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00:31I'll drop her off if you want.
00:32Oh, no, you've got a delivery this morning, remember?
00:35Claire, we're going to be late.
00:36And you're hurting me.
00:37Oh, you should have done it before when I told you.
00:39Half an hour won't make much difference.
00:41Careful.
00:42Look, don't you think I've got enough to worry about without you losing your job as well?
00:45Claire, go and get your card for me.
00:47Can't sack me.
00:48I'm indispensable.
00:49Famous last words.
00:50Oh, where's your homework?
00:52I'll pick her up then.
00:53Oh, no, no, I'm going into town lunchtime.
00:54I'll pick her up on the way back.
00:56Got it.
00:57Oh, right, come on then.
00:58Hang on, do you need some money?
00:59No, no, no, I'm only going to get her PE stuff.
01:01Oh, have you paid the electric bill?
01:03Oh, no, I'll do it later.
01:05Well, where is it?
01:06In your pocket.
01:07Oh, Nigel will get cut off.
01:08Do it.
01:08Oh, make sure you do.
01:10Come on.
01:17Well, looks like the head's gone.
01:19I'd rather you than me, mate.
01:20Well, you don't fancy coming out of retirement then?
01:22Yeah, I'd love to, but I've got a bit too much on, I think.
01:24Yeah, the trouble is, so long, I'm supposed to be showing Kathy around the house later.
01:28What, you told her?
01:29Yeah.
01:30And?
01:30Well, I've been working on her all night, but I think the jury's still out.
01:34What, she'll give you hard time?
01:35Just a bit.
01:36Accus me of throwing people out in the street, but at least she's come round to have a look
01:39at it anyway.
01:41Nah, she'll be all right.
01:41They love all that, don't they?
01:42What?
01:43Well, you know, house of their own.
01:45Roses round the door.
01:46Dry flowers in the castle.
01:47I don't know, that's what Kathy wants.
01:49She's a bird, isn't she?
01:51Yeah, that's what I love about you, your ability to delve deep into the female psyche.
01:55Eh?
01:56What do you want for your tea?
01:58I'll get you something when I'm in town.
01:59Oh, don't mind.
02:00Um, do you want me to phone ahead?
02:02Alert the shops, you're on your way.
02:04No, thank you.
02:05Element of surprise.
02:06Good thinking.
02:07See you later.
02:08See you.
02:08See you, love.
02:12Morning, girls.
02:16Here.
02:18Two goldfish in a tank.
02:20One of them turns to the other and says, uh, so, uh, do you know how to drive this, then?
02:26Morning, Nigel.
02:26Tank, get it?
02:27Very good.
02:28Yeah, I thought so.
02:30Um, I don't suppose there's any chance of you, uh, shifting that stuff today, is there?
02:34I don't know, Nigel, I'm still waiting on the phone call.
02:37Ah, only, uh, you know, I've been of a nervous disposition.
02:39I'm starting to jump every time the shop door opens.
02:42What stuff's this?
02:43No, he's looking after some of your carborotters.
02:4543, to be precise.
02:46Where are they from?
02:47Right there, not one.
02:49Was he out?
02:49Yeah, it's three weeks he's been out there.
02:51Well, nice one.
02:51We should have moped a bit.
02:52All right.
02:53Loathe as I am to put the mockers on your class reunion.
02:56I don't think you could stash them somewhere else, do you?
02:59Just give it a couple more days, Nigel.
03:01I'll hold you to that.
03:02Don't worry, Nigel, if you do get nicked, we're coming busy, yeah?
03:04Oh, well, that's all right, then.
03:05And there was me worrying.
03:07Yeah, they'll be out by Monday, all right?
03:08I'm not cut out for all this.
03:10I've got one of them faces that just looks naturally guilty.
03:12Monday?
03:13Promise.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Right.
03:15I mean, what's four more sleepless nights between mates?
03:20Right, I'm off.
03:21All right, see you later, yeah?
03:22Yeah, and good luck with Kath.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Cheers.
03:43Well?
03:44Tomorrow.
03:45Three o'clock.
03:46Did you tell him anything?
03:48Well, like what?
03:49Like why we're going.
03:51No need.
03:52Maybe you should have warned him so he's got time to think about it.
03:55He's a counsellor.
03:56It's his job to talk about what we want to talk about.
03:59And what if he doesn't want to help us?
04:01Well, find one who can.
04:03You'll love it.
04:04Well, it doesn't matter if I do or don't, is it?
04:06As soon as you've already bought it.
04:13I don't think we should tell anybody just yet, do you?
04:16There's nothing to tell.
04:17We don't even know if it's going to be possible.
04:20Well, if it's not.
04:21Well, then it's not.
04:22So at least we won't be pretending to each other anymore.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Listen, I'd better get back to work when I've still got a job.
04:29I know that I'll be able to concentrate.
04:31See you later.
04:32Definitely.
04:34Hello.
04:35Hello there.
04:38You got me message then?
04:39Yeah, Bianca said something about a quiet word.
04:41Well, I don't know if you've heard, but I need a little bit of help behind the bar.
04:44Oh yeah, I saw the card.
04:46Oh, I've seen you in here and you seem to get on well with people.
04:48And why don't you ever thought about it?
04:50Well, yeah, but the cartoon experience is bar staff and I've never done it before.
04:53Oh, well, we could soon train the right person.
04:56Yeah.
04:56Well, me uncle's got a pub in Brentwood and he says that bar work is sort of like 10%
05:00nowhere
05:00and 90% personality.
05:02Yeah.
05:02Well, I wouldn't argue with that.
05:03I've only been in the business five minutes myself.
05:05And I suppose I've always worked with people.
05:08Doing what?
05:08Oh, broad my sleeve.
05:09First I was an holiday rep and then I was a beautician.
05:11You haven't done any bar work at all?
05:13No.
05:14But, um, I am a fast learner and I don't mind a bit of hard work.
05:18I don't doubt it.
05:19It's not exactly what I was looking for, but, um, now that you've entered nothing games,
05:22what I always say, so, um, yeah, I'll give it a go if you will.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Well, it might take a few weeks to get it sorted out.
05:30A few weeks?
05:31Yeah, we get a proper crew in there, you know, lock the partitions down, give it a good tidy
05:34up on it.
05:35Yeah, it need to be redecorated, top to bottom.
05:37So, you like it then?
05:38I never said that.
05:40I just said that whoever lived there would need to redecorate it first.
05:42Oh.
05:43Mind you, I'm not saying that I don't like it either.
05:47How much will it cost to do it all up?
05:49Well, let me worry about it, eh?
05:51Oh, so we're keeping this up then, are we?
05:53Keeping what up?
05:53You, deciding everything for us.
05:55Maybe you'd like me to walk three steps behind you and all.
05:58Oh.
05:59Well, how much then?
06:01Well, not that much.
06:02I'll call in a few favours, a better grain.
06:06Or a couple.
06:08And can we afford it?
06:09About a push, yeah.
06:11And you really think we need somewhere this big?
06:13Yeah, we just think what we could do with it.
06:16Well, it could be nice.
06:18Maybe we could make a plane for Stephen and the twins.
06:20Exactly, we'd have a guest room, wouldn't we?
06:21You can get your brother over at the stake.
06:23Well, don't hold your breath.
06:24A new kitchen, a proper dining room.
06:26I just wish you'd talk to me about it at first.
06:29I just wanted it to be a surprise.
06:31Well, you've got that bit right.
06:33So, do I get the work started or what?
06:36No, I don't know.
06:37Oh, come on, Kate.
06:37You said yourself it'd be perfect for us.
06:40What about all the people who were living there?
06:41The ones you threw out?
06:42I didn't throw anywhere.
06:43Well, as good as.
06:44What about Ricky?
06:45Well, I've talked to him.
06:46He knows all of that.
06:47And?
06:48He's sweet, isn't he?
06:49Yeah, he wasn't at the time.
06:50Well, he is now.
06:53So, do I get the work started or what?
06:55Oh, can't we talk about it later?
06:57I've got to get back to the car.
06:58You've seen it now.
06:58You either like it or you don't.
07:00Like I said, it could be nice.
07:02Exactly.
07:03And the sooner we get the work started, the sooner we can move in.
07:08All right, let's start making your calls then.
07:10You mean it?
07:11I wouldn't say so otherwise, would I?
07:13But please, next time, just talk to me first.
07:18It's a deal.
07:20So, now you've forgiven me.
07:22Half forgiven you.
07:24All right, half forgiven me.
07:26Any chance of a bit of breakfast?
07:28Come over in half an hour.
07:29I'll see what I can do.
07:33It's a bang our empire, are we?
07:35No, as a matter of fact, it's just your only mum round the house.
07:37Oh, yeah?
07:38Hmm.
07:39And guess what?
07:39What?
07:40She loves it.
07:42I'm very pleased for you.
07:43Well, I never doubted it for a minute.
07:46There's a load of little boxes out there, hidden under some cardboard.
07:49You haven't touched them, have you?
07:50No.
07:51Well, don't.
07:51Go and get us an egg and bacon sarnie from the caf.
07:54I'll get some papers on the way back.
07:55Cheers, Neil.
07:58Ah, good morning, Mrs. H.
08:00Oh, good morning.
08:01I brought these back.
08:03I didn't understand them.
08:06You didn't understand them?
08:07Neither did I.
08:09Full of Pakistani people singing to each other.
08:14Ah, yeah.
08:14Well, you see, they're Indian films, Mrs. H.
08:18They're like musicals.
08:19Well, I like musicals.
08:21But not these.
08:23The sunset.
08:23What?
08:25Which musical?
08:26No.
08:27Er, these are musicals for Asian people.
08:32Is Woody Allen in it?
08:34What?
08:35I am a member.
08:37Er, yeah.
08:38Er, a far wall, Mrs. H.
08:40Top three shelves.
08:41Everything you want is there.
08:43Jean Kelly, Fred Astaire, Woody Allen.
08:45English?
08:46Absolutely.
08:48I'm not a racist, you know, but I like what I like.
08:52Don't we all?
08:53Top three shelves, Mrs. H.
08:54Very well.
09:00Er, these are late, Mrs. H.
09:03Oh, pardon?
09:05Doesn't matter.
09:07All right, Nigel.
09:08All right.
09:09Listen, you've got Collie's number.
09:10Collie who?
09:11Collie Peters, the builder.
09:12Oh, cowboy Collie.
09:13Yeah, hang on a sec.
09:15Um, any news on the old, er, you know what?
09:19Only, er, you know, Neil's been sniffing around there.
09:22Look, relax, will you?
09:23I told you they'd be out by Monday.
09:24Relax?
09:25I have a seizure every time the old bill go past.
09:28Has anyone ever told you you worry too much?
09:30Yeah, I like worrying.
09:32Yeah, we have too much of a good thing, can't we?
09:34Listen, thanks for this, and, er, do you fancy a bit of break here?
09:37No, no, no, I've sent it out for some.
09:39All right.
09:40I'll see you later, yeah?
09:40Yeah, cheers.
09:42Uh, find anything you like, Mrs. H?
09:45Oh, very well, thank you.
10:01Ron, is that you?
10:03I'll be down in a minute.
10:05OK, love.
10:14Um, this is a western, Mrs. H.
10:18Sorry?
10:19Cowboys in Indi...
10:20Um, people shooting each other, no singing.
10:24What is?
10:25This one.
10:26It's not a musical.
10:28Well, thank goodness for that.
10:30What?
10:30Well, I didn't understand a word of the last two you gave me.
10:35I think this is where I came in.
10:37Sorry?
10:38Uh, nothing, it doesn't matter, Mrs. H.
10:40Uh, you're gonna love this one.
10:42It's an English musical western with Woody Allen.
10:47Oh, thank you.
10:49I'll see you in the morning.
10:52I look forward to it.
10:56Rolling, rolling, rolling.
10:58Keep them doggies rolling.
11:00Keep them doggies rolling.
11:02Roar high.
11:04Mr. Bates.
11:11What's going on?
11:12I don't know, mate.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19How'd you go?
11:22Watch her.
11:23All right.
11:23That working, then?
11:25Phil told me to take an early lunch.
11:26She's got a load of calls to make or something.
11:28What about you?
11:29Oh, I just finished my driving lesson.
11:30I was just looking for Tiffany.
11:32She was meant to come and need to see Peggy about something.
11:35So, how was it?
11:36What?
11:37The driving lesson?
11:38Oh, brilliant.
11:38Yeah, John's really good.
11:39Much better than David.
11:40Oh, yeah?
11:41But he don't let nothing get to him.
11:42You know, he's really patient.
11:43He said I'm his best client.
11:45I bet he did.
11:46What?
11:47I'm surprised he managed to keep his eyes on the road.
11:50He's not like that, Ricky.
11:51Oh, of course not.
11:52Well, even if he was, what's he got to do with you?
11:54Then why tell me about it?
11:56You're jealous of something.
11:58Yes, all right.
12:02What gives you the right to be jealous about anything else?
12:04Yeah, I'll do anyway.
12:04I've talked you to him on that, aren't I?
12:06I think.
12:07Look, I know it's got nothing to do with me, but I still care about you, all right?
12:10I can't help it.
12:11I thought we agreed to be just friends.
12:13We did.
12:14So, what's all this about, then?
12:16I don't know.
12:17It's just, you know, I'd like being with you when we're on our own.
12:20We are.
12:21Yeah, now we are.
12:22But what about when Tiffany turns up and I have to sit here watching a pair of you giggling with
12:25each other?
12:25What's Tiffany got to do with anything?
12:27Oh, she's always there.
12:28I'll never get a chance to talk to you properly.
12:30Well, she's not here now.
12:32No.
12:33So, what do you want to talk about, then?
12:35I don't know.
12:36Anything.
12:37Except for my driver's track time.
12:38Yeah, and Tiffany.
12:40Better buy me a drink, then.
12:42All right.
12:44Right.
12:44It's all done.
12:46Time for your first customer, then.
12:47All right, then.
12:48What can I get you?
12:50What are you doing now?
12:51I work here.
12:54Now, what are you doing sneaking about the place?
12:57I wasn't sneaking.
12:58Well, what are you doing, then?
12:59I just went upstairs.
13:00What for?
13:01I live here.
13:02All right.
13:02There's no need to get sherd.
13:03You only ask.
13:05Anyway, while you've been sneaking in and out, I've been busy.
13:08Doing what?
13:08Taking on a new barmaid.
13:10Who?
13:11Tiffany!
13:12Yeah, be right with you.
13:13Oh, Mum, tell me this is a wind-up.
13:15I was just telling Grant how well you're doing.
13:17Yeah, I've not had too many problems yet.
13:19Yeah, well, we've only been open ten minutes.
13:21Take me notice, darling.
13:22He's always grumpy in the morning.
13:24I try and remember that.
13:27Mum, have you taken a leave of your senses?
13:28The punters will love her.
13:30She doesn't have a pint glass from her elbow.
13:31She'll learn.
13:32I had to.
13:33She's a kid.
13:34Right.
13:35Move in a minute, Mark.
13:35I mean, what's it going to be like when we get mocked in here, eh?
13:37She'll manage.
13:38It's Nigel.
13:39Eh?
13:40The video shop.
13:41It's crawling of old Bill.
13:42Cheers, Mum.
13:44Hey, Ricky, where's Phil?
13:45Right now or two?
13:46Well, go and get him to the make me in Turpian Road now.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Yeah, Sandy, what's going on?
13:59They just took him out.
14:00Where to?
14:00Well, it looks like they took him back to his gaff.
14:03Did they bring anything else out with him?
14:05Like what?
14:05I don't know, boxes or something.
14:06I don't see anything.
14:08Cheers.
14:16What's going on?
14:17Is he gears to him there?
14:18Yeah.
14:19So how are the old they know, then?
14:20They can't.
14:21Where is he?
14:21Over at his flat.
14:22Do you want to go and have a look?
14:23No.
14:24We'll bail him out late, all right?
14:26We can't leave him on his own.
14:27You know what he's like.
14:28Yeah, well, that's not getting a poor man in the world, is it?
14:30We can't leave him.
14:31All right, look, let's find out what this girl is first, right?
14:33You stay here.
14:34I'll go around there and say I'm going to take him out for a beer or something.
14:36No, no.
14:36He takes one look at you.
14:37You think you've been tugged as well and stopped blacking.
14:40I'll bear gun.
14:41No, no.
14:42All right.
14:44All right.
14:49All right.
14:50Go, go, go.
14:51Go, go, go, go.
14:52Go, go, go.
15:06Go, go, go, go, go, go.
15:09I've come to see Nigel. Are you a friend of his? Yeah. You better come in.
15:18What's going on? I'm afraid. It's Debs. What?
15:28Mrs. Bates was killed in a road accident at 10.30 this morning.
15:36It must have been a raid. What for? Maybe he's been making dirty movies in the back room.
15:40It's funny to think of Nigel Bates' porn being a wolf, isn't it? The boys were sorted out.
15:44I don't understand this. Why, they took them back to his flat? Probably up as a private video collection.
15:50What's going on? I don't know. Is Grant back a lot? No. Has he gone round there, then? Yeah.
15:54So what's he done? Oh, I don't know. That's what Grant's gone to find out.
15:58Mark returns he's making dirty films. I'm late there. He's a joke.
16:01Yeah, well, I don't see anyone laughing.
16:07Can I have a word?
16:10Yeah, sure.
16:17Can you stay with him?
16:19Yeah, of course.
16:22Do you know what happened?
16:23Only what we were told.
16:25She stepped out on the road. Someone hit her.
16:27She was dead on arrival at the hospital.
16:30I only saw her a couple of hours ago.
16:32It happens.
16:35Are there any kids?
16:38Yeah, a little girl.
16:40She's at school.
16:42Do you think I should go and pick her up?
16:43No, it's up to you.
16:45It might be better to leave her where she is for the minute.
16:49He'll have to come in.
16:50Make a formal identification.
16:53Well, can't I do it?
16:54No, sorry.
16:55Has to be next of kin.
16:56Well, can I come with him?
16:57Yeah.
16:58Yeah, that might be a good idea.
17:00Look, why don't you give us a call when you think he's up to it?
17:02As soon as you can, though, eh?
17:04Yeah.
17:06Shame.
17:08He seems like a nice bloke.
17:11He is.
17:17Cheers.
17:26Nigel.
17:29I should be crying or something, shouldn't I?
17:33Mate, you do whatever you think you've got to do, yeah?
17:38I thought they'd come to nick me.
17:41Yeah.
17:44What are you doing?
17:48I've got to pay the electric bill.
17:51Mate, you don't have to worry about it now.
17:53Yeah, but I haven't paid it yet.
17:55Nigel, it doesn't matter.
17:56I want to get a cut off.
18:01No age.
18:11You all right, Mum?
18:12Well, I would be, if your father paid me half the attention he's giving to that campaign of his.
18:16Still got a bee in his bonnet, has he?
18:18Oh, possessed, if you ask me.
18:19Did you speak to him for me?
18:22Well, it took me quite a while to get a word in edgeways, but I think I've got through in
18:26the end.
18:26So what did he say?
18:28Nothing much.
18:29He was quite reasonable about it all.
18:32How's Ruth?
18:34She's fine.
18:35Oh, good.
18:36Mind you, she's been working really hard, you know, with the kids and that.
18:39I don't know, she does it.
18:40She loves it, huh?
18:41Of course she must do.
18:42I know it's bad enough with one.
18:44Well, two if you count your father.
18:46Must have had your hands forward her when we were little, even though it was just two.
18:50Well, at times it felt as though you were 14.
18:53You must have enjoyed it, though.
18:54And you did it all over again with Martin, didn't you?
18:56Yeah.
18:57Glutton for punishment.
18:59And you wouldn't change a thing, no?
19:00No, of course not.
19:02Mind you, your life's not your own anymore.
19:03There we go.
19:04Hello, son.
19:05Dad.
19:05Are you in a bit of mood tonight?
19:07Yeah.
19:08Good.
19:08Can I get you a drink?
19:09No, thanks, Dad.
19:09I've already got one.
19:10Right.
19:11He was telling me about my job.
19:13What about him?
19:13Well, he's been arrested or something.
19:15Well, nobody knows yet.
19:17They're waiting for Grant to get back.
19:24Queen Victoria.
19:25Oh, hello, love.
19:27Did you find out anything?
19:29Yeah.
19:30He's in the bar.
19:32But Grant?
19:33Oh, OK.
19:35Hang on a minute.
19:39Hey, what's Grant?
19:40Oh, it's all right.
19:41Oh, it's all right.
19:42Oh, it's all right.
19:44Oh, it's all right.
19:55That's all right.
19:56Perhaps she gives free drinks there, aren't I?
20:10Um, can everyone just listen for a sec, yeah?
20:16I've just had a phone call and, um, well, Debbie Bakes was killed in a road accident this morning.
20:25Nigel's Debbie?
20:26No.
20:36Nigel?
20:37In here.
20:41I've parked the car at the front.
20:42Right.
20:45Look, you don't have to do this now, you know.
20:47No.
20:48No, I want to.
20:49It sounds funny, but I want to see her.
20:54I'll tell you what.
20:55Why don't we stop off on the way and, uh, get a couple of brandies inside you?
21:00Oh, no.
21:01No, I'm fine.
21:02No.
21:02No.
21:10Do you think we should do something?
21:12Oh, what?
21:13I don't know.
21:14Send flowers or something.
21:16I don't think you do that.
21:18Well, not yet.
21:19A card or something.
21:20What a condolence, Carl.
21:22He must be in a right state.
21:25Grant's with him.
21:26He'll let us know what's best.
21:28What about the little girl?
21:29She's going to need picking up from school.
21:31Grant will sort it all out.
21:33I still can't believe it.
21:35Did Grant say what happened exactly?
21:38No, I think that there was a road accident.
21:40She doesn't drive, though, does she?
21:41She must have been hit by a car, then.
21:45He'd only been married a year.
21:47Yeah.
21:55Mr. Bates?
21:58If you'd like to follow me, can I come with you?
22:02Of course.
22:29Is this your wife, Mr. Bates?
22:47It's awful.
22:49Yeah.
22:51Poor Nigel.
22:52He must be devastated.
22:55It's made me think.
22:57I mean, if you were off at odds on me and Debbie...
22:59I know what you're going to say, but you shouldn't think like that.
23:02No.
23:04That's exactly how I should think.
23:07The truth is, I'm...
23:09I'm no worse off than anyone else in this pub.
23:12None of us are immortal.
23:15But that doesn't stop other people getting on with their lives.
23:18No.
23:19And sometimes you can be so busy looking over your shoulder...
23:22...that you don't see what's going on in front of you.
23:24So no more looking over your shoulder?
23:27No.
23:30Gran used to say to me that when we were born...
23:33...we all had a date stamped on their forehead.
23:37We couldn't see it, but...
23:39...that would be the day that we die.
23:42The only difference is, I've got a reasonable idea of what mine says.
23:46Debbie didn't.
23:48Who's worse off?
23:54You all right now?
23:58She was so pretty.
24:01Yeah.
24:05You know...
24:06...before I met her...
24:09...when I was on my own, you know...
24:12...I didn't like my life very much.
24:16Fat Nige.
24:17Always good for a laugh.
24:22But...
24:22...no-one knew who I was.
24:24Not really.
24:26And then Debbie came.
24:29And Claire.
24:35It's quarter two.
24:39Claire.
24:41Yeah.
24:43You up to that?
24:47Yeah.
25:02What's up?
25:03How did I do then?
25:05You did fine, love.
25:06Mind you, it wasn't the best day for you to start, was it?
25:09No.
25:09Nobody was very happy, were they?
25:10No, it'll get worse before it gets better and all.
25:14You're not going back to work?
25:17Oh, I think I'll hang on here for girl.
25:18You think you'll bring him back here?
25:21I don't know.
25:22Yeah.
25:24What will happen to little Claire now?
25:28Oh, dear.
25:31What the fuck am I going to tell her?
25:34Claire!
25:35Claire!
25:38I don't want to go back to the flat, not straight away.
25:41Whatever you want.
25:43Where's Mum?
25:44What's up?
25:45Aren't I good enough for you now?
25:46Of course you are.
25:47Can Abby come back for tea?
25:49Not tonight, darling.
25:50Oh, please.
25:51Another night, eh?
25:53Okay, sorry.
25:54See you tomorrow.
25:55Bye.
25:56Bye.
26:00Bye.
26:01Bye.
26:21Aren't we going home?
26:23Not yet, no.
26:25Can I go and play on the swings?
26:26Later, maybe, yeah.