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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 09: The Roman Coin Flex Engsub
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00:21Yes, it seems odd that I'm secretly burying something in a random field.
00:24All right, enough power round.
00:26He's angry!
00:34Here comes a rewind.
00:40Excitement overdrive, last game of the season, win and we get promoted.
00:44Hear me, we shall be winners.
00:46Out of the way, chumps.
00:49You just got called chumps by a guy with a metal detector.
00:52This is state of the art, with precise positioning to locate buried treasures from the past.
00:57Shut up before anyone hears you.
00:59How dare you call us chumps!
01:02Yeah, we're one game away from promotion.
01:04Slay!
01:06Bonafide hoopers.
01:07So no one will ever call us chumps ever again.
01:09Hey chumps, I suppose you heard we won our lead yesterday.
01:13So, we're gonna win ours too?
01:15Welcome to Aoife's Fantasyland.
01:19You won't win.
01:21Aha!
01:23Well, Aoife's Fantasyland also has a pool and a multiplex and the Vipers are gonna get promoted.
01:29Wait, that's Aoife's Realityland.
01:31You know what I mean.
01:33We will win!
01:36I find a simple grinning approach the most methodical.
01:39Oh, can he even hear himself?
01:41Cringe.
01:42And he has headphone hair.
01:44Not long before I make a find that will put me in the history books.
01:47You said we get rich doing this.
01:50Let's bail.
01:50For lo, he did scour the fields of Midvale.
01:54And many treasures did he unearth to great acclaim.
01:58And they did call him Connor.
02:04Finder of...
02:11Rusty Screws.
02:16OK.
02:17We need to be the chasers.
02:19Jim, what you got?
02:21Right.
02:22I've been watching vids on the chasers, doing vital research.
02:25Well done.
02:25They're unbeatable.
02:26Great.
02:27So positive.
02:28I am positive.
02:30That we'll lose.
02:31You're our coach.
02:32You must have some kind of strategy.
02:34I do.
02:42We say we can't play because we got caught up in a bank heist.
02:52We don't need this.
02:54We can win.
02:55We just need to train hard and stay focused.
02:58Well then someone better not get distracted.
03:01Or annoyed.
03:02What?
03:03Oh!
03:05Oh!
03:06OK.
03:07I promise literally nothing will make me distracted or annoyed.
03:13So distracted and annoyed.
03:15We need to do match prep and can't concentrate with the stench.
03:20This is history.
03:21Breathe in the aroma of bygone kings and queens.
03:24What?
03:25And bygone sheep and cow poo.
03:27And half a toilet seat.
03:30Bit of persistence and anti-back.
03:34I'm sure Connor could find the other half.
03:37We could end up being a local hero.
03:40Ah!
03:40Here it is.
03:42So good the vipers had we got promoted.
03:44The vipers.
03:45Zero chance.
03:46I am on my best behaviour.
03:48I will not rise to the bait.
03:52Delusional losers.
03:54Delusers!
03:59We'll see who the real deluser is.
04:03Ooh, what's going to be Connor's next find?
04:06Hmm?
04:08An 100% authentic rare Roman coin.
04:14Made in China.
04:15Made in China.
04:26Yeah, I probably should be training with the vipers,
04:28but I snuck out for a sec to honour our local hero.
04:36What are you doing, chumpy?
04:38Just a jog before my must-win match.
04:41I had a lovely chat with a little old lady
04:44who was walking her dog.
04:46She said something about a Roman settlement here,
04:48and then...
04:50Wait, stop.
04:51Tell me more.
04:53She had a Bichon Fries?
04:55No, I mean, I've never heard there was a Roman settlement in Midvale.
04:58She said it was...
05:00here.
05:03But history was never your strongest subject.
05:06Says the person who thought Plato invented modelling clay.
05:10You'll never find anything.
05:14Stand aside, sad sack.
05:19Excellent.
05:20That's three more training sessions with fame.
05:22If we keep this up, vipers, promotion.
05:25Tick!
05:26You've actually managed to stay focused.
05:28You are kidding.
05:30Trust me.
05:31This match is all I've been thinking about.
05:36Behold, I have hit the jackpot.
05:43Not the reaction I was expecting.
05:46Tell us about your amazing find.
05:48Said nobody ever.
05:51Yeah, the testing is lame.
05:53This could be worth millions.
05:56And also, well interesting, so, um...
05:59How do we get the cash?
06:01We?
06:02Exactly.
06:02All those hours searching, now we have this amazing find.
06:06Oh, wow.
06:08You found an 100% authentic coin.
06:11You should tell Holt.
06:12You think?
06:13Yeah.
06:14He'll probably have a big hero's reception.
06:17Just for you.
06:18And the whole school will be there.
06:20Worshipping you all.
06:22We might even get a day off!
06:25What?
06:26That is so funny.
06:27The coin.
06:28It's legit fake.
06:30How do you know?
06:31I planted it.
06:32Best prank ever!
06:36This is exactly the kind of distraction we warned you about.
06:39It's just a joke.
06:40Honestly, what's the worst that could happen?
06:45It won't dig itself!
06:48Buffoons!
06:49I'm surrounded by buffoons!
06:55I need a wet wipe!
06:57Aoife, this is not good.
07:00It won't affect our match prep.
07:03Now, let's get our run in.
07:05You!
07:06Have those children removed and or tased?
07:10This is a restricted area!
07:14I mean, a little tasing will be fine.
07:17Get a move on!
07:19Tasing children is not fine.
07:23Chill!
07:24The dig will be outside.
07:25I'll see you never dig again!
07:27I mean, it's not like they'll be taking over the school!
07:31Move along!
07:33History has claimed this domain!
07:36Joseph Swiftly, with all your cultural walls!
07:39You heard the man.
07:40He's an archaeologist, dammit!
07:41Clear the area!
07:43Excellent marshalling!
07:44A pleasure.
07:45Dr Ford, I presume.
07:46I'm Mr Holt, headmaster of Midvale.
07:48Midvale?
07:49The school we're standing in.
07:50This is a school.
07:52Thought it was some sort of detention centre.
07:56Very nice of you to say.
07:58Big fan, by the way.
07:59Your work at Rutland was seminal.
08:02Well, a team effort.
08:04Yes, I did a lot of heavy lifting.
08:06I've just ordered rather an expensive Roman coin collection myself, awaiting delivery.
08:12Magnificous!
08:13Let me know when it gets there. I'll sign it. No charge.
08:16Gosh!
08:17Hanks!
08:17I've always wanted to do what you do.
08:19It's so important.
08:20Yeah.
08:21But not for the faint-hearted.
08:24The heat.
08:25The dust.
08:27The snakes.
08:30Airport security kills.
08:32Joking!
08:33We're always trouble, premium.
08:37Hilarious Maximus.
08:39That is I.
08:41The eminent Dr Ford.
08:42Of all people.
08:44It says here he used messages from his dreams to make his discoveries.
08:48A maverick that gets things done his way.
08:51Sounds familiar?
08:54Look, if we want to get a cut of the cashola, we need to look the power.
09:02And all this happened because of my find.
09:03Because of my find?
09:05What? Your find?
09:06Well, you've got a big dig to get to, and I've got these inmates to deal with.
09:11Hard labour always works back in the day.
09:13But a public flogging is always good to fall back on.
09:16Glorious times.
09:18Shoo! Shoo!
09:23I found that coin.
09:25Yes, on school premises.
09:27Therefore, legally, I get credit for it.
09:29Well, we've got hats.
09:31Which I should be confiscating.
09:38Eifa, this has gone too far.
09:41I know, but training for our match is way more important.
09:45Period.
09:46I'll fix it after.
09:48Everything will be okay.
09:53Oh, no.
10:00You can't close the gym.
10:02Of course I can.
10:03It's the ideal spot for work quarters.
10:06Perfect and...
10:08Work?
10:08There's a bed over there.
10:10We have a must-win match coming up.
10:13Oh!
10:14Whose idea was the bed?
10:16Brilliant!
10:17That's mine!
10:19Er...
10:20I may have drooled slightly.
10:23Erm...
10:24Just turn the pillow over.
10:25So we have to miss a vital training session, just so you can have a nap?
10:30Not a nap.
10:33In deep meditation, I traverse oceans of time.
10:37And I embrace the shadows of the past.
10:41Er...what?
10:42He dreams of his past lives and makes his discoveries.
10:46Yes.
10:46I dreamt of Midas Avalos.
10:49In all its glory.
10:52What?
10:53And then I saw it now.
10:56Right.
10:57As discussed.
10:59The gym is closed.
11:00Now, XI!
11:02You!
11:03Get me a new pillow.
11:08Wait!
11:09So now we have nowhere to train for our most important match of the season?
11:13Aoife, you need to fess up.
11:15Okay, I'll do it now.
11:19Mike's so touchy.
11:20A full-scale dig at my school.
11:23Marvellous.
11:24Twelve-year-old Mr Holt would be elated.
11:27What about you?
11:28Twelve-year-old Jimmy would be outside playing footy on the pitches if they weren't closed.
11:33Right.
11:34Own up.
11:34Suffer a teeny detention.
11:37Win the match.
11:38And then hopefully everyone will stop shouting at me.
11:41If anyone took this joy from me now, there would be actual hell to pay.
11:46Fiery, grizzly hell.
11:48I would take everything they love away from them and then just laugh.
11:53Evilly.
11:55It's our new plan.
11:56Say nothing and make a new new plan.
12:01OK, if I come clean, Holt will take away everything I love.
12:04Kittens!
12:05Obviously, but mostly basketball.
12:07And then we won't get promoted.
12:08So, new new plan.
12:09Keep quiet and train wherever, whenever we can.
12:12Er, slight health and safety issue. Training near a dig site.
12:15Duh.
12:16Everywhere else is closed.
12:17We'll just have to be super careful.
12:20WAH!
12:20And this is the brush I used at Rutland.
12:29Sable-bristled.
12:30Can I hold it?
12:31No.
12:32Can't be touched by human hands.
12:34Except for mine.
12:35Yes, no, I knew that.
12:37Look at Holt.
12:38That's my hat.
12:39And Ford is so full of himself.
12:43I can show you this humdinger.
12:46Second century.
12:47Found it in Newstead.
12:49Are you even allowed to have that?
12:51I can do whatever I want on my digs.
12:55Including choosing my own team.
12:58Really?
12:59Do you think you could get me in?
13:00I've got my own trowel.
13:01Perhaps.
13:02It could get rough.
13:04Six straight months in the Bahamas.
13:07I've got some holiday saved.
13:09Ooh.
13:11I say, we go over there, take the hat and make Holt talk.
13:17No, it's too heavy handed.
13:18We just have to appeal to his conscience.
13:22Holt's my uncle.
13:23I know he doesn't have a conscience.
13:25He once claimed he made Christmas dinner, including trifle, for our whole family.
13:29This is chocolate, Mrs Reynolds.
13:31I specifically asked for sherry trifle.
13:34Turns out, it was made by the old lady next door.
13:38Right, we need to start a campaign.
13:40Truth detectors for the truth.
13:44So, apparently, training next to heavy machinery is quite dangerous.
13:48Who knew?
13:49Solution, we train here instead.
13:51Hardly anyone uses it, so...
13:55Oh, sorry, the court's taken.
13:58Bye.
14:00You don't need both baskets.
14:02Actually, we do.
14:03For our jackets.
14:05There's only one way to fix it.
14:07Match.
14:07Win against dibs?
14:09Yeah, losers back off.
14:12Ah...
14:13But you already are losers.
14:16You won't be saying that when we beat the chasers and get promoted.
14:19Well, I will.
14:20Because you won't.
14:21You're only saying that because you don't want to play with us.
14:23Because, you know, we're better than you.
14:25Fine.
14:25Let's settle this now.
14:31Yeah, nice to...
14:32Go.
14:39Yes.
14:40Go!
14:41Go!
14:43Go and shout over.
14:53NILA RUN
15:03Justice for Connor? That's me, by the way
15:06Yeah, give him justice
15:08You really think all this is going to work?
15:11I seem to have forgotten that I was the one that found that coin in the first place
15:15There is no way Holt will get full past me without me noticing
15:18Let me take you inside for some luncheon
15:21Not with my eagle eyes
15:28So much for your eagle eye
15:29It appears I may have underestimated Holt's stealth tactics
15:33So we were all these geeks, so no payday?
15:36Told you, may as well give up
15:38At least I can fall back on my modelling career
15:42No
15:43We still have one more card to play
15:45We call in the one who can make even Nero quiver in fear
15:49Blackjack? Made them myself
15:51No thanks, more of a cookie man
15:57But if you made them
16:19I'm out
16:21They're really good
16:23Annoyingly
16:24So are we
16:25So let's stop toying with the cobras and just smash them
16:29And then we can focus on beating the chasers
16:31Yeah
16:32Remember why we're here?
16:34Because you planted a fake coin
16:36Yes
16:37But
16:38No
16:38Promotion
16:39Let's win this
16:52No
16:56Bonnie, time out
16:57Time out
16:58Yes, come on
17:01Snaking our way back in front
17:03Go vipers
17:06So now I've totally made up for my Roman coin prank
17:09You still shut down the gym
17:11Yeah
17:12But look at us now
17:13Result
17:14Woo
17:20Maybe we can keep this between us
17:25It's a fake
17:27Saw ya
17:28Thanks Jessica
17:29I booked a ticket to the Bahamas
17:32I bought a floral print shirt
17:34You can still pull it off
17:36Some fake turn in it to sleigh
17:39I dug up half the field
17:40All because of Aoife's prank
17:43Oh right
17:44Well I'm Aoife everything
17:45You should make an example of her
17:47Cancel their last match
17:48And tell everyone
17:49No
17:54Mention this to anyone
17:55And I will hunt you down
17:58I have to cancel Auntie's Roadshow
17:59I was finally going to meet Fiona Bruce
18:01Play the game if you want
18:02But just get out of my sight
18:08Calm
18:09Remain calm
18:11Just go inside and think of a solution
18:14Any second now
18:16Take a deep breath
18:17And
18:21Help me
18:22Please
18:25Anything
18:30Mr. Halt
18:31What now
18:33Connor found that coin
18:36And I insist
18:37He gets recognition for it
18:39Yes that's true
18:41Connor was the one who found it
18:43He was completely responsible for all of this
18:47Yes
18:47Yes
18:48Yes
18:49Yes
18:50I will give you full credit for everything
18:57And that's how it's done
19:01Back of the net
19:04Yes
19:06Thank you
19:11For the first time in my life
19:14I'm riding high
19:15Dizzying
19:17This is amazing
19:18After years of not manifesting
19:20We're rich
19:23What's going on
19:24Mum got Halt to admit the whole dig was down to me
19:29Stop salad
19:30This calls for something deep fried
19:32Let's get a take away
19:33And you should book that holiday
19:35I quite fancy a sicily mama
19:37Yes
19:38I mean
19:39Si
19:40Ciao Italia
19:43Maybe we should wait a bit and stop
19:45With the silly accent
19:47Why wait signorina
19:48After dinner
19:49I am a calling the national paper
19:52Okay
19:52Round up
19:53First the Vibers were like
19:55Big match coming up
19:56We're one game away from promotion
19:58No distractions
19:59100% authentic rare Roman coin
20:03But then my prank got a smidge out of hand
20:05This is a restricted area
20:08And ruined sport for everyone
20:10Last either
20:11Including the Vipers
20:13We have no way to train for our most important match of the season
20:16Oh no
20:17And Jessica blabbed
20:18It's a fake
20:19And now Halt blames Conor
20:21Conor was the one who found it
20:22Mum got Halt to admit the whole dig was down to me
20:25So Mum's like
20:25No Italia
20:26Quite fancy a sicily mama
20:28If I play the match and say nothing
20:30Then Conor gets the blame
20:32So I feel more dub by dub
20:35So that's why I'm going to do this
20:39I have something to tell you
20:45So you planted a fake coin
20:48I'm really sorry
20:49Wait
20:50So Halt knew this
20:52And is going to let Conor take the blame
20:56Right
20:58The nerve
20:59Letting my son take the blame for your mistake
21:03Swanning around in your little history bubble
21:07Well it's about to burst mister
21:09Let him have it
21:11Yes queen
21:13Now
21:15You better sort this
21:17Fine
21:17I'll go and admit to everything
21:19But I'm taking Aoife down with me
21:20So you can kiss goodbye to basketball
21:23Disaster
21:23Come on brain
21:24Think
21:26We just need to get the entire dig
21:28Away from the school
21:29Without Dr Fod finding out the truth
21:32Symbols
21:33Ooh amazing idea
21:34How
21:35Delivery from Mr Halt
21:38Ah
21:39My Roman coins
21:41Take a look
21:42Now these are authentic
21:44I know
21:45We should just plant those coins in a different field
21:47To lure them away
21:48Maybe
21:49If I pull this off
21:50You might actually let me play in the game
21:52That is the most ridiculous
21:55Outlandish plan
21:56I have ever
21:56If you pull this off
21:57I'll let you play the match
22:10And that brings us back here
22:13See
22:13I told you this would be easy
22:15You still have to get Fod to leave the school
22:17And move the dig here
22:18Before we can play the match
22:19Yeah
22:20The nightmare's not over
22:22Nightmare
22:22That's it
22:25I know exactly what to do
22:32Any fines yet?
22:35Just half a toilet seat sir
22:38Right
22:40Time to go to work
22:51What now
22:53Servant
22:57Emperor Caligula
23:00You mean clangular
23:01She means Caligula
23:02Whatevs
23:03You may speak
23:05Speak
23:07There are special coins
23:08That are worth a lot of cash
23:10That you told us to hide
23:11From those
23:13Bad guys
23:20Well
23:21We didn't bury those
23:23Very valuable coins
23:25In the field outside of school
23:26We actually went
23:27Way over the other side of town
23:30Instead
23:34So
23:34Not in Midas Thalas
23:37No
23:37Near the super save
23:40I mean the Roman marketplace
23:45Now where are my snacks
23:55Dicking in the wrong place
24:02Right
24:03Fire up the diggers
24:05We're moving
24:08Yes
24:09Yes
24:15I've printed off my resume
24:17And I bought you a hip flask
24:20I'll call you
24:21Ready my chariot
24:23But
24:24You haven't got my number
24:32They're going
24:33So
24:33We can play
24:34As long as I don't have to spend
24:36Another picosecond
24:37In your company
24:38Do what you like
24:41Okay
24:42So I know we've not trained much
24:43But
24:44We humbled the cobras
24:45And we made the dig
24:46So we're getting promoted
24:47And nobody's standing in our way
24:57Foul
24:59This ref literally hates us
25:14Foul
25:15Foul
25:16Push foul
25:27Foul
25:30Foul
25:31Foul
25:32Vipers
25:32To jump
25:34What
25:35Come on
25:36Come on
25:37Come on
25:37Come on
25:37Come on
25:38Come on
25:38Travelling
25:39Time out
25:44We'd be winning if it wasn't for him
25:46The fact someone forgot to pack our boots doesn't help
25:51Yeah
25:52Sorry
25:53But we are the better team
25:55We're seconds away from a promotion
25:58We need a two-pointer
25:59I'll make the shot
26:01Trust me
26:01Go Vipers
26:04Yeah
26:11Jason
26:11Oh my god
26:13Oh my god
26:15Oh my god
26:15Oh my god
26:24No basket
26:25What?
26:27Time was up
26:28Basket doesn't count
26:29But it was just before the buzzer
26:31Yeah
26:32Score's good
26:34Final decision
26:44This is so not fair
26:47We have to say something
26:48What's the point?
26:50Yeah
26:50It's done
26:50The ref had it in for us
26:52Is this all over?
26:53Forget it
26:54I told you you could trust me
26:56This is definitely not Aoife's fantasy land
26:59This sucks
27:00Listen
27:02Yeah
27:03They lost
27:04Job done
27:08Wait
27:10What?
27:11What?
27:12What?
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