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مسلسل Shameless مترجم - Episode 6
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00:07Last week on Shameless, this is what we were doing.
00:10Your house is Frank's what dream.
00:12Never gonna get him out.
00:13Turns out I can't afford to live somewhere else and support you.
00:16Why can't you stay with Uncle Ray?
00:17When I get back, I want the new stock shelfed with all the labels facing the same direction.
00:21We're gonna have a whole night together to celebrate.
00:23This is your house.
00:23Where you live with Linda.
00:24Kids.
00:25I'm gay, dude.
00:26Not queer.
00:28$587.
00:28I'm taking the PSATs for some Polish kid over in Ridgetown.
00:31So I told Richie that your rates went up, so he's giving you $150.
00:34See you in three hours.
00:35Be out in two.
00:39I am going to a wedding today.
00:41I am really gonna do it this time.
00:43You're coming, Mom.
00:45I'll just get you a piece of cake, Mom.
00:47How would you speak?
00:57This love luck you got
00:59You know that it's not for nine
01:03You were baby once before
01:06But it's not like that anymore
01:09What is this downside that you speak of?
01:17What is this feeling you're so sure of?
01:29It's not for nine
01:30Round up the friends you got
01:32You know that it's not for nine
01:36You were baby once before
01:39But it's not like that anymore
01:42What is this downside that gives me love?
01:50What is this feeling you've done?
01:55Let's go.
02:28Brush teeth.
02:29I want to play.
02:41Smoothie.
02:44You want me to stop electrocuting dolls?
02:51They have to pay for their sins.
03:01You almost there?
03:02What?
03:03How did I make lunches?
03:04Oh, tell me more.
03:05Well, first I cut off the crust.
03:09And then I put the apple slices in the bag.
03:11Don't stop.
03:14You look amazing.
03:16Hurry up.
03:17I don't want to go with you.
03:18I already had a cup.
03:22How did it make a snap?
03:23Big family.
03:24Big walls.
03:26And when you consider how humans evolved, we're all used to making it public.
03:31One day at Pioneer, like, really wanted to get freaky.
03:33Steve, I'm late.
03:34Focus.
03:40Damn it.
03:41Carl!
03:42Stop it.
03:43Hector's at the pool again.
03:45Hector!
03:49Hey, Hector.
03:51Is there any way that you could...
03:52Can't this time, Fiona?
03:53It's the third red notice this year.
03:54I'm sorry.
03:55Not the first time we got shut off.
03:56Won't be the last.
03:57Is there any way that you can scrape the money together today?
03:59We haven't.
04:00She just forgot to pay it.
04:02I took out an extra shift yesterday, and I just spaced it.
04:05Call my cell phone when you pay it.
04:06I'll swing back at the end of the day.
04:08Thanks, Hector.
04:15Arts and leisure?
04:17So I can read about pagan-worshipping actors complaining about how America sucks?
04:21I'll stick to my steroid-riddled athletes, thank you.
04:23So, what's the verdict?
04:26The banana and blueberry are spectacular.
04:29Oh, so good, Mom.
04:30Really?
04:36So, tonight, we are going to go off the beaten path.
04:39We are going to have Hungarian night, all right?
04:44We're going to have herka and tol-tot-toyosh and kropot-kromplek.
04:47Guaranteed to exit your colon at the speed of sound.
04:53Mom, it's parents' night at school tonight.
04:58Right, right.
04:59I will be there, sweetie.
05:01I've been working towards that.
05:03That's right.
05:04I have it right on my calendar.
05:06I circled it.
05:07I've just been busy, busy, but I will be there.
05:11Dad, will you join us at Parents' Night Tonight?
05:13Me?
05:15Not you, fuckface.
05:16I was talking to Daddy Frank.
05:18Daddy Frank, will you come?
05:20Oh, no, no, ladies.
05:22I don't do school.
05:23We all have our phobias, and school is mime.
05:26All of it.
05:27Textbooks full of falsehoods, teachers' unions,
05:29full of thugs, and tenured imbeciles who still use words like irregardless.
05:35Not for me.
05:36However, the crepes?
05:38Merci.
05:39Uh, regarding dinner, why not just move it up?
05:42We'll do the Hungarian thing at five.
05:45What do you say?
05:46Well, think it over.
05:47Whatever.
05:47I'll be back before five.
05:48I got a meeting.
05:51Karen, sweetie, I'm gonna be there.
05:54Okay?
05:55I have a session today.
05:56I'm gonna have a breakthrough.
05:57I can see it.
05:59Yeah, come on.
06:01Keep laughing, and I will slit your throat while you sleep.
06:07I'm coming.
06:12Warren.
06:12Debbie?
06:13Lip upstairs?
06:14Yeah.
06:19Carl, eat.
06:19Don't organize, okay?
06:20After you eat them, they all end up in the same place.
06:22Who is at the door?
06:23Warren for Lip.
06:25Don't worry about the ketchup and stuff.
06:26Just the milk and the meat so it won't spoil.
06:28All right, enough hot water for at least one more shower.
06:31Did Carl blow up the neighborhood again?
06:32No, I forgot to pay the bill.
06:35Hey, happens to the best of us.
06:36Not to me, okay?
06:38I'm not like this.
06:39Like what?
06:40Distracted.
06:40Yeah, but what?
06:41Well, you're the only new thing in the mix.
06:44Wait, am I actually distracting Fiona Gallagher?
06:48Really?
06:51I will make a coffee run after I finish.
06:55Fine.
06:55Okay?
06:56Time for school, okay?
06:57Lip, feet on the floor!
06:59Lip?
07:03Warren.
07:04Where's my paper?
07:05Where's my money?
07:06I got it.
07:08Okay.
07:11I want to see it.
07:1335, right?
07:14No, 50.
07:18Stop speaking fake Korean, Warren.
07:20I never said 35.
07:22Not for the paper I wrote you last month.
07:24Not for the paper I wrote you last semester.
07:26Not for this one.
07:27All right?
07:28It's 50.
07:29Can you do 36?
07:32No.
07:3338?
07:34Oh, Warren.
07:37Once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.
07:40That's racist.
07:41No, facts cannot be racist.
07:44Many Irish are drunks.
07:46Many French smell.
07:48Most Chinese hate children.
07:49That's why they sell them to Americans.
07:52Now, the fact here is that you, the one Korean I know, made a deal of 50 bucks for an
07:58original
07:58essay about the great goddamn Gatsby.
08:01Yet, once again, you're trying to get me to lower my agreed upon price.
08:05Okay, so, I want you to give me 50, or GFY.
08:11GFY?
08:12Go fuck yourself.
08:21You're short again.
08:23What?
08:24Inventory.
08:25Gone out the door without being paid for.
08:28Soup, beer, chips, cigarettes, lollipops, salt.
08:31People are stealing salt cash.
08:32What the hell?
08:34Kids, why don't you go in the back and get yourself some juice?
08:35Boys, stay right where you are.
08:37You need to hear this.
08:38Other than genetic markers for heart disease and bad teeth, this dump is the sum total of
08:42what we're leaving you.
08:45The shoplifting is out of hand.
08:47$320 in one week.
08:49This is not a food bank.
08:51What are you doing when all this thievery is taking place?
08:54You playing brick breaker on your phone?
08:56Do I need to get the security cameras fixed?
08:58Because that's a $2,500 bill we cannot afford.
09:04Do me a favor while I take the kids to school.
09:06Grow a pair.
09:09Come on, boys.
09:10You guys have your lunches?
09:32Are you sure this is it?
09:34Yeah.
09:35Can I please go now?
09:36When the kids leave.
09:38Oh, Liam, we gotta get you onto this potty.
09:41We can take some of the money that we spend on diapers and we can buy you candy and cars.
09:45Don't you like candy in cars?
09:47Ah, rewards for shitting the good old days.
09:49Hey, let me help.
09:50Okay, cool.
09:51When Liam starts holding his breath and squinting, put him on this.
09:55Power bill?
09:56Come on, I'm almost living here.
09:58No, you're not.
09:59Liv gave me enough to pay for it yesterday.
10:01I picked up a last-minute shift at the motel and forgot to walk her to the payment center.
10:04$4.30.
10:05Liv's a bit flush this month.
10:07It's SAT season.
10:08He's always flush during SAT season.
10:10SAT?
10:10College tests.
10:12He tutors.
10:13Uh, no.
10:14He takes.
10:14Oh, wow.
10:16Okay.
10:17Go play with your cars.
10:18Oh, hey.
10:18I got another lead for you.
10:19Oh, set it up, douche.
10:20I'm taking it for someone else after school today, but, uh, there's another session in two weeks.
10:25All right.
10:25Don't take the phone today, okay?
10:26I need it.
10:27I need it.
10:28For what?
10:29Cold calling for babysitting gigs.
10:31I sound more mature on the phone.
10:32I'm using the phone today, okay?
10:33Everybody go.
10:34You're gonna be late.
10:35I'll give you guys a ride.
10:39Teacher told me to give this to you.
10:40Wait.
10:41What did you do?
10:42Nothing.
10:43Nothing.
10:44This is from last Friday.
10:45It's Wednesday.
10:45Carl!
10:46Wait, wait, wait.
10:47What do you do?
10:47Nothing.
10:48Hey, Bat stays here.
10:52Why do we keep having this conversation?
10:54Because you never take the money.
10:55Because I don't need it.
10:58Don't you have someplace to be?
11:09Catholics, look at them all.
11:11They replicate like rabbits.
11:13But, you know, if the Pope ever approves of condoms, I get baptized.
11:18A lot I like about the Catholic Mass.
11:23Good to know.
11:26Let's get this over.
11:38Who forgot what?
11:40Frank forgot to pay.
11:42Get the fuck out of my house.
11:44You should deadbolt your door.
11:45This is a dangerous neighborhood.
11:47Frank doesn't live here anymore.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Well, just because he don't live here anymore doesn't mean you don't know where he lives now.
11:52Put the bat down, pick up the phone, and tell him to get us the six grand deals.
11:57What?
11:58Or bring back the car.
11:59Or we'll come back and use the bat on you.
12:09It's $1.50 up front.
12:10When you get your SAT results back and see how great it lifted, it's another $1.50.
12:15And we do this today?
12:16No.
12:18Today's session is booked.
12:19Three weeks.
12:21So I sit next to you while you take the test?
12:23No.
12:24He's pretending to be you.
12:26You can't be there.
12:29Why would they think you're me?
12:31Well, I'll have an ID that says that I am you.
12:35But what if they ask me for my ID?
12:38I'm going to make a fake ID.
12:42But I'm tall.
12:48Yeah, that's the chance we're just going to have to take.
12:54Saturday night.
12:55What time can I pick you up?
12:57Seven.
12:59Done.
13:05Dating Oompa now?
13:06It doesn't talk.
13:07It's fun.
13:11Coffee.
13:15I need a breakthrough, Malaya.
13:17Parents' night.
13:18Oh, very important.
13:19My daughter, Karen.
13:20We've met.
13:21I'm a little geared up.
13:23I understand.
13:24It's good.
13:25Children need to know their parents care about their education.
13:28I tell my son, finish eighth grade,
13:30and then we'll talk about you working in construction.
13:33Not that I couldn't use the extra paycheck now.
13:35Oh, right.
13:38Okay.
13:40Okay.
13:43Okay.
13:53I'm ready.
14:17I'm ready.
14:20Frank.
14:20You knew about this and you didn't tell me?
14:22See, I don't have time to call you every time Frank has a bad idea.
14:25I'll talk to them.
14:26Oh, yeah.
14:26And say what?
14:26Hey, guys, sorry.
14:27I forgot to light the car on fire.
14:28I was not doing the igniting.
14:31I was just doing the park in a remote location.
14:33Unfortunately, I had to make a pit stop, and when I got back, the car was gone.
14:37You're going to take care of this now.
14:40I could go to Jersey for a while, stay with your great uncle.
14:42No.
14:43You're staying here, and you're going to take care of this car.
14:45Because you're also going to be here to take care of Carl.
14:47He needs you to show up for him at parents' night to discuss behavioral problems.
14:57Water in the butt.
15:01These sound like solutions, not problems.
15:03School disagrees.
15:05He's a boy.
15:06This is what boys do.
15:08When I was growing up, Joe Palazzo bit off a kid's finger.
15:12Oh, that's got to be bullshit.
15:13Sister Ermalita picked up the nub and wrapped it in Kleenex.
15:17She always kept her snot right, stuffed in her sleeve.
15:19They're threatening to expel him.
15:20Well, go talk him out of it.
15:22They want a parent, a real parent.
15:25Oh, I guess you're off the hook then, Frank.
15:28I have never been threatened by teachers, and I am not going to start now.
15:33I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct
15:41genders.
15:41It's like they've declared war on testicles.
15:44They want to remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt eaters.
15:50Well, do your research.
15:51We're all descendants of barbarians, and the sooner we face it, the sooner we'll have a civilization worth celebrating.
15:58So, hell no, I won't go, because no one scares Frank Gallagher.
16:16What the fuck?
16:47Can you pretend to be Frank tonight?
16:50Sorry, Fee, I'm working.
16:52Why can't you do it?
16:54Say you had Carl when you were like 14 or something.
16:56You could pass for 23.
16:58No?
17:01How about Kenny?
17:03I'm trying to keep Carl out of a foster home,
17:05not give him a reason to put him in one.
17:08Frank will show up for Carl.
17:09I know you think he won't,
17:11but deep down I think Frank is capable of doing the right thing.
17:16Hard!
17:17Hit!
17:18Get him!
17:19Give him the board!
17:20Give him the board!
17:21Get him!
17:22Hey, get him back!
17:24Right?
17:25Whoa!
17:27Out again!
17:28Yeah!
17:28Yeah, fuck!
17:29My damn it!
17:32We're losers!
17:36We're losers!
17:39I'm ready.
17:40You know what I'm thinking?
17:42Indian.
17:44So let's go get some curry.
17:47Excellent.
17:50And now, how about we go find some fresh chicken?
17:55Ooh, yes.
17:56A yummy tikka masala.
17:58You're doing great, Sheila.
18:02You know, I feel terrific.
18:04It's really, it's really kind of nice to be out and about.
18:09Do you see any fellow shoppers?
18:13Oh, yes.
18:16Hi.
18:18Good, Sheila, good.
18:20Oh, that wasn't so bad.
18:25Okay.
18:25All right.
18:25Okay, now this one's coming a little bit close.
18:28Well, sometimes when we're out and about, people shop for some of the same thing.
18:34Uh-huh.
18:34And they enter our space for a moment.
18:37Yes, that's happening.
18:38Say hello to her.
18:41Hello.
18:43Oh, that wasn't so bad.
18:45That wasn't so bad at all.
18:47She seemed really nice.
18:49Okay.
18:50Oh, God.
18:51Wait.
18:52Time to check out and head outside.
18:54No, no, no.
18:55We just started, and I still need vanilla and raisins and peaches.
19:00I need to get some peaches.
19:01No peaches, Indian food.
19:03No, there's peaches.
19:04Concentrate.
19:05Oh, God.
19:05Oh.
19:07No, no, no.
19:08I can't do it.
19:09I can't.
19:10Stop it.
19:10Make it stop.
19:12No.
19:15No.
19:25Sorry I threw you out this morning.
19:27I love a woman that knows what she wants.
19:30Yeah, I want to be someone else today.
19:33How's work?
19:35Backbreaking.
19:37Can I swing by and take you to lunch?
19:39I love that there's a world where people go out to lunch.
19:43Nah.
19:44Carl's in trouble at school.
19:46Parents' nights tonight, and they want Frank to show up, and he says he won't.
19:50So I gotta go fix it before nobody shows up, and he gets bounced.
19:53Sounds fun.
19:55I'll text you later.
19:56Make it dirty.
19:59Yeah.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Yeah.
20:01Yeah.
20:04So are you guys going to the parent-teacher conference tonight?
20:08You need a parent for that, don't you?
20:10Hey, Louise got an A on the paper.
20:12You were for her English class.
20:13How do you keep doing that?
20:14Well, to master the art of a book report, you just take any novel, no matter when it was
20:21written, and you argue that the main character is a latent homosexual.
20:25No, seriously, seriously.
20:27Now, most English teachers are either gay and agree, or they're straight, but too scared
20:33to disagree and get labeled as intolerant.
20:3718-70!
20:39All right!
20:40Thank you, man.
20:41Appreciate it.
20:41Perfect for the big Ted.
20:42Happy to help, man, right?
20:43Man, you more than help.
20:44Now, I'll definitely be a beer-swilling, goofy-slipping, fighting the lion eye next year, all right?
20:49All right!
20:52Nothing tired?
20:53Not satisfied with your results?
20:55Haven't come back yet.
20:56Any day now.
20:58I better not look stupid.
21:00Impossible.
21:00Hey, listen, there's one last test in session this year, so tell your friends.
21:06Don't tell me what to do.
21:12Why do we help people we hate?
21:15I believe we're just taking our cue for American foreign policy.
21:19Ha, ha, ha.
21:37Hello?
21:38It's Frank.
21:39Ring.
21:41Ring, ring.
21:43Yeah.
21:43Okay, go see.
21:45Shoes, shoes.
21:46Shoes?
21:46Yeah.
21:47The bags, the bags.
21:49Honey, you gotta lighten up about the shoes, okay?
21:51No, the shoes are bad.
21:53I appreciate you seeing me.
21:55You're Carl's mother?
21:57Uh, no, sister.
21:58Legal guardian?
22:00Formally, no.
22:02Mr. Monroe?
22:03Where's that papier-mâché?
22:04Right here.
22:06The kids have been making papier-mâché sculptures about what they love about themselves.
22:13This is Carl's.
22:16What is that?
22:17That is a papier-mâché pile of shit.
22:22Wait, he has a very developed sense of humor.
22:25We're not laughing.
22:27Carl's future is speaking to us through art.
22:30A dark future, filled with what even to the untrained eye is a budding psychosis.
22:35I...
22:36We need to speak to his father or his mother.
22:39Well, they're out of town.
22:43It's important...
22:44I need a parent.
22:44Not a sister.
22:46I've had what seems to be 15 of you goddamn Gallagher's here at this school,
22:49and I have never once met a parent.
22:51Not once.
22:51Who in the hell is raising this degenerate?
22:54Come back tonight with a parent,
22:56or a call will be placed to a place you don't want me to call.
23:04Please, I just want someone to be there for her.
23:08To bear witness to her achievement.
23:11If this was about Karen, I would do it.
23:13But these nights are not about the kids.
23:15They're about the teachers giving themselves a platform for you to worship them.
23:18Asking you to applaud with gratitude for all the worthless crap they've been teaching your kids.
23:23While in reality, they're asking you to validate them for the choice they made to waste their lives as educators.
23:58Who's that?
23:58We need money for paralyzed kids and, uh, we need Frank.
24:02We can't, uh, win and help the kids without our star player.
24:04Well, he's kind of in an uncooperative mood today, but I'll see if the paralyzed kids can get him out.
24:18Let's see.
24:23You, uh, you, uh, you play.
24:25We need women, too.
24:26No, I am not a darts person.
24:29Do you mind, um, taking your shoes off?
24:33My, uh, my mother, God bless you, would be upset if I didn't.
24:37Lovely house.
24:39Oh, thank you.
24:40So, uh, where's Frank?
24:42Frank?
24:44Um, Frank?
24:45Frank?
24:46Frank?
24:48Frank!
24:51T.
24:53Do you see it?
25:03Yeah.
25:04Do you see it?
25:05Do you see it?
25:31Oh, heads up, man.
25:33You're out of barbecue Pringles.
25:41Hey, did Mickey pay for that?
25:46You have to stand up to him, Cash.
25:48What the hell was I supposed to say?
25:49How about we cut out the shit or I'll call the cops?
25:52I tried that once with his father.
25:57What do I owe you now?
26:00Mickey's father's in prison now, all right?
26:03I don't need any new enemies.
26:04Wait, so you're just gonna let him keep coming in here and take what he wants?
26:08It's the cost of doing business.
26:20I forgot the debt.
26:26Jesus, Cash.
26:28Hey, Mickey.
26:30Why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in?
26:32Have some civic pride, huh?
26:35Hey.
26:36Hey.
26:37Jesus.
26:38Fuck.
26:39You know where I live if you have a problem.
26:44Here.
26:45Go to the store and replace the stuff you stole.
26:50Cowards are smart men in a stupid world.
26:53Hurry.
26:53Hurry.
26:54Before Linda gets back and sees what's missing.
26:55Come on.
27:03You're out.
27:04Come on.
27:18You must have a look at the door.
27:23They have a look at it.
27:29Thanks for turning us back on.
27:31Sure.
27:35How'd the meeting at school go?
27:37Badly.
27:38He's got sick social services on us if Frank doesn't show.
27:40Since he's never once in his life shown up at a school event for any one of us.
27:43I'm trying to figure something else out.
27:45Why don't I come tonight and pretend to be him?
27:46I'll say, you know, I'll say whatever people say.
27:49Like, you know, I'm traveling a lot and Carl's probably just acting out because he misses me.
27:55You're way too young.
27:56I thought you were going to say too handsome.
27:58These are the people I can try.
28:00Yeah? Who?
28:02People. Okay?
28:04I'll see you later. I can't keep running up the minutes on my phone.
28:10Hector, you busy tonight?
28:18Hey, Morgan. It's lit.
28:21Test went well. No problem with the ID.
28:23One of the benefits of your androgynous name.
28:27I'm thinking I scored you like a 2200.
28:30So, send me that postcard from Stanford, all right?
28:33Later.
28:35Morgan.
28:37Morgan.
28:38Or is it Greg Powers?
28:40Or Pete O'Brien?
28:42Or Jamal Jackson?
28:44Are you taking tests for girls now, Morgan?
28:47Yeah. Welcome to your shit show.
28:50I'm an investigator for the Educational Evaluation Service.
28:53They're the people who administer them.
28:55Yeah, I know.
28:55Oh, you do?
28:56So, why don't you tell me how you cheat?
28:58I don't cheat.
29:00Oh, all right.
29:01I don't.
29:02Uh-huh.
29:03Let's see.
29:03You got a 2360, 2290, 2400, and all from this crappy high school.
29:09Yeah, I know my shit.
29:10And I got a brand new test we just finished creating.
29:12So, why don't we go see if you know your shit, or you're just full of it?
29:23Karen.
29:27Daddy Frank.
29:28What are you doing?
29:30Freezing my gonads off, that's what.
29:32You see that pickup with the two scary-looking dudes in it?
29:37Yes.
29:38Divert their attention, so I can slip back into the house.
29:41Daddy Frank, I really, really want you to come to Parents Night tonight.
29:47Nobody's ever there to see how great I'm doing, and I'm really, really doing great.
29:53Distract them, and we'll talk.
29:55Promise me you'll come to school for me tonight, and I'll do it.
29:58All right, all right.
29:59Jesus.
30:00Everything's got to be quid pro fucking quo.
30:02Go.
30:03Distract.
30:03Distract.
30:14So, what have you allowed to be stolen today?
30:17Can we try some optimism?
30:19Optimism is for children and presidents, not for mini-mart owners in a land of 30 million jobless.
30:27Where the hell were you?
30:29Why are you looking at him?
30:31Where were you going with all that stuff?
30:33Nowhere.
30:36Who?
30:37Is it the Milkovich kid again?
30:49That's it.
30:51We're closed.
30:52I cannot thank you enough for representing our family tonight at Parents Night.
30:57Karen is going to be so happy.
31:00And make sure you ask lots of questions and then report back to me.
31:03And I need details.
31:04Lots of details, okay?
31:06Details.
31:06Details.
31:07Yeah, yeah.
31:07Lots of details.
31:10Stay down here and entertain you with my lips.
31:14But it's getting kind of late.
31:17No, no, no.
31:18Those things never start on time.
31:21You sure?
31:21Yeah, pretty sure.
31:23They never...
31:23We've got time.
31:25Positive?
31:26We've got time.
31:27We've got time.
31:41We've got time.
31:43The wording is ambiguous.
31:45You're going to get mail on that.
31:52Huh.
31:54I'll take it up with the board.
32:022,400.
32:05You know how rare that is?
32:07Hmm?
32:07Out of a million and a half kids who take the test every year, only 300 get a perfect score.
32:14How'd you catch me?
32:16Huh.
32:16Well, as smart as you are, we've got people working for us who are even smarter.
32:25So what now?
32:27Well, punishment or redemption.
32:29Your choice.
32:30What's the punishment?
32:32You mean you entered into this without researching the consequences of getting caught?
32:37Jail?
32:39Now, we're not usually in the business of sending kids to jail.
32:42Our only mandate is to send universities valid scores, and we invalidate the ones that aren't legitimate.
32:48I'm at the University of Chicago.
32:51Come to my office.
32:55And don't you ever, ever take a test for someone else again, or I will find you, and I will
33:03beat you senseless.
33:05Hmm?
33:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
33:26I lived a lot of years before I met you.
33:30Come on.
33:32Come on.
33:37Now, hold it like you want to do something with it.
33:46End of here.
33:47What?
33:54Left shoulder.
33:55Right shoulder.
33:56Left leg.
33:57Right leg.
33:59Stomach.
34:00Neck.
34:01Face.
34:03Heart.
34:03Heart.
34:08ROTC.
34:17Hey, sorry I'm late.
34:18It's okay.
34:19I brought you a shirt.
34:19Okay.
34:20Okay, now listen up.
34:21We are going to stand united and show them that we are a family that is thriving.
34:24You got it?
34:25Yep.
34:25Let's go.
34:26Come on.
34:27Come on.
34:30Come on.
34:31This is it?
34:32This is his brother.
34:34Uh, Philip.
34:35Very good to see you again, sir.
34:37Uh, Philip is 17.
34:39Um, 21.
34:40Uh, and while we may not be the legal guardians of our brother, we do supply him-
34:44I told you I wanted to see a parent.
34:48We just opened a letter today.
34:50I gave Carl the letter last week.
34:52So you're relying on a nine-year-old to deliver important correspondence?
34:56You don't seem to have a home phone.
34:59Carl is taken care of at home by loving siblings.
35:01This is not up for negotiation.
35:04Your brother is on the verge of being expelled.
35:07And unfortunately, there are steps the state requires to be taken before he can be bounced.
35:13And a meeting with his legal guardian is the next step.
35:17Please, you can't do this.
35:19I mean, he loves school.
35:20More potential victims here, I suppose.
35:24No, all his friends are here.
35:26Can you stop him?
35:27I'm serious.
35:27No.
35:28He needs more structure, I know.
35:33What Carl needs?
35:35Is medication, a near-death experience, or a lobotomy?
35:42You should be very proud of your daughter.
35:44She's prompt, poised, cheerful, vivid imagination, expansive vocabulary.
35:51Karen has greatness in her future.
35:52She gets it from me.
35:54It's all the time I spent with her when she was a youngster.
35:58Flash cards and the like.
36:00Pounding, pounding, pounding relentlessly.
36:03Never underestimate the power of flash cards.
36:07I'm sorry.
36:09I'm placing a call to social services.
36:12A home without a legal guardian is a home we cannot condone.
36:19Hello, all.
36:22Sorry I was late.
36:23I got held up at the office.
36:25So, now that Fiona and I are engaged, I've filed the paperwork so that we can become the legal guardians
36:30of the children.
36:33Do you realize Carl's report card has seven U's?
36:37Uh, U's?
36:38As in unsatisfactory.
36:41But, don't think of U as in unsatisfactory.
36:45Think of U as in F.
36:48As in failed?
36:50As in fucked.
36:52I am not a religious man.
36:55But, every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
37:01Now, something drastic must be done, or he's going to slip down through the cracks, right up into a clock
37:07tower with a sniper rifle.
37:09Given our resources, he is beyond our ability to help.
37:14It's just a phase.
37:15And, uh, now that we're aware of him...
37:17Too late!
37:18This Norman Rockwell display might warn the cockles of some other fool who believes no fucking child, not even the
37:25budding psychotic, should be left behind.
37:27But the fact is, the sooner Carl is put in prison, the safer this world is going to be.
37:33More of a Mickey Hart fan when it comes to paintings.
37:35What? What's that?
37:36More of a Mickey Hart fan than a Norman Rockwell fan.
37:43Mickey Hart's an alright painter.
37:45For a drummer.
37:48Could y'all excuse us for a second?
37:50For what?
37:51If we could just take a walk and talk in private.
37:53Get a breath of fresh air.
38:18All you had to do was drive the car and park it.
38:20It was an extraordinary circumstance.
38:23It was the night the Bears were playing Green Bay.
38:26There was an...
38:26Oh!
38:27Go!
38:28I'd be kicking you had I not pulled a hamstring chasing after you.
38:32You're a fast little bastard.
38:33Second team, all state in the mile.
38:36Ah!
38:37Ah!
38:39Daddy Frank!
38:40Hey.
38:45Oh, summer kidney.
38:47Prostitute your 12-year-old.
38:48I don't care how you get the money, but I want six grand in cash by Saturday,
38:50or this ear will be hanging around my neck.
38:53Rrrr!
39:03No one around here really knows those terrapins are a grateful dead thing.
39:09The kids call them Mr. G's Turtles.
39:12Shit, man.
39:13They don't even know who the grateful dead are.
39:16Ah, man.
39:19The summer of 1979.
39:22The best summer of my life.
39:24Followed the dead around the Midwest.
39:27Supported myself selling grilled cheese in the parking lot.
39:32Yeah, they make great music.
39:34Their music blows.
39:36But their female fans
39:40were a bunch of patchouli-soaked sluts
39:42who all wanted to ball their first black guy.
39:48I never embraced tokenism with more gusto.
39:57Those terrapins were a parting gift from this good more chick
40:05who sucked me off
40:07like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ball sack.
40:11Whoo!
40:12Whoo!
40:14Man!
40:16This is some good shit.
40:18Yo, we're gonna turn Carl around.
40:22Thanks for the joint.
40:24But I'm not gonna lose my pension over some little whack job going postal on my watch.
40:29Though I did not distribute high-quality medicine such as this,
40:34I could hook you up
40:35with some discreet people
40:36that would give you a favorable price.
40:39We talking a teacher discount.
40:45My man.
40:49What the hell did you do?
40:51Saw an opening, made my move, got lucky.
40:56Daddy!
40:56If I hadn't had such a...
40:58Debbie, we gotta call.
41:00I wanna say hi to Daddy.
41:01Daddy!
41:02Hi!
41:03Hello, Pumpkin.
41:05Kara, what's going on?
41:06Well, you said you never come to these things,
41:07so I thought that you weren't gonna come,
41:09and so I asked Frank to stand in for my worthless father.
41:12Did they expel Carl?
41:17What'd I tell ya?
41:19Drama and threats, all for naught.
41:27Come on, guys.
41:29Let's go.
41:33Bye, Daddy.
41:35Yeah, see ya.
41:45Carl, we're serious.
41:46The stakes are really, really high.
41:48We love you,
41:49and we need you in this family,
41:51in this house.
41:52You need to stop
41:53biting and punching
41:55and hurting people.
41:57Well, how else do I make them cry?
41:59Gossip and slander.
42:00You know, when I get really angry,
42:01I usually just count to ten.
42:04Hey, little man,
42:05I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
42:06We're gonna get you some pads
42:07and some skates,
42:09get you out on the ice.
42:09You can take your frustrations out
42:11with a hockey stick.
42:11Yeah, you can come to karate with me.
42:13Remember when I broke Kyle Boosley's leg?
42:15It took three pins
42:16to put it back together.
42:17You can't beat karate
42:18when it comes to regulated,
42:20sanctioned violence
42:20for the children.
42:26Will you tell me one more time
42:28what the teacher said, Frank?
42:31How many more times?
42:34Mmm.
42:37Just one more time.
42:38Just one more time.
42:39I would have known
42:41if I'd been there,
42:42but just one more.
42:43They said she was developing
42:45into an incredibly poised young woman.
42:50Poised?
42:54She is quite the young lady.
43:09Frank,
43:10how am I gonna help her
43:14be the woman she's supposed to be
43:17if I'm locked up in this house?
43:21I can't even get through the doors
43:23of a pretend supermarket.
43:27How am I gonna show her
43:29the Grand Canyon?
43:35Life is going on all around me
43:37and I'm missing out.
43:40Why am I so pathetic?
43:44Hey.
43:46You are going to get through
43:48those doors any day now
43:49and never look back.
43:53Oh.
43:59Frank.
44:02Thank you for being
44:05my light.
44:12My Frank.
44:14My light.
44:20Hey.
44:21Um.
44:23Listen, Morgan.
44:23It's...
44:24It's Lip.
44:28We gotta talk.
44:29I got some bad news
44:30regarding your SAT scores.
44:35They're invalidating your score.
44:41I'll go into more detail
44:42when I speak with you.
44:44I'm sorry to leave this
44:45on your phone.
44:49Right.
44:50Um.
44:51Okay.
44:51Hit me back.
45:02Yeah, I didn't need your help.
45:04Yeah, it looks like you did.
45:06You're upset that I actually did help.
45:09You're afraid that if I keep on showing up
45:12and actually helping,
45:13that you'll like it.
45:14And liking it will lead to relying on it.
45:16And by relying on it,
45:17you'll be less of the you
45:18you've made yourself into.
45:20A kick-ass you that you like
45:21and I like too.
45:23But you're afraid that
45:24if you learn to rely on me,
45:25then one day when you really
45:26need me to show up,
45:27I won't.
45:28And then you'll be angry
45:29at yourself for believing
45:29in something you've only seen
45:30in the movie,
45:31something that I'm determined
45:32to prove to you actually exists.
45:36You're gone every time
45:37and I want to fool around.
45:40You can't shut up.
46:05Hey, I'm here for Lip
46:07to pay him the balance
46:07for the SAT test.
46:14I'm here for Lip, my man.
46:18They invalidate my score.
46:19I was going to call you.
46:20I'm going to get like a six
46:20on this test.
46:21You get at least a couple hundred
46:22to spell your name correctly.
46:23Shit, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
46:24I can fix this.
46:25All right?
46:27I'm going to be a play ball in college.
46:29Fuck, you go straight to the probe.
46:43You think you'll live
46:44if I drop you on your head?
46:45I don't.
46:46Matt!
46:48Shit.
46:49Get back inside.
46:50Back off or I'll throw you out too.
46:53Let him go!
46:54Get my brother back in the house
46:55or the kid swings the bat.
46:57Okay, okay.
46:57Now.
46:58Keep your shit straight.
46:58I'll pull him in.
46:59Hey, now.
47:00Come on.
47:01What the hell is going on?
47:02Carl's got it covered.
47:05I was just joking.
47:07Okay?
47:09Okay?
47:12Okay?
47:49I was acquitted.
48:02I was trying to pull myself away
48:05To you
48:07But you ain't grasping me
48:10Try and pull myself away
48:13From you
48:16Cause this ain't meant to be
48:19You ain't got it covered.
48:23You ain't got it covered.
48:25You ain't got it covered.
48:29You ain't got it covered.
48:31You ain't got it covered.
48:33You ain't got it covered.
48:34You ain't got it covered.
48:34You ain't got it covered.
48:34You ain't got it covered.
48:34You ain't got it covered.
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