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Lil' Romeo, big time artist, creator of this season's intro for the show guest stars and helps Static take down a Parasite knock-off
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00:09Oh
00:30What are you staring at?
00:49Now this is really hot
00:54I thought that sounded like you, Iban
00:56Want to steal some wheels? Go ahead
00:58But these are mine
01:07You're not, Iban
01:08You're some kind of freak
01:11Hey, I can't ignite
01:13No, but I can
01:24Where am I?
01:25A jail cell, dear boy
01:27You should feel right at home
01:31Iban, what are you doing here?
01:34He took my powers too, chump
01:36What are you?
01:37The leech
01:38Because I can suck the powers out of other metahumans
01:41And once I collect all you bang babies
01:44I'm going to be unstoppable
01:46A mega metahuman
01:48So if you'll excuse me
01:49Time to find some more suckies
01:51Suckers
02:03Big name X
02:05So who do I choose?
02:07The biggest of them all
02:08You, little Romeo
02:10We'll do concerts
02:12TV
02:12Movies
02:14All produced by yours truly
02:15Bernie Rast
02:16Wait till you hear what I have planned
02:18It's little Romeo
02:20And how can you plan anything
02:21When we don't have a contract yet?
02:23My word is my contract
02:24Ask anybody
02:25I have
02:27Oh
02:28Yeah
02:31But listen
02:32I've got the perfect way for you to connect with your fans
02:35To show them that you're a regular dude
02:37They already know that
02:38Right, right, my bad
02:40Anyway, it's like this
02:42I held a contest
02:43You what?
02:45And these two girls won the chance to direct your next video
02:48Look, I'm sure they cool and all
02:50But I don't have time to do some girl's home movie
02:53I pass
02:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa
02:56Guess who these girls guarantee they can get to be in the video with you
03:00Static?
03:00Who?
03:01Only your favorite superhero
03:04Static?
03:05Word
03:05We could even get you your own static costume
03:08For real?
03:09If I ask him to, it's done, baby. Static and me, we did a big show together, and so we
03:14tight, you know what I'm saying? It ain't an old thing but a second way.
03:17Okay, Mr. Rask, if you really got Static, you got a deal.
03:21Trust me, I've got Static.
03:24What?
03:25We didn't mean to promise we could get Static. It just kind of came out that way when we filled
03:29out the contest entry form.
03:31Who did you make that promise to?
03:33The guy who ran the contest. He's the biggest, greatest, most successful Hollywood producer ever.
03:39Bernie Rask!
03:40Bernie Rask?
03:42Pretty cool, huh? I'm gonna put up a bunch of flyers. Maybe Static will see one of them and contact
03:47us. See you later!
03:50That show we did with Rask was a disaster. I'm not going near that guy.
03:55Yeah, but you're not gonna leave Frida and Daisy hanging, are you?
03:58Look, they got themselves into this, they can get themselves out. There's no way I'm gonna be in that video.
04:03Ever!
04:05It's so good to see you again, Mr. Static. Now, hold still.
04:11You know, I admire a brother who sticks to his principles. You wouldn't happen to see one around, would you?
04:17There you are!
04:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
04:21Mwah! Thank you so much for doing me!
04:24I love that line. I can't get over it.
04:27Ha ha ha ha!
04:29Maybe this isn't gonna be so bad after all.
04:32Yo, Statman!
04:34Then again...
04:35You look fabulous! Been working out? Yeah, how's it going, Gizmo?
04:39My name is Gear.
04:40Yeah, yeah, I love the new name.
04:45Oh, Ron! Little Romeo's here!
04:50Sweet Ron. I bet it comes with its own zip code.
04:56Little Romeo, babe, how you doing?
04:58Yo, Static!
05:01Man, I'm like your biggest fan.
05:03You too, Gear.
05:04Back at you.
05:05Double back at ya.
05:07Romeo, meet Daisy and Frieda, your directors.
05:10We're so excited, but in a very professional way.
05:13Yes.
05:13First, we thought we'd block out the master shot.
05:15Then do close-ups.
05:16Then break the bedali setup.
05:17Cool, cool.
05:18But when do I get to put on my Static costume?
05:22Static costume?
05:23Oh, I forgot to mention that, didn't I?
05:30Now, this is what I call Static.
05:38Actually, that costume's kind of here on him.
05:44Damn. You. Feel it?
05:51Uh-oh.
05:52Cut! Cut!
05:52Sorry. Backpack's picked up a Meta-Human alert.
05:56Cool.
05:57This'll have to wait.
05:58There's trouble somewhere.
06:00Yeah, back in my schedule!
06:12Drop those jewels, Talon.
06:15How about if I drop you two instead?
06:17Wow!
06:25Iban, why are you...
06:28Hey, you're not Iban.
06:30No, my dear.
06:31My charms far exceed his.
06:38See?
06:39I always leave the ladies weak in the needless.
06:41Yo, Skullhead!
06:43Put her down!
06:43I'm not a chance.
06:45I'm not a chance.
06:46Not a chance.
06:46But I wouldn't want to leave you empty-handed.
06:49Catch!
06:53Next time, Static, it's your turn.
06:56Ta-ta!
06:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:15Lookin' good, Romeo.
07:17Careful you don't put me out of a job.
07:19I almost could, huh?
07:21Check out the special effects in my costume.
07:26Sweet!
07:27Now it's my turn.
07:29Yeah!
07:30Yeah!
07:31Hey!
07:31You see me in your thoughts?
07:32Wow!
07:33It must be awesome to have all that power.
07:36It's like unlimited.
07:37Not unlimited.
07:39Come on, come on, holler.
07:40Come on, come on, holler.
07:42This is gonna last those arms.
07:44They're not like the facts to stay off the wall.
07:46Let's go with your hands high in the air.
07:48If I get soaked with water, I short out just like this light bulb.
07:52See?
07:53Has that ever happened?
07:55Oh, yeah.
07:56Right in the middle of a beatdown.
07:58What'd you do?
07:59I used my head to figure out some way to recharge myself.
08:02Sometimes this is the most reliable superpower of them all.
08:06Yo, Denzel.
08:07What up?
08:08They got those cheese dingos you like on my way.
08:12Tight communicator.
08:13It's called a shock box.
08:15Here, you can borrow it.
08:16Now your costume's really authentic.
08:19Thanks.
08:21Things are going to do very good.
08:25So we start on you flying over the Ferris wheel, and we tilt down to Little Romy on the stage.
08:30Then you land next to him and sing along.
08:33Got it.
08:38Okay, this is a run-through.
08:45And action!
08:48Static and Rome, we down all the way.
08:51Playing is straight, this crime never pays.
08:53Static and Rome, we down all the way.
08:55Playing is straight, this crime never pays.
08:57Okay.
09:00Hey!
09:05Everybody, clear out!
09:10I told you I'd come back for you.
09:13Hey!
09:14Let me go, you freak!
09:18Static!
09:19This is terrible!
09:20What do you mean?
09:21Nobody killed me!
09:22She's not talking about you.
09:24Little Romeo's just been kidnapped.
09:28Let go, you weirdo!
09:31I don't understand.
09:32I should have leeched your powers by now.
09:34That's because I don't have any powers, fool.
09:38Hey, look, it's Little Romeo.
09:41You grabbed the wrong hero, Zero.
09:48Back off.
09:49Mess with me, and you have to mess with my posse.
09:52Do you really think I'm afraid of some street gang?
09:56Street gang?
09:57Dog, I'm talking about my lawyers.
10:00Romeo, you're crazy?
10:01Hang on, man!
10:04Static.
10:05Listen up, sucker dude.
10:06Let Romeo go.
10:08I'll tell you what.
10:09We'll make a trick.
10:10You get Little Romeo, and I get you.
10:13Deal.
10:14Where and when?
10:15The north side of the park in a half hour.
10:18And come along.
10:18Otherwise, Little Romeo's last album
10:21will really be his last album.
10:26So, uh, while you're waiting,
10:27think I can have your autograph?
10:29Hey, it's for my sister, okay?
10:31Okay, leech, here I am.
10:33Show yourself.
10:34Let's go.
10:34Break in.
10:39Here's another one guess who's a bad professional.
10:41Where's the winning end?
10:42Because we need to have a trap.
10:43It's hot.
10:44What you want to be treated?
10:45Can you get pretty?
10:46I'll see the ad like you.
10:47Chill out.
10:48I'll get you.
10:49No.
10:49Stay away.
10:50It's a trap.
10:56I'll get the break line stat.
10:57Better hurry.
11:01I'll get my business.
11:02I'll get my business.
11:04I'll get my business.
11:05They come in in two.
11:05Yo.
11:06Put it in.
11:06You can't walk in my shoes.
11:08I can't break these things.
11:09You're in the same shoes.
11:10Oh.
11:10Now I'm really busy.
11:12Yeah, you're busy.
11:13I'm busy.
11:14Yeah, so.
11:15Yo.
11:16I'm ready for this.
11:17I'm back.
11:18I'm not the radio hit.
11:19So.
11:20Still holding it.
11:48That's the last time I ride a rollercoaster.
11:50Surprise!
11:55Let's see you rap about this.
12:10Don't strain yourself. Now you're just like the rest of my collection. Powerless.
12:16For once, I really wish you could help us, hero.
12:20My powers!
12:23My wings! They're growing back!
12:30So that's why we're here. You can't hold onto anybody's powers, can you?
12:35That's right. So make yourself comfy. You'll be here for a long time.
12:40It happened right over there.
12:42I can't get Robin!
12:43Hey, what about the kid in the Titans?
12:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, the green one!
12:47I can send a limo right now!
12:48If only I could have done something.
12:50Don't worry, girl will find static.
12:52How many empty jails can there be in the city?
12:54Did you see anything else at the jail that might help?
12:56No, I told you everything. It was just a jail.
13:01Wait, wait, wait! Hang on!
13:03Leech punched the wall.
13:04But it wasn't made of brick. I think it was fake, just like in the movies.
13:13This is the oldest movie studio in Dakota.
13:16Now it's just used for storage.
13:19Max, take the ladies to the nearest police station.
13:22You wanna check this place out?
13:24No! Your fans would kill us if anything happened to you.
13:27Not to mention our producer.
13:29Okay, I promise not to go in until you get back with the police.
13:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
13:40Now these are what I call powers!
13:56It's definitely the right place.
14:17Oh!
14:31Daddy?
14:33Daddy?
14:34Yo, Daddy!
14:35Did you hear that?
14:36It's Lil' Romeo!
14:38Romeo!
14:39Over here!
14:39We're down here!
14:40We're in here!
14:40Come on, man!
14:41Romeo!
14:43Over here!
14:45Steady!
14:46Rapid to the rescue!
14:47Don't worry.
14:48I'll get you out of here.
14:49You got to get us all out of here.
14:59Talk about the mighty touch.
15:02Hey, Leech!
15:09I'll get you out of here!
15:10Ah!
15:12Ah!
15:13Ah!
15:14Ah!
15:14Uh!
15:15Poor boy.
15:16I'd steal your powers too, but they appear to be the kind you could buy at a hardware store.
15:33Come on, the door's over here.
15:39It's him!
15:47Keep going.
15:53All this work has made me a little hungry for power.
16:01Hey!
16:08Tell the head sucker we said adios.
16:11That'll teach you not to give me an autograph.
16:15What do we do?
16:20If those cables are hot, I might be able to recharge.
16:30Better hurry.
16:35How could they escape?
16:38Maybe they haven't.
16:50This is the part where you run.
16:52But you don't have enough juice.
16:54Let me worry about that.
16:59You don't have enough juice.
17:00You got anything.
17:04You wanna start something?
17:06ugh!
17:10You want something?
17:16Yeah.
17:32There's got to be something I can use on that fool.
17:49All tapped out, aren't you, Static? And you're gonna stay that way. I'll just use your powers to trap the
17:55others again.
18:04You're out of your league, kid.
18:10Yeah? Well, you're all washed up.
18:19You stole Static's power, but you got his weakness, too.
18:40That was pretty slick, setting off the sprinklers like that.
18:44Well, I just did like you said. I used that super power we all have up here.
18:55We'll take them downtown with the others.
18:59Yo, bro. They're easier to catch when they don't have their powers.
19:06Good work, my man.
19:07Guess the show's over for them, too.
19:10Yeah, like they say, cut, print, and that's a wrap.
19:14Do you think you have what it takes to join...
19:18...
19:20...
19:20...
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