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Neighborhood Watch 2026 S01E11 Episode 11 Engsub
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:04Ice cream! Ice cream!
00:10Ice cream!
00:15She literally drove right past me.
00:18The heck? That's so mean.
00:22You are currently being recorded.
00:25Your house is a camera.
00:30At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:42And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:50Oh, my God.
00:53You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:58What are you laughing at me for?
01:01I'm sleeping, aren't I?
01:03It just kept getting weirder and weirder.
01:05It blew my mind the first time I saw it.
01:08Come join.
01:09I'll kill you!
01:10I'll kill you!
01:14The Neighborhood Watch.
01:16You are currently being recorded.
01:44A bird has snuck onto this veranda.
01:48you're making your bigger stick?
01:50You're making your bigger stick.
01:51I'll get your bigger stick.
01:56You're making your bigger stick?
02:04All right, Vons, you've got the door open already.
02:07Here, find a brick.
02:08Over here for the brick.
02:10The brick.
02:12See?
02:15Hey, buddy.
02:20This woman doesn't realize the hot Georgia sun
02:24has superheated her porch.
02:32Oh, Lord!
02:34God dang it!
02:36I can't do enough for you.
02:37Help!
02:39Help!
02:40What?
02:41It was hot?
02:41I can't do enough.
02:44It was hot?
02:54Oh, my God!
02:56What the f*** was that?
02:57I walked right into the f***ing door.
03:12This man doesn't know he's talking in his sleep.
03:16Please?
03:17If it's the lining of the umbilical cord,
03:19that's for the spinal...
03:22Why is it umbilical cord?
03:25He sleep talks all night long.
03:28I generally have no recollection of anything that has happened.
03:32The stuff I do, the stuff I say, it's all just bizarre.
03:35In my sleep I've had many jobs.
03:37A claims adjuster.
03:38A doctor.
03:39In a prison.
03:40All sorts of different things.
03:41Just either funny or just straight up nonsense.
03:45My vulva's swollen again.
03:48You don't have a pulver.
03:50This has been going on for at least 20 years that I know of.
03:54I did go to the doctor.
03:55A normal person, they experience sleep paralysis
03:59where they can't, you know, they're not moving around anything.
04:02Someone like me, though, doesn't experience that paralysis
04:04so I'm constantly essentially acting out whatever dreams I'm having
04:09and apparently I dream quite a bit.
04:11I do. It's an enlarged one, too.
04:13And it's in the back of my throat.
04:15It's that dangly thing that hangs down.
04:17Uvulum.
04:18It still does surprise and shock me at times.
04:22I do a lot of laughing at him.
04:24But if he's being particularly loud,
04:28I just poke him and poke him and poke him until he shuts up.
04:33Come back to sleep, boy.
04:34Joke's on you. I am asleep.
04:36It just kept getting weirder and weirder
04:39and it got to the point where I insisted he watch himself sleep
04:46because he wouldn't believe me.
04:48Well, the first video that I can remember watching, my jaw dropped.
04:52I couldn't believe that I'm somehow sleeping
04:57while also doing this ridiculous stuff.
05:03What are you doing?
05:04Jordan.
05:05What are you doing?
05:06Jordan.
05:09I absolutely love egging him on, for sure.
05:12I want to see where the dream goes.
05:15Jordan.
05:18You can't...
05:19What is she doing?
05:21Jordan's freaking bottle rockets on the fence
05:22and wants to launch him over people's back doors.
05:27I was very intrigued because he was actually getting up and getting out of bed,
05:32which is a rarer occurrence.
05:38What are you laughing at me for?
05:41Jordan.
05:43Jordan is my daughter from a previous relationship.
05:46I proceeded to start to yell out the door at Jordan.
05:50And that's when I woke up like mid saying her name, I believe.
05:55Oh, no.
05:57I'm sleeping, aren't I?
06:01It's not often that I actually realize I'm dreaming when I'm doing it.
06:11My cousin was like, oh, you should post this on social media.
06:14In 24 hours, I had like 1,200 views.
06:18Like, man, 1,200 people cared about what I do when I sleep.
06:21I am mortified that our inner sanctum of our bedroom is on display at all times on the internet.
06:27I will never be used to seeing my bed head on the screen now.
06:44hahahaha
06:47hahahahaha
06:47I just made my bed head.
06:50hahahaha
06:52Please, you hurt up with the ice cream.
06:55I still woke up.
06:56I still woke up.
06:57Maybe I should go on a diet.
06:59hahahahahahhahaha
07:00I just ate my bed head.
07:00hahahhahahhahahah
07:00Please, you hurt up with the ice cream.
07:00Bobby, get me out!
07:03What happened?
07:12He just keeps trying to...
07:15Hey, it ain't bringing up here!
07:16See why you ain't getting that on camera?
07:21It is on camera!
07:24Oh, it is on camera, Andy!
07:27I'll be damned!
07:30Can you please hold this pizza?
07:32Sure!
07:39Let's try that again!
07:43A dad wants his family to check for a spider.
07:56Dad, you scream like a little girl.
07:59Yeah, you're fine.
08:00I felt some heart beating!
08:02He screamed like...
08:04I wish I had that on video!
08:08I struck him!
08:10Oh, we have him on video!
08:11No!
08:12A man is setting up his new security camera.
08:21What's this?!
08:22Holy !
08:33Look at this, Mom!
08:35Watch out for cards!
08:41Oh!
08:48A woman tries to fold up an inflatable pool.
08:55Holy !
08:56Holy !
09:00Oh, oh, oh, oh!
09:07What the hell?
09:08What the hell was that?!
09:10My God!
09:14I gotta sit down!
09:17You cannot do them there, Chelsea!
09:20Damn it!
09:26This man's wife has just received a large delivery.
09:32I know you can hear me.
09:34I know you can hear me, huh?
09:37What is this?
09:39What is all these packages?
09:42Usually, Willie doesn't complain about my shopping habits because I know when to schedule the deliveries.
09:48Amazon usually delivers in the evening in our area, but that day, I had no idea they were going to
09:54deliver all the items sooner.
09:57One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
10:01Any measures?
10:03Oh, so it's about me not noticing it.
10:06Have you ever noticed?
10:06So it's been hidden.
10:07Hold on, hold on.
10:08All these pictures, you've been hiding it until I caught it.
10:11That's on you!
10:12I've just been strategically delivering at the right times.
10:16Who are you?
10:19I had to sit there and argue with the mailman.
10:21I was like, you sure all this is ours?
10:23Return it, I don't want him.
10:25He's like, somebody ordered him this delivery address.
10:27When I saw him giving me a whole lecture or TED talk, I was confused at this.
10:33Uh-huh, because you're like, I'm busted.
10:35There's no runaway from this.
10:37I mean, maybe.
10:37But when he pulled up the chair, honestly, I started laughing.
10:39I was like, okay, come on, like...
10:43Did you order for the whole neighborhood?
10:45Is this a Ramadan gift?
10:47Eid gift?
10:48Christmas gift?
10:49What is this?
10:50You ordered all Amazon?
10:51There's nothing left in Amazon.
10:53I had purchased some clothing items for my children.
10:57A lot of home stuff, kitchen stuff.
11:00But you have to understand, I have three kids.
11:03A husband that's like my kid.
11:05So I have to do all the shopping, all the heavy work.
11:09But the delivery guys do the heavy work.
11:12You just press the button.
11:13Listen, if there's internet, there's shopping.
11:16I'll tell you that much.
11:19I'm gonna go distribute them for the neighborhood and sell them $10 a pound.
11:23I don't even know what's inside.
11:25At the end of the day, it's not really like, oh, I'm in trouble.
11:29No, we're a team.
11:31Um, he buys whatever he wants.
11:34I buy whatever I want forever until death do us part.
11:39Whatever she says, man, I gotta survive, you know?
11:42What is it that they say?
11:44I mean, happy wife, happy life.
11:46That's how it is.
11:48Are you expecting any packages as of now?
11:50No.
11:51That's a freaky question.
11:53What time is it?
11:58I'm gonna go look because that sounds good.
12:00Yeah, I'll die for a pumpkin beer or a chocolate stout or...
12:05You can even pipe?
12:06It's kind of like...
12:16Daddy loves this.
12:27This man is about to receive some unexpected mail.
12:33It couldn't have been planned better.
12:35And his reaction was just, it was priceless.
12:38It was exactly what I was looking for.
12:40Yep.
12:52A family arrives for a holiday dinner.
12:56Here it comes.
12:58Hi.
13:01Almost.
13:04Yep, I got it.
13:17This woman's dogs are used to riding in the trunk.
13:21Lexi, right here.
13:22Right here.
13:22Lexi.
13:23Lexi, right here.
13:26Lexi.
13:31Lexi.
13:32Lexi, what are they doing?
13:38What are they doing?
13:40What are they doing?
13:44In Ohio, a husband is in for a shock.
13:48That's what I have planned for Moe when he comes to look for a cold one.
13:54So we've been together 22 years and married for 20.
13:57Yeah, and laughter, that's the best part of this relationship.
14:02We've always played pranks on each other.
14:04She always gets the best of me.
14:06I mean, deep down, she loves me.
14:08But deep down, she loves to scare me.
14:10I started with air horns.
14:13Just jumping out at him.
14:16Well, once I realized he screamed like a girl or Homer Simpson,
14:20whatever you want to call it,
14:21it just kind of just kept going because it's funny.
14:28Just doing any little thing I could do.
14:30Putting vinegar in my coffee.
14:31Oh, yeah.
14:32Waking me up at midnight telling me it's time to go to work
14:34because it's 6 a.m.
14:36Remember that one?
14:37Put my shoes on, got dressed, and didn't need to leave at midnight.
14:40Remember that?
14:41Yeah.
14:41Do you remember that?
14:42I can't remember.
14:43Because I remember that.
14:45But he is deathly scared of snakes,
14:47so you're going to get the best reaction every time
14:51when you see him with snakes.
14:52And so the prank in the mailbox,
14:54that was one of the first really big pranks I played on him.
14:58Because I had to think of something that would be something
14:59that he did every day that he would just run into.
15:02Routine.
15:02That would be routine.
15:03And he certainly did.
15:04He walked right into it.
15:08Ah!
15:16I believe it was tied with some fishing line to the backside of the lid.
15:20So when I pulled the lid out, it came after me.
15:23I grabbed the first thing that came to my hand.
15:25I think it was a garden light.
15:27So just in case I had to stab it in the mailbox.
15:35I looked at the neighbors, and they're just laughing.
15:38They know that I screamed like Homer Simpson.
15:41I just missed the whole thing probably by two minutes.
15:45So when I was pulling up, he was still on the porch.
15:48And he was screaming at me when I was pulling it.
15:50Still not funny, but maybe in an hour it's going to be funny.
15:54She's laughing at me.
15:55I'm upset.
15:56But it fades quick because I'm just like,
15:59you got me again and again.
16:02Yep.
16:03Real good.
16:05It couldn't have been planned better.
16:06And his reaction was just, it was priceless.
16:10It was exactly what I was looking for.
16:12Yep.
16:13Ah!
16:15Well, I quit pranking him because he had heart surgery.
16:18His doctor told me it was okay that I scare him again.
16:21But for my own sanity, I was trying to take it a little easy on him.
16:25But I'm not saying it won't happen.
16:27It will.
16:28I always think I'm going to have to get Julie back.
16:31And I have tried.
16:32And I have tried with fails.
16:34She plans it out way more than I do.
16:38She may prank me, but I love her to death.
16:40So I couldn't do without her.
16:43I'll return.
16:48Oh, God.
16:50This college kid has no idea she's being pranked.
16:54The only one, what's your emergency?
16:58Huh?
17:01Ma'am?
17:02Yes?
17:04Is everything okay?
17:06Yes.
17:07Can you see me?
17:10Yeah.
17:11Are you okay?
17:12Yeah.
17:13Who is this?
17:15911 operator.
17:18Okay.
17:19I just tried to open the door.
17:20I didn't mean to call 911.
17:23It's Haley here!
17:29A man tries to clean out his vacuum hose.
17:51A man arrives home as his girlfriend is leaving.
17:54I love you.
17:55Goodbye.
17:56I love you.
18:03That was awesome.
18:06This pair is arriving home after celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
18:11Oh, my cage arrived!
18:17Whoops!
18:19Yeah, that's a good whoops.
18:22This pizza delivery is about to go very wrong.
18:29Oh, my God!
18:38Oh, my God!
18:44Oh, my God!
18:47Oh, my God!
18:47I forgot this one was broke.
19:16This man is delivering a pizza.
19:22Oh my god.
19:23You okay?
19:25Oh yes, luckily.
19:29Oh my god.
19:31Oh my god.
19:43Oh my god.
19:51Oh my god.
19:52Oh my god.
19:58What the f***?
20:03You got your nipple?
20:06Oh my god.
20:13Oh my god.
20:23Oh my god.
20:24Oh my god.
20:26Oh my god.
20:28That was good.
20:29You got me.
20:29Oh my god.
20:36In Pennsylvania, a daughter is watching her father on her doorbell camera.
20:40Hey, what are you doing?
20:42Excuse me, sir.
20:44Hello, sir.
20:47Don't look at your phone.
20:48It's me talking to you.
20:49Not on your phone.
20:51Look up.
20:52I'm bothered.
20:53Can you hear me?
20:54What?
20:55No, it's not your phone.
20:57It's my ring doorbell.
20:58Talk to me through my doorbell.
20:59Oh, hi.
21:00What are you doing?
21:01I didn't ring the doorbell.
21:03Oh.
21:03No, but if you had the camera, watch it.
21:06Oh.
21:08Yeah.
21:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:29Oh, you bit like a boyfriend that I did for tomorrow, no?
21:35No, no, no, no.
21:36You're secretly asked if you are not the same.
21:36Go to атмосforism on Earth.
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