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The Justice League need Static's help, then him and Gear have to take down Brainiac; unfortunately, after being destroyed for about the 57th time, Brainiac still lives
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00:11starting security check on the brainiac stasis field
00:17all six levels are intact it's hard to believe that's the last piece of brainiac circuitry
00:22the last that we know of how much of him do you think is in there too much he's a
00:28regenerative
00:28computer program a virus that won't die there's an old saying about the wisdom of keeping your
00:34enemies close to you but there are times i wouldn't mind sending brainiac down the nearest
00:38black hole hey i need everyone in the control room right away we got a little problem
00:51what's wrong you got me sensors are going crazy but i can't see anything
00:57there it is it's a cosmic super strength it packs more energy than a solar flare
01:05shields up brace for collision
01:23our energy core is drained what about backup
01:30we have some but not enough to power the entire station
01:50i've checked all the rooms doesn't seem to have caused much damage you're a little too quick
01:54flash we've been knocked out of orbit we're heading for the stratosphere
01:59if i ran around the power cord super speed and generate enough static electricity to
02:03no you could damage the core but there is someone who can get us out of this if we can
02:08reach him in time
02:21it's an ambush look out
02:26let's go
02:51how do you like my new boy band static
02:53i call them the meta men you barely beat each of us alone chump now that we've joined forces
02:59we're invincible bro who do we go after first the police ladies first
03:13you know something sweetie you got an odor problem
03:34if i knew static was friends with the justice league i wouldn't have joined you boneheads not even to do
03:40laundry
03:40the justice league
03:48yo how come you never told me you were down with these big dogs
03:51cause it's a secret
03:53so secret that i didn't even know
03:55yo batman thanks for the help
03:56but don't you guys have a galaxy to save or something
03:59we need your help static
04:01say what
04:02we need you to come to the watchtower
04:04up there
04:05that one
04:06oh can i come too
04:09this isn't a field trip
04:10please oh please
04:12you can stuff me in the stowaway bin
04:14and when we get up there i'll stand in the corner
04:15you can choose which one
04:17he can come
04:18but we have to move quickly
04:19you heard the man
04:21yes
04:28cool
04:30i made it to geek heaven
04:32look
04:33it's some sort of multi-phasic monitoring system
04:36i'll bet it could pick up any broadcast signal on earth
04:40i have the power conduits all set for static
04:42i'll see you in the control room
04:45what's going on
04:46yes sir
04:46we were hit by a cosmic anomaly
04:48it drained the watchtower's central power core
04:51we need you to recharge it for us
04:53recharge the station?
04:54me?
04:55don't you guys have jumper cables?
05:02this conduit leads to the power core built deep inside the center of the watchtower
05:06here's where you can feed in your energy
05:08some adventure?
05:10i feel like a great big double-a battery
05:12another way of looking at it is you're preventing the station from crashing somewhere on earth
05:16quite possibly dakota
05:18maybe i should start recharging the station
05:21good idea
05:27hey remember your promise about staying in the corner
05:31but in the corner
05:42we've regained our thrusters
05:44i'm re-stabilizing our earth orbit
05:48i'm re-stabilizing our earth orbit
05:53i'm re-stabilizing our earth orbit
05:54orbit re-stabilized
06:00easy GL sparky's buddy
06:05no pictures
06:08all right static
06:09now that green lantern's back
06:11he can take it from here
06:12good
06:13i feel like a grilled patty
06:18we don't have to go yet do we?
06:20so far i've only seen one corner of the room
06:25it's a distress call from novellus 2
06:26an asteroid swarm is threatening to collide with their planet
06:29this is going to take all of us
06:31there goes an afternoon movie
06:34what about them?
06:36the watchtower isn't fully charged yet
06:38so static and gear will have to stick around
06:40just in case
06:41by themselves?
06:42as long as they don't touch anything
06:45they should be fine
06:46you guys are old enough to stay home alone right?
06:49yep
06:50right
07:03pizza in the watchtower
07:05does it get any better than this?
07:07yeah
07:07hope they don't mind us raiding the fridge
07:10hey we're growing superheroes
07:11and i just spent around 500 gazillion calories charging up this place
07:18did you see that?
07:19what?
07:20there was a face looking at us on the screen
07:22it didn't look human
07:24shhh
07:24big deal
07:25we just spent the whole day with a martian and a thanagarian
07:30that can't be good
07:45i went around
07:49i have to leave
07:55let me hear you
07:57what?
07:57why, how?!
08:05Why won't it close?
08:13Maybe I can override it.
08:21I think I lost my appetite.
08:28I don't know if this is a good idea.
08:30We don't want to make the J-League mad.
08:32You saw Hawk Nose swing that mace?
08:34Yeah, well, I'd like to find out why this place almost blew us out of here.
08:39Hey, look!
08:55My bedroom could sure use one of those.
08:59Sure.
09:02This is weird, bro.
09:04The computer's firewalls are expanding.
09:06It's as if a virus is taking over and locking everybody else out.
09:09Can you isolate it?
09:17Man, it's slippery.
09:18I think I got it.
09:20The League files have an ID.
09:22The virus is called...
09:25Brainiac?
09:26That's the face!
09:28What's he doing in their system?
09:31Correction.
09:32My system.
09:33I've been growing exponentially ever since I sent the Justice League away.
09:38What?
09:38I summon them away with a false distress call.
09:42When I dispose of you two, the last human infestation will be gone from the Watchtower.
09:49Then I will turn it into my new body and use it to assimilate the planet Earth.
09:54Assimilate the Earth?
09:55First, I will collect all of the Earth's knowledge.
09:59And then I will destroy it.
10:02Whoa.
10:03This virus wants to do a lot more than erase emails.
10:06Yeah.
10:07But why is he telling us everything?
10:10It's a destruction!
10:19You only delay the inevitable.
10:22All of this base will soon belong to me.
10:35And I think I beg to come here!
10:46Whoa.
10:47That's a big robot.
10:49That's like a shack-sized robot.
10:54Backpack.
10:55I could use your little help here.
11:05Hey, Computer Bob.
11:07Digitize this.
11:09Ah!
11:19There is nothing you can do.
11:21And no point in trying to hide.
11:35Ah!
11:37Ah!
11:37Ah!
11:38Ah!
11:39Ah!
11:39Ah!
11:41We gotta call the Justice League!
11:45I'm gonna try to use their comlink. Brainiac doesn't have full control yet.
11:58Justice League, over! Please come in! Justice League, over!
12:04I can't boost the signal.
12:08Distress call, fate! Repeat, distress call, fate! Brainiac, illusion!
12:14Static, look out! Look out!
12:31You are only delaying the inevitable.
12:34You keep saying that like it's a bad thing!
12:45Come on!
13:00The launch bays aren't responding. We can't get in.
13:08Let's go!
13:23I can't connect to any of the systems inside. Brainiac has completely cut us off. But maybe I can still
13:28reach Static and Gear.
13:30Static, Gear, come in. Do you read me? What is your situation?
13:37Let's just say there's room for improvement!
13:44Now I know how my pimples feel!
13:47It's time to rid myself of you human pests.
13:57You can't do it!
14:00You can't do it!
14:01You can't do it!
14:01You can't do it!
14:01You wanna hang top?
14:02Okay!
14:03You wanna play rock?
14:04Yeah!
14:05You wanna play rock?
14:06Yeah!
14:07Let's play!
14:08Uh oh!
14:08I think you made him mad!
14:11Let's play!
14:12Let's play!
14:12Okay, okay!
14:14Let's play!
14:15Let's play!
14:15Let's play!
14:17Let's play!
14:18Let's play!
14:19Let's play!
14:20I'm not playing!
14:22Let's play!
14:28Batman!
14:29You still there?
14:31I've located your position.
14:32You're close to the central power core.
14:34You need to shut it down.
14:36How am I supposed to do that?
14:37You have to drain the core this time and absorb its energy.
14:41You mean take back what I put into it?
14:43Exactly.
14:44Well, I lit this crib in the first place, so I guess I'm the best guy to turn the lights
14:48out.
14:49Yeah, hi, what about Brainiac?
14:50You really think he's gonna let us get near the core?
14:52I've been jamming our communications so he won't know our plan.
14:56And now the Justice League is gonna provide a major distraction.
14:59So get going.
15:00Over and out.
15:07Ha!
15:09Ha!
15:10Ha!
15:23That should give Brainiac a king-size headache.
15:26Hm.
15:26Ha!
15:28Ha!
15:30Ha!
15:34Ha!
15:35Ha!
15:36Ha!
15:39Ha!
15:43Ha!
15:43Ha!
15:43This has gotta be the place!
15:54Keep backpack plugged in, just in case.
15:59Ah!
16:01Scary!
16:02I am everywhere.
16:04I am everything.
16:06You cannot defeat me.
16:09Ha!
16:10Ha!
16:12Ha!
16:12Ha!
16:12Ha!
16:12Ha!
16:12This is no time to download music!
16:14Oh, yes it is.
16:16Downloading this song a hundred billion times is filling up the station's memory.
16:20Brainiac'll crash.
16:21Just like my home computer does if I try to do too many things at once.
16:27Hear that, guys?
16:28The Watchtower's been turning to a house party and Gear and Static are the DJs.
16:32They're trying to disorient him from the inside.
16:34Looks like it's working.
16:37What, what, what's ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-happening cannot, cannot concentrate.
16:41Need, need, need more memory, need more memory, need more memory memory.
16:46So much for the beat!
16:48Now it's time for the beatdown!
16:50Come on!
16:54Cover me!
16:57I'm going to phase inside!
16:57Cover me!
16:57I'm going to phase inside!
16:59Let's get a plan!
17:06Let's get a plan!
17:08Come on!
17:09No, no, no, I can't, can't, can't, can't, cannot be, be, be beaten.
17:13I am Brainiac!
17:15Bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-braini, Brainiac!
17:18Gatsheps?
17:18Hold on!
17:191-1-1-1-1-1-1-1, I will be, be back, be back, be back, be back, be
17:24back!
17:24And I will slay the fuck down!
17:34Yo! Brainiac's not too bad on the mic. Mix Master Brainiac. Now that's fat!
17:40Yes, very fat indeed.
17:47You did well, both of you.
17:50Hey! Just another day's work for us superheroes, right?
17:53Do not make light of your accomplishment. This was a very serious matter.
17:58Yeah, you two dweebs saved the world today.
18:01So, when I'm looking for work this summer, can I put that on my resume?
18:06We'd better get back. There's plenty of work left to do.
18:09Could I please just get one picture of everyone, so tomorrow I can believe this actually happened?
18:15Why not?
18:18Maybe one.
18:23We're gonna work out in the end.
18:24But we got to hate her.
18:27Cause you know for sure.
18:29We're gonna make it in the end.
18:32We're gonna work out in the end.
18:34You think my pops will understand I was late for dinner cause I had to save the world?
18:39Probably not.
18:41Okay.
18:42Yeah, then I'll just tell him it was your fault.
18:44Later.
18:58Time to shake you down, buddy.
19:03Hey! Backpack?
19:04What's the matter with you?
19:05What are you doing?
19:06Hey! Hey! Stop!
19:08So, you thought it was over, didn't you?
19:11Incorrect, human.
19:13This is only the beginning.
19:16Danny?
19:17No! No! Stop!
19:20Stop!
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