I have cameras.
13:08These kids' parents said they could stay up late, so long as they are in bed by midnight.
13:14What time is it?
13:1611.59.
13:18Oh, f***.
13:33Get out of there.
13:39Get out of there.
13:47Go.
13:57You are being recorded.
13:59A peaceful evening on the porch is about to be interrupted.
14:03Oh, my God.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:16Sally, come on.
14:18Sally.
14:20Other way.
14:23Oh, my God.
14:29No.
14:35Oh, my God.
14:37Oh, f***.
14:40What?
14:40What's that?
14:41What was that?
14:42A rock.
14:44Oh, my God.
14:45How are we going to get you off?
14:47Oh.
14:49Oh.
14:52This man regularly talks in his sleep.
14:55If you were wondering that you're about to run my nightstand over here.
14:58I'm so excited.
14:59And you just can't hide it.
15:01Mm-hmm.
15:02Are you about to lose control?
15:03Because I think I like it.
15:05Mm-mm.
15:06Mm-mm.
15:07Clever, Billy.
15:08Clever.
15:08His sleep talking typically happens anywhere from, like, 2 to 5 in the morning.
15:15I find them to be very funny when I'm not worried about how little sleep I'm getting.
15:21This has been going on for at least 20 years that I know of.
15:24I'd say probably 95% of the time they're just either funny or just straight-up nonsense.
15:29I didn't make up those words.
15:33Those are from a song.
15:35Really?
15:35Can you want me to sing it to you?
15:37No.
15:38Billy sings all the time like he's awake.
15:40If somebody says something, sometimes it'll just trigger that old song from the 80s and I'll just start singing it.
15:47It's not good singing, and I feel sorry for anyone that has to listen to it, but I do call
15:53it song.
15:54He did, because I was not going to do that.
15:56Okay, then sing it to me.
15:57Definitely still not going to do that.
15:59When I'm involved in the sleep shenanigans, as I call them, I love just doing the opposite of whatever he's
16:07either asking me to do or talking about.
16:11So I was egging him on, but Billy is the most stubborn person on the face of this earth.
16:18Billy, you'd do anything for me.
16:20Yeah, I know.
16:21I would marry a turtle for you when I go sing.
16:26He often tells me he would marry a turtle for me or a squirrel.
16:31It's bizarre.
16:32It was probably just the first thing that came into my brain at that time.
16:35I could have said anything.
16:36A turtle just happened to be the lucky animal that day.
16:40Please, Billy.
16:42This is how sin entered the world, from the devil tempting Eve to eat the fruit.
16:49In this scenario, the song is the fruit, and you are the devil.
16:54He still manages to shock me.
16:56Never would have thought he'd come out and call me the devil.
16:59In my defense, I was sleeping.
17:02Do you really think I'm the devil?
17:03Of course not.
17:05Only when you're trying to tempt me to eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
17:11You never would do that.
17:12Oh, I tempt him all the time, yes.
17:15I try very hard to get him to say incriminating things.
17:21Or I try very hard to get him to agree to, say, buy me new shoes.
17:27She tries to extort me for more stuff to make it up to her.
17:31What's last track?
17:32What are we talking about now?
17:33You were going to sing me a song.
17:36I often wish he will just shut up so I can get some sleep.
17:52That's the spider that was on me.
17:54That's the spider.
17:55Oh, he nipped him.
17:56Oh, look at my back.
17:57I have big blood.
17:59Open the...
18:21A boy is about to get a nighttime surprise.
18:35A teen intends to play a prank on his friend.
18:39There's a camera.
18:51Ah, what the hell was that?
19:08This boy is going to water his plants.
19:35I bet you that was caught on video.
20:04This woman thinks she's at a friend's show.
20:15What's going on?
20:17What's going on?
20:17I'm so sorry, walk house.
20:20That's the wrong address.
20:22Sorry.
20:24No, no, it's okay.
20:25You can keep dancing.
20:25It's fine.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:28I'm so sorry.
20:30I'm so sorry.
20:33Y'all good.
20:34Y'all good.
20:35Y'all good.
20:36Two women returning home on Halloween have a message for their neighbor.
20:41We had a great night.
20:44Say hi.
20:45It's fine.
20:46F*** you.
20:49It's going to be a funny one in the morning.
20:52Make sure you tell Alexa that I turn the s***.
21:06Excuse me.
21:09Yes, it's me.
21:10I'm here.
21:14Sorry.
21:29We're going to drop this right now, you little punk.
21:32We're going to drop this right now.
21:34We're going to drop this right now.
21:35We're going to drop this right now.
21:35We're going to drop this right now.
21:35We're going to drop this right now.
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