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00:04Homelander?
00:06Blake!
00:07Cracker.
00:10What's that smell?
00:11Oh, it might be my new perfume line.
00:14It's generally a secret.
00:16No.
00:17That's my father.
00:19This old jukeboy.
00:22I can smell him all over you.
00:24Right.
00:24Of course, because we were just prepping for our interview.
00:28Prepping?
00:29Mm-hmm.
00:31Uh, I need you for something.
00:35You do?
00:38I have received the most wonderful message.
00:43I was visited by an angel.
00:48And she foretold my destiny.
00:52Well, praise be.
00:54And what is it?
00:57God.
00:59Sir, that is wonderful.
01:01There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
01:04No, no.
01:04No.
01:05Serving the Lord.
01:07Being the Lord.
01:11I'm the Messiah.
01:14I'm the Savior of the world.
01:16The Messiah.
01:20The Messiah.
01:24Congrats.
01:30I always knew I was special.
01:32I knew it.
01:33I suffered.
01:34I suffered so many hardships.
01:36I couldn't understand.
01:38I couldn't understand why.
01:40But you.
01:42You.
01:43You always saw it.
01:45Didn't you?
01:46You knew all along I was special.
01:50And that is why I have chosen you.
01:52To spread the word.
01:54Of my coming.
01:58How?
01:59Where we control the most powerful media apparatus on earth.
02:03And Jesus would kill for our marketing.
02:05Hmm.
02:08What do you say?
02:11Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
02:25Oh.
02:26There he is.
02:27Back from the dead.
02:30Oh.
02:30Easy does it.
02:31Easy.
02:34Yeah.
02:43This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
02:46I never saw it.
02:47What?
02:48Bollocks.
02:48I showed it to you.
02:49No.
02:49You saw me Star Wars.
02:50And I'll never let me watch any of them.
02:52With that tie from regarding Henry, right?
02:55Yeah.
02:56Anyway.
02:57Here's this bit.
02:58See?
02:59Young Luke.
03:00Pops in his spaceship.
03:02Fucks off to a barney with his old man Darth Vader.
03:04Cops.
03:05Wait.
03:05Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
03:08Yeah.
03:10It's a bit of a spoiler.
03:11But anyway, listen.
03:12The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
03:15This is a war.
03:17And you're the best weapon we've got.
03:19But you ain't no use to anyone if you go put yourself into a body bag before we put
03:24our lander in one.
03:25At least I was brave enough to try.
03:27Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
03:32You don't give a shit about me.
03:34Maybe you never did.
03:40Yeah.
03:40I'll face your civil war.
03:49Fucking teenagers.
04:01I was going to, but we roam, cellular phones, dock me, back in the flesh, blood and bones,
04:06don't condone, spin bank loans and homegrown, suckers break like turbo and no zone when
04:10I grab the rule off.
04:35Oh, check you out.
04:38All right.
04:38You twats are all done with fashion week.
04:40Let's get to work, yeah?
04:41Frenchy, how long till we got a dose big enough?
04:44No, there was so little virus left.
04:46It means time to multiply.
04:47You know what they say, huh?
04:48Cook low and slow.
04:50I don't fucking know.
04:51Weeks at least.
04:52Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
04:54That place got shut down 80 years ago.
04:56If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
04:59And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast that spilled those Boy Scouts
05:03in and out like a Cadbury a la creme, huh?
05:05Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
05:07Odds are they're 10 steps ahead.
05:09If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
05:13And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
05:16The virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
05:19So who wants to go to Clearfield?
05:24Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
05:25He's gone.
05:26He legged it.
05:27I wonder whose fault that is.
05:29Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
05:32Unless you can tell us we're Starlighters.
05:39Right.
05:41Let's get cracking.
05:54Annie.
05:56Dad.
06:03Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
06:05All ears.
06:07Okay, can you please stop doing that?
06:16How did you find me?
06:17I've been looking for months.
06:19You are really good at hiding.
06:20It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
06:25What should I say?
06:28Dad?
06:33Annie, this is your brother, Mason.
06:38It's simple, Mr. President.
06:41You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
06:45You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
06:50Thank you, sir.
06:54Let me be clear.
06:55Nobody summons me.
06:56The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter with a cock ring and
07:01a tub of Crisco.
07:02B.A.
07:02Flagged a deal point for your movie.
07:04We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
07:08It's in my writer.
07:09From 1984.
07:10I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
07:12You're welcome to take it up with Homelander when he gets back from Fort Harmony.
07:19Fort Harmony?
07:19Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart and we think there's a strong chance of finding
07:24V1 at Fort Harmony.
07:27Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
07:32It's great news.
07:33If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
07:38You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son.
07:42Forever.
07:42Forever.
07:46When did he leave?
07:47Hasn't left yet.
07:49Maybe you could go with him.
07:51Show him where to look.
07:53After all, it knows that place better than here.
08:11It's weird.
08:12No birds or animals, it's like-
08:13Fucking hell.
08:14Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
08:16Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
08:27Fuck that.
08:29Yeah, not really my type, son.
08:31Hey, how about you on a little respect?
08:32You know, he always right with you.
08:33You should take her out to dinner first.
08:38Let's see here.
08:39Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
08:42Something ripped them apart.
08:44Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stop these woods.
08:47Let's get a move on, then.
08:49Then come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
09:01Mmm.
09:02God damn, this is delicious.
09:04Huh.
09:05Why don't we so long have to try this?
09:07What do I worry about?
09:08Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
09:11I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
09:15Yo!
09:15What the fuck, bro?
09:17I trusted you.
09:18Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
09:20You think going full method is easy?
09:21Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
09:24My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
09:26But I fucking committed.
09:27I have given everything for this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
09:30Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
09:33I thought we were friends.
09:34I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are, how your powers are a joke, how
09:39you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
09:41Nobody says that.
09:42Yes, they do.
09:43All the time.
09:44Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
09:46I needed a win from Homelander.
09:48Edgar was it.
09:48It's a dog-e-dog world.
09:50Is that what you think the phrase is?
09:52Whatever.
09:53Just put your fucking mask back on.
09:56Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
09:57You better watch your fucking back.
09:58Oh, yeah?
09:59What are you going to do about it?
10:01Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
10:02He loves me right now.
10:04How long is that going to last?
10:05You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
10:23Oh, man, the view from back here was crazy.
10:27You love it.
10:29Hon, you're Super Scream.
10:33We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
10:35The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
10:40I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
10:45But I do love busting gushers all over your pathetic worm face.
10:51Oh, baby.
11:08Oh, shoot.
11:09I gotta run.
11:10I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
11:13He's lying.
11:13The church is bankrupt.
11:14Wait, what?
11:15The church is bankrupt?
11:17What?
11:17Who?
11:17Did Back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
11:21That two-faced bitch.
11:22How do you lose money in a megachurch?
11:23You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
11:25Attendance is down.
11:26Donations are drying up.
11:28And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help.
11:30How deep in the hole are you?
11:31Just, uh, 150 million.
11:35Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
11:37You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
11:40Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
11:44That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
11:46This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
11:49Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
11:50Well, what are we gonna do?
11:51We?
11:52You tell me.
11:53You're the fucking emissary of God.
11:55Ma'am, you have a visitor?
11:57I need y'all's help or something.
12:01Dang.
12:02Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
12:10Any son of Supercut could already be inside.
12:16Well, let's find out.
12:19What's wrong?
12:21Annie.
12:23She'll come back.
12:25No.
12:26I almost died.
12:27But she made it all about her and she took off.
12:29I mean, last year, I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
12:33about her.
12:33She can be such a fucking bitch.
12:40Ah.
12:41Jesus, sorry.
12:41I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
12:58Fuckin' hell.
12:59What the fuck happened here?
13:01Are we dead beast enjoying the amused fish, perhaps?
13:05I'll explain so it didn't hit no animals.
13:08I said that ten minutes ago.
13:10I said that ten minutes ago.
13:30Hi.
13:32Kathy.
13:33I have always wanted...
13:35It's nice to finally meet you.
13:36So you knew about this?
13:38You know what's funny?
13:40I must have asked you like a hundred times to go to Votland.
13:43But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
13:45He said that?
13:46I couldn't get him off that thing.
13:53How's your mom?
13:54She's okay.
13:55She's in hiding, but she's okay.
13:59You're a cop?
14:00Deputy.
14:01Deputy.
14:02I thought you were working for, um, the telephone company.
14:05When was the last time you saw a pay phone?
14:08So, does that mean you're rounding up, Starlighters?
14:11You mean terrorists?
14:12Mason.
14:13Sorry.
14:14Am I being rude?
14:14We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
14:17That's enough.
14:20You know what?
14:22I'm sorry.
14:23I'm sorry I put you guys in danger just by being here.
14:26You're right.
14:27Keeping me a secret.
14:29I'll just go.
14:31Annie, wait.
14:33I'm making a stroganoff.
14:34Well, it's a hamburger helper, but have dinner with us?
14:38Wash your clothes.
14:39Take a shower.
14:40No offense, but you could use one.
14:44This is insane.
14:50Really?
14:51We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
14:53Baja Green Goddess with Impossible Chorizo.
14:55Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil?
14:59Three pounds.
15:00All right, y'all, let's keep it going.
15:02Blue Sky Day.
15:03No bad ideas.
15:04Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
15:07All right, it's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
15:11He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
15:13Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
15:14We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
15:16Right, this is a yes and run.
15:17Oh, yes and.
15:18You're an idiot.
15:20Okay.
15:20Uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
15:23I had a quick game of opposites here.
15:25What if it was something not fucking terrible?
15:28Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people
15:34meet their new God in person, huh?
15:36Ooh, selfies with God.
15:38Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount.
15:42That is your poster right there.
15:44Amen.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:45This is amazing.
15:47And for the record, Homelander is 100% God.
15:51Um, but won't some people say he's not?
15:53Uh, Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
15:58We prayed to God for help.
15:59He's answering.
16:00Looks like Firecrutch has a point.
16:03Excuse me?
16:03Yeah, they're Firecrutch.
16:04Madam Vice President.
16:05Because according to the snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept Homelander
16:09as their one true God, making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where
16:14he'd need to be.
16:14You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with used suits, but VOD Plus never releases
16:18any.
16:19Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
16:25Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
16:27Jesus Christ.
16:28What?
16:28No wonder the Lamplander-Lighted Justice finale got a D-minus on AV Club.
16:32Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the
16:37Avenging Squad prequel.
16:38You try and make a good finale out of that.
16:40The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
16:45Like new Coke, right?
16:46Everybody already loves Jesus.
16:48They want to eat right out of his asshole.
16:52Figuratively speaking, of course.
16:53Jesus was a great man.
16:55Yeah.
16:56The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for
17:02the poor.
17:06That shit don't sell no more.
17:08No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
17:13America is God's government, and we are his chosen people.
17:18Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
17:24The real American hero as our savior.
17:31The Democratic Church of America.
17:41You heard the numbers.
17:42The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
17:46I know what to call him.
17:51The Orson Welles work, eh?
17:53Cover his fat ass.
17:55Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
17:58I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
18:00What?
18:04Oh my God.
18:08A couple of uggos.
18:12What changed your mind?
18:15Yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me.
18:20Firecracker said you looked up to me.
18:22Guess you're not a complete idiot.
18:25I never said that.
18:27You want my help or not?
18:31The other day, when Clara Vaught's name came up, I got the impression you knew her.
18:37I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
18:41What?
18:42You did?
18:45Then, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
18:51Where is she?
18:54Dead.
18:55Suicide.
18:56Oh shit.
18:57She never offered so.
18:59Yeah, well, she did.
19:02Did you see a body?
19:20Hey.
19:22Found something.
19:25Blueprints.
19:27Yeah, there's a labyrinth of always in rooms underground.
19:29There's a lab.
19:30If the V-1 is here, that's where it should be.
19:32Blueprints.
19:33Oh, fucking magic.
19:34If the V-1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
19:37I just said that.
19:37Are you ever going to fucking listen to me?
19:38As soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
19:41Why do you have to be such an asshole?
19:43Well, a funny twig now, have you?
19:44No, you remind me every day.
19:46Oh, real father of the year of getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
19:50Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie that killed him.
19:53Okay, you know what?
19:54It's not just Ryan.
19:55Look at what you did to M.M.
19:56What the fuck did he do to me?
19:57He dragged you down into shit with him.
19:58And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
20:01Everyone see you play.
20:02Pussy, something is wrong here.
20:04This fucking nuns just called you a pussy.
20:05Go let him get away with that.
20:07Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
20:08Yeah, fucking do it, M.
20:09Do it.
20:10Fucking do it.
20:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:12Hey, that's enough.
20:13None of you ever listen to me.
20:15I listen to you?
20:16You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
20:18I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
20:20I'm not your fucking pet.
20:21Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
20:24Hey, stop!
20:25Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
20:28You need to focus.
20:30Everyone, huh?
20:34Allons-y.
20:47Mason!
20:53Sorry about him.
20:54He's...
20:55It's okay.
20:55I used to be his age.
20:57I saw the sign out front.
20:59In this house, we believe in Homelander.
21:01The Boston Department made everybody put them up.
21:04In answer to a suit named Livewire now.
21:06I don't round up Starlighters, by the way.
21:09When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
21:11And the other deputies?
21:12They think that Starlighters are coming for their kids.
21:15But that's a lie that Vought sells.
21:17I know that.
21:18Then why don't you say anything?
21:20The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night with his wife and kids.
21:25I'm not proud of it, Annie.
21:27But I have a family to protect.
21:31I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before time runs out, but...
21:38Not what you expected.
21:40You could say that.
21:43After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
21:47But maybe, you just, didn't want me.
21:56Have a seat.
22:30This movie was shit.
22:31I did consider asking you for my money back.
22:34I didn't always approve of the choices you made.
22:36But I was always proud of you.
22:40Maybe even more proud when you quit.
22:47Why did you leave?
22:51The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission, El Salvador.
22:55We were young.
22:58Wanted to save the world.
23:00We were so happy when you came along.
23:04And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was going to give you a better life,
23:10better than a payphone repairman could give you.
23:13She asked me, do you know how we can really change the world?
23:17Raised a superhero.
23:19So you, you got on board.
23:22Until she started telling you you were chosen by God.
23:27And the thing is, you believed it.
23:30And then she believed it.
23:32And I just...
23:35I couldn't keep lying to you.
23:36So, I left.
23:38You never even reached out.
23:40To do what?
23:40Shatter your dreams?
23:41Keep lying to you?
23:42I didn't take any there.
23:44I needed you.
23:45I needed you.
23:50If I could go back and change things, I would.
23:56I should have been there for you.
23:58Should have stood up for you.
24:01I'm sorry I left, Annie.
24:05It runs in the family, I guess.
24:08What do you mean?
24:09I flipped out the other day, and I ditched someone I really love.
24:13It's like he's, um...
24:14It's like he's my heart.
24:16Walking on the outside, and if they got to him...
24:19Annie.
24:20The people we love aren't a weakness.
24:24They're the reason that we fight.
24:36Hey, is it alright if I talk to him?
24:38Of course.
24:40Just...
24:41Knock first.
24:43I learned that lesson the hard way.
24:57The love is this way.
25:00Whoa.
25:02Fuck, you know.
25:04I've been here a minute, haven't I?
25:08Decades.
25:12Hunters.
25:13Look at their knives.
25:15These men.
25:17They kill each other.
25:18What if there is a monster here?
25:20But it's us.
25:22What the fuck you on about, Frenchie?
25:24Toxoplasmosis.
25:24It's a parasite in cat shit that can infect humans.
25:27Makes them react with explosive anger.
25:29You think we ate cat shit?
25:31Ate?
25:32No.
25:33If the V1 spilled into the groundwater, it could mutate at the plants.
25:37Their spores fills us with rage.
25:39We murder each other and voila.
25:42We're plant food for these vines.
25:45Okay, so like the last of us?
25:48No, that is just the walking dead with mushrooms.
25:51The dead campers.
25:53The animals.
25:54These hunters.
25:54Surely you all see how strangely you've been acting.
25:58Us.
25:58I've seen you blow cocaine up your dickhole.
26:01Wait.
26:02You have a point.
26:03The copious and also drugs I've taken for decades has surely altered my brain chemistry.
26:07That's why I'm not affected.
26:08I guess being a junkie was good for something after all.
26:11Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
26:12Romeo and fucking Juliet.
26:14You two survived this war, I give this six months tops.
26:20Well fucking well.
26:22Well.
26:32Let's fucking go.
26:36Oh, where are you going?
26:38I'm gonna top those cunts.
26:39Get us killed, you fucking idiots!
26:42Neither of you are thinking straight.
26:43Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchie.
26:46That ain't gonna do shit to me, sonny.
26:47No, but I will.
26:49Homelander and soldier boy kill you.
26:51Then kill us.
26:52Then if there's any V1 here, it's Homelander's.
26:55Does that make your family safe?
26:58Is that the revenge you seek?
27:00Does that make things right for Becca?
27:05Fine.
27:11We must hurry before we tear each other apart.
27:15Or the soups do.
27:18So what's the problem?
27:19God!
27:20God!
27:20What the fuck, Frenchie?
27:21It's deer urine.
27:22Hunters use it to attract prey, but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander.
27:26You spray that shit on me, and I'll rip your fucking head off.
27:30I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses.
27:36It's just science, bro.
27:37When you jizz, masculine vitality leaves your body.
27:40Gotta hold that shit in.
27:41Right, Noir?
27:43Right, Noir?
27:45Fuck you.
27:47Looks like you hit the wrong button there, broseph.
27:49Bitch, bitch.
27:50Says what?
27:51What?
27:53What?
27:57I just want to talk.
28:02Wow.
28:03Your picture was never up there.
28:04Yeah, good.
28:08I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's good.
28:11I don't put traitors on my wall.
28:12Okay, you know, what they say about me, none of it's true.
28:16Do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven, or that you're a terrorist
28:20who trafficked children?
28:21So that's like a hard no.
28:22I'm getting into the back of my van.
28:25Hey, look, Mason, you go to school at Homelander Academy, and you come home, and you watch thousands
28:32of TikToks every day.
28:34How is the truth supposed to compete with that?
28:37Whatever.
28:38You're like the FBI's most wanted.
28:40Okay, well, like it or not, the FBI's most wanted is your sister.
28:43So you can keep being an asshole about it, or, you know, we can also talk about it.
28:47Is there a third option?
28:53Let me guess.
28:54Chocolate cream felt every Thursday morning, right?
28:59Dad used to take me before school.
29:02That's one of the things I miss the most, actually.
29:05I think he was just taking me as his beard.
29:10Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
29:34It's not here.
29:35Fuck this, and fuck you, and fuck me.
29:37This is a goddamn waste of time.
29:44Butcher, take a look.
29:46Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it.
29:48Not too long ago, neither.
29:50They punched 80 years of rust right off the safe.
29:54Now, how many soups do we know that can punch this heart?
29:57It doesn't, maybe more.
29:59What is it?
30:02Heroin.
30:03Heroin!
30:03Of course he would fucking know that.
30:09So, punch like a bleeding sledgehammer.
30:12That takes for fucking smack.
30:16Bombsite.
30:16No one has seen bombsite for decades.
30:19He's likely dead.
30:20What if he's not, asshole?
30:22It'd be about the only other cunner who'd know this shit was here.
30:25You mean bombsite from Soldier Boy's first team?
30:28Wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1?
30:29What's he need more for?
30:36Hey, Ed.
30:37Are you all right?
30:38Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you on your day off.
30:40This is going to sound crazy.
30:41Is Starlight in there?
30:43I'm sorry, what?
30:44I got a call from Mason.
30:47But it's a joke, right?
30:49Tell me it's a joke.
30:57She's my daughter.
30:58Your daughter?
30:59Jesus Christ, can I ever fucking lie?
31:01I've known you 20 years and you never-
31:03I should have told you.
31:04She's a serial killer.
31:05She's not.
31:06I promise you.
31:08I'm begging you.
31:10Get back in, cruiser.
31:11And let this go.
31:12Are you crazy?
31:13I am not dying in a prison camp over this.
31:16I gotta take her in.
31:18You need to step aside right now.
31:20Please, Ed, just take a breath.
31:24Hands up right now.
31:25I don't think so.
31:26Walk away.
31:28Ed, put it down.
31:29I said now.
31:31Walk away.
31:32No, you're under arrest, Ed.
31:33Relax.
31:34Everybody, please.
31:35I'm warning you.
31:35I said walk away.
31:36With the both of you, fucking stop!
31:44I'm sorry, Ed.
31:45Just, Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday.
31:48After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months?
31:51Yeah, and you lied to my face the whole time.
31:53I know you're scared.
31:54I'm scared, too.
31:55But what Vought's been making us do,
31:56pulling people out of their homes,
31:58our neighbors, and sending them to...
32:01God knows where.
32:02You know it's wrong.
32:07And it's my daughter, and I love her.
32:09I should have stood up for her a long time ago.
32:11She's not what they say she is.
32:13She's a good person, Ed.
32:14And if good people stop trying to do the right thing,
32:17then what the hell chance do we have?
32:24She better be gone in an hour, or I swear to God,
32:27I'm coming back with Livewire.
32:29I'm hauling you both in.
32:31Thanks.
32:43Smells like deer piss.
32:45The last time I was here, I was fresh off the front lines.
32:48Still picking nutsy brains out of my hair.
32:50And only the best of the best got selected for Dr. Voss trials.
32:53Not soft little hog chompers.
32:56Of course.
32:57I forgot how tough you were.
32:59Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck.
33:01I mean, your cock's as useless as your cape.
33:03What's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet?
33:06Oh, oh, my dick was sopping wet
33:08when I pulled it out of the storm front
33:09and wiped that on her fucking chin.
33:18Oh, look, more egos.
33:22Friends of yours.
33:28Oh, shit.
33:30They're right above us.
33:31I'll be just getting the fuck out of here.
33:33Come on.
33:33Hey, what about the V-1?
33:35If the bombsite has a V-1,
33:36then it saves us from having to torch it.
33:38What are you talking about?
33:40Who's us?
33:44What?
33:45You're afraid the world needs more or more okunst, do ya?
33:47We need it to save Annie and Kimiko.
33:50You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you?
33:52Shh, Homelander will hear us.
33:54And you, you've just been going along with it again.
33:57We can't take the risk, Huey.
33:58And if she has to be collateral damage
34:00so that Homelander dies and my daughter lives,
34:02we ain't got no fucking choice.
34:04It's easy for you to say.
34:04It won't fucking kill you.
34:05Well, at least he knows when to keep this gob shut
34:07and do as he's fucking told.
34:09Excuse me?
34:09No, no, no.
34:10We don't have time for this.
34:11We need to find a way out.
34:12I know a little secret, Butcher.
34:13I cheered when I found out that you were dying.
34:15Because at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass.
34:18You know, I used to say to these guys,
34:19don't give up on Butcher.
34:20There's good in him.
34:21Fighting to get out.
34:22I was wrong.
34:23If there was anything human in there, it's dead.
34:25Underneath that chest full of Octococs,
34:28you are just a fucking monster.
34:29Maybe I like it, but I don't know.
34:32It's not just in you.
34:32It is you.
34:33You're the cancer.
34:34Lower your voices.
34:36You're just as bad as Homelander, maybe worse.
34:38And I'm not going to let you drag us all down with you.
34:39And what you going to do about it?
34:41I'll fucking kill you.
34:47Please, calm down.
35:03Come on, M.M.
35:04I mean, if Butcher will let you.
35:12Everybody, please stop.
35:30Hey, where'd you think you're going?
35:35Okay.
35:38Don't.
35:43Tough guy, my ass.
35:45What?
35:46You.
35:46Your whole bit.
35:47This whole guts and glory thing.
35:50What a fucking joke.
35:52I read your classified file.
35:54Your brother won a silver stuff for bravery at Anzio,
35:56and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Voss Trials.
36:01Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory,
36:06making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
36:11You don't know shit about me.
36:14Really?
36:16I know that when they tried to inject you with the fee,
36:18you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table.
36:22And you pissed yourself,
36:24crying for your mommy,
36:26like the whiny, spoiled, little rich boy that you are.
36:31They gave you the world.
36:33And you,
36:33you deserve nothing.
36:36Huh?
36:37Oh, Christ.
36:37What's this shit on him?
36:41What are you doing?
36:47Oh, well done.
36:48I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
36:50Maybe.
36:51Maybe not.
36:55It's enriched uranium.
36:56They'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.
36:59Now, for normal, Joel, they'd be dead in minutes.
37:01But for you,
37:02it's a stomach flu.
37:03Good luck, though.
37:05Getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
37:17Where are you going?
37:18I'm going to go destroy any V-1 that I find,
37:21you triple-crowned cock-jockey.
37:23Why?
37:24You'll get it, do you?
37:25How much I can't fucking stand you.
38:11Come on, son.
38:14Come and have a go.
38:16Come on, son.
38:33Oh, if only the world could see you now.
38:38Not so fucking super, are you?
38:41You, uh, you got a bear.
38:48Did your dad put you in time out?
38:51That's got a sting.
38:53Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
38:58What's the matter?
38:59Can't get your tongue?
39:02Well, wonders ever cease.
39:05Tell me, sonny.
39:09If you did get the juice on you,
39:11you think that makes you a god, don't you?
39:14Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
39:17Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats
39:20gargling your bollocks and singing those Anna,
39:24you still wouldn't be happy.
39:26Because deep down,
39:27you're just a weak,
39:29thin-skinned,
39:30needy little boy.
39:33Now you're being the shit out of your own son.
39:37Don't get weaker than that.
39:47Ryan
39:49is alive.
39:50Because he's strong.
39:52Because he's my son.
39:54The son of God.
39:55You ain't no god.
39:58How's about I go fetch the virus,
40:00and then we'll watch you
40:01shit your fucking spider?
40:07You don't have it, do you?
40:11The virus.
40:19Don't I?
40:20No.
40:22You don't.
40:23You would've used it by now.
40:30You have no way to stop me,
40:32do you?
40:33Oh, William.
40:34You have no idea what you're up against.
40:38You can't intervene.
40:40I will get to be one.
40:43And when I do,
40:44I'm gonna flee you alive.
40:47And you'll start like
40:48all the non-believers.
40:51You're all gonna fucking drown
40:53in your own blood.
40:56I promise you,
40:58before I die,
41:02I'll fucking have you.
41:04You're all fucking paste.
41:07I can take what's mine.
41:09And that makes this whole fucking shitball
41:12my birthright!
41:14My birthright!
41:17No way!
41:46Fucker!
41:47Shit.
42:23Shit.
42:52Fuck.
43:00Fuck.
43:01Oh, fuck.
43:03Fuck.
43:21Oh my god.
43:29Quay.
43:31You know this man?
43:35You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
43:38Figures this would be you.
43:40You ugly piece of shit.
43:42Oh, you hated me.
43:44Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
43:47Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
43:52You still fucking hate me, don't you?
43:54This creature is nothing but hate.
43:56It makes us hate.
43:58He's the curse of all of this.
44:00Listen to me.
44:02You are the only one who can end it.
44:05Put a stuck to his misery.
44:06Put him out of his misery.
44:07Oh, no. God, no.
44:09No, I like him like this.
44:12Fuck you, bitch!
44:15Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
44:18Fuck you.
44:19Fuck you!
44:20Cause I still got it!
44:21I got all of it!
44:22I fucking won!
44:23Run!
44:27If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
44:37I know why Queen hates you.
44:40Was that right?
44:40Because he sees you for what you really are.
44:43He was a real soldier.
44:45You were just a boy playing dress up.
44:47But you got to be the hero?
44:49Well, he got to be this.
44:50Now, where's the justice in that?
44:52It should be you up there.
44:54It should be you up there.
44:55It should be your pain.
44:58You are nothing but a coward.
45:00You should shut your fucking mouth!
45:20Huey?
45:23I'm...
45:23I'm sorry.
45:26No.
45:29Me too.
46:02I'm so fucking sorry.
46:03I'm sorry.
46:05I'm so fucking sorry.
46:22I'm sorry.
46:26I'm sorry.
46:27I'm sorry no.
46:36I'm sorry.
46:37I'm sorry.
46:38I'm sorry.
46:41I'm sorryTHUNcart B análise.
46:42But how do I reach out?
46:43I thought you got to go?
46:44People have yourWindows.
46:45I know?
46:45I would have loved him.
46:46I would let them let them get to considered.
46:49I better marry all night long.
46:53Well, that was the best show I've ever had.
46:57It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
47:03You have something you want to say?
47:05Sorry.
47:08You want us to try that again?
47:10I'm sorry.
47:11Good, but you're grounded until you're 20.
47:14More like 30.
47:16I hope we see each other again.
47:19Me too.
47:28Annie, don't make the same mistake I did.
47:31Don't give up on the people you love, alright?
48:03We will follow us today.
48:05We will meet you.
48:06Please go.
48:08Please go.
48:08Please go.
48:08Please go.
48:09Please go.
48:14Please go.
48:42The people who wasn't here.
48:51Are you crying?
48:58Just fucking do it already.
49:33We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
49:37You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
49:43Never let me do it again.
49:44Never.
49:49I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man whore.
49:52I don't remember you calling me that.
49:55I didn't?
49:56I thought I did.
49:57You're not wrong.
49:59I was.
50:01Once.
50:03But I'm clean now.
50:05And I can be whatever you need.
50:13I don't want to change you.
50:16It's that I'm trying to change myself.
50:23The reason I can speak now, it's because I did so much work to let go of my chaos.
50:31The thing is, you love chaos.
50:35You thrive in it, which is fine, but I can't go back to that.
50:45So where does that leave us?
51:13I'm sorry, I shouldn't have left you, I should have been here.
51:16Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good day to mess.
51:23You watch?
51:34Listen mate, that shot I said.
51:37Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean it, I...
51:39Because I sure as hell meant every fucking word I say it.
51:42So we got a problem?
51:49We cool, man.
51:51We cool.
51:59What are you doing?
52:00Just thinking.
52:01Well, the shit show is on.
52:06From sea to shining sea.
52:12We, America!
52:18Yes!
52:19Yes!
52:24Brothers and sisters!
52:27Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
52:33Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's embrace.
52:38Can I get an amen?
52:39Amen!
52:41I mean, I love all this.
52:43Love.
52:43But don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
52:46I did.
52:47Now I'm leaving Homelander.
52:49She's lying.
52:50No shit.
52:51Excuse me?
52:53But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course!
52:59Yes!
53:01Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
53:08Yes!
53:08We will be patriots of faith!
53:11we will fulfill our founding father's dream today starting today samaritans embrace becomes
53:20the democratic church of america
53:27and here to share his holy plan for our new church he is not just a man
53:34he's not just a superman
53:41he is the prophet of the lord
53:48he is the prophet of america
53:51he is the prophet of america
54:11so
54:16you
54:19you
54:20You