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00:00Music
00:26Dan?
00:27Yeah, hi Dave, quick.
00:28Oi, what's that? Oh boy.
00:30You're not going yet, are you?
00:31No, darling, I've just come to get a couple of apples for the journey.
00:34Well, don't forget to give me a good bye-kiss.
00:36Blimey, I'll be back tonight.
00:37Angie, can I have a word?
00:38Yeah, of course, come down.
00:39Morning, gentlemen.
00:40Morning.
00:43Oh, close.
00:43Yeah, I tired her I'm off to the motor fair. I've got a new motor.
00:46So you're taking the clubs around the gents today?
00:48Yeah, well, she's been on to me. Spend some more time with her. Stay overnight and all that.
00:52But you just told Angie to be back this evening.
00:54Yeah, all best played plans and all that.
00:56Ah, the unavoidable delay.
00:59Circumstances beyond my control.
01:00Mechanical failure.
01:02Distributor.
01:03Gasket.
01:04Big end.
01:05It's a wonder who invented the motor car, then.
01:07Yes, and I'm just going to pop these in the back of mine before she starts snooping round again.
01:11Don't forget to give us a kiss goodbye, Bennys.
01:13And remember, timing's vital with truffles. Don't let them overcook.
01:17Do you fancy popping round later, see if I've got it all right?
01:19Oh, I'm a bit busy.
01:20What time's Den back?
01:22About half nine.
01:23Okay, I'll pop in just before.
01:25Oh, thanks, darling. I'm ever so grateful.
01:27What with him giving me the golf clubs and all. I want it to be really nice.
01:30You know, perhaps we're going up market after all, ain't it?
01:33Anyway, I've got to dash. So I'll see you later.
01:35All right, sweetheart. Ta-da.
01:38What was all that about?
01:39Never you mind.
01:42Hey, Pauline.
01:43Hello, Kath. What can I do for you?
01:45About that dress for the christening?
01:46Yeah.
01:46Well, there's a mate at Pete's. He's got some smashing material. So you're a train.
01:49How much?
01:50Well, that's the thing. I think I can get it for nothing, you know.
01:53Oh, no, it's been nicked.
01:54Well, sort of.
01:56Yeah, well, thanks, Kath. But I don't want anything like that. Not for the baby's christening.
01:59Oh, but it's smashing gear, Pauline.
02:01Yeah, I know.
02:02Well, I know I've had stuff like that before, but I don't want anything criminal, not at
02:06the christening. It wouldn't seem right. I know I'm silly.
02:09Oh, no, you're right, I suppose. I don't give you any. Well, I'll see what else I can find.
02:13Oh, tell.
02:14Kath?
02:15Yeah?
02:16Can't afford much.
02:17Oh, no. I'll find Sammy.
02:19Thanks.
02:21Okay.
02:21Oh, no, but Pete. She says she don't want nothing nicked at the christening.
02:25Oh, blimey.
02:26I can see her point.
02:27Yeah, well, I can't. I mean, I know half is working, but not exactly Mr. and Mrs. Rockefeller, are they?
02:31Yeah, but it's pride, isn't it?
02:33Yeah, misplaced.
02:34Here, why don't you use the stuff anyway?
02:36Charge of a tenner. She might know the difference.
02:38Oh, no, Pete. I couldn't do that.
02:40No.
02:40Leave your conscience. We'll spend the tenner on the kiddie's christening present.
02:43Hey, buy some shares in British gas.
02:45If your millionaire time is 21.
02:47Well, I suppose it'll be all right.
02:49Of course it will.
02:50Yeah? Now the one's settled.
02:52Here.
02:54Cornelius.
02:55Er, Cosmo.
02:57Craddock. Craddock Fowler.
02:58Craddock?
02:59Craddock. He's not a bleeding fish.
03:01No, no, Craddock. It's old Welsh. It means, um, abounding in love. That's a nice name for a baby.
03:07Yeah, you should be doing this.
03:08I'm on holiday. Besides, I'm choosing a baby's name. It's important.
03:12Well, you don't need books to choose baby's names. It's tradition. Hand it down to the family. It should be
03:17Albert after his granddad.
03:18Yeah, but Albert's old-fashioned. You need something modern, something new, like, um, Roxbury or... or Rambert.
03:24How about Rambo?
03:25Oh, it's Albert. Albert Fowler. It's all decided.
03:30Yeah, well, I'm going to call mine Craddock, even if it's a girl.
03:32I don't want to discuss that subject, thank you very much.
03:36You! Here. It's only us taking love, will you? Here, guess what we got?
03:43Where shall I put these?
03:45What is it?
03:46Well, it's all our costumes for the Halloween.
03:49Where'd you get them?
03:50Charity shop. Rejects.
03:51Rejects? Well, get them off the table. They'll be full of fleas.
03:54Oh!
03:54Oh, I want to wash me hands.
03:56Oh, don't be so silly. They washed them all.
03:58Well, actually, I've been thinking, really. I can't be bothered with all this. What with the arrangements for the christened
04:03and all that?
04:03Oh, you did promise, Luna. After all, it won't take long.
04:07No, I haven't got time.
04:08Oh, come on, Grant. I'll help you.
04:10I don't think I should be doing it, neither.
04:12Why not?
04:12Well, I mean, witches was evil, wasn't they? I mean, with me being a churchgoer and that.
04:17Witches weren't evil. They were just old women. I did a project on it at school.
04:21See?
04:21They were just the wise old women in the village, that's all.
04:23Yes, like us.
04:25Ian, just think. A few hundred years ago, you lot would have been tied up in a satin phone in
04:29the canal to see if you drowned.
04:31Oh, I've got this great book about it. They did horrible things to them, you know.
04:34I should do horrible things, too, if these two let me down. After all, they did promise.
04:39See ya.
04:40Here, pop these into Angie for us, will you, Pete?
04:42What for?
04:43She don't usually get her vest this time of the week.
04:45Oh, she's doing a special dinner for Den tonight. Surprise or something?
04:48Oh, that will be a surprise.
04:52Hello, darling.
04:53What do you want?
04:54We haven't forgotten, have you?
04:56Our little arrangement. Your first point. Out of wedlock, remember?
05:00Well, we've hardly taken anything, Ned.
05:02We'll have to come back later.
05:04All these, uh, all these other ways of earning this, sweetheart.
05:06Pretty girl like you.
05:08Put you in touch with a couple of friendly fellas.
05:10Oh, naff off, you filthy git.
05:12Suit yourself.
05:14See you later, darling.
05:19Oh, still, will you?
05:21Is she this moving?
05:22Still happy in the witch's cauldron.
05:24Oh, talking of cauldrons, I could do with a cup of tea.
05:27No, I ain't got time. I'm going to show Paul in the suit.
05:29She wants to see if it's all right for the christened.
05:30Oh, very nice.
05:31It's a bit tight, isn't it?
05:33No, no.
05:33Supposed to be all right if you don't breathe out.
05:35Oh, I'll ask you anyway.
05:38Oh, oh, look, I can't be bothered with all these.
05:41Give it here. Give it here.
05:42You know, what we need is broomsticks, if we've made proper witches.
05:47Oh, we've got enough problems with the hats.
05:48Ah, yes, but God is right. We do need broomsticks.
05:52Yes.
05:52You know what they're supposed to be, don't you?
05:54What?
05:55Broomsticks. They're, um, they're a thingy symbol.
05:58Come on.
05:59Oh, God, what is it? A phallic symbol, that's it.
06:01Oh, what's, uh, what's one of them?
06:04Well, you know.
06:05What?
06:05What is it?
06:06I know.
06:08It's a wee willy-winky.
06:10Yeah, that's it.
06:12Shut your mouth out.
06:13Here.
06:14Here.
06:15I've got an idea.
06:17I really needed this.
06:19I'm remembered.
06:20Takes more out if you're having kids late on, I expect.
06:23Look, they say the first one's the hardest.
06:25But I remember when I had Mark, I was up and about in no time.
06:29What about your first?
06:30I've only had the one.
06:32Oh, yeah, of course, I keep forgetting, yeah.
06:34Yes, I remember Pete saying that he was your first real fella.
06:37That impressed him, that, you saving yourself.
06:39Well, what do you think?
06:40Oh.
06:41Well, it's a bit tight, isn't it?
06:43Oh.
06:44Anyway, you don't sit down at christenings, do you?
06:47Well, whatever, Arthur.
06:48We don't want you bursting your buttons at the font.
06:50Turn round.
06:52Bent over.
06:54Oh, look at that.
06:56What?
06:57Holes.
06:57Holes?
06:58It's got the moth.
06:59The moth wouldn't eat this.
07:00It's synthetic.
07:02Well, something's had a good meal of it.
07:05Battery acid, that's it.
07:06I remember the last time I wore these,
07:08I was in Pete's car and he had a battery on the seat.
07:11That'd be it.
07:12Arthur, what are we going to do?
07:14Well, I don't know.
07:15I can't afford a new one.
07:16Look, Arthur, Pete's got an old suit.
07:18He never wears.
07:19Well, it's brand new, practically.
07:20Come round tonight, I'll fit it for you.
07:22Oh, thanks.
07:23Oh, well, there you are, then.
07:24Now, you get off home before you get arrested
07:26for indecent exposure.
07:28I'll see you later.
07:29See you later.
07:30Oh, thanks, Cathy.
07:31You know, I'm really looking forward to this christening,
07:33much more than I did the others.
07:35Well, I suppose I was too young to appreciate them.
07:38Yeah.
07:39You all right, Cathy?
07:41Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
07:42I'd better get back to the store.
07:43I'll see you later, all right?
07:45Yeah.
07:47Honey?
07:54Oh, hey, how are you?
07:55Good, you're ready.
07:56Hey?
07:57I'm doing my act at a local pub this lunchtime.
07:59You can see what it's like before you start.
08:01Oh, I can't.
08:01Not just now.
08:02Look, I'm not having you start stripping about seeing
08:04what you're letting yourself in for.
08:06I thought you were running off the first time you go on.
08:08Look, I can't leave Annie.
08:09Look, the publican's wife, you look off the door up the stairs.
08:12She's a mate of mine.
08:13Right?
08:13I'm not ready.
08:14You should have told me.
08:15If I'd have told you, I'd have found half a dozen excuses.
08:18Now, that's your problem, you know, fannying about.
08:20Now, come on, the taxi meet was running like a machine gun out there.
08:23But, Sheena?
08:24Come on.
08:25It's a lot of barber, innit?
08:27What is?
08:27Having Halloween and the christening at the same time.
08:30It's all right.
08:31You can use the same outfit for both.
08:32It's all right sacrilegious, that is.
08:34That's all a load of hypocrisy, innit?
08:37We never go to church except at weddings and funerals.
08:39I don't know why we're bothering.
08:40You've got to be christened.
08:42No, you won't.
08:43You've just got to have a name.
08:44I'm not having mine christened.
08:45Oh, you must.
08:46You've got to dedicate them to God.
08:48That's a load of rubbish, innit?
08:50You fancy forcing God down a little baby's throat.
08:52What does it know?
08:53Nobody's forcing anything down anybody's throat.
08:55We're going to have the baby christened just like everybody else.
08:58Oh, I see, innit?
08:59Just like everybody else.
09:00I'm not arguing with you.
09:01We're going to have the baby christened properly, because your mum wants to, your gran wants to.
09:05That's right.
09:06And I want to, and that's reason enough.
09:08Yeah, well, I'm going to wait till my's 80, so I can make up his own mind.
09:10Yoo-hoo!
09:12I got my frolic symbol!
09:1630, 35, 40.
09:19Not bad, huh?
09:19Well, do you always make that much?
09:2130's about average, but that was a good pub.
09:23How many did you do a week, then?
09:25About four or five.
09:26I bet that's, um...
09:28It's 150.
09:30Yeah, 150 pounds a week!
09:32Oh, yeah, and that's not counting stags.
09:34They're the best.
09:34You get about 50 quid a night for them.
09:36Straight fee.
09:37God, you must make hundreds of pounds a week.
09:39Well, if you're good.
09:40Yeah, I thought you were great.
09:42So, I couldn't do it, though.
09:44Of course you can.
09:45It's easy.
09:46For pubs, all you've got to remember is to stay on stage and keep both feet on the floor when
09:50you're stalkers.
09:51Eh?
09:51It's the law.
09:53Oh, come on, get your gear out.
09:55Well, I haven't got any.
09:56What do you mean you haven't got any?
09:57What about all that nice punk gear you've got?
09:59You can convert that for now.
10:01Oh, yeah.
10:01A bit of Velcro is all you need.
10:03And black leather is very popular with chains, that kind of stuff.
10:06A bit of bondage.
10:07Oh, they love it.
10:08Hey, we'll make you a whip.
10:10You can make a bomb with SM.
10:12It's not very nice, though, is it?
10:14Look, it's only a bit of a giggle, it's only a bit of a laugh, Mary, it's not serious.
10:20Look, darling, am I a tart?
10:24No.
10:24Am I degraded or anything, not a nice person to know?
10:27Oh, no, of course it's not your ace.
10:29Right, so let's get your gear together, then.
10:33See, I don't even bother counting.
10:36I trust you.
10:37Of course.
10:38I always know where to find you, don't I?
10:40Same time, same place, next week.
10:43If my Pete saw you do that...
10:45He won't have to see me then, will he?
10:47Ciao.
10:51Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a big hand for the high priestess of punk, Mary Magdalene!
11:03What's wrong?
11:03Don't like the name.
11:05Well, it's a bit offensive, isn't it?
11:07Sorry, it's the first one that came into my head.
11:09All right, we'll think of another.
11:10Now, you ready?
11:11Yes.
11:14Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Dolly Polly Punk!
11:22No, no, what's up now?
11:24Oh, that one's ridiculous.
11:26It's lazy.
11:26I'm not Shakespeare, am I?
11:28Now, get on with it.
11:30See, that's your problem.
11:32Again, fannying about.
11:33I feel embarrassed.
11:34You feel embarrassed.
11:35Well, what are you going to be like in front of a hundred fellas?
11:39I can't do it.
11:40Of course you can.
11:42Just think of the money.
11:43Think of all the nice things you'll be able to get for Annie, right?
11:46Okay.
11:46Now, are you ready?
11:48Yeah.
11:50Relax.
11:51Oh, and remember, think beautiful and keep both feet on the floor when you're starkers.
12:07And...
12:09And...
12:09And...
12:16And...
12:21And...
12:23And...
12:27Hello, Cat. Just in time, usual.
12:30How long are you going to leave me out there on me arm?
12:32Need some company, darling.
12:33Here, don't leave a smashing bird like that on her own, Pete.
12:36Don't know what she might get up to, eh?
12:37Ah, she's all right, check her.
12:39Oh, sorry, Hans, I've got a shock.
12:41Here, what you got in there?
12:44It's a bit light, isn't it?
12:45That's all we took. We took more than that.
12:47We can't have.
12:48Sure.
12:49Calling me a liar?
12:50No.
12:51A thief or something?
12:52No, I thought it was a bit light, that was all.
12:54Yeah, there was something.
12:56Yeah?
12:57I took 20 quid out to buy the litter of her Pauline's dress.
13:00I thought we could treat her.
13:01I thought we agreed to use the other stuff.
13:03Well, she don't want anything, Nick, Pete.
13:04Is her baby's christening?
13:06She won't know the difference, will she?
13:07Tell her we brought it.
13:08No.
13:09I don't want to lie to her, Pete.
13:11It'd just be on me conscience.
13:12Yeah, dear right, Cat.
13:13Terrible thing, a bad conscience, eh?
13:15Oh, suit yourself. It's only money, I suppose.
13:17That's the spirit, Pete.
13:18Look, tell you what, if you're a bit short, I'll get these in, eh?
13:20Oh, no, I'm not that bad, Nick.
13:21No, no, no bother.
13:22Tell you the truth, I've had a bit of luck recently.
13:24You know what I mean?
13:25Oh, well, cheers, Nick.
13:27Drink, Cat?
13:28No.
13:29Go on, Cat. Blimey, he's paying.
13:31Cat!
13:33I don't know what some people have heard these days.
13:35Who knows what they're thinking?
13:37Inscrutable women.
13:39What are you doing, Debbie?
13:41That's fine, thanks.
13:41I'm just measuring your cubic capacity, Said.
13:44Oh, it's very nice of you.
13:45But why?
13:46Well, it's design economics.
13:48To see how much stock we can get in with the best customer layout.
13:51I mean, this place is a shovel, it's really, Said.
13:53Oh, thank you.
13:55No offence.
13:56I mean, it's great as a general store, but if I was running it, it'd be totally different.
14:00Could you hold that, please?
14:01Oh, have you decided to buy it, then?
14:04I told you, Said, it's just an exercise.
14:07I'm just doing it as a feasibility study, really.
14:09One of our customers at the bank is a business consultant, and he put me onto this new design concept.
14:14Oh, sounds interesting.
14:16Mm, it's amazing, really.
14:17Well, look, feel free and be my guest.
14:19Well, that's it.
14:20I've finished now.
14:21Thanks.
14:22Hey, look.
14:23What are you doing later on?
14:25All right.
14:26Well, I'm going for a meal in the cafe.
14:28Why don't you come over and join me, and we can talk some more.
14:30Fine.
14:31Yeah, hang on, hang on.
14:33Look, you don't want to hang about too long, you know.
14:35The shop might get sold.
14:36Stand up straight, Arthur.
14:38I am standing up straight.
14:40Really?
14:40I thought you were taller than that.
14:42Yeah, well, you get shorter as the day goes on.
14:44You lose an inch.
14:45Is that a fact?
14:46Yeah.
14:46No.
14:47I'm going to have to take them up and redo them.
14:49I'm still wiping them up.
14:50Oh!
14:51I hope you know what you're doing down there.
14:53Why?
14:54Finished having a family, ain't you?
14:55I hope so.
14:57Couldn't stand going through this again.
14:59This choice is only little.
15:01Pardon?
15:02Your nipper, young Albert.
15:04I've got a lumbered with one grown up.
15:06You mean Simon.
15:07He's a problem, is he?
15:08No, he's all right, really.
15:10In fact, he's smashing when he likes.
15:11But poor old Dean had his nose put out, you know.
15:13Yeah, thank God he's in France.
15:15He's sleeping on the sofa again, is he?
15:17Yeah.
15:18Just feeling left out, you know.
15:20Yeah.
15:21I told Pete to watch it.
15:22But him and Simon, oh,
15:24they egg each other on like a couple of teenagers.
15:26Yeah, chip off the old block, eh?
15:28Yeah.
15:28He's everything Pete wanted to be himself, I reckon.
15:32Still, he'll be sat in the Vic by the time Ian gets back.
15:34So at least the kid can have his bed back.
15:35Yeah.
15:36What's that smell?
15:37Eh?
15:37It's not his suit, is it?
15:39Oh, no, the supper.
15:40Is that the time?
15:41Look, stay there, Arthur.
15:45Is it all right?
15:46Oh, look, it's all dried up.
15:48I told Pete to come straight back.
15:52I bet I know where he is and all.
15:55Evening, Tone.
15:56Haven't seen you for a while.
15:57Well, I've been busy.
15:58Finishing my flat on the first floor.
16:00Oh, it's never done, is it?
16:02Oh, yes, at long last.
16:04Yeah, it was a toss-up what was finished first.
16:06He's flat with a channel tunnel.
16:08Oh, we'll have to get you digging that, then, next time.
16:10Okay.
16:11Next week, when I put a flat on the market and the rent start rolling in.
16:14Oh, welcome to the gravy train, my son.
16:16Oh, thank you, my ma'am.
16:17A round of drinks for my two fellow tycoons, here.
16:20Oh, he's got style.
16:21Yeah, let's hope he's got some money.
16:24I'm sorry about this, Arthur.
16:25I won't be long.
16:26Yeah, it's all right.
16:28Here, can you manage?
16:29Yeah, yeah.
16:29All right, I'll see you later.
16:30Ta-ra.
16:35Ooh!
16:36You've really been doing your homework, haven't you?
16:38Oh, yes, I've been very busy.
16:40I suppose, ideally, you'd want to be in a business and well-established before Christmas.
16:45You can always make a killing on special items, then.
16:47Mind you, your whole place would need gutting and redesigning before I'd consider moving in, I think.
16:53That's the important bit.
16:54Design economics.
16:55Get that right, and the stock sells itself.
16:57Is that right?
16:58Oh, yes.
16:58You see, I've been looking at the demographics.
17:00What?
17:01You see, you're miles behind.
17:03Demographics is the analysis of the people who live in the area.
17:06Type, age, and so on.
17:08All your potential customers, Saeed.
17:10I see, right.
17:10Now, I would say that what people really want around here is a fast convenience store.
17:16To fit in with a new emphasis on leisure and home entertainment.
17:19Now, that is what I'd have.
17:20You mean a video shop, right?
17:22No, much more than that.
17:24I'd stock a few basic items that people forgot to get at the supermarket,
17:27but basically the rest would be fast convenience foods.
17:30Sweets, magazines, videos, cassettes, booze.
17:33Stuff with a rapid turnover and high profit margins.
17:36Oh, but what about the old people who can't get down to the supermarket?
17:40This is business, Saeed, not a charity.
17:41There are plenty of voluntary organisations to help people like that.
17:44This is the job of business.
17:46Business, large or small, is about maximising profit.
17:49Yeah, probably.
17:51Hey, what's all this then?
17:53All this mill's on legs.
17:54Your order, gentlemen.
17:56Just ring when you're ready for dessert.
17:58You know the number, don't you?
17:59Or have you forgotten where you live?
18:01It's a very nice way.
18:02It's a bit cold, isn't it?
18:03Oh.
18:05Okay!
18:06Oh, lawyer!
18:09Well, it seems to me you're on to a winner with that idea.
18:12Do you think so?
18:13You've got it all worked out, haven't you?
18:15It sounds great.
18:17All you need now is to put it into practice.
18:20It would be exciting.
18:21Look, I'm sure you'd get a loan if you talked to them like you've just been talking to me.
18:25You're right, Saeed.
18:26I'm going to sound them out tomorrow.
18:27Great.
18:30Saeed?
18:31Yeah?
18:31Is it true that you're selling up?
18:34I've got first refusal on this, Saeed, remember.
18:36No, it's not the shop we want, Debs.
18:38It's the flat.
18:38I mean, because if you are, are you selling the flat as well?
18:41Because we'd be really interested in buying it.
18:42I'm sure we could come to some arrangement if you're after a quick sale.
18:45Wow, it's all happening, isn't it?
18:47Exciting.
18:47Oh, there you are, love.
18:49I wonder where you're going to.
18:50Andy, sit down.
18:51I've got some really exciting news.
18:53Oh, yeah?
18:55Night, Ange.
18:56Sorry about the bother.
18:57It's all right.
18:57It all adds to the local colour, doesn't it?
18:59Well, how's it going?
18:59They're around here with him, haven't we?
19:01Sorry.
19:01Oi.
19:01I'll see you later.
19:02Ta-da.
19:03The perils of marriage.
19:04Oh, I don't know, too.
19:06Give me independence any time.
19:08And now I'm going to be a man of means?
19:10I still reckon you can't be a good marriage if you get it done.
19:13And, uh, a sandwich, huh?
19:15Yeah, I am.
19:16I've got good reason to be.
19:19It's a secret.
19:20Here, buy your drink, eh?
19:21On the air.
19:22To your new flat and my little secret.
19:25Andy, I am serious.
19:27Yes, I know you are, Deb.
19:28So that's what makes it so laughable.
19:29I do know what I'm talking about.
19:31I've researched on it.
19:32Research?
19:33What do you mean by research, love?
19:34Taking a straw poll of the district?
19:36Oh, she has worked it out, Andy.
19:38Demographics and all that.
19:39Demo what?
19:40Oh, don't tell me, mate.
19:41I don't want to know.
19:41No, no, no.
19:42It's a really good idea.
19:43Look, Saeed, do not be fooled by all this nonsense.
19:46God, it must be the full moon or something.
19:47I mean, last week, she was going to become a knitwear tycoon.
19:50Next week, I'll be running a hell farm or abseiling up Mount Everest in Frogman's Flippers.
19:54You abseil down, not up.
19:56I know, love it.
19:57You would have to be different.
19:57Andy, you know perfectly well I've been looking for an alternative career.
20:01Look, she has worked it out, Andy.
20:03Thank you, Saeed, but we are trying to have a personal conversation here.
20:06I'm being perfectly practical and logical.
20:08Oh, yeah? And where's the money coming from for this grand scheme of yours, eh?
20:12Logic me that.
20:13I'll get a mortgage.
20:14You've already got a mortgage, love.
20:16Oh, that's another thing.
20:16If you do leave the bank, what's going to happen to the mortgage?
20:19Well, they'll just keep it on at the normal rate.
20:21Yeah, 14%.
20:22How are you going to afford that and run a second mortgage?
20:24The second one is for business.
20:26I think it's different.
20:27Look, she's right, Andy.
20:28If you've got money, you can always get more.
20:31I suppose this is totally impartial support and advice you're giving here, Saeed.
20:35It wouldn't have anything to do with getting a quick sale on your shop by any chance.
20:38Oh, Andy.
20:39No, Debbie's my friend.
20:40Well, in that case, stop encouraging her crazy ideas.
20:43Because from where I'm sitting, it looks like pure opportunism to me.
20:46No.
20:47Well, tell me then.
20:48What does she know about running a shop, eh?
20:49No experience, no training and no capital.
20:53If she goes to them for a mortgage as she is, they'll just laugh at her.
20:57So forget it, Saeed.
20:58You're not going to make a quick killing because Debs won't be able to get the money.
21:01I never actually said I was going to buy it.
21:03I just said it was an exercise.
21:07Oh, Saeed, about the flat.
21:09Well, what's the point in selling the flat if I can't sell the shop, eh?
21:12Where would I live?
21:17Thank you, Andy.
21:18What for, love?
21:19The public vote of confidence.
21:21Sheep.
21:25He couldn't hide anything to save his life for, love.
21:28Here, have a look.
21:30Ta-da!
21:31What, that old Dover?
21:32That's funny.
21:34They're gone.
21:35It was a set of golf clubs.
21:36It was there last night.
21:38Might be visiting them somewhere else.
21:40Or perhaps he's tightened to wrap them up.
21:42Oh, yeah.
21:43Oh, bless him.
21:44Here, go upstairs and have a look at the knock.
21:45Oh, right.
21:46I'll see you in a minute.
21:47If Nemo was around, it would be different.
21:49There was a point to it then.
21:51When we were both working to build a home together and start a family.
21:55Yeah.
21:55Now it's all work, work, work and no appreciation.
21:59Well, no one gives you handouts in this life, Saeed.
22:01No, Tony.
22:02That's not true.
22:03In Bangladesh, people do help each other.
22:05There's a real community there.
22:06Hiya, Saeed.
22:07Buy a drink, mate.
22:08No, thanks, I've already got one.
22:09Oh, in a minute, perhaps.
22:10Look, now, back to the flat, right?
22:12I really don't want to discuss it now, thanks, early.
22:15No?
22:15Oh, right.
22:16Well, if you are getting rid of it, it means you'll be very interested.
22:19You getting a new flat, Hal?
22:20I'm trying to.
22:21Well, Tony's got one, haven't you?
22:23Have you?
22:25Yes, well, I have got one, but I'm going to go through an estate agent.
22:29Let him advise me about letting it off.
22:30Oh, they'd only tell her to charge the earth.
22:32That's all they're after.
22:33Look, how about letting me and Sue have it, eh?
22:35We'll give you a fair price for it.
22:36I'm sorry, Ali, but I've decided to do it properly.
22:39As a proper business-like.
22:40It's better that way.
22:41Everybody's into business.
22:43Well, it makes the world go round.
22:44I thought that was love.
22:45Yeah.
22:46Well, I bother with estate agents, eh?
22:48Me and Sue could be in here tomorrow, and you could start getting money straight away.
22:51I'm sorry, Ali.
22:52I've already decided.
22:53I want to keep myself at one remove.
22:56Let the agents handle it.
22:57Oh, come on, Tons.
22:58I thought these are supposed to be a community.
23:00Right.
23:01Well, what do you want to bother with strangers for, eh?
23:03I mean, what about looking after your own kind?
23:05Well, that's precisely what I am doing.
23:07Looking after my own.
23:09Me and tell.
23:11I put a lot of time and money in that place, and I want as much return as I can.
23:15I mean, I need to pay off an overdraft.
23:17Look, I'm sorry.
23:18You will just have to join the people.
23:20Oh, thanks for nothing.
23:23Sorry, Tom.
23:25What do you reckon, then, Deb?
23:27All right.
23:27It's very good.
23:29Is it classy enough?
23:30I got the crystal today.
23:33Well, what's the matter?
23:34Is it the crystal?
23:36Well...
23:36Well, what is it, then?
23:37He'll be here in a minute.
23:39Well, it's not one thing in particular.
23:41Yeah.
23:42Well, what is it, then?
23:43Well, to be honest, it's just the overall effect.
23:45What do you mean?
23:46It's too...
23:46Well, it's a trifle ostentatious for really good taste.
23:49You mean I've gone right over the top?
23:51Yeah, just a bit.
23:51Well, what am I going to do?
23:53Is it the candles?
23:54No, they're fine.
23:55No, they're fine.
23:57The flowers?
23:58The flowers, yeah.
23:59Get rid of the flowers.
24:00All right, Kath, I'm coming.
24:02Debs, there won't be a minute.
24:03All right.
24:08Hello, darling.
24:09How you doing?
24:10Eh?
24:12What?
24:14How late?
24:15Oh, then, why?
24:18Well, what have you got to take him for a meal for
24:20if you're buying a car off of him?
24:25No, I won't wait up for you.
24:27I'll bleed and we'll lock you out.
24:30Problems?
24:31He's seeing that woman again.
24:33I can hear it in his voice.
24:35I'll bet that's who the golf clubs were for.
24:39I'm going to kill him.
24:40I'm going to bleed and we'll kill him.
24:59I'm going to bleed and we'll kill him.
25:03You back!
25:04I was!
25:05Oh, it's you.
25:06What's the matter?
25:07Did you think I was a burglar?
25:09No, I thought it was Den.
25:11Oh, sorry.
25:12That's my fault.
25:13I should have phoned.
25:14But you said it was worth me to stay here from tonight.
25:15Yeah.
25:17Oh, yeah, yeah.
25:18I forgot.
25:21Oh, you all right?
25:22Yeah, I'm fine.
25:23There's no harm, Dan.
25:25Oh, what must you think of me?
25:27Oh, I quite enjoyed it.
25:29It's not every day I get a beautiful lady flinging herself at me.
25:31I'll bet.
25:34You got bothered with Den?
25:35Don't let's talk about him, eh?
25:38You had any supper?
25:39Apart from in your lap, I mean.
25:40Yeah, Pete and me got a Chinese.
25:42Oh, so I can't interest you in me truffles then, eh?
25:44Oh, no thanks.
25:45Sounds like Richard's time of night.
25:48Do you fancy a drink?
25:50Have a night, Capay.
25:51Yeah, smash it.
25:52Come on.
25:55You got a match for the candle?
25:56Yep.
25:59Scotch, you all right?
26:00Yeah, lovely.
26:01Yeah, let there be light.
26:04I think.
26:09There you go, then.
26:11Cheers.
26:12Bottoms up, eh?
26:17This is a lovely spread.
26:18You expecting royalty?
26:19Yeah, King Rat.
26:22Never mind.
26:23I got Prince Charming instead, didn't I?
26:27You know, I think I've always done my welcome at Cathy's.
26:29It's a bit small, you know.
26:32There's plenty of room here.
26:34You're more than welcome.
26:36It's very kind of you, Angie.
26:43I'm wicked.
26:45Yeah.
26:47I was about to turn in myself.
26:51Come on.
26:55Thanks.
26:59Which is my room, then?
27:01Well, it's up to you.
27:02Spare room's there.
27:03I sleep in there.
27:05Take your pick.
27:06I think I'd better sleep in the spare, didn't I?
27:12You know, I'm really very grateful for this, Angie.
27:14Well, you don't have to be grateful.
27:15You can be pampered as well.
27:18Listen, I'm sorry about the welcome earlier.
27:20It's not really my style at all.
27:24Welcome to the Vic, eh?
27:25I think you're going to be really happy here.
27:29If you want anything, just show.
27:32Don't bother to knock.
27:33I'll leave the door open now.
27:36Good night.
28:06Good night.
28:10Bye.
28:11Bye.
28:15Bye.
28:20Bye.
28:25Bye.