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00:00This programme contains flash cars, big watches and false boobs.
00:04The tans you see might be fake, but the people are all real.
00:07Although some of what they do has been set up purely for your entertainment.
00:11Previously on The Only Way is Essex.
00:14Mark and Sam, they're right there.
00:15They do need to wind your eyes.
00:17He's so stunning!
00:18Sam, what tingles exactly?
00:20Could be done now.
00:21Amazing, you got the job?
00:22No, I'm really happy.
00:24I think you should go speed that in.
00:25Oh, shut up, Mark.
00:26My name's James, what's your name?
00:27Uh, Lucy.
00:28I'm going to take you, we go like to the sun.
00:31That's me, Amy.
00:32You take me or leave me.
00:34What is Lola?
00:36Do you have management yet?
00:38We need management.
00:39The first I fell in love with is not the person standing in front of me.
00:41It's a bad answer.
00:42Have you seen her by any chance?
00:44No, no, no.
00:59Baby, you're with me now.
01:06Oh, you're so lovely.
01:08Oh, that's good.
01:09Shh.
01:10Mm.
01:11Oh, that's it right in there.
01:13Just go a little bit lying down, eh.
01:15Oh, that's it right there.
01:17This is not a brush, Mark.
01:18No, it's not. I'm not suggesting that, Amy. I've known you for years, you don't know.
01:22You're so tight, Mark.
01:24No, stressful, that's why.
01:26Do you know, I kind of feel weird about the old Lauren situation again.
01:29I know she's obviously said I don't want to be with you no more sometimes, but she was proper.
01:32But does she mean that, though, Mark? I don't think she does.
01:34I think you just need to really sort it out.
01:36Well, that's the question I'm asking myself.
01:38I mean, normally she says it, and she don't normally mean it,
01:40but there was just something in the way she was last night that just seemed different.
01:46And then it did cut me up when I look back and see her talking to this, you know...
01:50Dressed and tumulte lookalike.
01:52Yeah, please don't kill me anymore, Amy.
01:54Good to see you again, though.
01:55You're alright, Lauren, you're alright.
01:56Hi, mwah.
01:57If you can just take a seat for us for a minute.
01:59We're just going through a few ideas, just to welcome you on your first day.
02:02So thanks for making it in.
02:04We spoke at the interview about this Essex Fashion Week.
02:06We want to really establish up there with New York, London,
02:11we want people from Milton Keynes, Liverpool, all come into Essex.
02:14And that's where it's going to really lift off.
02:16Sounds so exciting.
02:17It's down for you to find out which male models are going to be suitable for this event.
02:21I want to make sure that you're looking at everything,
02:24make sure you're measuring them up, top and bottom,
02:26inside leg, outside leg, make sure the tops are off.
02:30God.
02:31Listen, if you need us, give us a shoot on the mobile.
02:33Okay.
02:34You want it really firm, yeah?
02:35Yeah, please.
02:36Okay.
02:37Oh, that's good there.
02:39Oh.
02:40Okay.
02:41You want to take me out on a date to the zoo?
02:43Would you take him to the zoo, Mark?
02:46Yeah, but all people are different.
02:47I mean, I'm more of like, take to a nice restaurant up the West End or get out of a
02:53drink.
02:53But he's obviously, you know, he's in the daytime, the zoo, I suppose, ain't he?
02:56So you get to speak to each other more.
02:58No one's drunk.
02:58He's in the light.
02:59That's what I'm saying.
03:00I said to Kate, why do you want to take me there for?
03:02He said, we can have a good chat.
03:03What?
03:04Walking around seeing animals?
03:06I'm sorry, but...
03:07I think it's quite a nice gesture from a boy.
03:09Normally a boy is just a simple, you know, bit of dinner and that's it.
03:12I said, well, we have a few glasses of rosé.
03:14He's like, oh no, you're one of them girls.
03:16I was like...
03:17What, just because you had a few glasses of rosé?
03:18That's what I said.
03:19You know, why don't we have a few glasses of rosé, nice meal?
03:22But he said no.
03:23And so he's now taken to me to the zoo.
03:25Are you going to go?
03:26How can I talk to him when I'm walking around the zoo looking at elephants?
03:29You're not just going to be doing that, are you?
03:31You're going to sit down, have a chat.
03:32You've got to stop for lunch at one point.
03:33Want to have a hot dog?
03:35So you let me and Kate, you know, at the end of the day,
03:37just want a happy ending and, you know, we'll see what happens between us.
03:42Hi.
03:43How do you all?
03:43Hello, what's your name?
03:44Jake.
03:45Hi, I'm Lauren.
03:46Okay, I'm just going to take some measurements.
03:54And can I do your biothic?
03:56It's all right.
04:08Yeah, I've got you a tea for a change.
04:10Ooh, about time.
04:11You know me, man.
04:12How you been, all right?
04:13Yeah, are you?
04:14Yeah, good.
04:14Just spoke to Amy the other day and said we're going to see how it goes now.
04:19But, I don't know, she likes all the nice restaurants and stuff like that,
04:22but that ain't me.
04:23If she ain't up for, you know, cinema, you know, and a cheap restaurant and stuff like
04:27that, she ain't really, really my type.
04:29Well, no, you've got to be yourself in a relationship.
04:31I want to do what I want to do.
04:32Not that it sounds selfish, not what I want to do on a date, but what I think is me
04:36on
04:36a date.
04:37So, I've said...
04:37Where are you going to take her, then?
04:38Well, I want to take her to the zoo, you know, going out and that.
04:40And she didn't find it very happy.
04:42And you've got a bit of a look on your face.
04:43Well, if someone said me they'd have to take me to zoo on the first day, I wouldn't.
04:47But you're a woman, aren't you?
04:48You're a woman.
04:49Yeah, but we're still the same, Kirk.
04:50No, I wouldn't like the zoo.
04:52Well, I don't know.
04:52That's me, Ian.
04:53Take her down and drink.
04:54No, no, no.
04:55It's to walk around to talk to her, you know?
04:58It's a bit cold, isn't it, to walk around the blimmy zoo?
05:01I'd warm her up.
05:03Oh, I don't know.
05:05Oh, I don't like it.
05:07I just don't like it.
05:07Dad, don't around you, look.
05:09Oh, I swear one keeps going down my bikini bottom to the back.
05:12Look, get your boobs in, see if you can get your, look.
05:14But they're coming around my boobs, look.
05:16No, they're not.
05:17They're not interested in the boobs today.
05:20Fishies.
05:22Fishies.
05:23Fishies.
05:23They're not interested.
05:25They obviously must be gay, these fishies.
05:29I can't remember if I told you.
05:31I don't know.
05:31I told you to see the top modern agent.
05:33Really?
05:34Oh, my God, that is amazing.
05:36I can't wait.
05:37I'm a bit nervous, but I'll do your phone, I know.
05:39Oh, don't worry, you'll be fine.
05:41I'd love to do a shoot with you, though.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Imagine that, like, little nice, sexy underwear.
05:45Yeah, we should do it.
05:46I think we should do it.
05:47We could do an imposed shoot together, where you don't see, like...
05:49I know, like, fish-a-boobies together, obviously.
05:53100%.
05:54Yeah, I'd like to meet Amy.
05:56It'd be really nice to meet her.
05:57What have you been up to?
05:58Are you all right?
05:59Been a bit down.
06:01Yeah?
06:01Why?
06:02You don't need no men in your life.
06:04You've got me, haven't you?
06:05There was a man, but we've finished now.
06:08Good, that's all I need to know.
06:10Don't want to know no names or anything.
06:11I'm not going to tell you his name, and I've never seen him again.
06:14But this guy, he wasn't just one month, it was a year.
06:19I couldn't tell you, because the way you are...
06:22You're all fair, didn't you?
06:23I feel...
06:24You do give me the hump, like, proper give me the hump.
06:26I wish I could tell you.
06:28I would tell you...
06:28You couldn't have been the one, right?
06:29You've been with each other for a year, yeah?
06:31Listen, because now he sounds to me like a right prick.
06:33If he's been the one for a year, right, but now he's gone...
06:36Is that a good way to work?
06:37Yeah, but listen, if I found the one, like, the proper one,
06:41no matter where my job would take me,
06:42if you've been with someone for a year,
06:43you wouldn't just fuck off, would you?
06:44But you've got to understand, I do need someone.
06:46Yeah, same as me, you find the right person you can,
06:49but there's so many idiots around here.
06:51But you don't seem as if you want me to be with someone.
06:54I do, it's the right person, I know how idiots geezers can be,
06:57do you know what I mean?
06:57I work in a nightclub, I see all these geezers with wedding rings.
07:00Yeah, but you've got to understand that, I understand that,
07:03but I just feel sometimes that you want me to be on my own.
07:06Don't you be on your own, I want you to be happy,
07:08and you're happy with me.
07:10Yeah, give me a cuddle.
07:11Come on.
07:11I love you so much.
07:12I love you too.
07:14Have you ever heard of, in America,
07:16how the porn stars, it's like anal bleaching.
07:19Oh, Sam.
07:20No, they do.
07:21I'm not going to have that done.
07:23Sam, no way.
07:25Can you, shush.
07:27I'm not giving you the opportunity to get it done,
07:29I'm giving you advice, I'm saying how bad is that.
07:32I can't believe in people.
07:32Imagine doing that, that's what I'm saying.
07:34I can't even believe people when they have their noon done.
07:36Pissed, oh yeah, I know.
07:38I'm sorry, but that's just not right.
07:39A couple of girls I know have got that.
07:40It's just not right, Sam.
07:41It just depends what kind of person you're on.
07:43Even like the nipple piercing.
07:44Yeah.
07:44It's just not good.
07:45Oh, one's biting me, I think.
07:47We need new songs, we need management,
07:50we need help with booking gigs and stuff,
07:52we need PR, press.
07:53We need guidance in a big way,
07:55whether it's from a label or from management,
07:57agent, we need guidance big time.
07:59You're always the one to first criticise me
08:00and call me a womaniser.
08:02So surely I'm the best to stand there and say,
08:04you know, you look good in this,
08:06you look good at the front,
08:07this looks good.
08:08Well, go on then, what do you think?
08:08You know, you've just got to get it perfectionist.
08:11And when there's four girls standing in front of me,
08:13I'm pretty good at that, so...
08:14Maybe a good manager.
08:16You can be our chauffeur.
08:17No, what?
08:18Yeah, all right.
08:20So I'm thinking of my Mark tattoo removed.
08:22Why would you want it removed?
08:23Because you feel stupid?
08:24I did it for him because of his insecurities
08:27and without even me thinking,
08:28because you do want to love someone,
08:29you don't think.
08:31And I did it for him.
08:32But he thinks it's got a hold over me,
08:34but it's me, the fact that he now knows
08:37that I'm not going to have him control me.
08:40Well, I think if it makes you feel better
08:41to get the tattoo removed at the moment,
08:43then get it removed.
08:45Oh, you just have to meet someone else called Mark.
08:48Can you imagine?
08:49But do you know how funny this was?
08:50My sister, which I make up names,
08:51going, I'm going to call it Fish Market.
08:54Fish Market.
08:55I thought, are you actually joking?
08:58You've got the Mark there already.
09:00Yeah.
09:00But I couldn't, obviously,
09:01I'd get it completely removed.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:05What?
09:06No one's over there.
09:07Is she?
09:07Yeah.
09:08You're joking.
09:09I said that.
09:11Did you say anything to her?
09:12No, I was just literally walked through
09:13from the toilet and saw it.
09:14Oh, my God.
09:19Hello?
09:21Yep, speaking.
09:23Who's that?
09:25Oh, hi, Matthew.
09:26How are you?
09:33That would be fantastic.
09:35Yeah, we'd definitely love to.
09:36Yeah.
09:38Bye.
09:39What did he say?
09:40We're going for a meeting at Universal Records
09:44tomorrow at 12?
09:45Shut up.
09:46That's me.
09:47So, I'll give you a lift?
09:48You know, because you ain't going to be
09:48in the right frame of mind to drive.
09:49You're all nervous.
09:50I'll drive you there, wait for you.
09:52Tell me what happened.
09:52Only if you get a limo, love.
09:53That's not bad.
09:54You've got a hammer?
09:55You've got a range, you know?
09:57Oh, my God.
09:58Oh, my God.
10:02You all right, Lauren?
10:02Right?
10:03Yeah, we need to talk.
10:05Yeah, we do.
10:10I just want to get out in the air what the problem is.
10:13I understand you had a few to drink the other night
10:15and we was in Sugar Hut.
10:16I just want to know the truth.
10:17Rather than me thinking it's all you.
10:18I don't know what you thought was going on,
10:20but, like, you're abusing me and shouting things
10:22across the dance floor.
10:23I think it's not fair for you to shout at me.
10:25Shout at Mark all you want.
10:26Yeah.
10:26No, it wasn't at just Mark.
10:28Yeah, sorry.
10:28It was literally because I thought,
10:30it's my birthday, I can understand how I felt.
10:32I was drunk.
10:33Yeah.
10:34But I just want to know,
10:36this is your chance to tell me,
10:37is Mark trying on basically you?
10:40Well, no, like, he texts me every now and then
10:42and we just have, like, conversations,
10:44but it's more of a friendship thing.
10:45Right.
10:45And it has been, like, we don't go on dates,
10:48I don't go in his house.
10:49It's nothing like that.
10:49He'll just text me and if we're up Alto or a runway,
10:52we'll all chat and laugh together.
10:53That's what I'm saying.
10:54Did he kiss you or anything the other night at Alto?
10:58A couple of weeks ago, we was all out
11:00and we had, like, a little kiss,
11:01but it wasn't even a snog.
11:02He was like, oh, are you coming back to mine?
11:04And I was like, no, I'm going home, don't be silly.
11:06And he didn't think anything of it.
11:07So, obviously, looking at it now,
11:09are you interested in Mark?
11:10No.
11:11He's a friend.
11:12He's a good-looking boy, Lauren.
11:13You know he is.
11:14And loads of girls fancy him.
11:15It's not all me, Lauren, is it?
11:16My problem isn't with you.
11:18My problem's with Mark.
11:19I think he's out of order.
11:20Obviously, calls and this between us.
11:22We're girls.
11:22Yeah.
11:22And I respect you standing and, you know,
11:24talking to me.
11:25I respect that.
11:26OK, we'll leave it as that then.
11:35How do you feel?
11:37I don't trust Sam because he's not one of my mates.
11:40If anything else happens,
11:42then I will not stand for it
11:43and I'll have something to say.
11:59How lucky are we?
12:00I can't believe it.
12:01I know.
12:01It doesn't seem real.
12:03Seems too good to be true.
12:05We would have never dreamed that they'd want to see us.
12:07Universal Records have got Lady Gaga.
12:09Oh, my God.
12:11Neo.
12:12Pussycat dolls.
12:14And Lola.
12:15Yeah.
12:16And Lola, yeah.
12:17I bet I'll ring Mark and make sure he's not late.
12:19What time's he coming to pick us up?
12:20Half ten.
12:24Is he not answering?
12:25No.
12:26Oh, God.
12:28Hi.
12:30Hi, Amy.
12:31I'm Adam.
12:31Thanks very much for coming in.
12:32Hi, Amy.
12:32Grab a seat.
12:33Are you OK?
12:33Yes, very good, thank you.
12:34Good, good.
12:35I like the orange.
12:35Thank you very much.
12:36I like it.
12:37That made an effort.
12:37So, you're interested in modelling.
12:39What sort of modelling do you think you would like to do?
12:41I'd love to do fashion, underwear, bikini, definitely.
12:45I'm not really too...
12:46I'm not sure if I want to do the glamour.
12:47Are your boobs real or fake?
12:49They are fake.
12:49OK.
12:50Yeah.
12:51I mean, what we find is that the clients don't want girls with fake boobs to do lingerie.
12:56So, you might find that is a problem, even though you feel that they sit well.
13:00Yeah.
13:01But, like, so you don't think I'd get any work if...
13:03Not a lot of work, would you say, having...
13:06My advice, I suppose, would be to keep your options open.
13:10OK.
13:11You know, possibly be prepared to work for some of the men's magazines up to Implied Topless,
13:16which is a shoot where you're going to be covering your nipples, but actually you wouldn't have a bra on.
13:20And if you feel that's something that you'd be comfortable with, I would certainly recommend that,
13:23because I think you've got a good figure, you've got curves, which is what that industry is about.
13:28Like the bottom.
13:28Pretty face, good lips, you know, nice smile.
13:30Mm.
13:31Have you got a boyfriend?
13:32No.
13:34So you've got...
13:34I'm sort of seeing someone called Kurt, but if he said to me, don't do glamour, then I would do
13:38it.
13:38I wouldn't listen to a boyfriend anyway.
13:44Where is he?
13:45Where is he?
13:48Fuck's sake.
13:49Where is he coming from?
13:53I get tired and upset
13:56And I'm trying to care a little less
14:00So it's ringing and ringing, no answer.
14:03What is he doing?
14:04Right, I was thought to dodge those issues, I...
14:07We should have maybe have just got the time.
14:10Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father
14:13Run for your children, all your sisters and brothers
14:16Leave all your love and your love behind you
14:20Can't bring it with you if you want to survive
14:23Cause the dark days are over, all your...
14:26Gorgeous face.
14:27Really nice eyes.
14:30Can you hear us?
14:32I wouldn't mind bringing you around the corner.
14:34I know.
14:35Oh, there he is.
14:36God's sake.
14:36Come on.
14:38What are you shaking your head for?
14:39Why did you bother offering to take us?
14:40We could have got a cab.
14:41It's not even late.
14:42It's the most important day of my life, and you are late.
14:44Oh, get in the car, stop moaning.
14:46Ugh.
14:48Where have you been, anyway?
14:49Jess, stop moaning, you're not even late.
14:51I'm getting ready.
14:52Sakes.
14:54Gorgeous.
14:55This is really nice, the body's here really nice.
14:57You've got a great body.
14:58I think so.
14:58Really, really nice shape.
14:59I think we should, maybe we should book her for a photo shoot.
15:02Get her portfolio rolling.
15:04I think you're going to be super famous.
15:06I think you're going to be amazing.
15:07I think...
15:08Do you want to be famous?
15:10I'd love to be famous, but we'll see.
15:12We'll see at the end of the day.
15:13Cool, I think I should get your number.
15:15Definitely.
15:16What, are you going to take me out after, or I'll just win it for...
15:18We'll see what happens.
15:26See you later, yeah?
15:27Yep.
15:29Fingers crossed and be confident, yeah?
15:30Thank you, thanks for bringing us.
15:32No worries, bye.
15:33Not thanks for making us late, but never mind.
15:44Hello.
15:46Oh, I'm so nervous.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:49Are you all right?
15:49Are you all right?
15:50It's all right, babe.
15:51It's going to be so nice.
15:52Oh, love you still.
15:53My heart is literally going, boom, boom, boom.
15:56I hope they say, right, girls.
15:57We're going to sign you, and we're doing a video next week, and it's going to be to this song.
16:00Oh, it's going to be a kiss.
16:01In our dreams.
16:04Hello.
16:05Hello, babe.
16:06Hello, honey.
16:07Are you okay?
16:08Yeah, good, thank you.
16:09Yeah, fine, thank you, honey.
16:11Yeah, what are you up to?
16:12Oh, I just went to a modelling agency, just to talk about what work I want to do.
16:17They said that they're talking about glam modelling, and then hopefully they're going to do a nice
16:21underwear shoot, bikini shoot, so...
16:24Well, they're more clothes than better, to be honest, though, you know, a couple of rollneck jumpers.
16:27But, Kurt, they did say that I could do implied modelling, which means that I can hold my boobs.
16:33Yeah, I'll hold them.
16:33That's all you need.
16:34It's me.
16:35Oh, it's so random.
16:37Yeah, who are you up there with?
16:38Do you need a lift?
16:39Oh, definitely.
16:39Is that okay?
16:41Yeah, no problem.
16:42I'll leave in a bit.
16:46Hello, Mark.
16:46Hello, Nan.
16:47I brought you some bread pudding.
16:49You're going to make me fat with all these treats.
16:51How are you doing?
16:52All right, lovely.
16:53Can I dish me up some of that, Nan, or what?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Do you want some?
16:55Starving, I am.
16:58What's the champagne for?
17:00Jess has got some news.
17:02What news is there?
17:03Something to do with her band.
17:04They've gone to see Universal.
17:05I dropped them there yesterday.
17:06What is Universal?
17:07It's like a massive, massive record label.
17:10Who have some of the biggest artists in the world.
17:12Obviously, Jessica wanting to be the next Girls Aloud or the next Saturdays.
17:16They need to have this sort of lucky break.
17:18Because these are the sort of companies that will take them to that level.
17:21Oh, it would be the making of them, wouldn't it?
17:22Yeah, hopefully.
17:23Touch wood.
17:24Yeah.
17:24You know, if it does take off, I should be her number one fan, anyhow.
17:29You'll be front row every week, won't you?
17:31Oh, definitely.
17:31Yeah, I'll be sitting in the front there doing all the old.
17:35I had an idea of a song that I thought might suit you guys.
17:38And I just wanted to kind of play it to you and see what you thought of it.
17:45So...
17:57It's kind of like what you've got, but just a bit more rounded.
18:01It's like, yeah, you can...
18:02Yeah, no, I agree.
18:03I love it.
18:03I think it's wicked.
18:03You like it, yeah?
18:04Yeah.
18:04I can imagine with us singing it, maybe a little bit more attitude in the singing as well.
18:08Like, really hooky, the production's wicked.
18:10Yeah, the production was wicked.
18:11The dancing in the club.
18:12Oh, God, that is such a club tune.
18:14That kind of vibe.
18:15What do you guys think about going into the studio and recording that song?
18:19Oh, my God.
18:19Yeah.
18:20Amazing.
18:21My heart is beating.
18:24He just looked at me and just said, like, what I'd be good at.
18:28But he's really into the glamour.
18:29Yeah.
18:29You shouldn't do that, honestly.
18:30I mean, not just me.
18:31Because, to be honest, I don't want you doing the glamour modelling.
18:34Yeah, but I wouldn't listen to you anyway.
18:36You wouldn't?
18:36No.
18:37No.
18:39Ah, Amy, geezers are going to know what you look...
18:41Are you getting jealous?
18:42I am getting jealous, yeah.
18:43All right, it's a good thing.
18:44It's a good career.
18:45But you want people just to have your pictures just because you've got your bangers out.
18:52She's on her way, though, is she?
18:54I hope so.
18:54We've been waiting about an hour.
18:55That's gone like a cup of tea.
18:56And I've had about 14 slices of this.
18:59There she is.
19:00Hello.
19:00Is she?
19:01All right, then?
19:02Hello, Jess.
19:03She's smiling.
19:04She's smiling.
19:04All right, darling.
19:05Yeah, lovely.
19:06You all right?
19:08What happened?
19:09My heart.
19:11Don't do no Simon Cowell on me.
19:13I'm just being deadly serious.
19:15It's not anything that you think it's going to be.
19:17No.
19:18No.
19:19Or I could be lying and it went amazingly well.
19:21Oh, great.
19:22Oh, good.
19:24Oh.
19:24You're not going to believe what happened, Mark.
19:26Right?
19:26We got in there and he started telling us about how we are, what we're doing, how good we
19:30are.
19:31And all of a sudden he went, I've got some news for you.
19:33And we were like, we looked at each other like, what?
19:35He wants us to, he's given us a song and we're going to record it in the Universal Studios
19:39with him.
19:40They're going to record us singing their songs.
19:41That Universal Studios.
19:42That Universal Studios.
19:43And then he's going to put us in touch with a casting agency who will do our photo shoot
19:48and everything else.
19:49Oh, good.
19:50And then.
19:50Oh, I'm so glad.
19:52She's going to cry again.
19:53Oh, man, don't you cry, set me off.
19:55Oh, that's good.
19:57Woo!
19:58Congratulations, Jess.
20:00To the future.
20:01Yeah.
20:02Oh, I'm so pleased for you, Jess.
20:04Oh, thank you.
20:04I'm glad you got on.
20:05Oh, thank you.
20:06No, you're not Universal Wizards.
20:08Bless her.
20:09You know who assigns them?
20:10Lady Gaga, Neo, Pussycat Dolls.
20:12Do you know any of them people she just mentioned?
20:14Mariah Carey?
20:15Yeah.
20:15So big people, basically.
20:17Yeah, Lady Gaga.
20:17Yeah.
20:18Different things.
20:20Anyway, to Lola.
20:22Yeah, Lola.
20:27So, are we still on for this date?
20:29Yes.
20:29What do you mean?
20:30You don't even sound interested in me no more.
20:32Babes.
20:32You really don't.
20:33Babes.
20:34We'll definitely go to the zoo.
20:36I thought that was a nice thing, but it's...
20:38Okay, that's fine then.
20:39Babes, that's fine.
20:40We'll go to the zoo.
20:41We'll talk about elephants and lions and drafts.
20:44I'll throw you in with the lions, I will.
20:47I'll throw you in with the elephants.
20:48I am looking forward to it.
20:49But the way you say it when I ask you, you don't seem...
20:51Look, it's like I'm taking the piss out of you.
20:53I don't mean it, but I don't think you should be taking me to the zoo.
20:55I think you should be taking me at a nice dinner.
20:56No, I thought we were just saying different, Amy.
20:58It's something we don't do every day.
21:00I'm going to sit and talk to the animals.
21:03I'll sit there and talk to the animals.
21:04You can just have a walk about and do your make-up in the mirror, isn't it?
21:07Do you really think like that, yeah?
21:09But the way you come across it,
21:10you should be taking me for nice meals.
21:12You should be, though, Kurt.
21:13Listen, if you want to be with me,
21:14you say you want to be with me and do everything for me,
21:16then you should be doing what I want to do.
21:23Hi, Amy. Great meeting you today.
21:25Would love to get you in the studio to do some test shoots soon.
21:28Maybe you could grab some lunch, too.
21:30Who's that?
21:31That photographer today I told you about.
21:34Do you know him?
21:35No, he just literally took me pictures of it.
21:37He was, like, really flirty.
21:38Fuck him, then?
21:40Excuse me?
21:40You've met him once.
21:41He's just, yeah, to take some shots.
21:43That's what all them photographers want.
21:45We're not going to go and make me up there, am I?
21:48Don't go for luck, yeah.
21:48He's telling them about you.
21:49Well, he's a prick, then, for asking, isn't he?
21:51If you've told them about me...
21:53Shush.
21:54No, but it's not the point.
21:55See, this stuff like this gets on my nerves.
21:57It really does, you know?
21:59I'm going to have a girlfriend
22:00and a load of people are just going to be asking you out and stuff.
22:07Next time on The Only Way is Essex.
22:11Will Kirk and Amy patch things up and go wild at the zoo.
22:14Will any of the new men in Lauren's life measure up to Mark?
22:18Whose hands will Amy's modelling career be in?
22:20And what treat will Nanny Pat be serving up next week?
22:24Hello, Mark.
22:25Hello, Nanny.
22:25Who knows?
22:26These people are real.
22:28Oh, sure.
22:28Anything can happen on The Only Way is Essex.
22:31Beautiful.
22:32Feels like some kind of fun.
22:34Let us know the other way too.定ors
22:34and events come on. We do,