00:19Welcome to the World Science Symposium.
00:22Gotham University is honored to host this distinguished gathering.
00:26Here, the greatest minds in science will discuss and exchange exciting new ideas in technology.
00:37You think these ideas are new? Forget it, man!
00:46It's the same old story. We're a push-button society.
00:50Technology makes our heads soft, our bodies weak.
00:53But I've got a new idea. Blow it up! Blow it all up!
01:01Whoa.
01:04Then how would we make cappuccino?
01:12We're slaves to the machine, Batman! Someone's got to stop the madness!
01:21You are the madness.
01:22And you appointed yourself? Great.
01:29It's the only sane solution!
01:32Yeah, right.
01:40I hate to burst your bubble, Stan, but you're not playing with a full set of chips.
01:44Oh, yeah?
01:58Later, Batman!
02:00Later, Batman!
02:10Really?
02:22Ah, geek fest.
02:27Do you really think Dr. Selleck will show up?
02:29The world's leading scientists have all been invited.
02:32No, this way.
02:34What?
02:34You've been in Gotham before?
02:36Yes, and maybe we'll run into an old friend of mine.
02:39Who?
02:39Batman?
02:41Yeah, right.
02:43He's telling the truth.
02:45Whoa.
02:46For a robot, you got some connections.
02:56Not all of them good.
02:57There they are.
02:58Hold your fire until I give the signal.
03:02Now!
03:04What?
03:05Run!
03:08Go!
03:28Hold!
03:29Federal agents!
03:34Lousy feds.
03:35Heh.
03:53Are you serious, brother?
04:05It's not what you think. Listen. Big government, big lies. Forget it, man.
04:14Power to the people!
04:17He's not a person.
04:20Oh no.
04:30This big bad villain lives in that.
04:33You couldn't at least steal some money to get a better hideout?
04:38That's pathetic.
04:40Daddy's home!
04:43How's my little Boom Boom?
04:47Him? Just another victim of an uncaring society.
04:54Huh?
05:03Shhh.
05:13It's a scam, man. A conspiracy. I knew they were out to get me.
05:19But I'll outsmart them. I'll outsmart them all.
05:23What?
05:249-1-1 emergency services.
05:26You have to help me. You have to help right away.
05:28There's a problem. There's trouble, please.
05:29Whoa, whoa. Slow down.
05:30I need Batman.
05:30You want who? Batman?
05:32Kid, this is an emergency number.
05:34But this is an emergency.
05:36What kind?
05:37Big. Really big.
05:38I saw the royal flesh gang.
05:40Yeah, and they were trashing City Hall along with ink and light and a gazillion jokers and then-
05:44Listen, kid. Filing a false report is against the law.
05:47You don't want to get into trouble, do you?
05:48I'm already in trouble.
05:50I need Batman!
05:53I'll bet she's got lots of spare credits for us, right guys?
05:56Are you serious, brother?
06:12Hehehehe!
06:13This is perfect. Get lost, clowns.
06:16Not clowns. Jokers.
06:19Whatever.
06:20Not so fast, blondie. You haven't heard the punchline.
06:24Allow me!
06:24Ow! Not funny!
06:27Come here! Come here!
06:40Noogie time!
06:56Beat it, Chuckles.
06:58See you later!
07:00You wanted to see me?
07:01We have a mutual friend. His name is Zeta.
07:04Zeta? How did you get mixed up with him?
07:06Long story. The point is, he's in trouble.
07:08We were running from the feds and we got split up.
07:11Zeta was picked up by some muscle-bound gorilla with a thing for explosives.
07:15Mad Stan.
07:18Yup.
07:30Oh dear.
07:33Out of the way, man! I'm in a hurry!
07:40Roadhog!
07:41Ha!
07:54What happened?
07:55The feds, man. They almost grabbed you.
07:58And you saved me.
07:59Just fighting the power, man.
08:00Where's Ro?
08:01Who?
08:02My friend who was with me.
08:03Oh. He's safe.
08:06Ro's a girl.
08:07Right, right. I mean, she's safe. She's hiding out from the feds.
08:11Where?
08:12Here's the address.
08:17I gotta split, man. Make sure no one follows you.
08:21My pleasure.
08:27Nice man.
08:30But he should drive more carefully.
08:34Aww.
08:50According to my computer, that boat is registered under one of Stan's 200 known aliases.
08:54So let's nail the creep.
08:56Which one of these things is the door?
09:00I'll go. You're staying here.
09:02But-
09:02Don't make me lock you in.
09:04And just what am I supposed to do while you're gone?
09:11Enjoy.
09:14Thanks heaps.
09:21The house.
09:23The house.
09:28The house.
09:33No!
09:39The house.
09:42The house.
09:44The house.
09:47Wade, I just had a brush with Stan's security system.
09:52He should be out here chucking grenades.
09:54Stay sharp. He may have something worse up his sleeve.
10:08No bombs. You sure this is the right place?
10:15I told you to wait in the car.
10:17There was nothing good on the radio.
10:19Okay, but be quiet. Mad Stan is serious trouble.
10:35Good morning, Mary Sunshine.
10:40Stan!
10:50What's in there?
10:51A sedative. A strong one. He's out for a day at least. This looks amazingly bad.
10:58Ew, a barking rat.
10:59That's Boom Boom. Stan's early warning system.
11:04What you got there, killer?
11:07I bet this is for me.
11:11Yo, Batman!
11:12I hate being right.
11:14The killer robot?
11:15Uh-uh. Too easy, man.
11:18Saw through him right away.
11:19I could have trashed Wind-Up Boy, but then I figured
11:21I'd use him to teach you and the stinking feds a lesson.
11:25I sent your toy out with a special delivery.
11:27You want to find him?
11:29You've got until midnight.
11:31As for me, I'm taking a little trip to Renville.
11:35And I ain't waking up till it's over.
11:38So why are you still wasting time watching this?
11:41Tiki-tok, man. Tiki-tok.
11:44Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:01It's a big city. So many people.
12:04And Zeta could be any one of them.
12:06I'm going to need help. Expert help.
12:09Wait! What if Z contacts me?
12:11Here.
12:14Now you won't have to punch out jokers to get my attention.
12:17Sure. Spoil my fun.
12:21Huh.
12:48Stay sharp.
12:52What do you want?
12:53Zeta, I need to find him fast.
12:56The line forms behind me, wacko.
12:58You want to talk about wackos?
12:59Let's start with Mad Stan.
13:01He put our robot pal on the streets with a ticking bomb.
13:04If we don't find him, a chunk of this city goes boom.
13:07So the robot goes boom, too.
13:09That makes my life a whole lot easier.
13:10And what about the people?
13:12That's your department, hero.
13:15What?
13:18Hmm!
13:23You get the tracer on that thing?
13:25No problem.
13:26With any luck, he'll lead us right to Zeta.
13:30This is Michael Wilson, though.
13:40I alerted Agent Bennett, but...
13:41Bennett? How could you?
13:43I thought he'd help, but he wouldn't.
13:45Well, duh. I could have told you that.
13:50Terror, I reviewed Mad Stan's files.
13:53There's a method to his madness.
13:55His rants are always triggered by something in the news.
13:58I'm rechecking the latest sound bites.
14:00Maybe something will turn on.
14:02Hurry.
14:02We're running out of time.
14:15Hey, mister.
14:16Why'd the Jokers cross the road?
14:18I don't know.
14:19To beat up the geek on the other side.
14:25You're not laughing.
14:26He's not laughing.
14:28That joke must have gone over his head.
14:29I'll aim lower.
14:33Huh?
14:34He can't do that.
14:35Jump him!
14:49I don't have time for this.
15:08If Batman wasn't happening to be, didn't happen to come by, that guy would be dead.
15:14You come near my windshield, you'd better have a squeegee.
15:17It's no joke, Bats.
15:18We were goofing on some weird dude.
15:20He was so strong, he started tossing us like pies.
15:22Which way did he go?
15:24I got a lead.
15:25He's heading towards the Civic Center.
15:27What do you think?
15:27City Hall?
15:28No.
15:29Try the Department of Health.
15:31There's a small item about them raising the fee for pet licenses.
15:34Pet licenses?
15:48You were right.
15:49He's here.
15:50Doc!
15:51Batman?
16:01Doc!
16:06You're right.
16:07Not a moment to sue.
16:12Doc!
16:19Not a moment to sue.
16:21Well, he is mad. But don't worry. I'll take you to it.
16:26Don't move. We have the building completely surrounded.
16:41Bennett.
16:46How did he find me?
16:47Sorry. I must have let him right to you.
16:49You did what you had to.
16:54There's no way out. You go.
16:56No, I have to face him alone.
17:16Sir, look!
17:25Sir, let him go. Even he can't help Zeta now. Move in.
17:33Maybe.
17:37Maintain perimeter. Search every room.
17:51You there! Freeze!
17:53Please! Huh?
18:04It's okay. He's solid. Keep looking.
18:10Wait, that's Terry.
18:18Wait, that's not Terry.
18:22Oh! That's... That's smart. That's smart. That is smart.
18:31So that was Terry.
18:39I found this attached to your car.
18:41So that's how Bennett tracked me.
18:43Not anymore.
18:45What will you do now?
18:46I checked the registry at the science symposium.
18:48The man we were looking for has already moved on.
18:51Then I guess we should too.
18:54Good luck.
18:57Z was right.
18:59You're a real friend.
19:00Thanks.
19:09I can't believe you actually trusted Mad Stan.
19:12I mean, wasn't the name kind of a giveaway?
19:14But he seems so...
19:16You are so clueless.
19:19...
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