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00:04BATHROOM
00:04Bathroom's free.
00:05Bit late now.
00:06Hey!
00:08Made a right div of meself slapping Tracey Barlow.
00:11Oh, we've all been tempted.
00:13You and Steve need to make a...
00:15Yeah.
00:16Isn't it about time you two got a place of your own?
00:18The state of you worrying about your old Granny Cass's love life?
00:22No, I'd just like to be able to use the bathroom in the morning.
00:24Cheeky me.
00:26Right, we are off-skip.
00:28Be good.
00:28And if you can't be good...
00:29Be careful.
00:31Yeah, yeah.
00:31See you later.
00:32See ya.
00:34I'm just presuming that you want a brew.
00:36Oh, since when have I ever said no to a brew?
00:40Are you going into work today?
00:42After Steve turned down my proposal, I couldn't stumble here.
00:46It's just my flame and look that Tracey Barlow had the whole humiliating mess.
00:51And when have you ever cared about being humiliated?
00:54Talk about a backhanded compliment.
00:56Oh, come on.
00:57You and Steve are made for each other.
00:59Why do I keep messing it up then?
01:03Mum, we all mess things up.
01:06Is that what clean up afterwards that counts?
01:08Thank you, Oprah.
01:11You love him, right?
01:13Yeah, I do.
01:15And he loves you?
01:16Mm-hmm.
01:17Well, he must do.
01:18So forgive me for all the stunts I've pulled.
01:21Well, then go and get him, Tiger.
01:25Did you get any sleep?
01:27What's it to you?
01:29Clearly not.
01:32Steve, Steve, Steve.
01:35The most married man in Weatherfield.
01:37And let's be real.
01:39Even now, when you're past your prime, you're still getting proposed to.
01:42And I'm getting slaps in the bargain.
01:45What did you say to a provoker?
01:47Is everything always my fault?
01:49In my experience, yes.
01:51You're loving this, aren't you?
01:52Actually, no.
01:54Cassie has been a massive pain in the backside
01:56ever since she crawled out of whatever rock she was living under.
01:59I'm glad it's over.
02:01And I'm going to be honest, it's nice to be able to have a cup of tea
02:04without worrying that stable Mabel has poisoned it.
02:06We have not split up.
02:08It's just a misunderstanding.
02:09So many divorces.
02:12And still an optimist.
02:17Delivery guy?
02:18Hello?
02:19All right.
02:20Well, it's only quarter past.
02:21Listen, I'm only over the road.
02:23Keep your hair on.
02:24The prices I pay, you should be happy to wait.
02:28All right, I'll come now.
02:41Oi!
02:43Clown!
02:45Not you!
02:48It wasn't a cab Christina was getting out of.
02:50She clearly knew the fella driving.
02:53Why couldn't she know a cab driver?
02:54We know loads of them.
02:55It wasn't a cab.
02:56She looked dead shifty.
02:58I reckon she's up to her old tricks again.
03:00She was going to a new cleaning job.
03:01Oh, that old chestnut.
03:03Oh.
03:03Just leave it, will you?
03:05She's changed.
03:06I wish you could just accept that.
03:07Besides, I thought you two were getting on better these days.
03:09George, I am not the suspicious type.
03:12It's from the girl who thought a German teacher was a war criminal in hiding.
03:15I was 12 and obsessed with the sound of music.
03:19Like I said, Glenda, just leave it.
03:24You're not going back to that manky flat, remember?
03:28You're staying with us, Kate.
03:31Are you all right looking after him this morning,
03:33if I need back to the factory to get some of our stuff?
03:35Yeah, of course.
03:36You want stringing up that landlord?
03:38Yeah, well, seeing as we're not allowed to string people up anymore,
03:42I'll just have to settle for dragging the miserable get through the courts.
03:45True.
03:45Hey, I've sorted your bed.
03:47You're sharing with me, if that's OK.
03:49Yeah?
03:50Come on, then.
03:51Come on.
03:51Thanks again for this.
03:53Just till I'm sorted.
03:57After everything I've put you through.
03:58Hey, that's enough of that.
04:00Let's get back to school and we'll go home via fresco.
04:03That few treats thing.
04:05Are you hoping to be nominated for X of the Year or what?
04:16I'm supposed to be in work.
04:17Are you going to go out with your own flipping delivery?
04:20I'm on hold to the supplier.
04:23Valero on repeat.
04:23I swear I've heard it more than 12 Lindeen now.
04:26I filled some buckets with water to put the flowers in.
04:28Aw.
04:29Have you had some training as a florist, Kirk?
04:32No.
04:32I just picked stuff up as I go along, Meg.
04:34Aren't you supposed to be in work at all?
04:36Well, Tracy said it was in emergency.
04:37Thanks, babe.
04:38Put the kettle on, will you?
04:39Sure thing.
04:41How do you do it?
04:42They should do studies on you.
04:46What's in this?
04:47Flowers, a lead pipe.
04:49Oh, put your back into it, you wuss.
04:51Mary can carry one of them on each shoulder.
04:53Mind you, she does seem to have the upper body strength of Fatima Whitbread.
04:57This should be a new flipping workout flower powder.
05:00Oh!
05:01Got something on me face.
05:02Is it a green flag?
05:03There's no...
05:04There, you fool.
05:07Watch my peonies.
05:09Having fun?
05:11He's helping me out.
05:12Don't get your knickers in a twist.
05:15Are you off to work, babe?
05:16I was coming to see you.
05:18More fool me.
05:19Get off me and do not call me babe.
05:30You do a good job, there'll be another bonus for you end of week.
05:33That's what I like to hear.
05:36Oi!
05:38Abby, how's that little lad of yours?
05:40Alive.
05:41But only because I got him to hospital in time.
05:43Look, again, I can't apologise enough.
05:45I don't want your apologies.
05:47I told you about the damp, I told you about the smell, and you ignored me for weeks.
05:51Look, I've got a proper team of specialists up there now.
05:53Look, the mould will have gone.
05:54You'll have a brand new carpet.
05:55The whole place will be painted.
05:56I mean, it's costing me a pretty penny, like.
05:58Yeah, well, it's going to cost you even more when I take legal action.
06:02Look, there's no need for that.
06:03Look, I'm doing everything I can to fix things.
06:06Save it for court, eh?
06:20Are you all right?
06:22Nothing's happened, has it?
06:23Like what?
06:24Well, I don't know.
06:25I just panicked when I saw your text.
06:27You sounded urgent.
06:28Can't a girl take a mate out for lunch without something being wrong?
06:31Oh, yes.
06:31Of course you can.
06:32Hey.
06:34I appreciate you.
06:36I appreciate you.
06:37Where'd she get that from?
06:38Some American podcast about relationships.
06:40Oh, they don't have to talk a load of nonsense.
06:42Oh, what a morning I've had.
06:44Well, the grim reaper been busy, I think.
06:45Plus, I haven't been into work yet, but tell you what.
06:48I was loving this shopping trip in town.
06:49Well, you said you were skint.
06:50Oh, I'm always skint.
06:52But that's why the good Lord invented those little bendy plastic cards, you see.
06:55To get everything nice.
06:56Oh, yes.
06:57I bought a lovely little crushed velvet top in a sort of a midnight balloon.
07:02It's got quite a high neck, but I hope the material's gonna sort of muffle my clicky shoulder, you see.
07:12Don't look at me like that.
07:13Like what?
07:14Oh, like my mother used to look at me when I'd been a bad girl.
07:17It's just a few bits and bats, dear me.
07:20A girl's allowed to treat herself occasionally, isn't she?
07:23Right.
07:24Get me a big tea.
07:25I need the little...
07:25Do you know what's the matter with me?
07:26I've been like this all day.
07:27I nearly wet myself in Canada.
07:29Oh, dear, dear, dear.
07:30Oh, dear, dear, dear.
07:34Blender.
07:36Scumbag.
07:36Oh, dear.
07:37Mm-hmm, look.
07:38Mm-hmm, looky, looky.
07:46Mm-hmm.
07:49Mm-hmm.
07:51Mm-hmm.
07:52Mm-hmm,
08:09I mean, you know, aftertalks was about what's happened in therapy.
08:12Yeah, that's your business, son.
08:14Yeah, ma.
08:15You know, if you do want to talk...
08:18I know.
08:20We probably sound like a broken record, eh?
08:22I'll get to you.
08:24What?
08:27Susie Price, what are you playing at?
08:30Susie, you know what your brother's going through right now?
08:32I wasn't trying to target him.
08:34I was hoping it was going to be you, actually.
08:38You're so sour-faced these days.
08:40Hey, you got a proper good there, sis.
08:43Now I think about it, I think I might go for a run before I have my tea.
08:46But don't you worry, Lumis, I will get you back.
08:49You'll have to get up early to catch me out.
08:54Fair play, young lady.
08:55That's the first time I've seen him laugh in a long time.
08:58And my work here is...
09:01Hey, where'd you get this thing in here?
09:031973.
09:04I swapped it with Hope for my pencil case.
09:08Baba, that was a Christmas present off your nana.
09:10I never liked it.
09:15How is it that she can get through to him
09:17with some daft pranks straight out the beano
09:19and me, you and a pigging therapist can't?
09:21Don't ask me, babe.
09:26Hiya.
09:28Hiya.
09:28What's your pleasure, Cass?
09:30Oh, Tom Hiddleston on a beach in Thailand.
09:33You know, unfortunately, we had to remove that one from the menu due to legal reasons.
09:37Just a Coke then, please.
09:39Ask Steph about today's...
09:42What's today's specials?
09:44Erm, it's doubles for the price of a signal.
09:47Oh, I'll tell you what.
09:49We'll rush that up and whack a double-body in.
09:52Hate to miss out on a special offer.
09:54One of them days.
09:56Aren't they all, eh?
09:57Aye.
09:58Good luck.
10:00Oh!
10:02What can we get for you, mate?
10:03Just a bit of a piece.
10:05Sod.
10:06The lot of them.
10:12Oh!
10:13Woo!
10:14Ha-ha!
10:15Oh, same again, please, Ryan.
10:18I'm going to start a tab, eh?
10:20All right.
10:29That's all set for tomorrow, then?
10:30It was only to cheer him up.
10:32He's fine now.
10:33There's no point.
10:34The point is, it's genius.
10:36And don't give anything away.
10:37I won't.
10:38I mean it, Ruby.
10:39You're a right blabbermouth.
10:40And I've worked too hard on this to have you ruin it at the last minute.
10:44What, are you two plotting?
10:45Nothing.
10:46Hmm.
10:47You're not planning one of your stupid pranks, I hope.
10:49No.
10:49Why do you always think the worst of it?
10:51Er, long experience.
10:52No, I'm sorry, love.
10:54I didn't mean that.
10:55It's just a secret, all right?
10:58Not all secrets are bad.
11:00Yeah.
11:00Maybe we're planning something really nice for...
11:03How?
11:05You'll find out tomorrow, all right?
11:08And I promise it's nothing bad.
11:11In fact, I think you and Dad are going to be really happy.
11:14Hmm.
11:20Have you just been lay there all day, gathering dust?
11:23Nope.
11:24I've been in the box several times.
11:26Well, I wish I could have stayed off work.
11:29Today has been one boring pain in the backside.
11:33I helped you with the deliveries, didn't I?
11:34Look where that got me.
11:35Oh, that was just the start of it.
11:39So, Daniel rings me and he's like,
11:41Tracey, can you pick up Bertie from the after-school thingy?
11:44And I'm like, Daniel, some of us have got a proper job.
11:47I don't finish till five.
11:50Anyway, then, Alia comes in.
11:54She wants lilies, common.
11:56And I tell her the situation and she's like,
11:59Tracey, I can pick up Bertie,
12:01which I thought was quite nice for her.
12:04Well, she's probably trying to patch things up with Daniel
12:07after the great Bertie kidnapping saga.
12:10All right, well, I'd forgotten about that, hadn't I?
12:13So I text Daniel to tell him that she would be picking him up
12:17and he's on the phone straight away and he's like,
12:19Tracey, under no circumstances should Alia and that man,
12:23his emphasis, not mine, go anywhere near my son.
12:26And I'm like, Daniel, do not have a go at me.
12:32Are you even interested?
12:33Nope.
12:35No, neither am I, really.
12:41Listen, Steve,
12:43I know that break-ups can be difficult,
12:45but just think of it as a good thing.
12:48Instead of months and months of misery,
12:50think of it like a plaster.
12:52Whip it off, job done.
12:53I don't want job done.
12:55I love Cassie.
12:56Oh, no, you don't.
12:58You just think you do.
12:59What do you know about it?
13:00Well, I know you, Steve,
13:01and you get wed like other men by pants.
13:05So if you turn down her offer,
13:07there must be a reason for it,
13:09even if it's subconscious.
13:10Oh, save it for your therapist.
13:12I haven't got a therapist.
13:14And they're in life, the problem.
13:17We're not talking about me.
13:20This whole thing is because of you.
13:23All the sniping, all the lies, all the games,
13:26just so you can split us both up.
13:27Yeah, and it wasn't that difficult, was it?
13:29So what does that tell you?
13:31It tells me that I'm not going to give up on her
13:33because of you.
13:34Like I said, I love her.
13:36Oh, whatever.
13:36Keep telling yourself that.
13:38No, actually,
13:39I'm going to go and tell her that.
13:47Oi!
13:48It's all in hand, mate.
13:49I've had me people there all day.
13:51You could have killed that boy.
13:53Right as Rainey's mum said,
13:54so let's not go over the top, eh?
13:56You're a slimy, nasty piece of work, aren't you?
14:00A bit below my pay grade
14:01to break up a fight between two grown men.
14:03I can make an exception.
14:05Then who are you?
14:05Just your friendly local policeman.
14:08Detective, to be more accurate.
14:09You know what this guy did, yeah?
14:11This is Abbey's landlord.
14:12Yeah, I've heard.
14:13Abbey's in hospital because of him.
14:14Which I deeply regret.
14:15It was an oversight, which I'm fixing.
14:17It's too little, too late, mate.
14:19He wants banging up.
14:20Do I look like Judge Judy or something?
14:22Don't care what this beef is.
14:24Start acting your ages
14:25and stop showing yourself up on the street.
14:27It's pathetic.
14:33You're not making many friends round here, are you, mate?
14:42Hey, Ray.
14:43Yeah.
14:44How long's your name, you know,
14:46your two-for-one thing you've been for, you know?
14:48Erm, you've got another 15 minutes.
14:52Oh, just under the wire.
14:55Same again, please, love.
15:00All right?
15:02Yeah, good, yeah.
15:04Nothing about you.
15:05But I hate drinking on me own.
15:07Makes me feel like a right saddle.
15:10Did I, er...
15:12certainly saddle myself over a bit?
15:14Now, just to be sociable.
15:16Get you a drink.
15:17You can buy me two.
15:19It's happy hour, innit?
15:21Be my pleasure.
15:23Proper gent, you, aren't you?
15:24Oh, I wouldn't go that far, love.
15:27Glad to hear it.
15:31I don't know how our world does it
15:33with his running and school and whatnot.
15:35No, I'm really proud of our jack as well,
15:37the amount of effort he puts in with his football.
15:40I was too busy chasing girls at that age.
15:42Yeah, well, rugby was the making of me.
15:44The discipline's set a job for life.
15:46The fitness never leaves you.
15:47Same with me and darts.
15:49Darts?
15:50Yeah.
15:51I started early.
15:52It's getting me fitness levels right up there.
15:53Feel me right tricep.
15:54I'm all right, thanks.
15:56Oh, hello.
15:57I've gone Sutherland.
15:58Yep.
15:59Another time, Kirk.
16:00OK.
16:01Oh, I wish I'd see who's more into sport, really.
16:04Reckon she can't risk her nails.
16:06I wonder who she takes after her.
16:07Actually, pass me the arrows, please.
16:09I should get some training in.
16:11Cheers.
16:12There.
16:13Here he is.
16:14Chariots of fire.
16:17Your tea's in the oven, darling.
16:18It'll still be warm.
16:19So, so do you run?
16:21I'm done with it.
16:23What?
16:24Everyone keeps banging on at me about making a fresh start.
16:26How is running a fresh start?
16:28It's what I did with her.
16:30Every step I take, I can hear her in my head.
16:32Faster, slower, breathe.
16:34I'm done with it.
16:36Right, just like I'm done with her.
16:37Oh.
16:39Glenda.
16:41What's all these credit card statements you've been sending me?
16:44And how did you get this one of Mary's?
16:45Because these are private documents.
16:46And who's Lenny?
16:48The lion.
16:49Search me.
16:49I got my girlfriend's handbag.
16:51Ask her.
16:52Eh?
16:52I photographed her with me phone when she was in the lavay.
16:55What is this?
16:56The bone identity?
16:59Oh, hello, lovey.
17:00I'm sorry I'm late.
17:01My new job overrun.
17:02Ah, what can I get you, love?
17:03Er, I shall have a gin and tonic, please.
17:05A gin and tonic and a pint, please, Glenda.
17:07Yeah, er, excuse me.
17:08I'll have to go to the loo again.
17:09I don't know what's the matter with me today.
17:11My undercarriage is like Niagara Falls.
17:13Happens when you're getting on, apparently.
17:18I'm telling you, she's conning you, George.
17:20And it's not just you, by the looks of these.
17:27All right?
17:29Shh! Survivor again! I'm concentrating!
17:33Got money to burn you, Brody?
17:35Told you. Got a new job, haven't I?
17:37Yeah. Right, well, don't waste it here. I'll get you a drink.
17:41Yes! Double 19! Eat dirt and die, Brody!
17:45Sorry, I got carried away.
17:47It's all right, me boss is getting him in.
17:49I've got yourself in trouble with the law, have you, Brody? And me's dad.
17:53Your boss, Idris?
17:55Oh, yeah. We've, er, we've met.
17:58Small world.
18:00I thought your dad were in prison. Now he's a copper.
18:03Yeah, erm, it's a long story.
18:06Oh. Let me get you a drink, pal. I think we're not on the wrong foot earlier.
18:10Yeah, you're all right. Get me on.
18:15I just worry it might be something...
18:17What, dangerous? Well, yeah. Wouldn't be the first time, would it?
18:21Do you know what I still have nightmares about?
18:22Driving that digger into Phil's car.
18:24Oh, Ty!
18:28Well, she's not been in trouble for ages.
18:31Look, they seem to think that it's a nice surprise,
18:33so we're just gonna have to wait and see, aren't we?
18:35At some point, we've got to give them the benefit of the doubt.
18:37Mm, famous last words.
18:40Oh, nice for me.
18:41Hiya, mate.
18:42No need to panic. It's all of Steve.
18:44Oh, hi, Steve.
18:45Hey.
18:46And then for me?
18:47Ha! Not seen Cassie, have you?
18:49No, I've not seen her.
18:50No, me neither.
18:51Are you two not made up yet?
18:53Yeah.
18:54That's what the flowers are for.
18:56Bit stingy looking, mate.
18:57I had to get them from Dev's dinner.
18:59Bunch from Tracey wouldn't have gone down very well.
19:02No, I made things worse this morning.
19:04She caught me up in Tracey with a flower delivery.
19:07That was her last stroke.
19:08Stomped off towards the tram stop.
19:10Never been seen since.
19:11Flipping voicemail again.
19:13She'll just be in a strop, that's all it is.
19:15Yeah, she'll be off somewhere, letting off steam.
19:17Oh, that's what worries me.
19:19Anyway, I'll let you get on with your tea.
19:21I'll let myself out.
19:22Cheers, mate.
19:28You think I should text her?
19:29No, leave it, Ty.
19:31I mean, how much trouble could a grown woman get into at tea time?
19:34This is my mother we're talking about.
19:36Mmm.
19:37Mmm.
19:38You know.
19:39I caught up feeling that we've met somewhere before.
19:42I don't think so.
19:44I'd remember you.
19:46Mmm.
19:46My elegance and grace.
19:48No, cos I've never seen anyone knock back vodkas that fast.
19:52Sign me bill, please, mate.
19:54Push camera.
19:55Just one moment.
19:56I'm not going, are you?
19:58The night is young.
19:59No, I am not.
20:00I've got things to do tomorrow.
20:02Oh.
20:03Maybe...
20:04I could tempt you with a little nightcap in my room.
20:07It's half seven.
20:09I'm sure we could find something to pass the time.
20:13Get off, will you?
20:14You're drunk.
20:16What'd you expect?
20:18I've been here all happy hour.
20:21Look, love.
20:22I only had a drink with you cos I felt sorry for you.
20:24No.
20:25Well, you could've fooled me.
20:26Cos you were coming on pretty strong earlier.
20:28No, you tell yourself that if it makes you feel better.
20:31Read my lips.
20:33Not interested.
20:35Take my advice, get some sleep.
20:37Cos all this, that's not a good look.
20:39And to be honest,
20:41luggers don't do all this trolling around hotel bars anymore.
20:44It's all done online now, love.
20:45You want to get with the times.
20:48I was only trying to be friendly.
20:51You read that one wrong, didn't you?
20:53Hey!
20:55Yeah!
20:56Yeah, do on your wet wipe!
20:58Wasn't interested anyway.
21:02Flaming man.
21:04Flaming man.
21:05Flaming man.也許