00:00Are you ready to do the same for you?
00:04When your room looks kinda weird
00:07And you wish that you weren't there
00:09Just close your eyes and sit, please
00:12And you can be everywhere
00:16Are you ready to do the same for you?
00:34There she goes!
00:36Whoa! That was the biggest whale I've ever seen!
00:40Here it comes again! Get ready!
00:43Hang on!
00:46Look out! Moby Weirdo strikes again!
01:05Hurry! We've got to save the whales!
01:09What for?
01:10Because whales are very intelligent life forms!
01:18Whoa! Just our luck! We found the only stupid whale!
01:27Hey! Watch out, Gonzo!
01:30Yeah!
01:31Whales are okay!
01:33But I think mermaids are much more interesting!
01:37Don't you, Kermie?
01:39Huh?
01:39Whoops!
01:40Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
01:44Isn't it wonderful down here, Kermie?
01:48Well, the water is fine!
01:50But it's human's hard to talk!
01:52Geez!
01:53Hey!
01:54Me and a mermaid is fun!
01:57Not to mention being a mer-dog!
02:00Personally, I don't think this mer-bear stuff is so hot!
02:05Oh, Sonny? I think you've got your imagination on backwards!
02:09Your legs are supposed to be like a fish, not your head!
02:12Oh!
02:13Mufix! Mufix!
02:16Animal, what are you doing?
02:22No!
02:26No!
02:27No!
02:28No!
02:30No!
02:33No!
02:35Bye-bye!
02:36Ah!
02:37We're out here, Animal!
02:39What?
02:40We're getting dried off!
02:41Fiona!
02:42Foold me!
02:43Lala-lala-lala-lala-lala-lala-lala-Rom!
02:47Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Oh!
02:50Oh!
02:50E-er-er!
02:51Hey Kermit?
02:52Do I look better with my fur parted in the middle, or on the side?
02:56Erg!
02:57I really can't see, Father!
03:00Rop-ee-dub-dop-animal in tab!
03:03Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da-la-lala-a-lala!
03:05Bath times over, Animal!
03:07Yeah!
03:08Give me that soap!
03:13I got it.
03:22Wow, Nanny's going to be mad at me.
03:28Never mind, Nanny. Don't you know what happens when you break a mirror?
03:32They put you in a pot of spaghetti up to your neck and throw meatballs at you?
03:36No, silly. You get seven years' bad luck.
03:40You do?
03:42Uh-huh.
03:43Seven years? Gee, I'll be a gray-furred old bear by then.
03:50Hey, look on the bright side. Now you get to look at six of me instead of just one.
03:56See? Bad luck already. Huh?
03:59Don't get uptight, Fuzzy. Personally, I don't believe in...
04:04Bad luck!
04:07Are you all right, Rolf?
04:11Sure, but I think I just changed my mind about bad luck.
04:15I heard a crash, kids. What's going on in here?
04:19A walking disaster area. That's what's going on here. And his name is Fuzzy.
04:26Yeah, that's right!
04:28What?
04:29It's true, Nanny. I broke a mirror and now I'm going to be a bad luck bear for seven years.
04:36Why do you say that, Fuzzy?
04:38Piggy told me.
04:39Well, that's not true, Piggy.
04:41The idea that breaking a mirror is bad luck is just an old superstition.
04:47Super what?
04:48Huh! I know what that is!
04:51That's what Superman listens to on the radio! The superstition!
05:01Not exactly, Gonzo. A superstition is something that people are afraid of when there's really no reason to be afraid.
05:10Superstition sounds silly, Nanny.
05:12That's right.
05:13Does that mean I won't have seven years' bad luck?
05:16Not if you don't want to, Fuzzy.
05:18I'll call the glass company and have them replace the mirror.
05:22Gee!
05:23Thanks, Nanny.
05:24I feel much better.
05:26Hey, guys.
05:27My bad luck is...
05:29God!
05:34Hey!
05:36Get me out of here!
05:37Screw her!
05:38Help me!
05:40Okay!
05:41Ow!
05:46Sheesh!
05:48Gosh!
05:48I'm sorry, Kermit.
05:50Nanny must be wrong.
05:52I'm still jinxed.
05:53I must be the unluckiest bear in the whole world.
05:59Nobody laughs at my jokes.
06:01I'm jinxed with bad luck.
06:03Aw.
06:04I just can't do anything right.
06:08Ow!
06:09Ow!
06:10Ow!
06:10Ow!
06:11Ow!
06:12Ow!
06:13Here.
06:14Let me help you, Fuzzy.
06:19Thanks, Rolf.
06:21Hey!
06:22What are you doing in my imagination?
06:24I thought maybe you could use some help.
06:27Aw.
06:27It's no use.
06:29I'm a jinx, Rolf.
06:30You better go back before my bad luck rubs off on you, too.
06:34Wait a minute.
06:36Cheer up, Fuzzy.
06:37Your luck can't stay bad forever.
06:39It can't?
06:41Nope.
06:41Gee.
06:42That's great.
06:43Uh-oh.
06:44What's the matter, Rolf?
06:47Oh, no!
06:48I walked under a ladder.
06:50That's bad luck, too, isn't it?
06:52Don't panic, Fuzzy.
06:53That's just an old super...
06:55Yow!
06:56...stition.
06:58Hey, Rolf.
06:59Where'd you go?
07:01Hey!
07:04Nice going, Fuzzy.
07:06Uh-uh.
07:07Mm-hmm.
07:07Ugh.
07:08Uh-uh.
07:11Gash, Rolf.
07:12This is getting...
07:13Worse.
07:16Oh, no!
07:17More bad luck!
07:18A black mouse just crossed my path!
07:21Gee, Fuzzy, I always thought it was black cats that were supposed to bring bad luck.
07:26Yeah!
07:26That's right
07:33Now is it so bad?
07:39Don't you know what chases black cats?
07:42You don't mean...
07:44Uh-huh, black dogs!
07:52I think you better get out of here before your bad luck gets any bigger
07:57It's too late for that, Ralph
07:59It is?
08:00Uh-huh
08:01Oh, no!
08:04No!
08:12Hey, watch it!
08:16Buzzy!
08:22Being a jinx is awful
08:24I'm going to bring bad luck to everyone for the next seven years
08:30Um, if you wouldn't mind, Fozzie
08:34Do you think you could not touch my pillow with your bad luck cooties?
08:39Piggy?
08:41Oh, okay
08:42You can touch my pillow, Fozzie
08:45Gee, thanks, Piggy
08:46In seven years
08:51Hey, take it easy, Fozzie
08:53Today's Friday
08:54Maybe by the weekend your bad luck will be gone
08:57Did you say Friday?
09:01Huh?
09:07Oh, I knew it
09:09Gosh, what is it, Fozzie?
09:12Today is Friday the 13th
09:14I'm doomed
09:19Cheer up, Fozzie
09:21I know the cure for bad luck
09:23You do?
09:25Sure
09:26Just do like grown-ups do
09:28Today's gonna be my lucky day
09:30Knock on wood
09:32But how does knocking on wood bring good luck, Gonzo?
09:36Oh, that's simple
09:37It's the wood weirdos
09:42Whoa!
09:44Gonzo?
09:51Over here, Fozzie
09:53Gosh, so this is what the inside of wood looks like
09:57Yeah, that's right
09:59And this is where the wood weirdos live
10:02What are wood weirdos, Gonzo?
10:04There goes one
10:06I didn't see anything
10:08You gotta be faster than that, Fozzie
10:10Be careful
10:12When weirdos slap against people
10:14To bring them rotten luck
10:16Ow!
10:18What did you do that for?
10:19I didn't do anything
10:23Hey, give me back my hat
10:25I didn't take your hat
10:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
10:33oh, oh, oh
10:40I'll show ya
10:43Hey! Let go of my hat
10:48What's going on?
10:50Never mind, Fozzie
10:52Just knock on wood
10:53Knock on wood
10:55OK
10:57Ow, I knew that
11:06They don't call them weirdos for nothing
11:10Quick! We've got to knock on wood, or the wood riddles will bring us bad luck forever!
11:16Huh? How are we going to do that?
11:18Maybe I can get an S.O.S. to animals!
11:23Uh-oh!
11:27Hello?
11:28Animal! Knock on wood! Knock on wood!
11:33Okay!
11:38Oh, that was close!
11:47Thanks, Animal!
11:48Welcome!
11:50So now you know, Fuzzy. Any time you want to chase away bad luck, all you've got to do is
11:57knock on wood.
11:58Great! I'll try it!
12:02No!
12:04No!
12:06No!
12:06No!
12:08Oh, gee. Now my bad luck is worse than ever.
12:13I know how to change your luck, Fuzzy.
12:15You do?
12:16Sure. Follow me. All you need are some good luck charms.
12:21A rabbit's foot? Horseshoe? Lucky Billy?
12:25That's just more superstition, Skeeter!
12:28It's okay, Piggy. I'll try anything to change my luck.
12:32Come on, guys. Let's try to help Fuzzy change his luck!
12:36Fuzzy change his luck.
12:37Get out of the way!
12:40When you're feeling blue!
12:42Uh-huh!
12:43When you're feeling damn!
12:44It's new, man!
12:46Don't give up!
12:47Because you love us!
12:48You gotta turn it round!
12:50Oh, keep the bass!
12:52Keep the bass!
12:53And if you do!
12:54If you do!
12:55And that's my culture!
12:57Yes!
12:57You do, harmony!
12:58Just my skills-
13:00Looking for good luck, good luck. Gotta find good luck, good luck. This is your lucky day.
13:09Looking for good luck, good luck. Nothing but good luck. Make the bad luck fade away. This is your lucky
13:20day.
13:22Hold on now brothers and sisters, cross the left. If you believe in good luck just raise your hand. If
13:28you do this, move to the right. Your future's a little bit bright.
13:33We'll smile, cause if you do, if you do. Now you might be begging for a lucky start before the
13:41day is due. Good luck, good luck, good luck.
13:47This is your lucky day
13:51Looking for good luck
13:54Good luck
13:55Good luck
13:57Bad luck
13:59Bad luck
14:01This is your lucky day
14:03My lucky day
14:05That was fun, guys, but it's no use. Nothing's gonna change my luck.
14:15Wait a minute, Fozzie. I just remembered the luckiest thing in the world
14:20What's that, Kermit?
14:22A four-leaf clover. If you can find one, your bad luck will be gone for sure
14:27Well, what are we waiting for? Let's help Fozzie look for one
14:33This is ridiculous
14:36Nothing here
14:50Hey, guys, I think I found something
14:53You mean that's a door left over?
14:56That's four-leaf clover, silly
14:58And this isn't one. It's just a trap door
15:01It must lead under the nursery
15:03Come on, Fozzie. Let's check it out
15:12Gee, what is this place, Skeeter?
15:15Shh! It's the land of the leprechauns
15:18If anyone can find you a four-leaf clover, a leprechaun can
15:22Come on
15:25Hey, look! Is he a leprechaun?
15:29Shh! Quiet, Fozzie
15:31You've got to sneak up on leprechauns or they'll run away before you can blink
15:35Oh, okay
15:41Boo!
15:43Ah!
15:45Ha!
15:47Quick! Grab him, Fozzie!
15:50Uh, okay
15:54We did it! We caught a leprechaun!
15:59Oh, I'm not a leprechaun
16:02I'm a leprecharmet
16:03Thank you
16:05Oh, right
16:06What is it you want?
16:08Me pot of gold?
16:09Me magic rainbow?
16:11Uh-uh
16:11I just want you to help me find a four-leaf clover
16:14Is that all?
16:16Well, that's simple
16:17All you have to do to find a four-leaf clover is be lucky
16:20But I'm not lucky
16:22Of course not
16:23That's what you need a four-leaf clover for
16:26Hmm, you do have a problem, don't you?
16:29Let me see
16:30Hmm
16:31I need to find a four-leaf clover to be lucky
16:34But I need to be lucky to find a four-leaf clover
16:38Oh, this is terrible
16:40I'm never going to get rid of my bad luck
16:43Sure you are
16:44All you need to do is find a four-leaf clover
16:47And you do that with a four-leaf clover locator
16:50A what?
16:51A four-leaf clover locator
16:54Wow
16:54Gee
16:55There now
16:56Every good leprechaun with a rabbit's foot has one
17:08Hey, listen
17:09I think I found one
17:13Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
17:17beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
17:19beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
17:23beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
17:23beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
17:24beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
17:27Oh, great. Now your bad luck is going to get us all in trouble, Fozzie.
17:34It's no use. My bad luck is jinxing everyone.
17:41There's only one thing for me to do.
17:45Quick, we've got to glue the pieces together before Nanny finds out.
17:49I'll do it. Let's see.
17:57There.
17:58Gonzo, that doesn't look like a lamp. That looks like a chicken.
18:03Yeah, isn't it great? Now every time we turn it on, we'll have scrambled light bulbs.
18:11Huh?
18:12You nitwhip, this is serious. Nanny's going to be very upset with us about this lamp.
18:18And all because of Fozzie's dumb luck.
18:21Speaking of Fozzie, where is he?
18:24Fozzie, I haven't seen anybody in any place.
18:28He's gone!
18:29Fozzie!
18:32Fozzie!
18:33Fozzie!
18:33Fozzie!
18:34Fozzie!
18:34Fozzie, what is it?
18:35Fozzie!
18:36Look! He left a note!
18:38But Fozzie can't write.
18:40I know. He drew a picture. See?
18:43Huh.
18:44Oh, Bob Bob?
18:46Fozzie's run away!
18:48He must have felt bad for bringing us all such bad luck.
18:51Well, one good thing, our luck will finally be getting better.
18:57Piggy!
18:58Um, I mean, I would never have asked him to leave, but since he volunteered...
19:10I don't care if Fozzie does have bad luck. He's still our good friend.
19:14Yeah. I'll miss the little fuzzball.
19:24Come on, guys. We've got to find Fozzie.
19:31The door's stuck.
19:32Here, let me try.
19:40Oh, no! I broke a mirror!
19:45Um, phew. It's only half cracked.
19:49Great! Maybe you'll only have three and a half years' bad luck.
19:53Oh, no! I won't have any!
19:56I'm going to turn it into good luck with these!
20:00Whoops!
20:01Ow!
20:02Ooh!
20:02Ah!
20:03Ah!
20:04Ooh!
20:05Ooh!
20:06Oh!
20:07I think this stuff's contagious.
20:10I know I should have had my bad luck shot.
20:13Are you kids all right?
20:15Oh, my!
20:16What happened in here?
20:18Well, um, uh, Fozzie's bad luck got worse, Nanny.
20:23And now Biggie caught it.
20:25And Fozzie ran away.
20:27Ran away?
20:28Uh-huh!
20:31Hmm.
20:32Fozzie?
20:33What are you doing?
20:36Running away, Nanny.
20:38You don't have to run away, Fozzie.
20:42Huh?
20:43Oh.
20:44Uh, okay.
20:48Now what are you doing?
20:51I'm running back home.
20:55Come with me, Fozzie.
20:58Huh?
20:59Oh.
21:00Uh, uh, okay, Nanny.
21:01You too, Piggy.
21:03I want to talk to both of you.
21:05You do?
21:06Me?
21:07That's right.
21:09Uh-oh.
21:10Looks like their luck is gonna get worse.
21:13You're in trouble.
21:14Oh, no!
21:14The only reason anyone has bad luck is because they believe they have it.
21:20Really?
21:21Uh-huh.
21:23If you thought about being lucky, as much as you worry about being unlucky, you'd see what I mean.
21:29Gee.
21:31I'm sorry for everything I said to you, Fozzie.
21:34It probably made you have more bad luck.
21:37That's okay, Piggy.
21:38I was so worried about being unlucky.
21:41I guess I brought bad luck to everyone.
21:46Whoa.
21:47Oh, gee.
21:49That's better.
21:51Now clean up this mess and no more worrying about bad luck.
21:56Okay?
21:57Okay, Nanny.
21:59Come on, Fozzie.
22:00Okay.
22:04Hey!
22:05If I'm not jinxed anymore, maybe I'll have better luck with my jokes.
22:10Uh, I wouldn't push it, Fozzie.
22:12How about this one?
22:14What's red and black and has 600 upside-down spinning legs?
22:19Give up?
22:20A hundred break-dancing ladybugs.
22:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:26Whoa!
22:27Huh?
22:27Just my luck.
22:29Only one tomato.
22:31Whoa, no!
22:33Oh, no!
22:33Huh?!
22:34Now that's more like it!
22:37He-he-he-he!
22:38Whoa!
22:39Let's go.
23:22There's got to be one around here somewhere.
23:26Wow!
23:27I found one!
23:29A four-leaf clover!
23:31I'm going to be the luckiest weirdo in the world!
23:36Bye-bye!
23:43Lucky!
23:44Hmm.
23:45La ra ra ra ra ra ra Nao Mu.
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