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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 08: The School Photo Screen Away Engsub
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00:22This is really bad, and I'm not just talking about my hair.
00:25I'm lost in town, getting chills by mind.
00:28And I need to get back to Midvale right now, to stop a horrible romantic calamity.
00:35Bad girl, stop.
00:40I think it's time for a rewind.
00:53It's a beautiful day, and I'm feeling really positive.
00:57The Vipers are back to their winning ways.
01:06And if we win next week, we'll get promoted up to League One.
01:10That's back-to-back promotions.
01:12Everything's coming up smelling like roses.
01:17Jim!
01:19I'd give it a minute if I was you.
01:25And, as captain, it means I have the undying love of my grateful teamies.
01:38Jim!
01:38What?
01:41Aww, he loves his cereal.
01:55Is it just me, or is Jim literally everywhere at the moment?
01:58I hadn't noticed.
02:00Ah!
02:01Exam revision.
02:03The old cue card technique.
02:06Classic.
02:07You've got a bit of substance on that one there.
02:10You might go and wipe it off.
02:19So, what's your point?
02:20The gym's always everywhere.
02:23He's not bothering me.
02:24Who's not whatting who?
02:26Jim!
02:26This is a girls' conversation.
02:28What?
02:29I'll go and count my shuttlecocks.
02:32Come on.
02:33Team huddle.
02:34How do we get Jim to spend more time at his own house?
02:37Ideas.
02:38Go.
02:38Aoife, this isn't a team thing.
02:40It's a you thing.
02:41But I'm your cat.
02:42Captain.
02:42How about I make it worth your while?
02:45Sarah, I'll do your homework.
02:47No, please don't.
02:48Nayla, you can use me as a dumbbell.
02:50I already have dumbbells.
02:51Shut up.
02:52I'll let you do my hair.
02:53Aoife, stop.
02:54You can't keep relying on us.
02:56If you've got a problem with gym, you've got to deal with it yourself.
02:59Fine.
03:00Well, don't come asking for my help when your house is infested with teachers.
03:04What now?
03:07I'd love to do your hair.
03:11Provision is a muzz game, mate.
03:13I'm going to ace this exam by the power of cheating.
03:18You can't.
03:19Holt knows all the tricks.
03:21Not this one.
03:22You've probably been noticing that I've been sniffling a lot over the past few days.
03:28Probably think I've got a cold, right?
03:30Well, you have got a cold.
03:32Wrong.
03:32Saw apart my plan.
03:34I've got the answers written on a tissue.
03:37All I've got to do is pretend I'm about to sneeze.
03:42And then the solution is right before my eyes.
03:47You're both losers.
03:49I ain't done an exam all year.
03:52I've got a sweet scan to do just a whole nightmare.
03:55What about your academic record?
03:56Well, I can't care about so many if I don't know what it is.
04:00So that's all sweaty.
04:01What are you doing, eh, Jim?
04:05I wanted you to have this for the exam.
04:07He's brought me loads of luck.
04:08I'd have done even worse without him.
04:11Well...
04:12Eh?
04:18Oh, thanks.
04:34Oh, is Jim your dad now?
04:37No, he's just my mum's boyfriend.
04:40All dads start out as mum's boyfriends, you idiot.
04:43It'll be the Winning Bell suit.
04:45And then it'll be Dad teaching forever!
04:52It's just everywhere.
04:54When I go home, there's gyms.
04:56When I go to school, there's gym.
04:59When I go to the gym, there's gym.
05:01It's just...
05:02Jim, jim, jim, jim, jim, jim, jim!
05:05There has to be something we can do.
05:08All done.
05:10What do you think?
05:12Ah!
05:14I know!
05:16I'm blown away, too.
05:18It's just a shame it'll wash out.
05:20Okay.
05:22It's not so bad.
05:23I just need to get through the day.
05:26I can manage that.
05:33Oh, my goodness.
05:35I love your new look.
05:37And so brave of you to do that to yourself on school photo day.
05:41Look up a little bit.
05:44Why do I never look at my timetable?
05:46Oh, here.
05:47Slip in front of me.
05:49I want to be there for you when that hair is immortalised forever.
05:53Thanks, Jessica.
05:54That's so kind of you.
05:56Just give me one minute.
05:57There's something I have to do first.
06:05I did that.
06:07If I keep running forever, they won't be able to photograph me.
06:18Clanger?
06:19Shh!
06:20You've blown my cover.
06:21I am hiding from an exam.
06:23Hide it?
06:24Disguised as a cleaner.
06:28That's absolute genius!
06:32I want in.
06:35Yes.
06:36He's not going to be my dad.
06:38He's not going to be my dad.
06:40He can't be my dad.
06:45Jim, I was wondering if...
06:47Oh, well, careful there, son.
06:51Look, Jim, I just wanted to ask what your intentions are towards my mum.
06:57Like, are you considering any new steps in your relationship?
07:01Oh.
07:03Well, there is a big question I've been thinking of asking her.
07:08Whoa.
07:09Oh.
07:09Right.
07:10Okay.
07:12The thing is, it's quite a big change in our lives and I'm worried she might say no.
07:16She will.
07:16She'll say no.
07:17Really?
07:20Maybe you could ask her for me?
07:22What?
07:23No!
07:24I couldn't!
07:25No way!
07:26Oh, that's the bell.
07:28I got a flea.
07:29I mean, go.
07:31Um, exam.
07:32Sorry.
07:33Bye!
07:39Just find one spot, right?
07:40Clean it very slowly and don't do anything to draw any attention to yourself.
07:45Jim's going to propose to my mum?
07:47Whoa, no.
07:48That is completely wrong.
07:50What am I going to do?
07:52I need to stop him.
07:54Stop.
07:56You're going to get us caught.
07:57Hey!
07:58I told you.
08:00What are you doing?
08:02Are you from the agency?
08:04I'm going to say yes.
08:08Typical.
08:09All right.
08:11Come with me.
08:14Now.
08:18Right.
08:20Get that lot loaded up.
08:22Pronto.
08:29Hey, look!
08:30It's Jim!
08:32Now of a chance!
08:35Ooh!
08:40Go on.
08:53What are you doing?
08:54You're supposed to be helping!
08:56Yeah.
08:57Hold this.
08:58No!
09:03He's not seeing us!
09:05Jiggle it about!
09:09Do...
09:11...it Jim!
09:14You know what?
09:15I will.
09:16I'm going to ask Bree tonight.
09:18Thanks!
09:20Mysterious big-haired lady.
09:24Urgh!
09:26Disastrophe!
09:27Come on.
09:30That was a total misfire!
09:33But at least I've got the rest of the day to stop him.
09:37It'll all be okay.
09:40Come on.
09:41Give us a hand with this!
09:42Take the end.
09:45No, Mike!
09:48Go on!
09:55Hey!
09:57Hey!
09:58Let us out!
09:59Hey!
10:00Calm down!
10:01It's not going to drive off with us in the back!
10:06Whoa!
10:08Help!
10:09Stop the van!
10:11We're still in here!
10:13Whoa!
10:15Whoa!
10:15I lost me heart to blue, blue eyes
10:20The fields of green of the blue, blue skies
10:26Where the time of me life
10:29Wah-wah!
10:31Ow!
10:32This is horrible!
10:35Hey!
10:36We can text for help!
10:39My phone!
10:42Where's my phone?
10:44I must have dropped it while I was doing your stupid jiggling!
10:47Don't let my side for your sloppy jiggling!
10:49There is nothing wrong with my jiggling!
10:51And I wouldn't have been jiggling at all if you hadn't...
10:53Wait.
10:55We've stopped.
11:06I've stopped.
11:06Where are we?
11:07A long way from school...
11:08And we need to get back before Jim marries my mum!
11:10Come on!
11:11Oi!
11:12New!
11:13Stop!
11:14Oh!
11:24That was terrible!
11:26And it's all because your dad blew his nose on my answers!
11:29I've told you, he's not my dad.
11:32Connor, I've made up my mind.
11:34I'm going to do it tonight.
11:36You're going to...
11:38Are you sure?
11:40Well, I wasn't, but then this mysterious big-haired cleaner
11:44appeared before me,
11:46holding aloft a message.
11:49Do it, Jim.
11:52I think it was a sign.
11:54I mean, it sounds like it literally was a sign.
11:57Yeah, it really was.
11:59Better get a loin and brush some rings.
12:04You are so cooked, mate.
12:15We lost him.
12:17Where even are we?
12:21Completely the wrong side of town.
12:25Stop screaming.
12:27At your phone?
12:28Jim's gone shopping for engagement rings.
12:31We're out of our depth.
12:33I need help.
12:34I need the Vipers.
12:35And Charlotte owes me for this hair.
12:37I could ring my brother.
12:38He can give us a lift.
12:39Wait, I need to ask the Vipers to stop, Jim.
12:42After I ring my brother, give me your phone.
12:44No!
12:50Could this day get any worse?
12:54Please, help us.
12:56We lost former school kids.
12:59No one's going to believe you're a school kid dressed like that.
13:02You look like a vampire in community service.
13:05Every second we are stuck here is a second closer to Jim being my stepdad.
13:11What are we going to do?
13:13We could get the boss.
13:15Yes!
13:17But how are we going to pay when we don't have our phones?
13:20It's impossible.
13:23Wait, what about that weird metal stuff old people use?
13:26You mean money?
13:28Yeah, let's use that.
13:30Brilliant.
13:31Have you got any?
13:31No.
13:35But I might know how we can get some.
13:41Isn't it busking's illegal for kids?
13:43Course it isn't.
13:44Or is it?
13:45I've literally never even thought about it.
13:49You just beat a rhythm and I'll show off my basketball skills.
13:53And then we'll get showered in cash.
13:55But you don't even have a ball.
13:57I'll just pretend.
13:58Like mime artists.
14:00Hang on.
14:01What if we're in another mime's busking spot?
14:04Stop worrying.
14:06It'll be fine.
14:07Ready?
14:08Go.
14:14Come on, people.
14:16Cuff up.
14:17Imagine how you'd feel if Jim was going to marry your mum.
14:28My mime artists.
14:31I told you.
14:34Keep very, very still.
14:38What do they want?
14:39It's okay.
14:41I speak mime.
14:43I once got trapped at a circus skills workshop.
14:48They say that
14:52they have permission to busk on this spot.
14:57And if we don't move,
15:02they'll trap us inside of an imaginary glass box.
15:06And they've got bows and arrows.
15:08Run!
15:09Run!
15:17Do you know where Aoife is?
15:18Her phone's turned off.
15:20I haven't seen her since sharded her hair.
15:21She was so happy.
15:23She screamed.
15:24She's probably gone into hiding.
15:26No!
15:26She can't.
15:27I need her.
15:28Jim's going to propose to mum.
15:30Aww!
15:30No, I think you're mispronouncing...
15:32I need to stop him.
15:35Why?
15:36It's lovely.
15:37It's not lovely.
15:38It's a disaster.
15:40Please, you've got to help me.
15:42Oh.
15:43Meltdown imminent.
15:45Right.
15:46Pull yourselves together.
15:47Who is the man of the house?
15:49After mum, you mean?
15:50Is it me?
15:50Well, after Aoife too.
15:52But yes, so you go to Jim and you say,
15:55Oi, stay off my turf.
15:58Right.
15:58Good.
16:02You could also present him with a detailed floor plan of your house
16:06to illustrate how little free space is available.
16:09Right.
16:10Good.
16:11Keep coming.
16:12Then you can give him a makeover after.
16:14I could do his hair.
16:16Okay.
16:18Um, maybe not that last bit, but yes.
16:21The Operation No New Daddy commence.
16:24We'll work on the name.
16:33I mean, who even knew mimes could run so fast?
16:37Even against the wind.
16:38Wait.
16:40I know where we are.
16:42My auntie Lena lives round here.
16:44She might have bus fare.
16:46Good enough.
16:47Let's go.
16:53Aoife, it's this way.
16:58Oh, clangy, where are you?
17:00Auntie, auntie, auntie, auntie, auntie, auntie, auntie.
17:05Not in front of Aoife.
17:09The Aoife?
17:10The one you keep telling me about?
17:12My reputation precedes me.
17:15That awful girl that keeps getting you in trouble with the headmaster?
17:19What?
17:21Can we just come in?
17:23Oh, I suppose.
17:25I'll give you an eye on you.
17:33More pace.
17:34There you go.
17:35Joe!
17:35Well done.
17:37Yeah, run.
17:38Oh, hey, Connor.
17:39How's it going?
17:40Oh, good, good.
17:41Go!
17:42Look, Jim, I'm a man and I want to talk to you about Mum.
17:46Ah, my favourite subject.
17:49Apart from footy, of course.
17:51Ah, kidding.
17:54Your mum is numero uno, poor moi.
17:58Right.
17:58But, you see, I've checked the house floor plan and...
18:02The way she's brought you and Aoife up.
18:05It's amazing.
18:07I just want to say, it's a privilege that you've made me so welcome in your family.
18:12Oh, right.
18:15That's nice.
18:16Yeah.
18:17And look, my phone's just made this lovely, er, photo montage.
18:41That actually is really lovely.
18:44Yeah.
18:46So, what is it you wanted to say?
18:55The thing is, I really, really need to get back to school to stop this horrible, romantic incident.
19:01So, please, can we just have some bus fare?
19:04You should have thought about that before you led my lovely clan gate astray.
19:07He's told me all about you.
19:10Like I'm the best baller at school?
19:12No.
19:13Like how you flooded the school toilets and convinced the headmaster he'd bought a sheep.
19:19But, Clangor did all of that.
19:22Yeah.
19:23That's what you want everyone to think, isn't it?
19:25Bad girl.
19:27The thing is, I want it.
19:29We do need some money to get back to school.
19:32Well, I suppose, since you've asked.
19:39Bad girls don't get bus fare.
19:41What?
19:43Could I at least use your phone?
19:47Only if you promise to stop bothering my innocent little clangy.
19:53Of course.
19:57Come on, Clangy, you've got more good looking since I last saw you.
20:01Oh, thank you, Orny.
20:02Hello?
20:03Connor, it's me.
20:04I remember his number because he sang it as a song for six months.
20:08Aoife, what are you doing?
20:09Never mind that.
20:10Just tell me you've changed Jim's mind.
20:12About that.
20:13Um, I think we might have been a bit hasty.
20:17Jim's a nice guy and he's got this really great photo montage.
20:21He's bottled it.
20:23Just pass me to Zara.
20:26Time to go nuclear?
20:28Yeah.
20:30Uh-huh.
20:31I see.
20:33We're a team, Aoife.
20:35We've got you back.
20:36Leave it to us.
20:40Now, to get that bus fare.
20:42Oh.
20:43Is that an ant?
20:48OK, I did do that, but none of the other stuff.
20:56I'll pay her back.
20:58I'll definitely pay her back.
21:11Costume alterations, done.
21:13Letter forgery, complete.
21:15Documents printing.
21:34Shall we get a snack?
21:36Yeah.
21:42He's too full of cake.
21:46Hey!
22:04And now we're back to the beginning.
22:06Why are all the people I've annoyed?
22:08So angry with me.
22:09Bad girl, stop!
22:18There's a bus stop!
22:20I'm going to make it!
22:21I'm going to make it!
22:28Aoife!
22:41Stop, leave me alone!
22:44You can stop chasing me now!
22:46I missed the bus!
22:48I wasn't chasing you.
22:49I was running away from Aunt Elina.
22:51She was trying to wipe my face with her anki.
22:56Oh.
22:57What do they want?
22:59They say that...
23:03They just want to give us our buckets back.
23:06And that we left them at the last Boskinsport.
23:10Midvale have been in touch.
23:11And I just wanted to give you a lift back to school.
23:16Got it!
23:17You can't go without taking any cake with you,
23:20even if you are bad.
23:22I'm sorry I took the bus fare.
23:24Yeah, I feel really bad.
23:27Oh, I'm hungry.
23:29I think it's time for a replay.
23:32When I got up this morning,
23:33Jim was completely everywhere.
23:36Oh, Jim!
23:37And then Charlotte gave me this hairstyle.
23:39And I was like...
23:39Is this school photo day?
23:42No!
23:43So I hid out as a cleaner.
23:45But then Connor says,
23:46Jim's going to propose to my mom!
23:48Do it, Jim!
23:49So I tried to stop him,
23:50but it was totally no way.
23:53Disastrophe!
23:53And then the van drove us off.
23:55And my phone went down a drain.
23:57Give me your phone!
23:58No!
24:00And I got chased by some mimes.
24:01And a cakey ante.
24:03Bad girl, stop!
24:04It turns out that I was so busy thinking people were bad...
24:07You can't go without taking any cake with you.
24:09Look, I miss how nice they actually were.
24:11I guess that's the same with Jim.
24:13My move!
24:14He's the Vipers' biggest fan.
24:19And he really loves my mum.
24:21So I think Connor's right.
24:22He is a nice guy.
24:24When I get back to school,
24:25I'll tell him he's got my blessing.
24:28Oh, no.
24:30What about the Vipers?
24:31I've got to tell him to stop!
24:38Ethan, you're back!
24:41And your hair still looks great!
24:43Where have you been?
24:44Never mind that.
24:44Just tell him you haven't done anything to upset Jim.
24:47If you've done anything, we've made him happy.
24:48You could see he's feeling out of this world.
24:51What have you done?
24:59A letter for me?
25:04From the Pioneer Space Agency.
25:09Jim!
25:11Aoife!
25:13Have you been called up by the Pioneer Space Agency too?
25:16No, listen, Jim.
25:18Something really bad has happened.
25:19I know!
25:20The International Space Station's on a collision course with the moon
25:23and only a P.E. teacher can fix it.
25:26No!
25:26Not that!
25:28What happened was,
25:29I've been so caught up in what I wanted,
25:30I forgot what makes my mum happy.
25:32Which, for some reason, is you.
25:35But what I'm trying to say is,
25:37ask the question.
25:38Me and Connor will be here to support you.
25:40Oh, that's really nice.
25:41I will.
25:43As soon as I'm back from space.
25:46You're not going to space!
25:48What?
25:49Huh?
25:52Huh?
25:54Huh?
25:57Huh?
26:00Huh?
26:02Huh?
26:20Breed, knowing you has made this the best, the happiest year of my life, but relationships
26:31need to change in order to move forward. So Breed, I'd like to ask you if you'd consent to
26:43having onion rings instead of chips for our takeaway tonight?
26:46What?
26:48Oh Jim, a wad! I love onion rings!
26:52Brilliant! Because to be honest, I've already bought them!
26:56Onion rings?
27:00What's all this about? And why were you down on one knee?
27:03I don't know. The kids insisted on it. They were really keen. I asked you this all day.
27:08That's weird. Didn't even know they liked onion rings.
27:11Ha!
27:12That was a bit disappointing.
27:15Shame to us all this stuff though.
27:17What?
27:19Let's have a party!
27:42Omefa!
27:43Didn't want you to miss your photo.
27:45Ah!
27:47Ah!
27:49That is what I'm doing!
28:01Thick or Doot!
28:06They weren't making one-
28:08acquaintance! Ù¾
28:08simplesmente еšim orRA
28:11following? Coarsevo續н
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