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مسلسل Six Feet Under مترجم - Episode 1
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00:00Oh
02:30Yes.
02:31Don't lie to me.
02:32I took it.
02:32What do you want me to do?
02:33OD on it?
02:35Oh.
02:35And I just realized we don't have any of that soy stuff Nate drinks.
02:39You know, since he gave up milk.
02:41I don't know what it's called.
02:42Why not just cut some milk with tap water?
02:44You'll never know the difference.
02:45Oh, look.
02:46If you don't want to go, I'll go.
02:48It's not as if I don't have enough to do already.
02:50I'm kidding.
02:51I'll get some.
02:52But it has to be after I pick up Nate at the airport.
02:54I'm already running late.
02:58Nathaniel, are you smoking?
03:00Nope.
03:00Yes, you are.
03:01I heard you.
03:03I'm not.
03:04No, I'm not.
03:04Look, forget you'll give yourself cancer and die a slow and horrible death.
03:08You should not be sticking up that new hearse.
03:11I told you not to let him take it.
03:13Like I could have stopped him.
03:14He's every bit as proud of that thing as your fool brother was of that damn motorcycle he had in
03:18high school.
03:18And who still has a pin in his foot?
03:22Nathaniel, people want things to be nice when there's a funeral.
03:24They don't want their loved ones riding around in something that smells like an ashtray.
03:28All right, all right.
03:28Look, I'm quitting right now.
03:31I promise.
03:33Okay?
03:34I'll see you tonight.
03:37I'll see you tonight.
03:59Oh, that new hearse was a total waste of money.
04:05There was nothing wrong with the old one.
04:07I think your father is having some sort of midlife crisis.
04:12It would have made so much more sense to invest in repaneling for the chapel or adding coffee bars to
04:15the slumber rooms.
04:16Well, I'd much rather he buy himself a fancy new hearse than leave me for a younger woman.
04:22Or a woman my age, for that matter.
04:25Or, heaven forbid, a man like my cousin Hannah's husband did.
04:30God sure has dealt that woman some blows in this life.
04:38Mom.
04:40Can I do anything to help?
04:43No, no, honey, I'm fine.
04:45Besides, don't you have a viewing tonight?
04:47We should probably be getting ready.
04:50Right.
05:02So, I enjoyed talking to you about that whole shiatsu thing.
05:05I really hope that pans out for you.
05:07You should let me work on you sometime.
05:09Well, here's my cell number.
05:11I'll be here until the 29th.
05:15There you go.
05:20Huh.
05:21My dad was supposed to meet me here.
05:23I could give you a ride.
05:25Oh, that's all right.
05:25I'm sure he'll be here soon enough.
05:27I wasn't talking about that kind of ride.
05:34You've done a nice job.
05:37She looks so peaceful.
05:39Well, she is at peace now.
05:41If there's any justice in the universe,
05:44she's shoveling shit in hell.
05:49Excuse me.
05:52David Fisher?
05:53David!
05:54Claire!
05:55Is Nate there yet?
05:56Uh, nope.
05:57I thought he was coming in tonight
05:58so we could do that whole
05:59forced Christmas Eve family thing.
06:01Well.
06:01Because there's some really excellent parties
06:03I could be going to.
06:04Claire.
06:06This is one of the few times a year
06:08we're all together.
06:09All right, all right.
06:09Don't get all Pat Robertson on me.
06:11I'll be there.
06:11I just, I have to drop some stuff off
06:13at a friend's house before I head over, okay?
06:15Bye.
06:16Fucking Boy Scout.
06:21Attention.
06:22Castor.
06:23Like that.
06:24This is kind of disgusting.
06:27Disgusting good.
06:28Disgusting bad.
06:29Disgusting very good.
06:30Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:32Oh, you're so fucking hot.
06:34Oh, you're so sweet.
06:36Oh, you're so sweet.
06:37Shut up and fuck me.
06:47Oh, you're so sweet.
06:49This is Ruth Fisher.
06:52Yes, I'm his wife.
06:54What is this about?
06:57What?
07:13Excuse me.
07:20Mom, what the hell are you...
07:23There's been an accident.
07:26The new hearse is totaled.
07:29Your father is dead.
07:33Your father is dead and my pot roast is ruined.
07:38Oh, my God.
07:40You carry a lot of tension around in your lower back.
07:44Not as much as 20 minutes ago.
07:51Just so you know, I never do this.
07:56Oh, yeah.
07:58Me neither.
08:06So, uh, are you ever going to tell me your name?
08:10Probably not.
08:14Well, why not?
08:16Because I'm a realist.
08:21Oh, that's that.
08:22That's my father looking for me.
08:31Hey, Dad.
08:33Oh, Dave.
08:34Hey, Merry Christmas.
08:37Of course I'm okay.
08:39No, I couldn't be better, in fact.
08:50I'm so sorry, Nate.
08:51I hate to have to be the one to tell you.
09:05This is just speed, right?
09:07Promise me this isn't crack.
09:09Because I've got to spend tonight having Christmas Eve dinner with my demented family.
09:12It's going to be weird enough without me being high on crack.
09:14No.
09:15It's just crystal meth.
09:16It just makes everything burn a little bit brighter.
09:20And it makes sex, like, totally primal.
09:25Yeah.
09:27Sorry.
09:36Sorry.
09:37Oh, well.
09:38It's too late now.
09:40It's mine.
09:43It's mine.
09:45David!
09:45Hi!
09:47Uh, hang on a second.
09:53So, is Nate there yet?
09:55No, he's still at the airport.
09:58Claire, I've got bad news.
10:00What?
10:11Um, yeah, sure.
10:15Okay, I'm on my way.
10:22I have to go.
10:27No fucking way.
10:28Excuse me.
10:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:31Hey.
10:32Going back, right?
10:34Uh, I don't think so.
10:35My dad just got hit by a bus, and it broke his neck, and he's dead.
10:42I've got to go pick up my mom and bring her to the morgue so she can identify his body.
10:50No, I'm not kidding.
10:52This is actually happening.
10:54And now I'm high on crack.
10:55Crystal.
10:56What up?
10:57So, I guess this whole hellish experience I'm about to go through is just going to burn a little brighter
11:02now, right?
11:03Great.
11:05Fuck.
11:06Fuck.
11:07Fuck.
11:08Fuck.
11:09Fuck.
11:10Fuck.
11:10Fuck.
11:10Fuck.
11:14You really didn't have to do this.
11:16I could have just rented a car.
11:17It's okay.
11:18You're in no shape to drive.
11:20And frankly, I'm in no hurry to get home to my family's annual Christmas Eve massacre.
11:26Parents who stay together for the children, but really because they got off on tormenting each other so much.
11:31Manic, depressive brother, who always chooses the holidays to go off his medication.
11:37Oh, and an ancient Springer Spaniel, who's completely blind, deaf, and in contact.
11:44What about you?
11:47Actually, we're pretty normal.
11:49My mom's a control freak.
11:52My brother, well, he's a control freak too.
11:57And my sister, well, I left home right before she was born, so I never really knew her that well.
12:03But she's kind of wild like I was.
12:06It was.
12:08What?
12:12My dad really rode my ass when I was a kid.
12:16Couldn't go rafting because he just buried this girl who drowned.
12:19Buried this dipshit loser who OD'd at a flock at Seagulls concert.
12:23Suddenly, I'm not allowed to go to concerts for a year.
12:25Your dad worked in a cemetery?
12:26How could a man who's so fucking scared of everything, who never had an accident for even a speeding ticket
12:31in his entire fucking life,
12:33how could he have a car wreck?
12:35Are you mad at him, or the fact that we're all gonna die?
12:40Are you a shrink?
12:42No, God, no, no.
12:46Both my parents are.
12:51So what else do you want to talk about?
12:54The weather?
12:56Or the fact that we both just fucked a perfect stranger?
13:00And that we both lied when we said we never did that?
13:12Wonderful, sir.
13:14Yes, it was.
13:15Very good.
13:16Oh, so.
13:17Oh, so.
13:18Yes.
13:20Yes.
13:26She looks so peaceful.
13:27Thank you so much.
13:28You're welcome.
13:29Wonderful job.
13:36Did you know that before you were born, the funeral home was around the ambulance business?
13:40I don't know.
13:43Curses were the only vehicles that could transport people lying down.
13:47Wow.
13:49Your father used to joke about that.
13:53Just drive him around the block a few more times, because we won't need to stop at the hospital.
13:59You're kind of freaking me out right now.
14:02Claire?
14:05Are you having sex?
14:07What?
14:08You're doing drugs?
14:11Why are you asking me this right now?
14:14Your father is dead.
14:17I can't even remember the last time you met up talking about it in the important.
14:22I need to know you're okay.
14:26Oh, yeah.
14:29Believe me, I'm okay.
14:34You know, considering.
14:42Do you work here?
14:44Uh, yes.
14:45I wanted to compliment you on the music.
14:48I've been to three other funerals this year.
14:50Cancer, stroke, pediatric leukemia.
14:52Yeah, and the music is always that same sad organ music.
14:56It reminds me of those soap operas my mom used to watch before I started kindergarten.
14:59Oh, God.
15:00You're probably too young to remember that.
15:03Anyway, I so prefer this light classical, you know, chamber orchestra stuff.
15:08It's still spiritual, but doesn't seem so dated or depressing.
15:12I studied music appreciation.
15:13You think I'm really boring, don't you?
15:15Well, get used to it, because now that your father is dead, you can forget about ever going to law
15:19school.
15:20It's just you and dead people and freaks like me for the rest of your life.
15:23Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
15:41Who's she?
15:43Uh, this is, um...
15:45Brenda Chenoweth.
15:47Brenda Chenoweth.
15:49Um, Brenda, this is my mom, Ruth Fisher, and my sister Claire.
15:56Um, Nick, can I talk to you for a second?
15:58Yeah, yeah, just give me a minute.
16:01Mom, did you already do that?
16:02I can't.
16:04I've seen too many dead people in my life, their work.
16:07I won't see your father that way.
16:09I need you to do it.
16:12Oh.
16:13I need to talk to you now, please, it's urgent.
16:15Ah.
16:21So, how did you and my son meet?
16:23In cooking class.
16:27I have to tell somebody.
16:28I'm tweaking.
16:30Yeah, we're all upset.
16:31No, I'm high.
16:32I'm Crystal.
16:33I smoked some with some friends before David called me.
16:36You did what?
16:37Don't worry, it's the first time, but I think I'm having some kind of meltdown,
16:40and I can't tell if it's dad being dead or the Crystal, but I'm really scared.
16:46You cannot do this to me right now.
16:49Don't be such a narc.
16:50We smoke potted things, skimming...
16:51Look, I have to go identify our dead father's body.
16:55And I'm sorry you're having a bad drug experience, but deal with it.
17:19I'm sorry you're having a bad drug experience, but deal with it.
17:25Well?
17:29Well, well.
17:31The prodigal returns.
17:33This is what you've been running away from your whole life, buddy boy.
17:37Scared the crap out of you when you were growing up, didn't it?
17:41And you thought you'd escape.
17:42Well, guess what?
17:45Oh, nobody escapes.
17:52Well?
17:53Yeah, that's him.
18:00Okay, let's get out of here.
18:06How'd he look?
18:08Dead.
18:10Well, there need to be a lot of reconstruction.
18:14David's not that skilled at the really hard stuff.
18:16Federico usually does that.
18:18He's quite gifted.
18:21You don't think we'll have to have a closed casket, do you?
18:24I would hate to send that message.
18:27What message?
18:27That we're not equipped to handle a major restoration.
18:30Or that we're not proud of our work.
18:31Mom, can we talk about this later?
18:33We should really get Nate home.
18:34He's probably exhausted.
18:35Let's go.
18:46Um, thanks for driving me here.
18:51Please, just avoiding my own hell.
18:54I'm a big coward.
18:56Yeah.
18:58Me too.
19:02I don't know if I can handle this.
19:04Well, you're about to find out.
19:09I wish you the best, Nate.
19:12Goodbye.
19:31Claire.
19:34You're driving too fast.
19:35This isn't fast.
19:36You want to see fast?
19:42Paul!
19:54Listen, do you do a lot of drugs?
19:56What?
19:56No.
19:57It's none of your business.
19:59Yes, it is my business.
20:00Look, you were driving like a maniac back there.
20:02You could have gotten this all killed.
20:03What the hell is this?
20:04You're not my father.
20:06Look, you split as soon as you could.
20:07You don't even know me.
20:08So don't start thinking you could tell me what to do.
20:10Okay?
20:28So, where's dad?
20:30Um, he's still in the morgue.
20:34You didn't bring him to the morgue.
20:35You didn't bring him back with you?
20:36Oh, dear.
20:38That didn't even cross my mind.
20:41We should have taken the van so we could bring him home.
20:45I'm sorry.
20:47That was very stupid of me.
20:55Nice going, Dave.
20:57Make sure he doesn't have enough to feel bad about right now?
20:59Things have to be done.
21:01Federico's downstairs ready to start.
21:03Every second we wait will only make dad's restoration more difficult.
21:06But you wouldn't know about that, would you?
21:08Bag boy.
21:11Bag boy?
21:14I am assistant manager of organic produce at the highest volume food co-op in Seattle.
21:18Jesus!
21:19Pull your dicks out and measure them.
21:20Let's get this over with.
21:23What were we supposed to do?
21:24Just throw dad in the back of Claire's car?
21:26It is a hearse.
21:28Yeah, hi.
21:29It's David Fisher.
21:31Yeah, so I need to come pick up the body.
21:34These people mean nothing to me.
21:36Know you not the family of the man who has slaves for you from dawn to dark these many years?
21:42But they appear to be so happy.
21:44I made you some dinner.
21:46I'm so not hungry.
21:48We have to eat, Claire.
21:49We didn't die.
21:52And what is that?
21:54No.
21:55It wasn't keeping your father.
21:57It was your other tiny Tim.
22:09One, two, three.
22:26I'm very sorry, man.
22:30Thanks.
22:32Thanks.
22:35Thanks.
22:42For a body that's firm, yet flexible.
22:46For skin that begs to be touched.
22:49For the velvety appearance of actual living tissue.
22:53Top morticians rely on living splendor embalming fluid.
22:58Living splendor.
23:00Only real life is better.
23:02Living splendor.
23:08Okay.
23:31Time's a day for me.
23:51Hey, buddy boy.
23:54Come on in.
23:55It's okay.
23:59Say hello to Mr. Bloomberg.
24:02If there's nothing to be afraid of, Nate, Mr. Bloomberg is dead.
24:07And I'm getting him ready so his family can see him for the last time and say goodbye to him.
24:12It'll make them feel better.
24:13That's what Daddy does.
24:17What do you got?
24:21You got me.
24:25You can touch him if you wear one of these.
24:29Believe me, he won't mind.
24:30He won't care.
24:31He won't care.
24:42Nate!
24:44What's up?
24:50Hey, here we go.
24:51It's good to see you.
24:52Oh, uh, really sorry about your dad, man.
24:56But, um, you know, time is up, is up, right?
25:00How's he doing?
25:02Uh, so far so good.
25:04I really appreciate you coming in on Christmas Eve, Federico.
25:07Shh, it's the least I can do for Mr. Ruff.
25:09Everything he did for me, I'm gonna be up all night anyway.
25:13Putting together all this useless shit Santa Claus is bringing my kid, you know?
25:17We don't use that kind of language in here.
25:19Show some respect.
25:26You need something?
25:28Uh, no.
25:30I just, um...
25:33David Fisher?
25:35Hey, listen, I just want to remind you.
25:37Don't eat too much with your family tonight, all right?
25:39Because I am making you something totally decadent and fatty for dessert.
25:44Uh, hold just a second, please.
25:54Hi.
25:55Keith, I'm sorry, I can't make it.
26:00Why not?
26:02Because my father was just killed in a car accident.
26:04Oh, shit, David, I'm so sorry.
26:07What can I do?
26:09Uh, nothing, thanks.
26:10I have to stay here.
26:11Listen, if you need anything, don't hesitate to call me.
26:16Sure.
26:18I mean it, David.
26:20You don't have to go through this alone.
26:24I gotta go.
26:29Okay, here it goes.
26:31This is the one I'm most proud of.
26:34The husband, okay, got fired, flipped out,
26:39shot his wife point blank in the head, right?
26:41Then turned it around and shot himself in the mouth.
26:42Some seriously closed casket shit, right?
26:45Now, look at this.
26:46Huh?
26:47Ha-ha.
26:48Like the bride and groom on top of a cake.
26:51Hmm.
26:53Yeah, and then we cremated him.
26:55What a fucking waste.
26:58Oh.
27:00Actually, uh,
27:03this right here is my best work.
27:07Wait a minute.
27:08This kid was born just like last month.
27:10I'm four fucking years old in April.
27:12Can you believe it?
27:13Oh, shit.
27:14Oh.
27:15Uh,
27:16Vanessa's pregnant again.
27:19Hey!
27:20He's done, huh?
27:21Hey, it wasn't planned.
27:23You know what?
27:24Neither was this one.
27:26And he's the best thing that ever happened to me.
27:29Keep an eye on those chemicals, Federico.
27:31We don't want him to burn.
27:33I don't want him to burn.
27:47Hey.
27:51Where's Mom?
27:52She went to bed.
27:56Was she feeling any better?
27:58Yeah, Nate.
27:59She was on top of the goddamn world.
28:04Hey.
28:07Where's David?
28:08He's downstairs, working.
28:12A dad.
28:15Yeah, well, him and Rico.
28:20He said not to wait out for him.
28:21We should try and get some sleep.
28:23Yeah, as if that were a viable option.
28:47You want to go to the grocery store?
28:48Yes.
28:49Anything to get out of here.
28:51Okay.
29:13You are always blue.
29:15You are always blue.
29:15Well, it's about to start raining frogs here.
29:17How are things on your end?
29:19God, I'm glad you called.
29:21Really?
29:21Why?
29:22I don't know.
29:23Because you, uh...
29:25You have a calming effect on me?
29:27Uh-huh.
29:29Are you familiar with the psychological term rejection?
29:32Oh, are you familiar with the psychological term below me?
29:35Come on.
29:37You were up with all that psychobabble.
29:39Belled against that every chance you got still do.
29:41And that includes having sex with strangers in closets at airports.
29:46And you think you're not easy to read?
29:48Coasting by on your looks and charm isn't working like it used to.
29:52But you have no idea what else to do because you've never had to learn.
29:55Any woman with half a brain looks at a guy like you and thinks,
29:58good for a hot fuck.
30:00But believe me, that's it.
30:10Nate, can we go home?
30:11I really got to take a shower.
30:13Oh, God, Jesus Christ.
30:14Am I not allowed to have even a single moment to myself?
30:20Okay.
30:24It's okay.
30:27What can I do?
30:29Nothing.
30:30No one can do anything.
30:38You have to pay for that cantaloupe.
30:40You fuck off!
30:50She looks her best every day of her life.
30:53Don't let one horribly disfiguring accident change that.
30:57Use new wound filler cosmetic molding putty.
31:00Now, faster setting and self-sealing to help make masking unsightly wounds a breeze.
31:07She said, what about somebody?
31:10She said, trust me, baby.
31:12It'll be all right.
31:22Mom, you remember that stuffed dog I used to have?
31:25I dragged it around until its ears fell off and then you made New Year's out of a dish towel.
31:28I hated that dog after that.
31:31And I threw it up on the roof.
31:33No.
31:35Then I wanted it back and I begged Dad to go get it, but he said no if I really
31:38wanted it and never thrown it up there in the first place.
31:41Your father did so many wonderful things for you and that's all you can think of right now?
31:46What, I just remembered it.
31:47He was a good man!
31:54I'm going running.
32:09Oh no, you're doing me.
32:11You're the worst one we've got.
32:13Thanks, Dad.
32:15Where's Federico?
32:16It's Christmas morning.
32:17He's with his wife and kid.
32:18He'll be in later.
32:19Oh, goodness, wait.
32:21I don't want you ruining my face.
32:22It's a little late for that.
32:23Not funny.
32:25I need to stay busy right now.
32:27So, go reorganize some files or develop a new bookkeeping system.
32:30That's what you're good at.
32:32You never really had any aptitude for this stuff.
32:36I know.
32:38What did I do with my life?
32:39I went to school to learn exactly how to do this stuff.
32:43Other kids my age were going to frat parties.
32:45I was draining corpses and refashioning severed ears out of wax.
32:50Thank God I didn't lose an ear.
32:51I can only imagine what you do with that.
32:53And I did it all for you.
32:57I did it to make you happy, you ungrateful son of a bitch.
33:01Um, Dave?
33:05Yeah, I just wanted to let you know I was here.
33:37I just wanted to say, I don't know if I was here.
33:58I don't know.
34:27We'll deal you in next hand.
34:58Well, I'm about to jump out of my skin.
35:00Don't.
35:00I'm just barely holding it together.
35:02Are you still high?
35:04I don't know.
35:05Am I sweating?
35:06I don't know.
35:07I am.
35:11It's too fucking weird.
35:13It's been like three days.
35:14I'm still trapped in zombie world.
35:15This is all happening to you.
35:18Fuck off.
35:19Right.
35:21Sorry, but you're not the only one who wasn't prepared for this.
35:24I came home expecting to sleep late and chat on the mom's cooking for six days, and now
35:28I find myself feeling like I'm not even a part of this family.
35:31I'm going to treat places with you in a heartbeat.
35:35What?
35:36At least you got out of here.
35:37I live in a shitty apartment, which was supposed to be temporary.
35:40I work at a job, which was also supposed to be temporary, until I figured out what I really
35:44wanted to do with my life, which apparently is nothing.
35:46I have lots of sex, but I haven't had a relationship last more than a couple of months.
35:50I don't even have the self-discipline to floss daily.
35:52I've had four root canals.
35:54Four.
35:54I'm 35.
35:55I've had four root canals.
36:01I'm going to be one of those losers who ends up in his deathbed saying, where'd my life
36:04go?
36:05No, you won't.
36:07You'll be saying, where the hell's the morphine?
36:11I'm just trying to cheer you up.
36:12I spent my whole fucking life being cheerful.
36:16I'm sorry about your father, but he's in a much better place now.
36:20You were so right about that.
36:27Who the hell is that?
36:47I know Ruth.
36:50I know everything.
36:55I've known the Fishers for years from church.
36:58You know them, too?
37:00Yes, yes, I work here.
37:02Oh, you work here?
37:03Mm-hmm.
37:04So, so, I know we do the Fishers.
37:06Okay, we'll get a flight.
37:14What are you doing here?
37:15Just got off duty.
37:16I can't even pay my respects to your father.
37:18You never even met my father.
37:21Exactly.
37:21And you've met my parents how many times now?
37:23Christ, we just spent the weekend at their house.
37:25Don't do this to me, Keith.
37:26This is not your high school reunion.
37:28I'm sorry.
37:29This is not the time for you to be political.
37:30You think that's why I'm here?
37:31To be political?
37:32To keep your voice down.
37:33What is this?
37:34We can fuck each other, but I can't be a shoulder for you to cry on?
37:37No, I'm not crying.
37:38So what am I?
37:39I'll just sext you?
37:40Jesus!
37:41Do we really have to have this conversation now?
37:44Oh, shit.
37:45Here comes my mother.
37:49I'm so tired.
37:50I know, Mom.
37:51It's exhausting.
37:53Is something wrong?
37:55No, nothing's wrong.
37:56This is Keith Charles.
37:57He's a friend of mine.
37:58He came to pay his respects to Dad.
37:59It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Fisher.
38:01I'm really sorry about your husband.
38:06You're friends with a cop?
38:08We play racquetball together.
38:10Oh.
38:12Nice to meet you.
38:14I'd like to see your father now.
38:24Where's that cop?
38:27My Aunt Shirley was laid out here.
38:30Aunt Shirley, huh?
38:31Mm-hmm.
38:32Shirley Hamilton.
38:33Terrible accident.
38:34Lost her ear.
38:35Oh, yeah.
38:37Yeah, I know Shirley.
38:38I remember Shirley.
38:39Yes, yes.
38:40I was the person who, uh,
38:41swore her ear back on.
38:43That was me.
38:44Really?
38:44It's my work.
38:57What?
38:58She's sad,
38:59so he has to get her out of sight?
39:00They always do that.
39:01The second someone starts to lose it,
39:03they take them off into that room.
39:05Makes all the other people uncomfortable, I guess.
39:07This is not about the other people.
39:10Volume.
39:18When I went backpacking through Europe after I quit school,
39:22I went to this island off the coast of Sicily.
39:25It was this volcanic island.
39:28And on the boat over, there was this pine box.
39:31Somebody from the island who was being returned to be buried there.
39:34And there were all these old Sicilians dressed up all in black,
39:38waiting, just lined up on the beach.
39:39And when they got that coffin to the beach,
39:42those old Sicilian women just went apeshit,
39:44screaming, throwing themselves on it,
39:46beating their chest, tearing at their hair,
39:48making animal noises.
39:49It was just so,
39:51so real.
39:53I mean,
39:54I'd been around funerals my entire life,
39:56but I had never seen such grief.
39:59And at the time,
40:00it gave me the creeps,
40:01but, uh,
40:03now I think it's probably so much more healthy than
40:09this.
40:14The cup is hot.
40:17Oh, David,
40:18David.
40:19I know, Mom.
40:20It's going to be okay.
40:22It just takes time.
40:23I've done a terrible,
40:24terrible thing.
40:26What?
40:27I've done a terrible thing.
40:29How's she doing?
40:30She's fine.
40:31I'm not fine.
40:32I'm a whore.
40:33I was unfaithful to your father
40:35for years.
40:36And now he knows.
40:37He knows.
40:42I met a man at church once
40:44when your father didn't come with me.
40:47Mom.
40:47And he invited me for coffee.
40:50He said he liked my hair.
40:52He's a hairdresser.
40:54A widower.
40:55Well,
40:57they divorced before she died,
40:58so technically,
40:59I guess he's divorced.
41:01He invited me to accompany him on a hike.
41:03This is really not the time.
41:04I didn't even have the right shoes.
41:05I want to say it.
41:06Well, I don't want to hear it.
41:07I used to love hiking
41:08when I was younger
41:09and being outdoors.
41:11I always wanted to take you kids camping,
41:13but your father would never leave the business.
41:18Well, I can tell you,
41:19I went camping with this man from church
41:22several times.
41:24Told your father I was visiting my sister,
41:27which if he'd ever thought to call.
41:28Can you even begin to fathom
41:29the impropriety of this?
41:31Your husband is lying in a casket out there.
41:33David,
41:33she's grief-stricken,
41:34okay?
41:34Fuck propriety.
41:35We don't say that word!
41:47Did you know him?
41:50No.
41:51Did you?
41:53He was my father.
41:56You're Claire?
41:59Yeah.
42:00Keith Charles.
42:01I'm a friend of your brother's.
42:03Of Nate's?
42:04No, David's.
42:05David's friends with a cop?
42:07We play racquetball together.
42:09David plays racquetball?
42:11Excuse us.
42:16You want me to cry on your shoulder?
42:17Fine.
42:18My mother just confessed
42:19she was having an affair.
42:21Oh.
42:21Yeah, with some hairdresser
42:23who likes to hike.
42:24Now fucking Nate is in there
42:25playing Mr. Sensitive with her
42:27while her dead husband
42:27lies in the next room.
42:28It's disgusting.
42:29Hey, breathe, all right?
42:31You're gonna get through this.
42:32Oh, I know.
42:33I'll be the strong one,
42:34the stable one,
42:35the dependable one,
42:36because that's what I do.
42:37Everyone around me will fall apart
42:39because that's what they do.
42:40Hey, don't you get exhausted
42:42being so hard on everyone
42:43and yourself.
42:45Shut up.
42:48She met him at church.
42:50You met me at church.
43:07I didn't even realize
43:09how lonely I was.
43:11Or how long it had been
43:13since a man touched me like that.
43:18Well, loneliness is a
43:20terrible thing.
43:23I'm still a woman, you know.
43:26Yes, I know.
43:28And now your father sees me.
43:31My God sees me.
43:35He knows everything.
43:37I'm so ashamed.
43:42You didn't do it to hurt anybody.
43:45You were lonely.
43:47I'm sure Dad forgives you.
43:51And God doesn't.
43:53Oh, yeah, yeah.
43:55I'm sure he does, too.
43:59Oh.
44:02Look, it's okay.
44:05Everybody forgives everybody.
44:07For everything.
44:08And now...
44:10I'm sorry.
44:20I'm sorry.
44:26I'm sorry.
44:34I'm sorry.
44:48Are you looking for the olives, honey?
44:50They're right here.
44:57Oh, shake, shake, shake.
45:03Ashes to ashes and dust to dust is easy as pie with Franklin's new lick-proof earth dispenser.
45:10Say goodbye to soiled fingers forever.
45:12Only from Franklin Funeral Supplies.
45:15We put the fun back in funeral.
45:22In the midst of life, we are in death.
45:25Of whom may we seek for succor?
45:27But of thee, O Lord, who for our sins are justly displeased,
45:32Thou knowest, Lord, the secrets of our hearts.
45:35Shut not thy merciful ears to our prayer, but spare us.
45:39Lord most holy, O God most mighty, O holy and merciful Savior,
45:46Thou most worthy judge eternal.
45:49Suffer us not at our last hour through any pains of death to fall from thee.
45:59In the sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life,
46:04through almighty God we commend our brother, Nathaniel Samuel Fisher,
46:09and we commit his body to the ground.
46:13Looks like you're salt and popcorn.
46:16Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
46:21The Lord bless him and keep him.
46:24The Lord make his face to shine upon him and be gracious unto him.
46:28The Lord lift up his countenance upon him and give him peace.
46:33The Lord bless him and keep him.
47:01No!
47:02No. I refuse to sanitize this anymore.
47:07This is how it's done.
47:08Yeah? Well, it's whacked.
47:10What is this stupid salt shaker?
47:13Huh? What is this hermetically sealed box, this phony astroturf around the grave?
47:17Jesus, David, it's like surgery. Clean. Antiseptic. Business.
47:23He was our father.
47:25Please don't do this.
47:26You can pump him full of chemicals, you can put makeup on him,
47:29and you can prop him up for a nap in the slumber room,
47:32but the fact remains, David, that the only father we're ever going to have is gone.
47:38Forever.
47:39And that sucks.
47:40But it's a goddamn part of life, and you can't really accept it without getting your hands dirty.
47:46Well, I do accept it, and I intend to honor the old bastard
47:48by letting the whole world see just how fucked up and shitty I feel that he's dead.
47:54God damn it!
47:58Uh, I'm in.
48:00Wait.
48:07Wait.
48:18Wait.
48:20Wait.
48:30I'm in.
48:32Wait.
48:33I'm in.
48:35I'm in.
48:36Let her.
48:40Let her.
49:08Let us pray.
49:10Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as
49:19it is. Give us this day our daily bread, forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who have trespassed
49:28against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom and the power
49:35and the glory forever and ever. Amen.
49:38Amen. Amen. The Lord be with you.
49:43Amen.
49:44Amen.
49:44Amen.
49:44Amen.
49:45Amen.
49:57Amen.
50:01Amen.
50:11Amen.
50:23Amen.
50:34Amen.
50:44Amen.
50:57Amen.
50:59Amen.
50:59Amen.
51:10Amen.
51:12Amen.
51:15Amen.
51:15Amen.
51:15Amen.
51:19Amen.
51:20Amen.
51:20Amen.
51:20Amen.
51:20Amen.
51:20Amen.
51:21Amen.
51:21Amen.
51:21Amen.
51:21Amen.
51:22Amen.
51:22Amen.
51:23Amen.
51:24Amen.
51:24Amen.
51:29Amen.
51:40Amen.
51:46out excuse me mr fisher sir if i could just get a moment of your time what i'm from cronus
51:51service
51:52international to talk to you about the advantages of joining our family in death care i cannot
51:56believe this sir if you just hear me out we're not selling but get the fuck out of here we
52:01wouldn't change the name of the business and of course we would retain you as a salaried manager
52:04look i really want to hit somebody right now and it might as well be you
52:14i'll call you when you've had some time to recover from your loss
52:22you're really lucky you know that you're kidding it was over in a second
52:27i didn't have to be afraid of it i didn't even have to think about it no more bullshit no
52:31more
52:32responsibility no more having to care no more boredom we're waiting to die
53:04hi
53:09well after four days with my family i'm ready for shock therapy just waiting to see if my hmo covers
53:15it
53:19how's it going with you oh it's great great you know my father's dead my mom's a whore my brother
53:27wants to kill me and my sister's smoking crack i think i win four days ago i was a relatively
53:33happy
53:34guy now it's like i don't even know who that guy was
53:43i'm a fucking mess if you want to know the truth
53:48i think you're already aware of that
53:55well he's my number if you have a one too i don't know go out on a real date
54:02you know where you buy me dinner before i put out
54:10maybe i'm one of those women that meets a man who seems emotionally conflicted no relationship
54:14skills and i figure hey
54:15it's for me
54:17you know i don't even live here right i live in seattle see that just makes you more attractive
54:20really oh yeah huh well i also happen to be a serial rapist
54:26i've got ten nurses buried under my house
54:30now you're making me laugh
54:55it's okay it's okay
54:57you're making me laugh
55:00okay
55:01you're making me laugh
55:02uh
55:19lived
55:20uh
55:49Good morning.
55:57Thank God you're here.
56:00Yeah, well, of course I'm here.
56:10What do you want for breakfast?
56:12I'm going to go for a run late when I get back.
56:15Nate?
56:16Yeah.
56:18You don't have to go back to Seattle right away, do you?
56:22Uh, I guess not.
56:27I can make a few calls.
56:32Yeah, sure.
56:34Just a few days.
56:40Okay.
56:46Okay.
57:01Bye.
57:04Bye.
57:04Bye.
57:07Bye.
57:21Waiting at the station
57:27Waiting for the right moves
57:34Waiting
57:37And if you ever change your mind
57:43You know I'm not hard to find
57:48And if you ever need someone
57:52I'll still be waiting
57:58Waiting with the orphans
58:01Waiting for the bee sting
58:10They tell me that success brings
58:16Waiting in the half light
58:22Waiting through your whole life
58:35Just make me
58:47booming
58:47But I'm just saying
59:06Finally the fear will not have
59:06Fight for the protesters
59:06Oh, my God.
59:36Oh, my God.
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