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Static gets his own show
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00:00I can't get a party, I can't get a party, come on, holla, we should be dancing, should be rocking.
00:17What do you think?
00:18Well, the shoes are a little last season.
00:21Static, where did you come from?
00:23They're having a white sale on the fifth floor.
00:25You'd think the bad guys would know about silent alarms by now.
00:28That's us, silent but alarmed.
00:31Look out, she's gassing.
00:34Shall we?
00:43Well, that's one down.
00:45You'll learn not to disturb a woman when she's out shopping.
00:52They can shop till you drop a little too literally, don't you think?
00:57Uh-oh, gas leaking.
00:58How do we contain her?
00:59Get out of your face.
01:01Get out of your face.
01:15Get out of your face.
01:17Get out of your face.
01:18Get out of your face.
01:21Say it loud.
01:23We bad and we proud.
01:25You know, I always knew being a superhero would give you a big head, but that is ridiculous.
01:32Hey, it's me.
01:34Coming soon, Heroes, a Bernie Rask production.
01:39Starring Static?
01:41Looks like you got your own TV show.
01:44Since when?
01:47Since about 2000.
01:49Wait till he finds out he has another TV show.
01:53Superheroes, Static Shop.
01:58I just got to dot a couple of I's and cross some T's, baby.
02:01Static's as good as in.
02:02Now tell that pretty wife of yours I said hello, and we'll do lunch next week.
02:06All right.
02:11Is this soy milk in here?
02:12I, um, ordered it with soy.
02:14But you didn't personally witness them pour the soy milk into my coffee.
02:18Well, I, I, um.
02:20Take this back.
02:21And this time, make sure it's soy milk.
02:23Even if it means climbing behind the counter and pouring it yourself.
02:26Got that, Bradley?
02:27It's Brandon.
02:29Whatever.
02:29Fly, fly, billy, fly.
02:31We gonna get a side to side.
02:33Don't think one.
02:34Um, Mr. Rask, I was just wondering if you'd had a chance to read my script yet.
02:39Maybe I'll get to it this weekend.
02:40Well, uh, see, the thing is, you, you've been saying that for the past five months now.
02:46Look, kid.
02:47There are more important things going on around here right now.
02:51And one of them happens to be standing in the window.
02:57Hey, hey, static.
02:59Just the man I wanted to see.
03:01Brian, go get my man here something to drink.
03:03Water?
03:03Go get him some water.
03:06Are you making a show about me?
03:08Not about you.
03:09The show is you.
03:10Baby, it's reality TV.
03:12I've produced shows about cops, paramedics, politicians, you name it.
03:16So when it came time to do a show about superheroes, guess whose name came up first?
03:22Batman.
03:23Ah, actually Superman.
03:24But you were right up there.
03:26People dig you.
03:27You've got fans all across the country wondering just what is it that makes you tick.
03:30And we're gonna show them.
03:32So you start by putting up ads before I even agree to anything?
03:35Hey, that's just the way the business works.
03:38You gotta generate a little heat, baby.
03:39A little electricity.
03:41Ow!
03:42Sorry, Mr. Rask.
03:44It's not for me.
03:45Of course not.
03:46It's for them.
03:47The street kids.
03:49The kids.
03:49Hey, I lost for my cut.
03:52Pay me.
03:54With no future, they need hope.
03:57A role model.
03:58Someone like you.
04:00Even if this show helped one of them.
04:02Just one.
04:03Wouldn't it be worth it?
04:05And all you want to do is follow me around with your cameras.
04:08You won't even know we're there.
04:11I'm bored.
04:12You're supposed to look bored.
04:13Yeah, but for how long?
04:15Rask paying us ten bucks an hour.
04:17Who cares?
04:20And Bernie says we'll hardly even notice they're there.
04:24They're not bringing their cameras in here, are they?
04:26Oh, yeah.
04:27They're gonna film everything we do, even when we go in the bathroom.
04:30Of course not.
04:32Just on patrol.
04:33Okay, I'm up for it.
04:35After all, my mom said I took the best yearbook picture.
04:38Yeah, and how hard can it be?
04:40It's just us doing what we do every day, right?
04:47I need some dread cheese stacked.
04:49You're in my life.
04:51That's it.
04:51Give me Heroic.
04:52Yeah, that's it.
04:55More iced tea?
04:56Love some.
05:01I love your mask.
05:02It really sets off your eyes.
05:05I designed it myself.
05:07Oh, brother.
05:08Everyone thinks they're a star.
05:10What's all this?
05:11This here's your optic camera.
05:13And that guy there's the microphone.
05:15They're powered by this transmission box.
05:17Make sure this guy's on all the time.
05:19That too much for you, fly boy?
05:21No problem.
05:23Hey!
05:23Ladies and gentlemen, the co-star of this show.
05:26Save it.
05:27What's wrong?
05:28The studio guards wouldn't let me through.
05:30They thought I was a delivery boy.
05:32Chill out, man.
05:33You're here now.
05:34Have some iced tea.
05:35We were supposed to have started patrol an hour ago.
05:38Hey, hey, hey!
05:39Ready to make some magic?
05:40You must be the sidekick.
05:42The partner?
05:44Uh-huh.
05:44Well, it's about time you got here.
05:46Just remember, try not to get between static and the cameras, okay?
05:48I thought we wouldn't even notice the cameras.
05:53Rast here.
05:54Start the helicopters.
05:56Helicopters?
05:57It's showtime, boys!
06:00It's like going on patrol with the Air Force!
06:06We're running out of daylight, boys.
06:08There's got to be some trouble down there.
06:09Find it!
06:10I think I see someone jaywalking.
06:12Wait.
06:13Backpack's picking up a police metahuman alert.
06:16It's about time.
06:21Over there.
06:24Who's that?
06:25Never seen him before.
06:27Well, let's go get acquainted.
06:31I hate to tell you this, whoever you are,
06:33but bank hours are from 9 to 5.
06:35You hear that?
06:36Who needs writers?
06:37You can call me Starburst.
06:39And as for banking hours, I've just extended them.
06:43I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for that.
06:47I eat Starburst for lunch.
06:51You're nothing, pal.
06:53You're nothing, pal.
06:55We'll see how funny you think this is.
06:59Little by little's gonna take you down!
07:02Take you down!
07:02He's got powers just like yours.
07:04Step by step.
07:05Oh yeah, you're down!
07:09You'll count down!
07:11I've never done that before.
07:16Man, if I were cutting this show right now, this would be the perfect time for a commercial break.
07:27Got any ideas how to take care of this one?
07:29I thought you were the idea man!
07:31Come on, Static, do something!
07:34We're not shooting a talk show!
07:42What are you doing?
07:43Gotta give the public what it wants.
07:45Anyway, we both have the same powers.
07:47How much harm could it do to you?
07:52Let's see what you've got, Goldie!
07:56That's what I'm talking about!
08:00Smile for the cameras!
08:24Nothing bad with the sword, don't you?
08:30Static!
08:31You okay, man?
08:34No!
08:35Cut!
08:37So he didn't get the scene.
08:38So you were a little off today.
08:40It happens.
08:40The important thing is next time you'll be ready for this guy, right?
08:43You got that right.
08:45If he shows up again.
08:46He better show up again.
08:48Because right now the show ends with a big star crawling out of a pile of trash.
08:52And somehow I don't think that's a ratings grabber, do you?
08:56Sorry.
08:59Dang!
09:00Hey, man, relax.
09:01I can't get over how strong that Starburst guy was.
09:04Every time I amped up my power, he did me one better.
09:07If we'd put our heads together, I'm sure we would have come up with something.
09:10What does that mean?
09:12You shouldn't have gone after him like that.
09:14Well, someone had to do something.
09:16That someone didn't have to do it all by himself just to show off for the cameras.
09:20Oh, I get it.
09:21You're jealous because the show's about me.
09:23I could care less about the show.
09:25I wish I was never even part of it.
09:27No one's making you.
09:28I was a solo act way before you came along.
09:31Well, if that's how you feel, maybe I shouldn't be involved.
09:35Tell Rast I quit.
09:56The sidekick's late again, huh?
09:58I don't think he's coming.
10:00Oh, all the better.
10:01I was gonna cut around him anyway.
10:03So, you ready to take on Starburst?
10:04I guess so.
10:06Come on, kid.
10:08We need a big performance from you.
10:10The show, as they say, must go on.
10:26That's gotta be him.
10:46Movein' up from ATMs, huh?
10:48Not you again.
10:50Aw, come on, Goldie.
10:51Is that all the welcome I get?
10:54I'm starting to feel like you don't value our time together.
10:58Then again, maybe I'm wrong.
11:01Stay on him!
11:02Woo!
11:02This is better than a freeway chase!
11:14Little by little we're gonna take you down, gonna shake you down.
11:18Step by step, gonna wear you out, gonna scare you out.
11:21Woo!
11:22Little by little we're gonna take you down, gonna shake you down.
11:29Bow down, count down.
11:30Bow down! Bow down! Bow down! Bow down!
11:39Little, little, little, little, little, little!
11:44A little boost ought to do it.
11:50We have a show! We have a show!
12:01Hey, wait a minute.
12:02What?
12:03He's not defeated.
12:06So, you want some more, huh?
12:11What the heck is that?
12:12Huh?
12:31Oh!
12:46He is project zero.
12:47It's what it takes to be a hero.
12:50Heroes!
12:51Next week, Static! Static! Static!
12:56I never imagined Static being on a show like that.
12:59so you're not gonna work are you kidding I'm all over it don't get up I'll get it
13:09hey mr. H is Virgil home he's up in his room be careful up there homeboys ready
13:17to tear somebody's head off and eat it whatever you demand never in your way by
13:23you on the stage go away Sharon I'm not hungry that's not what they told me
13:30downstairs what do you want hey man I just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry
13:37yeah I'm sorry too you're right I was a little jealous okay I was a whole lot
13:43jealous but I shouldn't have let it come between us you I was the one acting the
13:48fool for the cameras you were right I guess we were both right or wrong or
13:54whatever stupid me thought that high tension wires would give me an edge that's
14:00not stupid it should have worked starburst should have been star busted
14:04nothing works whatever I throw at him he throws back but stronger it's almost as
14:10though he's feeding off me hey maybe he's not a metahuman pinky are you thinking
14:16what I'm thinking right here I'm doing fun but here he's kicking my butt yeah I
14:33didn't want to say anything about that
14:39wait freeze that on his back the wires that's gotta be where he's getting your
14:49powers from but how are they being transmitted from you to him I have a
14:53pretty good idea hey have I ever lied to the network I'm telling you this static
15:00stuff is great stupendous as soon as I put it together I'll screen it for you
15:05and then make room on the shelf for a few more awards this stuff is the bomb
15:09ah yeah it's a bomb all right a stink bomb
15:18get the rubber band man on the phone thinking of replacing me no thinking of
15:23changing the name of the show from heroes to losers I put my reputation on the line
15:28buddy I promised a superhero reality show and all I've got is footage of a
15:31super-sized butt-kicking
15:37listen up I know how to bring down starburst but to do it you have to film me
15:41one more time what do you say you want to show or don't you
15:48okay you got one more shot kid and this time you better deliver see you on the set
15:59you sure he's gonna show up I'm sure if I'm up here making a show he's down
16:03there making trouble better close that we'll be at the museum before you know
16:29what in the world
16:52sorry sunshine but I'm pretty sure these don't belong
17:01you can't run from me static I'll always be faster I'll always be stronger who's running
17:08I just wanted to take it someplace where they could shoot my good side stay on it
17:16so you enjoy public humiliation not this time I've got you figured out when I
17:22realize you were getting your powers from me I had gear check this turns out this is how my
17:27powers are being transmitted but not anymore looks like your show is canceled
17:38why is he looking at the camera
17:41it's gonna be fair
17:45the camera
17:47again
17:48Hi
17:51Hi
17:55Hi
17:56Hi
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17:58Hi
18:00Hi
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18:02Hi
18:03Hi
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18:05Hey
18:06Hi
18:07Hi
18:08Tom's up! Showdown! Tom's up!
18:21You...
18:21That's a wrap.
18:27Nicely done, partner.
18:29Well, I couldn't have done it by myself.
18:31The less he really is.
18:33First, get me a shot of the heroes.
18:35Okay, now get in there tight on the villain.
18:40Yes, smile, pal.
18:45Bradley!
18:45It's Brandon.
18:47Brandon, you jerk.
18:49You can't even get my name right on camera.
18:51But why?
18:52I needed money to produce my screenplay,
18:54which you never even bothered to read.
18:56Thanks a lot.
18:57If one of you had just paid me even the slightest amount of attention, I might...
19:01Yallo?
19:03No kidding.
19:04Has the network seen the ratings?
19:06No, no, no, no.
19:07Will you tell them I expect 26 more episodes or I'm walking?
19:10Do you hear me?
19:11Bernie Rast is walking!
19:13And I put real milk in your coffee every time!
19:16Do you hear that?
19:17Whole milk!
19:18Are you ready?
19:19Hey!
19:20Hey!
19:21So I read in the paper that Starburst was a brilliant physics student who got bit by the Hollywood bug.
19:27Hey, look!
19:28See, Dakota's hottest crime-fighting duo.
19:31Static in gear.
19:33Only on...
19:34Heroes!
19:34It's strange how dreams of stardom can change a person.
19:38Yeah.
19:39It would never happen to us, though.
19:40Not a chance.
19:43Does your name look bigger than mine?
19:45Of course!
19:46I'll give it to go, bro.
19:47I'll give it to go, bro.
19:48I guess I am ready.
19:50I'll give it to go, bro.
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