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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 15: Better Luck Next Time
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:16Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:20Your house is a camera.
00:24At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:34Oh, my God.
00:37I just troubled all this.
00:40And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:48Nope.
00:50...you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:56I totally lose concept of everything that's going on.
00:59...around me.
01:00Come join.
01:03You look good right now.
01:08The Neighborhood Watch.
01:11You are currently being recorded.
01:31This home is having air conditioning installed.
01:47A woman realizes her dog has escaped the house.
01:52No!
01:53No!
01:55No!
01:56That's a bad dog!
01:58F**k!
01:59No!
02:01The Neighborhood Watch.
02:01I don't have a hand on it.
02:02How do you think I'm the best?
02:08You are now looking for a dog.
02:09I just don't know where to help.
02:09I don't know where to help.
02:14That's a bad dog at all.
02:18But I'm not a bad dog.
02:20I don't know where to go.
02:21You are a bit worried about him.
02:28You are so worried about him.
02:29I don't know where to be.
02:33This woman wants to surprise a friend with a birthday card.
03:04A video conference call is about to get a rude interruption.
03:09That afternoon I was working from home and I was on an innovation call with about six or seven associates.
03:14And I'm hearing some rustling in what was the fireplace.
03:19And I think for the purposes of, you know, town hall, let's just get in to...
03:28It's my turn to speak and what I'm trying to do is get a complete sentence out.
03:32At the same time, I'm like, oh my gosh, something's in here.
03:36Let's go. Let's just get in to me.
03:39I'm a big Cincinnati Reds fan. I love baseball.
03:42And as I'm getting ready to fight or flight, that bat was within arm's reach.
03:52Squirrel came down from the chimney.
03:56Jules is our fearless nanny.
03:58She wrestles now four kids that we have all boys.
04:01And if there's one person that I know I can count on, it's Jules.
04:06The worst thing about this whole thing is Jules actually wasn't home at the time.
04:09So I'm screaming for Jules in an empty house, not knowing that she had left for lunch.
04:17I love animals. It's not that I don't like animals.
04:20The reality is you can see it jump.
04:23And as the squirrel's coming at me, I totally lose concept of everything that's going on around me outside of
04:29what I'm facing right there.
04:31I had no idea that I was still on that team's call.
04:35They were gasping. They were wondering whether I was getting robbed, whether I was having a heart attack.
04:41Oh my gosh. Everybody just saw what happened.
04:43I explained to my team that the squirrel was causing all the havoc.
04:47So we ended the meeting and ended up rescheduling town hall.
04:51It's clear the squirrel was trying to get to the window behind me and get out of the office.
04:56It ended up going back up into the fireplace.
04:59I called our local animal control to get the squirrel out of the chimney.
05:04I'm happy to report that the squirrel was captured in a trap safely and let free outside of my home.
05:12It spread like wildfire pretty quickly within our company.
05:15There were t-shirts made and some other jokes quickly at my behalf and I embrace it.
05:22My kids do poke fun at me from time to time when they see a squirrel getting close.
05:26I'm still known as the squirrel guy to my kids' friends.
05:29At the end of the day, I'm grateful that I was able to have this on camera
05:33and people can smile and laugh as a result of what happened to me.
05:39Bring it to the kitchen.
05:41Holy .
05:43Mother .
05:47A woman is working on a jigsaw puzzle.
05:50I'm crying.
05:51Come on.
05:57Come on.
05:59Come on.
06:01Come on.
06:03Come on.
06:06Come on.
06:09Come on.
06:11Come on.
06:14There you go.
06:17Just sit there.
06:29You just sit there.
06:30I love you.
06:35I love you.
06:40I love you.
06:42I love you.
06:46So...
06:47I love you.
06:48I love you.
07:09Oh, you f***ing kidding me.
07:22This mom in Michigan is about to have an unforgettable Halloween.
07:28In my head, I was worried about the news.
07:30I was worried about getting sued.
07:33What do I do?
07:45What the ****?
08:00This is how you open the door.
08:03Oh my gosh!
08:08Oh no!
08:09Oh no, oh no, oh no.
08:11Okay, depressed.
08:19Oh my god, is this the wrong house?
08:21This is the wrong house!
08:46Oh my god!
08:49Oh my god!
08:51Oh my god!
08:53Are you okay?
08:55Yes.
09:00An October windstorm has this mom in a panic.
09:05What do I do?
09:08Halloween is the biggest deal in our family.
09:11It is our favorite holiday by far.
09:13One of the big Halloween stores went out of business.
09:18Everything was like 90% off or more.
09:21So my youngest son, Leopold, spotted this big box on the bottom shelf.
09:27It didn't have any markings on it or anything, so I didn't even realize the scale of this pumpkin.
09:31All the pegs were utilized.
09:35All the ropes were tied down.
09:37When it was up and running, the thing didn't move.
09:40But we knew the weather sometimes turns around about Halloween.
09:44Oh my god.
09:45Did I just place a pumpkin?
09:47I had just picked the kids up from school, and all of a sudden the winds start whistling.
09:52Then I looked outside, then I saw one of the tethers go.
09:56I'm at work, and as most people, they get the notifications on their phones to say,
10:01hey, there's someone at your front door, and I turned it on to see what was outside.
10:05What do I do about the pumpkin? Should I try and plug it?
10:09Oh my god, he's taking it out of the corner on the street!
10:12The pumpkin was so big that it would have taken out cars.
10:15It would have taken out bicycles, walkers.
10:18Small children.
10:19I mean, in my head, I was worried about the news.
10:21I was worried about getting sued, and I was not going to let go of that pumpkin.
10:25Not happening.
10:29My kids kept running out to help, but the wind was whipping so hard
10:34and the tethers were just lashing everywhere.
10:37I just kept telling them to get back into the house.
10:40Hey, buddy, unplug it.
10:44I did unplug it.
10:46I don't think Katie was aware.
10:48If you unplug it, it takes about 20 minutes to deflate.
10:51There's nothing I can do, right?
10:52By the time I've driven back, the pumpkin could be in the lake,
10:55my wife could be stuck in a tree, and who knows what else is going on.
10:59So I'm just trying to calm everybody down.
11:02Hello, 5-4-3-2-1.
11:04They've been taught at school about calling 9-1-1 to ask for help.
11:08Leonard, listen to me.
11:09Leonard.
11:10Leonard.
11:10Leonard.
11:11So our youngest, and he actually dialed 5-4-3-2-1.
11:14And when nobody was answering, he actually threw the phone
11:17and broke the phone.
11:18Just come home!
11:20Come home!
11:21Just come home!
11:23Just come home!
11:24Get away!
11:25I got air at one point, and I thought it was going to take off.
11:30Literally 12 minutes, I was hanging on for dear life to this thing.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:36And then finally, when it got deflated enough, I just, I was exhausted.
11:42I just surrendered to the pumpkin.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:45Stay in the house!
11:50Let me just take pictures of you.
11:53One of my favorite parts of everything was my eldest goes out and takes a photograph
11:57with a pumpkin just completely wrapped over the top and around her.
12:01I looked back, and I was like, yes, this is mom's strength 101.
12:05I definitely went through the neighborhood around Christmas time, though,
12:08and I would see, like, another inflatable.
12:09I'd be like, yeah, I can take it.
12:11Oh, I got that one.
12:12Yeah, don't worry.
12:13Call me if you need some help.
12:16What's the plan for next year?
12:17Is the pumpkin coming out?
12:18One hundred percent, yes.
12:21Yeah.
12:27There's something here.
12:29See it?
12:31See?
12:33Look.
12:34Look.
12:35Can't go through that.
12:46Two birds are about to change this woman's afternoon plans.
12:52You're gonna try to go.
12:58Open the back.
12:59Open that one.
13:00Open that one.
13:01Open that one.
13:01Open that one.
13:01Open that one.
13:01Is that one open?
13:02Okay, now we'll get one.
13:05I need it.
13:05I'm sitting here too.
13:07Open the back.
13:08I don't know what was that one.
13:10Can you do?
13:12I love it.
13:13I love it.
13:14I love it.
13:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:38What did you forget to do?
13:44Things are about to take a turn on this porch in California.
13:49Whoa!
14:01Did you just try to jump off?
14:04No!
14:07I hate being tall.
14:09My hat fell off too.
14:27Whoa!
14:27No!
14:31Holy .
14:33Oh my God.
14:37Oh my God.
14:43A surprising scene is about to unfold in this man's backyard.
14:47We live in a rural part of West Virginia.
14:51It's a very quiet neighborhood and there's not much excitement unless an animal livestock gets loose.
14:59I've had the flu and this is my first time having a coffee on the porch for several days.
15:08We see this guy going crazy driving, coming towards our house.
15:13Oh, I was freaking out.
15:15But Mike is a very calm person so he's just sitting there.
15:22The car cut across into our yard.
15:25It was a surprise, although I did not react that way.
15:29I was sitting back and watching the show.
15:32I was sure he would never make it out of the yard, but he really didn't have any trouble.
15:38Now, the police officer on the other hand.
15:45The police car ran over my daughter's bike, hit our sling, then head right into our tree.
15:53He wasn't hurt or anything.
15:55The tree does still show some of the damage.
15:58I made fun of the cop for hitting it.
16:01He was like, oh, well, you know, we'll replace that bike.
16:03He took it all in stride.
16:05He laughed too.
16:08It ended in a crash around three miles from our house with the criminal being thrown from the vehicle.
16:14He went straight to jail.
16:15The next day we saw the buckshot.
16:19The driver had decided to go on a joyride, I guess.
16:22He had done this same kind of chase five years prior.
16:27I just jokingly posted it on TikTok.
16:30We thought that the story was the police chased through our yard, but instead everyone made it about the calm
16:39sipping coffee.
16:40The chillest man in the world or something like that they had made comments about.
16:45It was crazy.
16:50Nothing exciting like this has happened since the video.
16:52My camera is still rolling, so we will see.
17:02A windy day makes this boy's chores a lot harder.
17:19I have no idea what to do with this video.
17:21I cannot drag my face face from another camera…
17:21What happened there?
17:22I took yourai than my place.
17:22Well, when you bring something art, try this.
17:23I will get with you the water n turn off i think...
17:23No late, here.
17:31When you've got Krug playing fun.
17:34I have no idea.
17:49Oh, Kurt, what?
17:51You should probably take it down.
17:53Yep.
17:54Yep.
17:55Oh, my God.
18:06Get on your back!
18:26This dog is about to get very excited.
18:29Kruger, who's here?
18:32You want me to watch him?
18:45A cat tries to avoid the dogs.
19:02What the f**k are you doing, Aiden?
19:04Holy f**k.
19:10Get down, cat.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:17What the f**k?
19:28Oh, no.
19:37This dog is excited to see his owner.
19:44Hey!
19:45Hey!
19:50I never in a million years.
19:53The family in this house thought all their birthday cake candles had been blown out.
19:58Hey!
19:59Hey!
20:01Help!
20:04Help!
20:06Help!
20:06Get out!
20:12Oh!
20:17Why is nobody doing anything?
20:19God, I'm laughing.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:34Okay, time for a new table.
20:36Okay.
20:37Time for a new table.
20:48That's awesome.
20:51Holy s**t.
21:02Jesus.
21:04This person forgot to disable the alarm before going to the bathroom.
21:34This person forgot to disable the alarm before going to the bathroom.
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