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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 07: The Talent Show Motion Engsub
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00:00Music
00:18From this broken world we live in
00:22Need to stay and share the love we know
00:26What we know
00:29What we know. What we know. What we know. What we know. What are you on about? It's like a
00:40cat thing or something. I need a rewind. Now. Big match coming up. I'm feeling good about it but I'm
00:50not the only one. Go Vipers. Thanks coach. Nice master. What that old thing. Good luck on the match on
00:57Friday. It's a must win.
00:58All right. Well yeah but when you're as good as us you don't need luck. Those bears are going down.
01:13Why are Jess's Cobras still training? They're in the lake below us but they've improved. Wow you're not completely embarrassingly
01:25awful anymore. Now get off.
01:28It's 12.30 which means it's time for our training session. Oh I'm sorry. Did we go a minute over?
01:39We'll go. Unless we could help you train. Maybe a little practice match.
01:45A practice session you say. Interesting. Oh what are you doing? Get off. Stop resisting. What are you doing?
02:00Okay what are you doing? Saving ourselves. We know you. You were 100% going to agree to that practice
02:05match and then bet all our cash or gym on the result. Or something important. Like my shoe collection.
02:12Why are you assuming we'd lose? We've lost our last two matches. Yeah but only just. Statistically speaking we're almost
02:19definitely on a losing streak. I feel really sick. And I'm shaking. And everyone just keeps wishing us good luck
02:26against the bears on Friday. It's like they know we'll need it.
02:30Aoife. Wow guys. Woman up. Yeah we've lost a few matches recently but we're still in the top half of
02:37our league.
02:39But the Cobras are winning theirs. All that's happened here is you've lost your confidence. And smashing the Cobras who
02:46are the league below us remember.
02:48It's just what we need to bring ourselves back up before our match against the Bears on Friday.
02:54Oh my days. She's like a meerkat. A vicious, glossy meerkat. So about that match. We on?
03:12Well, Jessica. Wow. My heart's still really going. And my hands are quite sweaty too. And my legs. They're shaking.
03:24Lost our last two matches. Losing three. Definitely. I feel sick. Shaking.
03:32Must win.
03:37No, actually. We can't. What is happening to me? It's happened to me too. I've lost my confidence.
03:51We need to find something to do.
03:54100%. I am bored.
03:57Only boring people get bored. Is what my mum says. And she is clearly very wrong. Very wrong.
04:04You, boy. Ben. I just had a call. Stupid plumber has flooded my house. Something to do with a backup
04:10of rose petals.
04:11Anyway, I need to get home and I'll be gone for a couple of days. Tell the office.
04:14Yes, uncle. Of course, uncle.
04:18But, before we do any of that, anybody want a sneaky bug around the head's office? I mean, nobody's not
04:23coming back to a bus, does?
04:24Oh, dear me, no.
04:27Get in!
04:30Next.
04:31Burger, please.
04:33Oh, wait. I don't think I should have a burger. Why's that?
04:38Because we're not good enough and we don't deserve nice things.
04:43That's it.
04:46Sprout curry, then.
04:49Are you sure?
04:50It's horrible.
04:52Sounds about right.
05:08Yes! Comfy chair!
05:11Oh, dartboard. Nice.
05:14Bit of an expert with the old arrows.
05:24Ahem.
05:27Ahem.
05:34Yeah.
05:35I'd like to see you do that.
05:37Gagell!
05:38Aw, Holt's really gotten behind on his paperwork.
05:42Oh, is this a dream?
05:44There's got to be more we can do, innit?
05:46Like what?
05:48Well, I don't know, do I?
05:50Look, I do the big ideas, like bringing us here in the first place.
05:54I don't do boring little details.
05:58Do you think these are ordered in date of receipt or...?
06:02Oh, er, right.
06:06Well, theoretically, if no-one knows Holt's left, we could hide out in here and be in charge of the
06:12school until he gets back.
06:13But that is very...
06:15It's all up, it's now!
06:21Move it, lanky.
06:27Jessica just called me lanky.
06:31She's so cool.
06:35What did I just say?
06:38Shaking is just so unshick.
06:41All these nines.
06:42They're clearly just sympathy marks.
06:46Guys, we're losing everything that makes us us.
06:50We have to do something.
06:52Maybe if we don't get our swag back, then the bears will trounce us on Friday.
06:58This is Mr Holt.
07:01Connor, Klanger and Ben are excused from all lessons for the rest of the week, yeah?
07:06As they are helping me with important...
07:10Totally cool school business.
07:14Roger.
07:15Or Rover.
07:17Or whatever.
07:202,000 paperclips.
07:22He's got me 2,000 paperclips for my birthday.
07:27Lol.
07:28Sucks to be you.
07:29I think you'll find that's awesome, actually.
07:32Yeah, I'm a big paperclips guy.
07:34Yeah, 100%.
07:35It's a great gift.
07:37I saw these reports are doing tomorrow.
07:39Maybe if I just highlight the most urgent things.
07:42Pale pink for staff evaluations.
07:45Pastel yellow for governor's reports.
07:48Red for total spanners.
07:51Will you two get involved?
07:54Announce some new school rules.
07:55No chance.
07:56There's already too many baby blue serious disciplinary breaches here already.
08:01Well, I've got some.
08:02Yes, mate.
08:03Okay, just keep the noise down.
08:06I've got a hell of a lot to do here.
08:07Slime green for escaped children.
08:09All right, listen up.
08:11Tomorrow will now be...
08:13Bring your hamster to school day.
08:15And I'll also be introducing wrestling.
08:18Shut up!
08:19The talent show.
08:20Over.
08:21My hamster escaped.
08:23Probably couldn't stand living with someone so much more dumber than he was.
08:30Okay, we need to do something.
08:32And I think I know someone who can help.
08:35Probably.
08:38Lovey, I'm not sure there's any quick fix for building people's confidence back up.
08:43I think it's quite a slow process.
08:45But I don't have time to do this properly.
08:47We're broken and our match against the Bears is this Friday.
08:52Ooh.
08:54Getting more confident now.
08:55Oh, no.
08:56Not that one.
08:56Or else.
08:58Now we're talking.
09:10We just shouldn't play.
09:12At least that way no one will see us lose.
09:15This is gonna fix you.
09:17I'm confident it'll work.
09:19And I can say that because I've read it.
09:22Check it out.
09:24Mermaid Leggings.
09:25Only an extremely confident person would be able to wear these.
09:30There's also a whole chapter on the power of shiny clothes.
09:36Luxury Silver Llama does give me life.
09:39Other chapters include wearing shoulder pads in your armpits.
09:43They help absorb nervous sweat and make you look extremely confident in a power pose.
09:54Corridors.
09:55Own them.
09:56And never, ever move out of the way for anyone.
10:00Forms of address.
10:02Always use bruh.
10:04And most importantly, criticism.
10:07Reject any doubt or negativity as jealousy.
10:11I dunno.
10:12My days are, can you be any more jealous?
10:16Bruh.
10:19Oh.
10:19I feel bad.
10:21I do.
10:22Okay, let's give it a try.
10:24This is gonna be epic!
10:28Never underestimate the power of shiny clothes to increase confidence.
10:33Sarah!
10:41You just can't handle my flame, miss.
10:43Stop trying to bring me down.
10:46Bruh.
10:53Express your confidence by never, ever moving out of the way for anyone.
10:58Anyone! Anyone!
10:59No!
11:01No!
11:06No!
11:13Whenever your confidence abandons you, wear armpit shoulder pads to absorb the nervous sweat.
11:19Where are my outfit? Shoulder pads?
11:39Is that my science project?
11:42It's just a clock.
11:45You're welcome.
11:53I'm trying to work.
11:5510-4 to me. You've got to warp your game.
11:57Oh, I will, mate.
12:01Watch this.
12:15Will you stop this?
12:16I'm trying to concentrate. Dinner lady evaluations are due this afternoon.
12:23Teacher? The door's locked.
12:26Is Mr. Shee?
12:28Yes? Mr. Holt?
12:32This is he. Shout through.
12:35It's something new. I'm trying to improve staff confidence.
12:42Do you have time to...
12:46I actually can't hear you.
12:50Have you got time to...
12:52Find your voice. Come on.
12:54Have you got time to meet Connor and Aoife's mother this afternoon?
12:58That's much better. You've found your voice. Keep it up now.
13:03Yes. Proud of you.
13:06And no, absolutely not. I am a very busy adult man.
13:14That's fine. Tell her two o'clock.
13:17Yes, headteacher.
13:23What are you playing at?
13:25How are we going to have a meeting without getting busted?
13:27I don't know, but if my mum wants to talk to my headteacher, I have to know what it's about.
13:33We are so confident right now.
13:35Woo!
13:36I feel like we could do anything.
13:38Yes.
13:38Like entering the school talent show?
13:40Yes.
13:40Yes.
13:41I could sing!
13:45Weren't you banned from singing at your last school?
13:48Because people were violently, physically sick.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Haters!
13:54Trying to dim my shine.
13:56What's your point?
13:57Yes! Go, Aoife!
13:59Yes! Go, Aoife!
14:00Raise yourself! This is gonna rock!
14:08Might we practised?
14:09Mr Hull, thanks so much for...
14:12Oh, you've...
14:14There's a...
14:16You've got a cat on your face.
14:18Yes, it got stuck there.
14:20I'm terrible with this newfangled technology.
14:23I'd rather devote my energy to teaching and discipline.
14:28Right, yeah?
14:29Ask what you want.
14:30What do you want then?
14:31A date?
14:34Erm...
14:34No.
14:36Thanks.
14:37It's...
14:38It's my two.
14:39I think the pressure of school might be getting to them.
14:42Aoife's always been so confident, but now she seems really shaken.
14:46Oh, boo-hoo!
14:49Sorry?
14:53That's awful.
14:54Go on.
14:55And Connor's been up so late working.
14:58He's a diligent, handsome lad.
15:02But what can I do about it?
15:04If there's a chance, maybe get them to lighten up a bit?
15:07Remind them that they're brilliant and that everyone needs to have fun now and then.
15:12OK, great.
15:13Will do.
15:13Bye.
15:15Bye.
15:17Did you hear that, Consnot?
15:19You said we need to have fun.
15:20And I completely agree.
15:23If I can find room in an incredibly packed schedule.
15:30You're all entering the school talent contest.
15:34That's brilliant.
15:35What are you going to do?
15:36I'm going to do a stand-up comedy act.
15:38Brilliant.
15:39Have you done that before?
15:40Nah, but how hard can it be?
15:42I'm doing a karate demo.
15:45I didn't know you knew karate.
15:47I don't.
15:48Bagpipes.
15:49Literally touching them for the first time on stage.
15:52Exciting.
15:53Right.
15:54Are you entering, Aoife?
15:56Yeah, bruh.
15:57What are you going to...
15:58Send the cards.
16:00Sing?
16:01After what happened at St Joseph's?
16:04Yeah.
16:04It's going to be a maze.
16:06And then we're going to play against the Bears and absolutely smash them.
16:10This is all my fault, Mr Holt.
16:14OK, listen girls.
16:17Do you think maybe you're being a bit overconfident?
16:20Is that even a thing?
16:21Yeah.
16:22And actually it can be worse than being underconfident.
16:26Nerves aren't a bad thing.
16:28They just mean you care.
16:30That you want to win.
16:31But losing all doubt can lead to disaster.
16:35As I know, after two boxer-sized classes led to me signing up for a bout against an actual giant.
16:43We reconstructed surgeries.
16:46Ha!
16:47Hey guys, don't listen to her.
16:49Aoife?
16:49Nothing's going to stop us from performing on stage in front of everyone in school.
16:53So, back off, jellyfish.
16:56Let's go!
17:05Hello, Midvale.
17:08Oh, er, hello Aoife's mum.
17:11You haven't reconsidered that date, have you?
17:15Oh, great.
17:16What can I do for you?
17:19Sing?
17:21She can't.
17:22Not after St Joseph's.
17:24Er, how did I hear about that?
17:27Everyone heard about that.
17:29But no, I totally agree.
17:31She completely embarrassed herself.
17:33I'll see what I can do.
17:34Okay.
17:35Na-na.
17:36Na-na.
17:37Na-na.
17:37Okay.
17:37Na-na.
17:55School talent show cancelled.
17:58What?
17:59Deprive this lot of the chance to see me unleash Eat With A Diva.
18:04Doesn't quite rhyme, but we're just gonna go with it.
18:09This talent contest is happening.
18:13Mm-hmm.
18:15Yes.
18:15Should we just go, Celeste?
18:18Yeah.
18:18Triple geography.
18:20Or listen to Connor bore on about safeguarding.
18:23Tough choice.
18:25Morning.
18:26Who wants to have some fun?
18:28Maybe?
18:31Hello.
18:32This is Mr Holt.
18:34I would like to order three large pepperoni pizzas for immediate delivery, please.
18:40And charge it to my account.
18:43Yes!
18:46Talent show now!
18:48Ask me how!
18:50Cancel Holt!
18:52Not the talent show!
18:55Aoife, is there any chance the cancellation might be a good thing?
18:59What?
19:00It's just, we've been thinking about what your mum said.
19:03Maybe we shouldn't perform things we haven't tried before.
19:05Things some of us have actually been told we're really bad at.
19:10St Joseph's.
19:11For the first time in front of everyone.
19:14OMG.
19:15My mum's really got to them.
19:16She's showing in their confidence.
19:23I have to show them how wrong my mum is.
19:26Somehow.
19:29Hang on.
19:31I know.
19:37Hello.
19:41Excuse me.
19:42Could you just...
19:44Shut up and listen!
19:48Thanks so much.
19:51So, I'm gonna sing a little song.
19:54And this one goes out to my teamies.
19:56And friends.
19:58I just hope that they can realise how insanely, amazingly awesome
20:03I am.
20:06And they are too.
20:15Of all the things we've done.
20:20We'll overcome our sadness.
20:23And escape from all this madness.
20:26And although...
20:28We feel...
20:29We feel...
20:30Well, that's how it sounded in my head.
20:34From this broken world we live in.
20:37Beneath this day and shed alone.
20:40We know...
20:41Share the love we know...
20:42What we know...
20:44What we know...
20:48What we know...
20:49Everyone's laughing...
20:50What we know...
20:51It's so embarrassing!
20:52The worst part is she's doing it for us let's share with some support
21:14Crushed it okay, okay ready
21:22This is mr. Holt today the timetable will be changing teachers will teach proper subjects
21:30including
21:32fire juggling
21:34I'm seeing like an absolute king
21:51Please you've changed job you're going to wish I had what the hell is going on
22:05So as you can see the vipers are back to the nervy shells they're for themselves
22:09So I think it's time for a quick recap so I came into school like who needs luck when you're
22:13as good as us
22:14You don't need luck those bears are going down and then jessica was like maybe a little practice match
22:20And these guys were like no what about my shoes because they'd lost their confidence
22:25I'm shaking which I did solve we are so confident right now then my mom was like you're being a
22:30bit
22:31Overconfident which turned out to be true, and then there was the world's worst version of share the love we
22:37know
22:37These guys are still saying stuff like well, well, I guess it's time to lose the game and would it
22:46be bad to just like it?
22:48Luckily, they've got me
22:51Guys we're so gonna win this
22:54How are you joking you guys have just embarrassed yourself in front of the entire school if you can do
23:00that then you can do this
23:02I still feel really nervous. Hey, it's okay. That's a good
23:08Remember what my mom said don't be embarrassed to use the cream and it'll go away. No
23:14about
23:15Nerves meaning you just want to win we just have to use them and I've heard
23:20Imagining the opposition as big babies also helps. Let's go
23:43I'm
23:44I'm really nervous
23:44I'm nervous
23:44I'm nervous
23:46I'm free
23:47Yes!
23:49What are you doing?
24:07What are you doing?
24:20I actually really like this
24:23You look amazing
24:24Amazing
24:29Yes, Lisa
24:30Yes, Lisa
24:31Yes, Lisa
24:33Yes, Lisa
24:34Oh
24:41And together we can do anything
24:43Raise your game
24:45Now it's showtime let's step on the stage
24:48Everybody's anticipating
24:49Get them engaged
24:51Yes!
24:53Yes!
24:55Now you're gonna be the king of the hill
24:57Looking like a shark bin, coming in for the king
25:02The most horrific, appalling example of delinquent behaviour
25:06I
25:07You'll get sick if you eat that much
25:09No, I won't
25:12The only thing that makes you feel sick is you lot
25:15Now, dismiss
25:17And you're in detention for life
25:18Mr. Holt
25:20Sorry to disturb
25:22I just wanted to thank you
25:24No problem, coach
25:25What for?
25:25My evaluation
25:27On time
25:29Very pleased
25:31I think all us staff feel that the school's just been run
25:35Really well lately
25:37And these new lessons
25:39Well
25:40Now I can MC like an absolute king
25:44Psst
25:48Rinse it
25:49That's me
25:49G to the A to the M
25:50MC
25:51Make some noise
25:56And also
25:57The change in Miss Bronte
25:59Has been a joy to see
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26:16Pfff
26:18Perhaps you weren't as disgustingly badly behaved as
26:23So, you're gonna frank us then or what?
26:26Thank you
26:27Oh, no problem
26:29I'll settle for you just cancelling our punishment
26:32I'll think about it
26:33Get out
26:34Hang on
26:35What about our pepperoni supreme?
26:37Yeah, yours was a mega deal
26:39Get out!
26:40Get out!
26:41Get out!
26:42Yoddly
26:47Yoddly
27:10Yoddly
27:11What you need is a little bit more self-confidence
27:14Where's your swag?
27:16Get out
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