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Big Germs
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00:24You're disgusting.
00:33Hey, you was going to finish all that?
00:36Not anymore.
00:37Didn't think so.
00:42Yo, Carmen Dillo.
00:46The police have been looking for you, Carmen, and not just because you're a bad table man.
00:51Hey.
00:51Whoa.
00:56Hmm.
00:58Huh?
01:01He didn't even ask to be excused.
01:32I don't get it.
01:33He's too big to hide, and way too ugly.
01:40Are you serious?
01:44What's the matter, static?
01:46Shell-shocked?
01:52Shell-shocked, that's the...
01:53What's that?
01:55An earthquake?
02:01Okay, not an earthquake.
02:09Ah!
02:13Ah, it burns!
02:21Sorry, Blobby.
02:22No shell food for you.
02:24Ah!
02:36This is one fun city.
02:41Is it?
02:43Is it?
02:53So what do you think it was, V?
02:54A bang baby?
02:55Uh-uh.
02:56No way that thing was ever human.
02:57I just hope I zapped it for keeps.
03:00Uh, speaking of zaps, could you give me a hand here?
03:06Yeah, perfecto.
03:07Just think, when we finish these, not only will we ace science lab, we will have our own crime-stoppin'
03:13walkie-talkies.
03:22You okay, Freda?
03:23No.
03:24Didn't you hear?
03:24The school board just cut the journalism budget by 40%.
03:28Oh, that's a lot of pencils.
03:29Yeah, but meanwhile, have they cut one single dime out of the athletic department's budget?
03:34No.
03:35No.
03:35And you know the part that really ticks me off?
03:38Uh...
03:39Mr. Chesterton, our faculty advisor, I wrote this great editorial about the cutbacks.
03:44But he won't publish it.
03:45Why?
03:46Something about a libel suit and losing his job and stuff.
03:49But that's not the point.
03:50Whatever happened to freedom of speech, we have to take action.
03:54That's right, girl.
03:55Power to the people.
03:56Yeah.
03:57We'll chain ourselves to our lockers.
03:59We'll go on strike.
04:00Yeah.
04:00Strike!
04:01Strike!
04:01Strike!
04:02Strike!
04:02Strike!
04:03Strike!
04:05Virgil, you're a genius.
04:08I am?
04:10Probably.
04:11Hey, yo, we can test them outside.
04:12I'll get my jacket.
04:13Good luck.
04:17Excuse me, Mr. Janice.
04:18Can I just, uh...
04:19No, you cannot.
04:20One of your grubby little classmates spilled juice right here on this floor.
04:24Ergo, I have declared this entire area off limits.
04:28What?
04:28Now stand back.
04:29I have some serious sanitizing to do here.
04:34Oh, yo, dude.
04:36That stuff reeks.
04:37Kind of like my sister's cooking.
04:40Static to Richie.
04:41Static to Richie.
04:42You read me, bro?
04:43Yeah.
04:44Loud and clear.
04:45Told you they'd work.
04:46What do we call these gizmos?
04:47How about...
04:49Shockbox.
04:50Shockbox?
04:52That's not a bad name.
04:53I like it.
04:54Yeah.
04:55Thank you very much.
04:57Oh, my God!
04:58Oh, my God!
04:59Oh, my God!
05:03Oh, my God!
05:05Oh, my God!
05:05Oh, my God!
05:06Oh, my God!
05:07Oh, my God!
05:07Oh, my God!
05:09Not a good show.
05:09It's Coopzilla again!
05:12Oh, my God!
05:13Oh, my God!
05:17Oh, my God!
05:19Ugh!
05:20It's a bee!
05:25Don't mess up your cholesterol!
05:52Hey, man, that was an accident.
06:11What was that supposed to be?
06:14Yeah, that's right.
06:15You better run.
06:17Huh?
06:32Oh, no, you don't.
06:38Here's the scoop, Mr. Goop.
06:41You are mine.
06:43How do you know how to do that?
06:47What up?
06:47Keep this, Rich.
06:50I figure we can stay off to Science Lab tomorrow and analyze it.
06:54Yeah, sure, we'll put it under the microscope, but why not now?
06:58School's closed, Rich.
07:00Yeah, your point?
07:02A little something called breaking and entering?
07:04V.
07:04To make a superhero omelet, you gotta crack a few eggs.
07:09Okay, let's do it.
07:10Come on.
07:11Come on.
07:40That was easy.
07:42Yo, hold up.
07:43The lock is taped open.
07:45Like, who would want to be here after hours?
07:48Oh, never mind.
07:52Hmm.
07:53You smell something?
07:54Sorry, I told you I ate fast.
07:56No, no, it smells like...
07:57Mr. Janice!
07:59What in the blue blazes?
08:00Don't you know the school's closed?
08:03Well, we were just leaving.
08:05Yeah, we stayed too late,
08:06because geometry class was so interesting.
08:08We hoped there was going to be another one.
08:10Yeah, bye.
08:12And no running here.
08:13I got wet floors all over the place.
08:18What are you doing here?
08:19I asked you first.
08:22It was her idea.
08:23She taped the door.
08:24We are totally innocent.
08:26You guys.
08:27The, uh, the Inkthay in the Akpak Bay?
08:30Right.
08:31Uh, we were never here.
08:32Us too.
08:34Come on.
08:35So what do you think she was doing here?
08:37Probably planning to overthrow the school board.
08:39You know how practical Frida can be.
08:41You ready?
08:42Huh.
08:42Show me the patient.
08:47Easy, easy.
08:49Are you serious?
08:51Get it off me!
08:52Get it off me!
08:53Oh, bird!
08:53Oh, still, witchy!
08:56I got it!
08:57I got it!
08:58It got me!
08:59It got me!
09:00It got me!
09:06Fray.
09:11Don't move.
09:14Well, now, that's disgusting, but useful.
09:25See?
09:27Unauthorized edition.
09:28This way we get to say what we want, and Mr. Chesterton gets to keep his job.
09:34It's perfect.
09:36Now, everybody sign.
09:42Mr. Janus is coming.
09:59Don't tell me you left the door!
10:01Okay, I won't tell you.
10:03We're locked in!
10:04I think we've established that.
10:07Okay, all of the microorganisms we're looking at can be found in any normal dirt.
10:11Except those guys in the photo just float around doing nothing, while these guys move like soul train dancers.
10:17Yeah, it's like they can think.
10:18But how?
10:19They've been Big Bang, that's how.
10:21You're kidding.
10:21The nuclei.
10:22They're the same color as the Big Bang gas.
10:25It must have seeped into the ground, turning the bacteria and stuff into metamicros.
10:29Great.
10:30How do we stop it?
10:34There!
10:42We gotta get it!
10:46Here we go.
10:48Happy crawling.
10:49Keep in touch.
10:51Here, goopy, goopy, goopy.
10:53Great.
10:57It's...
11:13Ah, Virgil?
11:20Virgil?
11:21We got a little problem out here.
11:24A big bang.
11:29Virgil?
11:30No kidding, man.
11:31It's a major 911.
11:33I'm on it!
11:37Use this paper clip.
11:39It's bigger.
11:40Hold on.
11:40Almost there.
11:42Almost.
11:43We're doomed.
11:45Totally doomed.
11:46Help!
11:48What is the difference?
11:48Anybody help?
11:49Anybody on the door?
11:51Please!
11:51Stop it!
11:52We could get in a lot of trouble.
11:544-1-1!
11:55We're already dead!
11:56Ah!
11:58Ah!
11:59Well, that's one way out.
12:01Virgil?
12:02What were you doing up there?
12:04Up there?
12:04You mean the ceiling?
12:06Uh, there was this frog from biology class.
12:08See?
12:08Hopped into the air duct.
12:09I went after it.
12:10And that's when I, uh, dropped in.
12:12Well, gotta go.
12:15Are you serious?
12:16You can't go anywhere.
12:17Oh, boy.
12:18Not good.
12:18Not good.
12:22You could just go back and leave.
12:37Virgil, it's me.
12:39Virgil, where are you?
12:40Your giant dirt bag is heading for the school.
12:42I'm locked in a classroom.
12:44So, Frida and her journalism pals are here.
12:47If I power up, I'm busted.
12:51Hold steady.
12:53I got an idea, V.
12:55Sit tight.
12:56Make it fast, bro.
12:58Watch the nose.
12:59You're tapping.
13:00No.
13:00No!
13:03That's gonna leave a mark.
13:17That tears at you, little urchin.
13:19You're in trouble now.
13:22Huh?
13:27What in the name of heaven?
13:30You don't want to know.
13:31I just cleaned up there, you grimy glob.
13:34Huh?
13:35Success.
13:40Hey, he cares about his job.
13:47Hold it right there.
13:49Watch the wet spot.
13:50Hey, gotcha.
13:53Whoa, Mabel.
14:04It won't turn.
14:05It's jammed.
14:06It's because of her paper clip.
14:10Richie, try one more time and turn it hard.
14:13I'll push.
14:20Excellent.
14:21Yeah, sir.
14:22Way to go, Rich.
14:25All right.
14:25We're out of here.
14:27Wait.
14:27What about the editorial?
14:33Everybody chill.
14:35Don't let it know you're afraid.
14:39Are you serious?
14:41Are you serious?
14:54Come on.
14:55I gotta get my gear.
15:00Oh, we just split into three.
15:18Did you squish?
15:19Not yet.
15:22Ew.
15:31Yo!
15:35Hey!
15:36Snack on that!
15:40School's out, folks.
15:48When they say germs are harder to kill these days, they are not kidding.
15:51Help!
16:08Now there's two of them.
16:11Where for?
16:12Electrify the floor.
16:17That's weird.
16:18Come on, Omar.
16:19Check-out time.
16:19Oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:14It's running away.
17:16No, just looking for more food.
17:17And the whole city's on its menu.
17:19What are you going to do?
17:21Spoil its appetite.
17:32Yo, Goofy!
17:35You still got the munchies?
17:37Well, here I am.
17:38Come and get your grub on.
18:03What was that?
18:05Hmm.
18:06Lemony fresh scent, too.
18:10Oh, it's just cleaning products.
18:14Over here!
18:15Where are you afraid?
18:16Look this way.
18:20Look, suddenly they're the heroes.
18:24Why were you inside the school after it closed?
18:27We were staging a protest.
18:29Our journalism department budget has been severely cut, and we feel there must be a better way to allocate school
18:34funds.
18:34In fact, Frida has written an editorial on the subject.
18:38One at a time.
18:39Here, y'all.
18:40You could make a statement.
18:41We wouldn't quote, but we're here to general impression.
18:45We're here.
18:45P.O.V., don't you want to be interviewed?
18:47Got nothing to say.
18:49Besides, I feel like I just caught a germ.
18:51Nah!
18:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:53Ha-ha-ha!
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