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Static has to battle his classmate's emotions and his own in this seaon finale
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00:11I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately, but being static takes up a lot of time.
00:19There's another reason too, moms. Truth is, lately I haven't been feeling up to come in here.
00:26I'm betting you want to know why, right?
00:28Just getting comfortable, moms. This might take a while.
00:31It all started a couple of weeks ago.
00:37I was on my class field trip having big fun.
00:45Man, this place is Trey off the hook.
00:47Yeah, but I can't believe they're still open while they're making all these renovations.
00:51How do you think they're paying for the renovations?
00:53I'm just glad they didn't shut down the lava land ride.
00:56Oh, look. Yes! Some of the lava speared on my shirt.
01:00It's nacho cheese, Richie.
01:02Yeah, different eruption.
01:04That's your friend.
01:05Don't remind me.
01:06There you are, Daisy, honey.
01:08Mom!
01:13Want to take some photos after you ought to be your pictures booth?
01:16Make some funny faces to scare your father with.
01:19Cool!
01:19But aren't you supposed to be chaperoning?
01:21I can't chaperone my own daughter for a couple of minutes.
01:24Catch up with you guys later.
01:27Yeah, Daisy's mom's cool, isn't she?
01:28Yeah.
01:29You're right, Daisy.
01:31That Virgil is cute.
01:32Mom!
01:35Well, come on, V. We gotta get ready for our screen test.
01:39Why don't you go to the bathroom and clean off?
01:44All right, actors. Time for wardrobe.
01:50Come on, Thomas.
01:52Is this in a lecture hall?
01:53Yeah, man. It's an amusement park.
01:55Amuse yourself.
01:56This is still a class field trip, guys.
01:59We're supposed to be learning something.
02:01Uh, somehow, I don't think any of this is going to end up on the finals, Thomas.
02:08Of course you realize, this means war.
02:31One at a time, children. One at a time.
02:39How's it coming?
02:41Just need to disconnect one more wire, and the trams in the North Sector will be offline.
02:47Uh-oh.
02:48What do you mean, uh-oh?
02:53Uh-oh.
03:03Even Einstein took a break once in a while, but Thomas Kinn?
03:06Work, work, work.
03:08Dude needs balance in his life, no doubt.
03:10Exactly.
03:11Maybe we should invite him to go bowling with us.
03:13Hmm, maybe not.
03:17Whoa!
03:17That's a transport tram.
03:19Shouldn't be going that fast.
03:21Whoa!
03:23Shouldn't be doing that, either.
03:30There's tools for renovation.
03:32No way!
03:40What? Look!
03:42What's it made of?
03:43Fiberglass?
03:46Nothing like a little pressure.
03:48Hey!
03:51What do you think?
03:52Mark, Mark, Mark.
04:07Come on.
04:10Whoa!
04:12Oh!
04:15Whoa!
04:17Come on!
04:18Come on!
04:19Come on!
04:24Yes!
04:27Great job!
04:28Great job!
04:34Now the door's open!
04:38How'd you do that?
04:39A little something called magnetic induction.
04:42I zapped the first piece of track and it magnetized the others.
04:44I thought it only worked with paper clips.
04:47Thank you, thank you, thank you!
04:51That's not great!
04:52Whoever you are, your mother must be really proud of you.
04:59Yeah, she sure would be.
05:04Now don't take this the wrong way, moms.
05:07When I got home, the last thing I wanted to think about was you.
05:11What are these videos doing in the middle of the floor?
05:13So cute!
05:20Virgil! Hey, son!
05:22We need more burgers, Virgil.
05:24Stat!
05:25On it, pops!
05:26Hey, son, how was the movie part?
05:28You seen one runaway train, you seen them all.
05:31The videos, pops?
05:32We're gonna go through them for that compilation tape we're making about your mother.
05:35What?
05:36It's for mom's memorial service.
05:38I know he told you about it, Virgil.
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:42Aren't you gonna help us screen them?
05:44Uh, I'd like to, pops, but I got a ton of homework.
05:47They gave you homework on field trip day?
05:50That's how it is.
05:51They give you one day of fun, then double the workload the next day.
05:54I better get to it.
05:55Hmm.
05:56I thought it'd be psyched to do this.
05:59Ah, it's not that simple.
06:00I can't believe she ever wore that tacky polka dot dress you bought her, Daddy.
06:03Yeah, that's love, alright.
06:06She looks pretty, anyway.
06:08Yeah, she does.
06:11I wanted to help her, moms, but it just hurt too much.
06:15That's so funny!
06:17I had to get out of there, so I went on patrol thinking it would help me clear my head.
06:30Sounds like something to me.
06:36Man, who smacked this place down?
06:39What?
06:44Sorry I asked.
06:52Hey, play, play!
06:54You call this playin'?
06:56It looks more like metal.
06:59The party's over, buddy.
07:07Bad, bad, bad!
07:09Bad?
07:10You totally trash a five-star restaurant and I'm bad?
07:17Somebody got up on the wrong side of this alien pod this morning.
07:20He is a bad man, though.
07:24What's going on, bad man?
07:32Anybody get the license number of that bank, baby?
07:37Well, that's one way to clear your head.
07:40Moms, no matter what I threw at it, this thing was impervious to pain.
07:43I was telling Richie all about it the next day.
07:46And he even had purple skin and orange hair.
07:49Ugh.
07:50Bang babies.
07:51They just have no fashion sense.
07:52The worst part was, every time I hit it, it just got madder and madder.
07:56Ahem.
07:58Perhaps you'd like to share your story with the class, Virgil.
08:01Uh, no thanks, Miss Betty Bone.
08:03I hope I won't have to separate you two again.
08:06Class, I'm handing back your essay test.
08:09Undoubtedly, some of you will be happier with your grades than others.
08:15Oh, yes.
08:16I'm happy.
08:17What about you, Rich?
08:18Ah, 95.
08:19I'm one of the others.
08:22Uh, Miss Betty Bone, I think there's a problem here.
08:26Excuse me, Thomas?
08:27You gave me a 99, but I didn't get anything wrong.
08:30You made a grading mistake.
08:32What a great grading mistake.
08:34Crazy, crazy.
08:36Class.
08:37Let me see your essay, Thomas.
08:40Ah, you made a slight grammatical error.
08:42In this sentence, you're using its in the possessive form,
08:46but you incorrectly placed an apostrophe there.
08:48I'm sorry.
08:49But, what am I going to tell my parents?
08:53You got the highest grade in class.
08:55Yes, that's what you tell them.
08:57Whoa, dude, you're actually bummed about only getting a 99?
09:01Trade ya.
09:06Uh, there's no laughing matter.
09:10No!
09:12So, Thomas is the one.
09:13What in heaven's name?
09:16You wrong!
09:18Wrong!
09:19Wrong!
09:25Holy creature feature.
09:27Raw, raw, raw.
09:30Raw about what?
09:33Raw, everything.
09:36He said the essay.
09:40What is that thing?
09:42Whatever it is, it's no teacher's pet.
09:45Run, ma'am, call the police.
09:54Man, that was a double taser shot.
09:56Where's it taking?
10:09Dead man, gone.
10:16Where's a full body cast when you need one?
10:20After that throwdown, moms, even my aches and pains had aches and pains.
10:24At least I was alone in the house.
10:25I mean, the peace and quiet was really doing me some good.
10:28And then she walked in.
10:30So now you turn up home, baby bro.
10:33I've got your speech slotted for ten minutes, so don't run off at the mouth like you normally do.
10:37What speech?
10:38For the memorial service.
10:40No one told me I had to speak.
10:42I took it as a given that you were going to do this.
10:45And that's the problem right there.
10:46No one asked me about this for a job.
10:48No one even thought about how I feel about this whole thing.
10:51This isn't about you, Virgil.
10:52It's about mom.
10:53Now you're going to stop being a brat and do this speech.
10:56You can't make me.
10:57You can't make me do anything.
11:00Make that stupid speech yourself.
11:04Hey.
11:09Virgil.
11:10Please don't make me do it, pops.
11:12I don't want to make a speech.
11:13I would never force you to do that, son.
11:16And about what I said to Sharon?
11:18Forget it.
11:19We all lose our cool now and again.
11:22In fact, I may owe you an apology.
11:24What?
11:25I thought you'd come to terms with your mom's death all this time.
11:30I was wrong about that, huh?
11:31Pops, I...
11:33You want to talk about it?
11:34Maybe later.
11:35Okay?
11:36I understand.
11:38It took me a long time before I could even say her name without feeling pain.
11:42Whenever you're ready, son.
11:47It would be nice if you did speak at the memorial, Virgil.
11:50If for no one else.
11:52For your mom.
11:53Just think about it.
12:02What are you going to do?
12:04Hello?
12:05Virgil, it's me.
12:06I just came back from the school parking lot.
12:08Multiple tow truck action, man.
12:10I was there, Rich.
12:11Tell me something I don't know.
12:12Okay.
12:13I found something on the scene, V.
12:15It's going to blow your mind.
12:18Oh.
12:19I already figured it out, though.
12:21But yeah, he...
12:22It's a smoking gun, V.
12:24Iron-clad proof that Thomas is Mr. Tall, Dark, and Ugly.
12:28What if Thomas dropped it there?
12:29Come on, V.
12:30Thomas is the kind of dude who keeps track of everything he has.
12:33He wouldn't just lose an A paper like that.
12:36I know.
12:37But we have to be absolutely sure before we break the news to his peeps.
12:40Wait a minute, bro.
12:42If we're right about Thomas, isn't he the last person we should be going to?
12:46To paraphrase one of your favorite sayings, moms,
12:48if superheroing were easy, everybody would do it.
12:52Once more, Thomas, what event triggered the start of World War I?
12:55The assassination of the Archduke Ferdinand.
12:58Now, the name of that assassin.
13:01I don't think that will be on the test, Father.
13:04That attitude is the difference between a perfect score and a 99.
13:08Excuse me.
13:08Jeez.
13:10I don't know Archduke Ferdinand's assassin either.
13:16Me dear, Thomas has visitors.
13:19Hey, Thomas.
13:20Mr. Kemp.
13:21Virgil.
13:22Richie.
13:23Hey, yo.
13:24Thought we'd come over to hang.
13:25Hang?
13:26Hang what?
13:26You know, like visit, if that's okay.
13:29Of course it is.
13:30But dear, Thomas has studies.
13:32Can't wait.
13:32Our son has friends.
13:35Come on.
13:37Thomas.
13:43Ooh, first place.
13:45See, you were a pretty big brain even in the first grade, huh?
13:48Academic achievement cannot begin early enough.
13:52Jeez.
13:53Please don't sit there.
13:53Ooh.
13:54Uh, sorry.
13:56So, Thomas, we found something of yours.
13:59Your essay test paper.
14:01Yeah.
14:02It was in the school parking lot.
14:04Ring any bells?
14:05What are you talking about?
14:08My test is right...
14:10Right...
14:11You must have dropped it.
14:13But I was never in the parking lot.
14:14You sure about that?
14:15Yes.
14:16What are you trying to say?
14:17Easy, Thomas.
14:18Easy.
14:19Last thing we need is you throwing a tantrum.
14:21A tantrum?
14:22Me?
14:22I would never do that.
14:24And I don't appreciate the two of you goofing on me like this.
14:27Hey, yo, dude.
14:28Get a grip.
14:29Get out of my house!
14:36I don't know why I thought it was so funny.
14:44It just stopped being funny.
14:45He has no clue, Rich.
14:47And he's like Jekyll and Hyde or something.
14:56Mommy?
14:57Mommy?
14:58What a big baby.
14:58Drop that remote.
14:59Oh, yeah, right.
15:00Like, I'm really going to miss you going postal.
15:03I mean it, Rich.
15:04Ah, ah, ah.
15:05Just sit back and take your embarrassment like a man.
15:10Mommy, we're going to be bad.
15:12Punish him.
15:33Oh, he's not bad, honey.
15:35Oh, he's not bad, honey.
15:36He's just cranky.
15:38Oh, he's not bad, honey.
15:38Doesn't even know why.
15:40Sometimes you have to let him work through that cranky.
15:43See?
15:44Oh, he's not bad.
15:45All better.
15:46He's my good boy.
15:48Oh, look at my face.
15:50Now I see why you didn't want to look at this.
15:53She was so great, and now she's gone.
15:56She really knew what made me tick.
16:00Hey!
16:00We have a doorbell, you know.
16:02Oh!
16:03You tease me!
16:06Yo, Richie, get ready to move.
16:08Right, V.
16:09Now, Thomas, old buddy, it is you, Thomas, isn't it?
16:13You can take a joke, right?
16:14No jokes!
16:16What?
16:16Well, then, how about a sight gag?
16:24Now!
16:26Wait a minute.
16:27Does he know you're static now?
16:35Let's take this outside.
16:47He's gonna be like that.
16:48I gotta get him out of here.
16:52Yo, Thomas!
16:53Come and get me!
16:58No!
16:59Not Thomas!
17:01Thomas, wait!
17:04Oh!
17:05Is this wrong, dude?
17:17I hope this works.
17:21Miss me?
17:49Maybe this wasn't such a hot idea.
18:06Yeah, it's working all right.
18:08Just like with Mom's.
18:18What happened?
18:19He just had a tantrum.
18:21But he's feeling much better now.
18:26Thomas never actually knew he turned into a creature.
18:29But now that his parents are clued in, he's getting the best to care.
18:32If you hadn't shown me how to calm him down, I don't even want to think about it.
18:39I'll come back soon, Mom.
18:41Promise.
18:43Thanks.
18:45Thanks for everything.
18:49Thanks for everything.
18:52For the longest time, I miss my mother so much, I force myself not to think about her.
18:58But now I know that was wrong.
18:59I've learned something just recently.
19:01That's very important.
19:03My mother's physical being may be gone, but her spirit is still very much alive within me.
19:08And it always will be.
19:13How I got over.
19:16How I got over.
19:20My soul looks back and wonders how I got over.
19:27How I got over.
19:31How I got over.
19:35My soul looks back and wonders how I got over.
19:43Just as soon as I can get there to that sweet promised land, I'll be looking up my heart.
19:53That's a great episode.
19:58That's how you finish a season.
20:02How I got over.
20:02How I got over.
20:02How I got over.
20:02How I got over.
20:03How I got over.