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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 20: Did That Really Just Happen? EngSub
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:07Thank you, Dad.
00:11Dad!
00:15Hello?
00:16I'm on the doorbell, not your phone.
00:21What do you mean, you're on the doorbell?
00:25Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:27Your house is a camera.
00:32At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:55I'm so sorry.
00:56...you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:03I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that. It was crazy.
01:07Come join.
01:14The Neighborhood Watch.
01:15You are currently being recorded.
01:33A couple is surprised to find their umbrella upside down.
01:36I don't know how that happened.
01:38The chair was knocked over, too.
01:40Do you think it happened...
01:41It didn't happen in the storm last night, did it?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Isn't that odd?
01:45Geez, did we get that big of a gust today?
01:47No.
01:47I never did.
01:52Okay.
01:55The dealer!
01:56Oh, my God.
01:59That just happened.
02:03Something just snuck into this house through an open patio door.
02:07Oh my god!
02:29What the hell?
02:31Are you okay?
02:32Yeah. I couldn't get the car in there.
02:38It's called Big Booty Queen.
02:39This kid has just written
02:41a new rap song.
02:43Ready?
02:44I'm a king with a big booty queen.
02:47We went to Booga King and got a big black powder
02:48heavier than my big booty queen.
02:50Dang, that's crazy.
02:52And then I said, why do you look like a flower
02:54for not 200 days? Get out of my
02:56gap to the guy who worked at Booga King.
02:59And then he said,
03:01my big booty queen is fat.
03:02Then I threw him out of the window
03:04because we don't talk about that guy.
03:07Woo!
03:10Okay.
03:14A couple is about to get a surprise visit.
03:18Being up in western North Carolina,
03:19up in a national rain forest essentially,
03:22we're surrounded by a ton of wildlife.
03:25It's a big appeal for the area.
03:26Just being with nature and never knowing
03:29what you're going to experience.
03:30Right. Every time you walk out the door,
03:32you're something.
03:35I'm just sitting on the couch with my coffee
03:37and my two dogs.
03:42And all I hear is Matt scream like Homer Simpson.
03:46And I'm like, what in the world?
03:50Matt, stop.
03:51Matt, stop.
03:52Matt, stop.
03:53I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that.
03:56It was crazy.
03:57It was just so unexpected that it just,
04:01the initial reaction was just,
04:03is there really a bat inside with us?
04:07My brain was saying, get to the door.
04:09But in the process of that,
04:11the bat was still circling and diving.
04:14It swooped right at my head several times.
04:19Matt, open the f***ing flat door.
04:21I always stay cool in high pressure situations.
04:24It's my superpower.
04:27I just kept saying, Matt, open the door.
04:29And he wasn't.
04:30He was running around screaming.
04:31And so, yes, I was in the lead.
04:34Nobody else was reacting.
04:35So I felt like I had to make up for the dog's lack of reaction
04:38and Jenny's lack of reaction.
04:39Sometimes I call Matt the nuclear reactor.
04:44Matt, let it out.
04:45Come on.
04:50Open the fresh horse.
04:51The more Matt moved,
04:53the more the bat would swoop at just him,
04:55which made me very thankful because I was trying
04:57to contain both of the dogs.
04:59I just had to keep my cool while that bat chased Matt everywhere.
05:01But what I've since learned is that the best thing to do
05:04is actually back yourself up against the wall
05:06because bats really can't see.
05:08All right, it's on the ceiling.
05:13Once I got the door open,
05:14the bat had perched itself up on a beam on our ceiling.
05:18And that was it.
05:19It didn't fly after that.
05:21Where's Jason?
05:22What?
05:23Where's Jason?
05:23Jason is one of the wildlife experts,
05:27kind of who you call if you have squirrels in your attic
05:30or a bear in your crawl space.
05:33How the do you get in here?
05:34I don't know.
05:37We already had called because we knew
05:39we still had a few bats outside.
05:41We were doing some work in our chimneys
05:43and they were coming down our chimney into our screen porch.
05:46But it never occurred to me in a million years
05:49that there was one inside.
05:50I pointed out where the bat was.
05:52We showed it to him and he did his job
05:54and safely removed the bat.
05:58It was a happy ending.
05:59I think if it were to happen again,
06:01maybe a little less shrieking.
06:03But that's what made it look funny.
06:04Right.
06:06Stop!
06:06Stop!
06:09Stop!
06:16Stop!
06:20Stop!
06:22Stop!
06:24Stop!
06:29Stop!
06:29Stop!
06:31Stop!
06:31Stop!
06:33Stop!
06:34Stop!
06:35Stop!
06:37Stop!
06:37Stop!
06:39Stop!
07:02A furniture move becomes family legend.
07:05I have to wait, Max.
07:06I thought, oh, I can balance this.
07:09Let's go.
07:21This delivery guy is looking for a shortcut.
07:37Let's go.
07:38Let's go.
07:48Let's go.
07:51Let's go.
07:59Let's go.
08:01Let's go.
08:02Let's go.
08:20Let's go.
08:23Let's go.
08:34Let's go.
08:39Let's go.
08:52Let's go.
09:09Let's go.
09:15Let's go.
09:19Let's go.
09:26Let's go.
09:31Let's go.
09:33Let's go.
09:43Let's go.
09:46Let's go.
10:00Let's go.
10:09Let's go.
10:12Let's go.
10:17Let's go.
10:40Let's go.
10:43Let's go.
10:45Let's go.
11:12Let's go.
11:13Let's go.
11:14When that desk hit me in the head, I immediately thought, oh, I can balance this.
11:20And I take those wobbly steps.
11:22And then my next thought is, I don't have this.
11:25This is just not going to end well.
11:33It hurt my pride more than anything else.
11:36It's still together.
11:37Just one leg came up.
11:39I wasn't super concerned that he was concussed.
11:42I wasn't.
11:43In fact, that didn't even occur to me that he could be.
11:45We do think he's still brain damaged.
11:47I think that happened long before this incident.
11:49This could be repaired.
11:50Did you drop it?
11:51We did.
11:52I worked in a high school, and I was sitting in a study hall, and my phone went ding.
11:58What the hell was that coming from?
12:00From nothing down.
12:01Did you drop and break the desk?
12:03I didn't even know we had a ring doorbell, so I had absolutely no idea this was going to
12:07be permanently recorded.
12:09Well, I just wish I had a shirt on during the video.
12:12One of the legs he broke in.
12:14He would glue that back on, though.
12:16And then the backhand.
12:20I did end up taking it to graduate school.
12:23The irony is, it only served as basically a shelf.
12:27It was, yeah, it was basically a shelf or a giant paperweight.
12:29I didn't use it at all.
12:30So we didn't have to worry about it again.
12:32Just got to give it an angle next time then.
12:39This dad is enjoying the VR set he got for Christmas.
12:53This kid is also playing with virtual reality.
12:59You good?
13:00No.
13:01What happened?
13:03I just ran into the tree, don't they?
13:08This little boy's Halloween is about to take an unexpected turn.
13:12I didn't think this through, like, uh-oh.
13:15They may not appreciate my humor.
13:27The bad stuff is new, but the pipes are old.
13:30It's not the real.
13:31It's a dream.
13:32It's a dream.
13:35It's a dream.
13:37It's a dream.
13:38In this house, a window has been left open while no one is home.
13:56This tired nurse is used to scanning her key fob at work.
14:33I love Halloween since I was a kid, trick-or-treaters coming at the door is like one of my
14:39favorite
14:39things. I love it and I try to make it really fun for them.
14:42There she is.
14:44I do love wearing an inflatable costume.
14:47Where are you?
14:49This way.
14:50I have dressed up as a dinosaur.
14:53Caught by the branches.
14:54Out walking my dog in the middle of the day or just random things like that.
15:02My silly side really comes out during Halloween.
15:05You're killing me. Where's your face?
15:08I wanted to surprise you.
15:10We moved in 2022 and so we were actually fairly new to the neighborhood.
15:14Being this was our first year in the house, I was really looking forward to Halloween that year.
15:21I had to get a costume for my sister's Halloween party and when I saw the chicken I just thought
15:25it was hilarious to me so I got it.
15:28I just remember pacing the house because you can't sit down in it.
15:32For it to stay fully inflated you have to keep it on and you know talking to my husband I'm
15:37like
15:38what if nobody comes and that's when I heard the little knock.
15:45What do you say? Please don't think I'm a creepy neighbor.
15:53I was so excited to greet my first trick-or-treater and he absolutely has a meltdown.
16:01I didn't think this through like uh-oh. Like I'm new to the neighborhood, nobody knows me,
16:07they may not appreciate my humor.
16:14I couldn't get out of the thing fast enough so I'm trying to take the costume off to let
16:18him know that it's safe, you know, I'm not a real chicken.
16:24He wouldn't even take candy from me, like I was trying to give him candy,
16:27he didn't want any, he wanted nothing to do with me.
16:40He cried the whole way down the driveway and I just felt terrible. So that's when I got the
16:45nickname chicken lady. That has carried with me. I have had neighbors remind me that
16:50that they still think of me as a chicken lady. And I actually worried about the little boy for
16:54the whole year. It never left my mind. I didn't have closure on it until the next Halloween when
17:00they came back. The dogs are losing it. Oh, that is okay. The rocks are not breathing. Do you remember
17:06when you answered the door last year in the chicken costume? It was you?
17:12Was that just you? Oh my gosh. Is it you? Do you remember the chicken? Are you the pizza?
17:18Yeah. I was the chicken. That was what I was waiting for. And so we had that reunion there and
17:24it was
17:24really cool. And that's when I actually got to show them the video. They thought it was hilarious.
17:34I'm still going to dress up. I still think it's hilarious and still have a lot of fun with it.
17:39But I did not ever answer the door in an inflatable ever again. I probably won't.
17:48This was a one and done.
17:52This dad is trying to get rid of a wasp's nest.
17:55I can absolutely hit with this football. Do it.
17:58Do it. Get ready to run because they're going to come. Do it.
18:12What's that?
18:19Are you okay?
18:21Yeah, I'm okay.
18:34Holy hell.
18:49A woman hanging curtains is about to make a big mistake.
18:53A woman hanging curtains is about to make a big mistake.
18:53I love you.
18:56Ah!
18:58AH!
18:58AH!
18:58AH!
18:58AH!
19:00AH!
19:00AH!
19:01AH!
19:01AH!
19:02AH!
19:02AH!其實
19:23Are you kidding?
19:26Are you kidding?
19:46This man's garage door seems to be stuck.
20:03A woman without a step stool uses a paint bucket instead.
20:13A woman without a step stool uses a paint bucket instead.
20:26Goddammit!
20:30Be careful on the stairs, it might be slippery.
20:43A woman is traveling home for Christmas with gifts for her family.
20:47Goddammit!
20:48Wait!
21:18Wait!
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